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  • @rihannagraham5627
    @rihannagraham5627 2 года назад +7347

    Dan: Oh this Baldi alright.
    Me yelling at the screen saying it’s Mr. clean.

  • @Policy_-fk8gf
    @Policy_-fk8gf 2 года назад +112

    10:13 “I’ve seen people steal teachers”
    *dan*
    *you just witnessed a kidnapping*

  • @PochitaGaming-sq5if
    @PochitaGaming-sq5if 6 месяцев назад +30

    Dan:what movies pulls your hair? Rattitoui: Am I a joke to you?

  • @Boobies1
    @Boobies1 6 месяцев назад +18

    Dan, I have been a fan of your videos since 2015-2016, and I just wanted to say, thanks so much for filling the childhood hole that was in my heart!

  • @BobstaShorts
    @BobstaShorts 2 года назад +3197

    pov: dan is life

    • @user-jh8sd5hk1j
      @user-jh8sd5hk1j 2 года назад +45

      *OH JUST GIVE ME RECENT HATE!!*
      *MY WORLD RECORD IS TO BE THE MOST HATED RUclipsR!!* 🤬👎🏽👎🏽

    • @BobstaShorts
      @BobstaShorts 2 года назад +120

      @@user-jh8sd5hk1j ratio

    • @k4lp
      @k4lp 2 года назад +24

      Been watching hime since 2012

    • @user-jc3jn6uz5i
      @user-jc3jn6uz5i 2 года назад +7

      bot sectio

    • @nonsenseal7846
      @nonsenseal7846 2 года назад +11

      Correct pov

  • @storm7314
    @storm7314 2 года назад +458

    Dan: "Look at the size of it!"
    The Cat: "And I took that personally."

  • @z-kids-acct5698
    @z-kids-acct5698 7 месяцев назад +6

    0:44 Got me rolling on my bed 😂💀

  • @Brinley.TTPD.
    @Brinley.TTPD. 10 месяцев назад +7

    Dang, I remember when this came out 3 days ago, now its been a year! Time flies by QUICK!

  • @CaraThompson969
    @CaraThompson969 2 года назад +243

    “Here comes the BOY, HELLO BOY, WELCOME, HERE HE COMES, THERE HE IS, HERE COMES THE BOY!”
    That made me laugh so much lol.

  • @VrishinJ
    @VrishinJ 2 года назад +66

    The bat screaming is about bats using echolocation to find where things are.

  • @astirice1453
    @astirice1453 Год назад +9

    This made me laugh so hard at 8:48 😂😂😂😂 his face drop😂😂😂😂

  • @Jusukin_Uokunyuu47
    @Jusukin_Uokunyuu47 6 месяцев назад +3

    It’s crazy to think this was two years ago.
    Especially that THE MINECRAFT GOAT WAS OUT THEN ALREADY 5:00

  • @LuccaDoesStuff
    @LuccaDoesStuff 2 года назад +50

    10:14
    *“I’ve seen people steal teachers…”*
    -Daniel “DanTDM” Middleton

    • @helpmeplx1739
      @helpmeplx1739 2 года назад

      Its ROBERT

    • @crisp2519
      @crisp2519 2 года назад

      Heh

    • @Axis6891
      @Axis6891 2 года назад

      @‎ don't worry I'll hate u

    • @Axis6891
      @Axis6891 2 года назад

      @‎ FAAAAAK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @LuccaDoesStuff
      @LuccaDoesStuff 2 года назад

      rosy Plaza Don’t worry, it’s just a bot

  • @azazel_broski9923
    @azazel_broski9923 2 года назад +92

    Dan: “could be me”
    His profile picture now: *is him*

  • @grannyjail9283
    @grannyjail9283 Год назад +2

    “Put foil in the microwave, it will give you superpowers!”
    Dan: hopefully he learns why he shouldn’t do that.”
    (Wants him to die 😵)

  • @nxbody_aurie
    @nxbody_aurie 3 месяца назад +1

    2:44, he is talking about ratatouille!! Where Ratatouille controls the chef by the hair In a chefs cap!!:)

  • @Pizza_Papi
    @Pizza_Papi 2 года назад +228

    Dan: What can somebody do with all those skittles
    That one chipmunk from the beginning: *MOUTH*

  • @Zyraphim
    @Zyraphim 2 года назад +581

    Dan: "Is this Baldi?"
    Mr. Clean: _"My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined"_

  • @iibxlla
    @iibxlla Год назад +2

    Everyone: “ITS NOT BALDI ITS MR CLEAN”
    Me: GOGY IS IN A DANTDM VIDEO??

  • @user-wq1wi1rd4t
    @user-wq1wi1rd4t 25 дней назад +1

    13:30
    it's cuz bats use echolocation so he screams to find the stuff!

  • @magna_vulpes_xviii3920
    @magna_vulpes_xviii3920 2 года назад +70

    13:52 the joke is Bats use echolocation to find stuff so that's being portrayed here 🤣🤣🤣

    • @robloxgabe3160
      @robloxgabe3160 2 года назад +2

      yes

    • @robloxgabe3160
      @robloxgabe3160 2 года назад +1

      Being satire is not what I meant my purpose for when saying the famous word, said by all "yes", I was agreeing to the comment made by the glorious person, "TheJuicyFox101"

    • @magna_vulpes_xviii3920
      @magna_vulpes_xviii3920 2 года назад

      @@Parthgamer123 fellow fox, ironic in what way

  • @theweirdestyoutuber1326
    @theweirdestyoutuber1326 2 года назад +49

    “Here comes the BOY!”
    (Dan fastly backs away from screen)

  • @Arn-nim-ations4556
    @Arn-nim-ations4556 Год назад

    I haven't seen many have the washer and dryer in the bathroom but I think it might just a weird layout thing with the house I'm not entirely sure.

  • @DJmitttttsofficial
    @DJmitttttsofficial 10 месяцев назад +3

    Hey Dan love your content honestly I haven’t seen a better RUclipsr

  • @captainmoo2646
    @captainmoo2646 2 года назад +99

    13:48 Dan, Bats use echolocation for them to know their surroundings as they can't see very well. Therefore they well... scream :) (In a way)

    • @jhayworth1234
      @jhayworth1234 2 года назад +9

      So they basically scream and the sound waves bounce to a object and form a shape of some sort and when it comes back the bats take the info and BOOM you got yourself some acorns

    • @captainmoo2646
      @captainmoo2646 2 года назад +1

      @@jhayworth1234 indeeeeeeeeeeed

    • @jhayworth1234
      @jhayworth1234 2 года назад

      @@captainmoo2646 wise man 🙃

  • @thecrimsonknight145
    @thecrimsonknight145 2 года назад +58

    Video: shows Mr.Clean.
    Dan: It’s baldi!
    Me: Dying eternal.

    • @omegamad
      @omegamad 2 года назад +2

      @@Ella_tay hes british mr clean is US right

  • @MDKTV9-11
    @MDKTV9-11 Год назад +1

    Man: *sees floating tree*
    Dan: I did not do that.
    FIB: *Looks at every Dantdm video where he leaves trees floating*

  • @williamchow422
    @williamchow422 10 месяцев назад

    Does anyone remember when Dan's Profile pic was the computer cat with glasses: 6:57
    Also love your vids Dan, been watching for 10 years now!

  • @omni-galachu9684
    @omni-galachu9684 2 года назад +79

    7:58 Dan doesn't know about the *ALMIGHTY* Mr. Clean?!
    I'm stunned...

    • @gryffindorrunner2299
      @gryffindorrunner2299 2 года назад +5

      Well... He is a gamer. He just knows Baldi more than Mr. Clean.

    • @omni-galachu9684
      @omni-galachu9684 2 года назад +6

      @@gryffindorrunner2299 True, I also read in the other comments, apparently the UK don't have a Mr. Clean :(

    • @popcorn9818
      @popcorn9818 2 года назад +2

      @@omni-galachu9684 yeah I had ganna say they might not have it there

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Год назад +1

      How does he not know who this is?

  • @Edan_T
    @Edan_T 2 года назад +91

    “The Bushier The Tail, The Better The Life”
    -DanTDM 2021

    • @Rewstyr
      @Rewstyr 2 года назад +2

      Me with no tail: :,)

  • @radicalradium
    @radicalradium 9 месяцев назад

    8:07 Dan:"baldy"
    literally everyone else:"mr clean"

  • @xjesslvzcats9866
    @xjesslvzcats9866 7 месяцев назад

    “HERE COMES THE BOY!!” Had me dying😂😂😂😊

  • @jasonsousley
    @jasonsousley 2 года назад +14

    10:58 a “ perfectly cut scream moment”

  • @Me-Me10
    @Me-Me10 2 года назад +1976

    Dan: yeah that’s baldi
    Everyone: *intensely screams into screen* “ITS MR CLEAN”

  • @SupYB
    @SupYB 8 месяцев назад

    2:31 fun fact
    you can get this hat at disney world's epcot park
    its a ratatouille hat

  • @earthandfiregaming.152
    @earthandfiregaming.152 Год назад +36

    Lmao Dan you never fail to make me laugh.🤣

    • @Brantfamily
      @Brantfamily 9 месяцев назад

      Bats squeak to see. That's why the bat screamed

  • @_..sxnflower..bees.___2746
    @_..sxnflower..bees.___2746 2 года назад +783

    Random guy: "Put tinfoil in the microwave"
    Dan: "NO!"
    Also Dan: *Cooks a baby in who's your daddy*

  • @-legendofgaming-820
    @-legendofgaming-820 Год назад +51

    Random Guy: "Put the toaster in the shower"
    Me: "THAT'S A MICROWAVE"

    • @Puro218
      @Puro218 11 месяцев назад +3

      Its a *toaster oven*

    • @Gmacersvr
      @Gmacersvr 2 месяца назад +3

      It will give you superpowers

    • @nerdtony
      @nerdtony Месяц назад

      It is a microwave

  • @user-rf5rx6dv5j
    @user-rf5rx6dv5j 3 месяца назад +1

    love how dan becomes extremely serious when the tiktok tries to tell people to kill themselves ❤ dan truly loves us 💎

  • @amethystos_lykos
    @amethystos_lykos 9 месяцев назад

    I literally flinched when the sheep bleeted(? Idk what sound a sheep makes) at 10:58

  • @TheTeleMan500
    @TheTeleMan500 2 года назад +415

    The washer and dryer placement depends on who built the house, sometimes they’ll be right next to the kitchen, other times in a bathroom, and some with their own room. Multiple-Story houses with a basement tend to have a separate room for washer and dryer. Smaller houses usually will either have one in the bathroom, in a room next to the kitchen, or rarely no washer and dryer.

  • @dr.mystario569
    @dr.mystario569 2 года назад +157

    Dan *We have glass stairs"
    Me: "yeah, most RUclipsrs do"

    • @babyyodar3426
      @babyyodar3426 2 года назад +10

      glass stairs sound scary

    • @NecroLord0311
      @NecroLord0311 2 года назад +2

      @@babyyodar3426 well yeah unlike normal stairs where the steps are not able to be see the hight you are

    • @cinnamon4ada7
      @cinnamon4ada7 2 года назад +1

      If only rich people had taste in houses and didn’t just go with the modern house trope

    • @enigma6890
      @enigma6890 2 года назад +1

      Because one mistake can shatter your way to the top

  • @JacobBuddyGames
    @JacobBuddyGames Месяц назад +1

    0:42 Here comes the BOI.HELLO BOI. HERE HE COMES AND THERE HE IS. HERE COMES THE BOI!

  • @DragonLord_Hollowz_Official
    @DragonLord_Hollowz_Official 7 месяцев назад

    7:58 it’s Mr. Clean Dan, prove me wrong 13:49 also it’s because bats have a very high-pitched screech that even humans can’t hear them

  • @olivermelmed3687
    @olivermelmed3687 2 года назад +157

    Dan: This is Baldi right?
    Mr. Clean: "And I took that personally"

  • @sarcasmandbreathing2799
    @sarcasmandbreathing2799 2 года назад +99

    Dan: Is this…is this BALDI?
    Me: Sure it’s totally not Mr.Clean

  • @jamalnakhat
    @jamalnakhat 4 месяца назад +1

    13:15 Its meant to be how bats can't see, and can only see by screaming.

  • @GortagVR
    @GortagVR Месяц назад

    This vid is so good I keep watching it even though it was 2/3 yrs ago

  • @HurricaneFox
    @HurricaneFox 2 года назад +17

    14:24
    Frog: Do you want to hear my impersonation of a deflating balloon? _Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee_

  • @JayTee75
    @JayTee75 11 месяцев назад

    On the frog one I didn’t really find it that funny but when Dan laughed it made me laugh 😂

  • @ShebWasHere
    @ShebWasHere 10 месяцев назад

    8:30
    POV: Your family walks in your room as your playing Rolling Sky in VR.

  • @i-tech9385
    @i-tech9385 2 года назад +265

    dan: what movie pulls a guys hair
    me: you dont know ratatouille?

    • @-sun-moon-5570
      @-sun-moon-5570 2 года назад +8

      LITERALLY

    • @rubrown1397
      @rubrown1397 2 года назад +1

      Are You A Magpie??? "Diamond Destroyer"???? 🐦

    • @thedatboi_
      @thedatboi_ 2 года назад

      Literally 3 out of the 5 replies to this comment are bots and I will let you see which one lol. Also one of them commented in the wrong place
      Also yes I agree with your statement, remy does pull out hairs

    • @thedatboi_
      @thedatboi_ 2 года назад

      SO MANYH BOTS IN THE REPLIES AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @AmazinEarth
      @AmazinEarth 2 года назад

      HOW DID BOTS GET IN THIS VIDEO
      *T H I S I S D A N T D M*

  • @XX_fatal_death_X
    @XX_fatal_death_X 2 года назад +427

    Dan: "bald head, eyebrows, sweep sweep sweep... That's baldy"
    Me: "ITS MR CLEANNN MANNN!!".

  • @accaliaaccalia7491
    @accaliaaccalia7491 Год назад +1

    I paused the video at 2:44 and then Dan looks tired.
    Dan if u feel tired and ur recording please just stop it I really care about people so please sleep a lot

  • @user-mv3dt9cq1l
    @user-mv3dt9cq1l 10 месяцев назад

    I loved ur vid's dan when I'm sad u cheer me up

  • @mrmythman5001
    @mrmythman5001 2 года назад +229

    Put tinfoil in the microwave!
    Dan: NO! (Father instincts)

  • @banditpugs9025
    @banditpugs9025 2 года назад +256

    Dan: *looking at the cats of the day*
    Me: *wondering why the heck he has ~g l a s s s t a i r s~*

    • @blem3923
      @blem3923 2 года назад +15

      Asher grows older and stomps upstairs* also asher 👁👄👁uh oh

    • @banditpugs9025
      @banditpugs9025 2 года назад +2

      @@blem3923 omg that would be terrible :'D

    • @blem3923
      @blem3923 2 года назад +2

      @@banditpugs9025 ye

    • @ashlieransom2068
      @ashlieransom2068 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @mothyplaze
      @mothyplaze 2 года назад +1

      Yay glass

  • @mlgdantdm
    @mlgdantdm 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dan i stopped watching you when i was ten and not going to lie you and ellie have been a huge part of my childhood and she will be missed 🫡🕊

  • @mohmmadasem4263
    @mohmmadasem4263 Год назад +1

    Best Uber of the world if u see him u will love him instantly 6:41

  • @RHGameOn
    @RHGameOn 2 года назад +51

    Dan: I think that the memers are so complex-
    me: screaming at the screen that the bat is using echolocation

  • @JLU61307
    @JLU61307 2 года назад +14

    8:00 that is obviously Mr. Clean. I haven't seen any ad about them in a long while

  • @natehiki1091
    @natehiki1091 Год назад

    at 13.56 its because of bats echo location.They use sounds to see

  • @penelopelester5083
    @penelopelester5083 Год назад

    0:42 for me to save the moment Dan was sent back by the goblin cover

  • @synnvelied8245
    @synnvelied8245 2 года назад +15

    13:33 Bats use echolocation bc they don't see well, that's why it yelled; to find the acorns.

  • @pinkbelgianwaffle
    @pinkbelgianwaffle 2 года назад +295

    Dan: This is Baldi right?
    Me: *internal screaming that its Mr. Clean intensifies*

  • @jeffreymacey1239
    @jeffreymacey1239 8 месяцев назад

    Sometimes i watch old vids to bring back memories

  • @alovesick
    @alovesick 10 месяцев назад

    15:42 Honestly, I’m kinda scared of the people who have a body pillow of Sans… SHOWING HIS RIBCAGE

  • @drakestan420
    @drakestan420 2 года назад +51

    "The bushier the tail, the happier the life"
    Human don't even have tails.

    • @Parthgamer123
      @Parthgamer123 2 года назад +2

      Everyone knows that already

    • @angelsoups
      @angelsoups 2 года назад +2

      Must be why we are so depressed. The furries are on to something... /j

    • @Evovila
      @Evovila 2 года назад

      @@Parthgamer123 shush furry

    • @assaaddandashi7396
      @assaaddandashi7396 2 года назад

      makes sense lots of humans hate their life existence

    • @Parthgamer123
      @Parthgamer123 2 года назад

      @@Evovila shut

  • @syszee
    @syszee 2 года назад +145

    The villager jeb is from my latest video.. I wasn't expecting that 🤣

    • @CivilMold
      @CivilMold 2 года назад +6

      Bruh 😂😂 hi zee

    • @riduanaqil1452
      @riduanaqil1452 2 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @Dapzap
      @Dapzap 2 года назад +4

      ye i recognized u from the voice

    • @pr1m3zter_
      @pr1m3zter_ 2 года назад +1

      So funny

    • @johni_cuh
      @johni_cuh 2 года назад +2

      Oh damn, I need to watch that then hahaha

  • @LeafletVR
    @LeafletVR 10 месяцев назад

    If you didn’t understand Dan the bat screaming one means a bat is blind and uses sound as a way of seeing

  • @NateGeneration1Nano
    @NateGeneration1Nano 3 месяца назад +1

    ~4:56 If it wasn't safe it would have already fallen.

  • @mabel3425
    @mabel3425 2 года назад +47

    11:56 I think that's a case of "Inosculation." Basically when trunks, branches or roots of a tree grows together. I've read before that trees share nutrients or something so that floating tree might still be alive without having roots.

  • @iAMliv__.
    @iAMliv__. 2 года назад +29

    7:52 . . . Dan. . . That's Mr. Clean🤣🤣🤣

  • @blakewatson7426
    @blakewatson7426 7 месяцев назад +2

    7:51 why is it so satisfying?😂

  • @mistawhite2008
    @mistawhite2008 10 месяцев назад

    Can confirm on the spiderman one, it is spiderman 3 for the ps2 and xbox 360, and that clip comes from the tutorial where you have to click a bunch of buttons fast.

  • @Pyro_MANIAC_
    @Pyro_MANIAC_ 2 года назад +81

    Dan: "What happens when an enderman cries?"
    Ranboo: ”._.

  • @Violet-eb8gf
    @Violet-eb8gf 2 года назад +91

    1:27
    Man gets electrocuted
    Dan: “Finally” 😂

  • @user-jt5pg7xd2v
    @user-jt5pg7xd2v Год назад

    I have had the 3rd tick-tock memorised for so long 😂😂😂

  • @BraykerDude
    @BraykerDude 11 месяцев назад +2

    Dan: What kind of movies do you watch?!
    Me: ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME MAYBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @WYATTDAD
    @WYATTDAD 2 года назад +110

    Dan: “He’s bald got eyebrows and people with brooms YUP BALDI.
    Us: “Oh Mr.Clean!”

  • @tjaytelevision2989
    @tjaytelevision2989 Год назад +52

    “Put tinfoil in the microwave” Dan: my father senses are tingling

  • @julianajones1213
    @julianajones1213 Год назад +1

    8:08
    Dan: This is Baldi, he totally LOVES the color white
    Me: :.> please send help

  • @OnlineFanBoy
    @OnlineFanBoy Год назад

    6:58 and so begins the legend of the cat logo

  • @Systematic_Problematic
    @Systematic_Problematic 2 года назад +44

    "Here comes the B O I"
    Dan: **Shooketh**

  • @iiNimbus
    @iiNimbus 2 года назад +146

    “This uncut tree wasn’t me”
    Me: YES IT WAS DAN DONT LIE.

  • @TheDoodleDragon6
    @TheDoodleDragon6 Год назад

    "If you want to read my mind, USE THE TOASTER IN THE SHOWER!!"
    *casually holds and opens a microwave in the shower*

  • @VergilFromTemu
    @VergilFromTemu Год назад +1

    15:44 for me it was a Millennium Godzilla collectible figure

  • @shiloblanco892
    @shiloblanco892 2 года назад +206

    Dan: "what does a man do with that many skittles."
    Me: To see if they all taste the same

  • @oblivilion8342
    @oblivilion8342 2 года назад +58

    “What happens when endermen cry?”
    Idk ask Ranboo-

  • @epic_micah2734
    @epic_micah2734 5 месяцев назад

    The reason why the bat is yelling is that bats are blind and they scream and wait for the noise to bounce back then they know where stuff is

  • @douglaselsaesser3555
    @douglaselsaesser3555 11 месяцев назад

    The reason the bat was screaming is because in caves bats can’t see so they make noise and then echoes off the walls so they know where they are.

  • @felldoor4728
    @felldoor4728 2 года назад +1207

    It's nice watching Dan's videos again, basically grew up watching his videos. I'm glad he's still going.

  • @Ashernaut-yi2yt
    @Ashernaut-yi2yt 2 месяца назад

    13:57 Bats use echolocation FYI

  • @codycatalano855
    @codycatalano855 11 месяцев назад

    8:44 put me on the floor rolling the way it happened tho

  • @aryanshetty2070
    @aryanshetty2070 2 года назад +24

    Dan:I have seen people steal lamposts,teachers
    Teachers:there shall be a war
    Asher:W O T

  • @thecookiechild5202
    @thecookiechild5202 2 года назад +45

    0:43 I love DanTDM’s reaction because this is legit one of my favorite TikTok’s this absolutely made my day

  • @MrMessiah44
    @MrMessiah44 Месяц назад +1

    Dan''what do you do with that many skittles?''
    Me"you eat it,"

  • @KETCHUPII
    @KETCHUPII 3 месяца назад +2

    Ah classic cellinaspookyboo. 4:41

  • @shou_xi
    @shou_xi 2 года назад +35

    Dan: This is Baldi!
    Dan you’ve disappointed me.
    *Mr Clean has been summoned*

    • @Camila-cs4wp
      @Camila-cs4wp 2 года назад

      When Dan said “ have you eaten cheese?” Idk why but I just burst out in laughter 😂

  • @sunnyflowrr8082
    @sunnyflowrr8082 2 года назад +22

    Dan: sometimes I think a meme is so complex-
    Me:*dies in bat knowledge