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So I was banned from orange fizzy drinks my entire childhood from the time i was 4 and went loopy on it. Ever feel relatable about something that shouldn't be relatable? Orange free kids unite
I remember watching peppa pig as a kid and asking my mom why they called a flashlight a torch because I’m American and I did not know British versions of American words yet
Peppa: oH GeOrGe, YoU tHRew tHe BaLl toO HaRd! Peppa: *CHARGES THE BALL UP HARD* George: *please help 🥺* Peppa: *THROWS THE BALL ENOUGH TO KNOCK GEORGE OVER* George: hard enough??
this is a re-comment Times 0:44 cursed images 1:16 wot? 1:40 British people 2:03 hooray cat 2:17 someone bail him out 2:57 wot is your genetic heritage? 3:32 dan does TikToks 4:38 peppa pig 5:18 dan watches peppa bully george 6:31 cursed peppa pig 6:59 NEVER DIG STRAIGHT DOWN!!! 7:20 wot will it be? 7:36 how the pug got its flat face 8:11 for a awesome song 8:39 cute 🥰 9:38 dol-fox 10:13 hi squidward 10:29 scary cat 10:54 herobrine 11:12 simpsons 11:47 birdy 12:40 BUY FLEX SEAL 13:09 hotdawg 13:46 TOBY THE GENTLEMAN!!! 13:59 paralyzed arm 14:46 OH NO!!! 15:00 LEAVE ME ALONE!!! 15:12 GOT YOUR NOSE!!! 15:30 KILLER FIZZY ORANGE JUICE!!! 16:18 dan is dead 17:15 WE ALL LOVE JUICY Extra: 10:24 AT THAT MOMENT HE REALIZED 13:22 funny 14:10 SCREEEEEEEEEEEAM!!! 15:25 GOT YOUR NOSE!!!
17:14 I never thought I would see dantdm react to eddievr, just, and mully. I'm speechless because I've watched dantdm for so long, and when I saw this I was on a call with my friend I went nuts he tried everything to calm me down.
Reminds me of one I saw. Person 1: (in chair on the rooftops) Nono, don't touch me there, this is my nono square. (Person 2 walks in) Nono, don't touch me there, this is my nono squa... What are you doing here? 2: F**K YOUR NONO SQUARE DAWG! (Grabs the chair by the legs) YEET! (throws the chair and the person of the building) 1: (Distant screams)
Dan don’t stop what you’re doing when I get home from school I get sad because I’m in American and I get bullied for being British but you make me happy when I get back my mum tells me to watch you and she is right you make my day keep it up
Развлечения
"This is how you can be in a dance group without having any friends"
*BRAIN 100*
1000 IQ
Pls make a piggy chapter 11
Old Dan: Minecraft mod showcase
Present Dan: getting mad at tik toks
LOL 😂 😂😂😂
@Christopher Farley Nope, I've Seen U Before. You Only Beg Golddigger.
He's truly the man he was meant to be
@@kindredsouls7680 what is your definition of gold digger?
Flying Ninja nine year old me used to have great content
I would absolutely love to see a whole half hour long video of Dan reacting to and reviewing Peppa pig episodes
yup me too!
yesss
Ngl y'all, I forgot I posted this comment
Yesss
i would to
"you can be in a dance group without any friends.This is perfect!" I STARTED DIEING POOR DAN
I, already am in dance group with nobody I don’t have friends also it’s not a group it’s a dance
No one:
RUclipsrs with no more ideas:
TIK TOK
Why do people keep doing this!? No
I had no subs so get noob Chris
Have
Christopher Farley um I see your comment on all Dans recent vids
@Christopher Farley yes...
Dan: Rages how Peppa is a Bully
Me: This is what I subscribed for
LOL!!
Me makes memes
Me:perfect
So tru
Hahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh not funny ok sry
Ya
"This is how you can be in a dance group without having friends" dan 2020
Dan I used to watch you when I was younger and I still watch it’s good to see you old it makes me feel old too
Nobody:
Someone: *mining the diamonds downwards without hesitations*
Also DanTDM: you deserve to be in this casket-
You didn’t say dan tdm before and I don’t understand
…
…
…
8:17
Me: knows it's from gravity falls
Dan: nice tune
I thought he wouod know
Would*
same
I said that too
I’m still sad the show got canceled
Fun fact: TDM is actually dans last name but backwards
Fun fact: his last name is Middleton.
So hes called: The Dan Middleton
@@spidertato1 no, its The Diamond Minecart
@@-Mercury- ik just saying it fits perfectly
@@-Mercury- no its the danmond middlecart
The diamond minecart
dan is a legend of youtube this man makes my day every time he uploads 🙏😀
Dantdm: This guy plays g-
Me:GRAVITY FALLS
dantdm: g-lasses of water
Me: oh
GRAVITY FALLS YE
Lol I noticed it too
I Heard The Music Not Seen The Episodes
I love gravity falls
Yessssss!!!!!!!
Me: sees the sun
Sun:screech
Me: well that escalated quickly
HEY!!! U COPED THAT FROM 1 OF MY DADS WALLPAPERS [I WISH I COULD HAVE EMOJS ON A COMPUTER]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU COPEYER
So I was banned from orange fizzy drinks my entire childhood from the time i was 4 and went loopy on it.
Ever feel relatable about something that shouldn't be relatable? Orange free kids unite
When he was making a tune with the cups of water that was the tune of gravity falls
Who remember when Dan’s channel was called the diamond minecart
?
@@kamalanathan73 4 seconds?!
Yasss
It’s still technically is Dan the Diamond minecart (dantdm)
OOF memories coming back
Quote of the year “ this is how you can be in a dance group without any friends”
Quote by Dantdm😂
16:40 The fact that she did this and Dan became a father is amazing!
Anyone else remember that one tour with three teams? Artikans (the wolf ones who settled in the tundras), the mesa/sand one and the jungle one
Dan: Let's get back ton the... HEADPHONES
me: *dyes out of laughter*
*dies
@@finnlasker671 LOL
You spelt dies wrong
Man: plays gravity falls theme song
Me: breaks
gravity falls broke me and my life
Best cartoon EVER
I need Season 3
Yyyyyeeeeeeesssss
HOW CAN THEY MAKE A NEW BOOK THAT'S NOT CANON!?!?!?
me replaying Dan screaming at 9:08 for Two minutes straight!
2:07 in and Dan is already vibing to "Cat (swear word) a handbag"
Dan: what is that animal I thought the dodos were extinct
Me: that's a baby parrot.
Hairless parrot
Me: sees the last one
*intensive No no square memories*
😂😂😂😂Finally someone that knows him here
Yea I thought dan knew it was juicy when it started 😂😂
We need to tell mully now
Steve Smith 🤣🤣🤣saaaame
ah yes. a man of culture
Dan, rooms change decor over time, of course there are Dino’s while he is older, but not younger.
Watching Dan right after the diamond minecart is really trippy
This is how much people wanted for Dan to see “this is my no-no square”
YES NO NO SQUARE!!!! XD
Alex Acosta screw you’re no-no square *YEET*
F YOUR NO NO SQUARE DOG YEEEEET
He Did That on Stream... It was pretty funny.
YEEEEEESS
God is a pen
Dan is a highlighter
God drew the earth
Dan made it brighter :)
Have a nice day!
[Applause]
simp
@@grahamcole2653 Bro wtaf?
@@grahamcole2653 how is it shes just typed a nice note for dan shes not simping.
This is unoriginal ;/
Dan:"This is how you can dance in a group without any freinds"
Inner Dan"Hello darkness my ol freind."
I remember watching peppa pig as a kid and asking my mom why they called a flashlight a torch because I’m American and I did not know British versions of American words yet
Peppa: you threw it too hard
Also peppa: throws a beach ball hard enough to knock over George
lol
**she’s starts to charge up with the ball**
OH GORGE YOU THINK YOU THERW IT HArD?
LET ME SHOW YOu hArD
Well a joke can nock gorge over
to peppa:
yo mama so orange that she belongs in the fruit category
Peppa: oH GeOrGe, YoU tHRew tHe BaLl toO HaRd!
Peppa: *CHARGES THE BALL UP HARD*
George: *please help 🥺*
Peppa: *THROWS THE BALL ENOUGH TO KNOCK GEORGE OVER*
George: hard enough??
14:46 Dan just experienced every kind of emotion POSSIBLE
🤣
So right lol
If he made noises it would be ah oh uh um
just too right
Yo bloo
this is a re-comment
Times
0:44 cursed images
1:16 wot?
1:40 British people
2:03 hooray cat
2:17 someone bail him out
2:57 wot is your genetic heritage?
3:32 dan does TikToks
4:38 peppa pig
5:18 dan watches peppa bully george
6:31 cursed peppa pig
6:59 NEVER DIG STRAIGHT DOWN!!!
7:20 wot will it be?
7:36 how the pug got its flat face
8:11 for a awesome song
8:39 cute 🥰
9:38 dol-fox
10:13 hi squidward
10:29 scary cat
10:54 herobrine
11:12 simpsons
11:47 birdy
12:40 BUY FLEX SEAL
13:09 hotdawg
13:46 TOBY THE GENTLEMAN!!!
13:59 paralyzed arm
14:46 OH NO!!!
15:00 LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
15:12 GOT YOUR NOSE!!!
15:30 KILLER FIZZY ORANGE JUICE!!!
16:18 dan is dead
17:15 WE ALL LOVE JUICY
Extra:
10:24 AT THAT MOMENT HE REALIZED
13:22 funny
14:10 SCREEEEEEEEEEEAM!!!
15:25 GOT YOUR NOSE!!!
wow thanks this is very helpful
8:13 Gravity falls theme is a Classic
Girl in the video talking about how British people speak: “Uh bolluh waauhER”
Dan a British person: “Oh a bottle of water”
Me: “I have been lied to”
underrated comment!
The truth it hurts me and kills me
Haha but really Dan have I been lied to
dan is a different bri’ish person innit
LIES DECEPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*"I'm gonna stop watching tiktok, I've gotta watch more tiktok"* - Dantdm 2020
Isn't that everyone tho 😂
I was one of the ppl who downloaded it just for fun or as a joke until.. A few swipes and I'm hooked
That human wasp one was the one I sent
Yep😐
Wow I love the end where he just laughed at Juciy from the boys being yeeted😊
Dan: Makes this video.
Likely dan that's finished recording: watches even more ticktocks.
Dan: " I'm old, i know"
Literally everyone: bruh, ur still 28
He’s 29 or 28-
Cat: hissing at human
Human: hisses back
Cat wondering why did the Human change the subject to social studies
From Language Arts
12:05 from what I think that is a kiwi bird
17:14 I never thought I would see dantdm react to eddievr, just, and mully. I'm speechless because I've watched dantdm for so long, and when I saw this I was on a call with my friend I went nuts he tried everything to calm me down.
Nobody:
Dantdm: making everyone's tik toks better.
Barry Joyce did you know that tic toc star new thing is to make fun of people with epilepsy then mock them so why should we give them attention
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET LOL LOL LOL LOL BRA LOL
@@jackwood2806 hi
Yup.
Sample Text and who the hell are you talking about?
2019: u play guitar. That’s cool
2020: u play guitar, I play glass cups
6:14 I just now realised that George’s eyes aren’t facing the same way and it makes this so much funnier
Hey Dan the one who was playing the glasses of water the song he was playing was the intro for Gravity Falls.
george: *is a fair toddler and throws the ball gently*
peppa: YOU THREW THE BALL TOO HARD
also peppa: *knocks george out with the ball*
R.i.p
R.I.P George
George: *kills peppa with ball*
*but little did she know 20 years from now he’s gonna be a bruiser*
Rip gorge....
Dan: Cats scare me.
Also Dan: Has every cat breed in minecraft hardcore
Lol
I love Pokemon a little to much
If dan doesn't see this i will legitemately be disappointed
He killed all most all his cats on “accident”
Well he doesn’t have all the breeds anymore
We need more videos of this!!
died at "They see me floating, they hating" lol
My heart melts everytime he mentions his son, it is crazy he has a SON
Cecilia N. I don’t think he has a son idk
He does its called asher
@@sabrenaflowers9103 Yeah he does, born in January named Asher
@@sabrenaflowers9103 he dose lol
Max Amazing he*
James Charles: I’m the best at getting dissed on tiktok
Dantdm: am I a joke to u ?
GabeWallace 09 Dan isn’t?
👍
lol
"when they see me floating they gonna be waiting"🤣
Dan: "I love Voldemort"
Me:"MUM DANTDM HAS BECOME A DEATHEATER"
no one:
not even dust:
peppa: YEETS THE BALL AT GEORGE
Juicy: *exists*
Mully : I’m gonna end this whole man’s career
Yes
it was mully who yyyeeeeeeeted him
Anthony the cat
Lol, my bad
Anthony the cat no it was eddie
Edit: I just saw the entire vid and it was mully
I love juicy
6:52 he's playing tomodachi life music!
* If u didn't know he has played tomodachi life before*
Dan: these are my legs, Imaging I have them.
Me: IMAGING?! U DONT HAVE ANY LEGS?
Me: *waiting for someone to photoshop fingers as Dan's legs* :>
PETITION!!!!!!
@dantdm needs to see this
i will never get that image out of my head
what kind of cursed fked up but oh so smart species if demon are you?
wow
8:14 the REAL problem is that he didn’t know that’s the gravity falls theme song
Ikr
I’m happy u know gravity falls
yep
@@TyamLongisquama me too
Absolutely agree
12:30 that is just a baby bird that hasn’t learned to fly and he/she is a baby so that means that he/she doesn’t have any feathers:)
Viewers: “wAtCh TiK tOk” DanTDM: “I wanna show you peppa pig”
Lmoa
Lol it's the complete opposite
“Somebody come bail him, it’s only 25 cents.”
I GET IT!
*cents
@@cynon123rpb8 oh ty
BORK BORK,
Away other dog!
With that voldermort got your nose I started screaming laughing
The dug has lifted off the floor and went to pugwarts of pugsardy
RUclips: How many copyright claims do you want today
DanTDM: *Yes*
youtube:ok
Dan: *Yes*
True how many
10
RUclips: ok, your video is now CopyRighted.
I love how mully and juicy showed up here...
Maxwell T5 YES
Guys guys , I drawed this
he's my pet pig Fluffy
Yep XD
You know them
‘Peppa says she wins, honks after it’
DanTDM
🤣🤣🤣
16:06
Plot twist: The sun mascot gave them all Sunny Fizz .
Then he went for the dog
Me: (sees last one)
Also me: NO NO DON'T TOUCH ME THERE, DIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE
Lol
OMG I commented the same!!!
Lol
Me too XD
Reminds me of one I saw.
Person 1: (in chair on the rooftops) Nono, don't touch me there, this is my nono square. (Person 2 walks in) Nono, don't touch me there, this is my nono squa... What are you doing here?
2: F**K YOUR NONO SQUARE DAWG! (Grabs the chair by the legs) YEET! (throws the chair and the person of the building)
1: (Distant screams)
Dan: "could you play glass?"
Kurt Hugo S.: *Makes music with coins, monkey, dogs, glass, snack, etc etc"
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂
Yea
Its gravity falls
Have you seen Sean Hogan?
When the guy plays the glasses, he plays the gravity falls theme
Y’all we need to appreciate dantdm 😩
Dan: I thought I was cool for playing the guitar this guy plays GlAsSeS oF wUtA
Doncha mean Wooaoa
Wutaaaa
It was gravity falls
@@cristiansalas1521 is isn't. Karen
@@yetiboy. I was joking so your a Karen lol
When you hear school is canceled: 11:52
When there's an online program: 12:00
Other way round hes laughing and happy at 12:00 and not a 11:52
CRASH BOOM BEANZ No he’s talking about in the post not dantdm
😂😂😂
XD lololololololololol
Bro u are so right
i saw this vid 2 yrs ago and im coming back and i still remember this
2:04
Dance on the floor
Cat hugging a handbag yours only yours were the single dance band
We made it.. Daniel “The Diamond Minecart” Middleton has fallen.. fallen to the dark side... the website abruptly named “TikTok”...
TikTok ain’t a website.
My name is Daniel too
Y hate tho
I agree
DanTDM has fallen into the abyss known as "tiktok"
17:18
Who else got reminded of that “...this is my no no square” thing
That is mully boy
Yes I remember
My boys Mully, Eddie, Josh, Narrator, and Juicy!
14:56 that dog has seen something that he wishes he could unsee
Dan don’t stop what you’re doing when I get home from school I get sad because I’m in American and I get bullied for being British but you make me happy when I get back my mum tells me to watch you and she is right you make my day keep it up
8:26 every Gravity Falls fan in existence: *hol up*
That’s me
pedro 301010 Same
Sincere sibling hug
lol I’m stupid pat pat
Yep
The part of his brain for Tiktok isn’t growing.
It’s the rest of his brain shrinking
Fun fact:Mr.Sunshine is a Korean show
Me and my friends have all agreed that George is adopted. You have mummy pig, daddy pig, Peppa pig and then it's just George. Is he not a pig?
THE LORE EXPANDS
Nobody:
Not a Single Soul:
Dantdm: THE BRAIN IS HUGE,
Also The Guy Who Was Playing Glass He Was Playing The Gravity Falls Theme Song!
That was my sister XD
That’s dumb lol XD
Why does everybody do the
NObOdY:
Not A SiNgLe SouL:
Me: JUST STOP ITS ANNOYING
RIley Grant that’s ur problem, no one asked you to read it.
@Lucy Ninja you are cool
“Cats freak me out lowkey”
My cat called Loki: 👁👄👁
LOL
Haha
😂😂
LOL
lel
“I came in a four pack-“
*moments before disaster*
A Fox Jumping into lava
Dan: That's a dolphin
DanTDM then: Minecraft mod showcases
DanTDM now: Getting mad at Peppa pig
*E v o l u t i o n*
_Is that Naruto-_
it is evolving but backwards
Lol
Well, people do grow up...
Random fact: There is an uninhabited island in the Bahamas known as Pig Beach, which is populated entirely by swimming pigs. 🐷🏝
I know that stupid
SciFacts I know that
How amazing, that made my day, thanks.
I know that
Cool
I love the fact you have a cool person
The same thing happens to me but I sometimes sleep on my belly and when I wake up my arm gets paralyzed
When a hacker try to hack Dan's RUclips, see history...
99%PEPPA PIG 1%MINECRAFT
DanTDM: meets the johsdub gank
Mully: YEET!!
Dan: Starts cracking up because Juicy get yeeted.
Oh
Cool
Lol
Respect the nono zone
@@Tired_man1 ok
Dan: “i can be in a dance group without any friends”
also dan: “this is perfect”
Me: “uhhh”
Dan:can u play glasses of water
Me:*raises hand*😎
DanTDM: has played Minecraft for years
Also Dan: doesn't know foxes can high jump
Ikr