Do you want the Jurassic World franchise to introduce human/raptor hybrids? One: Speak up and join the conversation- we encourage respectful debate. Two: Respect your community- racism, misogyny, homophobia and hate speech aren’t tolerated. Three: “Be nice.” - Dalton from Roadhouse
@@abemora3338 No they did not, they are animals they kill, they would have killed the same little girl that freed them and honestly I hope that stupid girl gets eaten by a dinosaur that's what she deserves.
Thank y'all for all the support, I just thought of it randomly because I was wondering if the actual line was, ... keeps the doctor away OR ... keeps the doctor at bay, Bay, Michael Bay!
Heck, forget about using Dinosaur DNA, start combing through the DNA of our fellow hominids (now extinct) for useful protein configurations. Or even check the Y chromosome for any beneficial recessive traits (since almost no one is born with double Y chromosomes, and those that do suffer from severe physical ailments, any beneficial recessive alleles on that chromosome would never be expressed unless humans artificially introduced them to an X chromosome). Genetic research has an ENORMOUS amount of potential.
They should of made a mixture of both. Dino Captain or Captain Dinosaur or American Dinosaur. That would have been infinitely cooler than the movie we got.
A paramilitary guy, who replaced the last paramilitary guy, who replaced the last paramilitary guy, who replaced the last paramilitary guy, who replaced the last paramilitary guy.
To be fair, the first paramilitary guy was a good guy and spent his non-shooty (and not-dying) parts advising against every stupid thing Hammond did that led to the park's (and his) ultimate demise.
"Quick, cut to the Brachiosaurus from the first movie! That's the same one?! What is wrong with you people?" Ok, I can agree on that. That death scene was too tragic and heart-wrenching. Curse you, JA Bayona!!!
“Dumb finds a way” is definitely a great summation of the series. It certainly sums up the last movie where they finally managed to build a WORKING DINO PARK and are like “hold up, we haven’t played God enough”
what gets me is the dumb idea to weaponize the dinosaurs, they cost billions if not trillions to make and they are selling them for mere millions. also they would make terrible weapons, useless caverly and costly haulers
mdb45424 Not to mention that in JW we get introduced to this idea because Owen seems to "control" raptors but they really only do the same basic tasks any zoo animal does in real life. The whole basis of these new movies is so laughably bad if you think about it.
My roommate was not a huge Jurassic Park/World fan but I had seen all the originals so many times. While we were watching this together she kept going "Wow how do you keep knowing what is going to happen next!?" I was like 'BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME PLOT TO THE LOST WORLD" I'm glad I wasn't the only one who picked up on that haha.
codecell756 when the dinosaurs trample the bad business guy (can’t remember his name) and his buddies outside the mansion I was thinking “I know we are supposed to not feel bad for them but there is literally nothing stopping these things from doing that to anyone else”. Dumb clone girl
they should know by now they don't need to have the dinosaurs escape, we like dinosaurs, make it a mystery starring ryan reynolds as to why the government continues to allow these parks to open with little safety precautions and have them studying dinosaurs
Whoa, now that's fresh... But what if.... IF.. the said escaped dinosaurs HUNTED PEOPLE TOO! 😮 And maybe some mysterious bad guy wants to capture them!!! Quick, call Hollywood!!! We don't want anyone beating us to the punch 👌
What about a Jurassic park where everything functions as intended and the whole movie is a drama/slice of life comedy like adventureland...with dinosaurs...
I want a plot twist in the Flintstones to show that it is actually set in Earth's future, and that it came about as a direct result of the JP/JW franchise.
"Hey, remember that stupid Jurassic Park 4 script we didn't use for Jurassic World, something about horror and human/ dinosaur hybrids? Let's use it now."
As dumb as that sounds, the end result might have actually been better than Fallen Kingdom. At the very least, it had the potential to be more entertaining.
+Garrus1995 Entertaining as a B-Movie idea honestly. If they still stick with that under the name "Jurassic Park 4" not only it will tarnish just the films but also the Original JP Novels which is where Jurassic Park got adapted from which didn't have Dino/Human-Hybrids. The End Result of that Supposed Scenario would have a Potential Disaster rather than just be Entertaining Positive Potential for the Jurassic Park name/franchise. Which is why it's still breathing since they do happen to listen to us. That Concept was heavily backlashed so they went with Mutant Dino Hybrids instead (Indominous Rex & Indoraptor).
Maybe if they went the Star Wars route, made it a spinoff as opposed to a main installment. Yeah, it's dumb but at least they could be honest about it as opposed to trying to be smart but looking all the more stupid when they fail (as with Fallen Kingdom).
My wife pointed out a massive flaw in the ending. Why didn't she just leave the cages closed, but still open the door to the outside? That would have removed the gas, AND kept the dinosaurs safely caged! Completely ruined the ending for me.
One could argue that the gas wouldn't have dissipated quickly enough. But surely anyone with a brain cell would have tried that FIRST. And THEN, if it didn't work, open the cages!
But simply opening the cages surely wouldn't change anything. Opening the door first would be the most logical approach of the two, then take it from there. I'm not against them letting them out, because it sets up an interesting premise for the sequel, but it's just the order in which it was done.
I HAD to release these dangerous invasive species of artificial genetically engineered theme park monsters onto an unsuspecting populace. I just HAD to.
@@comforth3898 Because it's Jurassic Park. Godzilla: King of the Monsters is pretty much the same thing as this movie, great special effects with incredibly stupid and boring human characters and no scenario to speak of, but it didn't even make $400M because most people don't care much for the monsterverse or whatever they call it, whereas Jurassic Park/World will always attract fans of the franchise. Same thing that's happening with Star Wars and many other older, popular franchises.
@@comforth3898 Because people's desire for nostalgia to provide a speck of happiness in the otherwise bleak hell-world we currently live in overpowers their good sense, and apparently their ability to objectively analyze films.
Please say; "Fun isn't something one consideres when balancing the universe. But this, does put a smile on my face." Give it more love than it got in the movie.
The problem with these new Jurassic Park movies is that they’re still trying to outdo each previous one...When we all know that the franchise peaked in 2001 with “ALAN”. No point making new movies when they’ll never be able to top that moment.
I don't think this movie was trying to OUTDUE anything else they were trying to give us something different because we've had dinosaurs on an island for FOUR movies
Blood Knight I think FK is underrated. Not the best, but I understand what they were trying to do. The islands are getting old. They want to try something different with them. So bring them to the mainland. But they needed a reason to do so to escape the islands. That’s what FK is. Basically hype for the next one which I think will be much better as it will be Jurassic World
More.like.anything outside the park gets boring. People go to see.a movie about a park. Not dinosaur islands..even if they're effectively similar.things One is an amusement park going off rails with people caught off guard. The other is trained experts doing something unnecessary
The real question is, why are you expecting a mature and reasonable answer from a little girl whose whole life just came crashing down in front of her?
Alexandra Iogansen grammatically, nothing. Plot-wise, it’s just a dumb thing they threw in to let us know she realizes she’s a clone 🙄 this somehow justifies her decision to let killing machines loose in the woods
Fallen Kingdom kid: Releases the dinosaurs....... Even though a minute ago was running for her life.... Because.... a dinosaur.... Jurassic Park kid: Tries to kill a raptor locking it on the freezer. Because it literaly tried to eat him a minute ago......
Carlos Donizetti the Dino’s she’s releasing didn’t try to kill her and she was also saved by a dino. The whole point is that people don’t consider them to be alive, that they don’t deserve the same kinda respect that a non cloned animal deserves, and the girl, she’s a clone to, if those animals don’t deserve to live in peace that means she doesn’t as well
Because humanity is so weak they can't kill a few dozen animals with tracking chips in them. And those reptilian species from a tropical island (most of which doesn't have a pair of them to reproduce) will just overrun the entire planet no matter the climate.
dan b It doesn’t matter whether or not they’re alive. By letting them die by cyanide you are killing off the dinos and saving people’s lives. By letting them go, they are going to kill a lot of people, and then they will get hunted down and killed anyways.
4:42 I called that girl an idiot for releasing literally the most dangerous creatures onto the US dooming god knows how many people to a gruesome fate.
Quite frankly the U.S. government could evacuate the area, and then bomb all the dinosaurs to death if they so desired(they are just bigger man-eating reptiles), its not like any actually prepared group can't just hunt them down. Who thinks the sequel will be the government rounding them up to go into a zoo (or experimental facility) and they will pull the "We only have non lethal weapons" stunt, like the first Jurrasic World movie?
"We are Groot..." There, that was the reason. Phony sentimentality, trying to convince the audience that there is a heart to the mess that is that movie. Penny Plot Device served no other purpose than that. You'd think that her clone status would be a jumping off point to shove in human cloning into the story. But no.
This is the most accurate description of this movie. I spent most of the time wondering if anyone had actually read the script... "This isn't how this works. This isn't how any of this works...!"
So if you discovered you are a clone wouldn't you be shaken? That's a *kid* realizing she is one just like the dinosaurs she has been hearing so much about. It's not that crazy. She feels identified so she saves them. If you can clone a dinosaur you can clone a person. So Idk what the big deal with that scene is.
The stupidest part of this whole movie was that THERE WAS A WHOLE 2ND ISLAND THAT WAS LARGER AND THEY COULD HAVE MOVED THE DINOS THERE, BUT THEY COMPLETELY IGNORED IT. ISLA SORNA
Isla Sorna was emptied of dinosaurs to fill the park. It was also a volcanic island. It would be pretty stupid to move them from one volcanic island to another.
Okay the movie did have plenty of problems, but you got the girl wrong. She is NOT part dino. XD She's just the first human clone. Created presumably in the same cloning facility as the dinos, hence why she relates to them.
Sure, because we were all rooting for the deaths of the Dinosaurs, when clearly the main thing about "Jurassic Park" was about the Dinosaurs. During that death scene with the Brachiosaurus, I was hearing everyone cheering for the death of the monster. It deserved that painful suffering.
@@ParkRanger2000 That was the island though. Them being contained on the island is good. Them running around our world and killing innocent folk, not good.
Meet this clone girl who is literally only there because the studio wanted the Dinosaurs set lose on the earth but didn’t want the main characters to make that decision
I can easily imagine some Hollywood were sitting at some cafe drinking hundred dollar latte's, and one chuckled saying, "I bet we can just give them the same trilogy all over again and make even more money" and they cackled like demons because they know if they just read Twitter and put in a few fanservice moments in the trailer, a horde of zombies will come and deliver a billion dollars over the weekend.
+HenchBot totally. These days I pirate cinema-cam-footage of the film, get an idea of whether the film is good or not, before paying for it at the cinema. I mean, we have the tools not to be fooled anymore by glamorous trailers! It takes a few minutes of downloading to see whether it'll be a waste of money first!
Did anyone else notice how Chris prat was framing a house with a hammer when there was a nail gun at the bottom of the ladder, or how they somehow took a prop plane an unreasonable distance on a direct flight?
That's much less noticeable that the way a slow moving cargo ship is able to get from an island off Central America all the way up to Northern California in about six hours.
I'm just waiting for the sequel where they put dinos in space. After that, the franchise can finally be buried in utter disgrace (until it is rebooted).
But wait, if they put Dinos in space, add lasers and spaceships. That'd be awesome. I'd definitely watch that. I just woudnt consider it a JP movie. XD
The first Jurassic world was a copy of Jurassic park The second Jurassic world was a copy of a lost world I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE NEXT IS A COPY OF JURASSIC PARK 3
got a feeling it would be more like the third resisdent evil movie ;3, dinosaur run rampent and man is too incompetent to take them out before they become almost unstoppable
@ 0:54 when Chris Pratt is tranqued, rolling away from the lava had me cryin' at the theater!! The "dumb, finds a way," quote was just the icing on the cake!! 😂
I like Chris Pratt, but he didn't even bother to phone his performance in, he used a carrier pigeon, semaphore flags, and the kids game 'Telephone'. The scared guy asks in the movie, "Why am I here?" Everyone in the audience is asking the same question why is this actor and character even in this movie. He so easily could and should have been written out. Owen should be dead 3 times just in the beginning of the movie on Elsa Nibbler. These Jurasic movies need to do what John Hammond said to do with the dinos. Leave them alone. Keep all people away from the dinos in the movies. Just focus on Dino on Dino action. From hatching to feeding to mating to death. Not one bloody human within 50 billion light years of the dinosaurs.
lazarus methare Gee, if only humanity had a buttload of guns, explosives, and other weapons at our disposal that we could use to hunt down the dinosaurs or defend ourselves with! 🤦♂️
Do you want the Jurassic World franchise to introduce human/raptor hybrids?
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Two: Respect your community- racism, misogyny, homophobia and hate speech aren’t tolerated.
Three: “Be nice.” - Dalton from Roadhouse
Screen Junkies yesssssssssss
Long live the #humoraptor
Screen Junkies can yo please say Godzilla is coming to fight screen junkies
I want the jurrasic park franchise to end.
OFC NO wtf thank god they changed the script before the jurassic world
Screen Junkies NO FUCK NO
"They're alive, like me."
*Dinosaurs immediately kill the two guards at the end of the tunnel.
Mr 12 Is Back They were mercs so who cares?
The dinos didn't know that.
Mr 12 Is Back On some level they probably did.
@@abemora3338 No they did not, they are animals they kill, they would have killed the same little girl that freed them and honestly I hope that stupid girl gets eaten by a dinosaur that's what she deserves.
ag7dragonfly Let it go kid.
Say “An explosion a day keeps the Michaels at Bay”
That ☝
😂
Clever. 😏
They better frickin choose this
Thank y'all for all the support, I just thought of it randomly because I was wondering if the actual line was, ... keeps the doctor away OR ... keeps the doctor at bay, Bay, Michael Bay!
She's part Raptor, and part Indominus Rex... which was also part Raptor... so she's more parts RAPTOR!
Grant: "You bred Raptors?"
maburaho347 starlord
Scy Slash someone hasn’t seen the first movie...
so many parts raptor that she's just a regular raptor that's blue
And now for some reason it's a he
Two thirds raptor
-Can clone humans
-Can splice genes to make super soldiers
*Makes dinosaur instead of Captain America*
Heck, forget about using Dinosaur DNA, start combing through the DNA of our fellow hominids (now extinct) for useful protein configurations. Or even check the Y chromosome for any beneficial recessive traits (since almost no one is born with double Y chromosomes, and those that do suffer from severe physical ailments, any beneficial recessive alleles on that chromosome would never be expressed unless humans artificially introduced them to an X chromosome). Genetic research has an ENORMOUS amount of potential.
They should of made a mixture of both. Dino Captain or Captain Dinosaur or American Dinosaur. That would have been infinitely cooler than the movie we got.
...in a movie that has Star Lord and Grand Master.
@@gregorymoore2877 that explain why he is immortal
If u don't understand dis in guardian of the galaxy star lord is immortal
@@Rei_IsJustHere After Guardians Vol. 2 when they kill Ego, he is no longer immortal.
This is one of the most savage honest trailers I've seen in a while lol
for good reason, really
Not good reason
This film is an absolute abomination
Yeah, honestly I loved this movie, but everything they say in the trailer is totally justified LOL
I felt the heat of that Star Wars burn from orbit
A paramilitary guy, who replaced the last paramilitary guy, who replaced the last paramilitary guy, who replaced the last paramilitary guy, who replaced the last paramilitary guy.
Paramilitary inception!
...Maybe they should stop hiring actors to play paramilitary dudes in these films.
To be fair, the first paramilitary guy was a good guy and spent his non-shooty (and not-dying) parts advising against every stupid thing Hammond did that led to the park's (and his) ultimate demise.
CasualNotice Wasn’t he just a hunter and not paramilitary?
I think you forgot a paramilitary guy or two.
"I had to...they're alive, like me."
...
"What?!?!?"
EXACTLY!
EXACTLY!!
Exactly
She's a clone too.
What the hell are you talking about?
No really what do people not get about this
"If you're wondering why their personality switched in between... HEY LOOK OVER THERE IT'S JEFF GOLDBLUM !"
Hello smelly cat
hi pheebs
Except they didn't really, you've got Claire's character development and Owen's 'tough' act...
Nice to see you guys hold off on the "Alan" for 12 whole seconds.
I never thought I would see an unfunny Chris Pratt. I guess his sense of humor is trapped in the Soul Stone.
Yup. RIP Chris Pratt's personality
Yeah, imagine someone acting a different kind of character :O So outrageous
In his defense, he was stuck making this shitstorm as his marriage was collapsing...wouldn’t make someone all that cheerful, would it??
@@MickeySherbert your opinion bro
edvaira6891 That’s what I said
*ALAN*
Damn! My life is complete.
Glad to see Alan is back. He has been missing from recent Honest Trailers
Alan
if you watch closely the alan raptor disintegrated in the infinity war honest trailer :-D
"Alan."
"Quick, cut to the Brachiosaurus from the first movie! That's the same one?! What is wrong with you people?"
Ok, I can agree on that. That death scene was too tragic and heart-wrenching. Curse you, JA Bayona!!!
I wasnt ready for that. 😭😭
Hated seeing all the dinosaurs dying.
@@razorramonscokebag34 Honestly. I shed a tear just seeing that LOL.
it could just have jumped into the water 🤦🏻♂️ smh
Damn, that Brachiosaurus death scene was sad..
"Dumb...finds a way". Screen Junkies best...line...ever!
IT'S SO GROUNDBREAKING! IT'S SO AMAZING! THIS IS NEXT GEN TYPE OF STUFF HERE!
Yeah
Say, "What makes a hero? Punching an old lady in the face!"
That clip just gave birth to a meme.
All hail Capt. Marvel
Nicholas Damiani lol
Ah, captain marvel
LOL! I can see this is going to result in a million over-used memes even before we actually find out why the old lady got punched.
"Allan" literally gets funnier every time you put it in something.
I've been watching all the Jurassic movie honest trailers back to back and the absurdity of so many "Alan!" additions is making me cry laughing.
Obligatory for every Jurassic Park Trailer:
...
...
*ALAN*
Rip Little Foot's Grandmother. Never forget. :'(
I inderstood that refrens
That was in the previous movie since that one had an apatosaurus.
Wrong Dino. But good joke.
Uhh, lose the "grand" and you're good.
Bruh that’s deep
“Dumb finds a way” is definitely a great summation of the series. It certainly sums up the last movie where they finally managed to build a WORKING DINO PARK and are like “hold up, we haven’t played God enough”
what gets me is the dumb idea to weaponize the dinosaurs, they cost billions if not trillions to make and they are selling them for mere millions. also they would make terrible weapons, useless caverly and costly haulers
That's what humans are. Dumb.
dumb finds a way is the best phrase in this video by far
@@kapetao summarizes screen junkies.
mdb45424 Not to mention that in JW we get introduced to this idea because Owen seems to "control" raptors but they really only do the same basic tasks any zoo animal does in real life. The whole basis of these new movies is so laughably bad if you think about it.
My roommate was not a huge Jurassic Park/World fan but I had seen all the originals so many times. While we were watching this together she kept going "Wow how do you keep knowing what is going to happen next!?" I was like 'BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME PLOT TO THE LOST WORLD" I'm glad I wasn't the only one who picked up on that haha.
I literally said "what" at the same time as the voice after that girl spoke a bunch of BS lmao
codecell756 when the dinosaurs trample the bad business guy (can’t remember his name) and his buddies outside the mansion I was thinking “I know we are supposed to not feel bad for them but there is literally nothing stopping these things from doing that to anyone else”. Dumb clone girl
They just made a really hard and mature decision that ties up their character arcs, but nope! Gotta have a sequel after all.
codecell756 It had to have something to do with her being a clone too.
I honestly plan on making a death counter for the next one, for all the people that girl killed.
I think she did it because these dinosaurs are clones and from what I could gather she herself is a clone as well
Guys I have an a idea for a new Jurassic Park movie. So they build a theme park on an island with dinosaurs on it, but this time
the dinosaurs escape.
they should know by now they don't need to have the dinosaurs escape, we like dinosaurs, make it a mystery starring ryan reynolds as to why the government continues to allow these parks to open with little safety precautions and have them studying dinosaurs
Spined1234 TOP 10 ANIME PLOT TWISTS
Thread Bomb with two pencils
Whoa, now that's fresh... But what if.... IF.. the said escaped dinosaurs HUNTED PEOPLE TOO! 😮
And maybe some mysterious bad guy wants to capture them!!!
Quick, call Hollywood!!! We don't want anyone beating us to the punch 👌
What about a Jurassic park where everything functions as intended and the whole movie is a drama/slice of life comedy like adventureland...with dinosaurs...
I want a plot twist in the Flintstones to show that it is actually set in Earth's future, and that it came about as a direct result of the JP/JW franchise.
This... this would actually be amazingly fantastic in some utterly effed up ways, raven lord.
That would redeem the whole franchise as make it only a waste of time instead of a weapon used to rob me of time.
That would be a good plot twist than this dumb movie!
raven lord Yes.
Ohhhh, so THAT’S how they become the “modern Stone Age” family.
I never realized how similar the plot of The Lost World and Fallen Kingdom was!
Just goes to show that originality left the building the very moment "Lost World" was greenlit.
Should've called the movie _The Lost Park: Jurassic World_
"Hey, remember that stupid Jurassic Park 4 script we didn't use for Jurassic World, something about horror and human/ dinosaur hybrids? Let's use it now."
I'm so glad they didn't go through with it. That would've tarnish the Jurassic Park Legacy.
I thought they were supposed to be cyborg dinos?
As dumb as that sounds, the end result might have actually been better than Fallen Kingdom. At the very least, it had the potential to be more entertaining.
+Garrus1995 Entertaining as a B-Movie idea honestly. If they still stick with that under the name "Jurassic Park 4" not only it will tarnish just the films but also the Original JP Novels which is where Jurassic Park got adapted from which didn't have Dino/Human-Hybrids. The End Result of that Supposed Scenario would have a Potential Disaster rather than just be Entertaining Positive Potential for the Jurassic Park name/franchise. Which is why it's still breathing since they do happen to listen to us. That Concept was heavily backlashed so they went with Mutant Dino Hybrids instead (Indominous Rex & Indoraptor).
Maybe if they went the Star Wars route, made it a spinoff as opposed to a main installment. Yeah, it's dumb but at least they could be honest about it as opposed to trying to be smart but looking all the more stupid when they fail (as with Fallen Kingdom).
My wife pointed out a massive flaw in the ending.
Why didn't she just leave the cages closed, but still open the door to the outside? That would have removed the gas, AND kept the dinosaurs safely caged!
Completely ruined the ending for me.
One could argue that the gas wouldn't have dissipated quickly enough. But surely anyone with a brain cell would have tried that FIRST. And THEN, if it didn't work, open the cages!
Jóhann Østerø weren’t the dinosaurs already out of the cage?
I don't think anyone knew how to disperse the gas out of the rooms.
But simply opening the cages surely wouldn't change anything.
Opening the door first would be the most logical approach of the two, then take it from there.
I'm not against them letting them out, because it sets up an interesting premise for the sequel, but it's just the order in which it was done.
WHOLE
MOVIE
SOLVED
Please make a “HONEST TRAILER for THE PRINCE OF EGYPT”.
YES!
YES!
That would actually be awesome.
Yeah.
YES! YES! YES!
I HAD to release these dangerous invasive species of artificial genetically engineered theme park monsters onto an unsuspecting populace. I just HAD to.
How else were they gonna justify a third movie that will suck ass but still make $1B+?
These animals would not even make it a couple of kilometers into the wild of the US. Too many hunters with guns.
@@nosfrattirek5690 but seriously
How are they always making a billion dollars
@@comforth3898 Because it's Jurassic Park. Godzilla: King of the Monsters is pretty much the same thing as this movie, great special effects with incredibly stupid and boring human characters and no scenario to speak of, but it didn't even make $400M because most people don't care much for the monsterverse or whatever they call it, whereas Jurassic Park/World will always attract fans of the franchise. Same thing that's happening with Star Wars and many other older, popular franchises.
@@comforth3898 Because people's desire for nostalgia to provide a speck of happiness in the otherwise bleak hell-world we currently live in overpowers their good sense, and apparently their ability to objectively analyze films.
Please say; "Fun isn't something one consideres when balancing the universe. But this, does put a smile on my face." Give it more love than it got in the movie.
The problem with these new Jurassic Park movies is that they’re still trying to outdo each previous one...When we all know that the franchise peaked in 2001 with “ALAN”. No point making new movies when they’ll never be able to top that moment.
I don't think this movie was trying to OUTDUE anything else they were trying to give us something different because we've had dinosaurs on an island for FOUR movies
@Tong Zou personnally i just remember that kid watching tv who would NOT answer that damn phone !!
Blood Knight I think FK is underrated. Not the best, but I understand what they were trying to do. The islands are getting old. They want to try something different with them. So bring them to the mainland. But they needed a reason to do so to escape the islands. That’s what FK is. Basically hype for the next one which I think will be much better as it will be Jurassic World
Its called a cash grab mate!!!
More.like.anything outside the park gets boring. People go to see.a movie about a park. Not dinosaur islands..even if they're effectively similar.things
One is an amusement park going off rails with people caught off guard.
The other is trained experts doing something unnecessary
Star Lord's second mistake.
Mistake? Not a chance. These movies are straight money.
It's the only way..
John Crafton The first one was amazing. This one is the worst yet somehow.
NiftyDoughnut14 xD
NiftyDoughnut14 wow..you did not just go there
The brachiosaurus scene had me actually emotional, then the filmmakers had the extraordinary idea to make it strike a pose. 😐
That scene is literally the ending of the original book, that's why it makes you emotional: The actual writers of the film had nothing to do with it.
I saw “Jurassic World” in the title and made a bet with myself that the “Alan” clip would be within the first fifteen seconds. Proud to say I won.
wieldwords I now look for the Alan clip in ever honest trailer
ALAN
What did you win?
Alan! Alan! Alan! Al! Al! Steve! Steve!...
DID THE BRACHIOSAURUS SURVIVE THIS TRAILER....
GOD DAMNIT IT DIDN'T....
😢
thats out?
mammyewok yeah
They could have just opened the doors and not the enclosures at the end. Just let out all the contaminated air.
I’ve watched all the Jurassic Park honest trailers in order and everytime the dinosaur says “Alan!” I loose it 😂
"'I had to; they're alive, like me?' WHAT?!"
Thank you, Screenjunkies, for validating the asininity of that quote! I hated that line!
Deadpool approved:" well it's just lazy writing!!!"
Omg yes. So ridiculous.
Feed her to them
The real question is, why are you expecting a mature and reasonable answer from a little girl whose whole life just came crashing down in front of her?
Alexandra Iogansen grammatically, nothing. Plot-wise, it’s just a dumb thing they threw in to let us know she realizes she’s a clone 🙄 this somehow justifies her decision to let killing machines loose in the woods
“The Bland Before Time.” I thought that was the original title for The Good Dinosaur.
Benjamin Abramowitz haha nice
Fallen Kingdom kid:
Releases the dinosaurs....... Even though a minute ago was running for her life.... Because.... a dinosaur....
Jurassic Park kid:
Tries to kill a raptor locking it on the freezer. Because it literaly tried to eat him a minute ago......
Carlos Donizetti the Dino’s she’s releasing didn’t try to kill her and she was also saved by a dino.
The whole point is that people don’t consider them to be alive, that they don’t deserve the same kinda respect that a non cloned animal deserves, and the girl, she’s a clone to, if those animals don’t deserve to live in peace that means she doesn’t as well
@@thestargateking And in doing so doom the native animals and humans for resources. Great job.
KhaanMan66 better than letting them choke to death
Because humanity is so weak they can't kill a few dozen animals with tracking chips in them. And those reptilian species from a tropical island (most of which doesn't have a pair of them to reproduce) will just overrun the entire planet no matter the climate.
dan b It doesn’t matter whether or not they’re alive. By letting them die by cyanide you are killing off the dinos and saving people’s lives. By letting them go, they are going to kill a lot of people, and then they will get hunted down and killed anyways.
4:42 I called that girl an idiot for releasing literally the most dangerous creatures onto the US dooming god knows how many people to a gruesome fate.
@@GuardianGrarl Yes that is what I meant when I said "literally the most dangerous creatures"
Quite frankly the U.S. government could evacuate the area, and then bomb all the dinosaurs to death if they so desired(they are just bigger man-eating reptiles), its not like any actually prepared group can't just hunt them down. Who thinks the sequel will be the government rounding them up to go into a zoo (or experimental facility) and they will pull the "We only have non lethal weapons" stunt, like the first Jurrasic World movie?
Jesus, I didn't know Dinosaurs really like kill humans. Even the Herbivores???
@MrBremmer6 Are you trying to offer your service or something? That is disgusting.
Mankind has had its time. Life, uh, finds a way.
Yeah, that little girl made no sense when she let them go 😂 I had the same reaction
The whole movie is a teaser for Jurassic world 3
Indeed. It was a gap filler to get the Dinos into the world.
"We are Groot..."
There, that was the reason. Phony sentimentality, trying to convince the audience that there is a heart to the mess that is that movie. Penny Plot Device served no other purpose than that. You'd think that her clone status would be a jumping off point to shove in human cloning into the story. But no.
Save Martha!
It was because they're clones, and she's a clone, so they're kind of like siblings.
Not really. But that's her little kid logic.
Fun for the whole family!! **dinasour wail**
That part got me 😂👌🏼
Auuuuuugghhhhhh
Im feeling GOAT meme material
If that jail was slowly filling up with toxic gas, we would remove the inmates
Lmao 😫🤣🤣 right
Those convicts are not the last of their species !
So you're comparing murdering and raping people to animals that were here before us?
0:54 "Dumb, uhh... finds a way" xD
This is the most accurate description of this movie. I spent most of the time wondering if anyone had actually read the script... "This isn't how this works. This isn't how any of this works...!"
4:38 "They alive... like me" yeah like the thousends of living being they will kill daily
A better name would have been "Jurassic Park: The Fallen Franchise"
you deserve more likes
Ha! I thought of that too XD
Nope, Bland Before Time was funnier.
lol
Shut Up!😠
"Dumb finds a way" this should be the line of the year
underrated reply
“They’re alive.....like me.”
WHAT?!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
So if you discovered you are a clone wouldn't you be shaken? That's a *kid* realizing she is one just like the dinosaurs she has been hearing so much about. It's not that crazy. She feels identified so she saves them. If you can clone a dinosaur you can clone a person. So Idk what the big deal with that scene is.
@The Goddamn Batman they'll be fine. They'll be fiiiiiiinnne. Life, uh, finds a way.
Finally, Honest Trailers is starting to criticize movies again. This one was MUCH better than your most recent ones. Good job.
I mean, at least this one had more than enpught to criticize assell ;D
And it wasn't just deadpool roasting honest trailers with no deadpool 2 talk
I think it’s good that they don’t always criticize since it means when they do they mean it.
@@sarasamaletdin4574 they get honest rather its good or bad
The stupidest part of this whole movie was that THERE WAS A WHOLE 2ND ISLAND THAT WAS LARGER AND THEY COULD HAVE MOVED THE DINOS THERE, BUT THEY COMPLETELY IGNORED IT.
ISLA SORNA
I don't remember how, but Isla sorna lost the capacity for dinosaurs.(don't quote me on that)
thats the only part you think ?
Isla Sorna was emptied of dinosaurs to fill the park. It was also a volcanic island. It would be pretty stupid to move them from one volcanic island to another.
No the dumbest part was that the little girl was like part dinosaur or some crap
Okay the movie did have plenty of problems, but you got the girl wrong. She is NOT part dino. XD She's just the first human clone. Created presumably in the same cloning facility as the dinos, hence why she relates to them.
*ALAN!!!!*
YOU AIN'T SEEN STUPID YET...
Just wait for the third instalment
BA-BA-BABY
ALAN!
@@louisduarte8763 "Dr. Grant?" - Malcolm-raptor
That ending and little girl pissed me off. Ughh
No what pissed me off is they milked the lion and rex scene mother fuckers made me waste 2 damn hours just to see that shame on them
You're not the only one
@@GOJN323 ugh tired of same, thoe im tired of seeing the overated trex killing other dinos outta nowhere
Sure, because we were all rooting for the deaths of the Dinosaurs, when clearly the main thing about "Jurassic Park" was about the Dinosaurs.
During that death scene with the Brachiosaurus, I was hearing everyone cheering for the death of the monster. It deserved that painful suffering.
@@ParkRanger2000 That was the island though. Them being contained on the island is good. Them running around our world and killing innocent folk, not good.
Meet this clone girl who is literally only there because the studio wanted the Dinosaurs set lose on the earth but didn’t want the main characters to make that decision
Honestly... Such a missed opportunity at the end... JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN FRANCHISE
It made over a billion dollars though
Ebolarnator plot is failing but the franchise isn’t
Just because a movie makes a sh**ton of money doesn't magically make it good.
Why the hell doesnt Owen care about Bl... is that Jeff Goldblum?
Alan
Scrolled hard looking for this. Thank you.
I can easily imagine some Hollywood were sitting at some cafe drinking hundred dollar latte's, and one chuckled saying, "I bet we can just give them the same trilogy all over again and make even more money" and they cackled like demons because they know if they just read Twitter and put in a few fanservice moments in the trailer, a horde of zombies will come and deliver a billion dollars over the weekend.
Well if that’s true I’m saving my money when the third one is released
+HenchBot totally. These days I pirate cinema-cam-footage of the film, get an idea of whether the film is good or not, before paying for it at the cinema. I mean, we have the tools not to be fooled anymore by glamorous trailers! It takes a few minutes of downloading to see whether it'll be a waste of money first!
Did anyone else notice how Chris prat was framing a house with a hammer when there was a nail gun at the bottom of the ladder, or how they somehow took a prop plane an unreasonable distance on a direct flight?
depends on how far the island is, i think that is a cessna caravan, it has good range
That's much less noticeable that the way a slow moving cargo ship is able to get from an island off Central America all the way up to Northern California in about six hours.
Now it’s time for the SOLO Honest Trailer!
Benjamin Abramowitz they aren’t going to do one 😂, watch the end of the Last Jedi trailer
Hint: Watch the Honest Trailer Commentary
More like Fallen Franchise.
No that’s Star Wars
*Fans:* Nobody hates their own franchise more than Star Wars
*Jurassic World:* Hold my beer
Nope Star Wars for yearsssssssss has been like that
LOL! Good one.
Smh
Nah hold my beer lmaooo
Mmmmm, is this beer part raptor?
Hope the kid was using a Unix system
I'm surprised they didn't mention that they outran a pyroclastic flow winch travels anywhere from 62-700 mph.
Buzz - You mean 62-70 mph, not 700 mph ffs
They didn't outrun it, it cought up to them really quickly
If they mentioned all this movies plot holes it would have been an hour long
*ALAN*
*A* *L* *A* *N*
Oh, Hi Dark!
Hey, this may seem random, but could you do Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension?
I'm just waiting for the sequel where they put dinos in space. After that, the franchise can finally be buried in utter disgrace (until it is rebooted).
Well, Fast & Furious is going to space, so you can always look forward to that!
But wait, if they put Dinos in space, add lasers and spaceships. That'd be awesome. I'd definitely watch that. I just woudnt consider it a JP movie. XD
I think in the next movie they. Will use zods of power rangers to fight the dinos
@@macdeep1620 Honesty all these ideas are better than Fallen Kingdom 😂
Next up will be Jurassic Solar System.
The reaction to the “they’re alive” line was perfect
What!?
2:20 Wow people weren't kidding when they said it practically gives the camera a "I'm gonna getcha" look. What has this series become?
I LOST IT AT "RED HEAD REDEMPTION" LMAO 😂😂😂
Yes the movie had many problems but the dying Brachiosaurus in the lava really made me wanna cry
〉〉Benetton〈〈 nostalgia literally burned to ash😭😭
The brachiosaurus reminded me of the Robot Chicken sketch where all the mythical creatures missed being on Noah's ark.
〉〉Benetton〈〈 yeah I thought that part was really good
I cried, not gonna front.
The first Jurassic world was a copy of Jurassic park
The second Jurassic world was a copy of a lost world
I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE NEXT IS A COPY OF JURASSIC PARK 3
Alan 2 Electric Boogaloo
Alan!
got a feeling it would be more like the third resisdent evil movie ;3, dinosaur run rampent and man is too incompetent to take them out before they become almost unstoppable
They're trying to hammer home the dangers of cloning.
DONT JINX IT! I thought the same thing!
How it should have ended and honest trailer publishe a video about fallen kingdom on the same day... I love it!!!
i don't believe at coincidences xD
They've done it many times cause its out on blu ray.
@ 0:54 when Chris Pratt is tranqued, rolling away from the lava had me cryin' at the theater!! The "dumb, finds a way," quote was just the icing on the cake!! 😂
*ALAN!*
Is this Starlord’s fault too? Lol
Damn..!!!! This is an underrated comment.
Contesa,sat,v,
Telaserye,contesa
I wish thanos's snap eliminated these bad movies :-(
Yes.
R.I.P. Michael Crichton. Studios being necrophiliac with his story.
I loved that girl like she was my own. She was good. She was kind. And you killed her!
LOL, the "please say" at the end of this episode is the closing song lyrics to Fraiser. Love it.
Amazing. Please do an Honest Trailer for Goosebumps (2015) before Goosebumps 2.
That has to be the funniest Honest Trailers I’ve seen in years, and the most cutting for sure. Excellent work!
THEY SWITCHED PERSONALITIES??? damn I didn't even notice...
I noticed this fairly quickly when I first saw this movie, Soirema. I was majorly disappointed with this completely unnecessary decision.
Soirema it was jarring to see Claire suddenly caring about the dinosaurs when they were “the assets” in movie one lol
@@whitneymouse "suddenly caring" people change my guy/gal/Apache Helicopter
Wait! They had personalities?
I didn't even notice in the last movie ;)
Especially her.
Atleast we got a promising plot line for the third one.😂
You forget the Clare eye opening scenes,, every time she sees dinosaurs her eyes were like getting out of her face..
Please do an Honest trailer for " mission impossible Fallout"
That Frasier dramatic reading was truly epic. And a great Honest Trailer too.
"Get ready to suspend your belief and or oxygen from you brain"😂😂😂😂😂😂i cnt even...hahahaha
I like Chris Pratt, but he didn't even bother to phone his performance in, he used a carrier pigeon, semaphore flags, and the kids game 'Telephone'.
The scared guy asks in the movie, "Why am I here?" Everyone in the audience is asking the same question why is this actor and character even in this movie. He so easily could and should have been written out.
Owen should be dead 3 times just in the beginning of the movie on Elsa Nibbler.
These Jurasic movies need to do what John Hammond said to do with the dinos. Leave them alone. Keep all people away from the dinos in the movies. Just focus on Dino on Dino action. From hatching to feeding to mating to death. Not one bloody human within 50 billion light years of the dinosaurs.
Pup314 Elsa Nibbler???? Is that a joke or are you the worst speller in RUclips?
@@SalvableRuin or maybe auto correct
Okay, I'm officially calling it Elsa Nibbler now. You won the internet👏👏👏
Unless you type often about Frozen and Futurama, I can't even believe that autocorrect can be faulted here... 😂
It was done for the humor factor. Glad you got it.
can't wait for the rise of the war planet of dinosaurs war part 1
Dinos Together Strong
Honest trailers and HISHE both posted fallen kingdom on the same day
Ash Z almost as if a certain time frame has passed where it might be a lot more legally viable to start doing content on something.
Was HISHE good? I really hope at least one of them was good
They've done that a few times. Always a good day when they both put out videos
Um, that's because the dvd was just released.
"A half-baked clone of all the kids in the franchise." I love it.
Do honest trailer for the mask JIM Carry
And Son Of The Mask.
I second this
You people are never gonna let Alan! go away.
Nope.
I hope they never do
Never
Nope 'ALAN'
They shouldnt lol...its hilarious
That Frasier Intro at the end though, brilliant!
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who realized after the trailer that it’s just Lost World2.0
The ending is like.......
They are alive and now what about us now............................. We are doomed....😓😓😓😱😱😱
lazarus methare Gee, if only humanity had a buttload of guns, explosives, and other weapons at our disposal that we could use to hunt down the dinosaurs or defend ourselves with! 🤦♂️
The ecosystem sistem is doomed. You can still survive if you find a good armed city or bunker.
lazarus methare Like 30 dinosaurs escaped... Now does that threaten humanity?
EnglishatHeart: Yes, I believe a new plague is in order.
Hold my beer, it's dinosaur hunting season.
Say (in Alan Rickman's voice): "Bring me my detonators!!!"
He must say that😆😆. Can't wait xD.
If only he would say -
"What was it you said to me before? Yippee kye yay, moddafucka"
but it would be censored, xD.
'... get turned into Looney Tunes.' [sound effects]
That had me laughing so hard.
That Looney toons part though 😂
Yep. That scene lost me. All credibility the movie had at that point was gone. The fourth wall break was unwarranted and broke immersion for me.