@@philaeew4866 Lmao, no, just that the box was wide enough to extend enough from nick's body while being held to cover slime's left side (the side on which he flashed his balls) But who knows, we haven't seen them after all. Unless you were on that egg stream...
sort of,, but it is definitely a word outside of ships- its more like to give someone space or like avoid them ‘wide berth’ but luds right breadth is probably the right word in the context aiden was using it
The we are the same bit is actually so clever and its such a funny way to connect with other people in a perfectly banter-esque way. I haven't ever used it personally but I can see just how good it is
Aidan brining up Jacob TwoTwo just hit me like a freight train. It’s something so engrained in my Canadian brain and I somehow remember so much about it
Auden joked about the peppa pig English accent thing but loads of kids in the uk have American accents because that’s what they hear on RUclips, my cousin does it and it’s freaky
Yep, it’s easy to abbreviate on architectural plans. Bathrooms are always tiny on plans and to get all the dimensions and tags in you need the smallest label possible.
Yo I thought I was fucking crazy cause I kept hearing people walking up the stairs but no one was home. But then I realized that someone KEEPS BUMPING INTO THE FUCKING MIC!! It was so annoying. I had to make sure and yes this podcast has a bunch of thumping noises of people bumping into your shures.
Every time they talk about Peter. I just imagine Peter Park, the streamer that used to hang with Toast and his friends. And it still made sense in the way he was brought up, so that’s why i was confused when Ludwig mentioned that he was black. Anyway, i love these podcasts
i feel like everyone moved away from lud learning how to pee standing up at age 9 too quickly, if i admitted that to my friends it would be like a 3 hour yelling match easy.
I gotta defend the teaching aspect (but not the late age aspect). My Dad did the same - we would have lightsaber fights with our piss. Into the toilet. Not just like...outside. But I was maybe 3 or 4
I've rewatched every episode twice, except for last one. Nick's one liners kill me and it just didn't have that same energy, still was a great pod but nick sincerely bro you just know how to land a joke. Much respect from a fellow ginger.
I know it's a little late to leave this comment but I do actively listen to the yard while I sleep for analytics purposes plus their volume is nice and consistent so they don't wake me up unlike other podcasts
love how Aiden forgot to talk about the actual cool part of his gift for Nick and almost just gave him the emotional equivalent of some thrift store shirt. should probably dm him about it to make fun of his mista-
on the topic of john madden: he was a great coach for the raiders, but after he went into broadcasting he had a huge impact on how football is shown on TV. he came up with a ton of the innovations that football fans take for granted now. one of the biggest ones was probably the yellow line for the first down marker. before john madden, there was no indicator on TV that showed where the first down was. he also really set the standard for how TV commentators could breakdown and explain football in an entertaining and understandable way for a casual audience.
As someone who is about 290-300 pounds, I'm with slime & aiden. Getting the weight down is extremely hard it varies person to person but for some people it's significantly harder to lose weight than others
Since this was uploaded within the hour I'm gonna go ahead and add on to the bidet argument for North Americans. If you haven't bought a bidet it will be one of the greatest Quality of Life purchases you'll ever make for yourself (similarly to a manscaper). I've never seen such a topic get the biggest laughs from people that have never used them to people that never want to poop anywhere else except from their home. A complete 180 every time, and I've had a handful of relatives/loved ones make the change because of my evangelicalism. I got mine for $40 from Costco online. Let's change the world one butthole at a time folks!
Facts! The first time you eat spicy food and that fire demon comes to exterminate your butthole, having a bidet to extinguish his hot flames is equivalent to a bj from Beyoncé
@@hugonamenlos7218 yeah, but its a better experience overall since it doesnt feel rough on ur ass+u dont need to pile up a lot of TP to scrub one tiny piece of shit the shit is gone before the TP even touched your ass
My embarrassing childhood thing I picked up, was during highschool, GTA 5 came out, and I thought they walked really cool. So I walked around like Michael from GTA 5 like a moron and got made fun of for it after like a month so I stopped.
I appreciate how Aiden immediately corrected Ludwig's pronunciation of Kane's name as soon as it was on screen. Like when he heard it, he definitely was thinking to himself "Is he mispronouncing this? That's not a Japanese name I've heard. But I guess it could somehow be Kein (けいん) and Ludwig would be right, so I don't want to sound ignorant..." and then the SECOND it was on the screen he was like "you're not even pronouncing that right, how much weeb shit do you do again?"
When I was a kid I used to watch a lot of YTP type vids and took in a lot of the stuff they said. One time on Christmas Day my brother and I were wrestling at my grandma’s and I yelled “HELP ME HE’S GAY!” I obviously didn’t know what gay meant, and I’m not sure if my older brother did either, but he looked at me all scared and said something along the lines of “don’t say that. mom will not like it”. My mom’s not homophobic or anything (I think), but still fucking weird.
I HAVE THAT SNOWMAN, I've memorized all his lines and my family has put him up every Christmas since I was born. "Ho Ho Ho, who's gotta go, hee, Ho Ho Ho, who's gotta go, here in the bathroom don't mind me, I'm here to keep you company." "Whatcha doing, on second thought nevermind, he he he." "Pull up a seat and make yourself comfy." "If you need any present wrapped, I've got plenty of paper in here." "Are you okay you look a bit flushed, he he, get it, FLUSHED, *hideous laughter*." It always goes in this order. When I was young, I was too scared to turn it off so I would be pooping then wipe my bunghole and hear all of these over and over.
i love when slime or nick or ludwig make random comments and aiden just shakes his head like "no, it's not like that, i don't..." but they just keep barreling on
"I says to him" isn't actually just a stereotype, growing up my Italian immigrant grandfather would always say "I says to him" and I always wondered why, being a little kid. Only after that did I actually find out it's an Italian thing.
Anyone else notice the thumbnail for this episode changed three times as of right now? They really can’t decide which picture of Ludwig’s mom to use 😅😂
i turned my phone off to sleep and listen to this ep (i do this every night different episodes and i’ve been doing this for a while) and as i was putting my phone down slime talked about listening to the episodes on repeat while falling asleep and now i can never sleep safely again
"there are little atriocs that go around saying crinkey crongemas..." My story I know this sounds like a joke but I'm being genuine So like me and my ex-gf went way back, like we used to hold hands and shit, everyday of the week we'd say it's our anniversary cause we cute like that. Anyways on our 10 week anniversary in grade 10 I was watching atrioc react to that lawyer dude on youtube (forgot his name sorry bro) and she went up to my locker and I thought it was the teacher so I said sorry sir and she's like nah it's me and I'm like my bad. That was the start, like the little things you know next minute I'm unironically saying I'm a sigma male in economics after I get a question right and once during PE I said she had "Glizzy hands" and she asked what it is and honestly I still don't know what it means so I just said it wasn't a compliment and she got mad. Couple months later we broke up because of a massive misunderstanding when I was being sarcastic about the sigma mentality. I couldn't even apologize because at the time I took the whole sigma joke too far and didn't want to be "beta" so I would just leave her on read when she wanted an apology. Idk I used to watch Logan Paul alot and now I realised that blurring the lines between jokes and seriousness can really deteriorate solid foundations of relationships and now I see for what is the truth. Don't know if this belongs here but I just wanted to tell my story. Not blaming Brandon here this is entirely my fault and I've accepted that.
I would pay money to see a skit of that talking snowman just appearing everywhere Slime walks and he ends up getting so angry with it he tries to burn it but it just keeps coming back. Then he just wakes up to Aimen asking if he’s okay and he’s just SWEATING and hits him thinking he’s the snowman and everyone just tackles him to the ground.
Aiden and Nick look like they're about to end it when Slime and Ludwig are talking about Kingdom Hearts and that's exactly how everyone looks when I say that I like Kingdom Hearts. Slime, you should watch Kingdom Hearts 2 randomizer speedruns cause they're very epic.
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Slime's a genius. The box is perfectly sized so that everyone in the room sees his balls, except the camera.
sized? ...are you implying that slime's balls are as big as the box?
@@philaeew4866 Lmao, no, just that the box was wide enough to extend enough from nick's body while being held to cover slime's left side (the side on which he flashed his balls)
But who knows, we haven't seen them after all. Unless you were on that egg stream...
@@philaeew4866 yes
@@markman474 They would have probably just censored them. I don't believe he cared even a little about the box for us ahah.
The prototype hoodie needs to come in 4 different colors and made into a “King of The Yard” race of sorts. Whoever sells the most wins.
That's a cool idea actually
Each of the members pick a color. Who ever sells the most wins.
This is a great idea
Very cool idea
@@elena8341 thank you bunny girl
I listened to this on a flight with a pilot next to me. I looked over and he was watching plane videos. What a wild world.
Pod keeps getting better. Sounding more and more like something id listen to the entire thing of regularly like LoS or CTown.
Aiden’s figurative use of the word “berth” makes complete sense
sort of,, but it is definitely a word outside of ships- its more like to give someone space or like avoid them ‘wide berth’ but luds right breadth is probably the right word in the context aiden was using it
The we are the same bit is actually so clever and its such a funny way to connect with other people in a perfectly banter-esque way. I haven't ever used it personally but I can see just how good it is
aiden reminds me of the guy with the puppet from that one nickelodeon show
Victorious lmao.
Nick legit has the funniest side comments!
When he said "your brain" had me dying
TRUEEE AND IT'S SO UNDERRATED
Aidan brining up Jacob TwoTwo just hit me like a freight train. It’s something so engrained in my Canadian brain and I somehow remember so much about it
slime saying ninja has church youth group leader energy is devastatingly true
the prezoh tweets book would honestly sell really well
I like this Nick guy he should be in future podcasts
for the first time in like nearly a decade, I think I might actually pick up that Yard merch
my 3 year old pees standing up. I just had to say "you're going to have to aim that if you dont want to make a mess"
That intro made me laugh way more than it should have
Auden joked about the peppa pig English accent thing but loads of kids in the uk have American accents because that’s what they hear on RUclips, my cousin does it and it’s freaky
28:36 Fogul Moves
Bro isn't peeing standing up like the default setting? Didn't think it needed a tutorial.
Water closet is just the technical term for toilet from my knowledge. Source: I’m a Plumber
Yep, it’s easy to abbreviate on architectural plans. Bathrooms are always tiny on plans and to get all the dimensions and tags in you need the smallest label possible.
This makes me want to get better christmas gifts for people...
I have said that exact explanation of bing bong and gotten blank stares from some many people.
jacob two two is amazing
When slime started talking about kingdom hearts it confirmed that he’s the best yard member also we are the same
1:26:58 ...I get why ya did it Mango... 🤣
The score esports have the craziest titles for youtube videos
"i says to him" has gotta be from norm macdonald
Thumbnail is too good
Rock “the Dwayne” Johnson is so funny 😂😂
Really good to so a new member welcome aboard Nick 🤝
Yo I thought I was fucking crazy cause I kept hearing people walking up the stairs but no one was home. But then I realized that someone KEEPS BUMPING INTO THE FUCKING MIC!! It was so annoying. I had to make sure and yes this podcast has a bunch of thumping noises of people bumping into your shures.
The gaining weight and losing it for money thing is a loaded one. I'm with Slime tho because fat cells don't really go away, only shrink.
NO SHOT AIDEN KNOWS ABOUT JACOB TOOTOO THATS FUCKING CRAZY. I’ve never met a person that’s ever seen that show.
Subbing to the Patreon for that outtake
Every time they talk about Peter. I just imagine Peter Park, the streamer that used to hang with Toast and his friends. And it still made sense in the way he was brought up, so that’s why i was confused when Ludwig mentioned that he was black. Anyway, i love these podcasts
boss baby vibes
everyone is taught to pee standing up, my cousin taught me when i was like 3-4
Aiden and I are kindred souls; I love the Subway Club. It's my go to sandwich.
Male equivalent of Mut is Pud
Figures the only friend Ludwig's mom likes is Aidan since he's good with older women.
Thats true I need to dm him about this
@@alexbelisle9868 dead meme, get something that's still funny
@@faiz486 whomegalol
@@lostmycarflorian104 Unironically using twitch emotes outside of twitch, yikes
@@faiz486 Unironically saying unironically and yikes, yikes
i feel like everyone moved away from lud learning how to pee standing up at age 9 too quickly, if i admitted that to my friends it would be like a 3 hour yelling match easy.
my friends woulda bullied tf outta me 🤣
bro that is ridiculous im torqued as fuck on my couch and that seems almost impossible
they're business-minded, they can't just talk about one thing for an hour on the pod - but I bet it comes right back after the pod's over
I gotta defend the teaching aspect (but not the late age aspect). My Dad did the same - we would have lightsaber fights with our piss. Into the toilet. Not just like...outside.
But I was maybe 3 or 4
This is a huge deal. I have a 3 year old. He pees standing up, and it was extremely easy to learn.
That prezoh tweet book is such a cool idea of a gift. good gifts all around, good friends
They should make "Prezoh's tweet of the week" a legit segment.
We
We
We
FR🤣 it would work for at least the next 75 episodes LMAO
We
here to vouch for Austin to be a guest on the pod since he said he'd really like to be invited on during qt's stream :)
OMG that would be so cool!
Some: “it’s the beta version- because it’s on Aiden!”
This bit flew over the conversation but had me dead
Holy shit I just got it cause I read this comment. Its pretty great yeah
I've rewatched every episode twice, except for last one. Nick's one liners kill me and it just didn't have that same energy, still was a great pod but nick sincerely bro you just know how to land a joke. Much respect from a fellow ginger.
Was gonna like then you said you were a ginger
Ayy gingers represent!
The Cadillac one liner was too good and I don't know why
NICKS A GINGER? damn...i didn't even realize...( -also fellow ginger)
My notification said "why Ludwig's mom hates ni-" and I was like 😳
bruuuuh
She is french after all..
Based
Slimes beta Aimen joke went unnoticed, but I want to say. I hear you Slime
They always ignore the best ones slime slays all day
Timestamp?
@@TurokRod its right after 5:35
@@ws_zoomers Thank you! That got a laugh out of me.
LEGOs definitely S tier gift
The S in LEGOs stands for S Tier
I know it's a little late to leave this comment but I do actively listen to the yard while I sleep for analytics purposes plus their volume is nice and consistent so they don't wake me up unlike other podcasts
I do the same :)))
of all the bad things that could or did happen on January 6th, Ludwig's mom getting covid is surely the worst
the fact that lud was wearing the climbing shoes with socks is actually psychotic
love how Aiden forgot to talk about the actual cool part of his gift for Nick and almost just gave him the emotional equivalent of some thrift store shirt. should probably dm him about it to make fun of his mista-
Thank god Nick is back.
Idk I really liked dinosaur balloon's interactions with other 3
@@Sgrungle even his controversy take on CRT?
on the topic of john madden: he was a great coach for the raiders, but after he went into broadcasting he had a huge impact on how football is shown on TV. he came up with a ton of the innovations that football fans take for granted now. one of the biggest ones was probably the yellow line for the first down marker. before john madden, there was no indicator on TV that showed where the first down was.
he also really set the standard for how TV commentators could breakdown and explain football in an entertaining and understandable way for a casual audience.
As someone who is about 290-300 pounds, I'm with slime & aiden. Getting the weight down is extremely hard it varies person to person but for some people it's significantly harder to lose weight than others
I believe in you
We all believe in you
It’s so hard. And as I’m making progress sometimes I end up slipping trying to find what works. I hope you have a good journey
Any w you get is a w you keep and 2 L make a dub
1:24:30 big dub by Slime to respect someone's pronouns and also nicely correcting his friends
as an nb person, subtly respectful stuff like that means a lot
Ok now I’m actually obsessed with this podcast, never thought I would be
I have neeeeeeever been the podcast type but they have got me hooked on these and the Patreon eps
im incredibly high rn and nick saying "when you go bald in real life, do you go bald in the matrix?!" is destroying me
sucks that the dinosaur got covid and couldn't be on this week, props to Nick for freeing up his schedule to replace it for this episode
i missed nick so much lmao he brings the group together
1:24:29 slime respecting they/them pronouns (and respectfully correcting the group) feelsgoodman
Since this was uploaded within the hour I'm gonna go ahead and add on to the bidet argument for North Americans.
If you haven't bought a bidet it will be one of the greatest Quality of Life purchases you'll ever make for yourself (similarly to a manscaper). I've never seen such a topic get the biggest laughs from people that have never used them to people that never want to poop anywhere else except from their home. A complete 180 every time, and I've had a handful of relatives/loved ones make the change because of my evangelicalism. I got mine for $40 from Costco online. Let's change the world one butthole at a time folks!
Facts!
The first time you eat spicy food and that fire demon comes to exterminate your butthole, having a bidet to extinguish his hot flames is equivalent to a bj from Beyoncé
Im interested but how does the drying work? Is there a giant fan built into the bidet or do they expect you to go back in with toiletpaper to dry it?
@@hugonamenlos7218 you spray first then wipe, you don't go "back in." you use less TP this way
@@themysticfedora doesnt the tp get all wet and soggy if you put it on your wet ass?
@@hugonamenlos7218 yeah, but its a better experience overall since it doesnt feel rough on ur ass+u dont need to pile up a lot of TP to scrub one tiny piece of shit
the shit is gone before the TP even touched your ass
My embarrassing childhood thing I picked up, was during highschool, GTA 5 came out, and I thought they walked really cool.
So I walked around like Michael from GTA 5 like a moron and got made fun of for it after like a month so I stopped.
All the boys are together for the pod again! Pogcast!
I appreciate how Aiden immediately corrected Ludwig's pronunciation of Kane's name as soon as it was on screen.
Like when he heard it, he definitely was thinking to himself "Is he mispronouncing this? That's not a Japanese name I've heard. But I guess it could somehow be Kein (けいん) and Ludwig would be right, so I don't want to sound ignorant..." and then the SECOND it was on the screen he was like "you're not even pronouncing that right, how much weeb shit do you do again?"
hi yardigans :)
hey hey !
hello
can ludwig stop wiggling his toes its distracting since its basically in every camera angle lmao
nick saying "i always get my paper back" is the first time i have laughed out loud at this podcast
10:03 nick in fact is the person who proclaimed “no”, Ludwig precisely states “yes”
Oh man it's so awesome having Nick back, I'm glad he is doing better! I'm so happy about this, I'm gonna dm him this time instead of Aiden 😊
"i says to him" is from a classic Norm bit.
I be saying “new guy just dropped” it’s my favorite nick line
As someone who uses they them pronouns, thank you to slime for correcting them (the other pod members)! Really nice to see some genuinely nice ccs♥️
was gonna leave this comment, same :)
Immediately came to the comments to thank Slime if no one else had.
fellow enby sheeshmane!!!
1:24:31 the most perfect way to get out of the heat of mis-gendering someone, slime is a king.
In honor of Betty White, it should be noted Zack Fox knew her death was coming years ago
Nick is actually the fucking king at one liners. That ‘I always get my paper back’s as too clean sheeesh man🥶🥶
52:38
hehe, lil slimle (slime smile)
When I was a kid I used to watch a lot of YTP type vids and took in a lot of the stuff they said. One time on Christmas Day my brother and I were wrestling at my grandma’s and I yelled “HELP ME HE’S GAY!” I obviously didn’t know what gay meant, and I’m not sure if my older brother did either, but he looked at me all scared and said something along the lines of “don’t say that. mom will not like it”. My mom’s not homophobic or anything (I think), but still fucking weird.
I HAVE THAT SNOWMAN, I've memorized all his lines and my family has put him up every Christmas since I was born.
"Ho Ho Ho, who's gotta go, hee, Ho Ho Ho, who's gotta go, here in the bathroom don't mind me, I'm here to keep you company."
"Whatcha doing, on second thought nevermind, he he he."
"Pull up a seat and make yourself comfy."
"If you need any present wrapped, I've got plenty of paper in here."
"Are you okay you look a bit flushed, he he, get it, FLUSHED, *hideous laughter*."
It always goes in this order. When I was young, I was too scared to turn it off so I would be pooping then wipe my bunghole and hear all of these over and over.
I died when zipper tried to google when kids learn to pee standing up and was highlighting 18 months
Dude Ludwig needs to put some respeck on Jack Nicholson's name bruh
Lmao "its the beta version.... CAUSE ITS ON AIMEN"
satellite dish is actually one of my favorite part of the set, idk why but it just hits that part of my brain that says yes
With microwaves...
Glad that nick is all good but i hope the trex will come back again To be at least as a guest
i love when slime or nick or ludwig make random comments and aiden just shakes his head like "no, it's not like that, i don't..." but they just keep barreling on
How Slime's "It's the Beta version because it's on Aimen" joke got overlooked I'll never know.
"I says to him" isn't actually just a stereotype, growing up my Italian immigrant grandfather would always say "I says to him" and I always wondered why, being a little kid. Only after that did I actually find out it's an Italian thing.
Love how Ludwig takes a backseat on the yard and acts as a moderator FOR THE TEAM
Bro dance with a devil is fucked up why would ironmouse do that to her own mother
Anyone else notice the thumbnail for this episode changed three times as of right now? They really can’t decide which picture of Ludwig’s mom to use 😅😂
I usually watch this after eating a gummy and I just realized they weren’t actually outside 😂
Yeah it’s a great set design right? Same guy did QT and Luds room!
WAIT THEYRE NOT???
I want an episode with Zipper on the show. Possibly Zipper 2 but 6 is a lot of people. Maybe the next time someone’s gone
Free Palestine?!? 2 years ago damn slime been on that shit?
i turned my phone off to sleep and listen to this ep (i do this every night different episodes and i’ve been doing this for a while) and as i was putting my phone down slime talked about listening to the episodes on repeat while falling asleep and now i can never sleep safely again
Lud, i agree, that tree is new
Fuck. I pulled "no shot" from Lud
"there are little atriocs that go around saying crinkey crongemas..."
My story
I know this sounds like a joke but I'm being genuine
So like me and my ex-gf went way back, like we used to hold hands and shit, everyday of the week we'd say it's our anniversary cause we cute like that. Anyways on our 10 week anniversary in grade 10 I was watching atrioc react to that lawyer dude on youtube (forgot his name sorry bro) and she went up to my locker and I thought it was the teacher so I said sorry sir and she's like nah it's me and I'm like my bad. That was the start, like the little things you know next minute I'm unironically saying I'm a sigma male in economics after I get a question right and once during PE I said she had "Glizzy hands" and she asked what it is and honestly I still don't know what it means so I just said it wasn't a compliment and she got mad. Couple months later we broke up because of a massive misunderstanding when I was being sarcastic about the sigma mentality. I couldn't even apologize because at the time I took the whole sigma joke too far and didn't want to be "beta" so I would just leave her on read when she wanted an apology. Idk I used to watch Logan Paul alot and now I realised that blurring the lines between jokes and seriousness can really deteriorate solid foundations of relationships and now I see for what is the truth. Don't know if this belongs here but I just wanted to tell my story. Not blaming Brandon here this is entirely my fault and I've accepted that.
I would pay money to see a skit of that talking snowman just appearing everywhere Slime walks and he ends up getting so angry with it he tries to burn it but it just keeps coming back. Then he just wakes up to Aimen asking if he’s okay and he’s just SWEATING and hits him thinking he’s the snowman and everyone just tackles him to the ground.
Aiden and Nick look like they're about to end it when Slime and Ludwig are talking about Kingdom Hearts and that's exactly how everyone looks when I say that I like Kingdom Hearts.
Slime, you should watch Kingdom Hearts 2 randomizer speedruns cause they're very epic.
because of this podcast I say "no shot" unintentionally
#bringbackprezohtweetoftheweek