at that same dinner Jerma ordered two plates of crab legs and kept trying to get other people to eat some but no one would and he looked so sad every time LOL
I have a theory: Slime's "I'm gonna be you, Aiden, and you'll be me" video actually came to fruition and they have actually become each other by switching bodies and just haven't told anyone
Good theory! Slime might also just be the ultimate evolution form(being the oldest+most life shit) and the rest are all eventually going to end up like Slime...
as a woman who is an avid yard listener (using s.o.’s yt account) I feel like I’m finally understanding what boys did/do at sleepovers. Keep up the great pod I enjoy the weekly chuckles at my corporate job :)
Slime hitting a wall with a hammer for no reason and Aiden peeing on the floor is the best campaign to convince Millennials to buy houses I've ever seen
I don't know anything about smash. I've never even seen a stream, gaming or otherwise, until 3 weeks ago, when the youtube algo introduced me to Coots. Since then I've watched every Mogul Mail, every Yard episode, and every Lud stream, and I love these boys more than life. And as a Black woman, I have to be part of like 5% of your viewership. Happy to be here :)
Love that everyone's sort of just fallen in love with Connor since he's been here. Lol I feel like Ludwig had so much shit going on this month so he just invited him to everything so I'm glad he got to meet so many people
So they uploaded this 35 minutes ago, you commented this 30 minutes ago, and your time stamp is at an hour and a half. How tf. Don’t tell me you sped it up.
Cold Yard. I'm so hype I've watched Max and Chad for years before I really got into twitch. Having any of you guys on cold ones is amazing. Two groups of creators I love coming together, I can't wait!
pro tip for Coots. You need to have one more litter box minimum than the amount of cats you have. So if you have 2 cats you need at least 3 litter boxes.
23:03 "No one eats capybaras" - I love how confident Slime is when saying random facts like this, even though clearly false. If you're confident enough nobody will question you.
I hope u guys do some kind of event (like a competition) with the trash taste boys in Australia and since there is a decent size fan overlap it would be good for both the podcasts.
2 things about hbox coming to bracket with bubonic plague 1. i thought this brought up how its weird majors arent requiring masks right now, until someone informed me masks ARE required, so many players just dont care and show up anyways 2. upon leaving, hbox posted that he gave his spot on ult top 8 commentary to someone, which he did not check w vgbc production who had their own back up in place and now had to be like “yeah uh no u dont”
So shoenice is actually my old highschool gym teachers brother, schewe is his last name which is how he got the name shoenice. Its crazy everyone used to bring it up to the gym teacher and apparently his family disowned him
I feel like all the talk about aiden's parents was justified after what he did in their living room. banger of an episode, so effign hilarious. i know they wont get slime replaced, but still wanna say they should never do that in million years
Somehow Aiden got more shit for peeing on a hardwood floor and then immediately cleaning it (still extremely weird, yes) than Slime did for busting a hole in the wall with a hammer LMFAO
slime is correct about his use of the word allusion He said "there was no allusion" to him saying Hbox had hepatitis it is true that he bluntly said it and did not hint towards Hbox being diseased with hepatitis
I was married to Chris "Shoenice" for 16 years, but he abandoned me and our kids after about 10 years. It was the worst time in my life... He is the most awful person I’ve ever met. He’s a narcissistic ass on a good day, and a raging alcoholic on the others... He also says he has chrones disease, but it just an excuse to get pills and get so messed up that he s**ts himself at least once a week. I’m sorry to my son that this is his father.
at that same dinner Jerma ordered two plates of crab legs and kept trying to get other people to eat some but no one would and he looked so sad every time LOL
that is hilarious
My man wanted to share the gift of crab legs 😔
I just shed a tear
Damn that’s wack lol crab is delicious and expensive?
well basically, thankyaw for commenting !! the yard for life ! LOVE THESE GUYS !!
i love how the group collectively roasts Aiden more for cleaning up his pee with Febreze than actually peeing on the floor
Yeah like actually wtf
Clearly you forgot about their talk about shitting on somebody’s floor in front of them as a prank
Peeing on the floor is bad, but cleaning up pee with Febreze is weird
Thankyaw
@@ShoeNice22videos ain't not way
I have a theory: Slime's "I'm gonna be you, Aiden, and you'll be me" video actually came to fruition and they have actually become each other by switching bodies and just haven't told anyone
Does anyone have a link to the "I'm gonna be you, Aiden, and you'll be me" video or time/episode?
@@bluelyyyy Episode 40, 22 minutes in
Good theory! Slime might also just be the ultimate evolution form(being the oldest+most life shit) and the rest are all eventually going to end up like Slime...
The real question is why the f*** is he inside of him
as a woman who is an avid yard listener (using s.o.’s yt account) I feel like I’m finally understanding what boys did/do at sleepovers.
Keep up the great pod I enjoy the weekly chuckles at my corporate job :)
we found the 9th female yard viewer
Yeah we all just piss on the floor.
Guess the piss is outta the bag now
not quite accurate, they dont swordfight but its close
Slime hitting a wall with a hammer for no reason and Aiden peeing on the floor is the best campaign to convince Millennials to buy houses I've ever seen
This is the only podcast I can listen to without drifting off after 15 minutes. They always have a way of keeping you reeled in
This and Trashtaste are my serotonin xd
The scuffed podcast is pretty good especially the last one or one of the ones with Mia malkova. Or the Official Podcast is pretty good too
bro i wish
Tf kinda podcasts have u listened to lol
@@thesteveman2012 must be those ones that are just rain noises
I think being called bad at League is the biggest compliment anyone can give
You're good at league of legends
As a league player yea
I don't know anything about smash. I've never even seen a stream, gaming or otherwise, until 3 weeks ago, when the youtube algo introduced me to Coots. Since then I've watched every Mogul Mail, every Yard episode, and every Lud stream, and I love these boys more than life. And as a Black woman, I have to be part of like 5% of your viewership. Happy to be here :)
That's actually so fucking dope lol, happy you're here and having fun!
10th female yard viewer
Ayy another black woman viewer
Love that everyone's sort of just fallen in love with Connor since he's been here. Lol I feel like Ludwig had so much shit going on this month so he just invited him to everything so I'm glad he got to meet so many people
I really enjoyed how 95% of this 1:38:04 episode was a frame-by-frame post-piss analysis of Aiden peeing on the floor
So they uploaded this 35 minutes ago, you commented this 30 minutes ago, and your time stamp is at an hour and a half. How tf. Don’t tell me you sped it up.
@@BigMeefer Spotify Audio always is released a day before video
@@BigMeefer audio version yesterday
@@jubskin ah
@@jubskin I completely misunderstood the comment too my bad
Why do I feel like Aiden is getting more and more insane on this podcast.
It's his villain arc.
he didnt talk for like 2 min when they were talkin about makin him a sex doll
he's being slime and slime is him
He went from being a normie to an insane person
He needs to take over slimes vibes since he moved out of the house
holy crap what an incredible episode (i didnt watch it yet)
dont worry, I did at 100x speed (while watching 2 other videos and working out). Yes, it's an incredible episode
saying “you couldn’t handle my meat” and then “coots knows what i do to her” immediately after created a vile thought in my head
Shane Dawson may be the next guest at that pace
you called it
nick and aiden having the same "hehehe" giggle is amazing
53:09 that shit is so cute 😂 best buds!
Nick Yingling story time is my favorite recurring Yard segment. I can’t wait to hear about his shenanigans in Fiji and Australia
Cold Yard. I'm so hype
I've watched Max and Chad for years before I really got into twitch. Having any of you guys on cold ones is amazing. Two groups of creators I love coming together, I can't wait!
Oh my god the best part was Aiden getting super flustered as Slime and Nick kept talking about his ass
timestamp?
Aiden is having like a midlife crisis and I think it's magical
Ever since Aiden peed inside the bottle that one episode, he's found unconventional ways to take a piss
Nick and Aiden's simultaneous giggle at 53:07 is so good lol
During the bit at 1:18:02 Aiden has the craziest vein on his forehead from trying not to laugh and it's just absolute gold
the yard + school work = productive days
Lol u in summer school, or u college mf?
How do you still have schoolwork if you don’t mind me asking?
@@HydroniteTB read my comment lol, it's one of the two
Nobody cares parasocial andy
@@uninterestedcat8429 what comment?
Aiden has been going through a joker arc since the podcast started and im excited to see where it goes
Lud wearing a MILF ISLAND hat while talking slyly about Aiden’s mom is fucking peak
I love the yard so fuckin much, I swear this is the first podcast I genuinely can’t wait to listen to!
Man this podcast is the media I look forward to. Work stressing hard but this is always great to listen to on upload
pro tip for Coots. You need to have one more litter box minimum than the amount of cats you have. So if you have 2 cats you need at least 3 litter boxes.
8:20 I love how Lud always defends the animals in the house. Ma Man
Ludwig is the most lost human being on the planet but he’s a brainiac with content. I love this man
23:03 "No one eats capybaras" - I love how confident Slime is when saying random facts like this, even though clearly false. If you're confident enough nobody will question you.
Holy shit I think Aiden's finally hit his breaking point
Slime is right btw, alluding means suggesting indirectly. He did not "allude" to hbox having tuberculosis, he explicitly stated that he did
I love watching Ludwig gorge himself for the first minute of like half the Yard episodes 😂
I hope u guys do some kind of event (like a competition) with the trash taste boys in Australia and since there is a decent size fan overlap it would be good for both the podcasts.
2 things about hbox coming to bracket with bubonic plague
1. i thought this brought up how its weird majors arent requiring masks right now, until someone informed me masks ARE required, so many players just dont care and show up anyways
2. upon leaving, hbox posted that he gave his spot on ult top 8 commentary to someone, which he did not check w vgbc production who had their own back up in place and now had to be like “yeah uh no u dont”
First time an episode has come out while I’ve been fully caught up, now I know all the Yard Lore I need to know before watching new episodes
30:30 The way Aiden says “Clocks” was so funny
So shoenice is actually my old highschool gym teachers brother, schewe is his last name which is how he got the name shoenice. Its crazy everyone used to bring it up to the gym teacher and apparently his family disowned him
Lmao. That is my father's cousins son. Making him my second cousin 🤣
@@ShoeNice22videos How have you managed to fall out with EVERY family member you have? What the hell did you do dude?
@@kissaudio his own son too. and the kid was 12. He’s probably better off without shoenice in his life. He has nothing to offer
🤣 Batman mask while doing a dark topic on the advice show is just funny
Watching Tyler1 flame Ludwig after the league event on his own stream is hilarious!!!!
god nick is so effortlessly cool wearing those sunglasses indoors
Nick is effortlessly cool for everything
Y'all are beating a dead horse
@@alveloss7880 that's the yard special
Shhh...they're clearly out in the yard. 😎
@@alveloss7880 gonna dm Aiden about this
Thank you for keeping slime around to keep you humble and grounded
I feel like all the talk about aiden's parents was justified after what he did in their living room. banger of an episode, so effign hilarious. i know they wont get slime replaced, but still wanna say they should never do that in million years
this was one of the funniest episodes in a while. Im still laughing about aiden calling the cardboard part of the toilet paper roll the core.
They made a mistake mentioning shoenice. He’s going to harass and email them until they don’t want nothing to do with him….smh
Holy sh*t that Monster House joke at 01:05:30 very obscure reference by Slime
Everyday that I mow the lawn, a new episode drops. What a time to be alive
This is weirdly wholesome. Unless it's a joke and your talking about pubes.
@@philaeew4866 why not both?
@@philaeew4866 though I meant the wholesome one
@@lukes401k I'm glad. Hope your lawn is looking good then. Or both of them.
I never understood why they roasted Aiden so much until he pissed on the floor. Now I get it
I'm laughing minutes later at this comment holy shit
Literally
the yard talking abt rick owens is the last thing I would’ve expected lmao
Slime's comment near 22:30 just makes me think of him as Billy Butcher from The Boys but with streamers instead of superheroes
Nick peeling off bangers in this one, he never misses 🥶🫡
never did i think the day would come where i hear the yard talk about rick owens
“Durrs is 5…” “HUNDRED” LMFAO
I always love waiting for a new yard episode and it doesn't disappoint
Somehow Aiden got more shit for peeing on a hardwood floor and then immediately cleaning it (still extremely weird, yes) than Slime did for busting a hole in the wall with a hammer LMFAO
Nick the kinda dude I strive to look like when I’m 25. One year to go so I doubt it but we can hope
31:02 aiden gets attacked by demons
flashbacks to his miles teller nightmare
There is no doubt that this shoenice guy messes with kids. Who spams this kind of nonsense?
It’s always insane how funny these guys are
This is the only pod I listen too and when the front yard comes I’m gonna jump ship
No, mom, I didn't piss my bed! I was doing a hilarious bit, you just don't get it!
@ 12:30 I thought the video was sped up but Nick just has the talking skills of a politician.
sometimes i think to the stars and wonder if Aiden's pilot father is still watching at the "make a fuckdoll of aiden" bit LOL
22:27 love the Australian Rick and Morty reference
Nick drinking ice water out of a magic bullet cup is weird
I had a picture of their house as semi-functional but that cup destroyed any semblance of that image lmao
@@threeprongedfork7061 Aiden pissed on the floor and Slime made a hole in the wall dude
@@alveloss7880 That's based though
I think that Aiden swearing to me that he isn't cringe on my Postcard was pretty sick and/or funny
Are you convinced?
@@TheProstum Absolutely
Ayo! Premium ep came out right as I finished this vid. 10/10 timing😂 Best podcast ever, you guys are great🔥
slime is correct about his use of the word allusion
He said "there was no allusion" to him saying Hbox had hepatitis
it is true that he bluntly said it and did not hint towards Hbox being diseased with hepatitis
dawg the way aiden was so completely flabberghasted at like 1:16 is fucking killing me 😂
I love when people realize that jerma is a crazy person.
1:01:00 that chair must be begging Ludwig for mercy
Yo shoobi has got to get on the Aiden’s pissing on the floor that would be such a fire animation
watching you guys is actually one of the few things i always look forward to.
I was married to Chris "Shoenice" for 16 years, but he abandoned me and our kids after about 10 years.
It was the worst time in my life... He is the most awful person I’ve ever met. He’s a narcissistic ass on a good day, and a raging alcoholic on the others... He also says he has chrones disease, but it just an excuse to get pills and get so messed up that he s**ts himself at least once a week.
I’m sorry to my son that this is his father.
Not my pig ex wife, it's the teezy boys !!
Wow, that's horrible. That's a boy not a man, Jennifer.
well basically, thankyaw for commenting !! the yard for life ! LOVE THESE GUYS !!
U are not shoenice wife lmfaooo stfuuuu weezle nice try 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ive seen the mother of that boy mind u his son has instagram
Lol I thought lud was PACKIN at 1:33 but it's just a fortunate shadow
1:15:18 i’ve spent weeks trying to find the bit where nick says “ballcienagos” and i finally found it. lol balls
my next endeavor is trying to find the pod where slime stomps on the fireplace and makes monkey noises
32:20 I'm glad slime put ludwig into place there tbh
My phone battery drained in hours while I was in Vegas because the data was trying so hard to let a voicemail through and couldn’t.
You guys are a lot better than h3podcast !!
Deadbeat dad
Slime completely misunderstanding Nick quoting finding nemo was so funny
I’ve already listened to this on Spotify, but watching again on RUclips for the numbies
The Ludwig cut-offs are crazy this episode
There will never be a Yard episode without at least one of the boys complaining about Ludwig
good to have slime back on the podcast. miss you, man. love the content, everybody!
Aiden is an absolute mad lad for that bit
Nick Yingling is my spirit animal. I’m glad his 710 went just like mine.
That whole Nemo section was a wtf lol getting bricked up to the dad turtle dude...bruh
Slime kept the bit demons at bay but without him there they know roam free in that cursed house
Can't wait to see the shoobiart video of the Aiden pee bit, lmao.
Slime’s “gifted a sub in Amouranth’s chat” quip during Nick’s gambling luck story slapped.
slime talks like he's quoting something... but never is... he's just ripping it straight from the heart
As an Alaskan, love the shoutout
Ive never been one for podcast but Im really liking this, maybe I should try chuckle sandwhich aswell
Let’s go, I forgot it was Thursday
Such a sigma move for aiden to pee on the floor
Interesting fact: shoey claims himself as being the king 1nc31 and brags to others about being a true winner, K?
Up at 1am in Australia so I can watch slime talk about white woman and dogs when the ep is still fresh off the press
On that fucked up sleep schedule gang
“i wanna wrap you in nerds rope” got me on the floor
The Connor insert was golden
The Aiden fuckdoll but got me laughing hard