How I’m making six figures a year farming 1 acre
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- Опубликовано: 13 июл 2021
- Here I give my secrete methods of cash flow I learned from Gary v, Ram dass, Jp Sears, Owen Benjamin and Curtis stone. Make 100k working 3 days a week.
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At 4:30 i realized that to make six figures is to open a garden store and let all you guys buy everything you need to farm.
During the gold rush at the Klondike or 49s in CA, them who got rich were the merchants selling $3 eggs (each) and $20 shovels to miners.
Even today, the producers, farmers, ranchers, and fishermen suck hind tit.
I've been a commercial fisherman and I've put long years into ranching. And for two years I worked for a friend's wholesale seafood business. I know what I'm talking about. You'll be paper millionaires but you'll love your life. Just don't worry too much about the bills.
😂😂😂 facts
Now you’re talking.
Why what a waste of time. And he isn’t farming 1 acre!
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That’s 6::17 of my life I’ll never get back
I dunno, was hilarious for me.
It was hilarious to me too. I think he fooled most viewers with his seamless presentation of satire.
It's actually no joke. Those market crops are where it's at.
😂😂😂
Thanks buddy
and behind the scenes he realizes that he misplaced the decimal point on his spreadsheet, and he's making 3 figures a year in reality...
3 fingers are better than no figgers at all!
Plus major tax breaks
A decade
Wow. You could be a thousandaire in just 5 years
Farming is so tragically undervalued
“Absentee ballot if you wanted too“ I cant stop laughing😂
Very informative! It really tells the story on how 90% of people claiming they make money farming on RUclips are full of shit.
"You have to go after your high value crops, like book deals, haunted house and" so many other things (that you can't think of because they don't exist)
Low key hilarious. Nice job, great parody.
Great satire. I’ve noticed all these “Get Rich Small Scale Farming” videos are all lies. The RUclips channel is the business, the “homestead” is a hobby. But if you really want to learn how make money you have to BUY their book. 😉
Wow Curtis or JM should definitely be offering you a book deal dude. I'm saving this video because it has unlocked my farms' hidden potential.
All of the secrets of success have been revealed, lol.
This is really long, dry satire and I'm here for it 😂
Hilarious! Great delivery of a catchy storyline.
You owe me 6 minutes.
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How to make 100k a year farming 1 acre! Step one: make $95k on a book deal. Step 2: make $6k farming. Congrats, you have just made 100k farming 1 acre!
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😮 I don’t think he make 6 figures.
He doesn't
This actually makes perfect sense.
Heck yea what follows behind the decimal definitely applies here, easy $ keep raking it in bro 😊
He knows that a hundred dollars a week is $5200 a year right...
The most informative video on YT to date. I see nothing but blue, sunny skies and next year you approaching $250,000.00. I’m doing about the same as you bro, good luck.
I'm talkin the most underrated channel on YT
Basically farming is passive income and farmers rake in cash by staying busy with multiple business ventures
Correct. I just got through building 3 new raised beds and tomorrow I’m going to repair an air conditioner for a customer.
Be diversified
Whats all the knocking noise
Therse a guy on tube that has 1/3 acre or less growin herbs, the chefs from local restaurants come to him n buy
@@4cClubT his camera wiggling on whatever he's got it on, or something like a mic wiggling.
So which six figures were you talking about, 0100.00?
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Cocoa plants or poppies??
With a moniker like FARTHEAD, I knew something was screwy.
Just that name is worth $100k
In the area you live in look for a demolition company who turned down building and usually they'll sell you the material that's left over to this recycling and then you also can find out from them and leave your name and tell him you want to get on the list so sometimes you go to a job to say we can go get this in this and they'll give you stuff for free just to get a lot a lot it's recycling building material here in Arizona we have one called girders construction and it's called used building materials
Without having watched the video, if youre making 6 figures from a mere 1 acre farm, then your likely growing weed ;o)
He left out RUclips How-To video income,wedding Event in a beautiful barn. Grow weed.
This is highly dependent on location. But the fundemental principles are sound. Good job. Good info.
I have skipped this video 1000 times but it kept getting recommended. I thought, not another video of bad information that will have people going broke in a year raising chickens and pigs on an acre of rocky soil because they were told that animals need no real feed or care ….. they’ll magically turn rocks into profitable growth.
😆 This might have been click bait for some, but pure entertainment for the rest of us!
I took notes lol
Hey dude, where's the six figures come from? Still waiting for that part
It's from his high-value crops, such as the corn... that sells for $5/dozen. Wait, wut?
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Wtf is that noise? Stay still or new mic
Saw you on another show
is this REALLY your channel? LOL What a name.
He never really gets to the six figures profits?
The secret crop, lol.
Okay but when you are about to sell eggs do you have to take a sample to the lab or you just sell the eggs like no inspection at all?
Just test them on yourself. 😂
I just cant seem to make this clear enough! Diversify!!!
I just found this gold 😂 I’m crying
Well, there went 6.25 minutes I will never get back
Your lanyard is hitting the handle making a clacking noise I just went through this with my GoPro was driving me nuts took the lanyard off and no noise.
i guess I'll just stay broke, cause i couldn't finish it!lol
the way you explain that i'm sure your books are ????
In all seriousness you can make 75000 an acre with a pot farming license ms
Geesh, Your parents are really nice.
Based off all the others on RUclips who have offered this advice, this is exactly how it’s done. The second option Is to start a RUclips channel with the promise of explaining everything and wait on the checks to roll in. I appreciate the dry satire.
This is fire!!!! Fantastic get rich QUICK insights.
your making 100k off a football field??
In my life I've learned things for sure and this is there are a first and last to everything and i did them both in exacting 1min and 22 seconds into this video.
Dollar menu, here I come.
I spend a lot of time gardening and stuff like that. It keeps me occupied, gives me food an makes me happy. Some people will never understand that.
Chickens, pigs, goats, fencing, shelter, feed, and a good tractor. Plenty of meat and eggs to start. Then plenty of new acres to plant.
Do you have a ‘school’ I could join to learn the secrets?
He already said all secrets 😂
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He didn't mention all that USDA subsidy money that just pours in every month.
lucky if he gets any
He keeps saying, you could this, and you could that, and I heard a lot of if’s.
Duh
bro's gettin rich off 20 eggs a day
How much weed did you smoke before the video?
lmao and whats up w/ the wooden balls in the audio?
Anyone know how I can contact buyers for my crops? List of buyer and contact information or how do I go about?
Call your firends and tell them, if they like your vegetable, they told this to their family members, coworkers, use social media also, Greetings from Slovenia
This is clearly a joke from someone that thought it would be a breeze
Came for knowledge, Ive been duped
Well this guy sounds like he’s killing it.
Today your making stick figures and rolling bowling balls to knock em down.
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With inflation; I give it about 5 years.
If you're a farmer the only two guarantees in life is that you're going to be tired and you're going to be broke ! And always remember just because the market says your product is worth x amount doesn't mean people will pay that your product is only worth what people are willing to pay for it 🤔🙄😬 yes as a farmer the hits just keep coming and they never stop so you better have a very good outlook on life or have a very bad short-term memory issue lmfao 😂😂
Farming has no future, it’s sad, no money and it suck’s. Unless you’re in Europe and government giving you free tractors etc
Yep till the dollar crashes. Now all of a sudden peoples trinkets on amazon prime daily wont be at the top of their list all the sudden. Instead “not starving” will be top of list. They gonna give anything for that food and for some that means their life
@@garettstahl You're absolutely correct.
We got a sneak peak at people's crazy behavior at the beginning of lock downs.
There's more than just money in farming. There is also your family being fed when we go belly up this year and our dollar goes poof.
Fresh healthy food will always be needed so farmers will always be needed for a healthy lifestyle. We have already seen the harms of highly processed food and how unhealthy it is but our government is racing to nothing but highly processed food for what end game if they know that food is poisonous at best so ask yourself just why farmers have become enemy number one are you positive it's not to reduce the carbon that is you and your family ask yourself why governments would want known unhealthy poisonous food for it's people 🤔 start looking for the big picture that's happening all around us if you choose to stop ignoring it and you will see something isn't adding up and we are being manipulated by the people in power to their benefit and it needs to stop !
Money is not the point of farming, food is. 🙄 Edit: my grandpa here in East Texas was born in 1904, farmed 90 acres (crop fields, livestock herds, stock ponds) and *still* welded for a living to earn money. You guys are candy-assed
Monty Python sketch haha nice
Keep the faith. Plant that seed. Mother nature take over with them chickens and them hogs and them cows. Let them multiply. You might need enough more than an acre though. I guess you're 26 years old. You're still growing yourself. Looks to me like you have enough ingenuity of fortitude to be able to handle 440 acres.
yo im 2 minutes in the video and cant tell if its a sarcastic video, here is 300 thumbs up though
Can't even say this was worth a laugh.
I've inherited about 5 acres of land in the center part of California and was considering making a farm out of it. The thing is, the place is kinda desert-y (not sahara desert-like, but pretty much dirt) and wanted to know if it's even possible to convert the land.
I wanted to have a fairly steady-going life just growing and selling things and I'm kinda tired of all the hustle and bustle of city life. Not really interested in making money, but just growing food so that I can coast all the way to old age with the savings I have, lol
This is a great idea I have an opportunity to do the same! DO IT
Yes you can make a small farm that provides your needs. And you certainly don't need 5 acres. The big question, since you are in central California is how reliable is your water supply? Can you store rainwater on your land in small ponds? What are people growing around you? Getting a garden that provides a fair amount of your food shouldn't be too difficult. Can you have livestock? Chickens are the easiest to care for and provide eggs and meat. Next is where can you live? Can you live on your land? Can someone else live on your land as well? Maybe renting or leasing out part of your land to someone wanting to get started with farming might be an idea (and an income). Talk to people in the area and see what they are doing. There are plenty of ways to live on 5 acres if you put some thought into planning. Cheers.
@@thisorthat7626 The list of the things you've mentioned are definitely what I need to do some research on. Apparently I can live on my land. I may use it as a small farm to provide for myself and probably use some of the acreage to rent out as campground plots to help with the property taxes and possibly utilities if I'm not going to be fully off grid. The land is still near civilization so there may be a possibility that I may have access to water, sewers, gas and electricity.
I take it you have never gardened or farmed? You don't farm the whole 5 acres. You can grow a ton of food on 1acre and that is probably to big for a newbie. Start with 10x10 and make it bigger every year. Grow plants densely and learn what plants can grow along side each other.There are lots of videos on this one subject alone.
@@w4447 nope, I have no experience with any of that. I am more than interested in learning to do so
He got to $100/week, I'm dying of laughter
So deadpan.
What is this?
Audio sucks so bad, i couldn't make it thru it... sorry, raise your game a little...
Who’s going gather and work that garden.
First think you need to tackle is your mic 😮
I know right? I can’t watch with that noise
I tried to watch the video. That camera noise ran me off.
You need to fix your mic or whatever that clanking noise is annoying .thanks
Wated 6 minutes of my life learning absolutely NOTHING from this dude.
Are you for real another cracked head online
i would not play poker with this guy lol
But you never once said work hard… so I’m in! 😅
Chicken eggs are worth more when you hatch them. Plant a ginseng patch too. But don't tell people.
Hosting music festivals. Woo hoo!
The chickens are loose, the veggie garden is trampled, and your neighbors hate you. 😅
lmao good video
i have to say, i agree with the name of the channel.
Loosing six figures
Reverse Connor McGregor.
$5000 chicken coup 😂😂😂😂
Hes right. You can grow 1500 lbs of food on a quarter acre. You dont need huge fields to make a big profit. I just quit my full time job and completely moved over to farming full time. I made double my fulltime job salary farming. We have bees, grow hemp for our cbd line, csa, sell vegetables and lots of watermelons. We have a store in our 1800 sq foot barn we remodeled. We have 35 acres, we only grow on an acre but will be expanding this year. Going to grow and sell flowers this year also. I know people that grow on an acre or so and make fistfuls of cash at the market. The people saying this guy is wrong is incorrect.
Way to go!
I need a tractor in John Deere green 🚜 then I’m gonna farm the shit out of my 2.5 acres !😂 I think I’ll do beets and then sell them all any tips ? Is that good thing to raise and sell?
Only way you making six figures off 1 acre farming is if the Product is I guess Wee... 'D be surprised.
So this is all ironic?
U will have it very easy if ur only farming an acre try farming 100 with livestock horses, pigs n cattle n ur sea Damon farming with 1940s tractors
That dude just talked enough "Fertilizer" to Sell for Six Figures. 🤦♂️
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Why do I hear wooden balls every time moves the camera
yea me too! or is that his chicken eggs rolling away??
Lol dude what
It seems like we lost a lot of money
goodness just buy a phone stand ...i have a headache
If only.
I mean lots of $ still on the table. You have chickens and other animals I assume why buy fertilizer when you can compost old stalks stems bedding and manure that's all free! Also if you hunt and fish you can feed the chickens free most of the year except winter with maggot feeders also road kill is free for maggot feeders. I also have a stocked pond snb every fish my family eats it's carcass gets put in a maggot feeder or is put in the garden in the winter to be made directly into fertilizer.not to mention food scraps for chicken feed and compost lots of free resources you didn't even mention.
I don't get it, does that mean I have a low IQ?
Yes. This video is satire
😂😂😂 good one
What am I watching
Sry but easy to say hard to do. Anyone can talk but let me know when you got 6 figures