Bloody Satan Face - Jerma Plays Resident Evil 7: Biohazard (Long Edit #1)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @ArcYT
    @ArcYT Месяц назад +230

    Based random Jerma editor appearing out of nowhere once again like rabbits

    • @jackw.1342
      @jackw.1342 Месяц назад +11

      i still remember dumptruck and Cheltie spawning 😓

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT Месяц назад +7

      @@jackw.1342 dumptruck is the best editor of them all. skye has way too many fast cuts and leaves out bits i wish were kept in

    • @jackw.1342
      @jackw.1342 Месяц назад +12

      @@ArcYT ah yes, but tis the dilemma of choice. Thanks to the vastness of the internet there are plenty of different editors and editing styles but I will say I love how long Skye keeps the video. I would watch the actual streams but I hate dead air so much lmao

    • @ArcYT
      @ArcYT Месяц назад +6

      @@jackw.1342 i feel the dead air part but i'm coming around to it. i'm having to switch over to the stream archive because dumptruck hasn't touched his RDR2 parts 4 through 7 yet even tho its been 7 months since last rdr2 long edit. i'm appreciating seeing the things i'd usually miss, especially with a game like rdr2 where its a very slow burn. i will sit and marathon a 9 hour stream if it's jerma, but no one else i'd do it for lol

    • @grubbys
      @grubbys 26 дней назад

      like a moth to a flame

  • @visoreyes6393
    @visoreyes6393 Месяц назад +72

    (Starts watching VHS tape)
    "Alright, so this is like a flashback?"
    Yeah, man. It's like a flashback.

  • @tobyzooey
    @tobyzooey Месяц назад +70

    I can't believe the garage part isn't in the jerma laughing at car accidents comp 😂😂😂😂

    • @analysis726
      @analysis726 14 дней назад

      tbf the fight is fucking hilarious. i had almost the exact same reaction when jack started pulling donuts inside the dinky ass garage

  • @taylorpomeroy7631
    @taylorpomeroy7631 Месяц назад +42

    Thx long edits are my main source of nutrition

  • @sluggerbutter
    @sluggerbutter Месяц назад +21

    the dr pepper shirt is hilarious

  • @Lux_Ferox
    @Lux_Ferox Месяц назад +44

    I've been so hungry for more Jerma VR horror edits. Thank you for providing.

  • @IIBeefII
    @IIBeefII Месяц назад +39

    This is my first time ever watching Jerma, I’d do it again! This was entertaining, this game in vr is SO good

    • @9atsu
      @9atsu Месяц назад +16

      you’re in for a treat jerma has some really fun streams :)

    • @mikeyb0121
      @mikeyb0121 Месяц назад +15

      Well, he passed away sadly. Luckily you have an entire backlog of over a decade of content

    • @thesnowmiser6728
      @thesnowmiser6728 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@mikeyb0121 RIP. I still can't belive how many baseballs he fit in there

    • @mikeyb0121
      @mikeyb0121 Месяц назад +10

      @@thesnowmiser6728 that combined with his severe cigarette addiction was never gonna end well. He just couldn’t stop eating them

    • @MilesDoyleSalt
      @MilesDoyleSalt Месяц назад

      Psalm 22 "My God My God why have you forsaken me?.... bulls of bashan surround me they pierce my hands and feet.... they cast lots for my garments... "“He trusts in the Lord,” they say,
      “let the Lord rescue him.(R)
      Let him deliver him,(S)
      since he delights(T) in him.” "I am poured out like water" etc like with other passages in the psalms, genesis, (including theophany appearances in the torah) Isaiah, Zechariah, Daniel, Proverbs etc are considered messianic in rabbinic Judaism as the suffering servant messiah Ben Joseph, and to Christianity as Yeshua, Jesus bless you ❤
      Edit: To expand on this is of course Isaiah 53 where you have the servant being crushed by God as an offering for sin for others, who dies and sees life and his seed afterwards, who dies with thieves and in a rich man's tomb, and who was despised and rejected, so why there is a common view of two messiahs, Ben yosef and Ben David, one messiah as the suffering servant and another as the conqueror who sets up the kingdom. Isaiah 52 the messiah draws Israel back to himself.
      Some fun and sad things are like people would say Jesus didn't exist despite Tacitus, Suetonius, Pliny the younger, Lucian etc and the apostles writings and the successors/church fathers of the apostles/bishops writings and josephus, because "Nazareth doesn't exist" until of course Nazareth was discovered, or another one, "there was no synagogue in capnernaum" until we found it, or Thomas Payne in age of reason "Bible is false because there were no kings during Jesus's time" until we found King Herod Agrippa's coins, or "Jesus wasn't buried in a tomb because crucifixion victims weren't buried in tombs" until we found crucifixion victims with the nails still in tombs in tombs.
      More cool things, are Jesus sweating blood in the garden of Gethsemane, this is a real phenomenon called Hematidrosis where death row inmates sweat blood, also another when Jesus is pierced and water and blood come out this actually happens when water builds around the lungs, it confused some early church fathers on the spiritual meaning, but it's a real phenomenon that occurs as well. Many rabbis into gematria etc say there is a curse upon reading Daniel 9 because it says Messiah The Prince must come and bring in eternal righteousness before the destruction of Solomon's temple, no wonder they say that as then if Messiah didn't come before 70 a.d. there is no messiah, those who have divided messiah into two were confused if the messiah would come riding on a donkey or horse, so the two messiahs, as opposed to the jews who believe in Jesus and himself, who state himself and two arrivals. Of course this is why Islam falls quickly because while they call Jesus messiah they don't understand what it means, and Muhammad of course denied the historical fact of Jesus dying by crucifixion (Which besides tacitus mentioning pontius pilate doing it to him, we even have an inscription that was uncovered oh pilate and dates lining up with his time being the procurator/prefect over Jerusalem) besides Muhammad being the total opposite of Jesus, Muhammad had sex with his child bride Aisha who was nine, he beheaded and crucified people, said not to trust jews and Christians, he had Ethiopian slaves and called them raisin heads, he called jews monkeys and rats, he slaughtered villages and the wives of families he killed said you can take them and have sex with them, he got caught having sex with his slave by Aisha and said he would not do it anymore then conveniently "Allah" comes and says it's fine and he can, he's a textbook false prophet, with of course takiyah being they will lie to you about what I said above, Islam is meant to subjugate the world I'd into belief by force, if you don't convert you must pay a tax, if you don't pay it you die. Allah has no love for unbelievers unlike Jesus who loves his enemies and we are meant to love all even to death, I'd write more but youtube doesn't like long messages, with eastern thought eternal universe doesn't fit the mold because and infinite amount of successive events becoming then impossible to have the present, we would never reach today because we would always have a yesterday or event before this moment, an immaterial, spaceless, timeless, mind (agency) bringing space-time into reality, is the best explanation for why anything exists including someone as amazing and as lovely as yourself 😊 So the disciples who say "For we did not follow cleverly devised stories when we told you about the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ in power, but we were eyewitnesses of his majesty." And "13If there is no resurrection of the dead, then not even Christ has been raised. 14And if Christ has not been raised, our preaching is worthless, and so is your faith. 15In that case, we are also exposed as false witnesses about God. For we have testified about God that He raised Christ from the dead, but He did not raise Him if in fact the dead are not raised.
      16For if the dead are not raised, then not even Christ has been raised. 17And if Christ has not been raised, your faith is futile; you are still in your sins. 18Then those also who have fallen asleep in Christ have perished. 19If our hope in Christ is for this life alone, we are to be pitied more than all men. But Christ has indeed been raised from the dead, the firstfruits of those who have fallen asleep." Since the witnesses knew whether or not they were lying and knew what it would mean to continue to say he did in fact rise and is the Messiah and God in the flesh then yes I believe them as The Messiah had to come during that time, a mind/agency creating the universe is the best cause for reality, Jesus is the most moral, truthful and charismatic and loving and honest person there is, and the most important and influential, (Buddha said he was still searching for truth, Jesus say, "I am the truth, the way and the life") Jesus gives us love and salvation as a gift without earned merit by us, not working our way to the truth or God or eternal destiny through every other religious and spiritual framework, he loves you and cares so much for you before he created you and wants a living relationship with you here and now not just after you die 😊 There's a million other things to cover that I want to say but this is probably a good stopping point but Jesis wants to remove the shadow in your life and Jesus wants you as you are right now he wants your heart and to live in you and you to know his love personally 😊 I had people prophesy over me very specific things nobody else knew about my past, things I was thinking or experienced even just the day before, Jesus healed me of sleep paralysis I had for years, depression and loneliness, I had a dream of a woman named Heather and a voice telling me their dad had died, a couple days later i meet them and they tell me about how they had just lost their dad that week, I feel God telling me to sit down and close my eyes and I see an outline of someone going to the bathroom very bizarre, then shortly after someone out of the blue asking me to pray for them as they are having trouble going to the bathroom, another was I ask Jesus alone "are you my buddy?" A couple hours later someone contacts me and they say "Yes Jesus is saying yes he is your buddy" another time was I obsessing a little over this blue suit and someone prophecies "I see you in this blue suit" etc, another time I was testing this whole thing and I'm about to be prophecied over and I have my Google notes out I had tried writing out a little story and it was about a fire and forest being burnt down and I ask God to confirm if he wants me to write this and sort of as a test because everything had been scary accurate and the person right after says "God wants you to be his little stick lit ablaze with his love, it may not seem like much but one small flame can burn down a whole forest" 😂 another one was I had this. Surreal vision looking at stars, shortly after someone messages me saying Jesus is looking at a telescope with you saying to you "everything I have is yours even the stars" another one I was in the bathroom asking God for a message for my friend Moses in Nigeria and as I'm leaving the bathroom i freeze in place and go into this bizarre trance like Peter in the book of acts and I see my friend Moses as a child playing with a toy firetruck and Jesus sitting next to him with love, I quickly tell them and they are in shock as they had just thrown away that toy that same day, another time I had gotten a word from God about someone close to me who hadn't accepted Jesus and that they had been praying to God secretly, I told them that and the look on their face was priceless as I had no idea they had been praying to God at all, they were shook 😄 this is only a handful of many a 100 times in just the last 12 months after 5 years of me being born again, there's so many more amazing things that have happened but you are beautiful and desired of God, he is a gentleman and will not force you to choose him or love him but he loves so so much, he's asking you if you will come, he will love you and cherish you everyday of your life, he will never abandon you, I beg you to take a chance and not reject God's love for you, he wants to heal you and you to enjoy a living relationship between you, God bless you so much, Jesus says to come to him for rest your weary soul he is humble and meek and tender and gentle, he loves you so much he knows everything about you, nothing about you is unimportant to him 😭❤❤ If you repent and call on his name you will be saved from hell and Jesus's wrath and judgement for all have sinned!! ❤ For God so loved The World that gave his only begotten son that whoever should believe in him will not perish but have eternal life!! 💙🙌🏻 repent all have sinned and fallen short!!❤️‍🔥❤♥️
      ✝️❤️

  • @flynnjminesq
    @flynnjminesq Месяц назад +30

    platonically kissing you on the lips

  • @gwitch
    @gwitch Месяц назад +10

    one of the few roommate era streams i've seen. but always happy to revisit back when he wasn't ashamed of his accent

  • @muudzi
    @muudzi Месяц назад +22

    I only recently started watching longer Jerma edits; how long has this man been laughing at anything vehicle related?

    • @x_sylver_x
      @x_sylver_x Месяц назад +13

      his entire career 😭

    • @thesnowmiser6728
      @thesnowmiser6728 Месяц назад +2

      There's a video of this motercycle game on his OG channel. It's a good place to start

  • @Quzga
    @Quzga Месяц назад +12

    2017 wow, time flies...

  • @Oliver_8400
    @Oliver_8400 Месяц назад +6

    I love Dr Pepper!!!1!1!1!

  • @Eternal-Woe
    @Eternal-Woe Месяц назад +11

    King you dropped this 👑

  • @shrippie-4214
    @shrippie-4214 14 дней назад +1

    Jerma pretending like he doesn't murder people nightly with an axe

  • @milesnewman8773
    @milesnewman8773 Месяц назад +5

    Babe wake up new jerma edit just dropped

  • @dancinghoneybear5078
    @dancinghoneybear5078 12 дней назад

    i love how excited he was to play with the vr for the first time 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @zennaxyl5480
    @zennaxyl5480 Месяц назад +2

    Omg ☺️ one of my favorite Jerma streams in a nice long edit format, thank you!

  • @beef5able
    @beef5able Месяц назад +5

    another long editor to add to the collection >:) *something malicious is brewing*

  • @Emfleaa
    @Emfleaa Месяц назад +2

    BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS ONE 🎉🎉🎉

  • @harpoon_eggs
    @harpoon_eggs Месяц назад +5

    the resultion of this game is insane

  • @tettelle3731
    @tettelle3731 Месяц назад +1

    tysm for editing and posting this video goat ❤ I appreciate u and ur hard work as do many others

  • @dudeskeela
    @dudeskeela Месяц назад +7

    jerma will come out of retirement just to rant about VR, bet

  • @clawmachine08
    @clawmachine08 Месяц назад +1

    thank you for this!

  • @ClackAttack2000
    @ClackAttack2000 Месяц назад +4

    19:52 Rayman

  • @mcgfn
    @mcgfn Месяц назад +1

    You putting in tha work

  • @smalwex
    @smalwex Месяц назад +2

    triple digit jerma edit lets gooooooooooooooooo

  • @Gizzardx0
    @Gizzardx0 Месяц назад +1

    Thanks

  • @janewhite6725
    @janewhite6725 15 дней назад

    finally some good fucking food

  • @_bink
    @_bink Месяц назад +3

    byeah

  • @savannahgreen2163
    @savannahgreen2163 Месяц назад

    DooyWooy I love you

  • @GrimGearheart
    @GrimGearheart 28 дней назад

    Watching him wipe the lenses with his fucking shirt made me cringe so badly.

  • @destall
    @destall Месяц назад

    I love you

  • @RogFrog397
    @RogFrog397 Месяц назад +3

    irl stream in Alabama

    • @choyi3583
      @choyi3583 Месяц назад +4

      Louisiana

    • @jaeydec
      @jaeydec Месяц назад +1

      west virginia mountain mama

  • @joeyssocks
    @joeyssocks Месяц назад

    jerma sux so much it pissing me off,