Go cry about it on tumblr XD Edit: I FORGOT I LEFT THIS COMMENT AND SOMEONE RESPONDS TO IT 2 YEARS LATER. I HAVE 2K LIKES? TF. And Connor liked, wow...
No no, Levi is a flower according to google. Seriously, type in “Levi is” into google and it will come up with a suggested search that is “Levi is a flower”
Eren: *is in a crowd of people* Eren: "Wheres captain levi??" Erwin: "watch this" Erwin: *takes breath* Erwin: "FREE CLEANING SUPPLIES" Levi: *SPRINTS FORWARD AT FULL SPEED* Levi: "THE FUCK YOU SAY?!?" Erwin: "There he is"
I don’t watch Attack on Titan so I don’t really understand this or what’s going on. All I know is I rolled off my bed while I was laughing really hard in the middle of the night.
If Levi called me, first thing I say is, "I love you so much, marry me!" Also Levi, the average height for a male is 5'6 so don't f*cking lie, but the average height for a female is 5'2 so, you're average height of a female. Good job
Someone needs to tell Levi that he stands a better chance of picking up money off the floor than a tall person because short people are closer to the ground so he is closer to the coin. Therefore, he can get down quicker. FREE MONEY!
Suoh Tamaki I feel so bad for Levi...how old is he? *internet* OLDER THAN 30??? Ok thas wut I saw lol. Anyways...hes 5 foot 3.... Im 5 foot 6. Im 11 XD also I actually wish I was short **sometimes** cuz today I banged my head while under the table doing work at school XD
What’s a titans favorite food? RAWMEN XD hahahaha Funny LAUGH OR YOUR WAIFU GETS IT! 🔪 🧝🏻♀️ Also when he was talking about the scenario I thought he was gonna be like “What if he drops his spoon and picks it up boom” But he said cuts himself soooooooo.....
Ciel Phantomcosplays Well, a normal 9 year old, for example would be around 4'7 and even a 12 year old would be about 5'. I know what you mean, but people always say stuff like this and are scientifically wrong
yall what in the god damn fuck i could usually care less about what people ship because it isn't that serious but in this case eren is literally 15 when he meets levi, a man in his early 30s
Caller: "What does Marco put in his coffee" Levi: "I don't know, what does Marco put in his coffee" Caller: "half and half" Levi: *sighs* Omg I laughed so hard
Dear god, Connor. The people that you call are such savages and cringy! How do you cope with all the savagery and cringiness! Though the savage things they say are quite funny. Plus the thumbnail is 10/10.
I actually kind of of cringed when she asked if Levi would rather marry Eren or Petra... I mean one, Eren is definitely not old enough, and two... *LEVI WOULD OBVIOUSLY MARRY ERWIN.*
Go cry about it on tumblr XD
Edit: I FORGOT I LEFT THIS COMMENT AND SOMEONE RESPONDS TO IT 2 YEARS LATER. I HAVE 2K LIKES? TF. And Connor liked, wow...
I'm a girl
I'm a Titan!
I always cry on Tumblr
ellzCosplayVa I did cry on tumblr after this
Cry of laughter
Katelynn Riddle Not knowing is probably for the best tbh XD
"you're a mess."
Caller:"okay, I kind of am."
Me:MOOD!
Technically she isn't the caller, but Levi (Connor) is.
Aaleigha Eldridge Damm right!!!...
Dude if I get a call from Levi, I'm probably just going to clean right after😂👌
I would clean during
I would clean when he starts calling
Same,omg😂😂😂
Yes clean!
ID BE SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF
2:59 “That could be turned into a kinky thing”
*WHEEZE*
Starchelle 😂😂😂😂
Starchelle *CHOKES*
*hides my fanfics*
lol
I can hear the wheeze
Towards the end Levi sounds like he's having a mental breakdown
But like I think he was
I know. All I could say was "awwwwww". I feel so bad, but AWWWWWW.
sad n bored yes i did have a mental break down because people say that im short and also 5'2
Yes !mayby he have one ?
KEENNNYYY
Fangirl: If you had to marry one person, who would you choose? Eren or Petra
Levi: Petra
*Millions of Ereri shippers have died due to stroke.*
*Ereri fans has left the chat*
*Rivetra fans has join in the chat*
F petra she dead
Yea I died-
I'd make a necrophilia joke but they threw her body off the cart soo......
Sad
I found Daddy Levi Senpai's true Identify
*Levi's a Disney Princess*
😳😳😳😳😳.............. OK............. that changes everything
GASSSSSP I KNEW IT!
No no, Levi is a flower according to google.
Seriously, type in “Levi is” into google and it will come up with a suggested search that is “Levi is a flower”
Mochi Levi senpai😂
@@rokthehoe6781 i typed "Levi is" and it said short, best brother🤣
I was gonna put "Levi" as my password....
*But it was TOO SHORT*
*wheeze*
*WHEEZE*
*SLAPS KNEE*
That was a reaallyyy good one seriously XDD
Funny.
THATS A KNEE SLAPPER
The average height for Japan male: 171 cm
Levi’s height: 160
WHEEEEEZZZZZEEEEE
But is Levi Japanese? He's an Ackerman but idk if he's Japanese honestly.
I thought he was like maybe a French person or some shit.
Levi is white tho
@@user-io3cl1nj3e Ackermann family is an asian family.
Arabs are short asf what if he has Arab genes also I’m not racist im arab and I’m almost non existent because of my height
Awww that last caller was so supportive of Levi in accepting his height
XD
I'm 5ft ;3;
Churrô ღ well jokes on you im blue
I love the levi fancalls
Levi: DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO USE...NOT CAPITAL LETTERS
me: those are called common letters my dude
Their called lowercase letters.
Elika Lavender they’re*
Sebastian would have a mental breakdown if he saw this comment thread
My eyes hurt, time to go clean them out with bleach!
It's Lowercase Letters wat-
I'm offended because Levi's taller than me
Same
Same. I'm 15 and 4'10. 😭😭😭😭
Black Knight 413 he is also taller then me
Levi is taller than me
Me too but I will probably grow taller I am 5'1 right now and I am 12 so I don't know
**thoroughly offended by Windex being called second rate** Windex has saved my life (and my windows) many of times!
CryingFire reminds me of the father in my big fat Greek wedding, he would never let Windex be sinned
Windex prevents streaking, but I have used better brands...
Lol I use it to clean my tablet and phone screen XD
S a m e
Girl: *Half and Half*
Me: *Somehow my brain thinks about Todoroki* oh... *nervous laugh*
For real
You called
@@velcrosonhelium528 Shooooootoooooo
@@handsomesquidward3182 are you Endeavour secretly in another person's account
@@velcrosonhelium528 hi shoto
How's your soba?
He not short he's *fun sized*
Xavier Jae Yes I am a trans guy. I like your name! Lol It's not werid to ask
Xavier Jae It is hard to go through transitions but it makes up for it all in the end.
Xavier Torres I am not fucking short!
Captain Levi. I said you were fun sized. But bit sized for Eren.....heh
Xavier Jae I am NOT SHORT!!!! Erwin, sweetie, tell them!!!
Marco is half the man he used to be. (I loved those puns, they're so punny!)
Aye thanks, I tried
Aurora Telles were you... The one on the phone?
Aurora Telles lol.
No they were punderful
your puns are so tearable
Caller: “Eren is more useful!”
Levi: “Why?”
Me: Because he’s not a corpse?
I ALMOST FELL OFF THE COUCH!!
SHOTS FIRED
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, OH WOW IM DEAD
The derp face attracted me.
SpringtrapZana same
I'm glad
+CDawgVA it was rlly funny
Why was Jean sad when he went to the store???
BECAUSE EVERYTHING WAS HALF OFF
*slaps knee*
Shelby 427 😂😂😂
Shelby 427 ...
*WHEEEZ*
Shelby 427 I don't get it ;-;
I find it sad that I laughed at that joke 😂😂
The knee slap really did it
What does Marco put in his coffe…………half and half
Me: SHOTO TODOROKI IS THAT YOU
BRUH I THOUGHT THAT TOO-
fACTS
Bad joke but also very funny for two reasons that we all know-😂
Levi you are a beautiful bad-ass Titan-Slaying cleaning god. Who is average height. Yep.
I really like the pun girl. She's funny😆
"Just keep glaring at people."
Nice one, caller.
"two and a half men."
More like two and a half boys-
OHhhHHHHHHHHHhhhHHHhHHHHhhHHHhHhhHHHhhhhhHHhH
They need some water 💧 for that burn 🔥
Dang son
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'll be streaming live on twitch soon!
www.twitch.tv/theonlycmc
COOOOL
CDawgVA Oh~!! I can't wait. Also, I'm Omar's best friend. The names Crystal. Nice to meet you ^-^
I think Levi is average height. >_
CDawgVA umm today is my birthday and i just wanted to say that i love your videos and thank you for making me laugh
CDawgVA What is your email?????????
Yes, I accept the fact that I’m a Titan-slaying, bad-ass cleaning god.
Yes Perfect.
Oh shit...
@@abigasstitan9963 oh hey
I think I'll just walk the other way. Ok?
@@abigasstitan9963 uh-uh-uh! theres noway around here buddy.
The last girl I'm- *claps hands**
she was so cute xD
Eren: *is in a crowd of people*
Eren: "Wheres captain levi??"
Erwin: "watch this"
Erwin: *takes breath*
Erwin: "FREE CLEANING SUPPLIES"
Levi: *SPRINTS FORWARD AT FULL SPEED*
Levi: "THE FUCK YOU SAY?!?"
Erwin: "There he is"
Shelby 427 😳pffffff 😂haahahhahahaahahah
Eren: 😓
Eren: oh
Levi: or should I say eren x jean
(Both say)
Eren: dwtfm
Jean: wth omg
Levi: pffff hahahahahhah😂😹
I love how he avoided saying "Lower case letters" :'D Instead goes with "NON CAPITAL LETTERS" hahahaha
Don't think he knew they were called lower cased at the time.
*THE THUMBNAIL HAHAHHAHA*
*Takes a bow*
:3
Oh hello c dawg pls call me I posted my number in one commeny
I love the last one and how she called him sweetie, oh he's so cool
i am waiting for the fated day when a fan replies as another character
(if no one else does this i swear i shall)
I want to call as Grell to Sebastian, or Ciel.
I'm gonna try and I'm gonna respond as an Eren cosplayer
I don’t watch Attack on Titan so I don’t really understand this or what’s going on. All I know is I rolled off my bed while I was laughing really hard in the middle of the night.
All you need to know, is, Levi likes cleaning,(it’s almost an obsession) he is very short, and he is awesome.
And he kills titans.
Right? I laugh so hard when I watch these
Have you watched it yet? It's been a year
You hav to watch it - i promise u wont regret
Half and HALF?! THaTs MeSSEd uP
Manly when people call two people that yeah that guy isn't the only one shoto is called that to
That's messed up pooooooooor Marco
nyes todoroki
Todoroki's biological brother?
todoroki, is that you?
If Levi called me, first thing I say is, "I love you so much, marry me!"
Also Levi, the average height for a male is 5'6 so don't f*cking lie, but the average height for a female is 5'2 so, you're average height of a female. Good job
FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!!!! TYSM!!!
Dear god, Connor. Those puns are just cringe worthy. The people you are calling are absolutely savage though! How do you put up with such savagery!
I like how she said "Levi sweetie" and levi had no problem of it😂😂😂Awwww my baby levi is cryingggg😂😂
Little T n-no I wasn’t.
Little T when was that
I’m dead, Levi sounds like he’s just done with life😂
Yes, Indeed.
"I'm very sorry Levi Senpai"
Levi: *hangs up*
Me: *MANIC LAUGHTER INTENSIFIES, HEADBANGS, KICKING, SNORTING, SLAMMING THE TABLE*
When levi said "im not small" (was around 7:55-8:02 I think) I woulda said 'but your my smol bean!'
Caller: kids with Petra.. that sounds gross..
Me: let’s be friends I hate it too..
Todoroki Midoriya lol same
levi x eren is best 😂
SAMEEE
Yesss😂
Same
ikr i want to be ur friend too
XD THE FIRST ONE!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!
Who’s the second callers username I know them from school
yo felta
im bored sorry ill stop
senpai senpai SENPAI
Mitsuki-chan XD
Someone needs to tell Levi that he stands a better chance of picking up money off the floor than a tall person because short people are closer to the ground so he is closer to the coin. Therefore, he can get down quicker. FREE MONEY!
Suoh Tamaki I feel so bad for Levi...how old is he? *internet* OLDER THAN 30??? Ok thas wut I saw lol. Anyways...hes 5 foot 3.... Im 5 foot 6. Im 11 XD also I actually wish I was short **sometimes** cuz today I banged my head while under the table doing work at school XD
Suoh Tamaki haha puns XD
I'm both older and shorter than you :,) I'm 13 and 5"2 Also yeah, free money is nice. He could start a penny collection
Shorter and taller than Septi Editz
Older and taller
Levi : I would date Petra
Me : *too bad Petra’s dead-*
Just A Normal Weirdo She’s a tree lover anyway
XxMusical FangirlxX Petra x tree is my ship
Tokyo Jade_x I agree
Shut.. up. I don't WANT EREN!
I know right ? 😂😂
What’s a titans favorite food?
RAWMEN
XD hahahaha
Funny
LAUGH OR YOUR WAIFU GETS IT!
🔪
🧝🏻♀️
Also when he was talking about the scenario I thought he was gonna be like
“What if he drops his spoon and picks it up boom”
But he said cuts himself soooooooo.....
Shadow Asmr Sasha is already dead
lol
I dont have a waifu
I have a husbando and he is doing calls in this video
Lmao
That kinda look lik meh waifu tho
Levi I have another pun:
why does Marco love Black Friday?
Cuz everything is HALF OFF (lol i hope you like it ^-^)
LovelyLlamaLover OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Toooooooo sooooooooooon
Stephanie Michaelis [Sebastian's angel daughter] REEEEEEE T^T
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
OHHHMAAAGAWD XD
And considering I just watched ep. 13 and 14... OOF...
SHOTS FIRED!! SHOTSSS FIRREEEDDD!!!!
6:39 For y’all TikTok dudes out there, this is when he calls Incinders
Thanks 😊
Yes! I wasn't he only one who heard her voice!
I just came from that Tiktok just to hear what she did.
Ms.Todoroki is that you.?
I remember my one of my friends told me that they just got called by Levi and they were just panicking.
*CRYSTAL I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU-*
Levi: "I-I'm normal height." He is Normal height.................for a child xD I love Levi
Ciel Phantomcosplays Well, a normal 9 year old, for example would be around 4'7 and even a 12 year old would be about 5'. I know what you mean, but people always say stuff like this and are scientifically wrong
KrissyBoi I'm 10. 5'4.
Mobile Legends Nice one
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SmolMayo TATO how tall is he?
The last girl in this call is a cosplayer on tiktok and shes amazing
'HELLO'
I wanted to go sleep a little earlier. But NAH not if there is a new video!
I love this channel so much!!!
Therapy session with Levi Ackerman
"maggot":SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI
levi: *says anything*
Me: *FANGIRLS*
These Levi fan calls are actually pretty cute.
"I accept that I'm a Titan-slaying, bad-ass Cleaning God" XD
Yukina_Chan's Nightcore I am. I’m a fucking legend.
Captain Levi. That you are
Hey heichou it’s asano (aot Oc)
Fangirl: Would you rather marry Petra or Eren?
Levi: Petra
Fangirl: WhY!?!?!?!
Me: HE'S LEGIT FIFTEEN!!! LEVI IS AT LEAST 30!!!!! BOY IF YOU DON'T-
tbh I would ask that too
Ereri. Also Petra Is Estimated To Be Around 17-20, I Don't See Much Of A Difference Between Her And Eren Than A Few Years Apart In The Anime.
That's sad 😭😢😵😷 cause I actually ship Eren and Levi tho...
Some other ships have a bigger age gap though
I ship Erwin and Levi so 👌🏼
Sir I umm... broke your desk
Eren Yeager this is why we cant have nice things yeager..
Gah my mind can make anything seem dirty. LEVI CLEAN MY MIND PLZ
Kkennedy thats impossible.. im sorry
Levi Ackerman If you ever end up in a relationship I feel you’re going to spend more time cleaning the house than with your loved one
Jesus Christ, Eren
The ships go like this
Levi x Mikasa
Levi x Petra
Levi x Eren
Levi x hanji
Levi x Erwin (WTF)
Save Levi🙏🙏🙏 who do you ship
Levi X hanji for the win!!!!
XD maybe?
I don't ship him with anyone I ship things like eren x Mikasa and stuff
EREN X LEVI
Adri Kitty same... all ships are not-existent
3:30.
Caller: “Eren would be more useful.”
Levi: “why?”
Caller: “he can turn into a titan.”
Me: he’s still alive.
uhhhh if a 30 year old man is 5'3 he's short XDD
he's 42 to be exact
kit davies That's even worse 😂
nahh he's bite size'
Kara Danvers He's about 34
He's 5'3 and 34. I'm 5'2 and 13.
Amazing CDAWGVA YOUR THE BEST😄😄😄
Grell Sutcliff. Go get BASSY!!!!!!!!
+Mid Rift yes right away IM COMING BASSY
"That could be turned in a kinky little thing for you"
Me: oohHH YEAHH
I'm not crying! I just spilt some of my cleaning products, that's all...
PLS Stop The Marco's dead Joke😂😭
Actually I know who the last one is!! She is a cosplayers on tik tok known for her fuyumi todoroki cosplayer
Anyone else got sad how he preferred petra instead of eren just me..?
*it's fine*
Dude how do you feel me*screams at comment no pool he'll nooo*
no I get you bro but the fangirls reaction made me laugh again
I loved that convo. Kinda figured he wouldn’t pick Eren, even though I sort of wanted him to. That fan girl handled it so well hahaha
I literally stopped my fangirling after he chose petra so quickly...
yall what in the god damn fuck
i could usually care less about what people ship because it isn't that serious but in this case eren is literally 15 when he meets levi, a man in his early 30s
Does he still do the Levi calls? ;-;
Piko Utatane he ate them all
He just posted one today XD
yes
Caller: "What does Marco put in his coffee"
Levi: "I don't know, what does Marco put in his coffee"
Caller: "half and half"
Levi: *sighs*
Omg I laughed so hard
Can we just take a second, and appreciate... thumbnail... no...
*Masterpiece ☆*
I spent a whole 20min making that art.
I'm proud of you Connor
Dear god, Connor. The people that you call are such savages and cringy! How do you cope with all the savagery and cringiness! Though the savage things they say are quite funny. Plus the thumbnail is 10/10.
I looked up everyone's height and Mikasa is taller than Levi 😂😂😂
There's only 3 important characters that's shorter than Levi.
Jesus Christ and she is at the same age as eren
Jesus is that you..?
@@zainwzdk8314 hehe lol.
Why is everyone making fun of my size? I SAID IM NORMAL
What do you call it when you send a titan over an edge?
TITANFALL
Your laugh is actually pretty cute😂💖and I like when he says maggot 😂💗amazing video, funny as always! 👌
Levi sweetie,you're not average height.
Levi : cries
CDAWGVA UPLOADED
MY DAY IS COMPLETE
"Why else would I kick him in the face?"
Everyone else:you're a sadist!
Me:You did that in order to save his life. It was necessary.
Looked for this. Damn you were faster >:3
-_-
Why- HOW CAN SOMEONE HAVE A VOICE THIS HOT AF i WaS ShIVerIng The WhOle TimE
You spelt "weird" wrong. Sebastian is mad at you, You've failed him.
And you spelled "spelled" wrong.
Sabastian already has a knife run
I follow the "Australian" girl on tik tok thats how I found out about this
I rewatched this video because I came from that
What’s her @
9:13 "I'm a boat" 😂😂😂 is that what he said??
XxBlue_ FirexX wow i hear it too
Yeah😂😂
Hi..
"They should've fed you to the Titans the moment you came out of the womb."
*that shit hurted*
"My parents did an excellent job raising me."
*laughs* "It's funny that you think that."
*Me too.*
Omg watching these Levi call is making my heart beating so fast if he ever call me I’m all ready be dead even though he did kill me with his blade
I'D SMASH LEVI....... no-one else just me ok....ok (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Hey! i would smash levi
my sister would too trust me
69th like 😏😏
Levi: stop calling me senpai
Girl: *SenPai sEnPaI seNpAi*
I actually kind of of cringed when she asked if Levi would rather marry Eren or Petra... I mean one, Eren is definitely not old enough, and two...
*LEVI WOULD OBVIOUSLY MARRY ERWIN.*
IKR? Tch!
PS. Isayama actually posted in his Instagram that Levi is gay for Erwin. Byeeeee! 😂😂😂
EXACTLY!!!
@@iamshookadoodledoo649 REALLY?!
@@maryssus yes 😂😂😂 I forgot when he posted it, but I can assure you this is legit.
@@iamshookadoodledoo649 wait really? I guess Erwin and Levi is better than Eeren and Levi
I've never seen him in such high pressure hahaha as he was speechless and could not say anything :'D
Fuyumi on tic tok is the last cal and its amazing cuz I'm just amging fuyumi and Levi in this conversation
I love attack on titan Levi is SENPAI
I thought deku was your sepia two timer I'm calling him now wait he migjt like that I'm still calling
Hello there
Mikasa Ackerman hello mikasa
Levi Ackerman Hello Senpai
Kenzie Backup I do not like you
Captain Levi. Just calling u senpai :V
Angelica Beneteau nope.
i love the way it ended did he cry because he is short 😂😂😂😆
Smagzl Mincy im average height
+Levi Ackerman umm are you sure levi
Um.......sorry to say this Levi but I'm 5'7
being tall sucks ass let me tell you that
Levi: *annoyed that she called him short*
Me: *is 5'8*
Me: *nervous human noises*
Yay this is going to be *punny* at 1:56 :p
Please do another video of Anime Arguments. Its my most favorite out of your videos.
"Okay, Levi Senpai"
...
*"Bye"*
hangs up
Savage level 100
I wish i can do a Call too but i live in germany ;-;
masahiko shirune Me too. Me too.
Yeah me too
But you're in Levi's country! You should be able to call him!
I don't think there's any reason why you can't be called.
I live on the other side of the world and I got called XD
The only problem is that I can't speak english😂😂
Hey Guys do not feel offended about Petra being Chosen by Levi.
*No ship war in this comment section Ok*
Wεllp I ძ0nT kn0ω I don’t care, I love Erwin and fan girls will change nothing.
SHOOT THE CANNONS!!
1:06 *Best comeback of 2017*
Levi, you're average height.
I R thank you so much!!! Finally someone doesn’t judge me!
Captain Levi. If it makes uour feel any better, theres a bunch of people shorter than you! ^^
Right! I'm literally 2 inches shorter than him!
I R he is but he’s perfect