Netflix's Resident Evil is Worse Than You Can Possibly Imagine

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @SyntheticMan
    @SyntheticMan  2 года назад +325

    Sorry for the "theater whisper" during the last 3rd of the video. I recorded this from an apartment while visiting my mother and that part was done after midnight. Hopefully my seething rage still comes across.

    • @scotthemenover1061
      @scotthemenover1061 2 года назад +30

      Your seething rage is the primary reason I watch your videos. Keep it up!

    • @Kanda_Yamamoto123
      @Kanda_Yamamoto123 2 года назад +6

      It's all good brother

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 2 года назад

      “It’s time for your mastrubation session sweety.”
      “Y-yes mommy…”

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 2 года назад

      Your lack of care and professionalism is actually fitting for a Netflix show.

    • @Nall412
      @Nall412 2 года назад +5

      Oh it came through… it came through!

  • @britasha1194
    @britasha1194 2 года назад +558

    My favourite moment is when Wesker says: "It's Resident Evil time" while fighting the fox from Zootopia.

    • @deralbtraumritter8573
      @deralbtraumritter8573 2 года назад +74

      That's not Wesker. That was Blade.

    • @robertl426
      @robertl426 2 года назад +19

      That's an actual line in the show? Wow.

    • @kreevisful
      @kreevisful 2 года назад +13

      Best moment 11/10

    • @punishedmatteson7108
      @punishedmatteson7108 2 года назад +47

      It's just like when Luke saves Hogwarts from Thanos!!!

    • @kreevisful
      @kreevisful 2 года назад +4

      @@punishedmatteson7108 My thoughts exactly. 💪🤣

  • @deralbtraumritter8573
    @deralbtraumritter8573 2 года назад +500

    Still say Jade is the main villain / antagonist:
    + She gets multiple people killed, innocent or otherwise, including a pregnant woman
    + Has no regard for human life
    + endangers an entire ship
    + incredibly rude to everyone who isn't in her family (minus her dad) especially males
    + only cares about her, her daughter and her mission (cared about Billie)
    Now, does that sound like a hero / protagonist?!

    • @togepipi
      @togepipi 2 года назад +62

      The protaganist in an open world video game after the cutscene ends

    • @deralbtraumritter8573
      @deralbtraumritter8573 2 года назад +40

      @@togepipi even those are better

    • @togepipi
      @togepipi 2 года назад +6

      @@deralbtraumritter8573 I didn't mean it seriously except manhunt 1 the main guy kills with no remorse and when his family dies I can't tell if he's mad about their death or him being betrayed

    • @deralbtraumritter8573
      @deralbtraumritter8573 2 года назад +9

      @@togepipi this show makes you question what / who a protagonist and an antagonist is...

    • @togepipi
      @togepipi 2 года назад +11

      @@deralbtraumritter8573 Jade Is A Bad Person And I Dislike This Show They Should Have Done Breaking Bad Where the protagonist also manipulates people to do things for him except walter is likeable

  • @philacesphilaces8116
    @philacesphilaces8116 2 года назад +313

    The “characters” in this show couldn’t make a ham sandwich correctly, but they’re all super geniuses who can do anything

  • @rosenkrustev1514
    @rosenkrustev1514 2 года назад +169

    Main character: *is portrayed as genius*
    Also, main character- brings a zombie to a ship, full with civilians, with the least possible protecion, zombie goes nuts and kills her best friend.
    gEnIUs mAIn chArActEr.....

    • @adrianmercado3092
      @adrianmercado3092 2 года назад +20

      After that she tells her daughter to offboard the ship and then only remembers about it when they release the giant zombie crocodile on the shore.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 2 года назад +16

      Right? And her child is supposed to be a genius too. What's she do? Flees into a zombie filled nightmare. They're all braindead, even "Wesker".

    • @Man_Aslume
      @Man_Aslume 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@stillcantbesilencedevennow
      That ain't wesker, that's whisker

  • @garlicbread1107
    @garlicbread1107 2 года назад +448

    The fact that Netflix still does this shit and never learns tells me that they are extremely out of touch with their audience.

    • @Vibe_Enjoyer
      @Vibe_Enjoyer 2 года назад

      no, they know exactly what they are doing. this stuff is not being made to generate money or to be successful.
      its being made to demoralize you.
      these shows are designed to inflict maximum emotional damage on fans.
      netflix is a propaganda machine. nothing else. they hate you and want you dead.

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 2 года назад +1

      they just don't care. Propaganda is propaganda, the whole purpose is to push it down ppl's throats.

    • @stinkfinga4918
      @stinkfinga4918 2 года назад +29

      What's there to learn? They still have millions of subscribers.

    • @garlicbread1107
      @garlicbread1107 2 года назад +12

      They're looking for their Stars Wars or Harry Potter... Pfffft like that's ever going to happen

    • @mrbig4514
      @mrbig4514 2 года назад +6

      They don't care they're a big money making corporation so what makes you think they're going to listen to the audience they'd rather make something that they think is going to make money which is not what the audience wants and they don't realize that

  • @Yarblocosifilitico
    @Yarblocosifilitico 2 года назад +347

    bro ofc you're not stupid for watching this. You're saving many of us the pain of doing so just to know exactly how much they fucked up. These rants are great.

    • @HrvojeGrahovac
      @HrvojeGrahovac 2 года назад +8

      I watched it. Oh, boy🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @Giantdwarf7263
      @Giantdwarf7263 2 года назад +2

      Manlet bros have to stick together

    • @Dgjserffft
      @Dgjserffft 2 года назад

      I honestly kinda enjoyed it lmao

    • @HrvojeGrahovac
      @HrvojeGrahovac 2 года назад +2

      @@Dgjserffft episode 4 was my favorite and yes, Lance Reddick is a fine actor

    • @Misty25939
      @Misty25939 2 года назад

      I kinda liked it.

  • @spacemonkey7972
    @spacemonkey7972 2 года назад +176

    Jade is a genius. She's a genius at ruining everything.

  • @russian_knight
    @russian_knight 2 года назад +76

    They turned resident evil into a fucking teenage girlboss drama with zombies. At this point, I'm not even suprised

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann 2 года назад +176

    RE Agent: He's Wesker. She's Wesker. Are there anymore _Weskers_ I should know about?
    Cat with sunglasses: Meow.

    • @deadwalkin12345
      @deadwalkin12345 2 года назад +28

      *Mentally Challenged Wesker*
      "Breadsticks"

    • @CashClownful
      @CashClownful 2 года назад +4

      @@wobbuffet8357 you just created a new Monster Hunter expansion

    • @leonardo5941
      @leonardo5941 2 года назад +5

      I understood that reference

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 2 года назад +4

      William Birkin
      William Purrkin

    • @doubtfulhenry
      @doubtfulhenry 2 года назад +2

      Underrated comment

  • @idiotengineer3925
    @idiotengineer3925 2 года назад +751

    This show taught me that only in a literal apocalypse would a woman choose to marry a man shorter than her

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 2 года назад +16

      hahahaha

    • @Nall412
      @Nall412 2 года назад +52

      LMFAo holy shit

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 2 года назад +28

      What about bank accounts?

    • @idiotengineer3925
      @idiotengineer3925 2 года назад +45

      @@MrlspPrt true. She seems to be the breadwinner too so the same goes for that too

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 2 года назад +1

      Yep

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 2 года назад +132

    I wonder why all the major institutions keep making movies co-opting younger generations icons where the message is "don't shoot the villain who caused all this or you're just as bad" at the end

    • @triggerfairy4070
      @triggerfairy4070 2 года назад +13

      Blame batman

    • @stinkfinga4918
      @stinkfinga4918 2 года назад +45

      People are noticing things and it'd be nice to avoid another holocaust

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 2 года назад +3

      7/8 of what they do is to mitigate risk.

    • @morecakesmorelays3270
      @morecakesmorelays3270 Год назад +4

      @@stinkfinga4918 extremely based wtf I thought I'm the only one

    • @kyler247
      @kyler247 Год назад +11

      It's social programming from the Juice who control movies/TV, they know people are starting to notice things and they're trying to avoid another hall of cost

  • @TheNexDude
    @TheNexDude 2 года назад +221

    It really is amazing how inept this show is and the fact that you can fumble about with anything and still slap a franchise on it. People can say that things being different isn't a problem but this is literally just not even remotely Resident Evil.

    • @jimmydasani8922
      @jimmydasani8922 2 года назад +5

      But it “SUBVERTED our EXPECTATIONS” like that heckin wholesome Last Jedi movie

  • @robertl426
    @robertl426 2 года назад +511

    I'm still baffled by the race swapping of Wesker. They would never cast a white person to play Ada Wong or Marvin for example, so how is it okay the other way around? Original characters can be any race or gender, that's totally fine and I really don't care. But established characters? Just no.

    • @halo32k8
      @halo32k8 2 года назад +59

      This 👌

    • @West_Out12209
      @West_Out12209 2 года назад

      Wesker is basically a Nazi so, idk why they did this. There's things that make sense and are explored, like Captain America's shield being passed on to Sam. Or new superhero's born from old ones like Iron heart from Ironman but, there is no reason to make Wesker who believes he is the "master race" to be a person of color. It just feels wrong and disrespectful to people of color.

    • @firewfire
      @firewfire 2 года назад

      Liberal hypocrisy at its finest.. or worst i guess..

    • @MailMayne
      @MailMayne 2 года назад

      Didn't he say they're clones? I thought the real wesker died in re5 and this one is just cloned from the DNA?

    • @caiusbaro3188
      @caiusbaro3188 2 года назад +44

      @@MailMayne we see the original Wesker in the serie : he has the exact same face as the others with some hair (the famous blade cosplay)

  • @S4M-1ThePrimagen
    @S4M-1ThePrimagen 2 года назад +46

    Can’t wait for them to say something stupid like, “You’re.. the Evil Resident..”

  • @GiggaVega
    @GiggaVega 2 года назад +46

    I watched the first episode & holy smokes, it is the stupidest thing ever seen.
    They hide from a zombie dog, under a table…at eye level of the dog.
    Wesker is not Wesker, he’s a office manager with a superiority complex.
    These writers have no idea how to write for intimidation, instead they write for A-Holes, huge difference. Raccoon City was infinitely better if you can imagine that😂

  • @DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1
    @DiscipleOfHeavyMeta1 2 года назад +95

    I unsubscribed from Netflix. Sick of paying such a high fee for steaming piles of garbage. It's just insulting.

    • @memoryhero
      @memoryhero 2 года назад +8

      I did, too. And I made sure they knew why.

    • @duncandonuts7115
      @duncandonuts7115 2 года назад

      Only have it for Arcane ;(( waiting for season 2

    • @FU.dems.left.blm.antifa.l9btq
      @FU.dems.left.blm.antifa.l9btq 2 года назад +1

      This is why I watch free movies and free tv shows on a website without paying or downloading anything.
      I also have an app on my cellphone that allows be to watch free movies and tv shows and I don’t have to pay money.

    • @Kalergi_Plan_Accelerationist
      @Kalergi_Plan_Accelerationist 2 года назад +9

      @@duncandonuts7115 dude, pirate it. U can support riot by buying RP.

    • @nightowl7261
      @nightowl7261 2 года назад

      @@FU.dems.left.blm.antifa.l9btq
      Your president will find you and sniff you for your illegal activity after he is done shaking hands with the air.

  • @michaelfields7088
    @michaelfields7088 2 года назад +43

    If there was a season 2, Ada Wong would be a man hating black woman.

    • @Misty25939
      @Misty25939 2 года назад +3

      No, she was revealed towards the end and she's still an asian woman.

    • @michaelfields7088
      @michaelfields7088 2 года назад

      @@Misty25939 I know but I wouldn't be surprised if they recast.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Год назад

      Nah they only blackwash characters if they're white.

  • @MajorK99
    @MajorK99 2 года назад +52

    I genuinely do not understand why companies keep giving fucking Netflix the opportunity to destroy their franchises. You build up resident evil for 25 years to hand it over to Netflix who you know is not gonna make a faithful adaptation. They know Netflixs track record and they did it anyway. Capcom doesn't care about resident evil any more than Netflix does and as someone who's played and collects every resident evil game, including the obscure games, that's a tough pill for me to swallow. They just don't care anymore and that's truly a shame.

    • @Misty25939
      @Misty25939 2 года назад +1

      Capcom cares enough to listen to their fans when it comes to making new games. That's how we ended up with the awesome remakes and 3rd person mode for the Village. That's enough for me. The rest is just about making more money.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 2 года назад

      Pft. Just more proof. "Japan is incorruptible to wokeism!" No, they just want more money first. Like the weenie who made Baki. Or any of the creeps who make "onii-chan hentai".

    • @melissazietz1241
      @melissazietz1241 2 года назад +3

      That's the conclusion I've come to as well. The only thing they care about is making as much money as possible, no matter how much they drag the franchise through the mud. They don't care about any of their original characters either, especially Wesker, who is constantly crapped on in all these films and shows. I'm done giving Capcom any of my money.

    • @jackstraw4222
      @jackstraw4222 2 года назад

      @@melissazietz1241 but they wont make anything of this since i haven't heard it breaking any records...and even doing ok at the box office...

    • @jackstraw4222
      @jackstraw4222 2 года назад +1

      @@Misty25939 from what iv read they have no say in the films ,the only mention they get is end credit names..

  • @WillieCuz
    @WillieCuz 2 года назад +66

    You definitely right about the height stuff. Just makes sense. Would physiologically give you a subliminal feeling of her being more powerful because of her towing over everyone

    • @adrianmercado3092
      @adrianmercado3092 2 года назад +12

      I noticed the height disparity too. There were over the shoulder shots where Jade would be literally towering over Arjun. It was amusing.

    • @Misty25939
      @Misty25939 2 года назад +4

      Really? I never really felt that. Think that's a bit of over analyzing it.

    • @WillieCuz
      @WillieCuz 2 года назад +21

      @@Misty25939 no that’s pretty much basic physiology. Human instinct when it comes to intimidation. Something being bigger usually signals to you that it is “stronger”. It’s most likely why women also seem to favor taller men as attractive. Like in nature it’s seen as a dominant trait. We aren’t wild animals but some of those natural drives can bleed through I think.

    • @WillieCuz
      @WillieCuz 2 года назад +6

      @@Misty25939 some cultures have even had Height=social status. It’s always been a desirable trait that gives people a sense of power

    • @13thPalace
      @13thPalace 2 года назад +18

      @@Misty25939 It isn't over-analysing, because the scenes were specifically shot that way on purpose. There's actually a shooting technique to lower the height difference between actors and actresses while filming, it is frequently used. Have you ever heard of an actor or actress being much shorter than how you thought they appeared in scenes? It was due to this shooting technique.
      In the case of this show, they've purposely done the very opposite of this shooting technique and tried to emphasise the size difference between the taller female lead and all the smaller male actors as much as possible. You will see this to the extreme during all the one to one scenes with the love interest.

  • @LancasterJackster
    @LancasterJackster 2 года назад +50

    More Synthetic videos. This will be great.

  • @burtemis1
    @burtemis1 2 года назад +38

    I’ve enjoyed your suffering through this series. Thanks for the heroic sacrifice

    • @Neo_Geisha
      @Neo_Geisha 2 года назад +2

      a true man of the people

  • @monarchistheadcrab8819
    @monarchistheadcrab8819 2 года назад +32

    Sakeem?
    Oh for the love of god, as a middle eastern this is just outright offensive.
    Imagine screwing your plot to please a group of audience, only to further irritate them instead.

    • @JohnAnderson-fj2rl
      @JohnAnderson-fj2rl 2 года назад +1

      I mean it is a White man who played the captain regardless of his name he was given.

  • @BoulderPwner
    @BoulderPwner 2 года назад +19

    You can’t just reference RE5 like that where “Wesker” died in a volcano. They make shows like this JUST to piss us off

  • @BetrayingLight
    @BetrayingLight 2 года назад +27

    Why is Wesker black? Hahahaha, what a shitshow.

    • @stinkfinga4918
      @stinkfinga4918 2 года назад +2

      @@darthkai8242 yeah he woulda made a great Josh Stone from RE5.

    • @caiusbaro3188
      @caiusbaro3188 2 года назад +8

      @@darthkai8242 it is not the actor the problem, it is the character : Wesker is a white blond hair blue eyes guy in the game for a reason... making him black just destroy the whole character...

  • @stinkfinga4918
    @stinkfinga4918 2 года назад +76

    It's not enough to not watch this shit, you MUST reject Netflix entirely because when you pay for a subscription, this garbage gets funding regardless if you watch it or not. That's literally the whole point of this new model for entertainment; removing your power as a consumer.

    • @wilm2109
      @wilm2109 2 года назад +1

      Exactly, all the video essays and critics will fall on Netflix's deaf ears if retards still stay subscribed. This has been a consistent problem for years now, stop giving them money. Either they will change their tune or they will crash, at this point either option would be fine,

    • @ArcViper
      @ArcViper 2 года назад +15

      I mean they literally made Cuties. Not sure why anyone would want to fund this, other than sheer lazy consoomer habit.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 2 года назад +4

      Well, that's part of it. It's also the brainchild of the grandson of the father of modern propaganda, so.... 😆

    • @Kalergi_Plan_Accelerationist
      @Kalergi_Plan_Accelerationist 2 года назад +1

      Or if u have to watch it, pirate it.

    • @Evilfonics
      @Evilfonics 7 месяцев назад

      Exactly why I canceled game pass since I was there when Netflix started with streaming only cheap then once they had everyone hooked price hike price hike woke trash no account sharing nothing says I can smell you will own nothing and be happy than I seen this before

  • @jamesfranklin8329
    @jamesfranklin8329 2 года назад +17

    I feel like this entire shows writing room grew up on reddit. This all seems like a weird, clunky, subreddit shitty fanfic.

  • @liamulrich5274
    @liamulrich5274 2 года назад +66

    How did they think casting a black guy play wesker was a good idea? The amount of jokes to be made about blade alone...

    • @Misty25939
      @Misty25939 2 года назад +2

      He was actually really good. He might not have felt like the video game Wesker but he did feel like *a* Wesker. The scene with the multiple clones with different personalities was my favorite part. Especially when their og Wesker came out.

    • @melissazietz1241
      @melissazietz1241 2 года назад +4

      @@Misty25939 It would have been totally fine if they'd said he was _a_ Wesker. Another surviving Wesker child. But not _the_ Wesker.

    • @morecakesmorelays3270
      @morecakesmorelays3270 Год назад

      @@Misty25939 wesker is a nazi project makes no sense for him to be black

  • @MrlspPrt
    @MrlspPrt 2 года назад +57

    No man deserves to endure this show... thanks for doing it for us.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 2 года назад +5

    So if Resident Evil 5 happened, HOW is Wesker now black? Did being thrown into a volcano turn him from caucasian to african? Magma does that to people???

  • @DeepeyeLV
    @DeepeyeLV 2 года назад +17

    Weak ass leather straps - smart choice for strong Netflix women.
    How can they make such low quality shlock, spend money on it and expect to get something out of it? It really starts to feel like communist approach of plan economy, we have to reach the goal of 10 shows per quarter.

  • @DixieWhiskey
    @DixieWhiskey 2 года назад +10

    Dragon's Dogma B roll and Spyro 2 tracks go a long way to offsetting the horror we are witnessing.

  • @HrvojeGrahovac
    @HrvojeGrahovac 2 года назад +49

    The most shocking thing about this (and Forspoken) is how they are pushing for this Ella Balinska chick to be some sort of superstar (apparently she's a huge gamer)

    • @ArgentWolf95
      @ArgentWolf95 2 года назад +20

      probably for Forspoken and the diversity thing.

    • @HrvojeGrahovac
      @HrvojeGrahovac 2 года назад +6

      Also… 1.81 m?! Shit, I’m taller than her

    • @toptiertech7291
      @toptiertech7291 2 года назад +3

      @@HrvojeGrahovac I mean if you’re a dude then yeah it makes sense. But she’s much taller than the average woman by far

    • @nephthysz
      @nephthysz 2 года назад +6

      They really try to push her cuz she's literally everywhere 💀yet all she does turns out to be a failure

    • @BWMagus
      @BWMagus 2 года назад +1

      @@toptiertech7291 She's also taller than the average man by several inches.

  • @darrellhamblen3009
    @darrellhamblen3009 2 года назад +9

    Yeah...the show was pure shit. I cant wait for more shows to tell me how much I am hated

  • @bloodlustshiva1
    @bloodlustshiva1 2 года назад +8

    I 100% forgot this show even existed. I remember hearing about it coming out, this is the first thing I've seen talking about it since. lol

  • @NatoHoro
    @NatoHoro 2 года назад +7

    I can't wait to see "White Panther".

  • @damienspectre4231
    @damienspectre4231 2 года назад +13

    Since when is wesker BLACK? hate this cultural appropriation

  • @SuperTiberian
    @SuperTiberian 2 года назад +33

    It's important to remember that the moral of the story at the end of every shitty video game adaptation is that 'Hollywood can't be trusted with beloved IP's.'
    Actually, that would imply Hollywood can be trusted at all...

  • @WAstEDxLaMA
    @WAstEDxLaMA 2 года назад +12

    "I wouldn't be surprised if he get's pegged."
    LMFAO...
    Bro, you're not a conspiracy theorist. This is the state of ALL entertainment in 2022. It fucking sucks. But it's also why I love your channel

  • @lordsofkobol7385
    @lordsofkobol7385 2 года назад +7

    I'm now feeling way better about my random purchase in the PSN sale. Dragons Dogma looks awesome, the promo on PSN doesn't do it justice.

    • @deadwalkin12345
      @deadwalkin12345 2 года назад +4

      One of THE best action RPGs out there :D enjoy the hell out of it 👍

    • @lordsofkobol7385
      @lordsofkobol7385 2 года назад +3

      @@deadwalkin12345 It goes to show you that those game trailers don't always do a game justice. What they show on PSN makes it look a bit generic and also dated graphically but watching the combat shown here, well it looks like a different game.
      Can't wait to play it now.

  • @grimskeeter
    @grimskeeter 2 года назад +12

    Everything on Netflix is either utter garbage or some of the best shows/ movies on streaming services

    • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
      @Chud_Bud_Supreme 2 года назад +3

      Marco Polo was an amazing show, but they canceled the third season

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 2 года назад +2

      @@Chud_Bud_Supreme I guess Marco didn't f**k Kublai Khan, so it's normal they didn't allow a third season.

  • @frauleinhohenzollern
    @frauleinhohenzollern 2 года назад +7

    You catch onto all the mixed race stuff. Most people don't, or are too cowardly to mention it. I love this.

    • @BWMagus
      @BWMagus 2 года назад +1

      We just don't care. I don't like woke stuff, but this isn't the 60's; mixed race couples are not some bizarre outlier.

    • @BegoneTHOT-p1h
      @BegoneTHOT-p1h 11 месяцев назад +2

      i don't like :
      1. black snow white
      2. black little mermaid
      3. female hulk
      4. female ironman
      5. female thor
      6. female black panther
      and so on
      why changing male character to female and change white female to black female ?
      WHY ?
      IT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT .
      if you want to make something just make from zero , from scratch , from start . don't change the already exist
      @@BWMagus

  • @baxterbrownentertainment
    @baxterbrownentertainment 2 года назад +5

    Im so tired of the mary sue female protagonist in all the new movies/shows nowadays...its just over done and cringy. Marvel is doing the same thing with the M she U

  • @brandonroxanis6046
    @brandonroxanis6046 2 года назад +3

    The scene with evelyn dancing really brought me back to my childhood. All those dance scenes in the umbrella management training facility and Spencer Mansion. And don't even get me started on how well DC Douglas did voicing the comic relief wesker clone that picked Jake up from school in that one flashback in re6.

  • @chiefshep5885
    @chiefshep5885 2 года назад +11

    Man I hear so much pain in your voice lol. I'm die hard Halo fan and the Halo show fuckin killed me when it came out. I barely survived the first 2 episodes and quit on it. It was so terrible I had to buy the MCC just to not go insane lol. My point is - your videos are how I "finished watching" that show. Not even gonna try this fuckin joke of a show, judging by your reviews it's just as bad if not worse than Halo. You sit through this abysmal shit so we don't have to, your work is tremendously appreciated.

    • @Misty25939
      @Misty25939 2 года назад

      I actually enjoyed the Halo show. Definitely a lot more than this but nevertheless, it was at least fun to watch with its stupid action at its worst.

  • @King_Bored
    @King_Bored 2 года назад +10

    Thanks man. I needed a good synth man rant. 👍

  • @LondosMondo
    @LondosMondo 2 года назад +13

    lmao thank you, you are much more entertaining than reading the wiki entry or actually watching the show.

  • @thebigw1231
    @thebigw1231 2 года назад +5

    It got Cancelled thank God.

  • @aldovk6681
    @aldovk6681 2 года назад +43

    "A woman wrote this"
    Woah there dude you can't be that based in 2022 🤣

    • @glopsnopper3806
      @glopsnopper3806 2 года назад

      Most modern day women are victims of the consoooomer cuck media. I’m sure you could find some based shit written by women but I can imagine none of it is recent

    • @OperatorMax1993
      @OperatorMax1993 2 года назад +9

      You can never be too based

  • @michahsimmons7568
    @michahsimmons7568 2 года назад +4

    While watching the latter half of the series, I knew I'd enjoy watching your commentary more than the few and far between scenes from the actual show that were worth anything.

  • @Shnipur
    @Shnipur 2 года назад +43

    You should review Code Veronica. I feel like that’s one of the most underrated as far as resident evil goes only because it actually made some interesting plot points even if it wasn’t as good as the original trilogy, i thought it was the most story driven of all the RE games.
    And I’d love to listen to you shit on the bad stuff too 😂 anyway good video as always thanks for always pointing out the clear woke agendas and real reviews.

    • @lewispooper3138
      @lewispooper3138 2 года назад +1

      Hell just go on an incel rant because it has a female protagonist

    • @joyfulleader5075
      @joyfulleader5075 2 года назад +6

      Underrated? I always hear people talk about how great it is

    • @Shnipur
      @Shnipur 2 года назад

      @@lewispooper3138 that response just shows how much of a numbskull you are but type away buddy

    • @joyfulleader5075
      @joyfulleader5075 2 года назад +27

      @@lewispooper3138 He's not ranting about that because the protagonist is female, he's complaining because almost everytime Netflix casts a female protagonist they treat the character like they're the best thing to ever happen in existence and act like they're doing something groundbreaking and new even though they do this all the time and it's getting boring.

    • @Shnipur
      @Shnipur 2 года назад +5

      @@joyfulleader5075 see i agree! But for some reason i see people review RE constantly and talk about how it isn’t that good.. but i personally love that game I’ve replayed it so many times

  • @JohnDoe-bd1qe
    @JohnDoe-bd1qe 2 года назад +8

    Jade is a super genius scientist woman because… SHE JUST IS, OKAY?!
    Look, I'm just saying, conspiracy guy was right again.

  • @spongedog0013
    @spongedog0013 2 года назад +5

    You know whats so funny is they have 5 to 7 seasons of this planned. Like post 2020 Netflix you should not plan past 1 season even if your show is good. To make it worse the directors said the games are canon Like the apocalypse starts 3 months after the events of village. By that logic Mia and Rose get eaten by zombies a year after Ethan's sacrifice. This was an absolute mess and it even tries to ruin 20+ years worth of story telling Capcom has done.

    • @Vadim_Slastihin
      @Vadim_Slastihin 2 года назад

      Capcom obviously will not consider this shit canon. Especially ater such bad reception from public.

    • @kielbasamage
      @kielbasamage 2 года назад

      Pretty much, I think the director is puffing hot air up himself trying to say this garbage is canon. Even the jovivich movies didn’t get that big of an ego.

  • @mrbig4514
    @mrbig4514 2 года назад +37

    I remember at least a year ago before the resident evil Netflix show came out that I saw a teaser for it on Netflix that showed Jill Valentine walking through the forest in her blue outfit, but I guess they changed it and didn't go that route also having Wesker be a bald ni**a was the stupidest idea I've ever seen.

  • @Mr_D_The_1st
    @Mr_D_The_1st 2 года назад +8

    Dragons Dogma is the best arpg ever made and i dont care if the fast travel system sucks and i love the story despite its delivery

  • @r.e.z9428
    @r.e.z9428 2 года назад +7

    Honestly, the video made me want to play Dragon’s Dogma again.

  • @t-wrecks9866
    @t-wrecks9866 2 года назад +8

    The only thing worse than this "show" is the people that actually try to defend this shit. Even if you like this garbage that doesn't make it objectively good. Learn the difference people

    • @t-wrecks9866
      @t-wrecks9866 2 года назад +2

      @Edge Emo Gamer R seriously though these fanboys have no free will or rational thought. As much as i liked the RE2 remake it was really good. It's far from perfect but good luck pointing that out to any of these mouth breathers. It's like they don't understand you can like something and criticise it at the same time.
      For me personally the more I like something the more critical I will be. I refuse to ever blindly go along with liking anything if I see flaws I point them out. It's just how it should be

    • @Misty25939
      @Misty25939 2 года назад

      I think people were just expecting too much. I already knew it was going to be bad and tbh, I was actually worried that it was going to be worse than this. At its worst, it still has stupid action to make it a little watchable. It was hard to like the adult versions of the girls though.

    • @Misty25939
      @Misty25939 2 года назад

      @Edge Gamer R And that's why you'll never be satisfied as a fan. The fans "who mindlessly consume the bad movie and show adaptations" like me are the ones who don't take it too seriously. After all, it's an isolated universe that has nothing to do with the one we know. No harm done. So take it with a grain of salt and let it be.

  • @UnknownG2000
    @UnknownG2000 2 года назад +5

    When watching this, every time a scene took place in the future, I just wanted to switch as soon as possible. However, I quickly wanted to go back just as soon. Basically, watching this was just like watching a car pile-up.

  • @cobain2261
    @cobain2261 2 года назад +9

    Is this series somehow worse than the Halo show? How could that even be possible. These writers are creatively bankrupt.

  • @Acolytus54
    @Acolytus54 2 года назад +4

    Lmao, you got me crying of laughter when you made those sounds 38:50. Those are the sounds of when you saw something truly ridiculous XD.

  • @golDroger88
    @golDroger88 2 года назад +9

    Is there really not even a single white person in this show? Jesus.

  • @N0rdW1nd
    @N0rdW1nd 2 года назад +7

    What I don't get about that enzyme stuff is.. They had it already from beginning. Like in the first 5 minutes of the series she used a spray for not getting noticed by the Zombies then scratched herself.

  • @Phillipmamowfwifharts
    @Phillipmamowfwifharts 2 года назад +4

    The one thing this has done for me...My recreation of Destiny scenes with more badass Commander Zavala alternate timeline voicelines to use.

  • @overwatchafterhours3936
    @overwatchafterhours3936 2 года назад +1

    I appreciate you for playing “Winds Of Madness” in the background 😭
    Best theme from Re5

  • @MAJ0R_TOM
    @MAJ0R_TOM 2 года назад +9

    I like that Dragon's Dogma shilling has become a central theme of this channel.

  • @ohamatchhams
    @ohamatchhams 2 года назад +4

    Thank you for promoting Dragon's Dogma, it's flawed Gem, it has it's own a number of issues, but still a quite uncommon Gem for it's year of release, even considerably a rare gem compared to majority of AAA games in the past 2 years or so
    Also I suggest you to play Binary Domain, Vanquish, Bayonetta series and Yakuza spin off games (akin to Fist of The North Star), these games are so good and underrated for more recommendation pieces of games from the past decade or so

    • @KratostheThird
      @KratostheThird Год назад

      The spin off to Yakuza that you're referring to is Judgment. Has literally a ton of cutscenes, and it's a story driven open world game, but it's more polished and simply more fun than most western made open world games.
      I second Vanquish. Some of the tightest controls and the gameplay is awesome.

  • @yaameeteeee7778
    @yaameeteeee7778 2 года назад +20

    You know when something is so underwhelming and below criticism, that a video made about it features a game recommendation in the very first minute instead of the actual focus XD

  • @CannonAbuser
    @CannonAbuser 2 года назад +5

    Cant wait to see ada Wong being black
    Leon being indian
    Jill being a brunette Mexican sandwich
    Chris being Korean
    Barry being Chinese
    Can't wait on how they ruin a great franchise

    • @pekkalanger5076
      @pekkalanger5076 2 года назад +2

      Hey! Where’s the trans representation? I want at least one person with mutilated genitals and a wig.

    • @A_YouTube_Commenter
      @A_YouTube_Commenter 2 года назад +1

      Barry is trans. Rebecca is Chinese.

  • @leandroescher7625
    @leandroescher7625 2 года назад +4

    Man, dragons dogma took all my attention, i fucking loved that game.

  • @kaidorade1317
    @kaidorade1317 2 года назад +4

    A final review of the Giant piece of poop covered up with Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen episode? Thank you sir

  • @SCHIERKE_252
    @SCHIERKE_252 2 года назад +4

    thanks for the video, synth 👍

  • @valarmorghulis6270
    @valarmorghulis6270 2 года назад +3

    thanks for enduring for us, really hope to see some more sh*** media reviews

  • @vanishedyouth
    @vanishedyouth 2 года назад +3

    Stranger Things has the same subliminal messages as any recently made show/movie, especially in their last season. Somehow the little sister, Erica, has been a genius all along when she was barely mentioned in the previous seasons. And there is one part where Dustin literally makes a five-minute-long statement about how 'superior' she is; how incredibly intelligent she is even though she didn't do jack shit in the other seasons when people were literally dying. This woke shit is so annoying.

  • @TheMasterpiecePD
    @TheMasterpiecePD 2 года назад +5

    Classic Hila Klein companion in Dragon's Dogma

  • @prometheusjackson8787
    @prometheusjackson8787 2 года назад +20

    Lol imagine the average woman being a scientist

  • @thelongvirtuesignal8551
    @thelongvirtuesignal8551 9 месяцев назад +1

    Social-engineering in shows like this is teaching us how to behave, hot to categorize, and how to view certain things, this usually works through subtext, but when even my mom is starting to notice that something is off and is spotting the same patterns in modern shows/commercials, something tells me they are not doing a very good job...

  • @deralbtraumritter8573
    @deralbtraumritter8573 2 года назад +4

    * 9:55 it's also a child zombie...
    * 13:05 the one Wesker is working on a mind machine interface, and "our" Wesker is working on a chest prototype, aka the spider thing on Jill Valentine (in RE5 game and RE5 movie)
    17:57 Billie somehow shoved the tracker all the way down the ear canal
    20:00 how come they didn't use the 8 missiles / rockets on the Stealth Blackhawks...just 3 killed Killer Croc..
    24:00 I assumed Wesker engineered his clones to be immune to t virus and more. They don't say if the clones are from Wesker prior to or after the T-Virus.
    28:19 they act like it's a nuclear weapon. That thing isn't a WMD when it gets blown up after a couple hits..which I'm suprised when it took approximately 40 bullets (x3 Assault Rifles, x2 M4 (5.56) and x1 FN SCAR (7.62) w/ 30 rounds each) to kill the caterpillar...
    41:00 I think they had two other RE characters in it. The dad of the deal girl was named "Isaacs" and the guy who jade goes to see was "Barry"

    • @jss638
      @jss638 2 года назад

      That's not Barry from the games. The show just reused names from the games for their shitty characters without any care. Both Billie and Evelyn are already in use for RE0 Billy and RE7 Eveline.

  • @Aldysseus
    @Aldysseus 2 года назад +1

    Ah hell yeah, I checked the channel yesterday for this video, and here it is

  • @KillinWithKi11Roy
    @KillinWithKi11Roy 2 года назад +6

    Ya netflix is just woke cringe.

  • @doomraven0
    @doomraven0 10 месяцев назад +1

    Sadly, the magnificent Lance Reddick(may he rest in peace) died shortly after this. I can only assume it was shame since he was relatively young and healthy. Netflix killed Lance and no one can convince me otherwise.

    • @AbyssinianEmerald
      @AbyssinianEmerald 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah, Netflix's requirement for taking 'the jab'... Reddick was in great physical condition, but was killed by a certain medical intervention (probably... allegedly). Sucks... cuz yeah, he was an awesome actor. We'll miss him, and appreciate him for his work. Damn... :(

  • @doktor3196
    @doktor3196 2 года назад +9

    but wait
    it
    gets
    worse

  • @island_girl
    @island_girl 2 года назад +1

    "Worst finally of all time".
    Rings Of Power showrunners: "We humbly accept your challenge."
    Spoiler alert! They win. 😂

  • @Dreadnought358
    @Dreadnought358 2 года назад +4

    Well I guess if I do have an suggestion for a review maybe you can tell us your favorite resident evil game similar to your far cry 2 review or your worst to best resident evil games.

  • @ShotsFired50
    @ShotsFired50 Год назад +3

    Let's just face it this show was made for teenage girls.. 🤦‍♂️

  • @BiigiieCheeese
    @BiigiieCheeese 2 года назад +3

    Can't wait for season 2 when they cast Leon Kennedy as a FtM Middle Eastern "man" and he falls in love with Chris Redfield played by a MtF Asian "woman"

  • @yurtthesilentgod1225
    @yurtthesilentgod1225 2 года назад +5

    ONE SHOW TO END THEM ALL. HOW CAN THEY KEE0 GETTING IT WRONG? HOW!?

  • @BenRai2k
    @BenRai2k 2 года назад +7

    What an absolute crap show

  • @b0nez89
    @b0nez89 2 года назад +1

    I'm surprised this series wasn't called "Resident Fucking Evil: Fucking Welcome to Racoon Fucking City"

  • @iamwhoimnotimnotwhoiam4431
    @iamwhoimnotimnotwhoiam4431 2 года назад +25

    You're doing God's work by ripping into this abysmal netflix series.

  • @BobBob-up8fz
    @BobBob-up8fz 2 года назад +2

    This shiz makes me want to fund, Res-5 Wesker's UROBOROS project.
    Wesker: "In less than 5 minutes. We will reach the optimumal altitude, for missle deployment. UROBOROS will be released in to the Atmosphere. Ensuring complete, global. SATURATION!"
    Me: "If it cleanses woke society. I'm with you. Plus I like that leather coat!" :D
    Wesker: :D

  • @sirclownsalot5800
    @sirclownsalot5800 2 года назад +4

    4:54 ROFL it's soo reversed that she's the one wearing the undershirt and he's wearing the sweater.

  • @NkGaming-1101
    @NkGaming-1101 2 года назад +2

    I bet that it’s to be revealed that Billie is actually being mind control by the true main villain of the show: a white man because dear God, this shit is absurdly predictable

  • @kharipalmer95
    @kharipalmer95 2 года назад +8

    How do you make your protagonist unlikable that's the craziest part to me about the show.

  • @unanymusboi9984
    @unanymusboi9984 2 года назад +2

    Damn thanks for these recomendations with games, been having a blast playing them

  • @EricAdvincula
    @EricAdvincula 2 года назад +4

    yup that part with the daughter standing behind her mom. Gets a pregnant women killed. How stupid

  • @someguywithnochallenger8178
    @someguywithnochallenger8178 2 года назад +3

    the guy who plays homelander in the boys would be an amazing wesker

  • @SgtTankDempsey
    @SgtTankDempsey 2 года назад +3

    Queen Zombies are we now trying to copy Dead Rising now

  • @superbroolyy
    @superbroolyy 2 года назад +2

    Lance Reddick is the only competent actor in this show

  • @MrSomaArikado
    @MrSomaArikado 2 года назад +5

    How to make me stop buying anything capcom in 1 go. A shit tv series no one asked for

    • @B1g_B0sssss
      @B1g_B0sssss 2 года назад +1

      This wasn't even made by capcom lmao.

  • @jozinek876
    @jozinek876 2 года назад

    I like the Scarface reference in that game you were playing in the background ;). Also, great vid!