The machine does not in fact drink blood instead it douses it self in fresh blood and the robot's body absorbs the blood, he is able to do this by the use of weapons and close combat range with his enemies, but if you are gonna want to drink blood in real life there is definitely some difficulty with it, first you might not want to kill someone just for blood especially when you realize that the government exists, murder is an extremely serious crime and can get you a life sentence based on what continent or country or state you are in and also the context of the situation, murdering will definitely make you a bad human being since you are unlawfully killing some one without justification, permission or a valid excuse, second drinking blood can get harmful bacteria in your system and even diseases such as hepatitis C, hepatitis B and HIV. In conclusion this comment is absolute nonsense illogical and unoriginal.
Oml imagine the same sentence but "cancel yourfriendzeal or zerrum if they don't return the climbable bugs, so we can sit on Sebastian's lap, but if that doesn't work we'll hook up Gianni!" 💀 Ok let's not harass anyone. It's just a little crackpot sentence that came out of my mind, when I read this... May everyone have peace and Sebastian's behavior in pressure is absolutely lore accurate and justified! Maybe, just maybe every now and then, just occasionally let us sit on his lap or tail or hug him. Just make it a 0.000069420 chance >:3 (And make it also appear in a Christmas and an April Fool's update) Ok that was all, I'm out and take care 👍
We MUST force Hakita to making petting the cat a thing. The overall gameplay experience could be fixed with this small thing, and it's not a buff that's gonna add too much diffrence to it. (Seriously though, i love this game because it's alyways super experimental. I found you can parry the Corpse of Minos like: "Can I parry Minos' punch?" The answear was yes. A friend of mine found about parrying your own bullets like this too. This is how people found about 7-1's secret encounter. People found about railcoins like this too. People found about punching coins like this too. The fact the answear is alyways 'yes' makes the experience awesome, and Ultrakill promotes us to think, to use our creativity and use our mind to find out combinations. I made my own cybergrind strategy because the game offered me a bunch of gimmicks and mechanics I can do. This game lets us explore, lets us imagine, lets us think.) The whole game could be fixed with this small thing, and it's easy to code. Hakita, please do something about this. We need to pet the cat.
edit: the second after I sent this comment i clicked on home and the first video that showed up is "16 ways to use the Knuckleblaster". This just proves my point. HAKITA I WANNA PET THE CAT PLEASE-
@@GlebuxNot really, because there was no mention of the cat's sex characteristics, just using the wrong pronouns for the cat. Pronouns aren't sex characteristics, at least hopefully anyway. I don't know if cats even have a concept of gender. Try explaining what Mother's Day is to a cat
@@comradecat5057 B tzkxx, px lahnew ukbgz mabgzl ebdx fxgmte wblhkwxkl (zxgwxkl) mh ghg-vhglvbhnl uxbgzl, lnva tl vtml. (had to use caesar cipher with shift 19 cause youtube deleted my original message.)
@@s0LLagal that's only like half gay half robot sex though since V1 is kinda curvy and also never gendered being a machine and gabriel isn't a machine
I clicked on the video as someone who P-ranked everything on violent difficulty, fully ready to type "skill issue" in the comments. I was not ready for that
you are completely right. this makes the game a waste of money and space, also its racist the fact that i can hold the hampter but not the cat. hakita MUST see this video and fix his game
Its me Cave Johnson CEO of Aperture Science, I have been made aware of a technology we invented that allows me to connect to internet from different universes! What is that Video you filmed and why you want to punch cats? are you crazy!?!
ABSOLUTELY UNPLAYABLE BUG i never had ultrakill and planned to buy it but now that i see this gamebreaking bug i'm never going to buy it, 0/10, horrible buggy mess on their part (okay i'm still planning to but like man ;-;)
This is what the yellow arm will be for when it comes out, how could I not realize sooner?
Double damage if you pet the kitr while preparing a ×267 ultraricoshot
Funny thing is that this sounds like something that would happen
You must be right
the kitr petr
Cat's the main character, not you
damn
Cat supermacy (idk how to spell it right)
@@hashiramasenju3194 supremacy i think
@@loris8804 close enough
@@loris8804 its actually spelled "Soupemasea"
Sometimes I'm just pissed when a machine drinks blood and no one bats an eye but when I do it I'm a bad Human being😭😭😭
The machine does not in fact drink blood instead it douses it self in fresh blood and the robot's body absorbs the blood, he is able to do this by the use of weapons and close combat range with his enemies, but if you are gonna want to drink blood in real life there is definitely some difficulty with it, first you might not want to kill someone just for blood especially when you realize that the government exists, murder is an extremely serious crime and can get you a life sentence based on what continent or country or state you are in and also the context of the situation, murdering will definitely make you a bad human being since you are unlawfully killing some one without justification, permission or a valid excuse, second drinking blood can get harmful bacteria in your system and even diseases such as hepatitis C, hepatitis B and HIV. In conclusion this comment is absolute nonsense illogical and unoriginal.
@@b_2tty says a beaver
@@b_2ttyIn my defense, blood taste funy.
Milk is a blood tho
Just more nutrient
Ikr? We need to normalize it for the greater good for us
we shall cancel Hakita on twitter if he doesn't fix this
and if it won't work, we'll hook up Gianni
I can hook up with Gianni 😔
@@Gusenichka925 elaborate..
@@Gusenichka925* ererererer, ererer?
@@thelazyguy72honestly same
Oml imagine the same sentence but "cancel yourfriendzeal or zerrum if they don't return the climbable bugs, so we can sit on Sebastian's lap, but if that doesn't work we'll hook up Gianni!"
💀
Ok let's not harass anyone. It's just a little crackpot sentence that came out of my mind, when I read this...
May everyone have peace and Sebastian's behavior in pressure is absolutely lore accurate and justified!
Maybe, just maybe every now and then, just occasionally let us sit on his lap or tail or hug him. Just make it a 0.000069420 chance >:3
(And make it also appear in a Christmas and an April Fool's update)
Ok that was all, I'm out and take care 👍
We MUST force Hakita to making petting the cat a thing. The overall gameplay experience could be fixed with this small thing, and it's not a buff that's gonna add too much diffrence to it. (Seriously though, i love this game because it's alyways super experimental. I found you can parry the Corpse of Minos like: "Can I parry Minos' punch?" The answear was yes. A friend of mine found about parrying your own bullets like this too. This is how people found about 7-1's secret encounter. People found about railcoins like this too. People found about punching coins like this too. The fact the answear is alyways 'yes' makes the experience awesome, and Ultrakill promotes us to think, to use our creativity and use our mind to find out combinations. I made my own cybergrind strategy because the game offered me a bunch of gimmicks and mechanics I can do. This game lets us explore, lets us imagine, lets us think.) The whole game could be fixed with this small thing, and it's easy to code. Hakita, please do something about this. We need to pet the cat.
edit: the second after I sent this comment i clicked on home and the first video that showed up is "16 ways to use the Knuckleblaster". This just proves my point. HAKITA I WANNA PET THE CAT PLEASE-
real
Whiplash. That's how you pet the cat.
@@dumbvillage9253 Don’t stab the cat!
(smashes cat's skull in several times)
"BUT I DON'T WANT TO PIERCE HIS SKULL-"
TO BE FAIR
no cats were harmed in the making of this video 🫡
heaven will
@@LimaBr_ Nice
Kitr is a female feline. She is pitr's cat.
@@theseer4439 I misgendered the cat 💀🙏
i guess it'll be more accurate to say "I missexed the cat"
@@GlebuxNot really, because there was no mention of the cat's sex characteristics, just using the wrong pronouns for the cat. Pronouns aren't sex characteristics, at least hopefully anyway. I don't know if cats even have a concept of gender. Try explaining what Mother's Day is to a cat
@@comradecat5057 I agree. We shouldn't bring things as mental disorders (genders) to non-conscious creatures, such as cats.
@@comradecat5057 B tzkxx, px lahnew ukbgz mabgzl ebdx fxgmte wblhkwxkl (zxgwxkl) mh ghg-vhglvbhnl uxbgzl, lnva tl vtml. (had to use caesar cipher with shift 19 cause youtube deleted my original message.)
Also the fact that this game has so much lack of gay robot sex makes it soooooooooooooo bad
finally someone said it
fr
Actually thats not true, you can play this game with a bluetooth controlled butt plug, this is not a joke
I dunno man, have you *seen* Act 2 Gabriel?
The second half that fight feels like sex
@@s0LLagal that's only like half gay half robot sex though since V1 is kinda curvy and also never gendered being a machine and gabriel isn't a machine
This video must get to hakiter
Hakita needs to apologize
We need to give under the mayo an apology
real
Under the ketchup
kitr is actually fourth dimensional so no matter how close he appears to be he will slip from your grasp without fail 😢
I think bro is
Untouchable
you actually can, you just heed hold the whiplash
eh it NEEDS to be added in officially though
you cant do that with florp
Such an missed opportunity man. Hakita, you should have known better.
FINALLY SOMEONE ADDRESSED THE BIGGEST PROBLEM OF THIS GAME!!!
Actually yeah, I think we should be able to pet the cat tbh.
How did I know this would be about not petting the car? Anyways totally agreed I wanna pet the car
Car pfp detected, major respect earned
Based Unico Uni pfp
VROOM
Knowong Hakita it's definitely the thing he will add
HOLD WHIPLASH, GOD DAMN IT!!!111
I cant believe such a feature is not in this game, its was almost as good as Concord, now its PS5 of PS5 PRO
you technically can by holding down the whiplash button
also where blood
you can pet the cat with your feet
gato petito.
papas gatito
no petr kitr :(
the cat doesnt let you mortal.
i agree man its a crime to not be able to pet kitr
I clicked on the video as someone who P-ranked everything on violent difficulty, fully ready to type "skill issue" in the comments. I was not ready for that
we need a new game just dedicated to the cat, I mean ONLY the cat NOT the player.
Silly lil cat :3
Underthemayo if they had a valid argument:
Enable invincibility for everything then just whiplash it
Definitely Car47’s cousin, what a car
That's what the yellow arm is. It's a kitr petr
this reminds me of one of those old flula videos
Try holding the whiplash button instead of releasing it immediately
Hey man you seem cool, you got a new subscriber. Hope you'll see this 😁
Comments like these mean more than you think, TYSM
you are completely right. this makes the game a waste of money and space, also its racist the fact that i can hold the hampter but not the cat. hakita MUST see this video and fix his game
I'm never touching ultrakill or my computer everagain
The bug no one wanted
What kind of bait do you prefer
i thought ultrakill was perfect until this was brought to my attention 💔im sorry hakita but i can't support this anymore
Its me Cave Johnson CEO of Aperture Science, I have been made aware of a technology we invented that allows me to connect to internet from different universes! What is that Video you filmed and why you want to punch cats? are you crazy!?!
Cave Johnson! Tell us where you hide the government's lemons!
Spread the word people.
she is too powerful for your pets
For a bit i thought someone was actually gonna make a bad review of ultrakill
the sex update wasn't enough
-10/10
would be better if you could set items on it too!!!!!
(wait didn't PITR do that in one of their shorts-)
OMG HOW I DIDNT SEE THIS IM NOT GONNA TOUCH THAT GARBAGE GAME AGAIN LIKE HOW?!?!?!?!
Cat vs Minos prime
honestly, was expecting the issue to be the lack of gay sex, but icl this is also a huge issue.
this game’s terrible, this problem has been a thing for a while now i quit the game. hopefully this bullshit gets fixed
*CAR!*
Literally 1984
pet cat when?
this needs to patched ASAP!
cadt moment
W pfp
@@0TheSpartan0 thank you 🐱🐱🐱🐱
someone please tell me if this gets added im gonna buy the gane
nice pfp
ABSOLUTELY UNPLAYABLE BUG
i never had ultrakill and planned to buy it but now that i see this gamebreaking bug i'm never going to buy it, 0/10, horrible buggy mess on their part
(okay i'm still planning to but like man ;-;)
i agree 101%
same problem as totk and botw
I GOT RAGEBAITED 😢
might need to just cancel the game now.
NOOO!!!!1!1!1!!! 😭😭😭😭
calling a cat a furry is wild
Tell me this isnt true...... WE ARE FUCKED ‼️
Finally, someone talking about the real problems
im refunding this game sucks who forgots to make it able to pet cats in games
what no updates does to a schizo
He's not in the main game how is it a problem Oh yeah he should be in the main game
funni joke
You play without blood wth
I like kat
cat :)
what
yeah idk either tbh
bad game, should be able to play as kitr
cant pet le cat, 0/10 game
l game fr fr
fr fr
game is unplayable
Literally unplayable. Ultrakill fell off.
the click bait ;-;
@Eeuwa_ 500 likes though, I speak for the people 🙏
@@0TheSpartan0 real… now p rank p-1 on bruta
Ah yes Bruta difficult
Delete your account ☕🗿
no 🤓🤓
@hakita
Fix this, now