Two Times I Wasn't Arrested

Shoplifting and The Guitar Lesson
Two bits from my stand up special What I Was Arrested For.

[@gusleama]

I am not making this up: This morning, when I was waiting for my coffee to finish brewing, the story about stealing donuts popped into my head. Now that's a strange coincidence.

[@StoneE4]

Hindsight is 20/20 but I'm pretty sure I would have put the marshmallows in a box of donuts. 😁

[@TomMSTie1138]

In Pittsburgh, it's called a STEELERS Dozen.😁