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Futaba & Joker starting a family | Persona 5 Comic Dub
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- Опубликовано: 10 янв 2021
- Comic made by the artist @goro_orb on Twitter:
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Cast:
Futaba Sakura - Ame
Twitter: / ameangelofsin | @ameangelofsin
Sojiro Sakura - D. Tyler Fultz
Twitter: / daventylerfultz | @DavenTylerFultz
RUclips: / sgtmarcreynol
Joker - @MorphyVA
#Persona5
imagine being alive for the sole reason that your mother played dark souls on a tuesday
Well, my mom named me after a character in The Young and the Restless, lol.
what about all the kids named after jrpg's and harry potter
Better than me, the second drunk mistake with the same idiot...
@@shadowsnake5133 ... oof
@@dailynonsense9360 Ok that's dope 🤘
Kawakami: you look really young
Joker: ... I'm a dad
I mean appearantly the comic plays like 5 years After the event of the game so he would be adult by then right ?
I'm sorry, WHAT is an age when you start being adult is in Japan?
Insert dad jokes here.
@@jakzak23 20, if I'm remembering it right. Japanese culture also has a specific word for that "coming of age," "hatachi" as opposed to "nijuu" which is literally the number 20.
iirc, besides being legally considered an adult at that age, it's also the drinking age? And/or when you can start voting
XD
Child: "Dad, why is my sister named Love?"
Joker: "Well we had her because of love"
Child: "Oh, cool. Thanks dad!"
Joker: "No problem, Dark Souls 3"
I hate that this made me laugh
this is funny
XD
😂😂😂😂😂
@@thefoxknight5260 nah, bloodborne
Sojiro is gonna be the cool grandpa that lets his grandkids have coffee when akira and futaba said no caffiene
Get outta here with your non-Atlus name for Joker.
Also, I don't really care what you call him.
@@Ltaustin117 if you didn't care you wouldn't have responded
@@haydnedwards5684 i think he was just joking-
@@haydnedwards5684 i think he was just joking-
Wait we all had does?
Child: Mommy how was I made?
Futaba: you can thank dark souls for that.
Child: Damn you Dark Souls.
Wait, so dunkey is the child of futaba? Thats why everytime he dies, he says "Thank you dark souls".
Yeah for me, I got Quake to thank for my existence
yours brothers : Dark souls 2 and 3.
your sister : Bloodborne
the twins : sekiro.....fucking giant....
Praise the sun that your standing there
“I want a grandchild by the end of the year”
MISSION START
“Wait what?”
But it costed him 800 Yen to start it. That means Sojiro got paid for writing this letter
*Mission start!*
Time to invade her Palace and steal her treasure.
It's the treasure all wizards/witches value the most ;)
@@MilodicMellodi all out attack!!!
First deadline of Persona 5.5 The whole game is about you learning the duties of adult life while still trying to maintain your harem.
Game sounds: Pew pew
Game: Dark Souls
Did she modded it to use guns and still lost?
Probably fell off a cliff. For in Souls Gravity is the one boss nobody can beat. Not even hackers.
Maybe she was playing Bloodborne.
For her special ability she uses
PREGGARS
@@ItsYaBoiThrawn That's not what they were getting at
Avelyn?
Futaba: *dies in the game*
Joker: *You just earned yourself a one-way ticket to P O U N D T O W N*
Joker: *YOU NEVER SEE IT COMIIIIING--*
Futaba: *Moans*
Futaba: Dies in the game
Joker: ITS TIME! RAVAGE THEM *NGH INTENSIFIES*
@@jellyAn6930 Ravage them! MARA!
And thus The Tokyo Pimp strikes again
This instantly reminded of Blighttown because Futaba was playing Dark Souls. Coincidentally, the boss in Blighttown in Quelaag... well...
Small Brain: "I'm pregnant."
Big Brain: _preggers_
I think that should be for "Poggers". Idk
Galaxy brain: pregchamp
?
@@byronsmothers8064 *Y E S*
@@byronsmothers8064 infinity brain: pregananan
@@tetitous Universe brain: Gregnant!
She died in the game so they created a life. So technically speaking the average number of deaths in this video was zero.
Take this trophy and get off the stage
Or it could be in the negatives if she has more than one kid.
not counting the off screen deaths of random npc’s that died of natural causes, murder, disease, etc
It's hard to argue with your assessment.
But now, if that kid dies in a game, do they die for real?
"We're naming them Player 3."
"We're not naming them Player 3."
"I'll be holding this thing for most of the year, therefore I have naming priority. We're naming them Player 3."
"But that's..."
*shotgun loads in the distance*
"...a perfectly valid name, honey! I am 100% on board with this!"
"Hello, I'm Player 1. This is my husband, Player 2. And our child, Player 3." - Futaba
I mean, "Futaba" already contains the kanji for either "2" or "Pair," depending on which meaning you use, so their kid could be named something like "Sanjiro" or "Sango," which contains the kanji for "3" without raising much of an eyebrow.
Why do I feel like this would be exactly how persona actually would make futaba and joker have a kid.
Thanks again for letting me be a part of this.
-Sojiro's VA
*You did a beautiful job man!*
You sound like him dead on
your sojiro is 100% accurate
You sound like all might
Ow boy
futaba : Alright i'll stop playing when i die in this game.
futaba : **dies**
Ren/Akira : *Time to button mash.*
Ren: and that´s how I got my Smash invitation
Giggity
stop mashing the c button
i know an... animation... that can fit in to this
@@xronium We all do, let's be honest.
Futaba: "I'll stop when I die in this game"
Dark souls: I am about to ruin this woman's entire career.
With Sojiro's shotgun and their dad's neutral special, these grand babies are not only going to be protected, they're going to be expert marksmen.
not to mention their mom is likely a world class hacker.
@@pforgottonsoul The Phantom Thieves but better
One will have a Sniper, and the other will have a sub machine gun
When Futaba said “I’ll stop playing when I die” , I legit thought Joker was gonna smack the controller out of her hands three seconds later and say “oops” 😂😂😂
No, Joker is way cooler than that. The bet was about the next game to play xD
Super Smash Bros .
@@turturuwheelwright5336 nice lmao
No i thought they were playing a fighting game like mortal kombat or smash bros and so joker would have gone "full try hard mode" and absolutely destroy her just to win the bet
He didn't want to redo 5 years only because he broke the confidant
I clicked on the thumbnail because I thought she said poggers
Wasn't disappointed
Saaame
Saaammeee
Pogger preggers
Came just because
PregChamp
What made me laugh the hardest was the whole
"I want a grandchild by the end of the year"
Mission Start: You have 9 days!
It said months though
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 oh, I thought it said days, that's why I thought it was so funny
@@EdyAlbertoMSGT3 technically tht would mean the deadline to bang is 1 day
Futaba saying preggers is the best and worst thing ever
Good thing she was playing dark souls, or else that baby would've taken longer.
Every time you die in darksouls you try for the baby.
@@wolfofsummerbreeze Do you want Ren to live?
@@ihavekalashnikovyoudomath9275 what little faith you have in Futaba.
@@wolfofsummerbreeze What little faith you have on the difficulty of the game
Most have been her first From Software game.
This is exactly how my parents made me, no joke. Except make my dad Futaba, my mom Ren, and the game Quake on my dad's computer.
Who is this "Ren" you speak of? I distinctly remember that young man having the name "Touch-me Softly" or "Softly-kun" as his friends knew him.
@@The_Sigillite Pretty sure his name was HaremF**ker249...
@@js1031 no that’s yu narukami
@@Morgana95 Cap Thats Ominipotent Harem king Issei Hyoudo
@A guy with an anime Profile Pic Because I can u sure, I thought his name was “hentai protag”
Futaba: I'll stop playing when I die in this game
Me after seeing what game she was playing: poor choice of words
Futaba: “I’ll stop playing once I die.”
Dark Souls: *So you have chosen death*
Futaba: I won’t loose my virginity, because I never lo- **dies**
Joker:...
Futaba: Well shit.
another virginity lost to the abyss. we’re gonna run out of room down here.
Joker : *you have forfeited your virginity privileges*
I'm kinda reluctant to do.....that.
@@ampharosfan75 Plenty of room up here.
@@mmangalisomasinga432 thanks
futaba: i'll stop playing when I die
dark souls: you'll never see it comingggg
No she saw it coming all right.
@@Supperdude9
She couldn't see but she felt it
Look out it's your last surprise
Even the walls want you dead in Dark Souls
@@renamamiya237Darke souls: YOU'll SEE THAT MY AI IS TO FAST FOR YOUR EYES
Futaba: "Im preggers"
Sojiro: "Youre preggent"
Joker: "Yes she is preggant"
Futaba: "Yup im pregeant"
Sojiro: "I cant believe youre pregenant"
Joker: "Me neither, im so happy Futaba is preggent"
Cool She's Pomegranate
All three: ".... PREGANANANT?!"
Me: PREGANENANT!
Edit: DAMNIT somebody beat me to it!
@@Hi-re8mt she's pregrananit!?
@@zacharyspencer6839 Ryuji: "Peegnat?"
Sadayo Kawakami would later receive a text from her former student, featuring a picture of a positive pregnancy text and the caption "I'm a dad."
Oh my god yes
Joker: There, youre a grandpa now.
Sojiro: ... I was joking damit!
Joker: Well I guess thats why they call me...
Sojiro: OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Alternative
Joker: There, you're a grandpa now.
Sojiro: ... I was joking damn it!
Joker: I guess you "Never Saw It Comin"-
Sojiro: *Loads shotgun*
Edit: fixed a spelling error
@@Nightmarefoxy30000 I see he chose gun.
@@dejinnthedjinn5311 Guess we know what Sojiro's neutral special is.
@@OriginalUnjustifier naw it's his persona.
I mean futaba would be 19/20 at this time anyway
I think Futaba knew this was coming... why else would she make a bet over a death in DARK SOULS of all games.
Although I'm guessing futaba is also a skilled gamer so she can't die in let's say something like final fantasy or something so guessing dark souls is a good medium for her to actually loose
@@scarletrose8766 maybe, but while death is guaranteed in any video game, it's much more guaranteed in a game by From Software. Any other game of it's genre before it would only have half as many declarations of failure.
He gets it
I've had times playing dark souls one where I can do no hit runs and i got lost in dark souls 2. If i can do it an elite gamer can.
@@ShuTheIdiot if she's that good, that means she died either while distracted or on purpose. If the latter is true, that validates my theory doesn't it?
Can we just appreciate how adorable Baby Futaba and Joker are :3 ☺❤
Futaba: "I'll stop when I die in this game"
The game: Animal Crossing
Futaba: “I’ll stop playing this game if I die.”
Dark Souls: *Laughs in Death Screens*
You died is darks souls catchphrase I think
She would announce her pregnancy like that
Saying "preggers" is the most Futaba line ever
Considering how easy it was to die in dark souls, they must've been going at it like rabbits.
That Sojiro sounds HELLA accurate-- also nice interpretation of Joker!
As the voice of Sojiro, I thank you!
Glad I hit that nail on the head.
@@DTylerFultzVA 🤔 maybe your the real sojiro and the va in game is a alien from a extinct race that uses persona to read the mind of ...
Got sidetracked there
My point is, you have a good voice! 👍
The joker was bad, sojiro was ok, futaba was probably most accurate
@@Stickyz How is Sojuro is just ok, this is the real Sojuro voice actor!!
@@JohnPerry27 I think you're joking but if thats true then he forgot how to do the voice.
The best thing about being dyslexic is seeing words like "preggers", thinking it says "peggers", and wondering why on Earth Futaba is telling her dad she pegs Joker.
Omg what does she peg him with though?
@@arrtes6479 If Futaba got pregnant by pegging Joker, I think they did something wrong.
@@arrtes6479 the controller
@@Midnight-Starfish *excuse me what the fuck*
@@weggygaygay9940 that’s an image for sure.
Futaba: I’ll stop playing when I die. (Two seconds later) ⭕️
Ren: (Kratos theme plays.)
That's actually really funny
Every time I see this thumbnail I think she's saying "poggers"
"I'll stop playing when i die in this game"
is playing dark souls...
Bad choice
If she was playing Wind Waker, that baby would never happen.
@@dailynonsense9360 Or animal crossing
@@isaacplanas4948 or any non action/ fighting game
You mean good choice!
@@RexWort Getting pregnant at 20 is...not usually a good choice.
Idk why, but I was expecting futaba to say "please be gentle" after she died.
That would be great
You've seen so much non chtistian animes
@@TheTowerOfRoko man, while she was saying: "I cant right now, i'm in tje middle of a game", i was like.
-I think i have seen this before, thank god she wasnt laying on the ground
I was expecting Joker to say that.
Same
The deadline thing made me burst out, crying laughing
We all know what they did after she died in the game.
Went out for ice cream? 🤔
Went to the adoption center...
...palace?
MISSION START!
21 Days until Futaba Dies in Dark Souls
0:44 of course Sojiro would be happy about being a grandpa.
I think is a AU
The relationship could go one of two ways: Sojiro wants to stop being super protective of Futaba, so he tries to be happy for them
2: **loads shotgun**
Dude Sojiro doesn't care as long as Futaba is happy. Hell in Royal he basically helps you score points with her.
Not to mention they’re married anyway.
Remember American Dad:
“Hayley, you need to snap him up before someone else does!”
“Mom, Jeff and I are already married”
“Honey, rings get girls. Babies...get men...”
Some people just don't understand jokes 😂👍
@@pizzamafioso9191 not when that joke was overused months ago and arguably wasn't even funny then.
@@alphawolf7417 So you pretend you take it serious? Your way to think is "interesting"😂
I expected there to be some effed up joke but this was just incredibly wholesome and cute, Sojiro would make a fantastic grandpa
futaba and joker: *making love*
ther Personas: 👁👄👁🍿
Yeah an UFO and whatever arsene is watching them go at it would be proper weird
Is it just Arsene? Or is every single mythical creature known to man also included
@@fink_rat that a good question
Mara would be the most interested
Men only want one thing and it's disgusting.
Men: * Starting a loving family that appreciates and respect you *
Cere-Bruh moment: over 9000
Nah, I want a big cheese burger with a Pepsi
@@arctohru someone got his priorities straight
@Makoto Yuki I want 2 number 9s,
I want to build a 7 meter tall working mobile suit, hence why I got a degree in robotics and engineering. I guess I'm a disgusting degenerate, huh who knew?
Alternate Ending:
Futaba plays new Demon Souls and *_doesn't_* die.
Impossible...
Vanguard Demon says hi. If she gets past that, Dragon God says hello XD
@@lightsonitzekioro3918 i guess he did said hello to me, with his fist of course xD (Sorry for my english :b)
She then takes up until the last day and while you still did the deed, you have failed the mission: *BAD END*
*Bad ending*
I think this might be one of the first encounters I've had with persona (I don't think it was this comic dub in specific, but this comic, yeah.) just behind me seeing the riddler (I think it's the kid with the afro, Idk, I don't persona) somewhere and people mentioning Adachi on tiktok is thrown somewhere in there
Children: 😐
Grand Children: 🥳
Does that make Futaba his pregchamp?
See you all in hell.
*golf clap*
We are mercenaries, we have the will to make those hours count, gentleman sincronise your death watch
@@songbonnie1953 Persona 4's speed date room:
Yu: Seduce me.
Yosuke: ...
@Xavier Johnson nice
Wow....
Dark Souls speedrunners canonically are still virgins to this day.
Is it weird that I want this to be canon?
Nah, for me it's totally canon alongside with this video
ruclips.net/video/Hv3m5yEprMg/видео.html
We all do man, we all do.
Who else wants a comic just of Sojiro being the best grandpa in fiction.
She shouldn’t have made that bet playing dark souls
She knew what she was doing; )
There are 2 possibilties: you make a baby or you get a deathless dark souls run.
Win-win.
@@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz absolutely
i recognize the Im The Grim Reaper pfp
good shit
@@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz in a way or another your famelly or friend will say "now that epic"
😯 Preggers
@skullscrew same thing
@skullscrew brother
@skullscrew same
@skullscrew i think that's the joke x)
@skullscrew it's pregnant but mix with Pogger lmao
0:45 I love seeing baby Joker & baby Futaba
"I'll stop playing when I die in this game."
She said that while playing dark souls, That's the definition of a death flag😂😂😂.
when I saw the deadline, it just broke me XD
I was depressed today until I heard Sojiro say "I'm going to be a grandpa" this brightened my mood
This entire comic gives me joy. Which is great 'cause I have Gacha depression.
Yeah, GOOD LUCK with not dying in DARK FUCKING SOULS
Was in my recommendation…
I did not regret clicking on it.
I see
You can find out how and when they make baby in *Derpixon Heartswitch*
You cultured swine.
This is the comment I was looking for lol
@@Spicybadegg Or....you could see what REALLY happened
HINT: @18goro_orbs
The fact that I remember that video is worrying
Wait that was a fake joker tho
I bet Futaba knew everything about her fathers plan and played Dark souls just as Joker entered
Futaba:*already knows about be pregnant*
Also Futaba:this is big brain time
Darth Vader:you're gonna bê a grampa! This is amazing! YOU SHOULD TELL EVERYONE
The fact that someone painstakingly animated this and then someone else voiced it over is both fascinating and scary
So this is the heart switch everyone is talking about.
Yeah....
Ooooh that Heart Switch
*_wAIT NO_*
@@arctohru *YESSSS*
but where would joker swap with his shadow?!?!
I prefer other shippings, but I can't imagine futaba with another person that isn't Joker.
Uhh Futaba with Yusuke is good too
@@Warappe69 bruh yusuke better be with ryuji !
futaba x riuji or x yusuke just doesn't work! renaba for the win
@@Warappe69 futaba x yusuke literally doesn't work.
Like they'd never guess how to get a child.
@@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz Lol you underestimate her ability to Google like everyone else does
He stole her heart. He also stole her virginity.
Preggers sounds so Futaba-ish I love it
Futaba: *Dies*
Joker: *Down Smash spam*
Love this. Futaba is best girl
And that's how Futaba's belly turned into a bonfire for the Chosen Undead who died in the Dark Souls world...
"I'm going to be a grandpa!"
The delivery kills me every time
Joker: "And that, my child, is how you were born"
Game: Dark Souls
SFX Bubbles: Pew Pew
Me: Visible Confused
Mods
Soul arrow
Magic?
Noise of the controller?
It should have ended with: 9 months later, mission success.
Sojiro voice is fucking on point. It's just... Perfect.
"Come on, stupid game!"
Instantly what I thought of
oh no
I've been waiting for 5 minutes already
In my game, my lead character was named "Touch-me Softly" so I got a real kick out of this on a number of levels.
I cant imagine it. She always felt like a sister in the game
"i can't right now, i'm in the middle of a game"
My mind: actually could do both...
The story of how the event in Persona 5: Heartswitch came to be
"Not right now, I'm in the middle of a game"
So this is the alternate route of Heartswitch then?
“I can’t I’m in the middle of a game”
*heartswitch begins*
I see she was never been told the ways of dark souls
Everybody gangsta until they see the *other* comic panels
You got the sauce?
@@tjkaiser8029 I´m curious now
Its nsfw you degen- we Degenerates
Fine I’ll do it myself
@@jacobsnyder7771 like everything in the internet...
This reminds me of a certain video made by a man of culture.
oh..... *OHH-*
"Not the glasses!"
(◡ ω ◡) ah. Fellow people of culture as well.
Also love the Neopolitan pfp you got
Fun fact if you max sojiro’s confidant he says it would be weird cuz you are like taken in by him, but only cuz of your probation so it would be odd if you were to call him “dad”
I love Joker's little uwu face at 0:42
That is the face of a man who has won at life.
You know, he can smash while she's playing, kinda like a Dark soul challenge run if you prefer to call it this way
Well probably a video of that already
errr uhhhh heartswitch
Futaba: I'll stop when I die
Dark souls: guess that means... *now*
*Futaba gets pregnant*
Fanon Sojiro: Aw, I’m gonna be a grandpa
Canon Sojiro: I’m gonna be a grandpa *Loads Shotgun*
Futaba: Im pregnant
Sojiro: *loads shotgun* You've just hoo’d your last boy!
"Come on, stupid game"
Instantly what I thought of
This is truly the Dark Souls of Sex.
"Not the glasses"
If my daughter would give me a positive test while saying "preggers" it would honestly make me re-thing all the life choices I made that got me to that point.