When I was around 5, I was watching a Barbie movie (I'm male), then a distant relative (like an aunt of a cousin) came to me and said "Isn't that a girl's movie, shouldn't you be watching something else", I just looked at her and said "I have seen many movies like this before and I'm still a boy", my family still laughs about it to this day
oh, the thumbnail reminded me of a really silly gag in a fan-story: a Thanos wanna-be, who was completely illiterate, snapped his fingers: a sign appeared that said "FOR SALE: ONE PLANET, CHEAP." someone says, "oh, he used the REALTY gem." and everyone groans.
I actually was in an everyone clapped situation, once. I was on a small plane with a loud, brash, obnoxious passenger. We landed, everyone's waiting to get off, the guy decides he can use his phone now and proceeds to loudly take his wife on a step-by-step journey to get Sky TV on the cable box. This took ages, including where the OK button was on the remote, and was driving everyone nuts but, being a British plane, resulted in us muttering to each other. Finally, he said "There. Now you've got Sky." so I started clapping and gave a loud cheer which was quickly taken up by everyone else on the plane. For the first time (probably in his life), the guy actually got embarrassed as he said "Erm, I think they're cheering because you've got Sky. I'll call you back later."
Considering how different military courts are from civil and criminal courts I find it believable that they would drag the guys through hell but I find it unbelievable that all of them are getting off. They always need one person to hang for it all
once some1 tried to jumpscare me from behind then i slowly turned around with a serious face and unleashed a scream that literally made them fall over and made them blind for a few seconds
I have made one, one day, i worked for the French postal service "La Poste" which was an ancient state run company. That's important for the story. I was in charge of 3 offices and wear the suit needed but i was damn late so i pick my phone while driving to tell people about it (illegal in France fine + Permits points lost ). Oups not my day, i got spotted by Moto cops and they stop me on a bridge (yeah strange). I say exactly who i am and why i was on the phone. They let me go instant LOOL. The worst in this story? I didn't have the right car for the right suit sooooo yeah i had a common car and normally they are quite firm with the law... with "commoners" apparently.
Story 13 reminds me of a lot of late nights playing poker with a revolving cast of miscreants and stoners in college. I had little experience but I watched a LOT of poker (this was circa 2003, when Chris Moneymaker won the WSOP and set the world on fire, igniting a poker craze) and was 1 on 1 with this guy who was way better than me. Someone who got knocked out early decided to start drinking, eventually getting a bit sick, and hogged the bathroom. A line started to form so the homeowner allowed them to use the guest bathroom. It wasn't until the first person went to use the guest bathroom that he found an 8 of spades sitting by the door. Earlier in the night someone took a bad beat and threw their cards. Me and the guy looked at each other - him short stacked but far more experienced, and me, winning but wanting to go home - and decided to split the pot 60/40. It was late, we were tired, and we had been missing a card from the deck all night. We learned that night that in order to prevent poker games from hitting the 3-4 hour mark we simply raise the blinds. It's not complicated. As time goes on (as it does in real life poker tournies) the game becomes more high stakes. Blinds go up, minimum raises go up, and action is forced instead of stretching into an all nighter. After that game I got seriously into poker and played a few high stakes games a month, paying my rent for the next two years through gambling. I never played online, never took any horrendously bad beats or got addicted to gambling, just had a natural talent and exercised it a 3-5x a month.
I was served at work by the county next door for "not paying child support". There was no child support order in place AND I soon to be ex and I had looked up the formula and calculated what I should pay her, on our own. I had been paying already for over a year. We chased the little troll out of the building after she threw the papers at me... My coworkers were not having any of that (on my behalf). I called my ex to see what was going on. She had no clue. I called the county office that served me. They told me I would need a notorized letter from her and proof I was paying her. She actually wrote the letter and I had all the proof in my bank statements. I waited a week, and sent them my proof I then called them to thank them for paying for my kid's college and my retirement, because after the court case I would be very wealthy when I proved they had harassed me at work for zero reasons. They backpedaled so fast! In hindsight, I should have let it go to court. I sure would like to be rich 😢
Worked nightshift alone at an all-night gas station in my town. Locked into the store overnight for safety. A big fat jerk taxi driver (JD) would repeatedly dump a bunch of coins in the metal transaction drawer after filling up with gas. Then as I was counting it, he'd drive away leaving it 20-30c short (manager insisted that anything more than 5c short is absolutely unacceptable - v tight margins on gas apparently). He was really arrogant and rude to me every time he got gas, but the manager didn't care about me being abused. Manager DID care that he was shortchanging the store, so after he did it again I was told by the manager to make him pay and count the change BEFORE authorizing the pump. That night he pulled in to gas up and as the auth bell was ringing beside me, I just looked out the window at him. He started getting agitated and angrily gestured for me to authorize the pump. I gestured him to come over to me, as obnoxiously as I could, as if a teacher summoning a naughty schoolboy. He swore over at me, and gestured at the pump again. I again summoned him while smirking. This repeated a few more times, until he eventually stomped over in a rage demanding I turn on the pump. I told him he needs to pay FIRST because he shortchanged us several times previously. So he stormed over to his taxi and spent 5mins sorting out as much small coinage as he could and sneerily dumped it in the metal tray. Thinking he'd taught me a lesson, he then ordered me to start the pump and stormed back to the pump. So as the bell sounded again, I again summoned him back to me and told him "I have to count it first" - and I made him wait while I slowly counted all the rubbish change....while other taxi drivers behind him start to complain; So periodically I'd serve a few of them, and go back to counting - he swore at me and threatened me a few times, so each time I'd stop, say "Ohhh you made me lose my count. I have to start again" LOL The guy swore he'd have my job and I mentioned I was only following orders, but 'Go ahead!! Do your worst!" What he didn't know was that I'd already handed in my notice the day before LOL He nearly blew a gasket that night and I enjoyed every minute of it. P.s. I check the video footage the next night and he actually DID come into the store to complain, thinking he was getting me fired, but he looked so dejected leaving after my manager told him I was leaving anyway, and probably gave him a talking to about shortchanging the business several times LOL
I got a story from my dad. One time my dad went with his cousin Mike and friends to a road house to play pool and whatnot when Mike saw an attractive woman. He lacked the courage to talk to her so my dad said " lemme show you how it's done ", goes over and says " so when are you and me going out?? ". Her reply? " Anytime you want ". They've been together 27 years now and all because cousin Mike lacked the nerve to talk to my mother so many years ago.
I was in my father's car with him and the driver one day. We were returning from a lesson, as the driver was going up the bridge a cop stopped our car. He came to my driver's window and told him: "you thought you could just keep driving and go without me noticing?" then when my father saw how disrespectful the cop was he looked him in the face and asked him: "do you know who i am?" and the cop says:"should I know you" and my father just tells him who he is and after the cop heard him. He straight up fixed his attitude and let us leave
Lily Alan moved in some SA Prince thinking all would be good. He told her to piss off did not pay rent they could not kick him out. He moved out when he was done with the place leaving upper dockers in all the bogs. All that coz she run her mouth best Power move I've ever seen had her in every room of her home took her home and left shit water 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, argue with your bartender... show that you are obviously drunk or that you will be causing more of a public nuisance that will be drink and disorderly and see where that takes you In the US it is illegal to serve somebody who is obviously intoxicated & if you do serve them and they commit a crime (DUI, hit and run, etc) you can be held liable for it.
When I was around 5, I was watching a Barbie movie (I'm male), then a distant relative (like an aunt of a cousin) came to me and said "Isn't that a girl's movie, shouldn't you be watching something else", I just looked at her and said "I have seen many movies like this before and I'm still a boy", my family still laughs about it to this day
oh, the thumbnail reminded me of a really silly gag in a fan-story:
a Thanos wanna-be, who was completely illiterate, snapped his fingers:
a sign appeared that said "FOR SALE: ONE PLANET, CHEAP."
someone says, "oh, he used the REALTY gem." and everyone groans.
Everyone clapped so often in these stories.
I watch these stories knowing 80% are fake just because they're entertaining, not because Ithink they actually happened.
@@johndown2337 that's fair. I would benefit from doing the same.
I actually was in an everyone clapped situation, once. I was on a small plane with a loud, brash, obnoxious passenger. We landed, everyone's waiting to get off, the guy decides he can use his phone now and proceeds to loudly take his wife on a step-by-step journey to get Sky TV on the cable box. This took ages, including where the OK button was on the remote, and was driving everyone nuts but, being a British plane, resulted in us muttering to each other. Finally, he said "There. Now you've got Sky." so I started clapping and gave a loud cheer which was quickly taken up by everyone else on the plane. For the first time (probably in his life), the guy actually got embarrassed as he said "Erm, I think they're cheering because you've got Sky. I'll call you back later."
@@immortalsofar5314 lmao that's the most passive aggressive British way of handling something 😆
I would too if I had witnessed some of these stories
Considering how different military courts are from civil and criminal courts I find it believable that they would drag the guys through hell but I find it unbelievable that all of them are getting off. They always need one person to hang for it all
once some1 tried to jumpscare me from behind
then i slowly turned around with a serious face and unleashed a scream that literally made them fall over and made them blind for a few seconds
Cool
5:13 apparently the driver in front of you did too XD
I have made one, one day, i worked for the French postal service "La Poste" which was an ancient state run company. That's important for the story. I was in charge of 3 offices and wear the suit needed but i was damn late so i pick my phone while driving to tell people about it (illegal in France fine + Permits points lost ). Oups not my day, i got spotted by Moto cops and they stop me on a bridge (yeah strange). I say exactly who i am and why i was on the phone. They let me go instant LOOL. The worst in this story? I didn't have the right car for the right suit sooooo yeah i had a common car and normally they are quite firm with the law... with "commoners" apparently.
That's a pretty lame story
@@sensam6155 Like your opinion :p
That's crazy! Good thing they believed you
The last one was the true power move.
Lost an $85 speed cube somewhere in my house and bought another one. found it before an upcoming comp so it turned into a warmup cube
That lecturer learned about the will of the people vs the will of the authority
Story 13 reminds me of a lot of late nights playing poker with a revolving cast of miscreants and stoners in college. I had little experience but I watched a LOT of poker (this was circa 2003, when Chris Moneymaker won the WSOP and set the world on fire, igniting a poker craze) and was 1 on 1 with this guy who was way better than me. Someone who got knocked out early decided to start drinking, eventually getting a bit sick, and hogged the bathroom. A line started to form so the homeowner allowed them to use the guest bathroom. It wasn't until the first person went to use the guest bathroom that he found an 8 of spades sitting by the door. Earlier in the night someone took a bad beat and threw their cards. Me and the guy looked at each other - him short stacked but far more experienced, and me, winning but wanting to go home - and decided to split the pot 60/40. It was late, we were tired, and we had been missing a card from the deck all night. We learned that night that in order to prevent poker games from hitting the 3-4 hour mark we simply raise the blinds. It's not complicated. As time goes on (as it does in real life poker tournies) the game becomes more high stakes. Blinds go up, minimum raises go up, and action is forced instead of stretching into an all nighter. After that game I got seriously into poker and played a few high stakes games a month, paying my rent for the next two years through gambling. I never played online, never took any horrendously bad beats or got addicted to gambling, just had a natural talent and exercised it a 3-5x a month.
I was served at work by the county next door for "not paying child support".
There was no child support order in place AND I soon to be ex and I had looked up the formula and calculated what I should pay her, on our own. I had been paying already for over a year.
We chased the little troll out of the building after she threw the papers at me... My coworkers were not having any of that (on my behalf).
I called my ex to see what was going on. She had no clue.
I called the county office that served me. They told me I would need a notorized letter from her and proof I was paying her.
She actually wrote the letter and I had all the proof in my bank statements.
I waited a week, and sent them my proof
I then called them to thank them for paying for my kid's college and my retirement, because after the court case I would be very wealthy when I proved they had harassed me at work for zero reasons.
They backpedaled so fast!
In hindsight, I should have let it go to court. I sure would like to be rich 😢
First story kid had that dog in him
Last one is the best lol Daffy Ducking without giving a damn and getting laid
Worked nightshift alone at an all-night gas station in my town. Locked into the store overnight for safety. A big fat jerk taxi driver (JD) would repeatedly dump a bunch of coins in the metal transaction drawer after filling up with gas. Then as I was counting it, he'd drive away leaving it 20-30c short (manager insisted that anything more than 5c short is absolutely unacceptable - v tight margins on gas apparently). He was really arrogant and rude to me every time he got gas, but the manager didn't care about me being abused. Manager DID care that he was shortchanging the store, so after he did it again I was told by the manager to make him pay and count the change BEFORE authorizing the pump.
That night he pulled in to gas up and as the auth bell was ringing beside me, I just looked out the window at him. He started getting agitated and angrily gestured for me to authorize the pump. I gestured him to come over to me, as obnoxiously as I could, as if a teacher summoning a naughty schoolboy. He swore over at me, and gestured at the pump again. I again summoned him while smirking. This repeated a few more times, until he eventually stomped over in a rage demanding I turn on the pump. I told him he needs to pay FIRST because he shortchanged us several times previously. So he stormed over to his taxi and spent 5mins sorting out as much small coinage as he could and sneerily dumped it in the metal tray. Thinking he'd taught me a lesson, he then ordered me to start the pump and stormed back to the pump. So as the bell sounded again, I again summoned him back to me and told him "I have to count it first" - and I made him wait while I slowly counted all the rubbish change....while other taxi drivers behind him start to complain; So periodically I'd serve a few of them, and go back to counting - he swore at me and threatened me a few times, so each time I'd stop, say "Ohhh you made me lose my count. I have to start again" LOL The guy swore he'd have my job and I mentioned I was only following orders, but 'Go ahead!! Do your worst!" What he didn't know was that I'd already handed in my notice the day before LOL He nearly blew a gasket that night and I enjoyed every minute of it.
P.s. I check the video footage the next night and he actually DID come into the store to complain, thinking he was getting me fired, but he looked so dejected leaving after my manager told him I was leaving anyway, and probably gave him a talking to about shortchanging the business several times LOL
9 minutes in and feel like 30 but could be the spider bite
I got a story from my dad.
One time my dad went with his cousin Mike and friends to a road house to play pool and whatnot when Mike saw an attractive woman. He lacked the courage to talk to her so my dad said " lemme show you how it's done ", goes over and says " so when are you and me going out?? ". Her reply? " Anytime you want ".
They've been together 27 years now and all because cousin Mike lacked the nerve to talk to my mother so many years ago.
9:30 big pileup
you need to pause in between stories the way it is now just blurs everything together.
I was in my father's car with him and the driver one day. We were returning from a lesson, as the driver was going up the bridge a cop stopped our car. He came to my driver's window and told him: "you thought you could just keep driving and go without me noticing?" then when my father saw how disrespectful the cop was he looked him in the face and asked him: "do you know who i am?" and the cop says:"should I know you" and my father just tells him who he is and after the cop heard him. He straight up fixed his attitude and let us leave
The racing in the background is so sloppy
Lily Alan moved in some SA Prince thinking all would be good. He told her to piss off did not pay rent they could not kick him out. He moved out when he was done with the place leaving upper dockers in all the bogs. All that coz she run her mouth best Power move I've ever seen had her in every room of her home took her home and left shit water 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, argue with your bartender... show that you are obviously drunk or that you will be causing more of a public nuisance that will be drink and disorderly and see where that takes you
In the US it is illegal to serve somebody who is obviously intoxicated & if you do serve them and they commit a crime (DUI, hit and run, etc) you can be held liable for it.
12:53 the woman sharted
6:30 she sharted or she shouted? 🤨
"this isn't even that great of a story", don't worry mate none of them are.