I was working at a restaurant with a bar when one of the bartender's friends came in with his wife. The friend did the "fuzzy navel" line, and the bartender didn't miss a beat. The friend's wife looked at them completely baffled.
Speaking from experience, it does make you feel like a man, but people will still question your sexual orientation... Or at least they questioned mine when I contracted electro-gonorrhea, the noisy killer.
One of my all time favorite lines is still "Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, oooh, suddenly you've gone too far" from Farnsworth
@@generaxz5929 if you wanna get like that black people have more opportunity in the US than whites, black only scholarships and black only small business help. This makes them more privileged than a white person of equal economic status.
@@generaxz5929 Like how in the West, men are expendable? "Women, Children, and Pets, are loved unconditionally... but men need to DO something in order to have worth."
"How is work in the LUNCH ROOM, Frankie?" "S'alright." "Poooor Frankie..." That was always my favorite episode. And that was always my favorite joke in it.
In the episode where we get the beginnings of Kif and Amy's relationship, there is a flashback to events just after they return to Planet Express. As you see Bender walking into the building, he tosses the pendant into a trash can.
For those who don't know: Bender's head lying in the dirt for 1000 years is a reference to the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Time's Arrow", where something similar happened to Data.
It's quite similar to Marvin ('the paranoid android') in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -- in the third book he's left to walk in a small circle in a swamp for 1.5 million years; when Arthur meets him at the end of the fourth book he claims to now be older than the universe itself, thanks to time travel. (Both novels published in the 1980s.)
I love how Leala glares at her like "Bitch I will stab you with the harpoon and then throw you off the ship if you don't shut your Martian mouth whore!😒" !😂
One of my favorite jokes is from the episode 'The Sting'. Leela: I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind myself he's really dead. THAT'LL PROVE I'M NOT INSANE!
Aw you missed the best part of the boot joke: leela harpoons something else, says: "whatever it is, it's 20 times heavier than a boot" and pulls up a crate that reads: '10 pairs of boots' on the side
I liked the 'man who needs no introduction' line without the introduction. Several times at meetings I have asked someone who was speaking 'Can I interrupt you?', then said nothing. No-one ever gets that joke.
The only photo of Bender that Leela has in her wallet is him as a magician, and then we don't see him do magic for like 3 more seasons. Such a good payoff for a joke.
@@Firguy : This intrigued me, so I watched the episode, but it wasn't in there. I looked into it further, and I found that Bender does indeed throw away the Countess' bracelet, but it happens in the episode "Amazon Women in the Mood," when Kif thinks back to when he met Amy on the (space) Titanic.
He's got family that shows up in the later seasons after I think he dies in that episode. I think his daughter leads some protest group in one episode, and his son leads the tinfoil hat guys in Into The Wild Green Yonder.
Futurama never got bad, which makes its legacy much more valuable than the Simpsons or Family guy. Jokes have a build up and make you surprised, unlike with Simpsons where it's just slapstick. Family guy is just random for the hell of it.
While he has his streak of wanting to take over due to the humans being inferior, he still has his standards, as humans' problems are problems he can somewhat understand (what with having a wife and a kid).
Morbo usually: "DESTROY ALL PUNY HUMANS!" Morbo, for a split second having a moment of compassion: "Oh... Oh you poor thing, shh... It's okay. It'll be okay."
2:10 actually, if you think about it, it should really be quite extraordinary to throw a harpoon randomly into the ocean and to spear a boot. It's not like the ocean is overflowing with boots.
"And this is franky. He's convinced that he's a lunchroom worker, so they put him to work in the lunchroom." That's a smart way to handle one of your patients.
But he's deemed insane. In that respect, they're just feeding his insanity and not actually treating it. Sure it keeps him happy, but that's like giving someone a narcotic.
"Is there anyone religion can do to find my friend?" "Well, we can join together in prayer." "Uh huh... but anything useful we can do?" "No." It gets me every time.
As someone who loves this show but grew up with the latin american dub, this videos make me want to rewatch the whole show with the original voices. Some details are really nice, like in the first "ladies and germs" joke the Dean says something that kinda sounds like "hey Zoidberg" but in the dub it just random noises
You could've picked lame jokes or ones we've all seen a million times, but instead you picked truly hilarious ones that don't even need context to be funny! Great stuff. I am appreciative.
@Siboniso Buthelezi Hey that's cool that you dig Amy. Personally her immature personality is a bit of a turn off for me. Immature doesn't mean stupid,since it's canon that she's got a doctorate,but she does tend to act childish at times and that's not something I like Personally,but to each their own as they say..
2:16 If I hadn’t started watching old episodes of M*A*S*H, then I probably wouldn’t have gotten this reference. 😅 (Ex: The surgeon robot’s voice and name, iHawk, are based on one of the main characters, Dr. “Hawkeye” Pierce.)
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Bender went back in time and waited to get to the future so many times that he's got to be well over 10,000 years
Guess that backup chip isn’t as necessary as he thought.
Oh way more. That sarcophagus he stole for the naked mole dudes looked like Tutankhamun's. That was over a 4,000 year wait by itself.
I mean ya but mostly because he went back a thousand hears like 100 times in the special and has gone back many more times not related to that special
What about the time he spent in homer’s basement
Made of some damn good quality metal. Nintendo 64 or Gamecube, probably
"No that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit."
Oh God oh no why did I have have to imagine this.
Well that's a picture I didn't want in my head, but... too late.
The rabbit is the male
@@Scarletraven87 I didn't expect that lol
@@troodon1096 If it helps I learned a book titled: "Stuffed by the Were Turkey" existed today.
😂😂😂
I was working at a restaurant with a bar when one of the bartender's friends came in with his wife. The friend did the "fuzzy navel" line, and the bartender didn't miss a beat. The friend's wife looked at them completely baffled.
Obviously not a woman of intelligence.
Time stamp?
@@declicitous1763 0:23
@@RonJohn63 Nah
Perfect
"I always feared he'd run off. Why why why didn't I break his legs." Always kills me and I don't know why it's such a dumb joke.
Cuz it goes from so caring and sad to just utterly cruel and violent in a beat
Futurama jokes tend to be stupid yet genius XD
@@john_pinkerton6697 I know right
Ohh, I was going to eat that monkey!
@@gremlinwc8996
One word, Thundercougarfalconbird.
A real Classic! 😂
Word
Thissss! Is a Yuuy...and it's totally stupid. I'm going to take you on a tour & point out all of it's quirks & QUIRKS.
Speaking from experience, it does make you feel like a man, but people will still question your sexual orientation...
Or at least they questioned mine when I contracted electro-gonorrhea, the noisy killer.
Almost as good as the Canyonero. Remember, unexplained fires are matters for the court.
"Leave Doctor Zoidberg alone. He's got twice the training you do".
"Yeah, he's a doctor and a butcher".
MASH reference there.... iHawk is "Hawkeye" Pierce
Must have learned from Major Frank Burns from MASH
Save some for the enemy
That MASh parody’s had me on the floor laughing
ain't war hell
One of my all time favorite lines is still "Everyone's always in favor of saving Hitler's brain, but when you put it in the body of a great white shark, oooh, suddenly you've gone too far" from Farnsworth
It's lines like that that make Farnsworth my favourite character
Lol.
@@ASD-jr2ho let's just say it's got a interesting fun spot to it.
“And now a man who needs no introduction”
*walks off stage*
Brilliant
I've used that in public settings. Most people don't get it.
@@praywithpio6028 (Fry! Get up there!)
I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan, at your service.
"I know who's funeral we'll be attending next"
"OH stop"
My kind of dark humor 😆
have you seen Avenue 5?
*whose*
Dudes 160 although his parents are still, I wonder if people live past 200 in Futurama
@@JeremiahDouglas Yes they do, the peak age observed was 218 if I recall from one episode.
Sure.Blame the wizards 👾
You missed the best one
"Bender, you can't bend a wooden door"
"I know that, and you know that, but this door looks pretty stupid"
That's so funny!😂😂😂😂
*bends wooden door*
"I CAN NO LONGER FACE MY CHILDREN!!!!"
It's sweet how Morbo then pats her on the back consolingly.
"Consequences are minimal."
It's just missing Zoidberg's legendary "I thought you were happy, your tail is wagging." when he put Hermes' head on backwards.
Lmao
BAHAHAAHA
I think that was Fry. He put Hermes back together pretty easily.
@@motodog242 Nope, it was Hermes. When he puts his head on backwards.
@@motodog242 yeah lol it was Hermes in the benders big score movie. The one with the time code
"In a rare double whammy, the court finds polygamy constitutional!" I can't wait to tell my husband! "Boooo!!!!"
Ah yes, the land of the free. Not all free of course, only the right ones.
@@generaxz5929 Yes, those damn wrong ones! Taking all the right ones Freedoms!
I thought he said "husbands...?"
@@generaxz5929 if you wanna get like that black people have more opportunity in the US than whites, black only scholarships and black only small business help. This makes them more privileged than a white person of equal economic status.
@@generaxz5929 Like how in the West, men are expendable? "Women, Children, and Pets, are loved unconditionally... but men need to DO something in order to have worth."
"How is work in the LUNCH ROOM, Frankie?"
"S'alright."
"Poooor Frankie..."
That was always my favorite episode. And that was always my favorite joke in it.
I know, it’s so good. That perfect blend of pointed philosophical musing and ridiculous offhand joke that Futurama does like no one else
"i don't like having discs crammed into me. Except Oreos, and then only in the mouth" is my favourite
The 56 sketch in that ep pops into my head any time I hear the number.
Im looking for that episode, do you know which one it is
Edit: I found it
@@crinkly.love-stick Dont forget Roberto lines
I always love “it’s fake”
Mon.
One of the first episodes I watched as a kid
In the episode where we get the beginnings of Kif and Amy's relationship, there is a flashback to events just after they return to Planet Express. As you see Bender walking into the building, he tosses the pendant into a trash can.
You can't forget the "mon" part. That's what makes it special.
My friends & I reference that, and many other lines, all the time.
*"And now, a man who needs no introduction."*
...
"FRY get up there!"
For those who don't know:
Bender's head lying in the dirt for 1000 years is a reference to the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Time's Arrow", where something similar happened to Data.
This..episode..was...made..well..before..ST:TNG.
@@johnbonardi9819 Star Trek the next generation times arrow 1992
Futurama Roswell that ends well 2001
@@johnbonardi9819 No...it...wasn't.
@@Gree0041 But the events of the futurama episodes happens in July 1947!
It's quite similar to Marvin ('the paranoid android') in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy -- in the third book he's left to walk in a small circle in a swamp for 1.5 million years; when Arthur meets him at the end of the fourth book he claims to now be older than the universe itself, thanks to time travel. (Both novels published in the 1980s.)
Amy: “So this is where you shop for your boots”
Leela: “Bold words for someone in harpoon range”
My thoughts exactly
I love how Leala glares at her like "Bitch I will stab you with the harpoon and then throw you off the ship if you don't shut your Martian mouth whore!😒" !😂
Amy didnt just roast leela, she absolutely incinerated her lmao.
One of my favorite jokes is from the episode 'The Sting'.
Leela: I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse, and keep it under my mattress to remind myself he's really dead. THAT'LL PROVE I'M NOT INSANE!
Great episode. Love the 2001: A Space Odyssey part of it.
“Why?”
“WHY?”
“Why didn’t I break his legs!!”
And preserve that delicious brain 😋 😂
Can we just agree how wholesome 2. is. Even annihilator feels sympathy towards a co-worker in distress
I was so confused I had to watch the clip to realise you mean Morbo.
2?
@@music-channel69 clip number 2
@@TheJokerX94 Isn't he Morbo the annihilator?
@@anomalocaris2593 yeah, but just saying annihilator on it's own puzzled me
LMAO #7 is my favorite episode.
“I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM!”
“good for him”
I quote that a lot lol
Is it still there?
Ll
"Sure, blame the wizards"
I cracked up with that part.
Yes that was hilarious
Clear reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail, too.
@@PaulCashman so that was a Tim joke
@@tradingplague2 yep. Tim the Enchanter.
4:21 the amount of quality jokes packed into this one clip is why I love this show
Quiet you!
*Casually induces a new level of burn only known to the 31st Century.*
I liked the hypno toad clip, that was my favorite clip, I’d like to see more hypno toad
Yes you love the hypno toad, everything else is not as good…
Toad~ally
There’s a full episode on the dvd of the hypnotoad
@@JTA1961 it’s Toadally Awesome!
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
“We could join together in prayer.” “But is there anything useful we can do?” Love it.
”No.”
Aw you missed the best part of the boot joke: leela harpoons something else, says: "whatever it is, it's 20 times heavier than a boot" and pulls up a crate that reads: '10 pairs of boots' on the side
I liked the 'man who needs no introduction' line without the introduction. Several times at meetings I have asked someone who was speaking 'Can I interrupt you?', then said nothing. No-one ever gets that joke.
meanwhile there's me at work
"Can I interrupt you?"
"You just did, as I was saying..."
The only photo of Bender that Leela has in her wallet is him as a magician, and then we don't see him do magic for like 3 more seasons. Such a good payoff for a joke.
Its fake mon gets me every single time. Especially when bender starts crying even harder than he was before
That and ' your backbone cant take it! ' by hermes always makes me bust
6:56 I like how this gag is followed up in another episode with him tossing the necklace in the trash.
Really? Do you know which episode, or can you describe it? I'd love to confirm that~
@@Pikminiman It's the episode where Kif gets Knocked Up a Notch.
@@Firguy : This intrigued me, so I watched the episode, but it wasn't in there. I looked into it further, and I found that Bender does indeed throw away the Countess' bracelet, but it happens in the episode "Amazon Women in the Mood," when Kif thinks back to when he met Amy on the (space) Titanic.
0:30 the veteran polygamist is one if my favorite bits from the whole show.
His love of Freedom and liberty is to be admired
@@dakotasan8719 And polygamy
He can't wait to tell his husband about your compliment.
Funny moment, but I thought they had a more relaxed attitude towards polyamory and homosexuality in the year 3000.
He's got family that shows up in the later seasons after I think he dies in that episode. I think his daughter leads some protest group in one episode, and his son leads the tinfoil hat guys in Into The Wild Green Yonder.
Futurama never got bad, which makes its legacy much more valuable than the Simpsons or Family guy. Jokes have a build up and make you surprised, unlike with Simpsons where it's just slapstick. Family guy is just random for the hell of it.
Futurama knew when to end the show instead of continuing like simpson and family guy
@@matthewrolfe23 It got a bit messy after comedy central brought them back ngl
@@_G.C 100%. OG Futurama is def best
The fact that Futurama is gone and the Simpsons still slugs on year after year is one of humanity's greatest tragedies.
Simpsons in its golden age actually had good jokes too, but I agree that futurama is better
I hope you're all happy.
You've convinced me that life is worth living.
Mood
"thats a hobo and a rabbit...but theyre making a hobbit."
😳
I loved the M*A*S*H reference, good choice!
I only caught it because I recently started watching re-runs with my grandma.
I’m pretty sure that’s Alan Alda’s voice too 😂😂
@@revelsisco4656 I got curious and looked it up, it was really Maurice LaMarche, an actor who also does impersonations.
I like the visual gag of Leela using a shovel to find Bender only to dig him up with her hands
1:56 “Ow! Fire hot!”
You’re such a baby Leela
"Professy help! Ow, fire indeed hot."
Truly a scientist.
@@gandalf8216 i love how he was always just randomly on fire
0:22 aww... Why am I sucker for sour background characters being concerned about each other?
I like how it shows there in some way more important then the main characters!🤔
While he has his streak of wanting to take over due to the humans being inferior, he still has his standards, as humans' problems are problems he can somewhat understand (what with having a wife and a kid).
@@rararasputin8608 being superior doesn’t mean you hate what is inferior either
Maybe because you were consoled by a stranger and it meant a lot?
Morbo usually: "DESTROY ALL PUNY HUMANS!"
Morbo, for a split second having a moment of compassion: "Oh... Oh you poor thing, shh... It's okay. It'll be okay."
Some great clip choices there, including one of my personal favorites: "Ooww, fire hot!" ..
Fire indeed hot
"Work really hard?" No
"Oh, thank god"😂😂
4:43 Sometimes it aint about the fundamentals, it's about THE METS BABY, LETS GO METS, LOVE THE METS BABY
0:07 sounds like he is saying hey buddy.
Yeah right tho
Oh God, I love futurama. I miss the show, but I'm glad it didn't spiral into mediocrity.
They're going to try.
2:10 actually, if you think about it, it should really be quite extraordinary to throw a harpoon randomly into the ocean and to spear a boot. It's not like the ocean is overflowing with boots.
Maybe it's time to re~boot
It is if you live in the world of Animal Crossing, lol
@@JTA1961 Reboot the scene with the boot? What are you talking aboot?
It is in the year 3000
There are plenty of sole in the sea...
I love how Hermes has that jeweler's lens so readily handy and is so quick to tell Bender that mineral is fake loll probably my favorite scene
6:01 "What's with the flyin' jerks?!" 😂
"And this is franky. He's convinced that he's a lunchroom worker, so they put him to work in the lunchroom."
That's a smart way to handle one of your patients.
The umpire shield is a good idea too.
Well, it keeps him happy and he's being a helpful member of society to those bots.
I see this as an absolute win!
But when it comes down to it, isn't each of us Frankie?
But he's deemed insane. In that respect, they're just feeding his insanity and not actually treating it. Sure it keeps him happy, but that's like giving someone a narcotic.
Linda's reaction to no alcohol on earth and her co anchors reaction is too funny
That timing is perfect
"What do you think its worth....?"
...
"...Its fake mon"
6:55 **sobbing** 😭😭
All "Loading" animations should be replaced with Hypnotoad....
What a great idea!
all glory to the Hypnotoad
Yes. All glory to the Hypnotoad!
And who's going to pay Disney to use it?
@@music-channel69 Touché
I’ll never not laugh at the professor setting himself on fire with the big magnifying glass
3:25 I suspect this is every country's foreign policy at its core 🤣
“The professy will help” is just the best line in the show
I love how sincere the "its fake man" is
"Is there anyone religion can do to find my friend?"
"Well, we can join together in prayer."
"Uh huh... but anything useful we can do?"
"No."
It gets me every time.
3:25 This explain the entire human history
American here, definitely sums up EVERY foreign interaction in our history, goddamn
@@lockerbuddy2039 Sadly, as bad as the US is, it's positively peaceful compared to the likes of England and Spain. Historically speaking, that is.
Bender: At least I'll always have her bracelet.
Also Bender (not 2 seconds later): What do you think it's worth?
It's fake
@@TheTacoKing13 NOOOOOOOOOO
Next episode, he drops it in a bin.
@@TheTacoKing13 mon.
#12 got me, been so long since I seen the episode that Farnsworth caught me off guard lol 😂
0:18 I knew someone who's been in that situation and me comforting them.
Definitely some of the best, in a series packed full of ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Yeah, it's pretty- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD
Why are you - ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Aw man, I burned through all 30 jokes in one night :(
in the same episode with the monkey, the scene where fry copies the monkey's test and draws bananas badly always is a stand-out joke for me
2:45 As a guy who played a lot of Survival games: Yeah. That does work.
Watching these episodes as a kid I never appreciated how good the jokes on the signs were.
As someone who loves this show but grew up with the latin american dub, this videos make me want to rewatch the whole show with the original voices. Some details are really nice, like in the first "ladies and germs" joke the Dean says something that kinda sounds like "hey Zoidberg" but in the dub it just random noises
4:37 I think I may have found my favorite Futurama joke of all time.
I forgot about my crippling depression for 7 minutes watching this video thank you!!!
"fire hot!" has been one of my favorite heat related exclamations for years, I had forgotten it was from Futurama
“Those could be anyone’s thoughts, fat ass.”
That line always made me laugh as a kid and it still makes me laugh just as hard
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!!!
Unison clap…unison clap…unison clap
The first time I heard 5:46 I thought Bender said 'I love kicking things'. That wouldn't be too out of character though
You could've picked lame jokes or ones we've all seen a million times, but instead you picked truly hilarious ones that don't even need context to be funny! Great stuff. I am appreciative.
1:12 Me every year on Valentine's day
The shock on Zoidberg’s face when saying, “That wasn’t a joke”.
Now I'm not saying the Professor is old...
But if you consider his age he's likely to die soon!
"I know whose funeral we'll be attending next" 😃
"Oh, stop!"
@Siboniso Buthelezi
Hey that's cool that you dig Amy. Personally her immature personality is a bit of a turn off for me.
Immature doesn't mean stupid,since it's canon that she's got a doctorate,but she does tend to act childish at times and that's not something I like Personally,but to each their own as they say..
6:07 really is a tough call man
It always amazes me how Al Gore actually voiced himself. As a politician that's something I rarely see
That's actually common in Canadian shows so while I can't always tell I'm never surprised one way or the other
You forgot Captain Musky’s joke, most hillarious thing in the series, that dude’s comedy timing is unparalleled
I love how Bender walks straight through the fence
It might be a reference to Terminator 2.
He bent it open by walking through with shear freakin' will... And bending algorythyms.
I love how the beginning is the most replayed, I love Zoidberg too :>
2:23 wow I did not expect a mash reference
And now a man who needs no introduction
*walks off stage*
😂😂😂 gets me every time
Amy:so this is where you shop for your boots XD
i dont know how i would have gotten through the MONTH without this SEVEN MINUTE CLIP
"Is that a hobbit?"
"No, that's a hobo and a rabbit. But they're making a hobbit"
Idk why but “poooor franky” kills me every time
3:42 Wow, cell phones from the future sure look like they came from 1994.
4:57 Homer!?
Bro forgot which show he was voice acting for
2:16 If I hadn’t started watching old episodes of M*A*S*H, then I probably wouldn’t have gotten this reference. 😅 (Ex: The surgeon robot’s voice and name, iHawk, are based on one of the main characters, Dr. “Hawkeye” Pierce.)
If we hit the bulls-eye the whole thing will tumble like a house of cards, check-mate.
Another one I like:
“Okay, what’s the catch?”
“Well, we are technically in New Jersey.”
“Not one place even remotely liveable.”
i love how hermes has jewelry appraisal tools despite running from a blackhole
That Hobbit joke was the best I've ever heard
God watching this brings back so many memories from when I was kid, it feels nice knowing I can actually understand what they're saying lmao
I CAN NO LONGER FACE MY CHILDREN! 😭😭
1:50 The smartest and realest thing that man has ever said.
The "to kill him so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of thinking" makes a ton of horrible sense in the current day
Now if only we could do it to the Russians.
“the professey will help!” at 1:59 is so funny
HypnoToad is the greatest show ever.....HypnoToad is the greatest show ever...