Yah it kills the rake by one of two ways. The rake either gets so terrified by what it is seeing it dies of a heart attack, or it laughs itself uncontious.
okay, so if I'm ever in the woods and I'm being chased by a rake, just climb onto something taller than it and it'll just run around in circles until it's dead
if i was in that woods i would have 300 gallons of gasoline a match a pack of marshmellow and a flame retardent suit. if you cant guess what i will do well you would burn alive
MarcDoEverything Mark-Okay guys, are you ready? Me- Im stuck in bear trap. I tried shooting it, but only succeeded in wasting all the ammo. lets do this!
How to Kill the Rake: 1) Ask the locals 2) Search for clues in the area 3) 10 HOURS OF ALCHEMY 4) Find its nest 5) Pop up a Quen 6) Slay w/ silver sword 7) Collect trophy and reward
How to kill a rake 1. Use a flamethrower 2. Go to the shed and look for a multipronged object with a long handel used for gathering leaves 3. Burn it up.
I've been loving all these collabs lately, especially with Bob and Wade. They are great guys, hilarious guys, and are extremely underrated as RUclipsrs. :) I hope people start realizing how wonderful they are.
There's not much to this game aside from killing the rake, it'd get old so fast that it needs to stay done. If they did anything for the game I could see him doing something like that.
I am a new subscriber, and GOD I regret every second that I spent without subscribing to your channel, you are like the funniest king of gaming! And I like your personality very much, being yourself and not trying to mimic being funny like many other do! I hope this message reaches to you!
Here's is a treat for you all! 2:58-Rake attacks either Wade or Bob 3:52-Rake jumpscare 5:40-Disturbing noises 6:33-Marks character starts yelling out of no where 7:00-"Scary" noises 9:37-Louder "Scary " noises 10:27 Either Wade or Bob start yelling
We need to make this safe..Er.. Hellos welcome to the safe zone! In here you will learn jump scare times and a cafe with free food We have many treats..pick yours 🍏🍌🍒🌶🧀🍔🌮🍣🍘🍦🍭🍺🍾🍶🍻🍫🍰🍢🍱🌯🍟🍗🌽🍑🍉🍎🍐🍇🍍🍠🍖🌭🍜🍛🍡🎂🍿🍷🍸🍩🍧🍙🍲🍕🍤🍯🍅🍓🍊☕️🍵🍪🍬🍹🍼🍨🍚🍝🍚🍝🍳🍞🍆🍈🍋 there
i just realize this trio is the ed edd n eddy trio. Mark is Eddy. ("Narcissistic"") Bob is DD (Smart one) Wade is Ed ("dumb" one - one bullied most LMAO) Jack is Kevin "DORKS!"
Brendamania I can understand but it's those two fucking eyes that get me, and the fact it has the mauling capabilities of a bear. And the fact it's a stalker. he'd make a great monster movie
Sooo to kill the Rake you need to seriously confuse it by standing on a roof, bend your back into ungodly positions and then fire relentlessly?
+Connor Pithie make sure it's not an oval!
+The Gaming Guy And keep you anti-slender underwear on!
+Connor Pithie And reeeeeeaaally stretch.
Yah it kills the rake by one of two ways. The rake either gets so terrified by what it is seeing it dies of a heart attack, or it laughs itself uncontious.
sounds right
Mark-Don't get too close
Wade-**Merges with the Rake**
lol
Jamie Lewin 😂 =3
XD
the anime ninja233 r u really a anime ninja???????
Huh...most my comments don't get noticed, this is apparently the complete opposite, oops 😂
the best videos are when they just dick around xD their laughs are so contagious.
I laugh all the time because they laugh so stupid XD
who?
omg so truue
+Antony Garcia mark wade and bob
my laugh is basically markipliers now
Last time, Wade tricked Mark.
This time, they both tricked Bob.
Friend goals.
Bonus: Turn on subtitles. It's funnier.
Subtitles really are funny😂
Thank you for the nice suggestion, I now cannot stop laughing at 12:57 in the morning.
Sharz Tikidixon
*Bob: Losing it*
You assume I don’t have them on? You don’t assume I’m deaf so I need them on!? *YOU HAVING A GO, BRO!?!* Just kidding, I always have them on.
(4:25 if anyone wants a timemark for the subs hehe)
No matter how many times I hear it, Bob's laugh is still the single greatest laugh in the entire universe.
Definitely can't argue with you there! 😄
Delirious laugh is the most greatest :D
You mean can right?
OMG yes
Bob and Cry are my favorite laughs
okay, so if I'm ever in the woods and I'm being chased by a rake, just climb onto something taller than it and it'll just run around in circles until it's dead
+MACE 486 yeah
First you are gonna need those bear traps
This is a game, the rake could actually climb trees in real life
exactly
if i was in that woods i would have 300 gallons of gasoline a match a pack of marshmellow and a flame retardent suit. if you cant guess what i will do well you would burn alive
6:33 *RARE FOOTAGE OF SCP-096 AS A HUMAN*
I mean... you ain’t wrong
Nattapath Saetan it sounds pretty much exactly like it so yeah
Wtf...I saw this and I didn't need to push the blue number because I was all ready there
(sorry if you peeps didn't understand)
I thought the same thing!
when i first saw your coment. first i saw RAPE FOOTAGE OF SCP-096 AS A HUMAN
These three bring so much joy into my life when they do stuff like this in their games. :D
ahh love your profile pic 😍
Remi S. Same
The contestants for greatest impact on ones day are: Jacks energy, Marks stupid decisions, and Vanoss's gang. And the winner is
Bobs Laugh
give this comment a medal
all are awesome
+mini jacksepticeye I agree all are awesome. ^.^
+mini jacksepticeye lol desperate much?
+mini jacksepticeye no
there's mark's camera
Wade's camera
but not bobs
where's bob's face?
Glitch i think
Bob no has face
Bob's face is in outer space
That rymed
@@hankyoung5549 *rhymed
How to Kill a Rake
Grab a Rake
Break the handle
Done
Also, nice Troll 2 reference, Mark
how to kill a spoon bend the handle
+Athena Darleen you spoon murdering son of a bitch
+Massman121 lol it's a joke but once I have done it *hahaha*
Athena Darleen Now i'm trying to think of a spoon related pun, but i cant seem to think of any.
I would be able to think of a spoon pun if it weren't for the damn weather. It's a freaking monspoon out there!
Gosh it’s stuff like this that makes me miss Mark’s old belly laughs. They were so goofy and brought so much joy to people.
Gone but not forgotten.
If I was in this situation this would happen:
Mark- alright stay together
Me- sounds like a great idea but I'm lost
MarcDoEverything Same
MarcDoEverything
Mark-Okay guys, are you ready?
Me- Im stuck in bear trap. I tried shooting it, but only succeeded in wasting all the ammo. lets do this!
Call the butt patrol not the noob😱😱😱😈😈😈
Flume ki
Somehow this single comment manages to have more of a punchline than the entire video :V
I heard "Mark Bob" so the firs thing I thought of was…
MarkBob FishbachPants.
you just made my day
...
MarkBob FishBachPants.EXE is coming for you
or Fishpants might be bettef
Alexander Lloyd Mendoza true, true
Anybody else think that the Rake looks less like the Rake and more like an alien?
Me.
Mark: we’re going to take this very seriously
Literally everyone a second later: *flopping up and down copying each other*
As u can see, Mark, Wad, and Bobby are out in the woods, trying to catch a wild pet named Steve, as u can see, they are failing
The usual then.
Who?
There names are Wade and Bob
*Sigh* Should I call the asylum? Again?
+MCepic blaze thats right Doctor who
As you see, caboose, church, and tucker, are trying to kill a monster in the middle of the woods
Lol RvB, and Caboose/Church would be Mark as there my favourite(s).
Have you wondered why we are here?
baxkill yeah why did God bring us here and why were we created..... (this is Griff BTW)
who?
+EliteGhostSkills WalkThroughsGameplaysAndMore what. I meant why are they in these woods.
I am so glad to see the trio back together again. It really shows how good of friends Mark, Wade, and Bob are.
+Connor Pithie me too, more so with super best friends play. I want a tight knit group of friends to play fight games with!
how honest because i agree
how honest because i agree
did they do videos together before
Therealwarzone Yeah. Like prop hunt, trouble in terrorist town, murder, drunk minecraft, etc. How did you not know? You new to the channel?
"We are gonna take It seriusly this time", that lasted like 3 seconds... I really enjoy Mark's multiplayer videos
Rake's video : "How to Kill markiplier And his friend." xD
XD
Lawl should be a video
Lmao
LMAO! that should be an actual video
rude°^°
Like only for bob's laughter at the beginning
I thought it was Minx at first then I realized, "Nope. there's a shotgun and someone running viciously. it's bob."
lol
+Ambersan22 you seem to make vids
I do u can check out my channel
+Ambersan22 no way bitch
Mark: You can see at the start of this episode, we're already taking this seriously.
30 seconds later
Mark: Me wade, you shut up.
Lol so true
it was sarcastic...
jera ruin i dont even know How to explain that you’re wrong but it was a joke ill say that much
@@JordanCreaser29 i don't see my original comment. Only that i was sarcastic. So i really don't know what i even said...
It's a good Markiplier video when everyone starts laughing 3 seconds in.
Mark! You need to play this with Jack!
yessssssssssssssssssssssss
I agree!
I thought he was gonna be in it, they haven't done a video of just both of them in a while.
+AHS Trash I think they don't want a shit ton of comments being #SEPTIPLIER
Haha, your username made me smile.
How to Kill the Rake:
1) Ask the locals
2) Search for clues in the area
3) 10 HOURS OF ALCHEMY
4) Find its nest
5) Pop up a Quen
6) Slay w/ silver sword
7) Collect trophy and reward
sounds like every skyrim mission ever
Meant to be a Witcher reference..
You ever played skyrim?
A while ago, but I never focused on the quests very much.
How to kill a rake
1. Use a flamethrower
2. Go to the shed and look for a multipronged object with a long handel used for gathering leaves
3. Burn it up.
I've been loving all these collabs lately, especially with Bob and Wade. They are great guys, hilarious guys, and are extremely underrated as RUclipsrs. :) I hope people start realizing how wonderful they are.
they are amazing.It's too bad realizing that these guys have less subs than some stupid channels (no offence but yeah)
Shpat Maloku I agree. There are some people out there that don't deserve the views and subs they get, it's unfortunate.
Too Right:)
IKR THIS is awesome!!
I agree they are really underrated :c
The beginning is so magical 😂😂😂
Mark's laugh is funnier than the jokes.
Your chin is bigger than his channel
+TurtlePowderPow why are you being mean?
+TurtlePowderPow Daamn
Triggered lol
+TurtlePowderPow lol roasted
13:25 youre welcome and have a nice day
10:28 Bob sounds like Jacksepticeye
thought it was him!!!
Emma Richter I saw this comment and then it happened while I was watching XD
Emma Richter and on 4:27
Aidan Morgan Omg he does! XD
Emma Richter. yup
Mark: We are taking this much more seriously!
Wade: Nope!
Bob: How do you use this shot gun?
mark please do more rake multiplayer! make a series out of this!
There's not much to this game aside from killing the rake, it'd get old so fast that it needs to stay done. If they did anything for the game I could see him doing something like that.
I imagine it'll only become a series when the game's finished. There isn't much to it so far.
And considering how it was abandoned, it won't be finished.
I've probably rewatched the beginning-1:56 about 100 times now XD
Me too xD I am laughing so hard!
Same! So much for taking the game seriously this time! Also, I LOVE Bob's laugh!
I didn't find it so funny... Help me
Me 2 lol
omg saaammmeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How to kill the rake: get friendz, get gunz n' traps, one as bait - bait run on roof. RAKE BROKEN! SHOOT IIIIIIT!
Lmao
nah the real way to do it is to grab a couple of friends, get guns and cameras and traps, then just f**k around doing pointless stuff
I recon u right
Lmfao
....Undyne Dreemurr......who the hell thinks this is even remotely possible?
Me: *realizes the sound at **3:46** is the same sound that happens to be the background noise in Welcome To The Game*
WeLl sHiT
oOf
anyone else love marks laugh
I read that at 3:08 and it was the dopiest laugh ever. Yes I do love it 😂❤️
I love marks laugh
Manuel Gomes yep sooo agree! 😀😁😂
FIRE/ICE DRAGON PAMELA I Laughing like marikiplier too huhuhuhhuhu :D
no DUH XD
Mark: this time we're gonna take it REAL seriously
Mark: *spends half the video giggling like a child*
How to kill the rake, let it rust
Ba dum tsssshhhh
ha
Lol 😁
soo smart
Wow 😂
noone:
Mark's guy: *sees into the pits of hell for two minutes and suffers unimaginable horrors*
Mark should've recognized that scream. its SCP-096's
Ikr
+michael angley nice profile picture
is that shy guy?
shy guy? He makes me shudder every time I pass him,
I was going to say that on Bob,s video of this. That's awesome!
What if the Rake is just a rejected Pokémon.
That'd be so sad
Then throw a pokeball at it! Or kill it, whatever you want.
Rake is BuriedAlive confirmed! XD
Buryman.
Fuk you pokèmon is bad I ate them all
The Rake "Slenderman With Guns"
😢
This comment says it has six replys I only see one
kids with guns
Saying this in 2020: love the interactions between them. Amazing+wholesome.
Of everything I watched I always come back to this and bigfoot something about it just never gets old
The video title seems like how *HowToBasic* would title his videos.
Yeah, i agree
true
*indeed
eggdeed
Egg-reed.
the rake looks like a alien
i agree
an*
I agree
he's a humanoid
The rake is an alien
How to survive the rake.
You dont.
true.
One00% Accurate
+Peanut Butter Truffle i love your pic man only if i had money to buy shit like that
hope spend shows up.
no, you just stand on a roof and he'll run in circles and then you can just shoot him
The sound at 6:34 was SCP-096 starting to rage.
[REDACTED] [SCP:F SLAV ZONE] TRUE SLAV THE RAKE isn't SCP 096
@@_starr_ wow. you're really hung up on this aren't you? this is the 3rd comment with nonsense from you
not starting, when he is in rage, his "start" sounds like gurgling
...I wonder if SCP Containment Breach is still being developed.
what?
+Austin Payne He's wondering if SCP Containment Breach is still in development.
Not anymore. But the source code is available on GitHub and the game itself. Plus its basically finished now.
github.com/Regalis11/scpcb
AlphaRoughneck I wonder how many more millenniums it will take for Half-Life 3 comes out.
i wanted one of them to be rake!
Dracove 694 its not complete so they can't
Oh...
v-v)
T^T. T R I G G R E D
Dracove CR mee t
"Mark & Wade: *Laughing at the success of their douchery*" Markimoos captions never ceases to amuse me
I have headphones and volume is Max wish me luck
God speed my friend,
God speed
hi MAX
Ooohhh good luck
This was the last time they were seen
@//Nickle Toxins\\ *salute intensifies*
Mark: Oh look I found a piggy!
Me: wHat brEed of doG is tHat
true,true.
itsh a hellpig (hellhound and a pig) cuz if u look at its skin its undead
lol! he said it was a piggy but u like what type of dog is that! LOL!
Bob's laugh gives me life xD
No it doesn't.
It gives you death
Well... Holy bleeding starlight, that changed direction very quickly!
+Child Of Forgotten Dreams I know right?
+Child Of Forgotten Dreams lol
4:23 lmao they tricked Bob! XD
I love when mark finds the pig bobs first reaction is “can i kill it?”
I knew that they were going to lure poor Bob into that jump scare.
It was expected, but I couldn't help but secretly hope they would do that since the start. lol
Once they neared those towers, I was like, "Get Bob up there." lol
Is this a horror game or a horror comedy game?
Alastor Fate I know this comments old but, it was meant to actually be scary. As you can see they failed miserably.
I need to agree, but for new horror players this is scary for them. My friend was so stressed and scared when we played it (He is new to horror)
Alastor Fate both
😐
With mark it's always a comedy
They're eating her! Then they're going to eat me! OOOOOOHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOODDDDD
The acting in that movie is amazing 👍
8:40 hahahaha you got the reference XD
+HunterZed It's a running joke in my group of friends
I get it xD
NIGBOG IS GOBLIN SPELLED BACKWARDS
In my opinion, this was one of the funniest videos mark ever uploaded. It’s 2020 and it’s STILL funny!
the start was hella funny
I absolutely love Bob's laugh! xD
I am a new subscriber, and GOD I regret every second that I spent without subscribing to your channel, you are like the funniest king of gaming! And I like your personality very much, being yourself and not trying to mimic being funny like many other do! I hope this message reaches to you!
Like you are the only one I've ever felt that you don't force in cringy and cheesy jokes
Welcome to the Markiplier family
Welcome to The Best community ;)
Welcome to The MarkiawesomeRandomStuffPOtatoDoggoCatums Fam Fam XDD
+DeadWire33 yea
everytime they bend their backs, I always say to myseld
*_"BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?!!?"_*
How DARE YOU SHOW HOW TO EAT GUNS
I AM SUING FOR 9 QUINTILLION DOLLARS
There, there Rake. Now everyone knows to buy an RV. Your only weakness. :)
get a life
Who?
Who?
and here we say the epileptic fuck known as "gardening tool" getting triggered
I'm dead brugh. Lmao 13:31
Nobody gives a shit
SaneThunder1060 sol now listen here jackass
SaneThunder1060 sol Xd true
Saucy German131 so what now?
“Brugh”
6:14 mark: we go left.. left is the other cave
Mark again: *goes straight right*
very impressive but.... can you kill the shovel?
wait wrong channel
Ashley Games!! What
As a kiddy once said: "There is no spoon." Dunno nothin' bout' no shovel though... Never was much into Pokemon.
Why no Bobble cam !? :(
:(
no more diabetic cam :(
+Odd Taco Diabetic ??
+Odd Taco well aren't you a little douchebag?
+Odd Taco do that's mean like really mean bob can't help it
the start was so flippin funny!
I love Bob's laugh so much
Wade is married to the rake why else does it always hit him
I think I read that wrong??
Wade cheated on it
Venomous the wolf O_o
Someone tell Molly the bad news
wait a damn minute WHAT 😂
He should do this with bob jack and wade
Agreed
true
fuck no jack. i like jack but i love the old crew better. only mark bob and SHUT UP WADE
No with wade jack and Felix
Jack is the shit. Not shit...THE shit.
Is it just me, or can Jacksepticeye be heard at 10:28??? "OH JEEZ, IT'S HERE!"
it's probably bob or wade
+The Unknown Hmmm....I guess you're right. lol
It was Bob
LovingandCaring okiedokie
its Jack in Mark's bedroom ;) Septiplier away!
Bob's laugh can cure cancer :D
No one:
Marks guy: screams like SCP-096 for no discernable reason whatsoever.
True
Facts
Here's is a treat for you all!
2:58-Rake attacks either Wade or Bob
3:52-Rake jumpscare
5:40-Disturbing noises
6:33-Marks character starts yelling out of no where
7:00-"Scary" noises
9:37-Louder "Scary " noises
10:27 Either Wade or Bob start yelling
Thanks for the warning (:
😇 bless you😇
We need to make this safe..Er..
Hellos welcome to the safe zone! In here you will learn jump scare times and a cafe with free food
We have many treats..pick yours 🍏🍌🍒🌶🧀🍔🌮🍣🍘🍦🍭🍺🍾🍶🍻🍫🍰🍢🍱🌯🍟🍗🌽🍑🍉🍎🍐🍇🍍🍠🍖🌭🍜🍛🍡🎂🍿🍷🍸🍩🍧🍙🍲🍕🍤🍯🍅🍓🍊☕️🍵🍪🍬🍹🍼🍨🍚🍝🍚🍝🍳🍞🍆🍈🍋 there
+Farhan saadoun *takes num nums* 🍐🍉🍕☕
Thanks :))
At the start of the video *Mark and Wade make jokes while Bob is just sitting there dying of laughter* I swear it's so funny when Bob laughs
"We're going to take it more seriously from here on in."
Yeah, right xD
This was one of those videos i always revisited whenever it crossed my mind, this was just so funny, still is
Same
At 0:04, mark just burst into laughter when he saw bob and wade going across the screen looking up lol XD
Mark should play Welcome to the Game! :)
Yes!!! I told him to!
omg yass
*play
no
This game is too much boring i don'T recommend it personally.
Who would imagine 6 years time that Bob is having a kid!
Mark's most unsettling laugh is as follows:
"Euuueuuhuuu" as seen at 0:08
it looks like an alien.....not the rake....
Mallory White true actually not it looks like a piece of shit
NICE PROFILE PICTURE🤩
I know right but The Rake uglier
It is big foot hanuted big foot
@@1corridor2stages ???
YOU. THERE. IN THE PANTS. STOP HIDING IN THE COMMENTS.
here is your free coffee, muffins located to the right. Have a nice day sir.
lol am un fone dum fuq
I spelled like that because I'm "Nardo"
XD
Oh and also I'm wearing shorts xD
God damn it I was so close XD
The first 1 minute and 44 seconds Wade was laughing like mad and I was doing the same.
Yo! no lie that thumbnail almost killed me! lol
haha
That's the rake from Everyman Hybrid (go watch it amazing )
you die?
+Greg. Clagane wow
ikr
1:15 - 1:52 bob's laugh made me so happy
Markipliers laugh always makes me smile when I'm having a bad day and I'm always having a bad day
rip
Same feeling bro
Chance aww sorry
Chance why the fuck you LIE
Chance ha ha That’s too bad go get a life you bum and just forget about it.
Sucks for uuuuu
i just realize this trio is the ed edd n eddy trio.
Mark is Eddy. ("Narcissistic"")
Bob is DD (Smart one)
Wade is Ed ("dumb" one - one bullied most LMAO)
Jack is Kevin
"DORKS!"
1:29 IS THAT TAKING SERIOUS
Cruising
So that's what happens when Wade disobeys Markiplier's order to SHUT UP! 😆
wade is the nurse confirmed
wade is deer confirmed
Wade is wade
Hey, I got a question. Is anyone else not scared of horror games but hate scary movies or is that just me.
used to be me when i was young i was like PFFT NOT EVEN SCARY except when horror movies FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT
Yeah I will gladly watch horror games but when horror movies come out I'm like nope
It's the other way around for me
I'm the oppisite
Neither scare me. I'm just too desensitized.
That intro 😂😂 i fking can't 😂
the rake is in my opinion one of the best creepy pastas and scary creatures, I want a movie made about it
For me the rake itself isn't scary but the sudden jumping of it gets me.....
Brendamania I can understand but it's those two fucking eyes that get me, and the fact it has the mauling capabilities of a bear. And the fact it's a stalker. he'd make a great monster movie
Yes. And at the end the use it on a ladder.
the rake used to terrify me
Oh my your scared of it hohoho ho! Ho hooooooo!
I Always take advice from Mark !
That's why I'm in prison
Lmao
.-.
niceeeeeeeeeeeee
Lol
um..
I liked Bob's laugh! xD!!
I miss this series
15:26 It looks like Mark is looking over at Wade in disapproval.