The Lucas & Jacob Drama Hotline | The Bro Show Podcast
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
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The guy who called just to thirst over Jacob 😭 thank you for keeping that in
“that’s my winter” “i don’t really believe in spring” i love that you guys are your own people
Hey, bros!!!! bros, you have done it again - constantly raising the bar for us all - and doing it flawlessly!!! I’d say I’m surprised but I know who you are. I’ve seen it up close and personal. Bro, you make me so proud, and I love you!! Happy holidays!!!
AMEN
YES
MY MOM IS SO IMPRESSED SHE SAYS “you were on FREDS SHOW???”
I loved your voicemail!!! ❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭
@@desdemonathomas511 tysm 😭😭 im shaken to the core to this day
'telephone poles are embarrassing' bestie i completely agree
winter starts when when it’s cold and ends when it’s not 💁🏻♂️
i literally think things to myself all the time (i live alone so i swear i’m not saying it out loud lol) and then i get ads, recommended videos, commercials. IT’S TERRIFYING!!! i’m convinced they’re in our brains 😫
OMGGGGGG IM SHITTING MYSELF RN THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INCLUDING MY VOICEMAIL
I just know this is gonna be a good one
Okay, Anna’s voicemail… I love you! I hope they do get drunk lol!
The only thing I know that’s going to get me through working on this fine Tuesday
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THAT MY VOICEMAIL IS IN HERE
BAHAHAH
I think w skinny jeans it’s all about if u think something looks good wear it with confidence. I was wearing skinny jeans back in like 2003 when a guy in anything tight was super taboo. people yelled slurs at you and some teachers would even make you go home and change! I had to buy girl jeans to even get close to skinny jeans and they were still like flared bell bottom cus early 2000’s fashion was... anyways, I would take them in and taper them myself. gen z’s don’t know the half of the struggle w people judging you if you want to dress differently. the spirit of punk (where I think skinny jeans came from) was always being unapologetically yourself, and that lives on!
Love you guys! Always enjoy the LL photo on the wall. It always reminds me not to mess with Kombucha. Trying to live a crime free life here in Iowa.
Lucas, your Cinderella xmas sweater is everything!! Love it!
I laugh every time the bros just abruptly end the voicemail while the person is still going
Literally thank you so much
Some live for the weekend, I live for tuesdays
I love that guy simping for Jacob hahaha so cute
Yes it happens to me when I think about it and Google / insta / yt/ then I get ads for it
“If it got to that point where it’s like threading my mind I’d be like ‘sis’”
omg i said the same thing abt people on twitter saying its gonna be like march 2020 all over again.. stop putting that out there into the world!!
Yea like pls stop manifesting 😭
Love the Pod so much! I have a question for Lucas - why have you stopped saying "welcome back to the chan chan" on your channel? 😱
Is the last bro of the week going to be the bro of the week forever ? Iconic
the girl who hates her grandma they said "i know" when they were like omg
Ikkkk i heard it and i was like omg i was lowkey connecting with them😧
Happy holidays bro show 💕 you didn’t get to my voicemail this time but hopefully soon 🥺 let us know what you got for Christmas on the next pod y’all 🧚🏼♀️
y’all i live in Iowa and last year in August there was a scary crazy wind thunderstorm. I’m glad this storm we just had wasn’t as bad as the 2020 storm. A tree fell on my garage and cars when that bad storm happpened 😭😭😭 literally so terrified of storms
Hey boo boo Lucas you said it’s mid winter but winter actually starts today happy winter solstice babes
That wind storm was so bizarre.
Yo bros! It is legal in Texas to “paddle” kids as discipline, at least in the part of Texas where I’m at but the parents have to give written consent to the school to be able to do that to their kids. I’m originally from Utah and my parents permanently moved to Texas almost 2 years ago and I help my mom register my little brother for school by translating and when I saw one of the registration papers saying if the “parent gives consent” for the student to be paddled I asked my mom if she have consent to it and she just laughed like if it was the funniest and dumbest thing she’d ever heard and said no💀
I like cell phone towers because I inherited some land with one on it and all the phone companies have to pay rent to me to use it.
How much do you get?? I’m intrigued!
I cooked a pound of bacon in a microwave in a small alternative school, 11th grade. I guess it was confident lol
I love you, guys!!
Doesn't feel like christmas for me because I have covid and will be alone. At least I have your podcast and videos to keep me company 🥲
Im right there with you Dee :/ don’t worry there’s always next year!
@@annageracoulis yes you are so right, gotta look at the positives. Hope you're feeling ok ❤️
Fall does not exist here in SD either. Lol it’s 6 months of winter, 2 months of spring, 3 months of summer, and 1 month of fall.
I will be a skinny Jean legend FoREVER HOS
Wasn't there an episode with an actress in modern family that sold vibration tattoo stuff with hayley.
I remember the cornucopia 😭😭😭
I know someone who did the fruit diet and then they became diabetic.😬 I guess it has something to do with the natural sugar.
I graduated hs in 2017 and people would always start tea pages on Instagram but they would chicken out and never post anything. They’d make a big deal and get everyone to follow and then never post any tea
Or they just didn't have any tea lol
Okay but I’m in for skinny jeans going out because ever since I was about 7 I could never wear regular jeans if clothes fit weird I get overstimulated and skinny jeans are the only things I can wear so let the price drop PLEASEEEE! Jeans are too damn expensive
me eating a caniac combo while watching this (this has happened multiple times idk if i eat canes a lot or if y’all talk about canes a lot or both)
week 35 of me asking for an asmr episode of the podcast🤞💕
Love you both, Merry Christmas!!
💓🎄🧝♀️🎁🤶🏻🎅🏻🎁🧝♂️🎄💓
OMG YAS FRUIT IS OVERRATED (except for watermelon)
I feel like if you only ate fruit for a week you'd probably just have diarrhea the whole time lol
I love you guys
Guys it's 11° C here it's cold af in here I'm using a heater to stay warm
the way my soul directly relates to the last voice mail wya ily
In nyc, started kindergarten I'm 2005 , we got beat in school. The boys had it worse. It was a "west Indian-american" school
mid-winter.. that's only the beginning lmao 😢
That undercooked bacon 🥓 was probs why she always had diarrhea
Love you guys hahaha I’m here because of Fred🙈🍻💖🥂🍹🎄💕xoxox
Its ok Jacob, I thought August was the summer bc if the calendar in 1st grade but everyone here disagrees with me cuz they say it's cold here in August 🥲
"Happy mid-winter"
it's literally the first day of winter 😩✋
I live in a small town in Oklahoma and every year when we get are enrollment forms one of the pages ask you if you would allow your child to get spanked 😂😭 and your supposed to sign if you are ok with them 😂 my mom never signs it tho thankfully
about the tea pages im i’m highschool and my school has an account for tea,bathrooms,emos, sleeping, and the parking lot
being a picky eater isnt fun i hate it 😔 i wanna love sauce
Thank you
The Southern Accent thing might actually be part of the spelling mishap. Also the first voicemail is so funny!
first call basically read a viral tweet to yall lmfao
In like a lion out like a lamb
How dare you insult spring, my favorite season! I am fortunate to have no allergy's so I have a heads up.
they do have acess to yoyr search my teacher looked up watches and the next day we was getting adds about watches for sale amd stuff
Jacob, you're not alone about the winter months confusion. I am also a Pisces, born March 4th in Minnesota and I was also raised as a Jehova's Witness so we didn't celebrate any holidays including our birthdays. This resulted in me not being super confident about relating memories to times of the year. But I distinctly recall telling my friends in elementary school one day about how I was born during the biggest snow storm of that year (1985, so I'm significantly older than you.....lol) and when they asked my birthday they all started questioning and teasing me that I must be lying because March was "the start of spring" so apparently I couldn't possibly be born during a snow storm..... let alone the biggest one that year. Naturally, as a kid, I felt super embarrassed that I "didn't know my seasons" and I figured I must have been wrong somehow. But looking back those kids were a bunch of dumb ass bullies.....lol. 🤣🤣🤣 Like dude, we live in MINNESOTA, so ya.... March is winter! 🤣 Basically if we're talking weather and you live in the Midwest, then winter is FOR SURE from November - March. And that's during the lucky years. October has seen winter plenty of years and most Halloweens kids have to be in full on winter gear while trick or treating. Likewise, April can also be very much still winter and there's been many of Midwestern children searching the back yard for Easter eggs with snow in the ground and winter coats on. Typically if winter starts early it'll end early and vise versa. So hopefully we don't have snowstorms all the way from October through April, but it's totally possible when you live where I live. Also, those kids weren't even right on a logical level based on the calendar.....lol. Anyway, I think this could be a difference of realism verses idealism or just blatant stubborn denial.....lol. With that said, I'm a total sucker for the Mandela Effect because for me personally there are SO MANY things that are it of wack, not just the well known things. And it does not seem logical for it to simply be a case of misremembering, since if that were the case I feel like my whole life could easily be a lie. There are fundamental memories that don't add up for me and lots of other people too, and at age 36 I can honestly say that it's not a lifelong thing but has only been noticeable in my life the last handful of years. Anyway, I'm cool with it regardless.....lol..... I'm just "convinced" at this point that we're in a simulation or the government has been time traveling and fucking up little things with their missteps. 🤣 Or I'm just dumb and starting getting dementia in my late 20's/early 30's.......lol.
5:12 i was looking away for a second and i thought lucas got possessed by a demon
Never have I ever clicked so fast 💨
57:57
33:31 i think he was trolling
42:09 not y’all calling Northern Ireland Northern England 🥴😆
Anna (Ana?) Telling people to get drunk? (Some people are mean drunks, and some people have alcoholic genetics . . .) And aren't we just as bad as homophobes when we're mulletphobes? I mean maybe some people are genetically prone to be geeky and unfashionable. Didn't we decide people can't help their phobias?!
LMFAOO IM THE MULLET STORY HAHAHAHAHS
Im doing keto and I'm trying not to be that annoying person who's pushing it on every one else lol!
Jacob is kinda dumb but cute!!!
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@@lindsaybayless1861 I meant that as a compliment.
@@bryanponce5560 that’s called a backhanded compliment
Lucas why do you care what other people eat? lol literally doesn’t affect you at all
because its musty
i dont think it was that serious
i can’t watch this, the talk about seasons actually made me angry