Skatetown, USA (trailer)

The third installment in Satan's unholy trilogy of godawful Eighties roller disco flicks meant to destroy mankind's collective sense of good taste. Naturally, I could not possibly recommend this movie any more highly. Let's just quickly run down the cast list, shall we? Flip Wilson, Ruth Buzzi, Billy Barty, Scott "Chachi" Baio, Maureen "Marsha Brady" McCormick, Ron "Horseshack" Palillo, Judy Landers, Patrick Swayze, Len Bari, Murray Langston, Melissa Sue Anderson...jesus, my fingers are exhausted. All in polyester blends, all with feathered hair, and all making with the whole disco roller boogie thing. Sadly, until Sony finally decides to pony up the money to license the music from the soundtrack (will never happen) this stunning trailer is all we gots.