Him rhyming "day" and "infinitay" in this song just vindicates me and half of the dumb things I sing to people at work which means I'm going to inevitably lean even harder into my sassy day-to-day bullshit.
Agreed! Songs like h.y.c.y.bh or artifactial inteligence were masterpiece by meaning of lyrics, but this one has something different in it, it's just so good to listen
Being a 7 on a good day is pretty high praise. Then once you add the, “you aren’t that grotesque, really, if you existed in a vacuum,” they might think it’s a love letter
Anyone else get ridiculously excited by a full length version of this? A 4 minute version of this jam would keep me from having to hit repeat so many times on this fucking masterpiece.
Thanks for making me laugh Tom. I lost a parent a few weeks ago and quite honestly I was just crying before watching this. Your songs have given me a smile more than once throughout all of this.
I have a theory. This man sits down for 10 minutes screaming shit into a mic and then blacks out for six hours editing and we get these masterpieces. (btw I’ve watch so many of your videos and I love all of them so freaking much keep it up :)
While I’m always in favor of full songs because the more Tom the better, I like that when Tom does do short ones lately he often gets them over the 1 minute mark for shorts so he can get money from it. Not being sarcastic, I genuinely think Tom deserves all the money and more because his songs are not only phenomenal musically, but also have both clever and funny lyrics. And then then once you add in the production/visuals (I can’t even imagine how many different takes are required, sometimes to be layered at once, sometimes in different parts of the room, sometimes even different outfits/characters, different instruments, etc and then the nightmare editing must be. Plus him being kind enough to include captions, many times displayed creatively/uniquely on the screen) it’s just insane. He has so much talent and brings so much joy to us that it’s nice he can make a living helping us all. (And in more reasons to dislike the clock app, he’s mentioned that Australians don’t get paid on it for whatever reason, so he only/mainly has RUclips)
It’s so true! We all appreciate the music but it takes all this other stuff too. Idk about shorts or 1 minute stuff or how that makes money but I hope he gets lots.
@@fancifuldevices this may be too detailed for you and I'm certainly not an expert, but if you wanna know, here is some of what I have read and been told: Many creators have said RUclips shorts aren't monetized so even if he gets millions of views for a short, he doesn't get money from it for whatever stupid reason. but it works out for many creators because they put tiktok stuff as shorts and they make the money on tiktok then use the shorts for exposure. but since austrialia isn't currently included in the tiktok creator's fund, he can't get money from that but even the creator's fund doesn't pay that well per view [but i've heard tom gets millions of views so he'd do better than many if he was able to be in the fund], so a lot of tiktokers do brand deals and consulting and stuff. I wouldn't care if tom did brand stuff as long as he gets paid well and we get a song out of it, but he's said before that he doesn't really like to do them (which I respect cuz I'm not a huge fan of a typal "influencer"). but he said in some interview that he was able to make a living off of youtube because he gets paid for his normal videos [non-shorts], which are any ones that aren't in the separate shorts category [and I know this one has to be because at the moment, shorts have to be below 1 minute long]
@@Aimu1 sorry, I didn't mean to be condescending at all. I more meant that you may not care because it's a youtube comment and people often don't like long ones
I think this just might be my favorite song of yours, I like to come back here and sing along when I’ve had a bad day. Gives me a real confidence boost! The parts like 0:37 are especially my favorites, so damn catchy! Keep on, man!
Reminds me so much of The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room) by Flight of the Conchords except not romantic and more chaotic. I love it so much, what a banger
This is a song for all the passive aggressive sassy friends that love to make fun of their friends. Ik it's specific but it's so funny! The sass, the energy, the confidence! I love it!
tom I watched this before my interview yesterday and it put a massive smile on my face and I got the job! thanks for your delightful dumb shit I love it and you got me a job with absolutely no help from me so congrats man your music is magic xx
Ok Tom Tom, please make this song as long as possible!!!! Remix this for another 3-4 minutes PLEASE!!! I was grooving so hard to this while laughing my ass off. Love you brother. Keep that fire coming you .53 from infinite genius! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Three videos in relatively the same time?? Tom your on a roll! Haha Always a pleasure seeing notifications from your channel Tom keep up the amazing work as always ❤
i want to take the melody progression of the "if you existed in a vaccuum" line and inject it into my veins. i have lost track of how many times i've replayed that five second clip.
BEGGING for a full version of this to be on the next EP or whatever you end up making. This song FUCKS 🔥🔥🔥Fantastic job as always! EDIT: WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THIS COMMENT GOT 🔥69🔥 LIKES??? I WAS WATCHING THIS SONG FOR (probably) THE 69TH TIME 🤟🏻🔥🤟🏻🔥🤟🏻🔥
I am so glad to have found your music. Love your songs and love harassing my coworkers with these unexpected gems they didn't know they needed in their lives.
My guy you gotta start putting these bangers on spotify. It's a crime that I can't put this on my playlist, and since you're not a cop you're gonna want to avoid doing those.
The only problem with Tom's songs is that they are so good that you want them to be full length songs, but he just teases us with these 1 to 2 min songs...
I can’t say I’ve ever been called ugly by a guy with his shirt tucked into his tracksuit pants until now
I offer many unique experiences, stick around
First time for everything.
@@tomcardy1 "unique" certainly describes the experiences ive had on this channel
A Motörhead shirt, no less.
don't forget the socks and sandals, that's half the look
Tom's stache and hair combo are growing more cop worthy by the day. That 'stache is nearly on the "Sergeant" level by now.
He's not a cop though.
@@JJOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I think that he's a cop
@@JJOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Sounds like something a cop would say.
@@JJOOOOSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Why does he have those guns?
@@P-K-P They're business related.
“Your a 7 on a good day and I’m a .53 away from infinity” is such a good line
The audacity he shows to rhyme those 2 words is also perfect for the line
“You aren’t that grotesque really if you existed in a vacuum” lol I’m dying 😂. Great song, Tom, as always
His lyrics are so uniquely and creatively funny
i dunno, i think i look better when i'm not in a vacuum... in both senses
Him rhyming "day" and "infinitay" in this song just vindicates me and half of the dumb things I sing to people at work which means I'm going to inevitably lean even harder into my sassy day-to-day bullshit.
Lean even harder in your bullshit everday
Tom vindicates your want to be sassay~
The immediately rhyming both of them with “comparative-lay”
well, I would say the ".53" is what the rhyme is with "infinity"
After being rejected on a first date the other day cause she was " not into my physical vibe". This song resonates loud.
that's gotta be among the worst ways to reject someone i can think of 😭 who SAYS that dude??
@@honeycomb937 "worst she can say is no"
Tom is trying not to smile as he sings "I'm a hot 10, we could be friends, but I would be the hot one", but it just can't be contained
_MUSICALLY_ one of my favorites from you, ever. Goes so damn hard, hella catchy as always. This song was a hot 12.
IKR! This is such a short gem! It positively _flows_.
*(Relatively)
Agreed! Songs like h.y.c.y.bh or artifactial inteligence were masterpiece by meaning of lyrics, but this one has something different in it, it's just so good to listen
Same. The lyrics for this one are also perfectly relatable. Masterpiece.
I’d even go as far as to say it’s .53 from infinity
After a tough day, you see notification from Tom, it makes you smile, and then you watch the video and like "yes, thank you for reality check, mate"
This is so catchy. I want to share this directly with friends, but feel like they would be insulted.
Being a 7 on a good day is pretty high praise. Then once you add the, “you aren’t that grotesque, really, if you existed in a vacuum,” they might think it’s a love letter
Anyone else get ridiculously excited by a full length version of this? A 4 minute version of this jam would keep me from having to hit repeat so many times on this fucking masterpiece.
No like legit absolutely would love that. I honestly think 0:37 could be made into some bangers
Thank you, Tom, for blessing us with another relatable masterpiece.
Now, which part to you relate to :D ?
@@Kick0a0cat the fugly one :(
@@Kick0a0cat the being ugly (releatively)
Relatable as being ugly or as being the most beautiful thing that existed on this earth? 😂
tom's songs are just tons of one liners mashed together into a full on masterpiece
This goes way too hard for a one minute song. One of those where I'm really hoping for an extended version eventually like we got with Business Man.
Thanks for making me laugh Tom. I lost a parent a few weeks ago and quite honestly I was just crying before watching this. Your songs have given me a smile more than once throughout all of this.
My condolences for you loss
H. Y. C. Y. B. H.
@@colinblau6119 finding a deceased or missing parent U.Y.B.H would be very traumatic 😅
@@colinblau6119 you actual f****** savage 😂
My condolences, hope you have time and space to grieve
I have a theory. This man sits down for 10 minutes screaming shit into a mic and then blacks out for six hours editing and we get these masterpieces.
(btw I’ve watch so many of your videos and I love all of them so freaking much keep it up :)
Okay, but the instrumental of this alone is already amazing.
Australian music is a culturally important industry that must be preserved and expanded
Totally agree
I will not accept this as a full version, it's too good to be only one minute long.
"I'm a .53 away from infinity" is such a good line though.
To be fair, i think Tom has been getting very slightly hotter with every video while i remain at the same level of hotness I've always been
While I’m always in favor of full songs because the more Tom the better, I like that when Tom does do short ones lately he often gets them over the 1 minute mark for shorts so he can get money from it. Not being sarcastic, I genuinely think Tom deserves all the money and more because his songs are not only phenomenal musically, but also have both clever and funny lyrics. And then then once you add in the production/visuals (I can’t even imagine how many different takes are required, sometimes to be layered at once, sometimes in different parts of the room, sometimes even different outfits/characters, different instruments, etc and then the nightmare editing must be. Plus him being kind enough to include captions, many times displayed creatively/uniquely on the screen) it’s just insane. He has so much talent and brings so much joy to us that it’s nice he can make a living helping us all. (And in more reasons to dislike the clock app, he’s mentioned that Australians don’t get paid on it for whatever reason, so he only/mainly has RUclips)
It’s so true! We all appreciate the music but it takes all this other stuff too. Idk about shorts or 1 minute stuff or how that makes money but I hope he gets lots.
@@fancifuldevices this may be too detailed for you and I'm certainly not an expert, but if you wanna know, here is some of what I have read and been told:
Many creators have said RUclips shorts aren't monetized so even if he gets millions of views for a short, he doesn't get money from it for whatever stupid reason. but it works out for many creators because they put tiktok stuff as shorts and they make the money on tiktok then use the shorts for exposure. but since austrialia isn't currently included in the tiktok creator's fund, he can't get money from that
but even the creator's fund doesn't pay that well per view [but i've heard tom gets millions of views so he'd do better than many if he was able to be in the fund], so a lot of tiktokers do brand deals and consulting and stuff. I wouldn't care if tom did brand stuff as long as he gets paid well and we get a song out of it, but he's said before that he doesn't really like to do them (which I respect cuz I'm not a huge fan of a typal "influencer").
but he said in some interview that he was able to make a living off of youtube because he gets paid for his normal videos [non-shorts], which are any ones that aren't in the separate shorts category [and I know this one has to be because at the moment, shorts have to be below 1 minute long]
@@noodle3218 How to start a sentence in a condescending way "this may be too detailed for YOU".
@@Aimu1 sorry, I didn't mean to be condescending at all. I more meant that you may not care because it's a youtube comment and people often don't like long ones
I also like this because I really hate shorts, just in general.
Bruh 0:49, the end of that line helped me truly appreciate how much of a bop this was. Lyrical genius really
There is so much serotonin packed into this minute, I’m not even mad that Tom (rightly) called me fugly, relatively.
"I'm a hot 12 (...) I'm a .53 away from infinity"
Chernobyl lowering the control rods be like
Not great, not terrible
This one has to have one of the best flows I've ever heard in your songs, fantastic as always Mr Cardy 👌👌
I really love that song, not ironically, please add this one on spotify.
i thought this was going to be a "you only look ugly to you" song, or a "your just not your type". i was pleasantly surprised
I'm so excited whenever one of these 1 minute long songs get posted, cause its a chance for a full length version to be in the next album!!
I think this just might be my favorite song of yours, I like to come back here and sing along when I’ve had a bad day. Gives me a real confidence boost! The parts like 0:37 are especially my favorites, so damn catchy! Keep on, man!
I just love that a person's of such musical caliber uses his powers to make goofy shit. You've made my day so many times sir. Thank you!
Already certified hook classic. My neighboors gotta accept the fact I will play it on a loop for next few weeks
Who knew that the one thing I needed today was for Tom Cardy to tell me I'm (relatively) fugly today. But I guess I did. Thanks Tom great video!
i absolutely love how you can hear tom's smile at 0:08, this is the sole reason i adore this song
Reminds me so much of The Most Beautiful Girl (In The Room) by Flight of the Conchords except not romantic and more chaotic. I love it so much, what a banger
so your songs keep getting put in a RUclips playlist called "children's music" for me so congratulations on finally being child friendly Mr. Cop
Relatively speaking this is a goddamn masterpiece.
how does tom keep coming out with these fleeting shower thoughts remixed into absolute bangers?
thank you for once again dropping a masterpiece.
I'm still waiting on that smokin' joe rudeboy full song though.
One of those relatable scenarios that you can’t talk about.
Thanks, Tom.
Please make a full 3 minutes version of this song the music was so freaking cool
BRB sending this to my sister
This is a song for all the passive aggressive sassy friends that love to make fun of their friends. Ik it's specific but it's so funny! The sass, the energy, the confidence! I love it!
tom I watched this before my interview yesterday and it put a massive smile on my face and I got the job! thanks for your delightful dumb shit I love it and you got me a job with absolutely no help from me so congrats man your music is magic xx
Ok Tom Tom, please make this song as long as possible!!!! Remix this for another 3-4 minutes PLEASE!!! I was grooving so hard to this while laughing my ass off. Love you brother. Keep that fire coming you .53 from infinite genius! ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Aw man, it would be great to have this song on an album!
Oh, goodie.
I needed another bop to get stuck into my head.
No joke, this song is 🔥
That hook tho…. Hella smooth!! Another instant classic! 🔥🔥🔥 Whole song plz?!
Three videos in relatively the same time?? Tom your on a roll! Haha
Always a pleasure seeing notifications from your channel Tom keep up the amazing work as always ❤
"It would be a shame to have to explain to everybody that we meet on the street that I'm not walking my dog" is such a savage line 🤣
Between this song and “H.S”, I’m getting mixed messages
I really needed to hear this message today. Thank you, Tom!
i want to take the melody progression of the "if you existed in a vaccuum" line and inject it into my veins. i have lost track of how many times i've replayed that five second clip.
BEGGING for a full version of this to be on the next EP or whatever you end up making. This song FUCKS 🔥🔥🔥Fantastic job as always!
EDIT: WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THIS COMMENT GOT 🔥69🔥 LIKES??? I WAS WATCHING THIS SONG FOR (probably) THE 69TH TIME 🤟🏻🔥🤟🏻🔥🤟🏻🔥
Seriously man this is one of those songs that needs a full version it's SO catchy.
I am so glad to have found your music. Love your songs and love harassing my coworkers with these unexpected gems they didn't know they needed in their lives.
This is the funkiest way to roast tf out of someone.
I love your videos tom! Donno how many times i watch your videos om repeat
this song slaps (relatively)
My guy you gotta start putting these bangers on spotify. It's a crime that I can't put this on my playlist, and since you're not a cop you're gonna want to avoid doing those.
Thanks man, truly keeping us humble!
Dude this song made me laugh so hard well done yet again Tom
Thanks, Tom. I needed to hear this today!
i cant stop listening to this song on repeat! it's so good!
This is a legit banger, gonna be stuck in my head all week.
Beautiful. I’ve not heard lyrics that poetic since Parton’s Coat Of Many Colours. Well done. 🎉
I love the music Tom, keep it up!
I hate how all you do make memes but they're really high quality. Singing and instrumentals als are very good 😂
this sounds like a song that would be in the end credits of a dreamworks movie
fugly: "ok... you know, you also could've just told me. you always break out in song when something bothers you?"
Tom: "yes"
We need that album drop soon! 👀
thank you tom. my humour is officially now more broken than my heart. keep it up mate
Tom always makes such groovy music, I love it!
The only problem with Tom's songs is that they are so good that you want them to be full length songs, but he just teases us with these 1 to 2 min songs...
I sent this to my friends, with love. This is a “bop” 😝 seriously I’ve been jamming to this nonstop 🤣
a SEVEN on a good day? holy shit, thanks for the confidence boost!
i like this genre of "extremely self-confident comedy song"
How come there’s no extended version of this masterpiece 😮💨
"Let's talk, a 10 to a 10"
"I'm an 11 but alright"
The music in this one, omg. So cool, need more minutes like this, need more songs like this. Why aren't we listening to this sound all day long
Sick groove on this one! Love it!
One heck of a groove. Love it!
This was so fun to watch, TC my dude u could not wipe the smile off ur face 😁👏🏼 go off bish 🔥✨️✨️
This is soo good, would love a full version someday haha!
As a mathematician, the idea of being a finite amount away from infinity just feels so wrong
Short and to the point. Love it ❤️
The pause because the "and you look like... you..." kills me.
Hope this one gets the mixed messages treatment and Tom doubles down on it.
big fan. also that motorhead shirt goes hard af
I want these tracksuit pants with the inscription "visible I'm hot 12"
thanks, i needed to hear that today ;)
You need to do some collabs with Greasy Tales, your voices would be perfect together
I was frustrated and tired after being on hold for an hour and a half then this popped up and now I'm just groovin
I have had this on loop for two hours
".53 away from infinity" is making my nerd brain scream. Well done, sir.
Aside from the absolute savage roasting, this might be my favourite song of yours
The esense of self confidence and im loving it
Can you upload the song to Spotify so I'd get suggestions for other songs about fugly people? (And listen to this particular song endlessly of course)
Yo this is a bop. Full version this one please.
Loving the Motorhead shirt!!