I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest RUclipsr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear elvis
@@johnnyquantum8125 masochist love pain so doesn’t it make more sense for the villain inflicting the pain to be a woman for a mostly straight male audience
Asking "Why is Resident Evil so hot" During a Pandemic Era Is like asking a Medieval Dark Age peasants on why they suddenly have sex dreams about a plague doctor
FUN FACT: the vampire lady from RE VIII seems to be based on the Japanese folklore legend of the Hachishakusama, a very tall lady, dressed in white with a white hat that hunt and kill children. And yes, there is a couple of hentai made around it.
It's kinda in the name ain't it? Hachisaku means 8 feet tall. Don't ask me why the urban legend uses the imperial system in Japan, a largely metric-based country.
Dear Chris' parents, PLEASE BRING UP THE "CONQUERED GOLIATH" COMMENT TO HIM - ESPECIALLY IF HE'S FOOLISH ENOUGH TO INTRODUCE HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER. Signed, Humanity
@Misogynistic Racist White Cis Nazi Male may the priest's light the way towards one of the best satisfying moments of awkwardness that Chris might experience in his life
I had a roommate cursed with shortness. He refuses to date girls taller than him and is determined to share his curse with his children because they must feel his pain.
Chris on Twitter: I’m a little nervous about this video tomorrow Me then: huh I wonder what controversial political topic he’s diving into here Me now: ohhhhhhhhhh
I paused "Story of a Girl" by the hit band Nine Days to watch this video. It was not worth the time I could've spent listening to "Story of a Girl" by the hit band Nine Days.
A month in and he's already at half of his yearly average! I hope he doesn't release 2 more next month & then just take the year off 😒 Edit: or what Adam Z said
This vampire lady is so big I bet she could drown the whole world if she cried. and I also must say I absolutely adore her smile despite the fact that she looks depressed in photographs
It took me a minute to process the microwaved sock tweet, and it shot my mood from "ten outta ten, need that phat cack" to "four out of ten, please end my suffering".
"In place of a dark lord you would have a queen. Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn. Treacherous as the Sea. Stronger than the foundations of the Earth. All shall love me and despair"
"My jawline is chiselled to the specifications of a Latin god." 9:14 notice how his eye contact immediately inverted to a other wise unspecified location.
As a voluptuous lady in her late thirties who’s into classical dresses and hats.... its nice to be appreciated. Too bad I’m only 5’5”. Plus my mom’s 6’ so this just sucks. 😣
I'm not emotionally invested as of late, similarly to the MCU, I don't really know what more needs to be done. sure you have some more plotlines that came up recently buts it's not really enough to keep me wanting more
Mini series idea: "Is it Hot?" take viewer suggestions for games, movies, books, whatever; go in blind (no research) and sate the internets collective horn by answering the question, is it hot?
Nice Breaking Benjamin reference there, and nice Crash Bash music for the outtro. Also you're right, the horny has become more overwhelming than we could possibly imagine
Ah yes, the newest installment, Resident Evil 8 Mommy Milkies
Alvan
Praise
I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest RUclipsr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear elvis
Pepole ruin Resident Evil - do it, you have no choice ;)
Seeing youtubers that im subbed to comment on each others shit makes me happier than i know it should.
*women exist*
Chris Ray Gun: "Its just like Shadow of the Colossus!"
That is what happens when you challenge Tom Sweeney to a gunfight. He cuts you down a size
“Just like the simulations”
He's lucky
I love that you even know Shadow of the Colossus. I see you're a man of culture as well ~
@@anothercoda3403 Shadow of the colossus is among the most popular, top rated games, so yeah
i was pretty certain that everyone was joking when the whole thing started, and i was joking too......but it isnt really a joke anymore
We all where never joking. Be honest.
It's still funny tho
Imagine not knowing MonsterGirl Hentai was the ultimate destination all along...
How so?
@@iller3 Incredibly based, my fellow person of taste. Monster girl hentai is best hentai.
Tall Woman: Literally kills Player.
Player: That's hot.
_F O R T N I T E_
@@stefanwinter1377 A N D M A R C U S B R O W N L E Y
Self loathing fetish?
"I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me" -Spike Spiegel.
That Shadow of the Colossus analogy was the most legendary short guy flex I've ever heard.
Deadass. I'm a 6' chick over here and when he pulled that segment out I was floored.
Benefits of horny jail:
- no horny
- can't spread covid in solitary confinement
welp, can't argue with that! Of to castrate myself. Watch and lea- *DED*
Who said you be in solitary. Im waiting for you here in gen-pop
Is it really solitary though? I feel like there's a lot of us in here
@@KEYBLADE4BUY2
Not all in the same cell.
Finally, a 10 feet tall mommy goth gf vampire
Not really into that tho lol
Coward
@@Palakarava .o. no
@@KitsuneZF not into what? They deleted their comment.
*Dommy mommy
"Nothing hot about this! Definitely!"
*Is about to get killed*
"-Well..."
Nothing hotter than the sweet release of death.
Truly the greatest form of release
@Alexander Dugins tbfh
[Staring at milkers] "You know, I'm something of a vampire myself."
Good comment
I hate this
@@superbanananinja What, the general RE8 situation?
I’m stealing that
Im dying
“I’m gonna go punish my pelvis” is now in my vocabulary
"You're all too horny" yes, Chris. We are. How can we not be
Blame freaking Japan
@@Darh1407 it is not Japan's fault, it is chris with his perfect jawline
*logs unto twitter*
“SPEAR ME VAMPIRE MOMMY”
*logs off twitter*
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Chad
JusSage *nukes it off of my phone*
Unto lol
*logs back in on alt*
I don’t know what I expected, but I sure as hell wasn’t disappointed
pelvic meat always awake chirs. Always.
It's every day bro with that pelvic meat blood flow
@@Shoxic666 stop
@@lck3160 never
Chirs
In his house in Ry'leh, Cockthulu sleeps dreaming
In the words of the legendary Spike Spiegel: "I love a woman who can kick my ass!"
Well said!
100 likes( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)
this is just because capcom realized that masochistic men are their primary audience
I mean who else play Resident evil
@@johnnyquantum8125 masochist love pain so doesn’t it make more sense for the villain inflicting the pain to be a woman for a mostly straight male audience
All men who play horror games secretly want to be pegged. No, I will not be explaining this position.
@@michaelk9279 You already assumed the position. Why explain it?
@@toolfreak50 🔥🔥🔥
Asking "Why is Resident Evil so hot" During a Pandemic Era
Is like asking a Medieval Dark Age peasants on why they suddenly have sex dreams about a plague doctor
This hit me in the feels in ways that are simultaneously saddening, confusing, and deeply disturbing. Thanks Casper the friendly sock puppet!
....I think it reflects poorly on me, when I'm absolutely certain I've seen sexy female plague doctor rule 34 at some point in my life
@@collinmclaren6608 And by "at some point", you mean "about 15 minutes ago".
Did someone just summoned me ?
@@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009
Yeah
*start running*
FUN FACT: the vampire lady from RE VIII seems to be based on the Japanese folklore legend of the Hachishakusama, a very tall lady, dressed in white with a white hat that hunt and kill children.
And yes, there is a couple of hentai made around it.
Oh indeed there are ... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
thanks
A couple? you can fill up a landfill with those and still spare some for reading later
It's kinda in the name ain't it?
Hachisaku means 8 feet tall. Don't ask me why the urban legend uses the imperial system in Japan, a largely metric-based country.
@@nercksrule imperial japan
We made it to Erotic Horror guys I'm so thrilled
We have progressed as a society
Can you say it is a . . . thriller?
That’s a thing?
Chris Ray Gun: "my fans are stupid."
His fans: "Yes! Talk down to me more!"
I thought this was odd too.
this game did prove that 70% of the gaming community have both height fetish and are full-on masochists : ^)
Dear Chris' parents,
PLEASE BRING UP THE "CONQUERED GOLIATH" COMMENT TO HIM - ESPECIALLY IF HE'S FOOLISH ENOUGH TO INTRODUCE HIS SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
Signed,
Humanity
I second, third and fourth this
@@BionikleFG as I fifth, sixth and seventh it
@Misogynistic Racist White Cis Nazi Male may the priest's light the way towards one of the best satisfying moments of awkwardness that Chris might experience in his life
Doesn't Chris have a girlfriend already?
Scientific proof that Chris can upload quickly if the subject is actually urgent
she's gonna be the first resident evil villain that I chase instead of the other way around
she better run you know what am saying the way she grabs you by the neck
In chancellor palpatine voice: Do it
@@sneedandfeed AGREED 👍🏻
You better be with fly swatter in hand.
>productive member of society
>youtuber
Chris you only get to pick one
Capcom: Stop making rule 34 of our stuff!
Also Capcom: Makes this game.
Mixed signals much?
It's like the e-girls who profit from Onlyfans but then complain about their follower base sexualizing them.
"Conquer a fucking Goliath" I've never been able to describe my attraction to taller girls quite like this.
That felt like a challenge and I have accepted it.
A man of culture
Gotta climb up that booty
Or "Death by Snu Snu"
“My love life has been Shadow of the Colossus for as long as I can remember” As a guy shorter than you, Chris, I felt that
I saw that in my brain. The image is burned in there.
Short dude here too. That whole bit had me rolling.
I had a roommate cursed with shortness. He refuses to date girls taller than him and is determined to share his curse with his children because they must feel his pain.
Short boys are best bois.
same except i'm the colossus lmao
Chris on Twitter: I’m a little nervous about this video tomorrow
Me then: huh I wonder what controversial political topic he’s diving into here
Me now: ohhhhhhhhhh
"I will not bow, I will not break, I will shut the world away"
Ah yes, a man of culture
Is that breaking Benjamin song call I will not bow
@@berthateviis6948 yes.
Lady Dimitrescu: "So we finally meet." *stabs me with her claws*
Me: *smiling* "I had Snu Snu."
“I will not bow, I will not break, I will shut the world away”
Nice
Based and Benjaminpilled
Love that reference
I paused "Story of a Girl" by the hit band Nine Days to watch this video. It was not worth the time I could've spent listening to "Story of a Girl" by the hit band Nine Days.
We all have been there. Noone will give us back the time we have not been listening to "Story of a Girl" by the hit band Nine Days.
So here's the thing. I genuinely can't tell if this is just a meme or not, cause I was *actually* doing exactly that. xD
Hey y'all ever heard that song "Story of a Girl" by Nine Days? Shit slaps.
RE8: (Creates a tall vamp lady with mommy milkers)
Horny Police: Looks like we got our work cut out for us.
They have more work than Leon in RE2.
I swear, even if it means having the daughter become a vampire. Death By Snu Snu from Big Goth GF better be one of the endings.
This guy really did just reference two god tier songs under the span of 5 seconds at 8:49 what a legend
"Why is Resident Evil so hot?"
It's Japan. That's all you need to know.
God bless Japan.
Yes
Better question, why does Japan nearly always cast European people?
@@ballsynigga9774
Them nukes helped I guess damn
I love Japan
WTF IS THIS CHRISTOPHER RAYMUNDO GUNFORD?
Two uploads this year already, i couldn’t be happier!
He's met his yearly quota already!
A month in and he's already at half of his yearly average! I hope he doesn't release 2 more next month & then just take the year off 😒
Edit: or what Adam Z said
@@KuLaydMahn lets hope he stays headstrong, and ready to take on anyone!
I'm still on the fence whether or not Chris added the subtle, "Fuck" at the chain handcuffs, or if it was just Sweeny losing his shit...
That's an ingame squeak sound
So this is how girls are when they see a 6ft plus man.
The Breaking Benjamin reference ran me straight to a wall and back to 7th grade
This vampire lady is so big I bet she could drown the whole world if she cried. and I also must say I absolutely adore her smile despite the fact that she looks depressed in photographs
That is the story of a vampire.
Please go outside
@@seandon8165 no, corona
But you can't take pictures of vampires
Well, you see... it's a play on the lyrics from the song...
Oh nevermind.
Cyberpunk missed an opportunity on having 10ft tall robot ladies, glad capcom came to their senses
And the internet came on its screen
Not yet it dosnt
Ray gun: acknowledges parents are watching
Ray gun 2 minutes later: shows dms of people asking for nudes
That should make them proud
Correction: acknowledges parents MIGHT be watching and (keyly) SHOULD NOT BRING THIS VIDEO UP.
The internet is smitten with tall vampire lady and I don’t blame them. She definitely gives off Dita Von Teese vibes.
"Busty skyscraper" 😂😂😂
Resident Evil 8: exists
The collective internet: *_M A X I M U M H O R N_*
It hurts my soul when Chris doesn't introduce himself as Chris Raycon when he has the appropriate sponsorship. ;_;
Hi Chris's parents please bring this video up at every family gathering thanks
Please do
His dad: Chris why are you down bad for a vampire?
It took me a minute to process the microwaved sock tweet, and it shot my mood from "ten outta ten, need that phat cack" to "four out of ten, please end my suffering".
Me: Hello there.
Vampire Mega Milk: So we finally meet.
"We're gonna have to talk about something"
Oh god Chris found out about my crippling dollarshaveclub addiction
Petscop 2
Dollars Have Club
@@Jacob-xp8tw never
“I FUCKING LOVE SHAVING!”
"Now. It's not a question whether vampires suck...the question I have is...how deep does she go?"
you won't hit her ceiling
I...emm.... bye
Chris: “I enjoy tall women”
Me, 5’10: *so you’re saying there’s a chance*
Yeah, *a* chance
Well in Chris's case he kinda has to
nope
You're only competing with 80% of the women in this world, since they're all taller than him.
How tall is he
I just realised my "Feet?" comment was shown 😂😂😂it was the most random thing I could think of lol.
Sure, sure. We all believe you
She is what a Tyrant looks like when everything goes right
"In place of a dark lord you would have a queen. Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn. Treacherous as the Sea. Stronger than the foundations of the Earth. All shall love me and despair"
"My jawline is chiselled to the specifications of a Latin god."
9:14 notice how his eye contact immediately inverted to a other wise unspecified location.
_"Why is Resident Evil SO HOT!?"_
*** stares at Chris' bulging biceps ***
…why is what so what?
Code Veronica chris is better.
I forgot resident evil has a chris and I thought you were talking about the chris on screen.
@@Rockman9830 I was indeed talking about the Chris on screen, and also forgot about _RE's_ Chris.
@@Amesang why would we ever need another Chris.
Trailer: exists
The internet: “THE SEXIEST OF GAMES.”
My gay ass: “it’s just a lady.”
*watches demo*
“Okay. I think I see where you’re coming from.”
Getting your ass kicked transcends the sexes
As a voluptuous lady in her late thirties who’s into classical dresses and hats.... its nice to be appreciated. Too bad I’m only 5’5”. Plus my mom’s 6’ so this just sucks. 😣
You don't need to be tall to be sexy....
Just being a Chris Ray Gun subscriber makes you irresistable ;)
Pics or it didn't happen
Man, nothing turns me on like *getting skewered though the face by an undead psychopath.* Awooga, am I right lads?
Hey everybody Chris Redfield here
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@@Jacob-xp8tw why you replying to random comments saying this?
He really should take roids at that height.
Jacob thank you for your service
"Pelvic meat"
The Puerto Rico man is back again this has never been seen before in less than a month
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Man just started to re watch his older (2016-2018ish) videos. This guy is the reason why i don't find 99% of my country's youtubers good enough.
CRGun bro
This dude sees Dimitrescu and walks to the door and locks that shit.
"My love life has been the shadow of colossus" rofl.
Honestly, after the last season of "the new administration" I'm not really interested to see where it goes
I think they're working on a bunch of plot stuff behind the scenes.
I'm not emotionally invested as of late, similarly to the MCU, I don't really know what more needs to be done. sure you have some more plotlines that came up recently buts it's not really enough to keep me wanting more
There's talk of casting changes down the line
They come out with this lady and everyone turns into Tormund Giantsbane lusting after their "big woman."
As a 5'11 girl I love the "Conquering a fucking Goliath" bit hahahaha
We short men love it too 😏
@@ffwast im gonna ship you two if yall dont st0p flirting
As a 5'2 girl I love that bit too
i want to like this but it has 69 likes.
6 ft. The Internet obsession with Lady dimitrescu gives me hope🤣
I’ve gone a full month without _engaging in the tradition of rub ‘n tug_ and Capcom drops Goth Mommy on us 🥵🥵🥵
Resident evil lady: "Show me what your made of Ethan Winters"
P hub into plays
9:31 the look of a man struggling with an awakening he didn't know he could have.
He fucking enjoyed that as much as the rest of us
Glad my boy Chris is back to his inconsistent old style lol
Resident evil 8 come for the scary stay for the sexy
Id never thought seeing Chris give a game the fuck eyes would be so funny
When she grabbed the POV character's throat, I whimpered. And I refuse to be ashamed
I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE!!! PRAISE JESU-... actually... maybe we shouldn't bring him into it.
@@bumblingplatypus756
God: You should all be ashmed of yourselves...
*Begins to go on rule 34*
What’s this, Chris Ray Gun uploading again this soon? We are truly blessed!
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Yes
@@Jacob-xp8tw what does this mean
"Specifications of a Latin god"
Oh Chris. DONT EVER CHANGE 😆
Can’t wait for that Elvis the Alien x Chris Ray Gun, crossover where they look at Vampire Tyrant(cuz clearly, she’s the tyrant of the game) R34
As a fellow 5'4" Pocket Prince, I can agree that dating a taller woman is great. It's like there's more there, ya know?
"I love you, be careful, be good, and behave." That's the nicest thing Chris has ever and will ever say to us.
Goddamnit chris now you've got story of a girl stuck in my head
RicoTheMongolianSlave WHO CRIED A RIVER AND DROWNED THE WHOLE WORLD
AND SHE LOOKS SO SAD IN PHOTOGRAPHS I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER WHEN SHE SMILES
HOW MANY DAYS IN A YEAR?
SHE WOKE UP WITH HOPE BUT ONLY FOUND TEARS
AND I CAN BE SO INSINCERE
MAKING HER PROMISES NEVER FOR REAL
Can I just be the first to say...
BIG MOMMY MILKERS
The milk truck has arrived 🥛🚚
The biggest mommy milkers
BOOBA
In the 4 months since Chris posted this, SoaG had gained a million views. They owe Chris royalties
I cant wait for the many cosplays of the vampire giantess and her succubus gang
Mini series idea: "Is it Hot?" take viewer suggestions for games, movies, books, whatever; go in blind (no research) and sate the internets collective horn by answering the question, is it hot?
I haven't thought of that song in, literally, decades🤣
Chris looks like he's gradually transforming into the Boss from Smiling Friends.
I wonder how she'd react if Ethan actually complimented her after she talked about killing him or something
'I have to say, I've been threatened before, but never with such... Passion.'
Be carfeful what you wish for mr winters i might sit on your face.
Is what i imagine she would say.
@@stephenbachman132 I should hope
I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me lady 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
Love this kind of “lighter” style, focused videos.
"I'm just glad that you'll FINALLY have to climb for it."
I thought it was all a joke....now I have commited the sin i judged others for. I feel nothing but shame and horny 😞
3:30 this is what I’m telling short kings from now on.
I literally only clicked for the thumbnail.
It's hard to tell if this spurt of videos is Chris actually trying to upload more or the screaming squirms and kicks of a dying goblin man im scared
Nice Breaking Benjamin reference there, and nice Crash Bash music for the outtro.
Also you're right, the horny has become more overwhelming than we could possibly imagine
That Breaking Benjamin reference killed me.
I like vampires, I like milkies, I like vintage style fashion and I think tall women are cool. My fascination with this woman cannot be helped. 😂
im more interested in what made him put the parent disclaimer in there.
Well... imagine introducing your gf to your parents and they bring up Chris saying being with women is like conquering a Colossus
Pelvic meat wakes up when Chris pops up on my recommended~