A good family friend died of cancer today, and she was in her senior year of highschool; didn't get to graduate. Everyone in the community has been grieving today, but watching your video today gave me a lot more happiness in this dark time. Thank you Joe for being awesome ❤️
Yeah idc that it’s free I’m not buying a mattress of somebody’s dead relative Also why are they selling it?! I would keep it since it was my grandmothers
Same here, but its so true tho. Like i searched it out after this video and everywhere you look, people seem to have issue with this and call it a freakin mystery... motherfuckers what mystery? I Never seen this shit in my whole life! Even if you are the most hairy person, this shit is impossible x D Wow... the things you learn every day, isnt it wonderful?
Well, let's not forget that one of those jars equals one year's worth of lint. Also (I looked into this), the guy said that flannel creates the most lint, so it's not unreasonable to assume that they're all filled with flannel lint.
LaToya's Life the fact that people have been killed during meet-ups convinced me to stay away. This vid series just concretes my decision. I'll stick to Amazon or eBay.
"I don't think he's used it much" *Jay-z cringe face* "rope has really taken a beating" *Jay-z cringe face* "slightly stretched out" *Jay-z cringe face*
Where the hell are YOU buying mattresses?! Dude, I have a pillowtop king, and I spent approximately 225 dollars to get it. At an outlet store, too, not hand-me-downs via the internet. I suggest you find better stores, because $4,000 is waaay too much.
His weekly videos are quality because they're not mass produced RUclips BS where it's clear he's running out of ideas but just wants to keep satisfying viewers like you... ☕️🐸
Some friends introduced me to your channel the last time I was home and I've got to say that each video is better than the last. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
Oh they are! heck they even have ads for people wanting to sell them self's as meat.Yea... not the sexual kind of meat; the kind that you find at your local supermarket
I subbed to this channel since he's first created it .. I even watch his old channel .. Like this channel grows so fast ... Now he got million of videos and even got verified by RUclips itself.. Congrats Joe. You deserve it :D
I’m know I’m being a total buzzkill, but that ad could very well be genuine. Some occult rituals require one to get the permission of the victim before they ruin your life or kill you. (Pretty much all occult is based on “inviting” negative influences into one’s life, whether one realizes it or not. Even Eve and Adam falling for the Devil’s lies in Genesis was just them “inviting” him into the world.) The fact the victim was fooled into giving consent gives it a cruel sense of irony, and thus heightens the victim’s agony. This makes the sacrifice more powerful because demons enjoy suffering and despair. Who would be stupid enough to fall for that? People who think it can’t be anything other than a joke. Or maybe they think it’s a joke and they’re really asking them if they want to be in some extreme BDSM shit. They bank on the fact that normal people don’t like to believe that things like this occur because it’s so disturbing. Even “regular” evil people, such as parents who beat their children or white collar criminals who scam millions of dollars, bank on normal, otherwise decent people being afraid to confront disturbing realities.
+motherthumb 8 What kind of dumbass calls the cops to collect drugs he came into possession of inadvertently or otherwise? "Hey officer I found drugs in my car can you please help me get rid of it? ;-D" There's no protections for possession. Drive over to Denny's with gloves and toss that shit in a dumpster. You can't prove that isn't yours and in the time it takes to get the charges dropped you're probably going to have some shit in your life get fucked up. Unless somebody is in imminent danger never call the cops. Never call them to protect someone from killing themselves either. If the officer feels that he's in danger he can kill your precious family member. Don't play pig games. ಠ_ಠ
holy fuck am I ever relieved to finally find someone I can relate to unconditionally, keep up the great work bro truly one of the realest and funniest youtubers ever!
God, this one time when I was a kid I was on Craigslist with my dad looking for used toys and we found this creepy af ad looking for used women's socks, and it added at the bottom that they'd pay 5$ extra to sniff a woman's foot for five minutes.
This was the first video I had ever seen of you, and after that, I had to see what other videos you made! 😂 I have to say, you are quite hilarious! I’m such a huge fan of your videos! Keep up the great work, Joe! 🙌🏻
Why not try some other app if this app is such a junk. Try this new app, that i came across "iUsed". there is an additional option of Donating your stuff too.
My internet froze for like two minutes after he said that. I think the person at Xfinity illegally looking at what I do on the internet said fuck this and cut off my connection. I wouldn't be mad if they did just made that they committed a felony to do it.
A good family friend died of cancer today, and she was in her senior year of highschool; didn't get to graduate. Everyone in the community has been grieving today, but watching your video today gave me a lot more happiness in this dark time. Thank you Joe for being awesome ❤️
Omg I'm so sorry💔
Fuck cancer😓
I'm so sorry
You'll get through it 🙏
I'm so sorryy may they rest in peace
This is some of the funniest content on RUclips
And congrats on 1 mil subs
yess
I agree..... totally made my day!!!
Free mattress!
....but someone died on it!
AND ITS FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
But she might hunt u
Joe, this 60+yrs old thinks you’re awesome
If she's at peace, no ghost. But what kind of mattress, not everything included, mattress, costs 4K DOLLARS?
Yeah idc that it’s free I’m not buying a mattress of somebody’s dead relative
Also why are they selling it?!
I would keep it since it was my grandmothers
"YOU GOTTA BE ONE DUSTY FUCK!"
When I first heard this, I died (almost)
Alex Felton I thought he was talking to me when he said that.... I'm one DUSTY fuck
shemar whittle Oh damn really?
Alex Felton Yep I could fill a damn beach with dust
Same here, but its so true tho. Like i searched it out after this video and everywhere you look, people seem to have issue with this and call it a freakin mystery... motherfuckers what mystery? I Never seen this shit in my whole life! Even if you are the most hairy person, this shit is impossible x D
Wow... the things you learn every day, isnt it wonderful?
Well, let's not forget that one of those jars equals one year's worth of lint. Also (I looked into this), the guy said that flannel creates the most lint, so it's not unreasonable to assume that they're all filled with flannel lint.
"Even though he looks like Jesus's weird cousin"😂 that cracked me up
TakingNone something tells me things will get a LOT of weird
his cousin susje
I despise Lenny he still hasn't paid me back
"We should beat him just punch him in both ears"😂😂😂😂I'm dying
i subbed at like 400k but this has to be one of the funniest channels i have come across.
Wow you subscribed to him at 400k. Great for you👍😃🙃
+qrew is that sarcasm? 🤔
+Danial E nooooo then
+Danial E I think it is lol
+shayla marie smh I can never tell in texts 😂
THIS GUY IS SOO FUNNY. LOLOLOL😂😂 I'm staying away from Craigslist
LaToya 😻
hey!!
AYEE LATOYA!! :DD
😂😂😂
LaToya's Life the fact that people have been killed during meet-ups convinced me to stay away. This vid series just concretes my decision. I'll stick to Amazon or eBay.
idk if its me he looks like Ryan Reynolds had a baby w Shia Lebouf. Not an insult there both good looking. Just found him and He's awesome
Hah. I found this channel today because I thought "hmm, he looks like Shia, I'll check him out". Now I'm subbed.
Strawberry Panda thanks! 😊
I thought it was just me, looks like Ryans bro or in relation to him.
Ok, but I was just thinking the EXACT SAME THING !! He really does look like a perfect combination of the two.
I agree with you he really does look like Ryan Reynolds, but the way you said sounds really add silly, 2 guys can't have a biological kid together.
"wtf are you doin Tarzan"?
craigslist is lit
CraigsLIT
+Meggo My Eggo 😂
+Meggo My Eggo wait.... My uncles name is Craig and he isn't lit.....
lol bitch you ratchet
what M8 is not lit
I was once a fan.
but now I'm an air conditioner.
L
L
well played
+osskeet nice
What's with the "L" ?
gallon of wolf semen is a drug deal lol, just underground terms
Hiral Patel JESUS CHRIST I WAS EXPECTING SLANG LIKE IDK ANGEL DUST OR LIKE GRASS,,,BUT FUHKIN WOLF SEMEN? CUFF THEM UP
@@AudioReplica2023 lol
Uh, I heard of a lot of terms for drugs and drug deals, but I've never heard of that.
H P I’m calling the poli hee heece
How do you know this👀
"something tells me things are going to get a lot of weird" haha best part
Megan Schleben hey can you help a person out I am trying to reach 120 subs please can you help love
Frost
Megan Schleben that’s my favorite line 😂
I'm here for that def leppard shirt. awe yeah
Ur gonna hate me but what is def leppard
band
English rock band
best band in the world. My favourite band at least.
+Harrison Wilks My favorite band is AC/DC
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "a human toe"
Alie
+alien patato from the 6?
+kyren debrags views 🙏🏽🙏🏽6️⃣6️⃣
Your emojis gave me cancer
Yea cause that's completely normal 😂
I'm pretty sure everyone who sells something on Craigslist is a serial killer
Yay, A fellow walking dead fan! :D
+Jacob Willett yeah it's great
Did you guys solved the mystery about "the Character killed by Negan"?
+Manpreet Singh It probably Abraham
Walkingdeadfan1997 oh my god!! You are in my mind...
U deserve 1m. Glad to see u came up
He has more than 1 mill...
+James Morias She knows
+James Morias He Means that Joe deserves the subs that he has.
for a senior prank at my high school someone put the school on cragslist 😂😂😂
craigslist*
"I don't think he's used it much"
*Jay-z cringe face*
"rope has really taken a beating"
*Jay-z cringe face*
"slightly stretched out"
*Jay-z cringe face*
who here likes joe
Nobody that's why we're subscribed to his RUclips channel
+Kole Dupe ok then
Well damn 😂
Is your profile picture a turtle sandwich? Hahah
+Maya Lava feelnfree to subscribe and join turtle sandwich nation :)
1,100,884 people do
"Something tells me things will get a lot of weird," is my favorite line in the history of dialogue.
Joe is why Tuesdays are my favorite.
"Don't try to fight it" 😂😂😂 I die every time
the fact he is wearing a Def Leppard shirt instantly makes me love him
4,000$ for a mattress?
If its a king size that isnt too bad actually, mattresses can be pretty expensive
Where the hell are YOU buying mattresses?! Dude, I have a pillowtop king, and I spent approximately 225 dollars to get it. At an outlet store, too, not hand-me-downs via the internet. I suggest you find better stores, because $4,000 is waaay too much.
+Vicki Harder that's pretty bad lol.
It's a really amazing quality mattress, I mean i havent looked at the prices of other places, but thats what my parents bought theirs for
You forgot the part that someone DIED ON IT
He needs to make more than one vid a week. I'll be happy if it was Monday and Friday
His weekly videos are quality because they're not mass produced RUclips BS where it's clear he's running out of ideas but just wants to keep satisfying viewers like you... ☕️🐸
ikr
Def Leppard shirt? And I thought this dude had reached the highest level of awesome
Exactly what I was thinking
+May sang yum I like your smile.
+111highgh oh thank you
Mike Willmore IKR
Wolf semen guy is clearly selling someone else drugs and doesn't want to give them his real email lol
HoldMeCloserTonyDanza you shouldn’t know this IM CALLING THE POLICE
Wrong! It's Haru from beastars!!
GALLONS OF WOLF SEMEN.
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK
Some friends introduced me to your channel the last time I was home and I've got to say that each video is better than the last. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
0:30 He means "gold coins" as in the chocolate coins with gold foil, duh!
still not worth it 😂
I think he means septims
OR maybe it could be more, well ya know, reasonable. like dollar coins.
i think if he actualy thinks he will get a car for that he expecta some real gold lolol
BonziBUDDY Anonymous ??? Joshua van Zyl I was being sarcastic! 😂😂😂
There is no fucking way these are real. It's impossible
I guess they would say...
"Im-possible!'
Oh they are! heck they even have ads for people wanting to sell them self's as meat.Yea... not the sexual kind of meat; the kind that you find at your local supermarket
+bilibull
I think it's both. For... Reasons I would like to keep hidden.
I saw a dude trying to sell a pile of snow on Craigslist, people are fuckin weird
+takinadeuce if people are buying snow I'll sell it, I live in Canada for crying out loud and I could use the money
"Wtf are you doing Tarzan?!"
Dead 💀😂
Literally have laughter enduced tears streaming down my face. This guy is too much.
Dusty fuck!!! LOL had me rollin
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TARZAN" OH MY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHA XD
POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME! I'm sorry I saw your shirt 😂
Why? Def Leppard is awesome.
why would you apologize for that comment lol?
Catt I farted.
I saw them in concert!
May sang yum In Toronto it's almost 3 in the morning.
i thought ebay was the weirdest website and then u introduced me to craigslist
def leppard is a good band
not good there an Awesome band.
Ok I literally thought Craigslist was a dating site
It was but a guy was killing women he met and stuffing them in a sealed barrel. So they supposedly took that part out
+cyn guilbeau there are still personal ads on graigslist
+Karo French Yea I've seen those and they're creepy as hell
I THOUGHT THAT TOO!!!😂 (I'm happy I'm not the only one)
I thought it was real estate.
seriously gotta do a part 2
Favorite part of the week
"Jesus's weird cousin." Greatest thing I've ever heard.
Jesus's weird cousin..aka Jerry Christ. lol
XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I vote for this becoming a new series. Hilarious!
Dubai was lit broo!
welcome to Dubai
Yeah and my man Rocco he was like "Yooooo MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!"
You quoting that video?! Cx
+Jocey Patricia MY BOI ROCCO CAME AND KNOCK DEM OUT COLD MAN DON'T TELL MY LAWYER WE KILL PEOPLE MAN!
Holy fuck why haven't I seen this channel before. This is fucking hilarious
Had to come back to watch these OG videos 😂
I subbed to this channel since he's first created it .. I even watch his old channel .. Like this channel grows so fast ... Now he got million of videos and even got verified by RUclips itself.. Congrats Joe. You deserve it :D
stop saying 'aks' instead of ASK.
he's a hardcore new Yorker. its his accent and its dope
'Aks' in Persian actually means "photo". 😂
So saying aks is a new york thing? I always had the impression that it was more of a ghetto thing.
+Flornmonk New Yorkers with strong accents will say it. Im from Brooklyn:) trust me
it's very much a New York thing... ESP in an Italian family.... I'm both and talk the same way... He can't help it, it's how we are raised...
Belly button fuzz? Seems legit, definitely worth at least 10 gold coins.
"WOAH HELLO TARZAN" I'm screaming Tarzan had more skin covered than that
Holy crap Def Leppard tour tee....they're my favourite band of all time!
Spectre yeeeeeeee
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE. OMG I AM DYING.
I sooo shouldn't watch you when I'm eating. I either choke from laughter or puke from disgust and disbelief 😂
4:01 "Is THAT all?" 😂
I'm 20 minutes away from Frisco Tx 👀 but I'm married and have 4 kids so I don't qualify. Ughhh I needed money😜
Ad said no compensation. Sorry buddy.
I’m know I’m being a total buzzkill, but that ad could very well be genuine. Some occult rituals require one to get the permission of the victim before they ruin your life or kill you. (Pretty much all occult is based on “inviting” negative influences into one’s life, whether one realizes it or not. Even Eve and Adam falling for the Devil’s lies in Genesis was just them “inviting” him into the world.) The fact the victim was fooled into giving consent gives it a cruel sense of irony, and thus heightens the victim’s agony. This makes the sacrifice more powerful because demons enjoy suffering and despair.
Who would be stupid enough to fall for that? People who think it can’t be anything other than a joke. Or maybe they think it’s a joke and they’re really asking them if they want to be in some extreme BDSM shit. They bank on the fact that normal people don’t like to believe that things like this occur because it’s so disturbing. Even “regular” evil people, such as parents who beat their children or white collar criminals who scam millions of dollars, bank on normal, otherwise decent people being afraid to confront disturbing realities.
I live in Frisco. I was shocked to see this
Joe, wtf. You're the only one on youtube that makes me laugh truly ... authentically! Keep it going. I love, love, love these videos.
Plleeeeeeeaaaase make more of these I'm rolling rn
The only thing that i loved about this video is Joe's shirt. Def Leppard is lit AF.
My dad bought a Monte Carlo on Craigslist and found heroin and coke and needles in it.
what's a Monte Carlo??
That moment when I thought you were talking about a biscuit. This got me all kinds of f'd up
Matt Elliott that sound like a cool car, did u dad sell the drugs or did he give it to the police???
im not surprised since you bought that off craigslist
+motherthumb 8 What kind of dumbass calls the cops to collect drugs he came into possession of inadvertently or otherwise?
"Hey officer I found drugs in my car can you please help me get rid of it? ;-D"
There's no protections for possession. Drive over to Denny's with gloves and toss that shit in a dumpster. You can't prove that isn't yours and in the time it takes to get the charges dropped you're probably going to have some shit in your life get fucked up.
Unless somebody is in imminent danger never call the cops. Never call them to protect someone from killing themselves either. If the officer feels that he's in danger he can kill your precious family member.
Don't play pig games. ಠ_ಠ
got a fake ID and a checklist it goes never meet a girl on Craigslist
HOODIE
And never spend your money on a necklace
three square mils homie gotta have breakfast
L
real shit she be payin for the date, i be on my Will Smith enemy estate
Joe is my absolute favorite guy to watch on RUclips. Fn hilarious! Only wish the videos were longer.
YOUR SHIRT!!!! YES. MY FAV BAND!!
Joe is a breath of fresh air in the midst of a pile of ridiculous food testing videos and useless DIY's of giant food.
Did anyone else notice that the mom tried to sell the "bracelet" for fucking $20!
fuk yes it was hilarious!
I'm legit laughing out loud at pretty much all this video. New subscriber :)! x
the first one scares the shit out of me
holy fuck am I ever relieved to finally find someone I can relate to unconditionally, keep up the great work bro truly one of the realest and funniest youtubers ever!
GALLONS OF WOLF SEMEN I CAN'T BREATHE
4:38 wtf are you doing tarzan😂😂😂
God, this one time when I was a kid I was on Craigslist with my dad looking for used toys and we found this creepy af ad looking for used women's socks, and it added at the bottom that they'd pay 5$ extra to sniff a woman's foot for five minutes.
Wtf. Lol.
what
Hahahahaha!! Oh my god?!! WTF?! That just tops it for me! It’s official! No Craigslist for me. Lol
PetshopGarettt
Umm that was me
I just found your channel from facebook and subbed. Need the funny in my life.
I was laughing through this whole thing. What got me the most was the ritual. I saw the location, and I was all, "of course it would be Frisco, TX."
I liked this twice for the Def Leppard shirt. 😂
WE HAVE GOLD COINS IN AUSTRALIA AHAHAHAHA
there not literally gold
blondilox yeah but thats what they're referred to as :)
never heard of it XD sorry
The $1 and $2 are soooo pretty when shiny
But they have chocolate inside them
How do you even make belly button lint?
You don't wash your belly button.
"Jesus's weird cousin" I can't stop laughing😂
MORE OF THESE PLEASE!!
I regret trying to eat while watching this
Who could ever give this a thumbs down? Jerks....
off in bed
People who like bellybutton lint lol
+lucid Dreamer your are so funny 😂
they meant "dis i like"
People trying to sell/buy gallons of wolf semen.
DEF LEPPARD! OMG THAT'S MY GUILTY MUSIC PLEASURE 😁😁😁
Please keep making these, they are my favorite 😂
you're so funny, i rewatch your videos almost every single day .
let's talk about that Def Leppard t-shirt!
dude I saw your shirt and subbed!
d*ck cheese I died 😂😂😂
I love Joe! This is my millionth time watching him
This was the first video I had ever seen of you, and after that, I had to see what other videos you made! 😂 I have to say, you are quite hilarious! I’m such a huge fan of your videos! Keep up the great work, Joe! 🙌🏻
somehow none of these craigslist ads are the wierdest thing i've seen on the internet
what the hell.
DEF LEPPARD!!!🤘🏻🤘🏻
3:11 Hilarious!
Hey, I was hoping you could make more of these !
"Is that all?!" 😂👏🏽 wtf I'm dead. 😂
Why not try some other app if this app is such a junk. Try this new app, that i came across "iUsed". there is an additional option of Donating your stuff too.
My Bluetooth for my headphones went out right when you said wolf semen. My roommate stopped but didn't say anything
I may need a new roommate soon
My internet froze for like two minutes after he said that.
I think the person at Xfinity illegally looking at what I do on the internet said fuck this and cut off my connection.
I wouldn't be mad if they did just made that they committed a felony to do it.
belly button lint was a currency in the 29th century
Was?
Was a currency... In the future.
i meant space centuries
Thanks for contributing to the next "idiots of the Internet". ;)
What a nice person
i have never made a comment on a you tube video, but I love you Joe and the icing on the cake is your Def Leppard shirt... you seriously rock
I love all his rants on his videos