Brenna That's exactly like me. I fucking smell something I think smells like shit more than like, 20 times just because I WANT to smell it, then hate it. I'm a fucking idiot.
While almond milk may taste good, it has issues as well. Coconut milk is better healthwise, and it's different from coconut water (which I agree tastes nasty).
There's a logical reason but I just can't remember what it is. It's kinda like when we keep opening the fridge in the hopes that something else will appear lol
Joe , I love your videos and the fact that through the humor you still put your opinions out there . I have listened to your podcasts since day one . I really enjoy listening to the conversations between you and your friends as a woman it's hilarious to hear to struggles and triumphs of Man hood and your adventures
Thanks for the charity shout out, Joe. My husband did search and rescue for he CG for 11 years and when he got out (due to PTSD) we ended up homeless and living in a garage with our 4 kids. We got back on our feet and got a house and he got a job and then he was let go because he called out some shady crap the company was doing. We're now living off his disability. I know many homeless vets and many vets who have been suicidal or lost their own lives as well. Even encouraging our vets is a step in the right direction. Saying "thank you" to one can change their day. Just show them some love ❤️
Joe, try almond milk, soy milk, coconut milk, that lactose free milk they make commercials with. I love almond milk with my smoothies. My sister's vegan. That's how I know about the other three.
I was just talking about this with my dad the other day bout how there really isn't enough help out there for veterans..Its a nice gesture dude donating.
Dude! Joe! Almond milk and soy milk is where it's at. Try sweetened soy or almond milk. They make tons of great dairy alternatives nowadays...They also make chocolate too if that's your thing. I love that stuff.
Also thank you for saying your bit about trans people in the military. I know that quite a few of those homeless veterans are transgender too, so it's awesome your promoting donating to them.
I have been out of the Marines since April and I can't believe how difficult it is to find a freaking job. Any donation definitely helps because finding ways to eat is difficult.
Almonds Milk is really good for smoothies and U LOVE it in my morning coffee too. Rice Milk is .....eh.. ok? Not my favorite but it is pretty flavorless and ok to use for smoothies. Soy milk is good but you have to be careful consuming too much of it, especially for men. Studies have shown overconsumption of Soy can mess with hormone levels in young men. Personally, gonna sound nasty to many people, I REALLY like goats milk. It has a natural sweetness to it, and easier to digest than cows milk,. My 16 yr old son LOVES it. Only downfall is it is expensive as hell! Im PA cost is like $4 for a quart. Hope this helped a bit!
Trump is just a douche bag! His biggest problem is he don't know when to just shut the hell up. He sticks his foot in his mouth every time he tweets or speaks! He is just a shameful excuse for a POTUS and has turned our country into a laughing stock! On a positive note: Here in Pennsylvania There is a small group in my area that volunteer to help vets in our area. We call it adopt a vet. Not a financial support group as much as it is a help group where we assist vets get help that they need by taking them to Dr appts, helping with food shopping or getting food, and just offering a helping hand to help them have stability in their life. Its easy to do, doesn't cost a ton of money to help (if you cant afford to donate money) and the vets really appreciate it. The one vet I help simply wants company and I will go over a just play cards with him or make dinner! Thing to remember is that time is the best thing you can donate!
I have not had the opportunity to try hemp milk yet. I love rice milk, oat milk, almond milk, cashew milk. keep exploring, every day there are new products to try. Good luck!!!
PS. Never, ever smell buttermilk! I can imagine that would make you feel ill too :) great in pancakes and other bread type stuff, but alone, it smells worse than almost everything.
Sharting kills millions of Americans every year and we need to solve this major issue. We should form a coalition of shart awareness, or a shart rescue program. #shartawareness #CoalitionOfShart
If you try kefir, if ever again, try putting some pureed strawberries in it or some honey to make it smell and taste better. That plain shit is fucking gross
Joe's conflicton is hilarious about that "healthy drink" lol I agree though about the veteran subject he spoke of. He looks so built in this video, wish I had that kind of commitment to the gym. Looking hot joe. Luv when you post, always uplifting
Because of you...I've searched for a year to find fluffy towels and my sister finally found it for me in Tennessee by asking an associate for it at the yankee candle store and it is the greatest thing I've ever smelled in my entire life so I thank you 👍🏻
Almond milk from almond breeze is the best it has no taste or smell and you can get it in flavors such as chocolate vanilla and sweet and unsweetend low calories and great taste very healthy 🙏🏼
the kefir you bought comes in different flavors which is actually pretty yummy. It taste like liquid yogurt.. probiotics are really healthy and a necessary nowadays since lots of things disturb the gut flora.
Aw. they have them at sprouts for 3.99 they have such delicious flavors!! LOVE the strawberry one. its a bit sour so dont be surprised lol i hope you have a great da aswell :)
Killed me w/ the Kefir. The problem is you were attempting to drink a plain flavor. They have TONS of fruit flavors! It's more like a yogurt drink. My kids love em! Give em another try Joe!! C'mon! LOL Also love that you finally gave an opinion on what's happening - I know you tend to stay away because you don't want to offend someone or have people attack you. I say fuck them, it's your channel, you put what you want. Also, I will stand with you for Shart Awareness, together we can defeat this. ✊🏼
around 5:10 I got completely freaked out because it looked like there was a creepy ghost child over Joe's shoulder... then I realized it was just a mirror and his reflection lol
Joe: This is the worst thing I’ve ever smelled in my life
*smells it 572356 more times*
If at first you don't succeed ... try ... try ... again!
Shaun Kelly Brooklyn nine nine
The best advice on Brookelyn nine nine: Eyes closed, head first, can't lose.
Cr3ePy Cr3eP thank you for that 🙏
Ur gonna become lactose intolerant
he had a whole meltdown over a glass of milk im crying lmaoo
年華花樣 it's not milk.
年華花樣 trust me, my mom bought it once, its fucken gross
@@joshuasokolowsky3629 keefer isnt that bad lmao
Like this for every time Joe slammed that glass cup down
He slammed it 6 times
5 times
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Always so impressed by how thoughtful Joe is . It's always so nice to see that side of him !
Kaitlin Kal Lee was reading this while in the background Joe talks about sharts
TheKillerStarfox same...😂 What a thoughtful guy.. he really cares about our sharts
Lets make it Shart Awareness Week.
Donate money for the cause at 1-800-shart or visit www.shartawareness.org
Discovery Channel's "Shart Week" lmao
Justine Lombardo omfg yes
Shart Week
Shartnado?
Anyone else disappointed he didn't drink it? Lmao
Definitely not disappointed that Joe didn't drink this shit. I don't care to see him puke!! LOL :P
Hell YES! Lol. I feel like a sadistic P.O.S right now. I've had it. It is SO gross, but he should've tasted it, damnit! 😢😉😃
I need to save my money to go in debt for a honda 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I wish u would drink more for ur green card marriage... I want to be different too
Ohhh I was so fucking pissed
The sound the glass makes when it hits his counter after he smells it 5 times makes it so much funnier 😂😂
Tiffany Blue omg yes!!!! I rewatched this just for that lol
I thought the same thing!
That MADE that part of the vlog haha
IKR 🤣🤣🤣
I just woke up from a dream where Joe was on a plane vlogging in fluent Spanish.
No Name I need to hear about this dream 🙋😌
I know i’m four years late but SAME.
"well good morning" I'm impressed. I was expecting a more hardcore intro Joe😂👌
Official_ LiaLovee me too 😂 but i was actually disappointed
“A tart and tangy cultured milk. That’s all I needed to read. Goodnight I’m throwing this out.” 😂
Get some almomd milk Joe. Thats good for you and doesnt cause you to react like that.
Haha, why was this not recommended sooner? I really thought he was gonna pull out soy or almond milk and he pulls out this shit lmao
Soy milk is pretty bomb tbh😍
Shannon Staver i think almond milk is disgusting it tastes like watered down milk 😂
Or rice milk, it has a little less of a flavor
Cashew milk tastes the most like actual milk imo ✌
I love how dramatic you made the milk scene because that’s literally me
This video took so many turns so quickly I feel like I have whiplash
Joe talking to that bottle of milk sounded like he was slamming every "It gets better" campaign ever made.
*smells awful*
*smells it 16 more times*
Brenna That's exactly like me. I fucking smell something I think smells like shit more than like, 20 times just because I WANT to smell it, then hate it. I'm a fucking idiot.
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Thank you for your support. We veterans appreciate the help.
Unsweetened Almond or Cashew milk is fantastic!! I only drink that and I use it in coffee and cereal.
Thanks for the shout out to homeless vets and your interest in helping
Joe I seriously love how honest and amazing u r and u r so sweet and caring and I just love u as a person
Almond Milk bro come on get with the times.
oppermanfitness almond milk is actually really good
While almond milk may taste good, it has issues as well. Coconut milk is better healthwise, and it's different from coconut water (which I agree tastes nasty).
@@w1975b pretty sure coconut milk has a higher fat content
@@patricksandifer8033 it's good fat, no joke
Almonds an't got no titties
'What can I chase this with?' Brings out a can of beer 😂😂
You're a gem, Joe. Good for you donating to veterans...I come from a military family.
"Coconut beach? What? Smells like fucking coconuts in this bitch" - Joe 2017
My favorite part LOL 😂
Lmfao no shit its gonna smell like coconuts
Complains it smells bad
Continues to sniff it
xD
KokoroAmuto doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result each time
JOE! WHY DID YOU KEEP SMELLING IT!?!?!?!?!?!
There's a logical reason but I just can't remember what it is. It's kinda like when we keep opening the fridge in the hopes that something else will appear lol
gamer edixx he smelt it about 5 times. Remind you of anything? Hehehehehe (5th place)
A.J were always 4th😂
Sometimes you just wanna make sure. 5th time the charm.
gamer edixx
It's a habit
thank you! that second to last part about the vets is how I feel 💯
Joe , I love your videos and the fact that through the humor you still put your opinions out there . I have listened to your podcasts since day one . I really enjoy listening to the conversations between you and your friends as a woman it's hilarious to hear to struggles and triumphs of
Man hood and your adventures
Thanks for the charity shout out, Joe. My husband did search and rescue for he CG for 11 years and when he got out (due to PTSD) we ended up homeless and living in a garage with our 4 kids. We got back on our feet and got a house and he got a job and then he was let go because he called out some shady crap the company was doing. We're now living off his disability.
I know many homeless vets and many vets who have been suicidal or lost their own lives as well.
Even encouraging our vets is a step in the right direction. Saying "thank you" to one can change their day. Just show them some love ❤️
Joe, try almond milk, soy milk, coconut milk, that lactose free milk they make commercials with. I love almond milk with my smoothies. My sister's vegan. That's how I know about the other three.
Ozma DaSilva there's also cashew milk.
And hemp milk. Chocolate cashew milk is the best ever.
And hemp milk. Chocolate cashew milk is the best ever.
And hemp milk. Chocolate cashew milk is the best ever.
Yup! I fix my oatmeal with almond milk.
Thank you for your support for our military. I am a disabled veteran and it is harder than many realize to be disabled at such a young age.
#SupportTheShart
"It doesn't get better!?!"
"It gets WORSE!"
"WHY DO I KEEP SMELLING IT???"
Try almond milk!!
Shae Byrnes cashew milk is good too
I was just talking about this with my dad the other day bout how there really isn't enough help out there for veterans..Its a nice gesture dude donating.
Dude! Joe! Almond milk and soy milk is where it's at. Try sweetened soy or almond milk. They make tons of great dairy alternatives nowadays...They also make chocolate too if that's your thing. I love that stuff.
Also thank you for saying your bit about trans people in the military. I know that quite a few of those homeless veterans are transgender too, so it's awesome your promoting donating to them.
Joe videos are the best💖 he is one of my favourites by far! Ps. Make more dumbest laws of the us🙏🏻
Elizabeth Sefen that too🙏🏻
I have been out of the Marines since April and I can't believe how difficult it is to find a freaking job. Any donation definitely helps because finding ways to eat is difficult.
Not sure if that is a candle or a cup of that "milk"
Update: was a coconut beach scented candle
guac amole where
Mason Marreiros in the frame behind him while in the 2nd half of the video
What joe and trump are trying to say is that the military could not afford medicine expense on trans people that should be taken on by themselves.
guac amole how do you know
the homeless veterans situation is just so sad, always makes me cry or upset.
Why dont you just drink almond milk
hey joe thanks for the respect I leave for boot camp on Thursday and I'm glad to hear this
Hey, Joe... it's liquid yogurt, pal... and pronounced KEY-fur
My husband makes his own and uses it in a protein shake every morning. Tastes like a milk liquid yoghurt. Maybe the bought stuff isn't so nice.
Markas Dievovaikas All I'm picturing now is Barbara from Teen Mom 2 saying 'Key-fah!'
Right?!? Cuh-FEAR 😂
OMFG. кефир from russian, and is pronounced KEFER.
Markas Dievovaikas I pronounce it Keh-feer, but unlike Joe I say it more fluently😂😂 this milk comes from my culture
Almonds Milk is really good for smoothies and U LOVE it in my morning coffee too. Rice Milk is .....eh.. ok? Not my favorite but it is pretty flavorless and ok to use for smoothies. Soy milk is good but you have to be careful consuming too much of it, especially for men. Studies have shown overconsumption of Soy can mess with hormone levels in young men. Personally, gonna sound nasty to many people, I REALLY like goats milk. It has a natural sweetness to it, and easier to digest than cows milk,. My 16 yr old son LOVES it. Only downfall is it is expensive as hell! Im PA cost is like $4 for a quart. Hope this helped a bit!
Trump is just a douche bag! His biggest problem is he don't know when to just shut the hell up. He sticks his foot in his mouth every time he tweets or speaks! He is just a shameful excuse for a POTUS and has turned our country into a laughing stock!
On a positive note: Here in Pennsylvania There is a small group in my area that volunteer to help vets in our area. We call it adopt a vet. Not a financial support group as much as it is a help group where we assist vets get help that they need by taking them to Dr appts, helping with food shopping or getting food, and just offering a helping hand to help them have stability in their life. Its easy to do, doesn't cost a ton of money to help (if you cant afford to donate money) and the vets really appreciate it. The one vet I help simply wants company and I will go over a just play cards with him or make dinner! Thing to remember is that time is the best thing you can donate!
Anyone who is or was in the military, whether transgender or not, thank you for your service.
Gavin Gwinn fr. Thankyou everyone.
Gavin Gwinn ok
Gavin Gwinn Thank you for your support
Soul Reaper you're welcome. I don't understand the problem with transgender people in the military. I have no problem with it whatsoever.
Gavin Gwinn there are only 2 genders
He is right our vets need help. This has been a problem for far to long. Great vid Joe
Vanilla Almond milk!
Chrissy B yes! I drink almond milk every day!
Cashew almond milk is awesome
Joe you are an incredible human being! Don't ever change anything about yourself!
lol I wonder what someone would think if they could see you through your window, in your kitchen, talking to your kefir
From Sharts to shit healthy milk and military.... WHAT THE HELL JOE😂
that's what makes him so awesome
"I've shit myself 3x in 2 weeks" lmao
Thanks for your support joe!
Soy milk, rice milk, hemp milk, cashew milk, almond milk, etc...
Is hemp milk good? I have never had it.
I have not had the opportunity to try hemp milk yet. I love rice milk, oat milk, almond milk, cashew milk. keep exploring, every day there are new products to try. Good luck!!!
Nathan Roberts Personally, I think hemp milk taste like dirty water but my mom loves it.
J Jackson Mmmm dirty water. My favorite drink.
Isn't hemp a rope
You should use vanilla almondmilk for your smoothies!!!! That's what I use
GET ALMOND MILK OR SOY MILK OR COCONUT MILK OR RICE MILK OR CASHEW MILK
moonlight babe chocolate cashew milk is amazing.
moonlight babe OR OAT MILK !!!!
OAT MILK EXISTS ? WHERE ? AND WHY DOES IT SOUND SO DELICIOUS AND ODD AT THE SAME TIME?
Kefir is a pickled yogurt that is watered down to be in a "milky" consistancy
that sounds nasty asf. "Pickled yogurt" isn't a combination of words that sounds particularly appetizing.
Ew fuck that sounds sick, in a bad way. I'm kinda hoping ur joking, though I get the feeling ur not so my question is why did they make it?
That sounds disgusting
The Santagato dictionary transitions straight from shart to smoothie
3:14 Shane is that you?
Chicky McChick I wish.
You didnt shake it well joe..
I'm with you regarding past, current and future men and women in the military and love you even more hearing you talk about that!
PS. Never, ever smell buttermilk! I can imagine that would make you feel ill too :) great in pancakes and other bread type stuff, but alone, it smells worse than almost everything.
I've had kefir, I just think you expected something liquidy lol. Dude just try nut milks. Almond milk is pretty damn good with cereal or anything.
Maxitude Bruuuuuhhh
NazKerpan NUT milk?
Joe, I love you so much for talking about trans lives & also veterans and donations! You’re so sweet and such a gem! ❤❤
Well good night! ✌️❤️✌️
Angel For Animals yep
Black Jesus ~ Do you hate knowing he has a maid and his fridge door is filthy? It's making my teeth itch 😖
Angel For Animals yeah
Joe Dude, you always keep it fun, fair and real, and for that we thank you. Thanks for being a good guy with a brain and a good heart too.
Sharting kills millions of Americans every year and we need to solve this major issue. We should form a coalition of shart awareness, or a shart rescue program. #shartawareness #CoalitionOfShart
5:12 Joe , you ha d me shook when I saw that reflection behind you! It literally looks like a shadowed little boy standing in the hall.
I HAD TO FART, BUT IT WAS A TURTLE HEAD, I JUST SHARTED.
Based on a true story.
I want joe sniffing the glass, setting it down, and then complaining on a constant loop and make it my ringtone.
**sniff**
**clink**
_OH MY GOD_
If you try kefir, if ever again, try putting some pureed strawberries in it or some honey to make it smell and taste better. That plain shit is fucking gross
You're the greatest Joe!!! God bless you!!! XOXO
I just clicked on the video and i already know joe is gonna say so funny shit
Lol i was wrong this is deep shit
Joe is not only ridiculously GORGEOUS but smart sweet and hilarious
Joe's conflicton is hilarious about that "healthy drink" lol I agree though about the veteran subject he spoke of. He looks so built in this video, wish I had that kind of commitment to the gym. Looking hot joe. Luv when you post, always uplifting
WoW Joe, you are the man. You must have amazing parents.
Is it just me or does Joe look like Astro Boy
I was at army training when I saw this video. I love you joe
Stop smelling it and just drink it it's a yogurt like drink and the flavored kinds probably taste better
Paddy 2890 Yeah strawberry flavor is better
Helen Barraza I haven't tried that one yet I don't thinl but I loved the pumpkin flavor
Spike Njeim I watched the whole video lol
Spike Njeim
Because I was saying to just suck it up and take a sip?
You're one of the 2 RUclipsrs where I like their videos before watching them. I always know it's quality content lmfao
Lol "well that's the problem, get some artificial flavors in this thing!"
8:56 that smile reminded me of santgato TV days💙
*I'm very convincing*😂💀
Because of you...I've searched for a year to find fluffy towels and my sister finally found it for me in Tennessee by asking an associate for it at the yankee candle store and it is the greatest thing I've ever smelled in my entire life so I thank you 👍🏻
Silk brand unsweetened vanilla almond milk. youre welcome. dont get sweetened, its disgusting.
sweetened is amazing i.d.a.y but its awesome.
I love how he keeps talking about how much he hates it and yet continues to smell it🤣 love you joe lol
Joe: that really smells fucking awful
Me: why and the hell do you keep smelling it 😂😂
Have you honestly grown up thinking that the expression is "Why and the hell"?
No ones ever corrected me on it so???
Hey, that's fair enough.
I really liked how Joe said what he said about the military stuff.
Almond milk from almond breeze is the best it has no taste or smell and you can get it in flavors such as chocolate vanilla and sweet and unsweetend low calories and great taste very healthy 🙏🏼
Somebody needs to make a compilation of Joes "I'd rather" moments. Hell, I'll probably go do it 😂
the kefir you bought comes in different flavors which is actually pretty yummy. It taste like liquid yogurt.. probiotics are really healthy and a necessary nowadays since lots of things disturb the gut flora.
TheBeautylicious89 I thought tasted like yogurt too but never tried it. I will now that you confirmed it :)
its a bit sour though because its KEFIR :)
And how did it taste?
TheBeautylicious89 I haven't picked some up yet. Hope you have s good day.
Aw. they have them at sprouts for 3.99 they have such delicious flavors!! LOVE the strawberry one. its a bit sour so dont be surprised lol i hope you have a great da aswell :)
The amount of times he clanked that class cup on the counter has hightened my anxiety and I dont think ill ever be chill again lmao.
Rice milk!
i appreciate you addressing the sharting issue our country has you're a activist for us all
Yankee candles are the best fucking candles.
Killed me w/ the Kefir. The problem is you were attempting to drink a plain flavor. They have TONS of fruit flavors! It's more like a yogurt drink. My kids love em! Give em another try Joe!! C'mon! LOL Also love that you finally gave an opinion on what's happening - I know you tend to stay away because you don't want to offend someone or have people attack you. I say fuck them, it's your channel, you put what you want. Also, I will stand with you for Shart Awareness, together we can defeat this. ✊🏼
Joe, kefir is like yogurty try organic milk it's better than regular milk
I’m Irish ☘️ and we grow this shit all day! ALL DAY!
#SHARTWEEK
Raielle Dennis omg I just snorted 😂😂😂😂
You’re such a good guy.
Just buy almond milk
Bree Payne have you tasted that fucking shit. If he can't drink kefir he will die drinking that
riley ward tastes fine in a smoothie tho
Bree Payne true but Joe's a bitch😂😂
around 5:10 I got completely freaked out because it looked like there was a creepy ghost child over Joe's shoulder... then I realized it was just a mirror and his reflection lol