Yeah, this vlog kind of just felt like we were hanging out with him. It wasn't performative or attention-grabby, it was just a dude chatting with us. I love it.
I was so caught off guard by the tapeworm comment that I just started dying laughing.. "which is... you know... I'm pretty much begging for a tapeworm right now" hahaha
Extra Joe because they're extra joe videos? No. Because he's extra as hell with the mic lmfao only Joe would get a god damn microphone for vlogs hhahaha
When he was outside talking, I literally felt like I was watching a local news segment where they're like "let's talk to bob in the garden for the weather and to see what the special guest is grilling!"
Joe, just wanted to let you know that you're still gorgeous even though you think you're fat and haven't worked out much. Here's a secret: Ladies actually like when guys are a little fluffy; Fluffy guys cuddle better :) Keep up the good work, man. Love your vids.
Cage free basically means that they're not kept in a tight cage. Free range means that they get to run around in a pasture instead of being kept in a tight cage being fed a ton of daily antibiotics. My family raises cage free/free range chickens. Organic means that they are being kept on a pasture with ZERO pesticides or fertilizers and are being fed feed that was grown without any pesticides or fertilizers. It's completely natural. Those will also be the most expensive eggs you can buy.
Cage free chickens can live in a barn like shed and still be labeled "cage free" My brother works for a chicken farmer, who is contracted by someone else to produce chickens. Farm raised chicken and farm fresh eggs are the only ones you can trust to be 100%.
Cage Free, Free Range, Grass Fed, and Organic are all better than whats mass produced from crowded cages with antibiotic filled chickens. Cage Free could also be Free Range but its best to specifically look for whats on the packaging. They can, but not aways, coincide.
When he said 90 degrees, I was like "THE HELL THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD" but then I'm like, USA, use normal degrees not the weird Fahrenheit you weirdos use
Roman W I think America is the only country that actually uses Fahrenheit. Not sure why but yeah. No one ever knows how warm or cold it actually may be :b
I love your "I don't give a shit" tone of voice in this vlog. It makes for some utterly hilarious content. Next time you don't feel like vlogging but want to get one done, just turn a camera on and let us see what comes out hahahaha
Yessss!!! Keith's videos are hilarious!! A little sad he finished resident evil, but now I can go back and watch from start to finish. Feel better Joe!!
I didn't realize there was ketchup on your plate at 8:06, and for a few seconds legitimately thought you dipped your eggs in peanut butter and I was VERY offended lmao
'Beanie' is the stupidest word for 'winter hat,' team USA. Beanies are the little caps with the propellers on them. The word is 'toque'. Trust a Canadian- we know winter . Toque, toque toque. Not a stupid word at all...
Totally random note... Eyes itching while you eat? Unless you just moved into a basement I would recommend taking note of how you feel when you consume eggs (gallbladder attack inducing, which can lead to various discomforts/itching eyes) and your OJ. They are 2 items that are becoming increasingly intolerant in the American diet. You may have a food allergy. Hope this information helps and you're feeling better soon.
Hey Joe, keep up the hard work on the vids man. I know I can speak for the majority of your viewers when I say that you're content and direction of your channels is getting better and better each week.
I'm in finals week right now and I'm working on a final that's due tomorrow morning and I was thinking about going to bed, but seeing your morning with breakfast reminded me that I'll be able to do that and relax soooo soon so now I'm motivated to stay up all night and have a terrible time to get this done because it will all be over soon. Yeah doesn't make much sense but thanks m8
lol naw fam, nothing is wrong with that combo. Peanut butter on toast with oj is so good! It's the ketchup with the eggs that's getting me... Must be a northerner thing lol
naw it's not. I'm a Mexican American who grew up in GA and I LOVE ketchup on eggs. it's the only way I'll eat them if they're not boiled or on a fried tortilla
"Humans... We she like German Shepherds sometimes." Not this time year, buddy. Those dogs shed enough fur to make a new dog every couple of days in the spring. You gotta buy stock in lint rollers if you've got that kind of dog.
Joe, if that's the fattest you've ever been, you're doing pretty well for yourself. Js lol PS yes, banana peels really are slippery on floors. Tried it. Actually kinda fun.
Don't you dare say "Maybe no vlog"!!!! I look sooooo forward to watching your videos. Funny as shit. Please keep doing the Joe and Extra. Just love watchin.
I am from Canada and the nicest weather I remember having is 25 Celsius. I'd love to see someone from California try and stand in a -45c Canadian snow storm😂 luv your vlogs joe❤️
JUST SO YOU KNOW, if your cell phone provider is AT&T you get 1 whole year for free on Fullscreen. You don't need to put in your credit card or anything, just put in your cell phone number and make an account THAT'S IT.
I fucking love how this felt like I was catching up with an old friend. Joe has no "RUclips voice" BS, he's just Joe and I love it
Was just about to comment that but ya beat me to it. Lol he's unapologetically himself.
Annah Jacobson what?
Yeah, this vlog kind of just felt like we were hanging out with him. It wasn't performative or attention-grabby, it was just a dude chatting with us. I love it.
You're just horny for his body!
+TheScottSpot That's a bit too specific.
"The fattest I've ever been"
*continues to look just as hot as ever*
Ikr!
Simp
@ oh shut up
"You could've put these chickens in a mansion and I'm sure they would taste just like this" omg help 😂😂😂
Reeya Virji I read this right as he said it!
Literally cracking up every 6 seconds 😂
Bogdan Bogz . exactly, me too haha
Bogdan Bogz Every vine.
So you cracked up about 122 times during this video with 4 seconds to spare?
Same
Get out of the movieboxhandheldjailcell
I was so caught off guard by the tapeworm comment that I just started dying laughing.. "which is... you know... I'm pretty much begging for a tapeworm right now" hahaha
"Editeded- edit-ted? Editeded..? Edward?"
Killed me 😂
"This is the worst I've looked" could go to a red carpet with a change of clothes
The best part of these vids are the transitions 😂
How can you be so funny when you're literally just making breakfast. Like I was dying this entire video
Megan Tiffany
this needs to be a series! I would watch a cooking show hosted by you any day!
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Extra Joe because they're extra joe videos? No. Because he's extra as hell with the mic lmfao only Joe would get a god damn microphone for vlogs hhahaha
When he was outside talking, I literally felt like I was watching a local news segment where they're like "let's talk to bob in the garden for the weather and to see what the special guest is grilling!"
Yeah, it was weird but it was also kind of funny. You're right that it was pretty extra though haha
Joe is still cute as hell when he's a hot mess aha
E Mccartney he’s always cute as hell tho
50 degrees!!! That's like fire...
I'm from Canada
Tay Rose me too!btw I feel ya
Tay Rose its farrenheit those americans r weird
LOL same here we just got 1.5 m of snow so fuckin quit bitchin, it could be worst. And yes eggs and ketchup are awesome.
Tay Rose yep. Lol
Lol same and it just snowed
everything joe says leaves me in stitches lol one of the few youtubers that i still consistently watch
I could watch Joe do anything without getting bored
Man I am in love with your new place Joe! Hope I can live somewhere like that in the future😭
Fat? Really? Do you have some kind of Circus mirror in that apt.? I wish i was as fat as you Joe.
Joe looks like hes going through a divorce
i love this wtf it feels like im catching up with my best-friend , do more of this joe
Joe, just wanted to let you know that you're still gorgeous even though you think you're fat and haven't worked out much. Here's a secret: Ladies actually like when guys are a little fluffy; Fluffy guys cuddle better :) Keep up the good work, man. Love your vids.
Same here with girls, a lot of guys love a slightly fluffy girl. More to cuddle with too.
Nikki Dix I literally called "squishy men" my favorite in my most recent video 😂
Nikki Dix TRUE OMG PUDGY GUYS ARE HEAVENLY WHEN IT COMES TO CUDDLING LOL
Yaaaasss! Squishy men!
Nikki Dix If you think he's fat then you're definitely the dumbest person ever.
you’ve come so far 🥺
Cage free basically means that they're not kept in a tight cage.
Free range means that they get to run around in a pasture instead of being kept in a tight cage being fed a ton of daily antibiotics. My family raises cage free/free range chickens.
Organic means that they are being kept on a pasture with ZERO pesticides or fertilizers and are being fed feed that was grown without any pesticides or fertilizers. It's completely natural. Those will also be the most expensive eggs you can buy.
they still taste the same...
Never said they wouldn't. Some people just have costly preferences. It's all about what you would prefer to eat and pay for.
Most commerical cage-free eggs come from chicken who live in a warehouse.
Cage free chickens can live in a barn like shed and still be labeled "cage free" My brother works for a chicken farmer, who is contracted by someone else to produce chickens. Farm raised chicken and farm fresh eggs are the only ones you can trust to be 100%.
Cage Free, Free Range, Grass Fed, and Organic are all better than whats mass produced from crowded cages with antibiotic filled chickens. Cage Free could also be Free Range but its best to specifically look for whats on the packaging. They can, but not aways, coincide.
I like how this vlog makes me feel like I have a friend to talk to
Oh how I've missed your vlogs.....vlogs? Can we call this that? Hmmm or maybe "eh I'll record myself talking to myself" much better :D
TheJoemyster That's what a vlog is.
Joe's transitions are the funniest thing ever! xD
Anyone else literally stop everything they were doing to watch this vlog?
Natalie M me!
i wasn't really doing anything in the first place tbh
yess I have a big final project due in my music appreciation class due Friday and I literally stopped working and started watching this
Natalie M always
yes
When he said 90 degrees, I was like "THE HELL THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD" but then I'm like, USA, use normal degrees not the weird Fahrenheit you weirdos use
i am canadian and i use celsius, and i am thinking holy crap how are they not burning alive
Roman W I think America is the only country that actually uses Fahrenheit. Not sure why but yeah. No one ever knows how warm or cold it actually may be :b
Roman W same man. I always get so confused when I see fahrenheit
Roman W it gets to 45°C here in Arizona a lot. I fucking hate the summer here, the 115 (I think that's near 50) degree heat lasts for 2 fucking months
four twenty it got to -20 one day and stayed that cold for 3 weeks
Roman W when it gets really hot here I sweat after doing literally anything. I have to take 4 showers a day
"Humans, we shed like German Shepherds"
Totally relatable.
First episode of "Good Morning with Joe" show!
I love your "I don't give a shit" tone of voice in this vlog. It makes for some utterly hilarious content. Next time you don't feel like vlogging but want to get one done, just turn a camera on and let us see what comes out hahahaha
this is my first extra Joe video are all of these videos like this?
MilosVeryOwn No the other ones are shorter and as funny as this one
Christy Simpson if not funnier
Christy Simpson name your son homer
Yessss!!! Keith's videos are hilarious!! A little sad he finished resident evil, but now I can go back and watch from start to finish. Feel better Joe!!
Oh how I've missed you and your witty self banter
Joe has the most beautiful eyes!
I fucking love this shit keep it up joe you got me loyal as fuck to ur content 👏🏻👏🏻💫👌🏻
This dude just talks ... and it's automatically funny 😂
Only the peel is slippery Joe .
The inside is slippery. I'm not correcting you. I'm adding information. ✌
Missed Joe so much! I dropped everything to watch this 😂💀
I didn't realize there was ketchup on your plate at 8:06, and for a few seconds legitimately thought you dipped your eggs in peanut butter and I was VERY offended lmao
Personality and looks .... I'm in love haha
if joe every shaves his beard off i think i'd actually cry
I'm pretty sure if he releases a vlog called "Joe Makes Lunch" we'd all watch it.
I would watch Joe eat and talk about cage free eggs for an hour
I enjoy how he takes the time to get those camera angles. I enjoy Joe Santagato VLogs! I too could watch Keith all day...he's amazing!
Hey, I live in San Diego California and you are absolutely right Joe. We wear beanies JUST BECAUSE. We don't care about the weather. Fashion. Lmao
Yea
'Beanie' is the stupidest word for 'winter hat,' team USA. Beanies are the little caps with the propellers on them. The word is 'toque'. Trust a Canadian- we know winter . Toque, toque toque. Not a stupid word at all...
"This is the end of me...It's not much, but it's all I got." Haha
Totally random note... Eyes itching while you eat? Unless you just moved into a basement I would recommend taking note of how you feel when you consume eggs (gallbladder attack inducing, which can lead to various discomforts/itching eyes) and your OJ. They are 2 items that are becoming increasingly intolerant in the American diet. You may have a food allergy. Hope this information helps and you're feeling better soon.
Hey Joe, keep up the hard work on the vids man. I know I can speak for the majority of your viewers when I say that you're content and direction of your channels is getting better and better each week.
Take a shot every time Joe says "I'm Back"
I'm in finals week right now and I'm working on a final that's due tomorrow morning and I was thinking about going to bed, but seeing your morning with breakfast reminded me that I'll be able to do that and relax soooo soon so now I'm motivated to stay up all night and have a terrible time to get this done because it will all be over soon. Yeah doesn't make much sense but thanks m8
This is the funniest I’ve ever seen joe his off his head
I love your personality, you are hilarious. Not too many people can make me laugh, you are definitely one of them.
The most offensive part of this video was peanut butter and orange juice combined. How could you, Joe?
lol naw fam, nothing is wrong with that combo. Peanut butter on toast with oj is so good! It's the ketchup with the eggs that's getting me... Must be a northerner thing lol
Joshua Mullin it was actually the fact the peanut butter and ketchup were so close together that made me sick!!
naw it's not. I'm a Mexican American who grew up in GA and I LOVE ketchup on eggs. it's the only way I'll eat them if they're not boiled or on a fried tortilla
Especially when you add hot dogs to the mix, then it's so much better.
Ketchup is one of the worst invention ever.
Literally the most realist vlogger out there.
What the flipping fuck shit. Why isn't this called "THE I'm back I think
I miss you video's Joe! Don't lose hope or conviction. Your video's make my week better. I look forward to your video's. Please keep posting!
"Caged or not, you could put these chickens in a mansion and they would taste the same." XD
never been so excited to see a vlog upload in my life!! you look great joe, as beautiful as ever
I swear to god the Italian mom voice gets me every time 😂😂😂😂
Holy shit! And I thought my view was good. The view from your balcony is insane dude!
put the chickens in mansions....i fuckin lost it ...i m still laughing
you were everywhere with your topics but i liked it like you're just funny and i enjoy listening to the random shit you talk about lol
Wow. I sure felt up close and personal listening to you chew lmao 😂
I’m binge watching all your videos right now and Jesus you’re hilarious 😂 love the videos, man
When I was younger I thought the Banana thing was a myth, so I ran on a banana peal... and I almost broke my butt
You do absolutely nothing significant but your vlog channel is by far my favorite sub. Whiskey talk was amazing.
"Humans... We she like German Shepherds sometimes."
Not this time year, buddy. Those dogs shed enough fur to make a new dog every couple of days in the spring. You gotta buy stock in lint rollers if you've got that kind of dog.
I LOVE YOUR VLOGS SO MUCH JOE! I love how honest You are
Editedededd editeded edit... I don't know, EDWARD! 😂😂
I just discovered this extra Joe channel, I love it! seriously look forward to all of your vids!
I want that REDTUBE T-shirt so bad
張岳岳 I need a Pornhub t shirt
You ramble really well. No script definitely works.
Seriously! When you're drinking the OJ, it sounds like the damn microphone is in your throat!
Glad you're back EJ!
Mythbusters proved that banana peels are in fact very slippery.
Need some Joe for Christmas. Merry Christmas everyone. 12.26.20
Ohh shit Joe is getting too legit !
JOE BLOW YOUR NOSE YOU NASTY POS,
BOOGERS EVERYWHERE 😅 LOVE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!
Dude your content is pretty amazing. I fucking love you man. keep being you.
Joe, if that's the fattest you've ever been, you're doing pretty well for yourself. Js lol
PS yes, banana peels really are slippery on floors. Tried it. Actually kinda fun.
joe santagato is my conscious💀
Bring back the vlogs!
Vlogs were actually my favorite type of content he did. I also miss them!
Thanks for the laughs. I really like your videos. Hope you feel better
Where's his girlfriend? Haven't seen her in ages in his vlogs!
Don't you dare say "Maybe no vlog"!!!! I look sooooo forward to watching your videos. Funny as shit. Please keep doing the Joe and Extra. Just love watchin.
Joe has a Dad-like bod right now, some girls like it
SueBeka You've got a problem if you think this should be classified as a "dad bod"
i thought i was listening to kkandbabyj when this came on, shit, thanks for giving me a heart attack
madie solberg right!?
madie solberg OMG SAMEEE
saaaaame im so glad someone relates to me
madie solberg omg that's what I thought too
madie solberg omg me too. i was so confused😅
I feel like I'm watching someone have the best filmed psychological breakdown ever. I love it
joe you're beautiful babe...shut up
Im impressed no darts have smashed any of your whiskeys
I am from Canada and the nicest weather I remember having is 25 Celsius. I'd love to see someone from California try and stand in a -45c Canadian snow storm😂 luv your vlogs joe❤️
Serenity 595 i feel ya I'm in alberta
Your the best honestly keep up the good work 💪🏼
i just re watched this episode and realized that his eyes arent brown. WTF! JOE YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN
lol hes so mad throughout this entire video, he's hilarious xD
Someone told me their dog died on April 1st and I didn't believe them and I even said, "I'm glad your dog died."
It actually fucking died
I feel like Joe is the physical embodiment of the everyman. He is all of us and we are Joe.
Cooking with joe😂👏🏼
I feel like this a lot! I kinda like the "grumpy" thing, I hope you feel better soon Joe!
JUST SO YOU KNOW, if your cell phone provider is AT&T you get 1 whole year for free on Fullscreen. You don't need to put in your credit card or anything, just put in your cell phone number and make an account THAT'S IT.
When Joe talks about losing his hair, I choked (on air!?) from laughing so hard. Love this guy.