MINECRAFT, but...
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- Опубликовано: 26 май 2024
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DanTDM tries to make the ultimate Minecraft, but video..!
Minecraft Data Packs Used :
Jump Higher : www.planetminecraft.com/data-...
Columns : www.planetminecraft.com/data-...
Levitate : www.planetminecraft.com/data-...
Horror Game : www.planetminecraft.com/data-...
Light Speed : www.planetminecraft.com/data-...
Everything Explodes : www.planetminecraft.com/data-...
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Игры
7:25
Dan : throws one dirt to make even number
It ain’t much, but it’s honest work
maha al
It made me so happy
Pretty sure he threw it to see if it exploded but.....yeah it's even.
14:27 DanTDM was blown up by Zombie. Dan definitely broke the game
Glad I'm not the only one
W0t
Dan: “I’m gonna smack a turtle”
Dans brain: *we are already gonna get de-monetised, let’s do it again*
Imagine Dan in a year, finding a map called "MinecraftButt".
saaaa
Lol 😆
I don’t understand you
Brok Weston what don't you understand?
Htdrg NYC vg
Everyone: no circles in minecraft
Dan: CIRCLES ARE CIRCLES!
no
Nah
ree
THX FOR LIKING
yes
Dan: I can’t jump up this block without jumping
Me: *Slabs and water*
Stairs
Hi
Scaffolding
Ladders
Well the other methods aren't jumping lol.
Dan in preschool
His teacher”What noise does a cow make”
Dan”ffpphhhhhhh”
Moo
Moo
Poo
His teacher: detention for you
He goes to the loooo
I love how quickly he he clicked "Create new world" After adding the other T of but.
Um it was kinda slow
Ava horkey gaming, I agree
@Christopher Smith LANGUAGE SIR
@@fransiskaindrawati2033 ok badboyhalo 😃✋ (this is a joke-)
3:08
(I’ve got sticks, you don’t want to see my sticks when they’re angry) ~ DanTDM 2020
Ahmed’s Bored omgggggg 😂
Dan: "Minecraft but it's a horror game"
starts raining
"It's getting a bit scary..."
Omg
Trur
True
Why does this comment say 69 years ago?
Why does ur name say 69 years ago?
“You don’t want to see my sticks when they’re angry”
LoL that one of the greatest quotes of dan
*THE DIAMOND mine"*&2-
Error: Nostgia overload
LMAO
"I think i'm going to smack a turtle and see if it explodes"
Dantdm - 2020
“You don’t want to see my sticks when they’re angry” -DanTDM 2020
Ha ha
No
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Why are sticks a good weapon but there actually not?
Branches hit harder
Dirty mind people we call somethings sticks
7:16
Dan:*Get's scared of explosion*That scared the life out of me
Me:*Get's scared of Dan's scream*
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehehehehhoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:16
Dan: *Gets scared of explosion* "That scared the life out of me
"
GaMeReX: *Gets scared of Dan's scream*
Me: *Gets scared of GaMeReX's comment*
RobinTube MC nice one
Copycat
@@tylerfindley5691 are you is big dumb
14:21
Minecraft: DanTDM was blown up by Zombie
Me: wat
DanTDM: **Doesn't realize**
yep
It’s the mod
Dan hit the zombie then the zombie exploded. Didn't you see that?
the next one was DanTDM was blown up by Zombie Villager
@@joanruiz4826 r/woooosh.
“You don’t want to see my sticks when there angry.” 😂
*their
@@blimbam *they're
hahaha...these people are hilarious
When they angry dat means when they are swords
8:14 New way of fishing LMAO
Yes. Such skill. Much wow
Ima go fishing with a fishing rod
I can almost hear, "hello everyone, Dan here from The Diamond Minecart and welcome back to another Minecraft video..."
Same here
MasterGamer YT that’s dans old intro
SAME
Don’t forget the “WHERE TODAYY!!”
Nolstalgia activate
Dan: Circle are illegal.
Ender Pearls: *Allow me too introduce myself.*
@David Miller Eye of Ender: We will be introduced together, for we are clearly triplets.
Egg: am I a joke to you?
@@RRTSMPlayz yes because your an oval not a circle.
Dan: Im just gonna smack a turtle and see if it explodes
VSCO girls: oH my GaWd DaN!!!!! sAve tHe TurTLes!!!!!
that is so hard to read
Love you pfp and name
I love Mr hopps playhouse
Dan : *gets shot* "Hoo! That's a bad place for an arrow. 😳"
Me : 😂
Good for you laughing but you don’t need to tell everyone 😐
@@Indywood ok karen
Dan: FNAF scares me a 8 out of 10
Also Dan: Minecraft scares me a 10 out of 10 “That scared the life out of me!”
Me: LOL
Lol
“Dantdm was blown up by Zombie”
14:21
0:24 now you can replay it over and over again!
Doctor: you have 16 mins and 8 seconds to live
Me:
You what?
He watch dan
pretty overused but still funny lmao
Dan: downloads a mod to make everything supper speedy
Command block wizards:
Effect @e speed 10000 255
Lol
255 would be way too much
@@baldability it's Max effect level
You don't have to be an OG to remember Dan's intro, cause new comers can just go back and watch the old videos.
For some reason it always annoys me when people say 'only OG's remember.
“Dantdm was blown up by a zombie”
I never thought I’d see that in Minecraft
The land of random Minecraft death messages is hilarious
Dan: minecraft BUT(T)
*shows a pic of a peach
Peach: is that what you think of me?!
( y )
( ) )
( Y )
( Y )
( y )
Thanks for using 3 of my datapacks! It's good to see someone else react to them (especially the horror game one!) The resource pack didn't seem to have worked for the horror game one though? There was supposed to be heartbeats and scary jump scare noises.
In the horror game one, was disc 11 playing?
are you faking?
@@MobileDuck probably
@@MobileDuck are YOU faking?
You should play disc 11
""I have sticks!!! YOU DON'T WANNA SEE MY STICKS WHEN THEY'RE ANGRY!!!!!"" DanTDM 2020, June 30(from this time soon it'll be the next day).
4:22
"That’s a bad place for an arrow"
Me: Yea, we didn’t need to see the zoom in of it ;-;
Shut up bearbear
@@MrPoggerss RUDE
@@HudaandJulieSuperSisters uhhhhh do i care lol
Random fact: Most of the world’s oxygen doesn’t come from trees, but from marine plants in the ocean.
Thanks for the info I will probably forget
@@nvk0 lol
Cool
R u gonna do this on every vid of the Minecraft week?
Hi SciFactsYT
“We’ve broken Minecraft”
Yes, now bridge with sand
with no blocks under it except sand gravel or red sand
Now water in nether
Yea
@Fnaf 3 do you have a channel?
Lol
fun fact: when you see these you read the whole thing
But its the 4th comment-
Dan,
Your smile on your shirt is the only horror in this video.
You have to admit
That is the smile of death...
Dan: Am I the scary one?
Peppa Pig Shirt: *exists*
Me: Truly terrifying
Zirizo, let me ask you something, do you happen to know why Dan even has that shirt on his character?
@@renog-homemademusic317 I know,HE LOVES PEPPA.
1:41
"Am I the scary one?"
*You're the one wearing a Peppa Pig T-shirt... you tell me.* 🐷
Piggy
@@bladeoftheruinedking2543 ye
Yay!!! I relpied!!!!
@@prakhar7042 Why did you reply
Peppa pig u know
Dan: LITERALLY SCREAMING “I’m low key scared.”
Dan: “oh look at that, it’s the monster unmasked... I’m gonna hit him.
Me: “Dan it’s a random zombie villager...”
that made me laugh out loud at 12:13 am
Dan: Hows everyone feeling?
Enderman: Y E E T
Time stamp?
YEET
@@raajan9655 6:21
Pigs: explode
Me: Herobrine mod flashbacks
You.. have good memory
HorrorFan 8785 great memory
@@blueblocksxd1027 Thx 😊
So u had a flashback of herobrine killing u in minecraft a long time ago
@@camron586 No, it was an old minecraft mod Dan played back in the days of the original old lab.
"Das a bad place for an arrow..."
DanTDM 2020
3:16 Lol Dan went through the entirety of Minecraft without knowing DISC 11
Dan: "I want the Pig to explode!"
Me: (Uncontrollable laughter)
‘I’m going to smack a turtle, and see if it explodes.’
Imagine how weird that would of sounded irl
If someone said that irl, they would be a literal living legend.
Dan: “I killed the monster!”
Random Zombie Villager: “Am I a joke to you?”
The Monster: AM I A JOKE TO YOU ??
it says it blew him up at 14:52
@imoyourbz stop it
Dantdm 2020: 3:07
" Stay back. I got sticks, you dont wanna see them when im angry." lol
If you look closely you can see the TNT next to the snowball at 7:47 0.25 speed.
Dan: I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get ya!
Dan: I'm not gonna get ya!
Dan: am I the scary one?
* wearing a scary Peppa pig shirt*
pEppA!
wHAt ArR yOu doInG iN My DEATH
𝓜𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓼𝓪𝓾𝓬𝔂 ʟɪᴛᴇ 😂😂😂😂💎💎💎
HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
:()
𝓜𝓲𝓵𝓭𝓼𝓪𝓾𝓬𝔂 ʟɪᴛᴇ wat
PewDiePie: gaming week
DANTDM: Minecraft Week
Me: Napping Week
🤣
Lol
Me: Eating Week
CAT WEEK!!! Soooooo cute
Same guys
"Even this chicken is scared" - Dan Robert Middleton....
Dan:it's going round my ears!
Other people:did you forget your wearing head phones
Title: Minecraft *BUT*
Thumbnail: Shows Dantdm’s butt in Minecraft with a red X
goering gonzaga cuz binecraft but you get it but
Demonatised
Hello dantdm you are my hero
Dan: "i'm gonna smack a turtle"
Greta thunburg: HOW dArE yOU
Hishaam Malik lol
*g r e t a*
*PETA wants to know your location*
Who’s Greta thumburg?
Uniwhale Hi the annoying democrat girl that cares about climate change but makes you want to do more
dan probably went to drink a cup of tea within that much time 9:54
Dan:Why is the zombie floating!!!!
Me:THERE’S A FLIPPING HORROR MOVIE MONSTER IN FRONT OF YOU!!!!!!!
Dan: That's 2, that's 6, so it multiplies by 2 each time!
*M A T H*
Yeah he had two before
Haven’t u herd Dans now a mathematician...
He knows that 2 x 2 is 6
@@stevebabcock2499
2×2 + 2= 6
2×2=4
4+2=6
IM A NERD
😭😭😭
@@_manger
r/smartpeopleyoutube
Time to 6 = 2
8:38
*INSERT TURTLE MINE MEME THING*
👌
HELLO!
Hello,Hello,Hello(click)HELLO!
Oh No.💥
Your pfp is soo cursed
@imoyourbz LIE
Hi dan!
Your videos every day have made my day!
Don’t quit RUclips!
You’re the best!
Dan: "Minecraft, BUTT everything"
Me: Brace yourselves....
Dan: I’m gonna kill a turtle
VSCO girls: *unsubscribes*
Hahaha skskskks
dead meme dont take up space on comments
YES
So true doh
Grouchywalkingdead1 - RBLX you just said it’s a dead meme
Dan: That’s a bad idea place for an arrow
Me: It’s very painful too
Mom: He’s getting banned
Chat: DanTDM Blew up
Me: Ironic
Dan: "You don't wanna see my stick when it's angry."
me: ...
Lol
haha...
...
Yeah im guud
I love how dan relates to current memes that his young audience won’t understand, but still makes it funny for that audience.
*_we must gas all the audience that doesn't get the memes_*
@@TheGuyThatsNotFunny truuue
@@TheGuyThatsNotFunny where Auschwitz or Berger-Belsen?
Raajan is it too much to ask for both?
@@raajan9655 *_go click my channel and find my gas chamber build_*
The horror game’s name: “Pacheco’s Daughter”
all the ones put together is so funny
Dan: "I want the pig to explode!"
Me: Can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
I get it because he has a pig shirt
So he wants to explode
XD
**intense herobrine mod flashbacks**
8:40 vsco girls: *offended noises*
(Ps. When I typed “vsco” it auto corrected to “bacon”
Dkdk zpalwwp
W
vsco autocorrects to VSCO for me...hmmm,but that's hilarious!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
What has vsco girls got to do with bacon... unless they know something we don't,
also, instead of correcting it to bacon, for me, it corrected it to "back"
Understandable.
Maybe they secretly make turtle bacon
9:56
Some people: *sees columns of grass sprouting up*
Me: *sees Dan’s arms having a seizure*
Dan sees zombie villager: "Aaaah! It's the monster unmasked!"
Me:😒
Beginning of week: I'm not sure how I feel about this.
End of week: It's over 😟 😭
Tru
V e r y
kayson plays roblox and more 2 WE ALL KNOW THIS BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN HE WOULD HAVE TO UPLOAD 2 VIDEOS A DAY AGAIN
imoyourbz omg really
No one asked
Dan: Running around stronghold.
*breaks iron door*
Me: slightly triggered-
Ikr
Its not called an end fortress
It called stronghold
-triggered-
@@James42_ yup
3:13 Dan just broke the one Minecraft rule right there.
3:51 You can hear disk 11 in the back round the running on blocks and jumping and endermen noise
Dan: Minecraft butt videos
Me: *confused cat face
Not laugh didn't funny
Nani?
Oofinity Gaming WOt
Riley Mann that’s so true! XD
My cat bit me when I read that 🥺
"I got sticks, you don't want to see my sticks when there angry" - dan 2020
that moment when you steal someones comment and still flop
Stolen
@@ziekmanny stolen
@@pbow *the word stolen is always stolen on stolen comments so the ppl saying stolen are stealing from the ppl that are saying stolen.*
@@crowby. Mad fax there mate.
Dan: We’ve made a circle of diamonds
Me: Only you did
It's a husk with a mask lol 4:29
8:08 grass on sand??
Hmmmm. Your on to something.
“DanTDM was blown up by a zombie”
Minecraft, 2020
Lmao
Sry i am not the guy that puts emojis
😂
"DanTDM was slain by a cat"
@trixie prim supposed**
Yes, I am part of the grammar police force.
lmfao
"dantdm fell out of the world" yea... right.... FELL of couurse
dan: minecraft week! pewds: GAMING WEEK!?!?!?!
Dan: You don't want to see my sticks when their angry!
Me: Excuse me good sir?
Burger
Petition for dan to do his old intro for his minecraft videos
I mean “hey everyone dan here from the diamond minecart and welcome back to another minecraft video...”
(Only og’s will remember)
Nostalgia oof as soon as i saw this went and watched all of his old vids again
O.G
@Galaxy funtimes Not just the intro. But also the outro (goodbye! then he proceeds to shake the screen) and the old Intro and outro music
648R13L -_- that would be even better
DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOOO
Turn this to a series
Some of the weeks which became years, 1. Gaming Week 2. Minecraft week
"minecraft but it's lightspeed"
"even the sheep is fast"
*video stops and loads*
me: well I guess I guess my wifi isn't lightspeed...
I guess I guess?
"i guess i guess"
Nothing is light speed in urer life but jumpsracrs are
14:20 “DanTDM was blown up by *zombie*
I was confused too
14:34 "DanTDM was blown up by a Skeleton"
What if Dan comes back to this map and say Dan:what The Who mad this map called Minecraft Butt
Normal youtubers: become family friendly after having a kid
Dan:starts making more dirty jokes
Wha
I do
Best dad award
That makes no sense but ok
@@brando4303 he/she means that dan is starting to say dirty minded jokes
Dan: look even this chicken is scared and it doesn’t want to be near me, oh wait am I the scary one!?
Me: *looks at pig shirt* yes.. yes you are...
Yes
is cool
Lol
HeHE
Piggy
Dan:minecraft but it's a horror game
Me: pooh fundy's mod
Me:what is this
"DanTDM was blown up by Zombie" ( 14:21 )
"DanTDM was blown up by skeleton" (14:35)
"DanTDM was blown up by Zombie Villager" (14:53)
this game is cursed, man
Imagine jumping and playing around when before you know it you are 350km in the air.
(Fun fact: 350km is the start of space! The border to space is called the imaginary karman line)
Haha haha lololol 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Haha
Isn't the karman line at 100km altitude? 350km is the ISS's orbit.
ikr
Well it is a pretty easy mistake to make.
Dantdm: *looks at horse*
Also Danton: WHAT IS THAT
Semen lol brooooo hahahshisjds xhaha
@Ethan calix de castro k
watching DanTDM streak since 2015: more than 30 videos lel