An Unwanted Visit from the Demon Matt Damon
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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2020
- Jimmy announces that after almost 18 years of doing this show he will be taking the summer off and some very talented and capable people will be filling in for him as guest hosts. Loser Matt Damon interrupts Jimmy's announcement with some thoughts on his summer break. Unbeknownst to Jimmy, Matt has been living in his house during the entire quarantine. Jimmy has been making donations to worthwhile causes chosen by our guests every day during the shutdown. Our guest today, Pharrell Williams, chose World Central Kitchen. Please help Chef José Andrés fight hunger around the world. Go here to donate - wck.org/ #JimmyKimmelLiveFromHisHouse #MattDamon
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The day jimmy kimmel retires, the final guest on his show must be matt damon at all costs
I literally was just thinking this.
It has to be Matt Damon. Let's just hope he will not be stranded again somewhere. Even so we have to save him to be on Jimmy Kimmel.
He's going to die on that show
Yep.
If he's alive.
Wow, even the coronavirus can't stop the most long lasting joke
Joke?
coronavirus?
@@123ShoutNeymar yes it's a joke. You should google/youtube the history of their "feud". Lots of funny stuff and this has been going on for years.
@@dcbabe0270 whooooooosh
@@123ShoutNeymar It's the same thing that Andy Kaufman and Jerry Lawler did for years. A pretend feud that has some legitimacy so as to confuse people, like you, to think it's real. If it wasn't a joke, Jimmy wouldn't have let Matt into his house for the bit. 🤷🏼♂️
There is an entire generation that doesn't get the beef now.
Ice Bear yeah..lol...old people didn’t have google or RUclips...they don’t know how easy it is to catch up 🆙
Entire generation? Dude, the 'feud' started in 2006. That's only 14 years ago.
@@TylerWhitlock bruh, I was born in that year and yes, that is practically and entire generation.
@@eg.osorio No, that's less than a generation. Your age is not a measurement of a generation.
@@TylerWhitlock it's not been technically a generation but they're right in the sense that there a a lot of people my age that were born or grew up after this whole Kimmel-Damon thing started
Jimmy: "You're not smart enough"
Matt: *Survives on Mars for over a year*
you know... Matt hasn't "really" been on Mars... It was more like, uhm, kind of a Movie. ...sorry Dude!
r/woooosh
@@hansdumbf7608 you know.... it's a joke, sorry dude!
Heads up the /rwooooosh comments are coming.
Plus hes a Maths genius!
@@iRDude415 r/woooosh
Plot twist: Jimmy goes off because he wants to spend more time with Matt Damon
Not a plot twist.. we already know how much they really love each other
So you are telling me he is.. F#$&ing Matt Damon?!!
@aljanat5 Sometimes you need to tune out the world and have a good laugh.
They are "butt-buddies"
That is the plot, not the twist
This has got to be the longest running talk show gag.
Paul Rudd playing that awful video on Conan may be longer running. Both are great bits though
Well, this one and Paul Rudd, but still
Agree😆
@@jbaker1107 Yes! The Mac and Me clip.
Look up Morecambe & Wise?
The most memorable long lasting fake "feud" that ever existed. 😊
What about Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman?
@@Ragastr this one is older and funnier i think. :)
@@Ragastr The Jimmy and Matt feud has been going on for 14 years. The one you are talking about, 12 years. Jimmy and Matt way funnier.
what about ricky gervais and steve carell
Matt Cline 12 years? When/how did it start?
Molly sneaking out of the room was EPIC 😂😂
Lol 😂
"I will, I'm going into your wife"... I think Matt wins.
Matt's the best.
agreed, i was starting to wonder how long it would take for him to appear after the pandemic started
You go enjoy Matt, jimmy still wants summer break 😀
Omg...love this running gag. Get a divorce Jimmy. Molly still gets half. She will be laughing anyways. 😅
Omg 😂
I'm glad that his wife Molly partakes in his jokes and sarcasm. Not everyone would appreciate being told they are being divorced on TV. Three cheers to Molly.
Molly actually writes a lot of them as she was/is a writer for the show
But she gets to sleep with Matt Damon, that was the deal.
@@athecheat really? How do you know 🧐
If you can't take part in that joke then maybe you shouldn't be married in the first place.
@@birsingh5388 Even Molly thought Matt was the baby daddy.
What I love most about this running joke is that, when Kimmel started it all those years ago, he hadn't even met Damon yet. According to Damon in an interview, it was later during some Prime Time event or whatever that they met and Damon asked why him, and Kimmel admitted it came out of the blue, he could have said any name, just happened to mention him. And by deciding to play along, it seems Matt and Jimmy have become true friends, because honestly, at this point in their "feud", they really have to be best friends to do the stuff they do lol. I know I'm not saying anything almost everyone here knows, just wanted to comment on how I love the way this friendship was born and how it has obviously become stronger. I hope their feud never ends!
Thanks for sharing this. I didn't know about the feud until I saw this episode. I have not been watching Kimmel long.
And I think that the producers want the feud continue in order for people to watch Jimmy Kimmel Live
They truly are. Matt was one of the people in contact with Jimmy and Molly when Billy was born and having such a hard time with his health.
Can’t agree more with the initial comment
Whilst we know that they’re clearly friends
It always funny to “forget” that and just let the idea of the feud going
😆
Its actually Sarah Silverman idea, Jimmy only had c listers etc on his show so he was bummed at first, so Sarah said it would be funny to do a gag where Jimmy didn't have time for an A lister, jimmy chose Matt damon, then his Matt's agent called and said "we love it, keep doing it" and the rest is history
"im going into ur wife"
Idk how JK's children gonna feel when they grow n watch this video. 😂
They'll probably be glad to learn that Matt Damon is their father?
I thought Tracy Morgan was the father?
They would go for a dna test
Scarred for life.
Lol
"I will.. I'm going in your wife" - Matt Damon the Legend
Into*
I choked from laughing at that line.
I died there 🤣 didn t expect the skit to be so wild ngl
In oregon bread hasn't been evenly broken for a while, when the current president did it our millionaire mayor wouldn't let us enjoy our crumbs, Ted Wheeler hasn't missed a meal in a long time, but he will never stop hurting people
Yes he is a legendary sicko with his Sicko friends
Maybe Jimmy needs to exorcise his house to get it free of damonic influence.
*Damonic* 😂
Underrated comment
Nice!
Nailed it!!
Ha! I see what you did there
Whatever it is, the last episode of Kimmel has to be with Matt Damon.
Yes please I love both ❤️
Unless of course one of them dies abruptly...
I feel they will say they r going bring in Matt for last show, then Jimmy will announce he ran out of time. Then Matt gets mad and start to brake everything down!! Can't see any other way. Directors will make the on-screen forever/eternal!!!
Whaaat crazy
Sheesh
“I’m going into your wife” wasn’t part of the script 😂😂
I can also make up stuff: Matt Damon wasn't in the script
@@elwizschold 🤣🤣
GN Mino Mino who broke your heart g 😂😂
"I will, I'm going into your wife". The feud just became severely intense. Hope the kids don't get confused!
"just became"? You do know who the real father of the kids is, don't you?
@@Professor_Gamble Who?
Guillermo.
Trump
Dennis Rodman
Never thought Matt Damon would come back after all these years.
why they do the bit every few months and have for years. but this time i am surprised only cause of with Jimmy Being home i didn't think Matt was gonna do it during this time. but i'm glad he did and no doubt they missed each other too
He never left?!
@@jelda14 I think he just comes around when they have to do the show
They'll do this like 2/3x a year, what do you mean "after all these years"?
Plot twist: Jimmy thought it was an improv skit they're playing. Turned out it's real.....
The scandal
Matt Damon started his career as a janitor, then he became a pick pocket, soon when he realized he has skills he became an assassin, but in the end he became a botanist & went to Mars. This is a life transformation truly to admire.
He also saved China.
@@vuluu2687 yep, from monsters, lol.
And...bought a zoo
Thank God he survived the trip to Mars so this running gag could continue!
gotta thank him too i guess for my jordan 1s...hahaha
“Hey Jimmy! How’s your wife and my kids?” - Matt Damon (probably)
🎶On the bed, on the floor, on the towel, by the door... In the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar...🎶
Omg
@@muppetallica 😂😂😂😂
Jimmy met his wife as she was one of the comedy writers on his show. Good thing she has a sense of humor.
it was like a metoo that worked out
😎 Wouldn't a sense of humour be a prerequisite for a comedy writer?
Just askin' for a friend... 😏😉
Im sure most women can take a joke about Matt Damon going into them just fine.
she's probably the one who wrote the joke ... like the one when they wonder who's the daddy
Given the fact that the whole Matt Damon joke is a call back to his former girlfriend Sarah Silverman over 10 years ago now.
lmao, it's written "loser matt damon interrupts jimmy's announcement" in the description
“I will, I am going into your wife” had the be the best comeback I have ever heard 😂. Love these 2.
This joke should only end after the actual show ends
Even after the show ends it should still continue lol
It should continue with whoever replaces Kimmel, like he'll never leave the set
no it shouldn’t end at all lol
Good thing is that the show will probably end very soon :D
Matt Damon should be the new host like if jimmy fully retires
It seems that Matt is already a part of your family. He is like the child that never leaves home🤣🤣🤣
He left the planet, but he wont leave Jimmy alone.
My wife and children are dead. I cut their throats. Call 911. I need help.
Waitaminute! If he's part of Kimmel's family? Then who that guy whose been hanging out around here....?
Like Stuart from BBT
Anonymous xvvii ...TF?
Everyone saying that Mat Damon should be his last guest when Jimmy retires but in reality he's his guest in every episode.
"I will, I'm going into your wife".. Matt Damon is a SAVAGE!!
Hands down, Matt Damon wins this round with "I am going into your wife" 😂😂
Isn't it basically a recurring theme? I seem to remember someone else pretty close to Jimmy who was f...ing Matt Damon.
@@MarkLangdahl was that Silverman, getting old and can't keep up with stuff like I used to...
😂😂
Hollywood is full of douch bags
Lmfao!!!! 😂
I will never get tired of this feud!
Well actually, that is a joke. Don''t get serious. It's a part of the show...
savages 90 woah what gave you that idea
@@AL-qe7xn are you kidding me, he was so pissed off, even called for a divorce and it was all on TV!
Maclain Yeah I agree... but the idiots in the comments constantly pointing out it’s a joke kinda spoils it!
The fact that Matt is casually sleeping with Jimmy's wife yet he reacts like "Of course that's something Matt would do" and never anything beyond that is hilarious
I will never grow tired of this Hollywood "feud" ... best part is Kimmel's deadpan delivery. LOVE it!
Hello 👋 how are you doing I appreciate your support and love ❤️
Even the coronavirus pandemic cannot stop this long lasting feud.
Nope, this feud will go on forever
Why are they fighting again 🤔
TOJO J looong long story
This IS HILLLLAAARIOUS!!! He’s STILL waiting to be “ON” the show!!! The best, longest joke EVER!😂🤣
"Okay, Jimmy" So short but so funny that I can even hear the public laughing
Matt:" that is so stupid".
Jimmy: " you are so stupid".
LMAO 😂😂😂😂
"I will, I'm going into your wife" - Matt Damon
Best one liner comeback I have heard all year 😆
Wow, did not think they'd have the balls to say "I'm going into your wife" on the show. Corona virus got ol Jimmy Kimmel back to his roots almost.
“balls”?!?
This is not MLB®, dammit!
You're confusing this with ESPN® on ABC®.
Ah yes the number 1 fear tool for brainwashed liberal democrats...! “The coronavirus” 👌🏻🇺🇸✊🏻
When Jimmy was on stage he was in the backstage but now he is in the bedroom...
Matt Damon has come a long way😂😂
😂😂😂
Kudos to these two, they have been running this for a long time and it still is funny
Matt: I’m going into your wife...
Matt’s daughter: ...Jimmy Kimmel Live 🎶
nooo
...this is ridiculous.
Mygaudsake.. This should be on the top comments
too funny
Jimmy's wife, not Matt's (is he even married?).
Jimmy's daughter, not Matt's daughter.
I'm just glad that Jimmy got his adorable daughter and his adorable friend Matt, for the last show.
@Aquarian American
If you see a child and think, "yes.... Pedophilia," then perhaps you're the problem. Just saying.
@@ashlynteague115 yeah tell that to movie producers
@@ashlynteague115 Truly spoken
@Aquarian American then that means he doesn't, right??
He should be replaced permanently.
Take care man ,enjoy your vacations with your family ,saludos desde México .
love how the description reads, "Loser Matt Damon interrupts Jimmy's announcement..."
hilarious lmfao
Hello 👋 how are you doing I appreciate your support and love ❤️
Never gets old.I m amazed how molly cooperates
Me too, I can't wait for the day when the kids get in on it. Imagine the kids calling Matt Damon "daddy"
@@Evevanessa hahahaha i can already picture jimmy's reaction
@@Evevanessa lol you got me laughing so hard Whit that comment I picture the scene.
@OGAquaranus she wrote this bit so she could be alone with Matt Damon
The fake hate/feud between Jimmy and Matt is still freaking hilarious after all this time.👋👋👋👋👋👋
What do you mean, fake?
@@HiChrisss It means it's not real.
@@HiChrisss Basically it means fake which means not real which means fake.
@@vampirethespiderbatgod9740 what? No, it's clearly real! Didn't you see how mad jimmy was??
@@HiChrisss it's called acting and playing a role for crying out loud. That's why Matt is an actor and Jimmy is a TV host because they can both get into character. If this was really, how would Matt get into his house in the first place. Their fake feud is fun for us. You need to seriously take it as a joke because it's fake.
I Love this long lasting joke between Jimmy and Matt ! They're hilarious and I laugh so hard every time. You guys are great and the best
When Matt says "Have a great summer in lake whoever gives a f**k where you're going" if you listen closely, you could almost hear Molly's laughter in the background 😁
2:18
Good ear. 2:18
This is everything I've ever wanted!!! Let this beef never die. Appreciate the social distancing boys!!!!!!
Ditto
"Molly! Get your mask on! I'm on my way." 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well they are supposed to adhere to safe sex practice during COVID19 and I hear the only “safe” technique the Health Dept is promoting are glory holes 👀 😂
Funny how even pretending this feud you can tell they love each other.
Really
so true.
@@jameszhang8152 Where are you from and how long have you been a fan?
@@mattdamon492 I‘m from China. I have been a fan of him since a couple of years ago. Well I think Matt Damon is a very talented and loyal man that I should learn from.
@@jameszhang8152 Thank you. Nice meeting you
Omg just spat my drink everywhere at that “I’m going into your wife” line 🤣🤣 their fake feud gets funnier each time.
Thank you
Did Matt really just say "I will, I'm going into your wife?" I love these two guys. and Jimmy's wife must be the greatest wife ever coz you know, there are some nuts out there who really think that she does sleep with Matt. Am I the only one who wishes Matt was on every episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live?
His wife Molly is a writer on the show. She could have written the bit.
His wife is a terrible comedian from what I hear but she is hot and has a sense of humor so I’m sure she coo with people thinking she screwing Matt Damien lol
I agree with how good it would be do have Damon on the show all the time but then it wouldn't be as funny as when he pops out from behind a camera or hides inside Ben Affleck's suit
It started about his ex Sarah Silverman and Matt :) :)
Two funny guys... Yeah I agree: Matt should be on every JK show.
Every matured husband or man needs a bromance straight relationship with someone just like Matt and Jimmy. The wife not nagging about their friendship and also being part of it makes it very funny. These guys are friends for life. Real buddies. The way she sneaked out killed me.😁😁😁😁
This is clearly a comment by Matt Damon. I’m on to you!
"You have a great summer wherever you're going"
"I will. I'm going into your wife."
DAAAAAAAMMMNNN... 😂😂😂
DEAD BODY REPORTED
DAAAAMON
Other People: This pandemic changed everything across the globe.
Me: Are you sure?
*We Need to Agree on Something, Jimmy has the Coolest Wife*
She's a scriptwriter on his show, so the idea would probably have come from her team
I would do it too for that long lasting joke😂😂
So true
In oregon bread hasn't been evenly broken for a while, when the current president did it our millionaire mayor wouldn't let us enjoy our crumbs, Ted Wheeler hasn't missed a meal in a long time, but he will never stop hurting people
😂😂 This deserves a standing ovation. The effects, the jokes, the feud, these two are just awesome. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I was so looking for this!!! ❤❤❤
After a long time watching both of you together. Actually three of you. Love the battle. ♥️
Take Love Jimmy,Matt and Molly ♥️
This makes my day. I can't get tired of their fake feud
Not fake
U mean its not real?
Who said it's fake?
C’mon guys you think they’d film this together if their feud was real? You have to be pretty good friends to joke like this
"i'm going into your wife" please protect matt at all costs, thanks
@mariso tamayo. My wife and children are dead. I cut their throats. Call 911. I need help.
@@Anonymousxxiiii then read CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 🙁
@@Anonymousxxiiii what????
Been waiting for this again😂
Matt and Jimmy made my days so easy.😂
I guess we all know “Who likes them apples” lol
lol, nice one
Nice one 😂😂
Of course, we all know that these apples are loved by Putin 😁 in Russia there is a fairy tale about rejuvenation apples, so Putin looks young 😁😁😁
"I will, I'm going into your wife" even as a joke that had to sting a little😂
How about the wife sneaking out of the room! Now that's funny!
W Lee it’s called having a sense of humour and is not to be taken either literally or seriously, lighten up!
@@bellabana My comment is called sarcasm and is not to be taken literally or seriously, lighten up a little to you too.
"TORI SPELLING STORY TELLING".... I'm definitely gonna read that book during this quarentine 😂😂😂
It’s so awkward without the audience laughing
Apologies to Matt Damon we’ve run out of time tonight
it' stupid that i was expecting "woooohoooo........" from audience when matt showed up
Ha ha same here
With all the technology they could have added wooooohooooooo in the background ..
You're not alone 😂
Wooooohoooooo
Yeah 😂
Hahaha! Enjoy your vacay Jimmy. You've done well under the circumstances. Thank you for the entertainment. Stay safe and healthy, God bless you and your's... including Matt.
Good for you Jimmy!! Everyone needs to take a break, especially after 18 years!! Enjoy your break. Peace Love & Light!! Kudos to Matt Damon
Hello 👋 how are you doing I appreciate your support and love ❤️
@@mattdamon5156 I'm doing well. Thank you for replying. You're such a good human being, BigAssSmile. Blessings for you and your beautiful family. Peace Love &Light
@@lauraevansfletcher9320 wow that’s where are you from and how long have you been a fan
You deserve a break Jimmy! Go on that well deserved break!!
He's gonna go from that room to the other room lol
He needs to take his wife...after 3 months with Matt, SHE deserves some R and R
"I will, I'm going into your wife."- Matt Damon
Iconic
Can't believe he said that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*bweeeee bweeeee*
scotty doesn't know
Best feud around. This one was hilarious. Love the Omaze charity dinner skit too.
@ Jimmy Kimmel live... OMG That was awesome. LMAO
OMG that was hilarious! How cool of your wife and Matt to play along and do that! LOL!
Remember Matt Damon was in contagion but he never warned us about this 😂
it never crossed my mind when seeing it
That sunovabitch!!!
I know i said the same..
@P Muller Ahh...
That season premiere..?!!
Walt Disney® Television will not approve.
Why's he wearing the Mask? He's immune
Jimmy: "You have a great summer wherever you're going"
Damon: "I will, I am going into your wife"
LMAO...
Great finale Jimmy!!!! I've been watching for 18 years and will continue to do so for as long as you want to do the show. :)
He's been cancelled
Jimmy: Why is my wife in the room?
Matt: Why do you think she's in the room?
The rivalry is strong with these two.
*"what am I going do?!"*
Matt: what am I going do with myself..wen u gone..
Jimmy: wat u normally do?
Matt: *wait for u to come back*
nohomotho
I understood that reference
I know! How about you go to boating school with me!
Molly leaving Matt's bedroom was when I finally fell off the couch! 🤣
Molly sneak out from the room.... hilarious Molly 😂
Incredible! I was just thinking: which way are they going to put Matt Damon on the show in now? And there it is! We are really gonna miss you Jimmy!
"I'm going into your wife."
Oh my god. I love this so much. 🤣
Brilliant! Thank you!
I watched this several times. "you're not smart enough to understand" makes me laugh everytime.
Matt Damon is gorgeous and all but jimmy really looks fantastic
Yeah he looks hottt
You drastically lowered the word Fantastic to a point where you can read it Fantesticles
I will personally miss you jimmy. you've been giving me my daily laugh during these crazy times. enjoy yourself my friend!
His show is one of the things that have been keeping me laughing during these crazy times.
I love how Molly takes part in these gags.
Hello 👋 how are you doing I appreciate your support and love ❤️
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This is a feud that no matter how old it gets, it only gets better lol 😂
Don’t ever stop this rivalry. It’s the best thing since sliced bread.
Hello 👋 how are you doing I appreciate your support and love ❤️
This is my favorite bit in the shows history
LMAO!!!! Love the chemistry between these two
I will, I'm going into your wife.... 😂😆🤣
Never get tired of these two,, Both of you stay safe! Thanks for the smile
When Matt Damon just lives in your house... LOL
I wish the title was “Matt Demon” instead of “The Demon Matt Damon”
Bond, James Bond!
Really?
Classic book and classic gag. 👍 Take care and enjoy the time! Regards from 🇩🇪