Humans Finally Got A Superpower... And The Galaxy Was NOT Prepared | HFY

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

Комментарии • 33

  • @andrewrowe8768
    @andrewrowe8768 18 дней назад +32

    Sell the aliens decaf and invite them in to sit with the humans, then give them a certificate for "I survived the coffee zone" 😂

  • @NathanBChampine
    @NathanBChampine 19 дней назад +31

    It is a good thing no one asked what other caffeinated beverages humans drink. I seriously don't think they could have handled it well. Not to mention how those beverages mix well together. Caffeine slurry mixed with simple syrup and carbonated water. The original energy drink.

    • @beccabbea2511
      @beccabbea2511 18 дней назад +4

      And chocolate, don't forget added chocolate, which also contains caffeine😁. AND hot chocolate with just about anything you can imagine. Then there's hot chocolate with chilli. Deeelicious. 😋😂😋🤣

    • @Dont_Wanna_Be_Famous_666
      @Dont_Wanna_Be_Famous_666 16 дней назад +2

      Don't forget a gulp cup full of 6 hour energy

  • @sonicfanrc
    @sonicfanrc 18 дней назад +7

    If we ever do get superpower half of us would use it for the most mundane tasks or pure uther chaos their is no in-between.

  • @pikatheminecrafter
    @pikatheminecrafter 19 дней назад +6

    Cookie clicker, but for coffee. The media becomes coffee. The economy becomes coffee. The universe becomes coffee.

  • @larryrubin1718
    @larryrubin1718 19 дней назад +6

    Love these funny stories. Wonderful. I listen to them in bed. Always makes me smile. Keep them coming. :-)

  • @jeffjames4064
    @jeffjames4064 18 дней назад +6

    Should see what we do to tequila 😅

  • @danileneherbert6108
    @danileneherbert6108 19 дней назад +14

    And not a Chen anywhere...most refreshing and a good story!

    • @Lilixia
      @Lilixia 18 дней назад +3

      11:40

    • @beccabbea2511
      @beccabbea2511 18 дней назад +1

      We do have a Zix and a Rodriguez. 😂

  • @xuk6042
    @xuk6042 19 дней назад +8

    These stories never fail to make me laugh 😂

  • @ryanparish7567
    @ryanparish7567 16 дней назад +1

    Not me listening to this as I make coffee 😂😂

  • @davidl.leggate8186
    @davidl.leggate8186 19 дней назад +3

    Thank you very much for another wonderful story thank you very much for your time and effort for putting all together 10 out of 10

  • @rhondatrout1360
    @rhondatrout1360 18 дней назад +2

    Can you imagine if we really did that? BPs go up and we all die of heart attacks. LOL

    • @Dont_Wanna_Be_Famous_666
      @Dont_Wanna_Be_Famous_666 16 дней назад

      I'd say it's possible, I drank 4 energy drinks in one sitting, stayed awake for 3 days straight and by the third night I looked like I had shell shock, my eyes were blood shot and I was just dead, I felt like a zombie, barely remember those nights

  • @m.jasondoty9062
    @m.jasondoty9062 19 дней назад +1

    I wonder at which point they'll discover Kahlua and B-52s.

  • @bluelick7578
    @bluelick7578 16 дней назад

    Listening to this with a cup.

  • @M3RDERbot
    @M3RDERbot 19 дней назад +1

    lol this is the best listen I’ve had in weeks.

  • @grampaj3416
    @grampaj3416 19 дней назад +2

    These help me through my day, smiling. Thank you. (Edit) ste coffee pot timer for 0300.

  • @NoelleNaturally
    @NoelleNaturally 15 дней назад

    Wait until they find out about tea, and chocolate, and asthma caffeine protocols.

  • @thehackdirtian8885
    @thehackdirtian8885 13 дней назад +1

    Pulsating happened early this time

  • @Unotakehandle
    @Unotakehandle 16 дней назад

    The pumpkin spice must flow

  • @robinchwan
    @robinchwan 17 дней назад

    no alien is coming in between meand my morning coffee!!!

  • @KuDastardly
    @KuDastardly 14 дней назад

    We humans are found to have a drop of blood in our caffeine stream.

  • @SeptemberMeadows
    @SeptemberMeadows 18 дней назад

    It's even better when combined with capsaicin and cocoa

  • @phoenix_kiana
    @phoenix_kiana 5 дней назад

    Wait until they find out that caffeine is also used for medicine for those of us that have ADHD lol

  • @eliandervalderen5849
    @eliandervalderen5849 13 дней назад

    I did not know that I was a thing but I've been doing that for years

  • @Kayre0001
    @Kayre0001 19 дней назад +1

    Brain Implosion Energy.

  • @beccabbea2511
    @beccabbea2511 18 дней назад

    NO, NO, NO. IT'S NOT "here, here" it IS "hear, hear." As in, I hear you, I hear you!" Sigh. It's what members of parliament used to shout when agreeing with someone. It got shortened to just hear hear.

  • @rhondatrout1360
    @rhondatrout1360 18 дней назад

    Patience

  • @benjaminduke48
    @benjaminduke48 18 дней назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 most people use it for bowl movement aid.