Things Not To Say On A Shidduch Date

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

Комментарии • 262

  • @batiasegal3117
    @batiasegal3117 4 года назад +72

    “I’ve been learning Mesechet Gittin, so if it doesn’t work out, I know the halachot” this was hilarious

  • @Uncle-Smart-Alec
    @Uncle-Smart-Alec 3 года назад +34

    "Nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date"- greatest line of all time!

  • @mamboz1
    @mamboz1 11 лет назад +68

    One of the funniest clips around, but you really need to know the Jewish orthodox world to appreciate the humor.

  • @elliec9097
    @elliec9097 3 года назад +25

    This was great! Would love to see a Covid19 version of this. Fresh material, same guys.

  • @852AKong
    @852AKong 7 лет назад +21

    1:42 "if i dont look directly into your eyes it's not because I'm very frum it's because I'm nervous" and 3:05 "I'm in my room studying my shulchan aruch and you're in the kitchen with your shulchan aruch" LOLLLL those really got me

  • @dr.hollynobil1572
    @dr.hollynobil1572 5 лет назад +32

    Lol “i know this traif Item known as the denim skirt” im in tears! 😂😂😂😂

  • @JoshuaFinancialPL
    @JoshuaFinancialPL 8 лет назад +30

    my wife dated 16 years, never went 3 dates before we met. 8 dates in 5 weeks, we celebrate 12th in november and have 4 children. she cant eatch this video its so accurate. u guys are brilliant comedians!

  • @marthajulian1
    @marthajulian1 9 лет назад +47

    I'm not Jewish :( but I understood most of it. I break out in laughter at random moments still. Hysterical!

    • @hrocket9448
      @hrocket9448 3 года назад +9

      I don’t think you really get the real funny jokes

    • @Proud_Troll
      @Proud_Troll Год назад +1

      Are you at all familiar with Jewish culture?

  • @AthenaOfArgos
    @AthenaOfArgos 11 лет назад +13

    This just doesn't get old!

  • @DarkGloComics
    @DarkGloComics 2 года назад +14

    "The more ice you put in, you don't get so much soda!" 💀💀💀💀
    I remember my kids asking why I always order mine with light ice..."Ice is a scam! It's already cooled in the machine and they charge you $1.50 then give you half soda!"

  • @mindyschaper
    @mindyschaper 11 лет назад +38

    HYSTERICAL. My husband and I were laughing till we cried at the "I have a minhag to be misboded every half hour." Great job- keep producing quality and clean entertainment!

  • @bostonpatriot613
    @bostonpatriot613 8 лет назад +54

    Oh, for Heaven's sakes. Too many serious comments. This is a SATIRE - based on the dumb, dumb, things said on such dates by young, or young-ish guys who don't know what they're doing. Sheesh. Give it a rest. It's simply too laugh.

    • @aviezerscop401
      @aviezerscop401 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you. Finally, someone logical.

  • @carolinestbmw5689
    @carolinestbmw5689 7 лет назад +23

    Haha love this vid. These guys are so funny!!
    "The reward system in our house isn't going to be with vacations, iPods, gifts.. a chocolate chip!"
    😂😂
    6:04 was hysterical😂😂😂

  • @chodeshadar18
    @chodeshadar18 11 лет назад +6

    You guys are actually pretty good actors! Hysterical!

  • @HOMESTEAD_INSTEAD
    @HOMESTEAD_INSTEAD 10 лет назад +30

    My favorite part is the joke at 2:10
    and also - "You mind if I smoke? Oh you do? Ok no problem, I wont blow near you"
    Oh and the part - "You and I know that this this is not imaiseh. So, eeeh, tell me.... you have any younger sisters? lololol

  • @8wtvr8
    @8wtvr8 10 лет назад +26

    glasses dude is the best-he's outrageous-and so deadpan

    • @bostonpatriot613
      @bostonpatriot613 8 лет назад +2

      He's a riot!

    • @bluej7922
      @bluej7922 4 года назад +1

      He's giving me flashbacks from my old boss who was such a shmuck 🤦‍♀️

    • @YoutubeProductReview
      @YoutubeProductReview 3 года назад

      Totally

    • @grasmereguy5116
      @grasmereguy5116 Год назад

      There were two glasses dudes, but I think you meant the disciplinarian.

  • @vaniamelamed5285
    @vaniamelamed5285 8 лет назад +26

    All of you are exceptional talents. Your humor is beyond your years, your delivery is cunning. It's almost uncomfortable to watch because your humor is so wise and astute it's slightly depressing you observed this much from how we date. :/

    • @liveandletlive2894
      @liveandletlive2894 5 лет назад +1

      They're regular yeshiva guys and now happily married

  • @sarahmascara8341
    @sarahmascara8341 8 лет назад +23

    Haaaaaaaaaaaa hahaha "there's nothing like a cigarette on a bad date!"

  • @racer935
    @racer935 8 лет назад +23

    2:00 even the cameraman is trying not to laugh

  • @LevAryehJerusalem
    @LevAryehJerusalem  11 лет назад +8

    Thinking about posting the bloopers...

  • @rosepearl7092
    @rosepearl7092 4 года назад +9

    "If this doesn't work out I know the halachos" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
    "You're mamash like a mussar sefer" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @naomiburn6359
    @naomiburn6359 9 лет назад +17

    My laughing muscles hurt

  • @Myipadrox
    @Myipadrox 10 лет назад +13

    every time i watch this i feel like im on a date in a lounge all over again LOLL this was great :)

  • @414rl
    @414rl 11 лет назад +14

    hahahahahha this is hilarious.....there's nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date....i laughed so hard

  • @ibnyahud
    @ibnyahud 10 лет назад +9

    "...what's your name takeh?..." ROFL

  • @hotgirljen99
    @hotgirljen99 11 лет назад +3

    I think it's 3:49. "We have what to talk about". Perfect! Please post more videos!

  • @Nethanel773
    @Nethanel773 10 лет назад +10

    The second guy, I can see George Costanza saying all that. :P

  • @larrygrebler5054
    @larrygrebler5054 2 месяца назад

    This just came up on my feed. Still very funny after all these yrs.

  • @restlichtman
    @restlichtman 11 лет назад +8

    Oh my gosh! This red headed guy is a genius!

  • @donfuchsss
    @donfuchsss 2 месяца назад

    In one word......"OUTSTANDING! " These three guys are super talented, great script and timing....and great accuracy concerning exactly how to hit your funny bone. Wishing them all tremendous Hatzlacha with all that they do for themselves, for HKB'H and for Klal Yisroel!
    Dun Fuchs

  • @wolfieinthedance
    @wolfieinthedance 9 лет назад +29

    "You don't like drugs??"

    • @swdsification
      @swdsification 6 лет назад +1

      Ari Bari got a feeling your gonna be left hanging😂

  • @jnankin
    @jnankin 5 лет назад +6

    0:24 the tzitzis straggler string has me dying.

  • @craftyforever101
    @craftyforever101 9 лет назад +9

    This was so funny I was cracking up the whole time

  • @MarcusCole455
    @MarcusCole455 9 лет назад +10

    I couldn't stop laughing!

  • @topsalespro
    @topsalespro 11 лет назад +9

    I'll tell you what to say and what NOT to say on a Shidduch date,
    If/when the prospective Kallah, as any true Baas Yisroel is compelled to request of her true real life Zivik."What is your favorite Meh'Sech'Tah"?? Her suitor under any circumstances should never respond with,say, Gitten, Yeh'Vom'Oys,or Chas Veh'Sholom,Makos,but to offer Kehdushin, KehSooBoyss, and certainly best of all, ShehK'Kulim!

    • @aviezerscop401
      @aviezerscop401 5 лет назад +1

      I personally like Kiddushin and Shabbos.

  • @monseyfaigy9
    @monseyfaigy9 11 лет назад +4

    i love this!! "i'm going to have to check your yichus if you don't like chulent" hahaha

  • @devorahfriedlander9139
    @devorahfriedlander9139 5 лет назад +6

    "How many diets did you try?" Haha...Next!

  • @RichardGMoss
    @RichardGMoss 11 лет назад +3

    Most non English expressions in this video are Hebrew and are used because they express concepts more succinctly than any translation.

  • @phatcat3705
    @phatcat3705 7 лет назад +4

    What the heck did I just watch?! (It's a good thing). 😄 If this video is based on some fact, that's kind of a terrifying([ly] hilarious!) thought. If these were my shidduchim, they'd probably mistake my reaction as an approval because I'd be laughing way too hard the entire time. 😆

  • @myForumDaily
    @myForumDaily 11 лет назад +6

    here comes Mrs.Kugelmacher!!!
    lmao rofl

  • @Redbishop613
    @Redbishop613 11 лет назад +2

    I had to hit pause a few times to stop laughing! This is so hilarious!

  • @avetherav
    @avetherav 11 лет назад +4

    this video made me laugh and cry at the same time!

  • @afish1100
    @afish1100 8 лет назад +1

    This kid has so much talent

  • @joshuaengel7119
    @joshuaengel7119 5 лет назад +1

    Lo never gets old

  • @DKK9720
    @DKK9720 10 лет назад +1

    haha 5:39 I was cracking up! this video is hilarious-good job!

  • @Yaalah
    @Yaalah 11 лет назад +1

    Starts off painful, gets pretty watchable and funny.

  • @4862cjc
    @4862cjc Год назад +1

    “There is nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date!”

  • @ZevMeth_originaljewishmusic
    @ZevMeth_originaljewishmusic 5 лет назад +1

    Dr. Dreizich is legit the funniest guy around! A professional comedian!

  • @ellaviolettta
    @ellaviolettta 7 лет назад +1

    I'm writing a script for a film about a sidduch and this was amazing inspo for me haha thank you!!

  • @TheJediKenneth
    @TheJediKenneth 10 лет назад +2

    I think I may have been over on some of these.

  • @jdjehesj
    @jdjehesj 11 лет назад +2

    Good stuff "there is nothing like a good cigarette on a bad date "

  • @SariteDavis
    @SariteDavis 8 лет назад +8

    a chocolate chip!!! XD

  • @TeachESL
    @TeachESL 11 лет назад +4

    This is one of the reasons why boys and girls should not be separated so much from each other!

    • @aviezerscop401
      @aviezerscop401 5 лет назад

      Nope, some boys are just incredibly bad at talking tachlis.

  • @barryhorowitz9503
    @barryhorowitz9503 9 месяцев назад

    Still The best of all Yeshivish parodies! Cry laughing each time!
    "Here comes MRS. KugelMacher!!"
    "Ladies"

  • @alexlax9210
    @alexlax9210 11 лет назад +2

    Great job to all, but loved the chocolate chip line. Genius!

  • @lorenzorox219
    @lorenzorox219 11 лет назад +3

    absolutelyy hilariousss!!

  • @samueldeutsch9180
    @samueldeutsch9180 6 лет назад +8

    Lol
    So one day a yunge mon comes home and he sees his wife on the floor dead!
    With eech vace nisht vus.. A knife stuck in her head!
    Acchh ladies
    (Laughs)Atleast she won't be spending all my money on my credit cards cuz u know ladies spend a lot of money😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @irishbuffy400
    @irishbuffy400 11 лет назад +3

    whats black and white and red all over? a yeshiva bochur on his first date

  • @glitterrgirrl
    @glitterrgirrl 5 лет назад +1

    @levaryeh can I have permission to post this video on our Instagram page? We love it!

  • @kTbCClan
    @kTbCClan 4 года назад

    This is THE funniest videos iv’e seen in years😂

  • @arthur131313
    @arthur131313 9 лет назад +11

    how not to turn a shidduch into a shitduch

  • @myForumDaily
    @myForumDaily 11 лет назад

    this video is hilarious and even more relevant now, with the famous agunah case in Lakewood.

  • @TubeDude78
    @TubeDude78 11 лет назад +9

    I don't get the joke. This is exactly how most of my shidduch dates went.

  • @NegiSpringfieldTV
    @NegiSpringfieldTV 10 лет назад

    I feel the pain radiating off the screen.

  • @JoshuaFinancialPL
    @JoshuaFinancialPL 11 лет назад +1

    when do u get to the part about what not to say?

  • @YogaBaGaba732
    @YogaBaGaba732 11 лет назад

    OMG! That is awesome!!! Make another one!!!

  • @shragydog
    @shragydog 11 лет назад

    AWESOME !!!!
    I was waiting for this ... !

  • @akivapoppers2296
    @akivapoppers2296 10 лет назад +7

    6:00 is so funny :)

  • @shmayapeskin9083
    @shmayapeskin9083 2 года назад +2

    That guy really won't let the cholent thing go

  • @stevenkatz8422
    @stevenkatz8422 11 лет назад +3

    so accurate its scary

  • @shmuelfreund7990
    @shmuelfreund7990 Год назад

    this is amazing!!!!!

  • @deepmind5670
    @deepmind5670 11 лет назад

    look up the definition of 'passive-aggressive' if you're planning to use the term again

  • @ghsvhz8010
    @ghsvhz8010 7 лет назад

    I fell of my chair when he said you like basketball lol

  • @RivkahEstherCorbett
    @RivkahEstherCorbett Год назад

    THIS HAS ME ROLLINGG

  • @bostonpatriot613
    @bostonpatriot613 11 лет назад

    The actors are wonderful!

  • @HauntersRage
    @HauntersRage 11 лет назад

    @Lev Aryeh - upload them, the bloopers that is

  • @thezionite
    @thezionite Год назад

    00:21 tsadik came in with tzi zis in his zip. priceless😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andybee9764
    @andybee9764 11 лет назад

    DAMN funny!
    Love it!!
    (Avrumi -- is that you? You're great. Spare the rod, spoil the child.)
    Love the nervous energy guy - from the tzitz hanging out of his fly to his hisbodedus. You know -- "Ladies". Mammish brilliant.

  • @aaronrabin9941
    @aaronrabin9941 7 лет назад +1

    Amazing

  • @shmoiterfuna
    @shmoiterfuna 2 года назад +1

    Real talent 👏

  • @NoahMishkin
    @NoahMishkin 11 лет назад

    This is great!

  • @shoegal5225
    @shoegal5225 11 лет назад +4

    OMG this is hilarious!!!! If I would have seen this 20 years ago, I could have saved myself A LOT of aggravation... Shalom Alechem errrrr... my name is errrr... and we're done!

  • @08_crown_vic
    @08_crown_vic 9 лет назад +3

    make a full hd video

  • @EliGoldsmith
    @EliGoldsmith 11 лет назад

    you got talent, love to host you on the midnightrabbid inspired blog and for shabbos, going to post this on my shidduch blog on the midnightrabbi spiritual guide :D

  • @MusicPlaylistsChannel
    @MusicPlaylistsChannel 2 года назад +1

    I guess you guys have been learning 9 years straight

  • @lubaman451
    @lubaman451 9 лет назад +9

    How much do you weigh ?!!! I'm dead

  • @hadasah6309
    @hadasah6309 3 года назад

    Okay now I’m even more scared

  • @SuperLika1980
    @SuperLika1980 11 лет назад +1

    Oy ... as a girl who's no longer frum, this definitely reminds me of some bad memories :)

    • @elliec9097
      @elliec9097 3 года назад +2

      I'm sorry you had to go through that:(
      Hope you have better luck now and things have worked out for you.

  • @ShaareiZoharDaas
    @ShaareiZoharDaas 10 лет назад

    On target interview people about their worst ones and reenact them ....

  • @grasmereguy5116
    @grasmereguy5116 Год назад

    I watched this a while ago but I just caught the detail that his belt buckle was open and his tzitzit were sticking out of his zipper.

  • @Camostar555
    @Camostar555 5 лет назад +3

    so....you have parents???

  • @danielbehappy181
    @danielbehappy181 2 года назад

    The red head guy is great! 😂

  • @shmayapeskin9083
    @shmayapeskin9083 2 года назад +1

    A guy comes home, and sees his wife on the floor, with a knife in her head, you know, ladies.

  • @cristalik
    @cristalik 11 лет назад

    OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!

  • @amkrajc
    @amkrajc 11 лет назад

    Have to say this one brought tears to me eyes... Funny stuff.

  • @MNwabuoku
    @MNwabuoku 11 лет назад

    Oh,Heaven help me,I just cringed all through this. *pulling out my hair*

  • @tg2683
    @tg2683 3 года назад +1

    "I brought my baby brother, so it shouldn't be yichud" hhhhhhhhhhaaa

  • @LevAryehJerusalem
    @LevAryehJerusalem  11 лет назад

    @HauntersRage Should have them up tomorrow. Check back.

  • @pomaflah
    @pomaflah 11 лет назад

    What's so bad about asking a girl if she plays basketball?

  • @Saralia17
    @Saralia17 11 лет назад +1

    There's nothing like a good cigarette....on a bad date. Lol. Lot's of these comments cracked me up. :) Funny vid.