Opie & Anthony - Chinese Movie Bodyguard
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- Опубликовано: 18 фев 2019
- Patrice O'Neal and Bobby Kelly are in studio. Patrice busts on Bobby's appearance, makes fun of the interview they just had with Peter Brady, Norton being replaced by Bill Burr on the show and Rich Vos. Bobby talks about his childhood in foster care and juvie. Patrice talks about sex swings and makes fun of Sandy Kane when she arrives. (10-3-05)
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"She's BUILT like a heroin needle" LMAO! I miss Patrice...funniest guy ever.
How harlem got hooked on heroin is another of my favs
Patrice in his element, using reality as a weapon.
No one did it better
The delight of Patrice roasting Sandy Kane mercilessly non-stop becomes a sad reminder, realizing that we're no longer permitted to hear such gold.
God bless Patrice Rest In Peace dude was so funny 😂😂😂
Patrice destroys everybody in this one. I can't stop listening!
0:25 Bobby looks like Chinese movie bodyguard.
The genius of Patrice O'Neal.
That might be the best photoshop of Bobby I have seen!
It might be the only one ive ever seen...
He needs facial hair. Without facial hair he looks like a toe.
He looks like a chimney sweep
16:19 Bobby's jail story begins. Almost as good as Patrice's 'Greatest Story Ever Told'
I love revisiting these old episodes, I really feel like I'm there with Patreeky, RIP
Patrice vs Sandy Kane was an absolute blood bath. Every single line of his was gold.
he said Willem Dafoe lmao
I was rolling
@@Petergonzalezcomedy that shit was pure evilness lmaoooo
RIP PATRICE ONEAL. INTO GODS HANDS YOUR SPIRIT IS COMMENTED. IN PEACE AND AT REST IN GODS KINGDOM
Love patrice’s jimmy impersonation on the phone obobobobobobob
Lmao Chinese Movie Bodyguard! Wish I was that quick-witted.
13:35 "She Came In Pregnant, I would make you go to Mori Povich" LMAO, #RIP Patrice
I died when they all started the imitation of Norton, lol sounds like penguins.
🤣🤣🤣 same.
Ababababababababamillion dollar houseababababbababba
If Patrice says you are a real dude you can take that to the bank
Listening to Patrice brutalize Sandy Kane never gets old; he's impervious to every lame attempt at a comeback on her part.
Hey, Sandy was only using the best comebacks that the 1960's could provide!
Patrice is such a legend. It's an absolute shame he never got paid to be on the show. My honest opinion is that when Patrice past away, the show started going down hill little by little. RIP PATRICE
David Holden no way bro is that true. A lot of the comics got paid to be on the show. During the height of Patrice and Louis ck being on the show I remember Louis saying that the show was his only income at the moment. So I’m pretty sure patrice got paid. Maybe not at the beginning but he did get paid. Aahhh what the hell do I know. Give me a container of coffee at the job site. Ah what the hell do I know. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A little?
Lil chippy D Tss tss - oh, Regular Joe!
@@tonytomei1175 nothing
“They frisked the entire state of Massachusetts”
I know I heard it before but I want to believe Patrice said it first.
Whoa, read this exactly as he said it 😯
Opie actually nails Vos immediately having a kid with Bonnie.
55:30 great Patrice laugh 🙏
34:22 you know what dude
Asian Bobby guard is the best
47:30 Dear Patrice classic stuff
22:46 - Bobby can see in complete darkness 😂
Goddamn I miss Patrice. I genuinely miss the guy like he was family. Uhg..
What do you eat for dinner 10 pizzas or somethin tss tss
Zach Deangelis what do you eat, school busses or somethin tss tsss tss
Fawkin BURIED that sockcucka!
22:20 He called me doll eyes
Patrice predicted onlyfans
Opie around 37:00 had a good line “ call the Guinness Book of World Records, we found one!”
What Is this the pandering section?
Thanks Luffy
@@Mikehowarth1988 pandering, is that what a panda gets on his wedding day...... Tsss tsss
that line, saying patrices sex swing has the same mechanism as the thing that lifts a bridge, and the "in the vagina" line were all pretty funny. he was alright in this one actually
That fucking Keith impression holy shit!
@54:40 the crazy bout about that quick fire roast is that she actually did a movie with William dafoe. Lmfaooo
Which has a lot of O&A references... There's Sandy Kane, there's a black guy working at the hotel named Patrice and then a certain older gen'lemen makes an appearance for the kids.
that odd job bob kelly pic is so creepy
17:54 being from around that way this was hilarious
"He has no control in that relationship". Opie neither do you!! Do you think your girl wants to have the picking you nose and eating conversation?
Your not a F&& if they hold you down! Lmfoa yo greats line ever!
59:58 🐬🐬🐬🐬
39:41
"He had to be funny being raped"
So fucked up but sooo funny
I wish I could hear Patrice comment on some of the current events of today, he would have some insight
“I gotta go until I can’t no more.”
This seriously sounded like the film “sleepers” good film but disturbing subject matter.
Does anyone know the name of that organ music?
Patrice only cares about funny. If there was any justice in this world he’d be ten times richer and more famous than Seinfeld because he’s ten times funnier than him.
I agree patrice is also funnier then kevin heart could ever dream of ever being
Agree 100%
Dammit.... he ripped Sandy Kane a new one. Classic Patrice
It was a skewering
Patrice was on fire in the beginning 😂
Are there any more of these dear Patrices
3:40 Bobby gets away with a bomb. 💣 😂
Silent pornos 👏👏😂
I love how Bobby tells Opie to eat shit right in his face!
That guy waited 4 years for sex? Jesus christ dude lol.
When they referred to the vaginal wart as TWATO HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Bobby Kelly is my personal favorite
Now ive seen it all
Noice
Sandy Kane stepping to Patrice?? What was she thinking 🤔
This just made me sad
20:25
I would like to say Lawrence is still a disaster so much so half the city blew up
Lawrence is hell on earth
5:50
15:50
48:00😭
51:00”
54:10💀😭😭
Jesus, fellas. I know they're kinda on the "shock jock" tip or whatever, but damn, pretty vicious when they're talkin about Jim Norton..God damn guys, fuckin relax, please. (I know this is really old, but still; and RIP Patrice, guy really was/is fuckin incredible. So underrated. 100% he'd have blown the fuck up years ago.)
Lawrence Mass is the worst place in the state by far. Plus Patrice is from West Roxbury a Lilly white Irish neighborhood barley in Boston.
Patrice is from Roxbury, not West Roxbury. Completely different. You are 100% wrong. And Dorchester, Roxbury, Mattapan, Brockton, New Bedford, Springfield, Holyoke are ALL worse than Lawrence
@Regular Joseph you mean the Irish and Italians
@Michael Bonhomme kids don’t get metco on there on brother obviously his big fat mother had some sway. Not denying it your probably right there is projects everywhere projects is a section 8/ low income housing so some projects are bad some are not it’s not queensbridge it’s Heef bromley big fucking difference
Opie is a hater, admittedly