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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

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  • @someguywithaphone5921
    @someguywithaphone5921 2 месяца назад +2380

    Life lessons with Buff. Gotta replace those bearings, blue means brittle. Never thought I'd be invested in the 22's balls, but here we are...

    • @jok3r906
      @jok3r906 2 месяца назад +53

      You definitely dug too far into things lol

    • @someguywithaphone5921
      @someguywithaphone5921 2 месяца назад +28

      Thanks for the love HLC.

    • @someguywithaphone5921
      @someguywithaphone5921 2 месяца назад +46

      @@jok3r906 hey Joker.
      I NEVER GO TOO FAR!
      Others just don't go far enough lol
      ++long glove snapping noises++

    • @kentdesrochers4052
      @kentdesrochers4052 2 месяца назад +13

      I see there are lessons that can be learned from the aliens in Area 51.

    • @mattbarnett6902
      @mattbarnett6902 2 месяца назад +17

      ​​@@kentdesrochers4052ALLEGED aliens!! Careful, or you'll start another tinfoil hat convention! 😂

  • @Somedumbdudeontheinternet
    @Somedumbdudeontheinternet 2 месяца назад +184

    I’m a trucker hauling into Fallon navel air station. Im currently parked about 200 feet from the kid. Still looking for Franklin.

    • @Pierce-lz7kv
      @Pierce-lz7kv 2 месяца назад +18

      Franklin is a night creature. Get some rest and wake up when it's dark out him and hir recon team will be out in the field then don't worry

    • @Tusker2zero2
      @Tusker2zero2 2 месяца назад +31

      Jokes on you. Franklin is already in your trailer stealing shit. 😆
      Seriously though, have a safe trip.

    • @ChristopherGoggans
      @ChristopherGoggans 2 месяца назад +3

      What does Franklin like to eat? He's told us before, but I don't remember. Maybe offer some peanuts in a small pile next to your truck as a peace offering?

    • @crisespinoza1979
      @crisespinoza1979 2 месяца назад +1

      Tell him a Texan says Howdy.

    • @Somedumbdudeontheinternet
      @Somedumbdudeontheinternet 2 месяца назад

      @@Tusker2zero2 little shit took my sandwich

  • @WBTB_MySadShrubs
    @WBTB_MySadShrubs 2 месяца назад +2498

    The "NO BUFF" at the end had me rolling

  • @ToomasTelling
    @ToomasTelling 2 месяца назад +411

    Buff being straight and to the point. i love him having no filter.

    • @Sgtnolisten
      @Sgtnolisten 2 месяца назад +16

      He's too old to give af

    • @Gwentheferret
      @Gwentheferret 2 месяца назад +9

      One of the privileges of being an old fart like me. Wait, like my parents. They were born before 1950. I wasn't.

    • @donoimdono2702
      @donoimdono2702 2 месяца назад +6

      he's got a case of dontgaf
      when we get old, we just call it like it is. some people seem to care more about feelz than truth.
      that's one of the reasons our nation is in it's current condition.

    • @mrgcav
      @mrgcav 2 месяца назад +2

      Show me one old man that has a filter.

    • @roetemeteor
      @roetemeteor 2 месяца назад +1

      What are they gonna do, Retire him? Ain't happening. Buff is forever.

  • @Joker-ny7jh
    @Joker-ny7jh 2 месяца назад +1581

    Drive-bys on an Air Force base weren't on my bingo card for this week but here we go

    • @burnouttx2415
      @burnouttx2415 2 месяца назад

      Dumb shit gang member wanna-bees have been doing that for eons. I know it happened in the 90s.

    • @someguywithaphone5921
      @someguywithaphone5921 2 месяца назад +48

      @@Joker-ny7jh happened twice that morning at like 0230 and 0430. No description, no idea how many shots were fired. So it was quite a lot. Lackland is USAF basic training grounds, and lots of other shit too. Cartels?

    • @jasonsandoval3823
      @jasonsandoval3823 2 месяца назад +12

      Man I though Texas state looks like a finger point to the right direction but now it's like a hand giving us the "L" as a losers.

    • @lonelytraveler6335
      @lonelytraveler6335 2 месяца назад +75

      Just wait until the Air Force does a drive-by in return. They're going to update maps.

    • @madmax2069
      @madmax2069 2 месяца назад +34

      ​@@lonelytraveler6335 that'll just be Buff dropping his typical morning duce.

  • @korbell1089
    @korbell1089 2 месяца назад +76

    One of the coolest things I ever saw during my time in the army was while flying in a KC-135 and the airman took me to the back and let me watch them mate with a C-141during the middle of the night. Stars above, a cushion of clouds below, and wingtip lights for ambience, a perfect setup for a mating ritual.
    Something must have gone wrong though because when we landed, it delivered a litter of jeeps!🤣🤣

    • @martinvasquez818
      @martinvasquez818 2 месяца назад +5

      Must have been one of those "modern" c-141s, they're always looking to commit paternity fraud for the child support! 😂

    • @someguywithaphone5921
      @someguywithaphone5921 Месяц назад

      Not the mama! (frying pan to the dome)

  • @archangeldo913
    @archangeldo913 2 месяца назад +509

    Ah yes “the Invisible Birds and the Mach 2 Bumblebees talk!”

  • @therealbahamut
    @therealbahamut 2 месяца назад +93

    Buff carrying on the proud grandfather tradition of educating a son behind his father's back. WE LOVE GRANDPA!

  • @SewingMink160
    @SewingMink160 2 месяца назад +428

    *Buff trying to give Kid the talk*
    "NO buff!"

    • @cainaegis4028
      @cainaegis4028 2 месяца назад +3

      I love the mischievous look on his face when he was about to have that talk x3

  • @ErukanuSenpai
    @ErukanuSenpai 2 месяца назад +99

    Buff explaining the Nozzle and the Planes to the Kid, is something i did not expect xD

  • @Transformers2Fan1
    @Transformers2Fan1 2 месяца назад +1123

    The Kid surrounded by the petals of 73 flowers is a both hilarious and terrifying mental image.

    • @sethb3090
      @sethb3090 2 месяца назад +40

      Pretty sure the petals were blades from intake fans

    • @TheTee5231976
      @TheTee5231976 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@sethb3090explains the blue balls. Lol

    • @VicDor
      @VicDor 2 месяца назад +4

      needs to be a shirt

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 2 месяца назад +8

      The kid doesn’t have hands, so he used a daisy cutter.

    • @Transformers2Fan1
      @Transformers2Fan1 2 месяца назад +14

      @@MarcosElMalo2 no, Franklin helped
      The Greatest Technician Who Ever Lived is always praising "tiny raccoon-like fingers" so it tracks

  • @junetorres6555
    @junetorres6555 2 месяца назад +206

    “Hell intercept me, he won’t”
    🤣 🤣 and that he’s getting blue balls 🤣
    HLC if you ever go missing we gonna come find and rescue you

    • @OutlandStation
      @OutlandStation 2 месяца назад +15

      That'll be the biggest spontaneous search and rescue operation in history.

    • @TwilightMysts
      @TwilightMysts 2 месяца назад +14

      I just came across a challenge coin yesterday for POW/MIA. The back of the coin said "Bring them home or send us back!" It seems very appropriate for this comment...

    • @DavidCulverslicingblade
      @DavidCulverslicingblade 2 месяца назад +5

      If he goes missing its probably more of a put on suntan lotion cause your about to get that nuclear tan.
      or he's sitting in the middle of the desert running tables

    • @sawyerawr5783
      @sawyerawr5783 2 месяца назад +1

      For some reason I imagine Minot just suddenly generating B-52s without orders, and when asked they just say "He's missing."

    • @marksteve9247
      @marksteve9247 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@OutlandStation That would be a mystery operation, given the time to track a person in and out while in 24-48 hours throughout the day is a challenge.
      But the short cut require you to take risky moves and chases you never want to do without guarantee a way out!

  • @archangeldo913
    @archangeldo913 2 месяца назад +499

    Pretty soon, Russia will be the second best military in Moscow.

    • @MildlyOCD
      @MildlyOCD 2 месяца назад +54

      Pretty soon Russia will have the second best military in the Russian military.

    • @tommoore2012
      @tommoore2012 2 месяца назад

      @@MildlyOCD Pretty soon Russia will have at most the third best military in Russia. Do you really think there won't be at least one other country that will storm in to claim land?

    • @sim.frischh9781
      @sim.frischh9781 2 месяца назад +26

      That joke keeps on giving XD

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 2 месяца назад +16

      It already has the 2nd best military in Kursk and maybe Belgorod, so yeah, they're already there.

    • @banedonrunestar5618
      @banedonrunestar5618 2 месяца назад +26

      Nah, we’ll just rename Russia to Eastern Ukraine.

  • @Aurora-do2rv
    @Aurora-do2rv 2 месяца назад +16

    The Buff is the best for life lessons. He’s been dropping payloads and panties since ‘55. Buff/Franklin 2024!!. 🔥💀

  • @damilkk
    @damilkk 2 месяца назад +481

    I see Habitual Linecrosser, I click

    • @shreddy_krueger
      @shreddy_krueger 2 месяца назад +13

      same

    • @liamgough6520
      @liamgough6520 2 месяца назад +7

      We are simple folk.

    • @kentdesrochers4052
      @kentdesrochers4052 2 месяца назад +5

      The beauty of the military mindset and it's humor. The civilians really don't have a clue.

    • @TheTee5231976
      @TheTee5231976 2 месяца назад +3

      @@damilkk as soon as I get the notification me, my husband, and my pca all stop to watch. Love HLC!!!

    • @peekaboopeekaboo1165
      @peekaboopeekaboo1165 2 месяца назад

      ​@@TheTee5231976
      HLC doesn't want joke about Zelensky abducting Ukrainian Men in forced conscription !...
      Russia taking back Kursk from Zelensky's regime !... Biden's complicit in Netanyahu's genocide !

  • @Turf-yj9ei
    @Turf-yj9ei 2 месяца назад +31

    2:01. Only took 250 years

    • @davidcrooks8642
      @davidcrooks8642 2 месяца назад

      Yeah, until the trees start speaking Vietnamese, then all of a sudden america needs to have its hand held again.

  • @seanfenick9375
    @seanfenick9375 2 месяца назад +248

    Buffs eyes were amazing. He knew what he was doing!!!

    • @Tiewaz
      @Tiewaz 2 месяца назад +10

      Of course he knows. Old age and treachery after all.

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 2 месяца назад +4

      Grandpa Buff is one Hell of a sh💩t stirrer. 😂

  • @pandorakiin
    @pandorakiin 2 месяца назад +54

    "When two planes love each other very, very much..." 😂
    I'm dead. I have been killed.

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 2 месяца назад +1

      I am pretty sure that every airman ever since the invention of mid-air refueling sees it that way, hahah!
      🔩⚙️💦😳

    • @SlpBeauty333
      @SlpBeauty333 2 месяца назад

      Oh man, why did you say that? Now we're going to have to get a Trophy for the kid to paint... YOUR ghost on his cockpit! 😂

  • @HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap
    @HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap 2 месяца назад +614

    The kid getting upgraded to Gen 6. 😂

    • @Svenne-man-1880
      @Svenne-man-1880 2 месяца назад +57

      while the rest of the world are still trying to figure out gen 4

    • @walterroche8192
      @walterroche8192 2 месяца назад +26

      Thank God you didn't saying "edging closer"!

    • @KiRiTO72987
      @KiRiTO72987 2 месяца назад +17

      More like gen 5.5 but yeah

    • @kentdesrochers4052
      @kentdesrochers4052 2 месяца назад +9

      But where's the laser weapon and photon torpedoes?

    • @REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBI
      @REAL-UNKNOWN-SHINOBI 2 месяца назад +4

      @@walterroche8192 (EDGING CLOSER)

  • @dj-kq4fz
    @dj-kq4fz 2 месяца назад +3

    Best version of "The Talk" ever! I'll even overlook the USAF burns for that one. Thanks!

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 2 месяца назад

      They can burn us all they want, but we all know who they call when shtf. It's all good.

  • @Zombiekiller4funs
    @Zombiekiller4funs 2 месяца назад +124

    That “No Buff” came from the soul XD.

  • @caseyeggert7337
    @caseyeggert7337 2 месяца назад +5

    As former Air Force, I agree with all this. The weirdos were VERY weird. And I rarely held a weapon. I enjoy the jokes cuz there is truth there.
    Keep the videos coming!

  • @EricDKaufman
    @EricDKaufman 2 месяца назад +180

    I was just re-watching Nick's video on the F-15 while getting my dog ready to go to the beach this afternoon. And then this popped up. BUFF FRANKLIN 2024!!!!

    • @jwrockets
      @jwrockets 2 месяца назад +1

      Waiting on muh shirt

    • @gilliganallmighty3
      @gilliganallmighty3 2 месяца назад +1

      (Turns pathroom light off) Communism. Communism. Communism.

    • @drakencardosian
      @drakencardosian 2 месяца назад

      @@gilliganallmighty3 Did it work?

    • @ronjones-6977
      @ronjones-6977 2 месяца назад

      What SPF do you use on a dog and how long does it take to put it on?

  • @BCAT3089
    @BCAT3089 2 месяца назад +11

    “Im going to be much gooder at making stuff deader” 😂 it’s like the specials need kid who was actually gifted as fuck

    • @MagickMomma
      @MagickMomma 2 месяца назад

      For reals though. The Venn diagram of gifted kids who are neurodivergent and/or have learning disabilities is almost the same circle.

  • @dagger_pl944
    @dagger_pl944 2 месяца назад +111

    Every time America say's it has something new I'm waiting for Poland to jump in and say "I'll take you're entire stock" XD

    • @FrikInCasualMode
      @FrikInCasualMode 2 месяца назад +1

      I mean, upgraded sensor suite sounds cool. Who wouldn't want it?

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 2 месяца назад +1

      You are entire stock?

    • @FrikInCasualMode
      @FrikInCasualMode 2 месяца назад +1

      @@jr2904 Lock, stock and barrel.

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris 2 месяца назад +5

      @@jr2904 "GRAMMAR LESSON LATER, STOCK NOW!!!"

    • @SlpBeauty333
      @SlpBeauty333 2 месяца назад

      @@dagger_pl944 Oh man, I almost called them Poland by mistake too. It's "Little European Texas" or "LET" for the rest of us! 😁

  • @bluhmer1990
    @bluhmer1990 2 месяца назад +13

    That little streak of chaos from Buff is probably why the kid is his favorite.

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 2 месяца назад +241

    “I better not be paying for that” 😂 yep, that’s the part that got me spitting my cereal through my nose

    • @mightymikethebear
      @mightymikethebear 2 месяца назад +16

      Air Force is pretty good at getting funding for unnecessary shit.

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 2 месяца назад +8

      Hot coffee hurts when I spurt it out my nose and all over my keyboard.

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 2 месяца назад +7

      @@mightymikethebear The rest of us are Uncle Sam's red-headed stepchildren.

    • @TheTee5231976
      @TheTee5231976 2 месяца назад +2

      @@jobanh7ify hope it was captain crunch. That s*it would hurt!! Lol

    • @kentdesrochers4052
      @kentdesrochers4052 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@robertf3479 As an Air Force retiree, I can safely say when we are out there saving your asses you will always be looking up to us.

  • @christopherjunkins
    @christopherjunkins 2 месяца назад +6

    "NO BUFF!!!" I think everyone said that at the same time... I know I did. ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF... literally. Slipped right outta my seat.

  • @MomedicsChannel
    @MomedicsChannel 2 месяца назад +102

    F-35, very cutesy, very demure .. doesn’t speak loudly, just existing.

  • @MissMimiDoll
    @MissMimiDoll 2 месяца назад +11

    "So much gooder at making things more deader"
    Including me, Kid. I am also among the dead now 😂😂😂

  • @OtherWorldExplorers
    @OtherWorldExplorers 2 месяца назад +39

    He has a devious game. I'm laughing so much during the video that I forget to click like. So I have to go watch it again and click like as soon as it starts playing and I'm still watching it a second time...

  • @Thunder_6278
    @Thunder_6278 2 месяца назад +17

    HLC, the comedy reminds me of MAD magazine and SNL of the 70's. If we can merge you and the fat electrician, watch out!!!!😆

    • @OutlandStation
      @OutlandStation 2 месяца назад +1

      It's called the Unsub podcast... 😊

    • @justinbruck9602
      @justinbruck9602 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@OutlandStationor an Unsub live show. Though HLC might be more reserved since he doesn't have an editor in that situation and does still have a job.

    • @OutlandStation
      @OutlandStation 2 месяца назад

      @@Thunder_6278 I mean, he's been ON Unsub a few times already. Nic talked him out of reenlisting.. on air.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 2 месяца назад +117

    "Russia has never been conquered! Not by Bonaparte, not by Silly Mustache Man--"
    "Yeah, but this third time is looking pretty promising."

    • @ToastyMozart
      @ToastyMozart 2 месяца назад +18

      I mean it did get conquered by a string of silly moustache men. Lenin and Stalin's facial hair are pretty iconic.

    • @ladygrey7425
      @ladygrey7425 2 месяца назад +24

      *horse hooves, fiddles, and throat-singing echo over the horizon, drawing closer and closer*

    • @visper1987
      @visper1987 2 месяца назад +16

      Well......technically it was..... In 1610 by Polish-Lituanian Commonwealth. You think why russians have День народного единства (Russian Unity Day) celebrating getting rid of PLC from Moscow. XD

    • @robertf3479
      @robertf3479 2 месяца назад +7

      Third time's the charm.

    • @ArtByKarenEHaley
      @ArtByKarenEHaley 2 месяца назад +12

      @@ladygrey7425 the Hu Band rides with the Mongolian army tonight

  • @frzferdinand72
    @frzferdinand72 2 месяца назад +20

    The Kid can give out love advice but has never been told about the birds and the bees. Sounds about right.

    • @ITACHIUCHIHA-qc6fe
      @ITACHIUCHIHA-qc6fe Месяц назад

      Like that single friend whos the reason you still have a relationship

  • @KingofArsenal
    @KingofArsenal 2 месяца назад +65

    "Don't touch my boats" #buffandfranklin FTW haha

  • @Zeakthecat
    @Zeakthecat 2 месяца назад +13

    honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if the kid got more upgrades. hes gonna be the new buff of the skies, constantly updated for the next 100 years.

    • @cuatrokoop32v
      @cuatrokoop32v 2 месяца назад

      So far that's the F-15X...

    • @kentdesrochers4052
      @kentdesrochers4052 2 месяца назад

      ​@@cuatrokoop32vYou do have to admit both the Kid and the F-15 right now are the scariest things in the sky since the Cretaceous Period.

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 2 месяца назад

      ​@@kentdesrochers4052don't forget the buff. Erasing grid squares is pretty scary.

  • @pxj16
    @pxj16 2 месяца назад +31

    “NO BUFF” Got me dying

  • @eppy8454
    @eppy8454 2 месяца назад +5

    😂😂😂 you sir have made me laugh and saved my day again! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE this channel.

  • @austinthomas8099
    @austinthomas8099 2 месяца назад +36

    A video on my fucking birthday well fuck bud seems like it's looking to be a fun day love from canada 🇨🇦

    • @brianstryker4536
      @brianstryker4536 2 месяца назад +3

      Happy birthday you damn frostback! Drinks on me

    • @sandrasausville9103
      @sandrasausville9103 2 месяца назад +3

      Happy Birthday from Florida

    • @austinthomas8099
      @austinthomas8099 2 месяца назад

      @@brianstryker4536 sweet! Thanks eh

    • @chloeholmes4641
      @chloeholmes4641 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@brianstryker4536 ok that's a new one I haven't heard yet! 😅

  • @aaronmarkiewicz9674
    @aaronmarkiewicz9674 2 месяца назад +2

    “I’m gonna be so much gooder at making stuff more deader”, that gets me so good!!!!

  • @JayMannStuff
    @JayMannStuff 2 месяца назад +24

    When an airplane and a fuel tanker love each other very much, they share a special maneuver called an aerial refueling. And that's how air missions over 24h are born. Also, sleep deprivation. 😅

  • @mikehughes4969
    @mikehughes4969 2 месяца назад +4

    Goddammit man, I almost pissed myself when you went NO BUFF!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @Dem0nActual
    @Dem0nActual 2 месяца назад +46

    I like how England has gone from the worried parent to the parent that has given up hope

    • @jeffslote9671
      @jeffslote9671 2 месяца назад +17

      Considering that they have decided to go full tyrant on their people. We are going to have reconsider our relationship going forward

    • @richardbossman9875
      @richardbossman9875 2 месяца назад

      Considering they ( or someone official) has threatened to extradite America citizens to face a trail in their country over social media comments we should already be giving them an ultimatum, cut the shit or lose us as an ally.

    • @bouncyvenus
      @bouncyvenus 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@jeffslote9671 do you nean arresting people for hurting others and attacking businesses and just destroying things in general so much that people began counter protests that scared off the rioters?

    • @trynnallen
      @trynnallen 2 месяца назад +3

      Nawh. Not hope. Just quiet resignation that their offspring means well, but something is going to burn, just hopefully not near it.

    • @Tiggan
      @Tiggan 2 месяца назад +3

      @@bouncyvenus could just be talking about arresting people for hurting other's feelings. And threatening to extradite everyone else for saying things they don't like.

  • @danpalchak6916
    @danpalchak6916 2 месяца назад +47

    K someone quick tell me the missing word at 0:09

    • @lumberjackofalltrades
      @lumberjackofalltrades 2 месяца назад +15

      Democratic? That's my best guess idk tho

    • @jonparker1138
      @jonparker1138 2 месяца назад +1

      For real tho anyone?

    • @crzyvaps
      @crzyvaps 2 месяца назад +18

      Demure

    • @50calBeowulf
      @50calBeowulf 2 месяца назад +17

      Yes, demure, TikTok trend started last weekend (Aug 11?)

    • @lumberjackofalltrades
      @lumberjackofalltrades 2 месяца назад +19

      @@50calBeowulf ah. That'd be why I didn't know. I don't use the clock app

  • @Stormeditz8710
    @Stormeditz8710 2 месяца назад +21

    Buff: well when 2 planes love each other very much-
    USA: NO BUFF

  • @matthewrogers94mr
    @matthewrogers94mr 2 месяца назад +8

    That last bit at the end, Grandpa Buff has no filter lol

  • @ElijahNMitchell
    @ElijahNMitchell 2 месяца назад +15

    Come on, Irish Reunification 2024! Make Star Trek TNG accurate!!

  • @twilightalfa8852
    @twilightalfa8852 2 месяца назад +2

    I did not know I needed *that* conversation from Grandpa Buff, but here we are

  • @sashagutierrez4814
    @sashagutierrez4814 2 месяца назад +23

    To learn more irish history theres a irish comedian called Dave Nihil that explains a good part of their history
    I do hope Habitual Linecrossers sees this 😆

    • @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
      @f0rth3l0v30fchr15t 2 месяца назад +2

      The jist of it is: Irish raiders annoyed the Norman French rulers of England, and they asked the Pope if it was OK for them to go invent some new war crimes His Holiness said "imple vestri tabernus".

    • @sashagutierrez4814
      @sashagutierrez4814 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t
      Heh yeah, translated what the pope said and I got "Fill Your Boots",
      Man
      What a line!! 😄

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 2 месяца назад

      @@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t And then they started claiming that the Pope had given them the right to take over Ireland, despite never producing said documentation, they and the Irish beat each other up for a while, but things eventually calmed down and most of the Normans that had moved to Ireland decided they quite liked the way the Irish lived and became "Níos Gaelaí ná na Gaeil féin", pretty much fully assimilating (I had ancestors in this group). Then this asshole called Henry the Fat came along and told the Irish that now he was the head of the Church instead of the Pope and the Irish, along with several other groups in the British Isles told him to pound sand so he started killing them. Then this real piece of work called Cromwell came along and arguably committed one of the first deliberate attempts at genocide.

  • @SolLunaris
    @SolLunaris 2 месяца назад +25

    "That's just standard behavior for a Texan" in the fat electricians voice is all I thought about when I heard about that San Antonio "incident".

  • @PghGameFix
    @PghGameFix 2 месяца назад +5

    Thanks.... I needed a good laugh today. The end was great.

  • @LairdDrew
    @LairdDrew 2 месяца назад +1

    Keep doing what you do. You make world events easy for my wife to understand. You rock!

  • @9pm_sunrise
    @9pm_sunrise 2 месяца назад +8

    This F-22 is actually one of the tame ones.

  • @caitJLyn
    @caitJLyn 2 месяца назад +2

    I love how even HLC started saying “very thoughtful very” and cut it before saying demure 🤣

  • @Charkunt.d5
    @Charkunt.d5 2 месяца назад +66

    The Ireland 🇮🇪 bit is bang on!
    The accent is bang on for the video! ❤😂

    • @BassOfSpades2112
      @BassOfSpades2112 2 месяца назад +1

      Yes i want more “everyone being mean to the brits and getting away with it for the first time in history” content.

    • @DanielsPolitics1
      @DanielsPolitics1 2 месяца назад +7

      The UK and the ROI agreed over 25 years ago that NI will join the ROI when, and only when, the people of NI want it.

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 2 месяца назад

      It's really fun mentioning Northern Ireland to my dad he IMMEDIATELY goes on a "why it's stupid that UK has Northern Ireland after all this time" rant lol we come from an Irish-Italian background with family still LIVING in Ireland so...the Troubles hit home.

    • @michaelcaffery5038
      @michaelcaffery5038 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@DanielsPolitics1what about the people of England? We don't want it. Unless you are a tory MP who relys on the DUP to get your crap through parliament. Have a referendum of the British people and it will be gone. A greater percentage of them want Irish reunification than the population of the Republic.

    • @OutlandStation
      @OutlandStation 2 месяца назад

      UK: "I'm going to mind my own business..."
      Me: "The f*** you are! Get out of Ireland!"

  • @autumnberend828
    @autumnberend828 2 месяца назад +1

    "NO BUFF!"
    The smirk that Buff had.

  • @Crazyashley42
    @Crazyashley42 2 месяца назад +4

    That panicked *"NO BUFF!"* cracked me right up

  • @crimsonmaelstrom573
    @crimsonmaelstrom573 2 месяца назад +2

    I freaking love Buff giving the kid “The Talk” 😂😂

  • @Bizob2010
    @Bizob2010 2 месяца назад +47

    Air Force's weekly massage 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michaelreedx6823
      @michaelreedx6823 2 месяца назад

      well they sit around more then call center employees so I can understand why they'd want them.

  • @charleshallock2793
    @charleshallock2793 2 месяца назад +1

    Have to admit “NO BUFF” was laughing 😂😂😂😂 so hard that was awesome.

  • @usmc1979034
    @usmc1979034 2 месяца назад +11

    The ending me laughing so hard that a coworker asked what so funny. A lot of us know about the heat raptor. After a while you just ignore it. Can’t do anything about it. And the drone lasers on tanks don’t surprise me because it’s just what we do.

  • @hpscan
    @hpscan 2 месяца назад

    Damn I love your videos. Please keep them coming. They are hysterical. Even to non military people like myself. Appreciate all you guys do for us

  • @blackbeard8354
    @blackbeard8354 2 месяца назад +4

    Perfect Timing, had me reeling right before the nightshift!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jae_ster
    @jae_ster 2 месяца назад +6

    "Well, when two planes love each other..." "NO BUFF!"
    Grandpa Buff trying to give the kid the overdue birds and the bees spiel and Uncle Sam losing his shit over it is why everyone loves this channel

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer 2 месяца назад +3

    YES, BUFF!
    SPEAK YOUR BEAUTIFUL WORDS TO THE WORLD!

  • @dhrekkin9055
    @dhrekkin9055 2 месяца назад +1

    And once again diet coke sprays out of my nose laughing at Buff. Congrats, nailed the timing and flow on that one.

  • @jacobgomos2418
    @jacobgomos2418 2 месяца назад +5

    “If I hear that word one more time I am going to pretend that everyone touched my boats”. It just has me going crazy.

  • @SEscarlett
    @SEscarlett 2 месяца назад +1

    Buff giving an Education gives new meaning to someone's catchphrase of "would YOU intercept me?"

  • @CountryBallsEdits2023
    @CountryBallsEdits2023 2 месяца назад +9

    Just hearing America in the background saying “no buff!” Caught me off guard

  • @rowanhaigh8782
    @rowanhaigh8782 2 месяца назад +1

    Oh come on! The kid has to learn sometime; and it’s probably safer that the Buff explains it. Can you imagine how it will go if Franklin takes on that particular task!?!😂❤

  • @deaththeraven7930
    @deaththeraven7930 2 месяца назад +6

    No Buff I was not expecting that.

  • @WoTBlitzAddict
    @WoTBlitzAddict 2 месяца назад +2

    You should definitely make a personal show for buff. Let's name it "Grandpa BUFF bed time stories" 😂😂😂

  • @Spqgmatt105
    @Spqgmatt105 2 месяца назад +7

    2:25 Northern Ireland wanted to remain in the uk since there was a a large English Protestant population and they weren’t big on joining a Irish catholic nation

    • @spacebattlenun3522
      @spacebattlenun3522 2 месяца назад +2

      That's like, just the mindset during the troubles, rn most of us in Northern Ireland are not wanting to join the south cause we're too expensive, hence why we for the first time ever have elected an Irish supporting government and not a British one

  • @CowHorace
    @CowHorace 2 месяца назад +1

    Franklin has already had THAT talk with the kid, he watched 2 raccoons going at it once.

  • @aurorauplinks
    @aurorauplinks 2 месяца назад +9

    So I was thinking... what if we made a boat... the size of an island... one of the Hawiaan ones... and we just made a massive air field on it, missile silors, radar facility. ... gourmet food service and optional restaurents, first world dining, and of course brilliant shower facilities, gyms , and a theater. and two back up theaters for the more riskee or military briefings that need to be done.
    And we just stick some engines that can movie through the ocean at 38 knotts? We could even throw parties on it and move the entire army and marine forces on it for convenience until we get to the continent we are going to with it. and it could have docks for the boats and the navy... could even keep a ship museum on it with working battleships.

    • @Pierce-lz7kv
      @Pierce-lz7kv 2 месяца назад +5

      You asking a lot of the military think tank there, that seems like a logistical night to them and they now have night terrors thinking of the brass asking them to build this.

    • @kentdesrochers4052
      @kentdesrochers4052 2 месяца назад +3

      Believe it or not, there's actually been proposals for such things. It comes up every 10 to 15 years, but it's not technologically feasible..........yet.

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 2 месяца назад +1

      Guam. That's what Guam is.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 2 месяца назад +1

      Isn’t that like a Libertarian wet dream, minus everything you said that involved government or the military?

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 2 месяца назад

      Also, can the Battleship museums be on a carousel?

  • @ShadowStrike28
    @ShadowStrike28 2 месяца назад +1

    Oh, my God! I just spit my drink halfway across the room and I'm laughing like an idiot when my lady comes in to ask why there is a distinct odor of Jack and Cola in room and the tile is sticky. That "NO, BUFF!" got me bad.

  • @DanielsPolitics1
    @DanielsPolitics1 2 месяца назад +6

    2:14 The UK agreed over 25 years ago that Northern Ireland will become part of the Republic of Ireland if and when they vote to do so, and that a vote would be called if it seemed likely to pass.
    The Republic was a party to that agreement and accepts the principle that NI will join the republic when and if, and only when and if, the people of NI choose to do so.

    • @tamkin007
      @tamkin007 2 месяца назад

      Facts.

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 2 месяца назад

      The UK: so, to make that not happen, we'll pull a Russia and move out citizens there to control the voting.

    • @tonyburzio4107
      @tonyburzio4107 2 месяца назад

      Oh wonderful, another million Irish popping up in Chicago.

  • @ms2649
    @ms2649 2 месяца назад +1

    The *NO BUFF!* At the end got me good 😂😂
    I was not expecting that line at all

  • @stuartroberts5629
    @stuartroberts5629 2 месяца назад +6

    A little saucy with Grandpa Buff!!! LMAO 😂😂😂

    • @thorr18BEM
      @thorr18BEM 2 месяца назад +1

      Ease up to the nozzle.

  • @robman247
    @robman247 2 месяца назад +1

    Been waiting for this talk for 54 yrs let Buff say it ! 😂😂😂😂

  • @seanfenick9375
    @seanfenick9375 2 месяца назад +10

    Hey. Just remember that the Air Force has won quite a few gun fights with the A-10 and the AC-130.

    • @Pierce-lz7kv
      @Pierce-lz7kv 2 месяца назад +1

      Those weren't fights, that's a Mexican standoff if I've ever seen one haha

    • @jillscott4029
      @jillscott4029 2 месяца назад

      @@Pierce-lz7kv They might not win a gun fight but they'll negate the need for one by bringing precision guided bombs.

  • @adamriehl8166
    @adamriehl8166 2 месяца назад +1

    “I’m gonna be so much gooder at making stuff more deader” has to be top five F22 quotes

  • @celestialrenamon
    @celestialrenamon 2 месяца назад +8

    Yes!! Finally, all of my Russian jokes have been validated 😂😂😂😂

  • @TobyJWoods
    @TobyJWoods 2 месяца назад +2

    "No Buff!" That's when I lost it

  • @CT-9904-Crosshair
    @CT-9904-Crosshair 2 месяца назад +15

    The ending was absolutely hilarious!

  • @Skylarkspeed
    @Skylarkspeed 2 месяца назад

    Birds and bees with Buff, a true staple for every growing Raptor

  • @darrenskjoelsvold
    @darrenskjoelsvold 2 месяца назад +3

    I said it before and I will say it again. The F-22 reminds me of my father, who was a WWII paratrooper. I miss him.

  • @sinnirr
    @sinnirr 2 месяца назад

    Dude, your sense of humor is just unmeasurable... That F22 sequence is hilarious!

  • @jonpaulmcpeake277
    @jonpaulmcpeake277 2 месяца назад +5

    I can just see the kid yelling for Franklin to bring him another flower because the last one was wrong.

  • @GenevaSuggestionss
    @GenevaSuggestionss 2 месяца назад +2

    Forget the drive by on the base, HLC just did a drive by on the Air Force itself with that “street cred”joke

  • @TeacupHeart
    @TeacupHeart 2 месяца назад +6

    For those wondering about the word at the beginning: Demure. It's a tiktok thing: "very demure, very mindful"

    • @square-bodyforlife1447
      @square-bodyforlife1447 2 месяца назад +3

      The word makes me physically cringe.

    • @universexplorer3665
      @universexplorer3665 2 месяца назад

      thanks

    • @universexplorer3665
      @universexplorer3665 2 месяца назад

      ​@@square-bodyforlife1447 even though it is at least 200 years old, happens sometimes ..

    • @MartinVeneroso
      @MartinVeneroso 2 месяца назад

      Yet another reason to stay away from that ChiCom honey pot.

    • @ccvcharger
      @ccvcharger 2 месяца назад

      Is this one of those words that makes me realize I’m getting old?

  • @glover7535
    @glover7535 2 месяца назад

    God bless Buff!
    Buff is love, Buff is forever.

  • @Mustang6971
    @Mustang6971 2 месяца назад +3

    That no buff at the end had me howling

  • @Cortanis001
    @Cortanis001 2 месяца назад +7

    You know... Anti drone lasers on tanks is honestly not just some kind of future weapon design. That's more of a "now" design since more and more countries are trying to push various drones and tanks in general are an almost universally accepted weapons platform. It just makes sense at this point and I'm surprised it hasn't been done yet.

    • @Rednecknerd_rob9634
      @Rednecknerd_rob9634 2 месяца назад

      How do you know it hasn't though?

    • @kentdesrochers4052
      @kentdesrochers4052 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Rednecknerd_rob9634Probably because of power requirements for just the laser alone.

    • @Cortanis001
      @Cortanis001 2 месяца назад

      @@Rednecknerd_rob9634 Because every other country trying to shoot down our drones would have tried it and we would have seen them at some point. That and we would have likely taken the design, made it better, and probably mass produced it before now because the military industrial complex loves a project they can make tons of money off of.

    • @MrDirigible
      @MrDirigible Месяц назад

      Did someone say “Paladin Tank in the field” and “Preserving Freedom”

  • @MichaelsTightPants
    @MichaelsTightPants 2 месяца назад +2

    NO BUFF!! That shit had me choking on my tea

  • @LordTakahashi
    @LordTakahashi 2 месяца назад +6

    I want to put a "Would you intercept me" tire cover on my vehicle. But i feel like police in inceptors would pull me over just for the meme. Lol

  • @ronlee5571
    @ronlee5571 2 месяца назад +1

    I don’t know which is sadder…..😂😂😂……the fact I’m 52 yrs old and look forward to these each day or the fact I laugh so hard at them 😂😂😂🤷‍♂️

    • @darrellcook8253
      @darrellcook8253 2 месяца назад +1

      What's amazing to me is I'm 70 years old and this amuses me more than early Saturday morning cartoons. Immaturity keeps me young.
      The old cartoons are so dated they're sometimes hard to watch.
      Like Clutch Cargo. Tennessee Tuxedo and his friends.
      Aaaaaaaa.

    • @ronlee5571
      @ronlee5571 2 месяца назад

      @@darrellcook8253 lol, but at least those cartoons we grew up on were child friendly, free of “woke” and its predecessor known as “political correctness”.

  • @simplgaming8495
    @simplgaming8495 2 месяца назад +3

    America: We have laser tanks
    Poland: I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!!!

  • @SoloTrap-g3p
    @SoloTrap-g3p 2 месяца назад

    Raptor is too funny. A bit of a loose cannon so keep him under control or he's gonna go ham on something lol 😅😂

  • @burritoboy2751
    @burritoboy2751 2 месяца назад +3

    "You ever live in San Antonio? It's kind of what they do here."
    As someone who lives in San Antonio, I can confirm. The spirit of the Alamo has a strong influence on all of us. 😂

    • @bsgfan1
      @bsgfan1 2 месяца назад

      South San do be like that 🤣

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 2 месяца назад

      Weird considering it was Virginians, Kentuckian, and Tennesseans doing all the fighting at the Alamo.

    • @bsgfan1
      @bsgfan1 2 месяца назад

      @@minecraftfox4384 Weird, cause all those people left those states to settle in Texas. Almost like they were Texan citizens 🤔