When will we get a chaos god of nature and life, a good one helping humanity n and the tau and aeldari races and trying to make perfect flesh bodies for the necrons bc this one would hate technology
They did but... Fauna was even more dangerous than punny nids. It is said that they need an entire fleet to actually succeed on the invasion of Catachan, and even that, the fleet will have serious losses
@@Voldrim359 but Catachan has one massive Trump card... Sly Marbo the only Catachan Jungle Fighter that can treat Catachan like his on personal playground and get away with it. It would be like some Avatar Pandora final stand shit where he and the planet work together to defeat the Hungry Space Bugs also the other Jungle Fighters are pretty good at dealing with them off world anyways so it would be one hell of a war!
@@TheBluetiger5that needs to be a movie . But the nids land and immediately start getting killed like it’s nothing . Then at the end they run because they won’t even last a minute that’s is how they came to refuse to invade catachan
Guilleman was doing drive by shootings on demons who were taking over planets but when he came to catachan they were like oh we handled it you may leave now.
Daemon: WHERE ARE YOU FLESHLI- *Ribbit* *boom* *sound of a chaos marine dropping* Daemons: Wh...what the fuck? Catachan Jungle Fighters: Hehehehe *slowly walks back into the fauna* Daemons:....I think we- *gets immediately eaten by a tank sized scorpopede* Other daemons: RUN BACK RUN BACK
Catachan the type of place where they have special forces to mow the lawn because the weeds grow so fast, you might miss a spot and get rekt by a plant's defense mechanism. Catachan natives view the Imperial guard as a paid vacation. At least Chaos rests, imagine living in a world where the actual grass will kill you if you don't mow often enough.
khorne fail.. again.. beaten by a plant... almost catachan.. almost armageddon, almost terra, almost iron warriors, almost space wolves, almost died on his homeworld. no wonder he's angry with that level of incompetence, pretty much the only primarch to have achieved nothing at all.. lmao
Wow Chaos tryed to Invade Catachan again you figure they'd learn the first time after Abbadon failed to take the planet when his his Chaos forces became a light snake for the local plants and animals of that Hell World Catachan > the Warp
I am more impressed by the fact that bunch or Khorne cultists were tought enought to make Catachans INVITE them onto Catachan planet because they were tough enough to survive there.
Be funny if the daemons thought they were actually fighting catachans the whole time...but the whole time it was just the jungle and the jungle fighters were having a nap while the jungle got distracted....with a weak foe 😂🤣
Starting to think that Catachan might have one of those World Spirits, like some of the planets the Space Wolves and Aeldari own. The "World Spirit" essentially meaning that the planet is indeed alive and has a form of sentience - like from the movie Avatar. Except, Catachan's world spirit is freaking mad. Like. All the time. Lmao.
I swear that planet is sentient to a degree. But like the avatar Navi bullshit it fucks everyone’s day equally. I wouldn’t be surprised if the plants are eating each others roots
The community, regardless of being xeno or heretical will read this title and collectively say "That's bullshit, only Catachans can fuck with Catachan."
I mean that was the strategy right? Catachan command figured they could hit and run using the jungle itself as a force muliplier. To them it was home. But to the enemy it was deadly plant, deadly animal, ambush, deadly disease, incideous parasite, all one after abother. All day and all night. The guards men only served to keep them off balance and lure them to another deadly location. Prhaps where the swamp gas literaly melts your face in botha good and bad way.
Is this real? Looks ans sounds really cool, but that art is 100% Midjourney AI, I use it sometimes. Maybe you just made it for a visual aid as Games Workshop didn't provide it, idk, lmk! 👍
catachan the meme planet somehow too much for tyranids somehow too much for khorne daemons somehow not too much for literal baseline humans inspired by a silly movie made in the 80s sometimes the lore is just bad
there was also a time where the nids went to take a bite out of catachan. Only to have an equally sized chunk bitten out of them in return. The nids packed up and left. Also there are rumours that some of the catachan life forms are descendants of tyranids.
I think the Catachans had to send every fighter on the planet once. Literally no one home to defend to world. They came back to find the remains of several attempted invasions.... they were partially digested...
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Imagine being a other worldly entity who is empowered by a dark god only to be eaten by a large plant.
when the plants speak catachan
Not even Chaos can stand against Nature
Mother nature fuck yeah!!!!
Nature is a warp entity spewed out from it for being too based.
When will we get a chaos god of nature and life, a good one helping humanity n and the tau and aeldari races and trying to make perfect flesh bodies for the necrons bc this one would hate technology
Only nurgle can invade catachan...
For a shortwhile, then it will revert back to its state before.
@@jenniferlumiquedIisha, maybe?
Daemons: *Exist*
Catachan Fauna: Finally some good fucking food
plant: why is it spicy
Bet one of those groups of demons kicked a catachan toad
Probably
They boop the SNOOT
Korn Demons vs 1 undefined Jungle Planet that Tyrannids refuses to invade.
They did but... Fauna was even more dangerous than punny nids. It is said that they need an entire fleet to actually succeed on the invasion of Catachan, and even that, the fleet will have serious losses
@@Voldrim359 but Catachan has one massive Trump card... Sly Marbo the only Catachan Jungle Fighter that can treat Catachan like his on personal playground and get away with it. It would be like some Avatar Pandora final stand shit where he and the planet work together to defeat the Hungry Space Bugs also the other Jungle Fighters are pretty good at dealing with them off world anyways so it would be one hell of a war!
@@TheBluetiger5that needs to be a movie . But the nids land and immediately start getting killed like it’s nothing . Then at the end they run because they won’t even last a minute that’s is how they came to refuse to invade catachan
Catachan is out here making the Warp look cozy in comparison.
Guilleman was doing drive by shootings on demons who were taking over planets but when he came to catachan they were like oh we handled it you may leave now.
Daemon: WHERE ARE YOU FLESHLI-
*Ribbit*
*boom*
*sound of a chaos marine dropping*
Daemons: Wh...what the fuck?
Catachan Jungle Fighters: Hehehehe *slowly walks back into the fauna*
Daemons:....I think we-
*gets immediately eaten by a tank sized scorpopede*
Other daemons: RUN BACK RUN BACK
Catachan 3 wins/0 loses Chaos 0 wins/2 losses Tyrannids 0 wins/1 losses
Sly Marbo 999 wins/0 losses
Sly Marbo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!...
Flora not fauna, although I wouldnt be suprised if a catachan fighter would walk into a animal
@@rateros9006 *Slinks back into deer carcass like a turtle* Hehehehehheheh
@@crusader2412 deer carcass? there are larger monsters worthy of being my home on catachan (burrows back into a catachan devil)
@@rateros9006 A thousand apologies my friend.
Who thinks the Catachan devil should be a playable unit?
YES!
And then they give it 1% of its lore power level, like Custodes. Bleh
At this point make the whole planet a playable unit
I think that both versions should be playable. Both the elite catachan jungle fighters, and the creature.
They would be way dumbed down and weaker for balance I mean as said before the custodians would wipe the floor with most units on the board
Demons: We're gonna murder the humans!
Planet Catachan: Oh no you don't, that's my job!
Catachans:
"Oi there, wankas! Heard ye were talking shit, eh?"
Demons: you insignificant insects!
The 3km long fire breathing centipede: what did you just say?
*new demon manifests of catechan*
“I have come for skulls”
*demon who manifested the day prior*
“GO BACK, IN THE NAME OF THE SKULL THRONE GO BACK”
sly marbo
finally, the long waited sequel of the vietnam War, which players have been waiting for, for 38,025 years, catachan
Catachan: Our planet is more inhospitable than literal hell.
Only Sly Marbo can treat Catachan like his personal playground and get away with it.
Sly Marbo:... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!...
To me, it sounds more like Catachan ate Khorne’s lunch without *that* much trouble. Classic Catachan.
"Wait a second, wasn't there a chaos invasion here?!"
"Ye"
"How are you guys still alive?"
"The plants ate em"
these lore nugget shorts are awesome, please keep doing them
Everyones gangster until the trees start speaking. Tzung zuo. Art of war
who the hell tzung zuo
I think you mean Sun Tzu
Catachan the type of place where they have special forces to mow the lawn because the weeds grow so fast, you might miss a spot and get rekt by a plant's defense mechanism.
Catachan natives view the Imperial guard as a paid vacation. At least Chaos rests, imagine living in a world where the actual grass will kill you if you don't mow often enough.
I love that the planet of Catachan is basically its own god
It was never "almost", the moment those daemons step foot on that planet they've already lost.
khorne fail.. again.. beaten by a plant... almost catachan.. almost armageddon, almost terra, almost iron warriors, almost space wolves, almost died on his homeworld. no wonder he's angry with that level of incompetence, pretty much the only primarch to have achieved nothing at all.. lmao
haha isnt that the story of Angron after all?
Wow Chaos tryed to Invade Catachan again you figure they'd learn the first time after Abbadon failed to take the planet when his his Chaos forces became a light snake for the local plants and animals of that Hell World
Catachan > the Warp
I am more impressed by the fact that bunch or Khorne cultists were tought enought to make Catachans INVITE them onto Catachan planet because they were tough enough to survive there.
You know, it really says something about the Catachan fighters that they’ve survived on a planet that war and murder demons struggled with
Catachan is so inhospitable even the Tyranids can't consume it's spicy biomass
everyone gangsta. The Americans, Khornates, The Nids, The Japanese, they do be gansta until the jungle speaks
Almost Destroyed Catachan? Bitch, Catachan barely sneezed at them.
Khorne deamons: i fear nothing ... but that thing
*looks at tiny frog*
It scares me
*RIBBIT.*
Catachan Fenris sends its regards. Death World brotherhood
On Catachan you don’t just fight the imperium you fight the planet itself
Daemon: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!
Catachan: _(ribbit)_
Be funny if the daemons thought they were actually fighting catachans the whole time...but the whole time it was just the jungle and the jungle fighters were having a nap while the jungle got distracted....with a weak foe 😂🤣
Catachans are the only guardsmen that'd consider the warp a vacation
Well duh, the jungle is a living entity
The fact that catachan's jungles were too much for khornate demons kinda shows how badass the catachan jungle fighters are.
Khorn: Yes. Destruction.
Catachan, the planet: Nuh-Uh.
Catachan is worse than hell, confirmed.
See ...this is why camping is dumb..
You're not wrong
Catachan: When Australia takes steroids and decides to become a planet.
The guard broke before the planet did this time lol
Doubt it. Catachans are hardcore.
@@colonelsanders1349 did u not hear the story lls
More like Guard went on vacation and let the planet handle it.
Almost destroyed? They didn't even cause lasting damage.
Imagine living in a jungle so hazardous that Hell itself is safer.
KHORNE DEMONS: " Despair All!! We are your NIGHTMARES come to life, and we've brought hell with us!!
CATACHAN: "😐........................ 😂🤣."
When you planet's levels of australia are so heretical that even Khorne demons cant survive.
absolutely horrific that otherworldly demons got fucking rolled by hungry plants
Demon: But would you lose?
Catachan Devil/Barking Toad:
Nah I'd Win
The Green Hell is something else
Starting to think that Catachan might have one of those World Spirits, like some of the planets the Space Wolves and Aeldari own. The "World Spirit" essentially meaning that the planet is indeed alive and has a form of sentience - like from the movie Avatar. Except, Catachan's world spirit is freaking mad. Like. All the time. Lmao.
A Real FORCE OF NATURE
Not even the warpspawn can stand catachan
I swear that planet is sentient to a degree. But like the avatar Navi bullshit it fucks everyone’s day equally. I wouldn’t be surprised if the plants are eating each others roots
Catachan is like a planet of anime protagonists. Nothing makes sense, and the only constant is that it’s better than everyone else for no reason.
Theyre the Aiel from Wheel of Time; molded in a fiery kiln to be durable under pressure. Kriegsmen are similar. Hard bastards from even harder places.
nah, the planet itself is the protagonist, if it weren't for earth you know catachan would be the main planet
The community, regardless of being xeno or heretical will read this title and collectively say "That's bullshit, only Catachans can fuck with Catachan."
"Khorne Daemons get a Catachan Welcome"
Fixed the title: One Does Not Simply Destroy Catachan.
Laugh in Sly Marbo
Calling the Warp the ‘Empyrean’. Somebody just read The Infinite and The Divine. 😁
I mean that was the strategy right? Catachan command figured they could hit and run using the jungle itself as a force muliplier. To them it was home. But to the enemy it was deadly plant, deadly animal, ambush, deadly disease, incideous parasite, all one after abother. All day and all night. The guards men only served to keep them off balance and lure them to another deadly location. Prhaps where the swamp gas literaly melts your face in botha good and bad way.
*Chaos worshippers succesfully opened a daemon gateway on Catachan*
*THE PLANET SUDDENLY STARTED PLAYING WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BY GUNS N ROSES.*
yeah turns out the planet ate them
Classic Catachan
Refugees being violent troublemakers in every multiverse has to be my favourite gender this year.
Em-peer-ee-in
Is this real? Looks ans sounds really cool, but that art is 100% Midjourney AI, I use it sometimes. Maybe you just made it for a visual aid as Games Workshop didn't provide it, idk, lmk! 👍
catachan the meme planet
somehow too much for tyranids
somehow too much for khorne daemons
somehow not too much for literal baseline humans inspired by a silly movie made in the 80s
sometimes the lore is just bad
nothing about catachans humans is baseline, to be fair
The best fortified planet in the Imperium is not Terra and not even Cadia.
I think your title is wrong, it should be 'Daemons got their ass kicked in Catachan'
not even demons of hell stand a chance against average austrlian forestts
"Almost destroyed Catacha"
😂😂😂
As if.😏
Dope video
Wait isn't this just one large Vietnam war?
And by almost you mean not even close because good luck destroying catachan with a ground invasion
It's unclear to me. Did the catachan fight at all or were they like "lol have fun in the jungle fuck boys"
The Jungle Fighters did fight and used the native life of Catachan to fight back.
I wonder how the planet would fair against Tyranids?
there was also a time where the nids went to take a bite out of catachan. Only to have an equally sized chunk bitten out of them in return. The nids packed up and left. Also there are rumours that some of the catachan life forms are descendants of tyranids.
Nids went there once only to discover that there were bigger bugs than them
I think the Catachans had to send every fighter on the planet once.
Literally no one home to defend to world.
They came back to find the remains of several attempted invasions.... they were partially digested...
@@TronTuborgCatachan no necesita defensa, Catachan es la defensa
Plants: 1
Satan: 0
Aha!
No they didn't.
Vietnam
click bait title being dishonest, dislike.
almost destroyed? never heard of bigger bullshit
Lmao 40K lore just gets worse and worse with every year
How so?
Why? 🥺
@@Cadia-stands Got’em!
Because every year the FALSE EMPEROR REMAINS ON THE THRONE IS ANOTHER YEAR LOST YOU IMPERIAL LAP DOG!
Nope.
It's long been stated that not even tyranids could thrive on the planet so why would chaos?