Funny (but true) Project Management Quotes 3

Check out some funny project management quotes we've collected from around the world!
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Quotes:
What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter - Lykes Lines Shipping
Could you tell me the purpose of why we need to gather requirements? - Business owner supporting a $100M program
Project Management is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies - Groucho H. Marx
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more - Mark Twain
If we’re free to do what we want, why does our Project Manager always have a plan for us? - P. H. O’Rourke
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