The military branches washing their hands

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  • Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024

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  • @gnomeknight2311
    @gnomeknight2311 4 месяца назад +579

    I like instead of being gay you make the navy a weird water cult.

    • @metal-gods
      @metal-gods 4 месяца назад +64

      Could be a gay water cultist don't judge someone like that Bro.

    • @erectintexan9863
      @erectintexan9863 4 месяца назад +16

      I mean... aren't we?

    • @Meskarune
      @Meskarune 4 месяца назад +20

      They wash all the salt off from everything

    • @Romuls753
      @Romuls753 4 месяца назад +3

      Who said they aren't also fudge punchers?

    • @Blkstar177
      @Blkstar177 4 месяца назад +1

      Gay fish

  • @theerascal8050
    @theerascal8050 4 месяца назад +486

    The big ass chip in one bite sums every aspect of the “space force “.

  • @SantomPh
    @SantomPh 4 месяца назад +332

    The air force only washes hands in 5 star hotels and in a monogrammed robe.

    • @ExpatMom288
      @ExpatMom288 4 месяца назад +4

      Prior Air Force here, and I predicted that we would be using soap and water, washing correctly. What I did not predict, which I never do, was that he would diss other branches who have it tougher than we did. I always give respect where it’s due, because I know I wasn’t built for adversity. But I thank God some people were!😅

    • @dragonzgaming5056
      @dragonzgaming5056 4 месяца назад

      ​@@ExpatMom288 I was given most crap cause I did the......*check behind me looking for scary army guys* Security Forces lol

    • @pazzoaf
      @pazzoaf 4 месяца назад

      @@ExpatMom288current Air Force here. YO WASH YO DAMN HANDS YOU CRAYON EATIN, WATER OBSESSED, TALK IN GRUNT, PUDDLE PIRATE ASSES!

  • @alexia3552
    @alexia3552 4 месяца назад +437

    The Navy uncontrollably crawling into the sink 😂

  • @SusieQ3
    @SusieQ3 4 месяца назад +63

    "Rub some dirt on it" not just a mindset, but a way of life.

  • @BestBoricua
    @BestBoricua 4 месяца назад +55

    I thought someone was going to wash the air force guys hands and dry it lol

    • @Molon_Labe1776
      @Molon_Labe1776 4 месяца назад +2

      Don't forget the breath mint!

    • @maryannbrown9441
      @maryannbrown9441 2 месяца назад +1

      That would be Jeeves. He was there holding the towel.😂❤

  • @sierrajane7073
    @sierrajane7073 4 месяца назад +315

    I'm a Marine, I have indeed washed my hands with dirt, I also got dysentery while I was in

    • @tedk.6420
      @tedk.6420 4 месяца назад +6

      Was that before or after you transitioned?

    • @lancecorporalveteran0621
      @lancecorporalveteran0621 4 месяца назад +3

      Same here cleaned with dirt but rinsed with water, and I think mine was regular diarrhea but it still sucked

    • @DaveGouda
      @DaveGouda 4 месяца назад

      @@tedk.6420 fuck you buddy. None of your god damn business. From a fellow trans person.

  • @LeeRaySmith
    @LeeRaySmith 4 месяца назад +40

    Bro that navy one took me out. The fucking foot 😭😂

    • @nelsblair2667
      @nelsblair2667 3 месяца назад

      They cut the scene too early, we didn’t get to see the sailor swim nor get underway!

  • @moomama217
    @moomama217 4 месяца назад +25

    I married a marine. Bow i know why my husbands always telling the kids, "Rub some dirt on it. You'll be fine."

  • @richardgladstone8975
    @richardgladstone8975 4 месяца назад +40

    You have the Coast Guard guy down perfect. Great job.

  • @freedustin
    @freedustin 4 месяца назад +96

    In the NAVY!
    You shower inside a sink!

    • @theancientsam
      @theancientsam 4 месяца назад +10

      Looked like wudu to me 😂

    • @piretkivi3218
      @piretkivi3218 4 месяца назад

      @@theancientsam Yes, that was my first thought as well. Islam in the Navy...oh dear!

  • @seren42
    @seren42 4 месяца назад +19

    I was in the army and to this day, I stg, the smell of WD-40 is one of my favorites!

  • @gscam0001
    @gscam0001 4 месяца назад +96

    OK, Blub Blub, you need to talk to the Devil Dogs... I'm sure you both can come to a happy medium

    • @matts882
      @matts882 4 месяца назад +3

      Mud?

    • @gscam0001
      @gscam0001 4 месяца назад +1

      @@matts882 LOL

  • @jdbeistline5230
    @jdbeistline5230 4 месяца назад +26

    My dad was navy.. fr have seen him do exactly that on multiple occasions.

    • @eliasbsalas
      @eliasbsalas 4 месяца назад +1

      so now you have two dads huh

  • @timotheous5250
    @timotheous5250 4 месяца назад +9

    As a marine I find this accurate

  • @dogol91
    @dogol91 4 месяца назад +16

    I thought navy was going to do something odd with that faucet

  • @michaelcassady348
    @michaelcassady348 4 месяца назад +75

    In the field, dirt gets into everything, and every orifice. Baby wipes and dirt. Rah.

  • @Guardian179
    @Guardian179 4 месяца назад +42

    That's how Coasties handled the COVID crisis. Just internal and external alcohol cleansing. Our COVID shots were just moonshine. Our DUI numbers may have increased, but it was worth it.

  • @helljumper5601
    @helljumper5601 4 месяца назад +5

    Navy has to wash like that cuz we’ve always got paint on our hands from keeping our ships looking nice and pretty.
    Unrelated note, ship paint is impossible to get off with just soap and water. Get some pumice cleaner if you can find it, that stuff is amazing.

  • @mandoc6249
    @mandoc6249 4 месяца назад +5

    I’ve been on Pendleton too long I recognized your base housing sink lol

    • @NickVarn
      @NickVarn  4 месяца назад +2

      Hahaha you ain’t wrong

  • @Veritas_Boz
    @Veritas_Boz 4 месяца назад +21

    AF NCO here, there's a severe lack of hands-free sinks, soap dispenser, and blow dryer. And another thing, skillcraft soap, being made by the blind who are arguably the most reliant on tactile senses, is the worst feeling and sudsing soap ever.

    • @NickVarn
      @NickVarn  4 месяца назад +6

      I have a serious question: do you think the blind people working at skill craft are the ones on the R&D team formulating the ingredients in the soap?

    • @Marinecorpsbrat
      @Marinecorpsbrat 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@NickVarn I lived on fort riley. And I can say yes yes they are

    • @tonsinawells286
      @tonsinawells286 4 месяца назад

      Blow dryers actually spread germs .. all over the place. Big fat bacteria growing fan.

    • @israeladesanyasgyno999
      @israeladesanyasgyno999 4 месяца назад

      Blow dryers are unsanitary its essentially a bacteria breeding ground fam use paper towels

    • @mowgli2071
      @mowgli2071 4 месяца назад

      Okay but LHB e-tools are indistinguishable from Ames other than the markings.

  • @Bigsxc1220
    @Bigsxc1220 4 месяца назад +3

    Was definitely expecting Air Force to have Jeeves start the sink

  • @raeleneastell1059
    @raeleneastell1059 4 месяца назад +8

    As an RAAF lady, i must say that i wash my hands the same way you demonstrated lol. Handling food for the soldiers hygiene is a must . Love these videos keep them coming ❤

  • @mylifewithhirschsprungdise3250
    @mylifewithhirschsprungdise3250 4 месяца назад +3

    Thank you for putting in coast guard lol

  • @528LE
    @528LE 4 месяца назад +3

    "Please bear witness to this young U.S. Navy Seaman, as he reverts back to his primal instincts for basic hydration.
    Much like it's ancestors, the English Navy Sailor, the American Seaman craves the feeling of comfort from a small water source especially om a hot day like this one...."

  • @JLG35X
    @JLG35X 4 месяца назад +2

    As a Marine, that was too gentle.

  • @americaforever2798
    @americaforever2798 4 месяца назад +6

    Wikifeet getting a new update with this one.

  • @alexwolfe7261
    @alexwolfe7261 4 месяца назад +6

    I use sand, man. That shit is everywhere.

  • @xChaosFlower
    @xChaosFlower 4 месяца назад +5

    I honestly expected Navy to be in a full tub or in a pool 😂

  • @Willghanistan
    @Willghanistan 4 месяца назад +3

    Too much credit to the life guards 😂

  • @TheMoDoDragon
    @TheMoDoDragon 3 месяца назад

    I love how this guy manages to make the coast guard look like absolute fiends

  • @Kimberly-xi5fc
    @Kimberly-xi5fc 4 месяца назад +1

    Crawling into the sink sent me. Way to commit. 😂

  • @cielostack2698
    @cielostack2698 4 месяца назад +5

    What, no fancy scented hand soap for Air Force…?

  • @berylwhite2983
    @berylwhite2983 4 месяца назад +2

    That is good! I can't decide which one I bet like the best. The Navy, The army or the Coast guard. "What it's got alcohol in it"

  • @ChickentNug
    @ChickentNug 4 месяца назад +5

    I was gonna say the army literally never has soap, but never mind lol

  • @lawrencevaughn9149
    @lawrencevaughn9149 4 месяца назад +9

    Y'all make fun of the Coast guard but they're the only part of the military that's actually doing something useful😂

  • @gings4ever
    @gings4ever 4 месяца назад +2

    Space Force: would probably shove their hands into a water bubble in zero G
    Navy: would probably make an inverse diving suit filled with water. Is jelly about Space Force being able to shove their hands in water bubbles in zero G

  • @Dtawomshadow
    @Dtawomshadow 4 месяца назад +7

    Nah air fore they have someone wash their hands for them

  • @dreamersleepwalker
    @dreamersleepwalker 4 месяца назад +4

    I had to wash my leg with beer at the beach after I cut it on something. All we had left was beer. 😂😂😂

  • @daniel_sc1024
    @daniel_sc1024 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm gonna have to call you out on this video; would Coast Guard really waste some beer like that? 🤣

  • @sarvin4471
    @sarvin4471 4 месяца назад +7

    Dysentery 😭

  • @Magnum_Wolf
    @Magnum_Wolf 4 месяца назад

    I was expecting the Air Force to have someone else wash their hands for them

  • @rknine7998
    @rknine7998 2 месяца назад

    Thank goodness he washed his hands with soap at the end.

  • @MavrikUSMC
    @MavrikUSMC 3 месяца назад +1

    I just realized that the number of times I've washed my hands with dirt is ridiculous.

  • @AstroRayGun
    @AstroRayGun 4 месяца назад

    Was expecting the Navy to dip their hands in a bucket of haze gray

  • @Viking_gamer19
    @Viking_gamer19 4 месяца назад +2

    I sometimes wash my hands in the dirt too lol w video btw

  • @nikolibarastov4487
    @nikolibarastov4487 4 месяца назад +10

    I feel robbed, why no Blub-Blub?

  • @carpincho_pommy
    @carpincho_pommy 4 месяца назад +8

    Oh gosh.. Imagine the oil inside that ring from Army ☠️

  • @Twilarose77
    @Twilarose77 4 месяца назад

    Not the Navy trying to climb in the sink! 😂😂

  • @Toe-Knee--Mir-Toe
    @Toe-Knee--Mir-Toe 4 месяца назад +1

    That was beautiful

  • @blakeredfield
    @blakeredfield 4 месяца назад +1

    Marla constructed dissent

  • @cej3940
    @cej3940 4 месяца назад

    God, I gotta take notes from the coast guard

  • @theancientsam
    @theancientsam 4 месяца назад +2

    Subhannallah the navy has begun salah

  • @jamie6506
    @jamie6506 4 месяца назад

    Every single one of these, I relate to the Air Force the most. But where did I end up? The army.

  • @TheDistantman
    @TheDistantman 3 месяца назад

    The navy acting like water type Pokemons lol

  • @bug5654
    @bug5654 4 месяца назад

    Navy getting water and not one, "Glug, glug?" Impostor!

  • @Abyss8564
    @Abyss8564 4 месяца назад

    Air Force be using those blow dryers lol

  • @McDouble551
    @McDouble551 4 месяца назад +1

    For once space force is the most normal one

  • @MichelleBerrytingley
    @MichelleBerrytingley 4 месяца назад

    Now I'm dying...you got everyone of them right 👍.....on a ranch/farm...we do it the marine way!!!

  • @majormushu
    @majormushu 4 месяца назад

    I was expecting the air force to just look into the camera and say "ew you think i get my hands dirty?"

  • @Watchdog78
    @Watchdog78 4 месяца назад

    Air force needs to be singing the birthday song.

  • @Tony-ow9bo
    @Tony-ow9bo 4 месяца назад

    You forgot to have the Air Force bring up a chair to sit in while they wash their hands.

  • @Obtainedfox
    @Obtainedfox 4 месяца назад +4

    Blub blub blub im a fish. I need water

  • @JesusKid1000
    @JesusKid1000 4 месяца назад

    That was my biggest issue with my time in. The sinks were never big enough to fit in.

  • @Swjmul
    @Swjmul 3 месяца назад

    lol that’s the oil used to lube the gym equipment at every gym on Pendleton.

  • @alistair676
    @alistair676 4 месяца назад

    Love how the airforce is the only normal people :D

  • @r.zachhowell1009
    @r.zachhowell1009 4 месяца назад

    I heard the navy drinks only from their knees and straight from the tap

  • @MarkBoulders
    @MarkBoulders 4 месяца назад +1

    Army one is too damn good 😂

  • @tehwobblez1337
    @tehwobblez1337 4 месяца назад +1

    Alcohol = disinfectant 😂

  • @bassistmeg80
    @bassistmeg80 4 месяца назад

    I'm surprised that the Navy didn't say it needs salt

  • @buffalosoldier19d42
    @buffalosoldier19d42 4 месяца назад +1

    AF washed hands with soap because they actually had soap.

  • @naturalhabitat7310
    @naturalhabitat7310 4 месяца назад

    As a Navy sailor, I can confirm we do wash our hands like this

  • @joanmarin7030
    @joanmarin7030 3 месяца назад

    For some reason I thought Air Force would do a “surgical scrub”.

  • @theiranianputin2770
    @theiranianputin2770 4 месяца назад

    Navy: "Got to get in there....... blub blub"

  • @maw1186
    @maw1186 4 месяца назад

    CLP makes everything better 😂

  • @umicarus
    @umicarus 4 месяца назад

    My favorite all purpose gun oil CLP, works as lotion, after shave, dipping sauce, and I guess it works on guns too.

  • @laurahyland5020
    @laurahyland5020 3 месяца назад

    Don't be fooled by the air force, he left the hand conditioner and manicure until after filming.

  • @melonstrongv1.08
    @melonstrongv1.08 4 месяца назад

    The splinters...

  • @ELLEJay3953
    @ELLEJay3953 4 месяца назад

    The Navy one 😂😂😂😂

  • @Niaggro
    @Niaggro 4 месяца назад

    I expected the Navy going full blub into a pool or something :)

  • @rbrick3685
    @rbrick3685 4 месяца назад

    I honestly relate closer to the Army than I do the Navy lmao

  • @TheH4V0C
    @TheH4V0C 4 месяца назад

    Navy's like "I f#ckin love WATER"

  • @kalieffoster4607
    @kalieffoster4607 4 месяца назад +1

    So apparently I am Marines Navy and Air Force😂😂😂

  • @jaquirox6579
    @jaquirox6579 4 месяца назад

    I was Army, my dad was Navy and seal, I kid you not!!… he really did splash his face and rinse his whole arms when he washed his hands. 😂 But that 6’3 man could swim like a secret gazelle and sneak up on you so quietly, a lot like a crocodile actually. Lol

  • @miacooper2307
    @miacooper2307 4 месяца назад

    When you're a POG so you buy a smart watch instead of a Gshock.

  • @AndyBrew04
    @AndyBrew04 4 месяца назад

    Dead ass thought marines would just use light fluid

  • @kimberlymartin4434
    @kimberlymartin4434 4 месяца назад

    That was brilliant😂

  • @HighDiver5555
    @HighDiver5555 4 месяца назад +1

    As a 91F, the Army one is way too accurate haha

  • @deadgowr8958
    @deadgowr8958 4 месяца назад

    at first i was like "What makes those sticks military braches?"

  • @OK-otic
    @OK-otic 4 месяца назад +1

    Civie here. I use grass or bush.

  • @Yayakoshii1990
    @Yayakoshii1990 4 месяца назад

    This was great 😂

  • @megandavis3466
    @megandavis3466 4 месяца назад +1

    The navy is sooooo right.

  • @ThePickleZebra
    @ThePickleZebra 4 месяца назад

    So basically Air Force are the only normal ones 😆

  • @kyleblankiv7589
    @kyleblankiv7589 4 месяца назад

    Fact ✅ true. I wash my hands with dirt and I was in the Marines

  • @steelwolf4259
    @steelwolf4259 3 месяца назад +1

    The marines use mud if they can

  • @coryjordan2874
    @coryjordan2874 3 месяца назад

    The marines eat dysentery for dinner

  • @smzemperfi
    @smzemperfi 4 месяца назад

    As a marine mechanic, I’ve washed my hands in dirt many times. Haha

  • @Catbanana-sl6dp
    @Catbanana-sl6dp 4 месяца назад +3

    SOME ONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE GRONS I CANT STOP LAUGHING HELP

  • @Anglers_paradise7
    @Anglers_paradise7 4 месяца назад +1

    What there's alcohol in it😂

  • @SageOsav-SAGE
    @SageOsav-SAGE 3 месяца назад

    Its official me and my brother both navy bound we fo back Tuesday to fill out papers then my grandma is gonna sign my parental signature