These Ingredients Should NEVER Be Swapped! (Culinary Crimes)
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- Опубликовано: 29 апр 2024
- It's dinner time and what's on the menu? JUSTICE!
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“Two grown men who wear earrings and love food like me” How long has Courtney been sitting on that one
I love the silence that follows with the camera panning to them lmao
as they say, this one was sitting in the driveway 😆😆
😂😂✔️
And not a hairbrush to be found anywhere 😂
About as long as I’ve been thinking it probably
Damien and Trevor look like they shop on opposite sides of the hot topic from each other
wow! yep. this is it.
This comment destroyed me 😂 it’s so accurate
Yes!
Trevor buys the shirts with the bad puns and Damien wears Bone Daddy cologne. Damien has an enamel pin collection and Trevor buys all the video game stuffed animals.
My name is Helene, and hearing Trevor swear to solve a food crime in my honor, just as I was about to fall asleep, was a surreal experience
and her reaction to him crying in your honor is great also. 20:40
@@eolsunder And I was indeed honored 😌
Courtney, her husband's boyfriend and her husband's enemy in a video together? Win
haha have you seen the video where Shayne and Trevor play that roller-coaster game, Tycoon Park? Trevor isn't Courtney's husband's enemy, he's her husband's little brother :DD
@@ssj_shepsame thing:
“This is the hardest anyone has ever acted on Smosh” 😭😭😭
Hi Pixie! Funny seeing y’all here :)
@@AniWillow Hi :D💕🌈💗
wow congrats on reuniting 😭😭😭
That entire “Mongolian beef accident” bit that Trevor did was gold. The fact that he made himself CRY on COMMAND 😂
"How old were you in 2003?!"
I thought it was hilarious too! The commitment.
The way he broke Courtney multiple times 😂 Trevor really stole the show with this episode, which is extra impressive considering he's next to Damien and Courtney
Really showing his range
Damien’s response to that whole monologue with “sorry about your kitchen, man”, broke me. 😆
trevor getting so mad at the strawberry rhubarb crumble not having strawberry, rhubarb, OR crumble is SO good lmaooo
Damien being the most honest " it's fruit on a plate, free, and I haven't had breakfast. I relate so much.
Trevor's dead wife from when he was 3 years old will never be forgotten
His 29 year old wife😂😂
@@GraceConnor-bq6xs🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao Trevor
I’m glad at least the editor heard Damien call Trevor’s dead wife a kitchen 😂😂😂
He isnt funny so yes, it will be forgotten
“Sims 1 bandit” is such a specific and accurate read, bless Courtney
Truly!
“It’d be a lot easier to get away if they didn’t keep playing that damn music” 😂
@katiedunn8287 yeah Damien always slam dunks the comeback, proper made me laugh 😂
the sounds wasn’t nearly as loud those
@@LadyKatie13a man of wit
Damien saying "sorry about your kitchen" while Trevor cries about his wife from when he was 3 is my last 2 brain cells.
how does damien come up with so many jokes for literally anything? in this video alone he dropped several bangers
He's so quick wittted!
Right?! He’s so funny!
DAMIEN "DAMIEN" HAAS IS FINALLY ON HERE
DAMIEN "DAMIEN HAAS" HAAS
DAMIEN "DAMIEN 'DAMIEN' HAAS" HAAS
@@EvieCorwell DAMIEN "DAMIEN "DAMIEN HAAS" HAAS" DAMIEN "DAMIEN "DAMIEN HAAS" HAAS
DAMIEN HAAS HAS HAAS
Damien Ass
‘The prosecution rests’
‘Um, good, cause I’m sleepy’
This was the most underrated joke
The way he said it. Damien has such a great way of saying things.
I swear... It literally took all I had to not die at that line... "Um, good, cause I'm sweepy," definitely left me GASPING dawg!
Trevor's input of random justice system words is funny, but Damien saying "and also with you" is an underrated moment.
Guys, I found this great pizza recipe. I just made a couple adjustments. I subsitituted water for the pizza dough and I used ice cubes instead of cheese, pizza sauce, and pepperoni. Rather than putting the ingredients on a pizza stone, I just put them directly into a cup and I also skipped the baking process. Easily the most refreshing pizza I've ever had ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
That's a glass of water! 😂
the fact that its damien's first time on the show is a culinary crime.
cuz he was in addams jail. duh
@@slsthewriter1299 yes he had to serve his culinary time
He still hasn't been on it, that right there is Michael Keaton
@@Jozzieismthat outfit makes me want to see Damien play Beetlejuice
truly
The way I desperately need a buddy cop show with Damien playing the hardened detective and Trevor playing the overly eager new guy
Yessssss!
Damien as Sarah Christ
@@geminievilfunny how he (and everyone) is better at Amanda's character than Amanda.
We do not need more cop shows
@@roguesoul6760 really? I completely disagree man, everyone's incredible and hilarious as Sarah Christ and Damien surely will be too but it's Amanda after all, she becomes Sarah 100% even when she's not characterized lol maybe you just haven't seen enough yet
The impact of Chanse’s “and I’ve always said that” … genuinely legendary and also cute.
10:19
“They just think you can put marshmallows in stuff!”
“THE DEFENSE RESTS!”
“Abstained.”
“HELLOO?!”
Absolutely loved Trevor being absolutely livid over the strawberry rhubarb crumble crime not having any of the the tree things in the name, because *I* was also so focused on that.
The pastry chef side of him was so pissed
When court was hired to be an actor 😭😭
and like Trevor said near the end, it was early covid days, maybe they didnt have the ingredients so they made what they could, but then DON'T POST THE COMMENT YOU CRIMINAL, YOU DIDNT MAKE THE DISH
I love how culinary crimes seems to have created an environment where Courtney Miller can slowly morph into Courtney Freaking Miller, I'm into it.
She and Shayne didn't marry, they fused
Trevor's Mongolian Beef story was probably the best acting on Smosh ever. That was brilliant
24:41 I‘m sorry but „I brought you a banana cream pie but it’s raisins, and carrot, and a gun!“ had me laughing with TEARS 😂😂😂
"How old were you in 2003?" while Trevor completely ignores the question 😂
He was 3 years old 😱
@@cardboard2night 4, he's born in 99 apparently (but I still consider him and Arasha my age, him especially since we're basically the same zillennial gamers lmao)
@@geminievilmost people say gen z starts at 1995-1997 anyways
Me since he and I are the same age
@@geminievilOh he’s 2 years younger than me
omg Damien's humor is so underrated 😭 "I'm sorry about your kitchen man" "here's a rasin, a carrot, and a gun" LIKE BE FR 😂
"Sorry about your kitchen" killed me. Lmao
right! the kitchen joke had me 😭
Trevor's dead wife Helene bit has solidified him into being my new favorite cast member. The commitment, the details, the backstory--- absolutely stole the show.
Last criminal should have been sentenced to a free family vacation to Greece - except we're substituting the vacation with a jail sentence, St. Helena rather than Greece, and armed guards in place of family.
Damien being a successful voice actor is great, he deserves all his success. But it means he appears less on Smosh and that bums me out. Always a treat to see him
Agreed! we want him to do well, but also we miss him! He’s one of my favs on this channel.
the person behind the second culinary crime should be sentenced to write a 2k word essay where they discuss, in detail, exactly what it is about tilapia that makes them think it looks like beef
Right, I feel like we didn't focus enough on the fact they said it was ?? a similar colour?????? lmao
im guessing it only looked like beef because it had been sitting in the back of the fridge for too long. probably lucky they didnt get food poisoning
"It's never JUST. It's JustICE!"
Hard cut to Courtney, right after, saying, "You wanna taste JUST the little white stuff?"
Amazing editing. 😂
I love that Damien was supposed to be in jail for culinary crimes
but he's like, I'm a criminal, but I'm going to clean my damn plate because I'm a good boy.
Love the addition of badges for Damien and Trevor; the little stick figure on a skateboard on Trevor’s was especially funny🤣
Courtney also has one, you can see it at 1:18
2:02
“Its like some weird office Jesus” was such a good joke.
Had to pause and come look for this comment because 💀💀💀💀💀
@@IrinaGreenman definitely didn’t get the reaction it deserved.
Coming to the comments to see if any one noticed😂
@@robajaber9054same 😊
@@rachelfrancis1990 the amount of jokes Damien makes that just get passed over...
11:22 Trevor saying the prosecution rests and Damon saying good because he’s sleepy was so funny 😭
I desperately want a reverse version of this where the crew find really bad recipes, and the “crime” version is actually it made better. The detectives will be confused, trying to overthink why it tastes normal, and then they get hit with the cursed but correct version afterwards.
Trevor big braining the first crime scene by measuring the letter length to figure out the blacked out ingredient was icon behaviour tbh
It’s the fist thing I thought of when I watched culinary crimes for the first time
I love how it went from Damiens "I dont follow any rules" bit to Trevor's "my department is FUN :D"
it's giving "someone's gonna die" "OF FUN!"
Smosh Producers: Trevor just go in there and be yourself
Trevor: Gives the acting performance of the year!
Courtney immediately questioning Trevor about “having no strong opinions about the Mongolian beef” after he made himself cry about his dead wife was perfect.
Damien liking the crime food is very on brand haha.
Wild that the second crime was from March 2024 - we truly have criminals still out here walking the kitchens committing new crimes every day.
The third crime is the funniest type of crime to me because it’s entertaining to watch them get perplexed about how the dish includes none of the ingredients in the name of the dish.
i think they mixed all the ingredients together not to get a salad, not to get a crumble, but to get a cool third thing:
ATTENTION
"wait you ate the whole thing whywhywhy" is going in the "make into a Laios animation" folder for sure
Oh my gawd yes!
Damien’s a hungy guy 🤷♀️
Ima need that animation now
god dang you are right 😂
Funny because he ate all three meals completely and they didn’t notice till the end
Trevor throwing out another banger from the Shayne Topp school of acting
“It’s like a weird office Jesus,” I’m dying, Damien, I love you and your incredible sense of humor
"it's embarrassed to get on my fork" killed me
wait, I missed that. Timecode?
@@hernameispekka_Rebecca 28:28
@@and-oh Thanks!
I'm gonna use that quote when I see some crimes on my plate 😂
i just about died
I love how Damien always takes the opportunity to devour free food
Everyone freaking out that Damien ate the entire third culinary crime was so funny
that’s my boyyyyy
Like this is just his lunch
Damien CLEANS the plate, I love him. Smosh please don't let him shoot without having breakfast 😩
Damien's Reel Big Fish joke starting at 20:21, and the editor supporting it with a millisecond of ska is underrated 😂
The immediate panic around the room when Damian ate the whole meal 😂
He has a point. The result was not bad... it was just fraud haha
Yeah, it was a crime because it was not the recipe, and the result is not a crumble in any way, but that doesn't mean it's bad
29:05 for the timestamp :)
Damien “How did they get wine to turn into paper? It’s like a weird office Jesus.”
😂 I’m loving this new golden era Smosh. Comedy gold. Guaranteed depression cures posted daily.
Damien was on fire. I had missed his quiet unhinged jokes
trevor is really starting to find his footing in the smosh family! he rocked it this episode
“Embarrassed to get on my fork,” is so fucking funny and relatable because we’ve all been there 😂
I can't believe Damien "Damien" Haas was finally jailed for his food crimes of liking Garrets dishes on Eat it or Yeet it.
The Mongolian Beef section is probably the best segment of this entire show from Trevor’s crying to Damien being a Reel Big Fish fan
Reeeeally need Amanda and Ian's detective characters in this.
I was SCREAMING TILAPIA when Damien mentioned the Mongolian beef being "fishy but it's taking on the flavors of everything around it".
I mean... that's literally the draw of the fish. Cheap, farmable, and flavored any way you want depending on what it's being prepared with.
I thought of tilapia too but didn’t think it would work since they said it was a similar color to beef??? for some reason
Trevor really showing his mythical side with the first dish alone! The way I stood up from my seat and just clapped for that man when he went full detective on the replaced ingredient
Yeah, i love Trevor on here because he brings some recipe analysis
The fact that Damien and Trevor are ACTUALLY Sherlock Holmes and Watson is the best duo since Briana Boho and The Chosen
I dont know how to explain this but i feel the need to protect Trevor from any harm for the rest of my life.
Trevor nearly made me cry with the whole 'wife' story. Then we see Chef Trevor go all 'Chef Gordon' mad on the last one, for very good reasons.
Damien's the Hamburglar of Hearts.
Literally
Of the heart of the cards
He has hamburgled my heart with his jokes
Damien, Courtney and Trevor? This is gonna be good
15:09
3 year old trevor's wife will always be in our hearts
Damien being the Hannibal from food jail is truly so fitting. Please please bring him back soon!
In Memory of Helene.
1974-2003
Loving mother and wife.
The question is what happened to Trevor’s child?
@@brycedecker7142 oh y'know
@@brycedecker7142 Shayne
This show is really growing on me. Courtney's commitment to the character is fantastic and I think is giving the show more texture and identity than other things SMOSH is doing.
Yeah, I've liked it a lot since the beginning but it really has the potential to become great. They've started to find their footing and figure out the vibe of the show. Excited to see the concept grow and solidify
the goofiness is key.
Without the goofiness, it would be a boring podcast with editing that wouldn’t match.
I would love to see special guests on episodes. Particularly Andrew from Binging with Babish.
I don't think I will ever get over poor Detective Trevor losing his wife at 03'😢poor fella, he is clearly still heartbroken
Courtney being grossed out by Damien burping while she burps constantly in videos has me laughing 😂
The amount of top tier comedy Damien can pack into like ten minutes is ungodly
Hes so quick
21:18 Damien preferring the weirder dish is really bringing his inner Laios out
the venn diagram between Laios and Damien is a circle ⭕️
@@TheCrazeacenot a circle, it's a single dot
LMAO Courtney's "How old were you in 2003?" During Trevor's tragic backstory XD
Damien's lightning-fast quips are amazing.
Trevor giving an oscar-worthy performance in a smosh food detective video is insane but somehow very Trevor
“This is the hardest anyone has ever acted on Smosh” lmao
Damien's jokes are so fun to me. The the more you know joke was greaaat
Damn Damien! Those puns at the end with that delivery! Standing ovation!
" it'd not just. It's JUSTICE" killed me 😂
9:24 "black bean soup, as it was written" "... and also with you" thank you damien,, that was iconic and i fully choked on my salad here
love Courtney saying “dark soy sauce” as if it’s an evil version of regular soy sauce
Ah we got Damien "Delicious In Dungeon" Haas... he should know all about food crimes
Damn i wish i thought if that
Did he voice someone in that anime, or was this just a fun reference?
@@karencoon6243yes he voices Laios in the English dub!
@@chauvuong5943 the most unhinged food criminal ive ever seen. Although...... the food does look really good.
@chauvuong5943 Oh my god look at our boy. I already loved the giddy energy Laois has in the dub and to find out its Damien warms my heart
“And also with you” KILLED ME 😂
As a person of the Lutheran variant of Jesusing, I found it funny as well. Lort knows we say it enough.
Hey whats up, I'm also of the Lutheran variant of Jesusing
*spelled smth wrong cause I'm drunk like a good Nordic Lutheran on the eve of st. Walbourg's and a good commie on the eve of the first of may
Just because it’s Damien and he (perhaps accidentally) said “Real big fish” out loud, I feel like he now owes us a lecture on the history of Ska
I love watching people try food and weird food on this show, trying to guess what they just ate. but I think, even more than that, I love watching intro and different b-side stories straight from criminal tv shows with rookies' first days, dead wives, criminals on a loose and all this kind of stuff, and that show Trevor performed on 20:28 was insane 🔥🔥🔥
THEY CUT UP FRUIT ON A PLATE AND COMMENTED ON A RECIPE WHO DOES THAT??!!
LOL love it.
I'm only 3 minutes in and thinking "Damien should be on this regularly. The energy between Damien and Courtney is just insane!"
There needs to be more Damien on this show. He's perfect for this.
Damien here cosplaying Cody and Trevor sat opposite as the 😁 emoji
Why is he slaying the prison uniform tho
I was thinking this 😂
Because Damien slays in general.
“You’re pulling a Mythical chef Josh right now.”
Trevor: *immediately starts yelling*
😂😂😂
I think it would be super fun to do themed episodes from different countries. Then, the guests could be in character as the police from the featured country. Ex: English cuisine & Scotland Yard officers.
I loooove Courtney's passion for justice
So happy to see three blondes doing some good detectiving
"The fruit is away" is such a brilliant line that was slept on and I'm going to be referencing it everywhere!
Damien annihilating all somehow edible dishes infront of him is so my spirit animal
Glad to FINALLY see Damien on this show, and something that’s not just a TNTL! Hopefully he’ll be on more in the future! Please bring back What’re Those?!
I'm only saying this because i got a brooklyn 99 ad mid episode but Trevor sounds like Andy Samberg at times
this is unironically becoming my fav smosh series
Same! As it keeps going you can tell they keep honing in on the vibe and fine-tuning it. Loved it from the start but I have a feeling this show will continue to grow and become spectacular
This episode just proves that Damien was the PERFECT choice to voice Laios in the Dungeon Meshi dub
Damien is so quick with his jokes 😭😭😭
Need to get detective "Where's My Coffee" on the show. And if you guys can pull off splicing angela doing her security officer who loves Tuesdays character that would be the awesome!!
YES FINALLY DAMIEN ON HERE
It’s crazy that he hasn’t been on this show yet until now
Ikr!! So glad he's finally here
@@maem7462 He's been busy, busy with the voice acting!
@@hernameispekka_Rebecca and also streaming on Twitch and traveling for conventions