Barstool Pizza Review - Dante's Pizza (New Canaan, CT) presented by Omega Accounting Solutions

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 959

  • @lou1958
    @lou1958 Год назад +549

    Dave's excitement over the sharp-assed cookie went up substantially when he met the baker; everybody knows the rules. Ciao scusi.

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism Год назад +31

      He wanted her cookie. Lol

    • @HikingTheSonora
      @HikingTheSonora Год назад +26

      lmao the 'ciao scusi' made me laugh.
      I've been doing that to my friends since that episode and they hate it hahahahahahah

    • @migostock
      @migostock Год назад +3

      scuuusi

    • @MikeC-nu7ty
      @MikeC-nu7ty Год назад +6

      Don't blame him. She's beautiful.

    • @Win7ermu7e
      @Win7ermu7e 11 месяцев назад

      Everyone knows it the acoopramahnts.

  • @genebigs1749
    @genebigs1749 Год назад +1701

    That cookie maker had a 9.7 smile.

    • @Kingofcasamere
      @Kingofcasamere Год назад +49

      I was thinking the same thing!!!

    • @ericfrantz8940
      @ericfrantz8940 Год назад

      9.7? Are you smoking crack? That smile is impossible to scale. Her vibe alone is a 10+.

    • @Nick-gk6hj
      @Nick-gk6hj Год назад +40

      Yep, smileys a cutie

    • @jloutz
      @jloutz Год назад +23

      She really did

    • @smut28
      @smut28 Год назад +13

      Spot on my friend

  • @BluegrassBackcountry
    @BluegrassBackcountry Год назад +393

    In one episode he says “it’s a fair square” instead of a fair “score”, and said “accroupamants” instead of “accoutrements”. Freaking legend 🙃

    • @makaylaspade848
      @makaylaspade848 Год назад +16

      I was hoping someone else caught that! lol "Accroupamants" Cia, Scuzi lol

    • @BODYBUILDERS_AGAINST_FEMINISM
      @BODYBUILDERS_AGAINST_FEMINISM Год назад +31

      Judging a cookie by a book

    • @LabTech41
      @LabTech41 Год назад +8

      Not even Little Carmine had such malapropisms.

    • @keirrennie7678
      @keirrennie7678 Год назад +21

      He said napoleon instead of Neapolitan as well 😂

    • @dneuens
      @dneuens Год назад +15

      Even called it a "Napoleon vibe" as opposed to Neapolitan.

  • @christiansullivan94
    @christiansullivan94 Год назад +399

    Lmao “ Kids show.. Blow my NOSE off” 🤣. Dave’s a good man; kept it PG in front of the kids

    • @xxxmagnifico
      @xxxmagnifico Год назад +18

      Dave knows a lot about blowing his nose

    • @christiansullivan94
      @christiansullivan94 Год назад

      @@xxxmagnifico 🤣. Everybody knows the rules

    • @stanvans3214
      @stanvans3214 Год назад +4

      @@christiansullivan94 thank goodness Dave is an expert on noses and BLOW!!!!

    • @jaren4
      @jaren4 Год назад +2

      HAHAHA. Even though he knew what he was doing and it was a joke it was still great 😂😂

    • @n3ptune.nix1e
      @n3ptune.nix1e Год назад +1

      my friend was one of those kids

  • @themidweekfixture5059
    @themidweekfixture5059 Год назад +125

    Dante living the dream, got a nice pizza spot, free 9.6 rated cookies, and a 10/10 woman

    • @penguin12902
      @penguin12902 Год назад +5

      Great smile and bakes a 9.6 cookie, wise man to lock her down!

  • @Spentastic
    @Spentastic Год назад +26

    The group photo at the end was the icing on the cake. That photo will probably get blown up and framed because these people know how important Dave’s approval is and are proud that he treated them with such respect. Dave Portnoy I salute you for paying such love and respect to top quality small business places like this one

  • @foolsplay5880
    @foolsplay5880 Год назад +480

    That baker might be the sweetest, prettiest gal in any pizza review.

    • @jloutz
      @jloutz Год назад +9

      I believe you are correct

    • @90sdude37
      @90sdude37 Год назад

      You mean girl ?

    • @tmjmccormack
      @tmjmccormack Год назад +4

      Easily. M’Lady

    • @cobrian45
      @cobrian45 Год назад +26

      Sorry, Debbie will always be the one.

    • @Cali_Bucs
      @Cali_Bucs Год назад +16

      Dave couldn’t stop thinking about her cookie.

  • @tjshat5635
    @tjshat5635 Год назад +164

    Mrs. Dante scores almost as high as high as her cookie does. Absolute smoke.

  • @Woozlewuzzleable
    @Woozlewuzzleable Год назад +376

    "If this doesn't flop on me", everybody knows Dave loves it hard.

  • @adellis24
    @adellis24 Год назад +205

    "We're at Dante's, where are we?" Dave never knowing where he is presently located, everybody knows the rules.

    • @fishing9733
      @fishing9733 Год назад +1

      Can’t blame him after thousands of reviews

    • @dix0n778
      @dix0n778 Год назад

      "Adderall"

    • @SizzleJizz
      @SizzleJizz Год назад +1

      One of the funniest comments ever

    • @mettelhed
      @mettelhed Год назад

      When Dave hires a cameraman, that must be one of the listed duties along with "film horizontally"

    • @adellis24
      @adellis24 Год назад

      @@mettelhed whenever someone/Dave films vertically it is an affront against civility

  • @gradybrowning3976
    @gradybrowning3976 Год назад +47

    Dave really is a People’s person and for the Small Business Man, gotta love that! Everybody knows the rules!

  • @hankwilliams-hx9ww
    @hankwilliams-hx9ww Год назад +90

    The cookie maker got a 10.0 smile! Dave can't stop thinking about her cookie. Everybody knows the rules. 💋

    • @BG1435q
      @BG1435q 2 месяца назад

      figure skating buddy. she cant have a 10.0 smile.

  • @MrChumpus
    @MrChumpus Год назад +397

    One gushing cookie baker. Dave made her day

    • @Mel-Miv-DeVoe
      @Mel-Miv-DeVoe Год назад +3

      👀👀👀

    • @jfraz_7720
      @jfraz_7720 Год назад +12

      @JT faxxxx , wifey vibes

    • @FatherofMan25
      @FatherofMan25 Год назад +13

      She is so damned attractive.

    • @aegontargaryen573
      @aegontargaryen573 Год назад +5

      Dave wants her cookie that’s why. That was a power move, she’s DMing him right now her “cookie recipe”

    • @SizzleJizz
      @SizzleJizz Год назад +4

      Ya he didn't have to cuck the guy's wife good god Dave, stop saying "cookie". You're flooding her basement.

  • @michaelfromRhodeIsland
    @michaelfromRhodeIsland Год назад +78

    Cookie maker needs her own tv show. A+

  • @ryanellison5221
    @ryanellison5221 Год назад +46

    Mrs dante is phenomenal

  • @Oasys18
    @Oasys18 Год назад +63

    That cookie looked so damn good. The size reminded me of those cookies we use to get at our elementary school back in the day, and those will always be a favorite of mine.

    • @MKB1L
      @MKB1L Год назад +4

      At my school it was known as Big Cookie Tuesday
      Never forget….

    • @willg2324
      @willg2324 Год назад +1

      Bruh everyday in second grade

    • @TeeterTuckin
      @TeeterTuckin Год назад

      I stole one off the lunch line almost everyday for 2 years until I finally got caught.

    • @mikesweet5848
      @mikesweet5848 Год назад

      Wtf schools yall going to that had huge ass cookies like that?

    • @tonygabagool
      @tonygabagool Год назад +1

      Why does he say a rule is only one bite and then eats more? I don’t get it

  • @YehoshuaD
    @YehoshuaD Год назад +8

    Young hardworking Americans! Nice, kind, sincere people...

  • @aliwantizu
    @aliwantizu Год назад +22

    Can we also talk about the breads? The amazing cookie baker with the God Tier smile was standing behind some breads and WOW they looked awesome. Pizza looked better than the score given, but I like wood fired more than he does. The cookie certainly looked top tier. I'd go to this place every day and get a different cookie, then get a different bread, and get a pizza on the weekend...and yeah mostly just to see her God Tier smile. Phenomenal looking place all around.

  • @austizz1e
    @austizz1e Год назад +107

    3:33 The cookie is not the only treat that blows Dave's nose off, everybody knows the rules

  • @kerbygator
    @kerbygator Год назад +14

    I like Dave more and more here lately. He's getting really good at this shit.

  • @franciscodauria2034
    @franciscodauria2034 Год назад +5

    Ayeeee Dante’s my old job, finally they get a shout. Loved working here and Dante & his family are amazing

  • @tomgiustra7087
    @tomgiustra7087 Год назад +42

    Dave “Can’t stop thinking about the cookie” 🍪

  • @matthewbarnes6219
    @matthewbarnes6219 Год назад +45

    "You can't judge a cookie by a book." 😅

  • @vantheman1238
    @vantheman1238 Год назад +5

    Fair play to Dave he really promotes a business and gives his love when it is deserved. ❤

  • @jeremyemer2740
    @jeremyemer2740 Год назад +36

    7.7 pizza with a 9.6 cookie everybody knows the rules! Prez loves his coal fire 🍕

  • @mondoenterprises6710
    @mondoenterprises6710 Год назад +20

    It's cookies, it's pizza, it's cheesesteak, it's meatballs! Dave is off the hook.

  • @Publiclighthouse
    @Publiclighthouse Год назад +16

    I don’t know what looked better, the baker or the cookie. They’re both winning.

  • @Oheeeoh
    @Oheeeoh Год назад +21

    If Dave keeps this pace up he'll be doing Ozempic reviews by the end of summer.

  • @brianshaker1885
    @brianshaker1885 Год назад +4

    Theres a reason those two met each other. They probably make each other happy every day. Cooking with love.
    And making Neopolatan pizza is way harder, and for some real artisians thats the pizza.
    (Me personally, I'm with Dave, i prefer that thin crust well cooked pizza [Not a big fan of black chars]) but great pizza all the same.
    That place seems pretty world class.

  • @Lochnivar
    @Lochnivar Год назад

    Man of the people. The more I watch your vids Dave, the more I warm to you - seems you're just a down to earth guy who knows good pizza.

  • @keithm1400
    @keithm1400 Год назад +4

    LOVE the interaction... Bashfullness of those who have a great product! The wife blushing on the cookie, can only enjoy the human interaction!

  • @meatdamilkman
    @meatdamilkman Год назад +6

    The kid saying "ow my nuts" at 4:11 is classic 😂

    • @armuk
      @armuk Год назад +2

      LOL good catch

  • @garethhoyle351
    @garethhoyle351 Год назад +4

    One of my favourite reviews for a long time!!

  • @00carmichael
    @00carmichael Год назад

    Love that you always take pics with folks!

  • @mikenkk1
    @mikenkk1 Год назад +8

    Every time he gets a cookie, the cookie gets a higher score than the pizza.

  • @gratephuldol
    @gratephuldol Год назад +1

    4:50 "That's fine." Dante thought Dave was messing with him because he didn't know about his cookie fetish, but he legitimately just really loved that cookie lol

  • @QUINTtastic
    @QUINTtastic Год назад +6

    What a nice review. Just wholesome. That pizza in the oven looked great.

  • @wouterhoogers2615
    @wouterhoogers2615 Год назад +2

    what a great place. What a great people. It warmed my heart

  • @1ftsports678
    @1ftsports678 Год назад +5

    "I can't stop thinking about the cookie" We know Dave, we know.

  • @MasterRoshiSama
    @MasterRoshiSama Год назад +2

    Dave always checking a piece of food while he’s talking really cracks me up.

  • @Deathstar_TV
    @Deathstar_TV Год назад +8

    One bite everyone knows, if you’re judging cookie by a book, it’s a fair square.

  • @scottmcwave9479
    @scottmcwave9479 Год назад +29

    Everybody knows Dave loves chocolate chip cookies!

  • @all.day.day-dreamer
    @all.day.day-dreamer Год назад +4

    This is awesome Dave. Thanks for all the support and love you these many hundreds of business's. Just think of all the customers your stealing away from the big pizza chains that don't deserve most of the customers they have. /SALUTE

  • @StewartLucrative
    @StewartLucrative Год назад +1

    I don't know why, but when that kid said "I recommend coming here everyday" I burst out laughing 😂🤣

  • @greggoldman2911
    @greggoldman2911 Год назад +8

    Everybody knows the rules, we need a spinoff show Dave that is all chocolate chip cookie reviews.

    • @brianjacobs1283
      @brianjacobs1283 Год назад +1

      If the bakers look like her, I'm all for it

  • @jmoney6900
    @jmoney6900 Год назад +1

    They key to a good wood fire oven is time. U don’t eat pizza at a wood fire for lunch u need to eat in the evening so the oven can get up to temp. If 7.7 during the day maybe 8.1 in the evening

  • @JP-jd5vz
    @JP-jd5vz Год назад +6

    Dave was definitely fishing the wife with the, "best cookie" comment.

  • @eddiecovell7572
    @eddiecovell7572 Год назад +1

    Dave it's nice when you go in and socialize with the owners makes them feel good and 😊 Much 🙏 Respect my brother

  • @ahhhhhyeah
    @ahhhhhyeah Год назад +4

    “Lil Napoleon vibe” Dave loves the short guys, everybody knows the rules.

    • @D.H.1987
      @D.H.1987 Год назад

      Every-fucking-body

  • @MichaelBronnerLMHC
    @MichaelBronnerLMHC Год назад +5

    Dave is down to earth.

  • @jasbak5701
    @jasbak5701 Год назад +6

    As crazy as Dave is, this is a wholesome thing going on lol

  • @waynepreston542
    @waynepreston542 Год назад +4

    Dave can't stop thinking about that cookie!

  • @MrBlessed70
    @MrBlessed70 Год назад +8

    Man,that Pizza looked really good!!

  • @davidh3023
    @davidh3023 Год назад +1

    Dave changing lives. Every body knows the rules. Love him or hate him. He changes small business for the better.

  • @Schacal6666
    @Schacal6666 Год назад +9

    Dave is just the kindergarden hulk. He’s so good with kids.

  • @camerondane04
    @camerondane04 Год назад +4

    Cookie Girl’s smile made my week everybody knows the rules

  • @enjoybagtimer
    @enjoybagtimer Год назад +14

    One bite everybody knows dave hasn't done a review coked up in a long time

    • @sconartist
      @sconartist Год назад +12

      Everybody nose the rules

  • @travisstreeter5092
    @travisstreeter5092 Год назад +2

    The worst part about watching these videos is that you want a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

  • @Ih8GoogleandApple
    @Ih8GoogleandApple Год назад +4

    Mrs Dante should be modeling 🍪 with that smile! ❤

  • @KillboFraggins
    @KillboFraggins Год назад +3

    Got the smile perfected

  • @danielmullinr
    @danielmullinr Год назад +4

    Can’t stop thinking about that cookie

  • @JMast
    @JMast Год назад +2

    Gabrielle’s in Orange and RoseLand in Derby👍👍👍

  • @scottyb7979
    @scottyb7979 Год назад +3

    Can't wait for the review of The Little Rendezvous in Meriden. The CT ones are just starting.

    • @tomcheese2045
      @tomcheese2045 Год назад

      9.1? 😮

    • @MikeB85
      @MikeB85 Год назад

      Olde World in Hamden too! Some good scores are coming

    • @jaykay6387
      @jaykay6387 Год назад +1

      @@MikeB85 If Olde World doesn't get into the mid eights I'll be shocked, shocked I tell you!

    • @scottyb7979
      @scottyb7979 Год назад

      @@tomcheese2045 that far away? You know?

  • @lynneann9166
    @lynneann9166 Год назад +1

    I love Dave. Deep down he's a good human.

  • @IdSuge
    @IdSuge Год назад +7

    Always judge a cookie by a book. Everyone knows the rules.

    • @D.H.1987
      @D.H.1987 Год назад +1

      Every-fucking-body

  • @dpg0jod
    @dpg0jod Год назад +1

    Accouterments. Great word! Love the videos!!

  • @eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696
    @eqeeqeqeqeeqeqeq6696 Год назад +3

    i like how its almost impossible to get into the 9s with a pizza, but then Dave rates almost every bonus review above 9,5 lmao

  • @jesuschrist194
    @jesuschrist194 Год назад +2

    lmaooo beautiful, the smiles on everyone sheeesh hahaha, like a calendar cover or something

  • @RetailRipper
    @RetailRipper Год назад +7

    kid show and reverts to "blow my nose off" lol. Mrs Dante tho 🔥

  • @DRV-mt5dd
    @DRV-mt5dd Год назад +1

    Thanks for the bonus Dave, that cookie looks like road trip worthy!

  • @gbone2636
    @gbone2636 Год назад +4

    Wow, Dante hit the jackpot. A gal that looks like that, AND makes a 9.6 cookie.

  • @keenanmcbreen7073
    @keenanmcbreen7073 Год назад +2

    Good people with a good business getting some love, hell yea.

  • @jordangroff8978
    @jordangroff8978 Год назад +7

    That woman is one beautiful cookie maker 😍

  • @Dan_Boston
    @Dan_Boston Год назад +1

    “Blow my nose off👃” way to clean it up 👏 lol

  • @jonbruce4930
    @jonbruce4930 Год назад +5

    "Blow my nose off" we all know what's on Dave's mind

  • @nietcykablyat9998
    @nietcykablyat9998 Год назад +2

    Look at her. I wouldnt stop thinking about how amazing her cookie tastes either

    • @VVeZoX
      @VVeZoX 23 дня назад

      is she good looking?

  • @christianshaw9102
    @christianshaw9102 Год назад +7

    Wife is a 10

  • @Njfishingmaniac
    @Njfishingmaniac Год назад +2

    Homemade pizza tomorrow night here in Passaic NJ… bring it on Dave

  • @MW_1420
    @MW_1420 Год назад +4

    I still hear Ciao Scusi

  • @Woozlewuzzleable
    @Woozlewuzzleable Год назад +4

    Dave picking fights with kindergartners, everybody knows the rules.

  • @salvatorebandoliere9731
    @salvatorebandoliere9731 Год назад +1

    You are such a gracious man. Good on you. Not only am I a pizza freak but more so a cookie guy. In fact, my last doggie was a ticked Beagle named Cookie. From jump street that looked like a good cookie. Perfectly browned and crispy. Loved this review!!!

  • @Oh_You_Know_
    @Oh_You_Know_ Год назад +3

    The baker is a low key baddie

    • @Skellist
      @Skellist 9 месяцев назад

      Nothing low key about it lol

  • @tinjarir
    @tinjarir Год назад +1

    Pizza looks amazing. Taking the family to this place soon!

  • @HarshL
    @HarshL Год назад +5

    Honestly looked like an 8.1 to me

    • @kaisguitars
      @kaisguitars Год назад +1

      thought the same...

    • @boomah47
      @boomah47 Год назад

      I thought he was generous, not even the best pizza in the town, 7.2 at best.

  • @brianjones9392
    @brianjones9392 Год назад +1

    Great picture at the end.

  • @colman5132
    @colman5132 Год назад +7

    Only one thing blows Dave's nose off, everybody knows the rules

  • @seankershner3849
    @seankershner3849 Год назад +1

    I'm a 47 y/o male that lives in Arizona. I used to live in CT and as a kid I was on a traveling baseball team and the New Canaan team ate our lunch every time. Any time I see the name 'New Canaan' I get a little salty.

  • @starkparker16
    @starkparker16 Год назад +3

    Steve's probably not allowed to be that close to boys, everybody knows the rules.

  • @blacksabbathmatters3365
    @blacksabbathmatters3365 Год назад +2

    Blow my nose off.
    Dave has a 1 track mind.
    ❄️

  • @v8trax
    @v8trax Год назад +21

    You guys got permission to shoot on my patio today?

    • @the_traveling_texan
      @the_traveling_texan Год назад

      Lmao this reference made my day lol

    • @81afitz
      @81afitz Год назад

      0.0!! lol

    • @austizz1e
      @austizz1e Год назад

      LMAO, this comment will always show up randomly for the next 30 years

  • @JD1964
    @JD1964 Год назад +1

    Keep up the great work!

  • @Mrbrownstone1028
    @Mrbrownstone1028 Год назад +3

    I’m about to cook me a Walmart $5 pizza. It’s huge and floppy

  • @jayharshaw
    @jayharshaw Год назад

    That Cookie Maker/Michelle is absolutely GORGEOUS!!!!

  • @moonvisionmedia
    @moonvisionmedia Год назад +6

    You just can't top CT pizza. Just too much good pizza in a short area. CT is by far pizza capital of the world. I have to give New Jersey a close second though!

  • @alainlalonde
    @alainlalonde Год назад

    When he got to "accoutrements". I seriously had to pause it. Lol. Please make this a thing! And the explanation was on point. ;)
    #accoutrements

  • @vincentdsnt
    @vincentdsnt Год назад +4

    Dave thank goodness you are telling the masses how a pizza should be cooked ! Maybe it will trickle down like Reagonomics.........😳

  • @RepardNioryt
    @RepardNioryt Год назад +2

    Kudos to the owner for letting his food do the talking and not offering Dave a bunch of free stuff and being up his ass during the review.

  • @michelevitarelli
    @michelevitarelli Год назад +7

    Is it always just a cheese pizza?

  • @JSorb
    @JSorb Год назад +2

    Dave making the wife’s year! Love to see it

  • @Nnatti_lawn
    @Nnatti_lawn Год назад

    Shits great - I don’t know how long these reviews might last, but I’m glad to be able to consume them near their release.