50 Ways to Please your Mother

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
  • Mothers Day should be everyday. Listen to this.

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  • @MystiquePines
    @MystiquePines 5 лет назад +450

    "Yes,ma'am, No ma'am, her name ain't dude" HAHAHA LOL I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!! Thanks, Tim

    • @Ambassador-For-Christ
      @Ambassador-For-Christ 5 лет назад +8

      If this video stays up for a couple of years, you very well could get over a thousand thumbs up.

    • @MystiquePines
      @MystiquePines 5 лет назад +5

      Frank Gordon really?!? That would be awesome!!

    • @Ambassador-For-Christ
      @Ambassador-For-Christ 5 лет назад +6

      @@MystiquePines I think so, because of how popular Tim Hawkins videos are! If this video gets over a million views, which I think is very likely, then a thousand thumbs up if not a lot more, should be very easy !! Blessings!

    • @MystiquePines
      @MystiquePines 5 лет назад +3

      Cool!! Thanks fer letting me know. God Bless!!

    • @allegrabates8241
      @allegrabates8241 4 года назад +3

      youre right! her name isnt dude ok chill out ppl

  • @kenedicross2634
    @kenedicross2634 5 лет назад +212

    "You know I learned the hard way, things you don't say to my wife" 😂

  • @maloriewhitworth8102
    @maloriewhitworth8102 5 лет назад +110

    He pure talent, personality and ability to “keep it clean” really sets him apart

  • @PrincessLorie
    @PrincessLorie 2 года назад +53

    “Wipe off the seat, Pete.” As a wife of 1 man and mother of 2 sons, this one made me laugh the hardest while shaking my head!
    Thanks for looking the great entertainment and laughter.

  • @ranger9047
    @ranger9047 5 лет назад +201

    I'm a simple man. I see a Tim Hawkins upload, and I immediately stop what I'm doing to click like, before I even watch it

  • @ThePowerntheblood
    @ThePowerntheblood 5 лет назад +213

    My 15 year old son came up with another one, "Don't fart at the table Abel" 😂😂😂

  • @lroper7793
    @lroper7793 5 лет назад +103

    "Use your inside voice .Joyce" lol I love it! Mr. Hawkins you're absolutely great. Big fan.

  • @PCKA1987
    @PCKA1987 5 лет назад +54

    Love it. 😁 mother of 5 here. My oldest always asks me what I’d love to receive for holidays. “Obedience, child. That’s all.” 😄

    • @cnh4431
      @cnh4431 4 года назад +4

      😂 I always tell mine I'd like to sit in a clean house for one dang day and watch Netflix, lol!

    • @tanyamartino9030
      @tanyamartino9030 2 года назад +3

      This homeschool Mom of 5 agrees!! Obedience! Lol!

    • @perryh.5306
      @perryh.5306 2 года назад +1

      If I was your son, I'd be 100% obedient to you at all times!

  • @jenealynng3495
    @jenealynng3495 5 лет назад +113

    I love the rhymes and that he referenced to things you don't say to your wife.

  • @jmeahd1953
    @jmeahd1953 5 лет назад +247

    For all of the people who just remembered that Mother's Day is today.

    • @zero-z4551
      @zero-z4551 5 лет назад +7

      Oh my Lordy,
      This is funny and true all in one
      Shout out to Tim Hawkins!

    • @jmeahd1953
      @jmeahd1953 5 лет назад +4

      @@maddykim9348 I can imagine the wave of realization and sudden terror in the room.

    • @melissat9120
      @melissat9120 5 лет назад +4

      For all of the people who just remembered that Mother's Day was yesterday. 😂

    • @jmeahd1953
      @jmeahd1953 5 лет назад +2

      @@melissat9120 LOL

    • @jmeahd1953
      @jmeahd1953 5 лет назад +1

      @@Ambassador-For-Christ wait... it happens every year?(sarcasm, because it's hard to tell sarcasm over text, so I'd thought I'd put this disclaimer)

  • @DennisJohnsonDrummer
    @DennisJohnsonDrummer Год назад +3

    Gold. Paul Simon would be proud.

  • @GogetaOver9000
    @GogetaOver9000 Год назад +1

    "Go play in the street," reminds me of Tim's 'Bug Truck' bit 😂😂😂

  • @Ambassador-For-Christ
    @Ambassador-For-Christ 5 лет назад +361

    You smell that??? *SNIFFFF* AAAHHHHHH... that, my friends, is the smell of your mind being blown to smithereens, from the Genius that is Tim Hawkins.

    • @2wuu965
      @2wuu965 5 лет назад +4

      Frank Gordon and thaw as your 100th like 😉

    • @ruthwilson5515
      @ruthwilson5515 5 лет назад +2

      Frank Gordon Absolutely!! He’s just AMAZING!! 😇🙏🏻❤️

    • @DeborahLong7777
      @DeborahLong7777 4 года назад +2

      Agree

    • @reddudgeon7279
      @reddudgeon7279 4 года назад +1

      I forgot what my mind smelled like.... it's been so long.

    • @maryj7423
      @maryj7423 4 года назад +1

      Yes sir I do smell it!!!!

  • @Silver-cl2bd
    @Silver-cl2bd Год назад +9

    It's Thanksgiving 2022 and I am thankful for all 3 of my kids! They all shall listen to this song and learn a lesson lol 🤣

  • @judi5741
    @judi5741 2 года назад +3

    Where are you Tim? We need you now more than ever.. Thank you for all the laughs over the years.

  • @ilovejesus8241
    @ilovejesus8241 5 лет назад +69

    Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms! Have a fabulous day!

    • @kathyd456
      @kathyd456 5 лет назад +6

      Thank you, you're a good kid.

  • @102007mbarnes
    @102007mbarnes 3 года назад +30

    Tim Hawkins, how many instruments do you know how to play? I very impressed with your writing, singing and instrument playing abilities. I love it that you have a heart for God and do the comedy you do. It brings tons of joy to me to watch your RUclips videos for hours. God bless you sir.

  • @anachronist
    @anachronist 4 месяца назад +1

    The best drum groove ever. Nobody can be like Steve Gadd, there's only one Steve Gadd, but this drummer does it well.

  • @suki757
    @suki757 5 лет назад +23

    Thank you, Tim! This should be every day, not just Mother’s Day.

  • @chadinacalico5006
    @chadinacalico5006 5 лет назад +11

    My mom says you're her favorite child -- gee thanks (that was my spot)

  • @mariewalker9466
    @mariewalker9466 5 лет назад +10

    I love that you included telling the kids how NOT to talk to "my wife."

  • @matthewjbarron
    @matthewjbarron Год назад +1

    Don’t play in the street … Go play in the street. (Brilliant!)

  • @lroper7793
    @lroper7793 5 лет назад +21

    The robot arm there at the end, hilarious!

    • @bzbmix
      @bzbmix 5 лет назад +2

      yes, a classic indeed, i call it the scarecrow

  • @TheRealGimmle
    @TheRealGimmle 3 года назад +1

    don't burp in her face chase....I LOVE IT!

  • @grapetomatogirl2141
    @grapetomatogirl2141 5 лет назад +18

    Clever way to reference *things you don’t say to your wife*
    🤓
    My husband is one of five children. He said his dad would always tell his siblings and him, ‘ *My wife wasn’t like this until after y’all came along.* ‘
    😁

    • @AA-ld5zh
      @AA-ld5zh 3 года назад +2

      As a mom of 9 I can tell you that is soooo true!😂

    • @grapetomatogirl2141
      @grapetomatogirl2141 3 года назад +1

      @@AA-ld5zh,
      Indeed. I’m a mom of nine as well!
      🙌😅

  • @josepharmstrong4578
    @josepharmstrong4578 5 лет назад +75

    Hey Tim, I thought that was a really good song. Super funny too.

  • @bowen1704
    @bowen1704 5 лет назад +13

    I got to meet Tim Hawkins at one of his shows. He’s awesome!

  • @sonja7949
    @sonja7949 3 года назад +3

    I wonder if Paul Simon heard this version. He definitely should!!! I really love his song but this is such a brilliant cover with ingeniously funny lyrics and rhymes! Well done!

  • @onemercilessming1342
    @onemercilessming1342 5 лет назад +17

    Very well done, son. I only wish that this had been available forty years plus ago when I was raising my own brood.

  • @nerdydivanikki
    @nerdydivanikki 5 лет назад +7

    Oh man, Paul Simon was part of my childhood simply from the muppets. Thank you so much for the song, Tim! This made me super happy!

  • @lakegirl451
    @lakegirl451 5 лет назад +15

    Just discovered Tim Hawkins and he is a fabulous musician in addition to a great comedian

    • @irishizan
      @irishizan 5 лет назад +2

      you must watch this one he did yrs ago about aging rock star songs ruclips.net/video/Z7Nu7vamRCA/видео.html

    • @laurawofford-brown4351
      @laurawofford-brown4351 4 года назад +1

      Good voice too.

  • @PleaseNThankYou
    @PleaseNThankYou 5 лет назад +6

    That's probably the most pertinent piece of information I've heard in years of watching you tube!

  • @sherimcdaniel3491
    @sherimcdaniel3491 3 года назад +3

    Oh my DAYS!!! Tim, Tim, TIM! You killed this right out of the park!! I mean, you hit the hammer on the couch with this!
    It’s nice to see that you couldn’t keep it all serious and focused, even in the studio where you’re adoring fans couldn’t see you. Way to keep being you, Tim. (instead of your sister Trudy.)

  • @araminthethicket
    @araminthethicket 5 лет назад +5

    This did not disappoint, love it. Spoken like a Dad. 😂

  • @TheFlesiu
    @TheFlesiu 5 лет назад +53

    He is such a good musician i love He's work ;p

  • @f.k.b.16
    @f.k.b.16 3 года назад +4

    I miss this dude!

    • @dillonohlemiller9027
      @dillonohlemiller9027 3 года назад +1

      It’s been 2 years since this was uploaded. Where did he go?

  • @prayerangel1
    @prayerangel1 5 лет назад +24

    Classic!!! LOVE this one, Tim! Shared it with my boys. Especially love the "wipe off the seat, Pete" part.

    • @kathyd456
      @kathyd456 5 лет назад +6

      Amen!
      Raising only sons and no one ever takes the blame...
      😉

  • @marymaxey4815
    @marymaxey4815 5 лет назад +11

    I am sending a link to all my kids, g-kids and gg-kids. Well done once again Tim. (come to Australia)

  • @jaxmosier
    @jaxmosier 5 лет назад +7

    I remember meeting you when I was 7 and you were my favorite comedian

    • @jaxmosier
      @jaxmosier 4 года назад +1

      @Sheila Gravely Me, I'm 14

  • @carolalexander1429
    @carolalexander1429 5 лет назад +1

    Like no other comedian, an original blessing.

  • @cordeliadaniels7737
    @cordeliadaniels7737 2 года назад +2

    Love this guy ! I love a funny man ! My hubby has a great sence if humour .

  • @briannacollie2742
    @briannacollie2742 5 лет назад +16

    “Go get a job, Bob.” 😂😂

  • @trentbrisket9223
    @trentbrisket9223 3 года назад +1

    This was SO MUCH more wholesome than I thought it was going to be

  • @melissacarlson3340
    @melissacarlson3340 3 года назад +6

    I LOVE this! If you could make a similar one for grandparents babysitting their grand kids, I would share the crap out of it!! Ah, who am I kidding. I tend to share your stuff quite often.

  • @MusicalGeoff
    @MusicalGeoff 4 года назад +4

    I heard this at a live show last year in April in Ohio! I got so much happiness and nostalgia from listening to this. Keep up the good work!

    • @dillonohlemiller9027
      @dillonohlemiller9027 3 года назад +1

      He hasn’t posted in 2 years

    • @MusicalGeoff
      @MusicalGeoff 3 года назад

      @@dillonohlemiller9027 And? You're the one replying to a 1 year old comment. How do you know I haven't been online, hmm?

  • @kenburneau9866
    @kenburneau9866 5 лет назад +13

    Love it, my Mother would have loved it. Thank you and be blessed

  • @sdel972
    @sdel972 5 лет назад +3

    LOL. Thats a Good One. Mothers Day twist.

  • @BelieveTheBat
    @BelieveTheBat 3 года назад +2

    Are you coming back Tim Hawkins!? Lol. The world needs your comedy to come back. Hope all is well either way. God bless!

  • @ruthwilson5515
    @ruthwilson5515 5 лет назад +1

    Tim is the best comedian in the world, hands down!! So much respect for that man!!!

    • @mazi_onyeobodo8132
      @mazi_onyeobodo8132 3 года назад +1

      😂 hello dear

    • @ruthwilson5515
      @ruthwilson5515 3 года назад

      @@mazi_onyeobodo8132 Ummm hello! Do I know you?

    • @mazi_onyeobodo8132
      @mazi_onyeobodo8132 3 года назад +1

      Yeah I think we're getting to know each other

    • @ruthwilson5515
      @ruthwilson5515 3 года назад

      @@mazi_onyeobodo8132 My memory I awful!!! I’m sorry!! Please remind me James. Lol. Have we had discussions on You Tube??? Kinda remind me please???

  • @GregoryGalvan
    @GregoryGalvan 3 года назад

    Wipe off the seat, Pete!....I love the common sense of this song.

  • @gigi20_168
    @gigi20_168 3 года назад +1

    Y’all we met his parents in Missouri a few years ago, they lived a couple of blocks away from our grandparents. His mom is literally so sweet😭

  • @mromsennis
    @mromsennis 5 лет назад +18

    “Don’t play in the street”
    2nd time.... “Play in the street”

  • @DWDaniels
    @DWDaniels 5 лет назад +4

    Best adaptation of 50 Ways I've ever heard! And good instructions to mind, too!

  • @MsRosemaryB
    @MsRosemaryB 5 лет назад

    He has got it great again. 50 ways. Brilliant.

  • @getoverthyself
    @getoverthyself 5 лет назад +11

    Thank you Tim, you're such a blessing! Much love~♡

  • @cmac1100
    @cmac1100 5 лет назад +17

    Wow. My brothers name (Chase) and mine (Chance) are both in this song. I think Tim's trying to tell us something...

    • @justlucky8254
      @justlucky8254 3 года назад +1

      Both are good names. But I'm partial to Chance.

  • @sully4627
    @sully4627 5 лет назад

    I saw his show live at Ridgecrest Baptist church in Dothan, Al this past Friday night. My larynx was sore from laughing so much this morning. Thanks.

  • @seantison3679
    @seantison3679 3 года назад

    Incredible how far Tim has come...

  • @TheTsar1918
    @TheTsar1918 4 года назад +1

    This man is brilliant.

  • @wendyokoopa7048
    @wendyokoopa7048 5 лет назад +34

    After a week if not longer of seeing a lot of my ex's favorite youtubers get embroiled in scandal after scandal this man is still the greatest thing my ex introduced me to

  • @kimnutbrowncottage3790
    @kimnutbrowncottage3790 5 лет назад +2

    As a parent, I thank you. 👏

  • @rance-medicineman8583
    @rance-medicineman8583 5 лет назад +1

    Thumbs up...we have tickets to his show in Dec....its making the 2nd half of the year drag on.....

  • @flippinbizzy1194
    @flippinbizzy1194 5 лет назад +1

    Another wonderful tune, June...a really swell song, Chong...a masterful take, Blake...you went out on that limb............Tim :)

  • @JonathanMcneill
    @JonathanMcneill 5 лет назад

    Loved the call back to things you don’t say to your wife!

  • @candyalexander2196
    @candyalexander2196 5 лет назад +5

    Dude u r 2 good gifted by God Happy mother's day to all Moab forever
    greetings from NC

  • @DennisNedryisStillAlive
    @DennisNedryisStillAlive 5 лет назад +6

    1:45 Tim's inner Axl Rose came out lol

  • @BaukeStelma
    @BaukeStelma 5 лет назад +11

    There are many comic songs. But only true genius rhymes food, attitude and dude

  • @lgrantnelson2863
    @lgrantnelson2863 2 года назад

    When I saw the title I knew it would be good. I wasn't disappointed. Tim knows how to parody.

  • @ntme6506
    @ntme6506 3 года назад +2

    Where did Tim go? Love this guy's comedy and music.

  • @hannahbruce1797
    @hannahbruce1797 5 лет назад

    Try not to cuss, Russ . Oh my Gosh, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day Hahaha

  • @crystalmullen1
    @crystalmullen1 5 лет назад +3

    This is AWESOME!!!!! Thank you Tim Hawkins! You are a genius!

  • @mogalactic2715
    @mogalactic2715 5 лет назад +34

    This is great. U should watch things u don't say to ur wife

  • @kathrynm9927
    @kathrynm9927 5 лет назад +1

    The best yet!!!👏👏👏👏. Tim Hawkins, Hilarious! Come back to Redding Ca, please!!!

  • @alygoebert7899
    @alygoebert7899 4 года назад +1

    Yesh!!!!! You should make a comedy song using the tune to THE OLD RUGGED CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @passiton3801
    @passiton3801 Год назад

    One of his best, without a doubt.

  • @michaelbain399
    @michaelbain399 5 лет назад +1

    Love it, Tim! Glad to see you're so successful! God Bless You,
    Michael Bain

  • @cordeliadaniels7737
    @cordeliadaniels7737 2 года назад +1

    Love my pretty pink tractor !

  • @hcp1021
    @hcp1021 2 года назад

    Song of the year!!! 👏🏽💜

  • @robhaney8568
    @robhaney8568 5 лет назад +7

    How the hell have I never heard of this guy ... at my age I grew up with all of the songs he parodies. You are flippin' brilliant (and the cursor moves to the subscribe button) Just happened upon a few of your vids ...

  • @puppetshack4931
    @puppetshack4931 5 лет назад

    This is great. “PICK UP YOUR PHONE 📲 JOAN!” 🎶

  • @sandraveltri2492
    @sandraveltri2492 4 года назад +1

    He is so talented! This is the first video that he doesn’t look like a mad scientist though! I love this parody.

  • @chrishorne2740
    @chrishorne2740 5 лет назад +3

    Fantastic job Tim. Thanks for sharing God's gift to you with us.

  • @kirstendresser2120
    @kirstendresser2120 5 лет назад

    LOVE THIS !!!! He should make a Mothers Day card!! LOLOLOLOL!!!

  • @Kjoyful419
    @Kjoyful419 5 лет назад +8

    Love Tim Hawkins!!! He is funny on video but funnier in person!!!

    • @juanettebutts9782
      @juanettebutts9782 5 лет назад +2

      We saw him in Houston a few months ago. Laughed so hard at everything he said/sang, I hurt from the top of my head to my knees for 2 days! I've never laughed like that, ever.
      If y'all get the chance to go see him in concert, do it! You will not be disappointed.

    • @Kjoyful419
      @Kjoyful419 5 лет назад +1

      @@juanettebutts9782 I could not agree with you more! We saw him in Austin in January we battled traffic getting there but it was so worth it!!! So right about laughing til you hurt😂 he is really hilarious thats a God given talent!

    • @Ambassador-For-Christ
      @Ambassador-For-Christ 5 лет назад +1

      @@juanettebutts9782 I have not seen Tim Hawkins in person before, but I want to really bad. I found Tim Hawkins by accident on RUclips about six weeks ago for the first time. I was feeling kind of down that day and I just wanted to find a comedian on RUclips that could make me laugh. I listened to about five or six comedians before I came to a Tim Hawkins video. The comedians that I listened to before Tim Hawkins that night were just foul mouthed and disgusting, and I did not laugh one single time! Then I got to the Tim Hawkins video and started listening, and I could not stop laughing through almost the entire video. My sides were killing me from laughing so hard !! Here is the RUclips title of the Tim Hawkins video that I saw that night ............. " FCF Comedy Date Night, March 24 2018, Act 3" .
      Like Nicole P. said about Tim Hawkins .. " thats a God given talent! " . Now I have listened to most all of Tim Hawkins videos here on RUclips !! God Bless both you and Nicole P.!

    • @juanettebutts9782
      @juanettebutts9782 5 лет назад +2

      @@Kjoyful419 Absolutely! Goes to prove vulgarity and filthy language aren't funny.

    • @juanettebutts9782
      @juanettebutts9782 5 лет назад +2

      @@Ambassador-For-Christ The "FCF" video is one of my favorites! I've probably seen most of his videos, have watched them repeatedly. They're still fall-down funny. Even though I already knew a lot of his routines from watching them so often, seeing them "live and in person" made them that much funnier.
      Tim is my go-to for comedy. I've had clinical depression for years, been on meds, had treatments. Despite all that, I have many days my thoughts are very dark. When I need a mood lifter, I zip to RUclips and type in Tim Hawkins. A few hours of him, I feel better.
      His gift of comedy, laughter and music is God-given, like Nicole said. Thank You, God, for Tim Hawkins!!

  • @deborahjordan235
    @deborahjordan235 2 года назад

    Can't believe I haven't heard this - 50 ways by Paul Simon is on my driving play list but RUclips didn't think to play this!!! LOVE IT! My youngest should sing it to my older 2 lol!!!

  • @jenniferloving9054
    @jenniferloving9054 5 лет назад +2

    Awesome song! Happy Mother's Day!

  • @singmysong1167
    @singmysong1167 5 лет назад +2

    so funny and enjoyable! Great Mother's Day present to mothers all over the world! wonder what his mother thought of this, lol.

  • @RainbowGardens
    @RainbowGardens 5 лет назад

    How'd I miss this! Love it! I made sure to re-click the bell!

  • @lindseyhulstrom6783
    @lindseyhulstrom6783 3 года назад +1

    Just in time for mother's day! Too funny!

  • @andrewjames3721
    @andrewjames3721 3 года назад

    I loved this song! My mom loved this song too! So catchy Mr. Hawkins!

  • @priscillalimon9749
    @priscillalimon9749 3 года назад

    This Freaken guy 😂 😆 good one ☝️ needed that... best medicine ever 😂

  • @Angel-yl1ck
    @Angel-yl1ck 5 лет назад +1

    OMG you said my name, and told me to pick up my mess. hahaha how did you know? Love you, you are so relevant, and funny!

  • @kathyd456
    @kathyd456 5 лет назад +26

    43 dislikes (at this time anyway)
    Hmm, at least 43 entitled children have responded to this video it appears.
    Yes, that was sass, and I am glad to say it on behalf of any Moms who also enjoyed this song.

  • @susanlyons9442
    @susanlyons9442 3 года назад +1

    Love, love, love this song. Just discovered you tonight on Focus on the family. You are so funny.

  • @clintonwilcox4690
    @clintonwilcox4690 4 года назад

    Funny lampooning of a Paul Simon classic; definitely not a choice I would have expected.

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 5 лет назад +50

    And it starts with the drum, the most hated instrument by moms.

    • @Doxymeister
      @Doxymeister 5 лет назад +7

      Indeed. I don't threaten violence often, but when I do--it's to those who talk of giving my boys a set of drums!

    • @knittedpugs
      @knittedpugs 4 года назад +6

      Not this mom, I was the one who gave my sons drums.

    • @shoelessbeats
      @shoelessbeats 4 года назад +2

      @@knittedpugs My mum loved when I played the drums :)

    • @MichelleCoonO4ANY
      @MichelleCoonO4ANY 4 года назад +2

      🤔🤔🤔 trumpet, not drums, trumpet

  • @aylamiller5752
    @aylamiller5752 3 года назад +1

    I love this song being made fun of. Mom listens to the orginal all the time. Love Paul simon so much I'll have to show her this! 😂

  • @Tallady56
    @Tallady56 3 года назад

    That was hilarious! And he is a great singer!

  • @carennorthcutt7724
    @carennorthcutt7724 5 лет назад

    This should be more widely distributed. Thank you!

  • @MissSunny1966
    @MissSunny1966 3 года назад

    Where have you been my whole life?! Love your stuff! So happy to find you!