@@MystiquePines I think so, because of how popular Tim Hawkins videos are! If this video gets over a million views, which I think is very likely, then a thousand thumbs up if not a lot more, should be very easy !! Blessings!
“Wipe off the seat, Pete.” As a wife of 1 man and mother of 2 sons, this one made me laugh the hardest while shaking my head! Thanks for looking the great entertainment and laughter.
Tim Hawkins, how many instruments do you know how to play? I very impressed with your writing, singing and instrument playing abilities. I love it that you have a heart for God and do the comedy you do. It brings tons of joy to me to watch your RUclips videos for hours. God bless you sir.
Clever way to reference *things you don’t say to your wife* 🤓 My husband is one of five children. He said his dad would always tell his siblings and him, ‘ *My wife wasn’t like this until after y’all came along.* ‘ 😁
I wonder if Paul Simon heard this version. He definitely should!!! I really love his song but this is such a brilliant cover with ingeniously funny lyrics and rhymes! Well done!
Oh my DAYS!!! Tim, Tim, TIM! You killed this right out of the park!! I mean, you hit the hammer on the couch with this! It’s nice to see that you couldn’t keep it all serious and focused, even in the studio where you’re adoring fans couldn’t see you. Way to keep being you, Tim. (instead of your sister Trudy.)
I LOVE this! If you could make a similar one for grandparents babysitting their grand kids, I would share the crap out of it!! Ah, who am I kidding. I tend to share your stuff quite often.
After a week if not longer of seeing a lot of my ex's favorite youtubers get embroiled in scandal after scandal this man is still the greatest thing my ex introduced me to
How the hell have I never heard of this guy ... at my age I grew up with all of the songs he parodies. You are flippin' brilliant (and the cursor moves to the subscribe button) Just happened upon a few of your vids ...
We saw him in Houston a few months ago. Laughed so hard at everything he said/sang, I hurt from the top of my head to my knees for 2 days! I've never laughed like that, ever. If y'all get the chance to go see him in concert, do it! You will not be disappointed.
@@juanettebutts9782 I could not agree with you more! We saw him in Austin in January we battled traffic getting there but it was so worth it!!! So right about laughing til you hurt😂 he is really hilarious thats a God given talent!
@@juanettebutts9782 I have not seen Tim Hawkins in person before, but I want to really bad. I found Tim Hawkins by accident on RUclips about six weeks ago for the first time. I was feeling kind of down that day and I just wanted to find a comedian on RUclips that could make me laugh. I listened to about five or six comedians before I came to a Tim Hawkins video. The comedians that I listened to before Tim Hawkins that night were just foul mouthed and disgusting, and I did not laugh one single time! Then I got to the Tim Hawkins video and started listening, and I could not stop laughing through almost the entire video. My sides were killing me from laughing so hard !! Here is the RUclips title of the Tim Hawkins video that I saw that night ............. " FCF Comedy Date Night, March 24 2018, Act 3" . Like Nicole P. said about Tim Hawkins .. " thats a God given talent! " . Now I have listened to most all of Tim Hawkins videos here on RUclips !! God Bless both you and Nicole P.!
@@Ambassador-For-Christ The "FCF" video is one of my favorites! I've probably seen most of his videos, have watched them repeatedly. They're still fall-down funny. Even though I already knew a lot of his routines from watching them so often, seeing them "live and in person" made them that much funnier. Tim is my go-to for comedy. I've had clinical depression for years, been on meds, had treatments. Despite all that, I have many days my thoughts are very dark. When I need a mood lifter, I zip to RUclips and type in Tim Hawkins. A few hours of him, I feel better. His gift of comedy, laughter and music is God-given, like Nicole said. Thank You, God, for Tim Hawkins!!
Can't believe I haven't heard this - 50 ways by Paul Simon is on my driving play list but RUclips didn't think to play this!!! LOVE IT! My youngest should sing it to my older 2 lol!!!
43 dislikes (at this time anyway) Hmm, at least 43 entitled children have responded to this video it appears. Yes, that was sass, and I am glad to say it on behalf of any Moms who also enjoyed this song. ☺
"Yes,ma'am, No ma'am, her name ain't dude" HAHAHA LOL I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!! Thanks, Tim
If this video stays up for a couple of years, you very well could get over a thousand thumbs up.
Frank Gordon really?!? That would be awesome!!
@@MystiquePines I think so, because of how popular Tim Hawkins videos are! If this video gets over a million views, which I think is very likely, then a thousand thumbs up if not a lot more, should be very easy !! Blessings!
Cool!! Thanks fer letting me know. God Bless!!
youre right! her name isnt dude ok chill out ppl
"You know I learned the hard way, things you don't say to my wife" 😂
Got that old bit referenced. Lol. Haha.
He pure talent, personality and ability to “keep it clean” really sets him apart
“Wipe off the seat, Pete.” As a wife of 1 man and mother of 2 sons, this one made me laugh the hardest while shaking my head!
Thanks for looking the great entertainment and laughter.
I'm a simple man. I see a Tim Hawkins upload, and I immediately stop what I'm doing to click like, before I even watch it
Same here!!!
About 15 seconds in for me...
I know right
I always do aswell
My 15 year old son came up with another one, "Don't fart at the table Abel" 😂😂😂
fart or belch. :)
I'm definitely telling this to my best friend Abel!
@@ethanh6370 soo funny
"Use your inside voice .Joyce" lol I love it! Mr. Hawkins you're absolutely great. Big fan.
Love it. 😁 mother of 5 here. My oldest always asks me what I’d love to receive for holidays. “Obedience, child. That’s all.” 😄
😂 I always tell mine I'd like to sit in a clean house for one dang day and watch Netflix, lol!
This homeschool Mom of 5 agrees!! Obedience! Lol!
If I was your son, I'd be 100% obedient to you at all times!
I love the rhymes and that he referenced to things you don't say to your wife.
He's smart like that.
For all of the people who just remembered that Mother's Day is today.
Oh my Lordy,
This is funny and true all in one
Shout out to Tim Hawkins!
@@maddykim9348 I can imagine the wave of realization and sudden terror in the room.
For all of the people who just remembered that Mother's Day was yesterday. 😂
@@melissat9120 LOL
@@Ambassador-For-Christ wait... it happens every year?(sarcasm, because it's hard to tell sarcasm over text, so I'd thought I'd put this disclaimer)
Gold. Paul Simon would be proud.
"Go play in the street," reminds me of Tim's 'Bug Truck' bit 😂😂😂
You smell that??? *SNIFFFF* AAAHHHHHH... that, my friends, is the smell of your mind being blown to smithereens, from the Genius that is Tim Hawkins.
Frank Gordon and thaw as your 100th like 😉
Frank Gordon Absolutely!! He’s just AMAZING!! 😇🙏🏻❤️
Agree
I forgot what my mind smelled like.... it's been so long.
Yes sir I do smell it!!!!
It's Thanksgiving 2022 and I am thankful for all 3 of my kids! They all shall listen to this song and learn a lesson lol 🤣
Where are you Tim? We need you now more than ever.. Thank you for all the laughs over the years.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms! Have a fabulous day!
Thank you, you're a good kid.
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Tim Hawkins, how many instruments do you know how to play? I very impressed with your writing, singing and instrument playing abilities. I love it that you have a heart for God and do the comedy you do. It brings tons of joy to me to watch your RUclips videos for hours. God bless you sir.
The best drum groove ever. Nobody can be like Steve Gadd, there's only one Steve Gadd, but this drummer does it well.
Thank you, Tim! This should be every day, not just Mother’s Day.
My mom says you're her favorite child -- gee thanks (that was my spot)
I love that you included telling the kids how NOT to talk to "my wife."
Don’t play in the street … Go play in the street. (Brilliant!)
The robot arm there at the end, hilarious!
yes, a classic indeed, i call it the scarecrow
don't burp in her face chase....I LOVE IT!
Clever way to reference *things you don’t say to your wife*
🤓
My husband is one of five children. He said his dad would always tell his siblings and him, ‘ *My wife wasn’t like this until after y’all came along.* ‘
😁
As a mom of 9 I can tell you that is soooo true!😂
@@AA-ld5zh,
Indeed. I’m a mom of nine as well!
🙌😅
Hey Tim, I thought that was a really good song. Super funny too.
I got to meet Tim Hawkins at one of his shows. He’s awesome!
I wonder if Paul Simon heard this version. He definitely should!!! I really love his song but this is such a brilliant cover with ingeniously funny lyrics and rhymes! Well done!
Very well done, son. I only wish that this had been available forty years plus ago when I was raising my own brood.
Oh man, Paul Simon was part of my childhood simply from the muppets. Thank you so much for the song, Tim! This made me super happy!
Just discovered Tim Hawkins and he is a fabulous musician in addition to a great comedian
you must watch this one he did yrs ago about aging rock star songs ruclips.net/video/Z7Nu7vamRCA/видео.html
Good voice too.
That's probably the most pertinent piece of information I've heard in years of watching you tube!
Oh my DAYS!!! Tim, Tim, TIM! You killed this right out of the park!! I mean, you hit the hammer on the couch with this!
It’s nice to see that you couldn’t keep it all serious and focused, even in the studio where you’re adoring fans couldn’t see you. Way to keep being you, Tim. (instead of your sister Trudy.)
This did not disappoint, love it. Spoken like a Dad. 😂
He is such a good musician i love He's work ;p
I miss this dude!
It’s been 2 years since this was uploaded. Where did he go?
Classic!!! LOVE this one, Tim! Shared it with my boys. Especially love the "wipe off the seat, Pete" part.
Amen!
Raising only sons and no one ever takes the blame...
😉
I am sending a link to all my kids, g-kids and gg-kids. Well done once again Tim. (come to Australia)
I remember meeting you when I was 7 and you were my favorite comedian
@Sheila Gravely Me, I'm 14
Like no other comedian, an original blessing.
Love this guy ! I love a funny man ! My hubby has a great sence if humour .
“Go get a job, Bob.” 😂😂
This was SO MUCH more wholesome than I thought it was going to be
I LOVE this! If you could make a similar one for grandparents babysitting their grand kids, I would share the crap out of it!! Ah, who am I kidding. I tend to share your stuff quite often.
I heard this at a live show last year in April in Ohio! I got so much happiness and nostalgia from listening to this. Keep up the good work!
He hasn’t posted in 2 years
@@dillonohlemiller9027 And? You're the one replying to a 1 year old comment. How do you know I haven't been online, hmm?
Love it, my Mother would have loved it. Thank you and be blessed
LOL. Thats a Good One. Mothers Day twist.
Are you coming back Tim Hawkins!? Lol. The world needs your comedy to come back. Hope all is well either way. God bless!
Tim is the best comedian in the world, hands down!! So much respect for that man!!!
😂 hello dear
@@mazi_onyeobodo8132 Ummm hello! Do I know you?
Yeah I think we're getting to know each other
@@mazi_onyeobodo8132 My memory I awful!!! I’m sorry!! Please remind me James. Lol. Have we had discussions on You Tube??? Kinda remind me please???
Wipe off the seat, Pete!....I love the common sense of this song.
Y’all we met his parents in Missouri a few years ago, they lived a couple of blocks away from our grandparents. His mom is literally so sweet😭
“Don’t play in the street”
2nd time.... “Play in the street”
Best adaptation of 50 Ways I've ever heard! And good instructions to mind, too!
He has got it great again. 50 ways. Brilliant.
Thank you Tim, you're such a blessing! Much love~♡
Wow. My brothers name (Chase) and mine (Chance) are both in this song. I think Tim's trying to tell us something...
Both are good names. But I'm partial to Chance.
I saw his show live at Ridgecrest Baptist church in Dothan, Al this past Friday night. My larynx was sore from laughing so much this morning. Thanks.
Incredible how far Tim has come...
This man is brilliant.
After a week if not longer of seeing a lot of my ex's favorite youtubers get embroiled in scandal after scandal this man is still the greatest thing my ex introduced me to
What youtubers were involved in scandals?
@@matthewaaronallen1598 projared for one
As a parent, I thank you. 👏
Thumbs up...we have tickets to his show in Dec....its making the 2nd half of the year drag on.....
Another wonderful tune, June...a really swell song, Chong...a masterful take, Blake...you went out on that limb............Tim :)
Loved the call back to things you don’t say to your wife!
Dude u r 2 good gifted by God Happy mother's day to all Moab forever
greetings from NC
NC!!
1:45 Tim's inner Axl Rose came out lol
There are many comic songs. But only true genius rhymes food, attitude and dude
When I saw the title I knew it would be good. I wasn't disappointed. Tim knows how to parody.
Where did Tim go? Love this guy's comedy and music.
Try not to cuss, Russ . Oh my Gosh, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day Hahaha
This is AWESOME!!!!! Thank you Tim Hawkins! You are a genius!
This is great. U should watch things u don't say to ur wife
Great recommendation!
The best yet!!!👏👏👏👏. Tim Hawkins, Hilarious! Come back to Redding Ca, please!!!
Yesh!!!!! You should make a comedy song using the tune to THE OLD RUGGED CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One of his best, without a doubt.
Love it, Tim! Glad to see you're so successful! God Bless You,
Michael Bain
Love my pretty pink tractor !
Song of the year!!! 👏🏽💜
How the hell have I never heard of this guy ... at my age I grew up with all of the songs he parodies. You are flippin' brilliant (and the cursor moves to the subscribe button) Just happened upon a few of your vids ...
This is great. “PICK UP YOUR PHONE 📲 JOAN!” 🎶
He is so talented! This is the first video that he doesn’t look like a mad scientist though! I love this parody.
😂 hello dear
Fantastic job Tim. Thanks for sharing God's gift to you with us.
LOVE THIS !!!! He should make a Mothers Day card!! LOLOLOLOL!!!
Love Tim Hawkins!!! He is funny on video but funnier in person!!!
We saw him in Houston a few months ago. Laughed so hard at everything he said/sang, I hurt from the top of my head to my knees for 2 days! I've never laughed like that, ever.
If y'all get the chance to go see him in concert, do it! You will not be disappointed.
@@juanettebutts9782 I could not agree with you more! We saw him in Austin in January we battled traffic getting there but it was so worth it!!! So right about laughing til you hurt😂 he is really hilarious thats a God given talent!
@@juanettebutts9782 I have not seen Tim Hawkins in person before, but I want to really bad. I found Tim Hawkins by accident on RUclips about six weeks ago for the first time. I was feeling kind of down that day and I just wanted to find a comedian on RUclips that could make me laugh. I listened to about five or six comedians before I came to a Tim Hawkins video. The comedians that I listened to before Tim Hawkins that night were just foul mouthed and disgusting, and I did not laugh one single time! Then I got to the Tim Hawkins video and started listening, and I could not stop laughing through almost the entire video. My sides were killing me from laughing so hard !! Here is the RUclips title of the Tim Hawkins video that I saw that night ............. " FCF Comedy Date Night, March 24 2018, Act 3" .
Like Nicole P. said about Tim Hawkins .. " thats a God given talent! " . Now I have listened to most all of Tim Hawkins videos here on RUclips !! God Bless both you and Nicole P.!
@@Kjoyful419 Absolutely! Goes to prove vulgarity and filthy language aren't funny.
@@Ambassador-For-Christ The "FCF" video is one of my favorites! I've probably seen most of his videos, have watched them repeatedly. They're still fall-down funny. Even though I already knew a lot of his routines from watching them so often, seeing them "live and in person" made them that much funnier.
Tim is my go-to for comedy. I've had clinical depression for years, been on meds, had treatments. Despite all that, I have many days my thoughts are very dark. When I need a mood lifter, I zip to RUclips and type in Tim Hawkins. A few hours of him, I feel better.
His gift of comedy, laughter and music is God-given, like Nicole said. Thank You, God, for Tim Hawkins!!
Can't believe I haven't heard this - 50 ways by Paul Simon is on my driving play list but RUclips didn't think to play this!!! LOVE IT! My youngest should sing it to my older 2 lol!!!
Awesome song! Happy Mother's Day!
so funny and enjoyable! Great Mother's Day present to mothers all over the world! wonder what his mother thought of this, lol.
How'd I miss this! Love it! I made sure to re-click the bell!
Just in time for mother's day! Too funny!
I loved this song! My mom loved this song too! So catchy Mr. Hawkins!
This Freaken guy 😂 😆 good one ☝️ needed that... best medicine ever 😂
OMG you said my name, and told me to pick up my mess. hahaha how did you know? Love you, you are so relevant, and funny!
43 dislikes (at this time anyway)
Hmm, at least 43 entitled children have responded to this video it appears.
Yes, that was sass, and I am glad to say it on behalf of any Moms who also enjoyed this song.
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Now its 108....
@@michaeldart5646 111. The disrespect is staggering.
150 ☹️☹️☹️☹️
Love, love, love this song. Just discovered you tonight on Focus on the family. You are so funny.
Funny lampooning of a Paul Simon classic; definitely not a choice I would have expected.
And it starts with the drum, the most hated instrument by moms.
Indeed. I don't threaten violence often, but when I do--it's to those who talk of giving my boys a set of drums!
Not this mom, I was the one who gave my sons drums.
@@knittedpugs My mum loved when I played the drums :)
🤔🤔🤔 trumpet, not drums, trumpet
I love this song being made fun of. Mom listens to the orginal all the time. Love Paul simon so much I'll have to show her this! 😂
That was hilarious! And he is a great singer!
This should be more widely distributed. Thank you!
Where have you been my whole life?! Love your stuff! So happy to find you!