12 Mistakes That Make Men Look OLD

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    Smoke cigarettes. Smoking will prematurely age your skin and make your teeth yellow.
    Yellow teeth. White teeth look young and fresh.
    Dying hair too dark or unnatural. Gray hair is an indicator of aging. How will you handle it? You could let it go, or you could color it. Coloring your hair, whether on your head or face, too dark or unnatural ages you. Both make you look like you're trying too hard. Instead, keep a bit of salt and pepper. Some products on the market will allow you to tone down the gray without going too dark.
    Running shoes. You're aging yourself if you were running shoes with anything other than workout pants or shorts. Do not wear them with regular shorts or khakis. They're horrible with jeans as well.
    Dad jeans. The baggie trendy jeans will work for young guys. But old guys who adopt this trend look like they're just rocking big, baggy pants. Your pants should not be skin-tight, either.
    Boat shoes. You look like Uncle Barry.
    Uncle Barry glasses. These will make you look old, boring, and basic. Go with something more structured and stylized with attitude and edge.
    Pleated khaki pants. Khaki pants are the devil. These aren't cool if they're big and baggy with pleats.
    Old man polo shirts. They're basically like performance polos that suck (don't wear a little boy polo either with the big patterns and stripes).
    Oversized sports coats or suits. Nothing makes you look more frumpy and dumpy like wearing oversized clothing, specifically suits. Ensure your suit is tailored and the fit is tapered without being too tight.
    Wrinkles and bad skin. You need to wear your sunscreen daily. You want to avoid age spots as well.
    Not working out. If you want to look amazing for your age, work out. Go to the gym routinely so you don't have a soft, doughy dad bod.
    Low testosterone level. If your testosterone level gets low, you can develop man boobs and lose muscle mass. You may also have a difficult time packing on solid gains. Your sex drive declines, and your wiener won't work.
    Big Al doesn't work. A Big Al that works when you want and need it to is youthful.
    Dating too young. This makes you look old and pathetic. The formula for dating age is your age divided by 2, then add seven.
    Neglecting your grooming. Don't look like a savage. If your facial hairs are crazy, you look old. Whether it's your nose hair or your hair, if it's wild and crazy, you need to groom. Get rid of long and nasty hair that grows in weird places. Also, you need to maintain your hairstyle.
    Losing hair. Premature hair loss does make you look older. If you're not interested in caring for it, shave your head.
    Tired eyes. If you have a lot of dark circles or your eye skin looks like old ball skin, you need to use eye cream and get enough sleep.
    Alcohol consumption. Too much alcohol ages you badly.
    Dehydration. If you're not drinking enough water, this will make you look old. Your skin will get ashy and dehydrated. Make sure you're hydrated for supple and elastic skin.
    Eating a crappy diet. Your body and skin can look horrible from a poor diet.
    Where you shop. If you're shopping at Brooks Brothers, you're likely more mature with old money. This equates to looking old. Young dudes wearing older clothes look young and cool. Older men wearing older clothes makes them look older. But on the flip side, don't wear clothing that's too young, making you look awkward or trying too hard. Avoid clothing that is too tight, youthful, or trendy. If you're in a store and everybody's young enough to be your kid, you're in the wrong store.

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  • @alpham
    @alpham  4 месяца назад +22

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    • @norwoodlk2002
      @norwoodlk2002 4 месяца назад +3

      Trying to hard to act young or younger will make you look older and silly

    • @BuzoDelmar
      @BuzoDelmar 4 месяца назад

      Active 📢🇵🇷😎💪

    • @davidlorin1379
      @davidlorin1379 4 месяца назад

      You look old, not taking your advice, sorry. First mistake to look like a tool is wearing earrings in both ears after age 50.

    • @sarge1398
      @sarge1398 4 месяца назад

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    • @MoeWake
      @MoeWake 4 месяца назад

      what brand are those loafers?

  • @NeilE.-iu7ks
    @NeilE.-iu7ks 4 месяца назад +995

    Nothing ages you more than getting yelled at for 10 min by some guy who's screaming like he's on a coke bender.

    • @joapampelmus1732
      @joapampelmus1732 4 месяца назад +48

      Thank you so much! 100% agree.

    • @martyneilan8947
      @martyneilan8947 4 месяца назад +62

      I was waiting for him to start screaming about the power of Oxiclean and then demonstrating ShamWow.

    • @poolboyinla
      @poolboyinla 4 месяца назад +72

      My hair was jet black when I started this video. It is now white as snow.

    • @davidlamb8787
      @davidlamb8787 4 месяца назад +11

      Lol, good one dude!😂

    • @davidbrucemusicvideo
      @davidbrucemusicvideo 4 месяца назад +10

      @@martyneilan8947Bahahahahahaha!!! Best comment ever! 😂😂😂

  • @le5tat58
    @le5tat58 3 месяца назад +302

    Dude, why are you yelling at me, what have I ever done to you?

    • @HouseMaster75
      @HouseMaster75 3 месяца назад +9

      Haha yes this. Shouting at you on how to be sophisticated 😂

    • @jim-se5xc
      @jim-se5xc 3 месяца назад

      Christ. Does he ever STF UP

    • @frozenice61
      @frozenice61 3 месяца назад +10

      shouting makes a man look old

    • @tedwojtasik8781
      @tedwojtasik8781 3 месяца назад +4

      STOP WEARING STUFF THAT MAKES YOU LOOK OLD!!!! STOP IT...STOP IT NOW!!!! Look at my thick, sexy hair.

    • @neilpierce100
      @neilpierce100 3 месяца назад +6

      he's going deaf because he's getting old. Now he's shouting to make us deaf too.

  • @crewdoglm
    @crewdoglm 3 месяца назад +131

    Getting yelled at by a pair of earings. That definitely makes me feel old.

    • @yodaichi888
      @yodaichi888 3 месяца назад

      same with greg doucette. short man syndrome

  • @jerrylancaster4386
    @jerrylancaster4386 4 месяца назад +227

    That was a really long ad for a polo.

    • @rf4182
      @rf4182 3 месяца назад +11

      A bad polo at that.

    • @FriendofDorothy
      @FriendofDorothy 3 месяца назад +5

      Bingo!

    • @mrswitch1
      @mrswitch1 3 месяца назад +5

      @@rf4182 Yes, looks quiete polyestery and cheap.

    • @Roxana_Official
      @Roxana_Official 3 месяца назад

      he does everything for money. give him 5k he will talk about you for 10 mins

    • @trueyork9290
      @trueyork9290 3 месяца назад +1

      True words

  • @mudwiser1391
    @mudwiser1391 4 месяца назад +98

    Brah, that beard you are sporting makes YOU look old... Fact!

  • @jurgenwauters9458
    @jurgenwauters9458 3 месяца назад +40

    Maybe i look old, but I'm NOT DEAF! 😁

    • @jc4evur661
      @jc4evur661 2 месяца назад

      ...many older men are

  • @Sotol811
    @Sotol811 4 месяца назад +241

    COCAINE IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG.

    • @amen_ra6926
      @amen_ra6926 4 месяца назад +7

      🤣😂🤣😂 ok Rick James 🤣😂😂😂

    • @matts901
      @matts901 4 месяца назад +2

      wish we could get some Rocket Fuel.... LOL ( tina)

    • @emanon321
      @emanon321 3 месяца назад

      Apparently some kind of "fountain of youth" as witnessed here.

  • @kenrowland7864
    @kenrowland7864 3 месяца назад +153

    WHY Are You Yelling Dude?😵‍💫

    • @a34rwl
      @a34rwl 3 месяца назад +8

      Because he's selling.

    • @royhill9892
      @royhill9892 3 месяца назад +2

      @@a34rwl He is yelling, because he is wound tight and believes in what he is doing. Not my style. Good luck to him.

    • @gtamediaproductions1
      @gtamediaproductions1 3 месяца назад +3

      The yelling makes him look young! That's why. 😁

    • @yodaichi888
      @yodaichi888 3 месяца назад +1

      same with greg doucette. short man syndrome

    • @a34rwl
      @a34rwl 3 месяца назад

      @@gtamediaproductions1 OKAY, THANKS!!

  • @josephm3788
    @josephm3788 4 месяца назад +69

    Why is he screaming at me? Also, this guy looks exactly as old as he is. His neck skin is a big tell.

    • @augusti1
      @augusti1 3 месяца назад +3

      IHe's 50 I thought he was 60 and I thought good for 60 oops, coke makes you older

    • @gking300
      @gking300 3 месяца назад +3

      I think he looks great for his age especially his hair... and his neck are veins because of low body fat

    • @shadowboxer2747
      @shadowboxer2747 3 месяца назад +1

      Yeah hes screaming .. 😢

    • @dm8579
      @dm8579 3 месяца назад +1

      @@gking300 I think his hair looks unnatural and probably added 7-8 years to his look.

  • @over-educated-sp
    @over-educated-sp 3 месяца назад +53

    I’m 52. Married, grown kids, 5 grandkids. Killed a massive ego in my 40’s. Now, IDGAF!

    • @leelunk8235
      @leelunk8235 3 месяца назад +6

      IDGAF..DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE GAY...SPELL IT OUT, YOU WROTE A WHOLE DAMN SENTENCE TO ABREVIATE

    • @Stubby23
      @Stubby23 3 месяца назад +2

      I feel like the massive ego might be making a comeback.

    • @over-educated-sp
      @over-educated-sp 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Stubby23 Never assume the conditions of another’s mind. I live in a one bedroom house. My daughter, husband, granddaughter, and grandson live in the living room. I’ve been disabled for over 25 years. I have no social life. I only associate with my wife, and my kids. Please tell me, where I would even have room for a fucking ego!

    • @sdybas
      @sdybas 3 месяца назад

      @@leelunk8235 Surprised you can't figure out what IDGAF means after he told you his current status.

  • @siliyemoodislam
    @siliyemoodislam 4 месяца назад +335

    My father smoked for his entire life and had no issues until his death at age 42.

    • @OmarKrauser
      @OmarKrauser 4 месяца назад +27

      He died very young

    • @heatto162
      @heatto162 4 месяца назад +8

      My great grandma smoked till she was 87, she ended up passing away from alzheimers at 90.

    • @yoshikigrg8
      @yoshikigrg8 4 месяца назад +13

      42 is a very very young age to pass away bro.

    • @ufcfan3940
      @ufcfan3940 4 месяца назад +7

      I’m 46 smoked my whole life still smoke

    • @michaelmcdonald9847
      @michaelmcdonald9847 4 месяца назад +38

      Lmao. I know this was a joke. Good job man

  • @paulholland1641
    @paulholland1641 4 месяца назад +128

    Wearing an earring at 50 make you look old. LOL 🤣🤣

    • @jvilhelml
      @jvilhelml 3 месяца назад +1

      Its okej up to typ 25 years old...after no

    • @TrutherOne-xv8nr7yj3e
      @TrutherOne-xv8nr7yj3e 3 месяца назад

      @@jvilhelml No it makes you stupid at any age.

    • @telebubba5527
      @telebubba5527 3 месяца назад +6

      I could have sworn he is over 60.

    • @erman3155
      @erman3155 3 месяца назад +4

      all he needed was a man bun

    • @scotthenson
      @scotthenson 3 месяца назад +8

      Two earrings!

  • @donnyirish190
    @donnyirish190 4 месяца назад +205

    You left out old guys who wear earrings, definitely trying too hard. If a young lady is with an old dude, it's not because of any of these tips. It's because the old man has money, old dudes with money get whatever they want, whoever they want, whenever they want it. That's why Mark Cuban gets the ladies, not his skin care or his looks or overrated golf shirts. MONEY....Keep it real.

    • @edwardwilson4869
      @edwardwilson4869 4 месяца назад +3

      ‼️

    • @thisisarmando8393
      @thisisarmando8393 4 месяца назад +15

      Not true. No women will stay in a long relationship just for money, everything they do is based on feelings. The old man must be good with the women, all those years of experience. Money helps but for a long term relationship money alone won't help.

    • @seminky5341
      @seminky5341 4 месяца назад +5

      Also elonk musky. Defo the money. He is slob with cash

    • @Justincrock10
      @Justincrock10 4 месяца назад +15

      @@thisisarmando8393 most of these super young women are with these old men is because they’re rich that’s what they care about the most. Because of those guys weren’t rich, they wouldn’t even be with them.

    • @curtisdunn7112
      @curtisdunn7112 4 месяца назад

      Mark Cuban looks hideous

  • @paulsmith3026
    @paulsmith3026 3 месяца назад +25

    He needs to change his drug from powder to weed

  • @mdfinance1897
    @mdfinance1897 4 месяца назад +44

    Watched this at 2X. That guy sounded like a madhouse

    • @BlitzGeist
      @BlitzGeist 3 месяца назад

      🤣 slow it down to .25 , it will give you nightmares

    • @lawdogwales5921
      @lawdogwales5921 3 месяца назад

      Yep.

  • @incredibleblaan9983
    @incredibleblaan9983 3 месяца назад +28

    Good job YELLING at me for over 10 min straight, considering my impaired hearing 🤣

  • @cardermedia
    @cardermedia 3 месяца назад +36

    Couldn't even endure this with the volume turned down 75%....

  • @frogworth1622
    @frogworth1622 3 месяца назад +50

    Nothing makes you look older than trying too hard to look young like this guy.

  • @lexster2112
    @lexster2112 4 месяца назад +46

    I am proud of my grey hair and wrinkles, earned them all, a true alpha male understands that old age is a blessing, not many make it that far

    • @dpactootle2522
      @dpactootle2522 3 месяца назад +2

      Being old is not bad. Looking old is really bad

    • @Sharpe095
      @Sharpe095 Месяц назад

      A true alpha doesn't give a fuck what young folks think. They have no experience.

  • @theharshtruth8563
    @theharshtruth8563 3 месяца назад +38

    This young dude better stop yelling or I'll send him to his room without supper.

  • @pixelcharlie
    @pixelcharlie 4 месяца назад +70

    Your blazer and jeans look would look 10x better if your jeans weren't faded. Go for a solid dark blue color with no faded patches.

    • @hshawn00
      @hshawn00 3 месяца назад +4

      This!

    • @kabukiarmadillo
      @kabukiarmadillo 3 месяца назад +3

      Yas! I thought the same thing... the flip side of avoiding 'dad' jeans and such is to go too far the other way, and trying to wear something that is way too young for you.

    • @pixelcharlie
      @pixelcharlie 3 месяца назад +1

      @@kabukiarmadillo I think the only thing that makes a pair of jeans - 'dad' jeans is the fit. As long as you get a nice, slim(not skinny) fitting or tapered jeans, you'll be fine. Avoid the overly baggy jeans - those are the 'dad' jeans.

  • @mashiurrahman4332
    @mashiurrahman4332 4 месяца назад +30

    Alpha, you look old in this video 😂

  • @gabriellamar2683
    @gabriellamar2683 4 месяца назад +47

    Stress also makes you look old.

  • @Maximillion666
    @Maximillion666 4 месяца назад +12

    Don't dye your hair too dark says the guy with too dark hair.

  • @grandpaissues4156
    @grandpaissues4156 3 месяца назад +21

    Getting older is not inevitable. Its a pleasure denied many.

    • @alanknight2185
      @alanknight2185 3 месяца назад +6

      Growing old is a privilege, not everyone gets to do it.

    • @ericdiaz6568
      @ericdiaz6568 3 месяца назад

      @@alanknight2185

  • @mreeping
    @mreeping 3 месяца назад +15

    This guy is the poster child for "THAT guy". I bartend and we all laugh at them.

  • @TheOriginalRick
    @TheOriginalRick 4 месяца назад +76

    I am so old that I've reached the age where I DGAF about what people do or don't think about me. Amazing how liberating that can be. I mean, take a look at the guy doing this video. He's so worked up and hyper he is going to give himself a heart attack one day while worrying about if he has the right shade of hair and the right shoes on.

    • @jortega61924
      @jortega61924 4 месяца назад +3

      They why watch a self improvement channel??

    • @TheOriginalRick
      @TheOriginalRick 4 месяца назад

      @@jortega61924 So I can laugh at it. And feel a smug sense up superiority. 🤣🤣

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 4 месяца назад

      ​@@jortega61924to see what trends people feel they need to be following to fit in. It's not going to change anything for me, I stopped needing that by the time high school was over.

    • @airadaimagery692
      @airadaimagery692 4 месяца назад +3

      Nah, he’s not worried about that stuff. His biggest fear is having RUclips as a boss.

    • @hshawn00
      @hshawn00 3 месяца назад +1

      Your comment made me laugh out loud! He is super hyper! His videos make me tired at the end

  • @IT-li3ul
    @IT-li3ul 4 месяца назад +123

    mate ,,you've literally got 2 ear rings in your ears 🤣

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 4 месяца назад +6

      Earrings are for every age. They started out as old biker daddy wear decades ago.

    • @t1g3r8mj2
      @t1g3r8mj2 4 месяца назад +29

      Ear rings= are for women

    • @Joey21071
      @Joey21071 4 месяца назад +4

      @@t1g3r8mj2 Men throughout history have had their ears pierced. But since you say earrings are for women. What about Chelsea boots? A lot of men wear them and he promotes them all the time. They were originally designed for Queen Victoria? Should men stop wearing them because they're for females?

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 4 месяца назад +6

      @@Joey21071 forget it, there's going to be a lot boomers checking in on these videos still trying to hold onto their social thoughts from the early 1970s

    • @jeffmiller3150
      @jeffmiller3150 4 месяца назад

      ​@BigBadJerryRoge. Social thoughts??🤷

  • @joshweatherly8715
    @joshweatherly8715 4 месяца назад +45

    A sportcoat w/a sewn in pocket square is NOT perfection

    • @chrisboileau9849
      @chrisboileau9849 4 месяца назад +2

      😂 top comment

    • @bigcat618
      @bigcat618 4 месяца назад +6

      Not if you wear it with a clip-on tie!😄

    • @iamkamsai
      @iamkamsai 3 месяца назад

      i think it's more for simplicity, for peeps who still try to be in the game but can't be really stuffed anymore 😂

  • @strongmindsYerro305
    @strongmindsYerro305 4 месяца назад +46

    Iam 44 years old Calisthenics makes me look 10 years younger, exercise everyday 🔥💪👍

  • @rossmackenzie7993
    @rossmackenzie7993 4 месяца назад +11

    Earrings on an old guy make you look like your grasping at being young when your not.

  • @dannycaruso9506
    @dannycaruso9506 4 месяца назад +9

    Do have to yell all the time doesn't make you look very confident about what your trying to say take a chill pill dude

  • @musanganga125
    @musanganga125 3 месяца назад +8

    After watching this...i DO wanna look older...🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

  • @CryptoSteve007
    @CryptoSteve007 4 месяца назад +37

    Why is he yelling?

    • @rivality100
      @rivality100 4 месяца назад +11

      Because he has read that it emphasizes masculinity and he is insecure inside, so he wants to bring out and prove that he is masculine and alpha as the name of his channel says

    • @augusti1
      @augusti1 3 месяца назад +1

      @@rivality100 deaf?

    • @germainvargas8496
      @germainvargas8496 3 месяца назад +2

      Deaf and old, he's wash blue jeans look olds school guy

    • @ronaldolamont
      @ronaldolamont 3 месяца назад +1

      @@rivality100 😂😂

    • @zellhaufen8583
      @zellhaufen8583 3 месяца назад

      Probably from all the hormones, aphrodisiacs and miracle cures he swallows. When I see guys like that I think how high chances are that he has testicular cancer and doesn't know it yet.
      He has a point though that all men should dress in style - especially old ones - if they dont want to look like complete losers.

  • @Fred_Free
    @Fred_Free 3 месяца назад +15

    Another sign of an old man is someone who is excessively energetic and talkative. When an aging person tries to fake (what he thinks) youthful energy.

  • @romp6969
    @romp6969 4 месяца назад +75

    I agree with most of these: don’t smoke, keep exercising, have a good diet, moderate alcohol consumption, take care of your skin, no boat shoes (never liked those), personal grooming, etc., but I refuse to buy anything from collars and co. Way to much money for a golf shirt.
    This isn’t because I do not spend money on my cloths or work on my presentation, it is because the products are over priced for what they are. The collar simply isn’t worth it. Wear a custom dress shirt for the same or near the same price.
    And on a personal note, I do shop at Brooks Brothers and wear pleated trousers (often made for me). Why? BECAUSE I’M F’N OLD and am proud of it. There are those of us who enjoy the separation from the less experienced.
    Enjoyed the video though. Mr. Marino I wish you continued success.

    • @airadaimagery692
      @airadaimagery692 4 месяца назад +4

      I always hated pleats. I always thought it made my pants look like they were made from a set of drapes.

  • @hammmodjabeer7278
    @hammmodjabeer7278 4 месяца назад +46

    Money makes you look young even if you are seventy years old 😂

    • @matts901
      @matts901 4 месяца назад

      cher. madonna but vince looks bad all his money i would havew lipo...

  • @vicepresidentmikepence889
    @vicepresidentmikepence889 4 месяца назад +104

    I look 10 years older with a beard

    • @jeffkaloostianii915
      @jeffkaloostianii915 4 месяца назад +11

      Keep it REALLY short and it looks better and younger

    • @r.e.4640
      @r.e.4640 4 месяца назад +26

      Everybody LOOKS OLDER with a beard, no matter if it's short or not.

    • @alexp601
      @alexp601 4 месяца назад +13

      Yep, and I'd look 10 years younger if I clean shaved. But I never would.

    • @richardyoung9024
      @richardyoung9024 4 месяца назад

      @@jeffkaloostianii915 Better yet, shave off that white face fuzz or color it.

    • @anikorozsakovacs3996
      @anikorozsakovacs3996 4 месяца назад +5

      Yeah. And if it's short it's spiky and annoying. Like a hedgehog. Itchy too.

  • @christiaanbotha6247
    @christiaanbotha6247 4 месяца назад +13

    Those Jeans do not fit with the shoes.

  • @jamiepaez9088
    @jamiepaez9088 4 месяца назад +14

    He can say whatever he want but number one thing make you feel young is your positive attitude .of course you have to care about yourself, do some exercise eat healthy dress nice and over everything be a good person that’s it

  • @calvinsmith1295
    @calvinsmith1295 4 месяца назад +16

    You're lucky to have such hair at your age. Most of us are losing it at 50.😢

    • @iamkamsai
      @iamkamsai 3 месяца назад

      i'm assuming he doesn't have kids😂

    • @jessedylan6162
      @jessedylan6162 3 месяца назад

      I'm willing to bet he has no chest hair, though.

  • @djrychlak4443
    @djrychlak4443 4 месяца назад +9

    There's something to be said about balls hanging down to one's knees.

  • @rickybartlet
    @rickybartlet 3 месяца назад +3

    An "ALPHA" male doesn't give 2 shits what anyone things. So GRAY OUT if you want!

  • @nespressoman
    @nespressoman 3 месяца назад +6

    Why do you shout all the time? Just talk!

    • @totalplonker824
      @totalplonker824 3 месяца назад

      Perhaps cuz he's a yank

    • @ashwinkumar1376
      @ashwinkumar1376 3 месяца назад

      He is trying to look young and talking fast is one of them

  • @ericcurrence8477
    @ericcurrence8477 4 месяца назад +9

    This is hard. I can't dress too old, I can't dress too young, cant have grey hair, can't dye my hair black, can't wear loose clothes, can't wear tight clothes...... jeez

  • @NofaceCat
    @NofaceCat 4 месяца назад +32

    This guy with the earrings telling me how I should look ha ha ha

  • @mannygonzalez8358
    @mannygonzalez8358 4 месяца назад +31

    The truth about looking old is being old

  • @Joey21071
    @Joey21071 4 месяца назад +32

    Let's see, I don't exercise all the time, I don't eat right all the time, I have gray hair and my facial hair is white, I don't dress like Alphy here, and even though I'm 53 years of age, people have told me I look much younger than I am. I guess it's because of genetics. Now Aaron here looks like a man in his late forties. Not saying that as an insult or anything, but to me, no matter what he does, or how he dresses, he looks like a man in his late forties. When he put on those glasses it didn't age him or make him look older. It simply made him look like a geek.

    • @tims708
      @tims708 3 месяца назад

      There's some jealous people on this one. Sorry, Alpha looks great.

    • @Joey21071
      @Joey21071 3 месяца назад

      @@tims708 Jealous? Not in the least. He does look good for his age. Never said he didn't. But looking younger, no. He looks like a man in his late forties and that is what he is.

    • @telebubba5527
      @telebubba5527 3 месяца назад +2

      I put him no younger than 60. He looks painted up to me.

  • @skinnymoonbob
    @skinnymoonbob 4 месяца назад +6

    Why are you shouting?

    • @paull7175
      @paull7175 4 месяца назад +1

      I had to turn the volume down. He's American!

  • @Richard_Lush
    @Richard_Lush 3 месяца назад +13

    I’m glad he’s yelling. At least I can hear everything I’m doing wrong

  • @bailey309
    @bailey309 4 месяца назад +32

    I’m 59 and I dgaf about most of these things.

    • @mattrfay
      @mattrfay 4 месяца назад +6

      Why are you here then :)

    • @danr2652
      @danr2652 4 месяца назад +3

      Oh yes you do. Else you wouldn't be here commenting. 😆

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx 4 месяца назад +3

      Because you're old.
      😆

    • @Incomudro1963
      @Incomudro1963 4 месяца назад +3

      You should.

    • @89dungey
      @89dungey 4 месяца назад

      Old goof ball. No women will care about you either 😅

  • @grantmail4112
    @grantmail4112 3 месяца назад +2

    Why is the old looking 60+yr old guy yelling at us about how not to look old? My ears aged 30yrs watching this for 30 seconds.

  • @mortezaebrahimifar8032
    @mortezaebrahimifar8032 4 месяца назад +28

    I'm 22 but a lot of people tell me you're at least 27 or even sometimes middle aged people tell me, "we missed the old days when we were in our 20s right", they have no idea that I could be their son

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 3 месяца назад

      I got some advice - red light therapy, uvb bulb+vitamin D complex, derma rolling, beef tallow overnight soak, magnesium bicarbonate, CBD, taurine, creatine, nutritional yeast, L-tryptophan.
      Try it.

    • @etiennefromage8063
      @etiennefromage8063 3 месяца назад

      The mind can play tricks on you. I'm in my late forties, but I feel like I'm 30. It's bizarre.

  • @hump1953
    @hump1953 4 месяца назад +26

    I’m 71 years old and old….but I like watching these videos…

    • @Oscar_239
      @Oscar_239 3 месяца назад +1

      You're awsome 💪🏾💪🏾

  • @michaelramirez1603
    @michaelramirez1603 4 месяца назад +33

    I’ve had grays since I was in high school
    I’ve embraced them. Now I like my grays .

    • @NofaceCat
      @NofaceCat 4 месяца назад +6

      I don’t care what color they turn as long as they don’t fall out

    • @mrmisfit635
      @mrmisfit635 4 месяца назад +1

      Same here, started greying at 17, now I'm a silver fox

    • @deusvultpictures6550
      @deusvultpictures6550 4 месяца назад

      @@mrmisfit635 Is this the fucked up genetics support group lolage

  • @LemonJoose
    @LemonJoose 4 месяца назад +13

    You’ll have to pry my boat shoes off my cold, dead feet. 😂

    • @jamesrecknor6752
      @jamesrecknor6752 3 месяца назад +1

      We are going down with the boats

    • @j.schaefer5622
      @j.schaefer5622 3 месяца назад +3

      Boat shoes are cool if you have a boat (or Yacht) then age doesnt matter…

    • @randomguy6189
      @randomguy6189 3 месяца назад +1

      Same. I have a couple of pairs in different colours. Boat shoes are quite versatile and look sophisticated with the right outfit.

  • @superunknown2812
    @superunknown2812 4 месяца назад +25

    Im 45 with alot of grey in my beard and people think im 35,36 its also in how ya dress and carry yourself too

  • @pablovogel6986
    @pablovogel6986 4 месяца назад +7

    I would have no problem in believing you are 50.

  • @briandales1747
    @briandales1747 4 месяца назад +61

    Who cares if you look ‘old’? By who’s standards? The ego is a crazy thing.

    • @SpreadAU
      @SpreadAU 4 месяца назад +2

      Are you old?

    • @timsgarage1861
      @timsgarage1861 4 месяца назад +1

      Its just the audience algorithm \

    • @briandales1747
      @briandales1747 4 месяца назад +4

      @@SpreadAU Again, by whose standards? Is 51 old?

    • @KoalaTContent
      @KoalaTContent 4 месяца назад +1

      @@briandales1747 If you want that young lady *gyatt,* then yes.

    • @triggerskull
      @triggerskull 4 месяца назад

      Young girls

  • @BeardedBeerMan
    @BeardedBeerMan 4 месяца назад +12

    I’ll just shave my beard off. Did that last summer and all of a sudden bars are asking for my ID again

  • @DusanStanic
    @DusanStanic 4 месяца назад +7

    Has anyone on this channel (any of these millions of subscribers/loyal visitors) ever gotten an explanation for why this guy is screaming? Why would he be angry with those who look old? Is it perhaps "his thing"? Anyway, he gets more and more red. Could it be that he doesn't hear well?

    • @peterbunting4360
      @peterbunting4360 4 месяца назад +5

      He is massively insecure.

    • @j.schaefer5622
      @j.schaefer5622 3 месяца назад +1

      He needs hearing aids, but that would make look him old…

  • @albundy7794
    @albundy7794 4 месяца назад +35

    #13. Tucking a polo into jeans.

    • @sammysalgado1475
      @sammysalgado1475 4 месяца назад +1

      Used to be common in the 60s,clean looking tho I wouldn't say old 😅

    • @bottle1211
      @bottle1211 4 месяца назад

      BOOM

    • @ng4489
      @ng4489 4 месяца назад +2

      Doesn't actually make you old - just looks ugly in any age ))

  • @RomanBuchok
    @RomanBuchok 3 месяца назад +4

    Why are you yelling? Good advice but a little shouty.

  • @oftnaughten2306
    @oftnaughten2306 4 месяца назад +2

    Your advice might get a credibility boost if it wasn’t shouted: IN EARNEST IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME!!!!
    just say’in

  • @houseonpleasantstreet9774
    @houseonpleasantstreet9774 4 месяца назад +12

    What about velcro shoes 😂😂😂. From Walmart

    • @airadaimagery692
      @airadaimagery692 4 месяца назад +2

      They have come back in style. Especially with a nice pair of pleated slacks.

    • @BWater-yq3jx
      @BWater-yq3jx 4 месяца назад +1

      Well if you wear those you won't be watching this video,
      because you've completely given up on life.

    • @houseonpleasantstreet9774
      @houseonpleasantstreet9774 4 месяца назад

      @@BWater-yq3jx hahahaha

    • @houseonpleasantstreet9774
      @houseonpleasantstreet9774 4 месяца назад

      @@BWater-yq3jx 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dana-wq5tp
    @Dana-wq5tp 4 месяца назад +2

    Stop screaming.

  • @N7Tigger
    @N7Tigger 4 месяца назад +18

    "Young super sexy dudes that are 12." - alpha m. 2024

  • @ahwhite2022
    @ahwhite2022 4 месяца назад +2

    Dude looks hella lot older than 50. And shilling any product that hard is embarrassing.

  • @ChevySS1968
    @ChevySS1968 4 месяца назад +18

    LOL, this is a great vid. But the one (and maybe ONLY) thing that is really great about getting older is that I don't much care about all this stuff any more. I just want to be healthy, happy and an asset to any given situation.

    • @joebeta1837
      @joebeta1837 4 месяца назад +1

      Great answer. An older guy like AlpaM can do his best to look good for his age, but there's no denying: all guys older than 45 will not look younger.

    • @shanepennington4264
      @shanepennington4264 4 месяца назад +2

      Spot on. This dude said he was 50 and in my head I was guessing close to 60 lol. Just getting healthy and finding a comfort for your lifestyle. Plus he broke one of his own rules. Those tighter pants with no show loafers is a 20’s look. He is trying too hard.

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 4 месяца назад +3

      This is if you want to look like you actually care about trends and fitting in. I don't, so I wear whatever I want in my late 40s. You have to wear what you feel happy in, otherwise no matter what it is, it's going to make you appear uncomfortable. And that will make you look old.

  • @1001Hobbies
    @1001Hobbies 4 месяца назад +9

    I will be 60 in 2 months. People mistake my 38 year old son and I for brothers all the time. I've lived a clean life, been active on and off my entire life, got into the best shape of my life at 39, and even better shape at 54. Exercise is truly the fountain of youth. I do use "Touch of Gray" in my hair and beard. Not looking to get rid of ALL the gray. Not trying to fool myself or anyone else. Just looking to look how I feel; vibrant. I actually feel 25, but just looking to look like my late 40's. I am slacking again now and have to get back to working out again. Before covid hit I was in the gym 3 times a week and jogging 4 miles 3 days a week, at age 54. I did that for 3 years. Time to get back to it.

    • @JackBean-rd4uo
      @JackBean-rd4uo 4 месяца назад +3

      LOL 😂 ,it's so funny when people tell you how they use to workout. It doesn't matter that you ' use to workout' . It matters what you're doing today. 64 5'10 173 and still pumping iron. Lifting is for life. Ps. covid hit over 4 years ago, you could still workout at home and ran or walked which is actually about useless. You can do weightless squats that will build leg muscles.

    • @1001Hobbies
      @1001Hobbies 4 месяца назад

      @@JackBean-rd4uo - Yes, ambition is my downfall at the moment. However, for the past 2 years I've been doing lighting for films part time on top of my regular job, while also getting my property ready to sell. Time is a little tight, making jumping back in a little less attractive. Yes, excuses, but I wasn't doing as much film work, in addition to my regular job, for the last 3 years that I was working out. I have to kick myself in the but to get on it.

    • @magiccheeseball
      @magiccheeseball 4 месяца назад

      Do you still have your Mad Max car? I see you were building one on your Channel about 10 years ago that's really cool when I was a kid I always wondered what kind of car that was finally found out when the internet came out and you couldn't bring one into the US until after it was 25 years old so I never saw one at a car show or anything

    • @1001Hobbies
      @1001Hobbies 4 месяца назад

      @@magiccheeseball - I do still have it. It is still in the same condition as in the last video about it. I've been working on a filmmaking career, part time, since 2006. That's where my free time has gone. However, I am looking to retire soon and then I will have plenty of time to work on the car (after we move). I am hoping to work on it some here and there before I retire. It would be nice to get the body done before I retire, while I have a good income. That is the most expensive part. The rest of the work I can do.
      My wife looks after her 85 year old uncle, so when she no longer needs to do that I will retire, we'll sell our house, and relocate to a better location for us, and a smaller house, with less to take care of. We also won't have a house payment anymore at that time, so that helps.
      Yeah, I hear that car calling my name all the time. It is just there in the garage. The engine on the engine stand calls my name sometimes too.

  • @afarro
    @afarro 3 месяца назад +4

    @3:45 nope, the colors don’t really match well imho. Too much contrast. Generally avoid lighter color pants and white shirts with super dark jackets.

  • @Caesaurus
    @Caesaurus 3 месяца назад +2

    I bet most of the dislikes he gets are because of the constant barking. 🤕 Cool advices overall, but damn, easy with the yelling man... And I'm not some fragile snowflake, I watched your videos for a decade now.

  • @buster3577
    @buster3577 3 месяца назад +3

    Stop shouting, you’re making my cocoa curdle and my slippers curl.

  • @TheCebulon
    @TheCebulon 3 месяца назад +2

    Why are you shouting like a fish market salesman ?
    Doesn’t look very confident!
    That is annoying. Can not stand this.
    Your informations are amazing. But you tear them down with your shouting.

  • @Nick.Brough
    @Nick.Brough 4 месяца назад +13

    I use Just For Men Control GX shampoo, I still have greys but they're on my terms. I actually discovered this channel about 5 years ago when searching for grey reducing products!

    • @airadaimagery692
      @airadaimagery692 4 месяца назад +1

      I haven’t found any of that crap to look natural. It turns the grays purple. There is no product that covers some gray and leaves the rest natural. It just doesn’t work that way.

    • @Nick.Brough
      @Nick.Brough 4 месяца назад

      @@airadaimagery692 I can only say that from my experience that’s not the case. It darkens the whites to grey & the greys to brown. I have greys at my temples but the rest look like highlights. No purple except the bathroom tiles before I got my routine sorted!

    • @gummotheclown4388
      @gummotheclown4388 4 месяца назад

      @@airadaimagery692Beat me to it!
      Especially when used on facial hair, it literally looks ‘painted on’.
      Just embrace it.

    • @tycarlson2714
      @tycarlson2714 4 месяца назад

      Absolutely. You get that unnatural beer bottle brown fake look.

    • @gking300
      @gking300 3 месяца назад

      wonder if that shampoo would work for my beard lol

  • @SenorAspie
    @SenorAspie 3 месяца назад +2

    Smoking. Totally agree that it makes you age.
    Dying your hair: DON'T do it! It fades over time and hides your age artificially
    Polo shirts: depends on how old it is or how it looks good on you.
    Working out makes you look better
    Age should never EVER be a factor. So many relationships have huge age gaps: it's heart!
    As for style, whatever makes it work for us.

  • @hectorpayano2870
    @hectorpayano2870 4 месяца назад +24

    Nah bro, the "silver fox" well groomed and tight, ladies love.

    • @wingandhog
      @wingandhog 4 месяца назад

      💯…. Ask me how I know 😂

    • @animalgarden825
      @animalgarden825 4 месяца назад +1

      What kind of ladies?

    • @gummotheclown4388
      @gummotheclown4388 3 месяца назад

      @@animalgarden825’MILFS’ probably. Duh 🙄

  • @user-mh6zq4hk2x
    @user-mh6zq4hk2x 4 месяца назад +2

    You can hit the gym and achieve a amazing physique and you will make any Wardrobe look awesome 👌

  • @icarrymyrevolverinsingleac9564
    @icarrymyrevolverinsingleac9564 4 месяца назад +10

    Some people have grey hair in their early 30’s
    And I ain’t dying ish 😂
    To much effort
    My gray looks good on me. 💪🏾

    • @martinvanburen4578
      @martinvanburen4578 4 месяца назад +3

      a lot of people think they look good, but they don't

    • @icarrymyrevolverinsingleac9564
      @icarrymyrevolverinsingleac9564 4 месяца назад +3

      @@martinvanburen4578 lol
      Somebody’s must’ve bust your bubble one day and humbled you 😂

    • @martinvanburen4578
      @martinvanburen4578 4 месяца назад +1

      @@icarrymyrevolverinsingleac9564 nah, I just see a lot of people with confidence carrying on bad looks 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @icarrymyrevolverinsingleac9564
      @icarrymyrevolverinsingleac9564 4 месяца назад

      @@martinvanburen4578
      lol
      I know what you mean bro. 👍🏾😁

    • @BigBadJerryRogers
      @BigBadJerryRogers 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@martinvanburen4578maybe they don't care about what people like you think, could that be it?

  • @IusedtohaveausernameIliked
    @IusedtohaveausernameIliked 3 месяца назад +2

    Narcissists rarely age well. It's not so much their looks but their attitude.

  • @thereignofthezero225
    @thereignofthezero225 4 месяца назад +7

    How about flip-flops while wearing socks? The idgaf style i rock

  • @ericdupin5405
    @ericdupin5405 3 месяца назад +2

    Just a description of the average American man, no matter his age

  • @mattilatvala4164
    @mattilatvala4164 3 месяца назад +4

    THANKS for the tip: change playback speed! 0,5 is drunk, and fast is a screaming madhouse. 😆🤣🤣

  • @dr.alfredol.didierphd.1158
    @dr.alfredol.didierphd.1158 3 месяца назад +2

    Bad microphone that's why he is yelling 😂😂😂😂

  • @xaviconde
    @xaviconde 3 месяца назад +3

    It regardless of how old makes you look, if you yell this loud on a regular basis it's time you get a hearing aid .

  • @Snkrsleyenda
    @Snkrsleyenda 4 месяца назад +1

    Guys like you will take botox and change color hair and facial not accepting getting old. ... not me I embrace it never coloring I'm happy getting old. No product

  • @Thoushaltplaymore
    @Thoushaltplaymore 3 месяца назад +3

    Getting a little earring like this dude screams old/midlife crisis

  • @Pete_R63
    @Pete_R63 3 месяца назад +2

    As kids, my sister and I once asked my dad why he didn't grow a beard. He said, "I don't want to grow a beard, beards make you look old! I don't want to look old!" and that has stuck with me my entire life. I'm always clean shaven and when I see guys with beards, my brain registers them as older than they are. Often people younger than me will feel to me as if they are older than I am. This guy seems older than me.
    I will say one thing about beards, they are really good for hiding imperfections, if you have a weak chin or don't have a strong steel jawline, or if you have a lot of waddle under your chin or acne scars, you can just cover it all up with a beard and reshape your face. I see it as the man's version of the layers of makeup women plaster on their faces to 'even out' their skin and pretty much completely change what they look like.

  • @darrelldunn4618
    @darrelldunn4618 4 месяца назад +6

    Nobody ever talks about sleeve length on a blazer.

  • @111Jeffrey
    @111Jeffrey 4 месяца назад +1

    This black guy at work looks 10yrs younger without a beard! Gentlemen,Ditch the beard if you want to look younger?😂 But if you want to look old like Alpha m.?Then grow that junkyard dog salt and pepper look and fool yourself into thinking that you look young?🤣🤣🤣

  • @derekray7144
    @derekray7144 4 месяца назад +4

    I clicked the link and did not get the discount code. It didn't work. They got my email and mailing address. Thanks man (sarcism).

  • @pally_wally
    @pally_wally 4 месяца назад +2

    Yelling and talking fast. Take it down a notch Speedy.

  • @paulbrolly5421
    @paulbrolly5421 4 месяца назад +4

    I made the mistake of surviving 49 years, those years made me age. 🙈

  • @TheSledgehammer2024
    @TheSledgehammer2024 3 месяца назад +1

    Having hair loss spots, growing any facial hair, having dark circles/puffy eyes, smoking weed/cigarettes, getting fat, having a sun tan, and not treating your wrinkly skin with anti-aging lotion makes you look old. The clothes are not really the main factor... Believe it or not, laughing and smiling too much makes your skin wrinkled faster... Sleeping on your side will cause laugh lines to appear too... You are better off sleeping on your back (even if it causes snoring). If women take care of themselves and think they are better than men for it, then why not us guys as well?

  • @rzel107
    @rzel107 4 месяца назад +6

    those jeans are hom0 bro

  • @scatman87
    @scatman87 3 месяца назад +2

    why is this guy yelling the entire video. lololol

  • @rickmossop3733
    @rickmossop3733 4 месяца назад +4

    "Loosing" your hair. Haha I guess technically.

  • @therehastobesomethingmoore
    @therehastobesomethingmoore 4 месяца назад +3

    So mostly a collars n co commercial…

  • @joep5146
    @joep5146 4 месяца назад +6

    Nice informercial.