Basically Some Backgrounds
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- Опубликовано: 19 авг 2024
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2:40 They called him Big Hat Logan because he has a big hat.
Deepest Lore.
Plot twist: there's actually a much deeper and more embarrassing reason, he just decide to embrace the name and buy a hat to play it off.
FrostbiteBeast, Are you referencing old man from limit breakers?
Dylan Adelmann No Big Hat Logan is a Dark Souls one character that teaches you most of your sorceries
@@mostdefinitelynotalpharius4803 i know who big hat logan is, ive beaten dark souls 1 2 and 3. But there is a dark souls youtube channel called limit breakers. And he goes on and on about "Deepest lore"
Dylan Adelmann ah I’m sorry I didn’t know
What I thought i was going to watch: A video about backgrounds
What I actually watched: b o x c u l t
Ok the, “I hate myself” joke really got me.
Just Something clever that and the immersive car....
@@erikwilliams1562
I mean at least he knows he's a hack other youtubers would have you believe
they're the literal reincarnation of Lenin while using ads & begging for patreon bucks
@@unatco1148 I have infinitely more respect for an honest, self-aware hack than for a hack in denial.
Hoping to see the next: "basically some more backgrounds" :v
Basically some Additional Backgrounds
when he was talking about the criminal background and loyalty among criminals i’ll like think about was sly cooper and he actually referenced it and that makes me happy. also made me think about the mafia because of a whole family thing and I really want to make a mobster character for D&D
Original background: Its an orphan
@@zEr-ne5ri
Look at real medieval crime organizations specifically the spanish garduña & the Sicilian mafia both were something of a protection racket with religious undertones in game it could be a group of chaotic good heroes who went lawful evil
@Gregor Eisenhorn wow that is Deep.
This, is a box
Dear god
There's more
No...
Rest in peace soldier
It contains the dying wish of every man here
American Boot predicted this religion
Well, it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly
Why is the Internet under a bridge surrounded by candles?! That's not how a fire wall works. Do you want to doom us all?
I made the guildmaster who was giving the party missions the villain basically he sent them to either kill his actually evil competitors or evict monsters who weren't paying rent.
So basically a charlatan honestly a guild of murderhobos is most probably evil.
I like that idea. I want to use it if I ever do a campaigne
The video stopped when he said "Volcarona" and it was scarily perfect
"DnD Kingpin doesn't exist, DnD Kingpin can't hurt you."
DnD Kingpin, crawling out the thumbnail:
@@feanorhighkingofthenoldor6614 not all heroes wear capes
@@feanorhighkingofthenoldor6614 I swear if you Rick Roll me...
Now I have an Idea for a crime boss fat man bad guy. the secret is that he has immense strength that he acquired by reskinning a belt of giant's strength to a part of his ensemble.
@@giraffedragon6110 his guards are elite rangers wearing coats who use auto-crossbows and smoke 24/7
Schpider man
The Outlander: You are the only person that uses his Background Features. You are also the person who feeds the pets of the pet hoarding Druid/Ranger.
Haunted One though
@@thereaIitsybitsyspider Ah yes. The Shonen Anime Protagonist Background.
Ah yes, more Runesmith, perfect
He was not wearing raycon in the sponsor segment. He is a traitor to the earbuds to which he pledged himself.
He put them in is other ears
He was wearing em just not in his ears
He has returned to his true master
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
Yeah he's disappointing the third world children who made those disposable electronics?!
He is a HERETIC
“Hol Horse” HES IN BOIS HE SAID IT
OH MY GOD! Basically Stands confirmed!
Is ThAt A jOjO refereNCE
@@LordShrimpTyberos
Everything is a jojo reference
@@guardsmangaming3775 JoJo began as a reference
@@guardsmangaming3775 If you walk towards someone, its a JoJo reference, if you fucking D I E, it's a jojo reference. Breathing is actually a Jojo reference.
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You know who your character is. But where did they come from? Well that’s an easy question to answer because they came from pages 127-143.
||Cuts to Logan/Runesmith staring at the camera with an awkward smile sitting down at his desk. The shot stays for a few moments before zooming in closer to his face and playing a short clip from a song that says “I hate myself.”||
Really though the first thing you think about after you pick your class is who the heck you’re gonna be playing. And who a person is is defined entirely by what they’ve experienced and to what extent they choose to be affected by those experiences. Someone who spent two weeks out of 16 years watching anime can immediately choose to define themselves by the obsession and dedicate their life to one punch man. And someone who spends five years cultivating wealth can still feel empty and devoid of meaning. Relating more to an urchin than a king. There’s also that one guy who took a 7 hour acid trip ||Cut to Logan/Runesmith on the ground looking high AF|| and achieved buddhahood ||Cut to Logan/Runesmith out in the wilderness stoically standing with a bow strapped to his back and an arrow in his hand.|| and then spent 10 years as a hermit before being eaten by a crocodile.
||A menacing growling sound comes from behind Logan.||
[High Hermit: Quickly turns around in fear and shock]
But no one heard about him and he’s in the past. Just like your background. Let’s do this via the alphabet.
The Acolyte; Someone who knows the ins and outs of all sacred rights, local gods, their elders wahzoo’s, and the will of the powers that be.
||Cut to a Holy Knight, background irrelevant.||
Holy Knight: “This and butt stuff is like 90% of my job.”
Acolytes are the incredibly powerless sidekicks to those who actually wield divine power like y’know clerics and warlocks. They aren’t that but they can be because-because you picked your class already so you probably did both. These guys can come from a wide range of faiths. From the divine and righteous servitude of Moradin to the fiendish fanaticism brought on by the guild master rakdos. Or the gutter sworn knights of box who worship a-a literal cardboard box.
||Cut to Holy Knight walking, stopping just before a sage with a large floppy wizard hat under a large stone bridge looking structure.||
[Sage: Holds out his hand]
Sage: “Hold there traveler. Tell me, what is a box?”
[Holy Knight: Kneels down]
Holy Knight: “A box is that which contains all that is, was, and shall be.”
[Sage: Lifts up the front of his hat]
Sage: “You have done well brother of the box. Proceed and witness the glory.”
[Sage: Gestures to his left.]
[Holy Knight walks to the Sage’s left sectioned off part under the bridge, unable to be seen from where he was.]
Holy Knight: “It’s perfect, it’s more beautiful than anything I could have ever imagined. It’s a box.”
||Cut to a cardboard box surrounded with candles. (He’s right, it’s beautiful beyond comprehension. Logan please remove this section of the video, I had to make a wisdom save to not instantly go insane after seeing pure perfection. One could say I failed the save considering the fact that I’m typing this all out...)||
Faith comes in all shapes and sizes. Having a god to worship is a real stress reliever. But all acolytes get an incredible boon. Help from the boys. As part of a buddy group your homies have your back whenever you visit a temple with shared faith or a shack with other people huddled around a box or an underground ritual ruin. They’re there for you and only you. Your stupid disgusting heretic party members can wait out in the rain while you sing chants in reverence of granny toe fungus. And all these traits that you gather from your time there can be summed up as tunnel vision, a holier than thou attitude, and a vast ignorance of all other types of life’s people lead. That’s actually very true I write that before and then I went back and checked the traits and stuff. Look, I’m uncomfortably right.
The charlatan. The lovable bastard that everyone has bitter memories of. But there’s just something about him that keeps you coming back. This is also known as Stockholm Syndrome. Caused by a nice ass, a chiseled jawline, and a silky smooth voice.
||Cut to Logan in front of a blank wall.||
Dumb Dumb Idiot Runesmith: (He says this in a voice that sounds like a Sesame Street character) “Hi!”
If you’re a charlatan you are a literal ass. A big juicy dump truck that spouts out bullshit and gains everyone’s admiration and kisses. Each one peddles their own falsities that cause the ignorant to blindly hand them cash. Like a devil’s contract or a politician. Just rancid behavior. But they all have fanatics. Some good examples include Lando Calzone, Handsome Jack, Whole Horse, every political leader after a nations third birthday, the Wizard of Oz, and history and fiction is riddled with them. They all get the benefits and burdens a false identity. Similar to how you perceive me as the Runesmith or how George Miller created so many characters he lost track of himself. They also have favorite schemes. Cheating chance, embezzlement, life manipulation, rapid identity shifts, that fun cup game that you can play in alleyways, and telling people that that thing on the shelf is an ancient family heirloom that brings good luck and guidance. When the thing is actually just an elastic sticky hand that costs 1/8th of a cent to manufacture. As they say fool me once shame on you, fool me twice what the fuck that’s so mean what about my feelings y’know, fool me three times and come here you clever dick let me kiss that kiss that handsome mug with a healthy smidge and a homo.
The Criminal. They have the skills that last guy lied about and use them for the same reason. Criminals work entirely for personal gain or the benefit of their faction. Regardless of what regulations are enforced or who gets hurt. They don’t apologize to the fall guy. But for good reason in their own mind. Every waking moment is a test of skill and perception to a criminal. And people who can’t keep up deserve to lose because of it.
||Cut to Unidentified Commoner Logan (UCL) playing a card game on a porch with a currently unseen person.||
UCL: “Do you have any old maids?”
||Cut to a criminal Logan with an eyepatch||
Criminal: “No. Go fish.”
[UCL: Puts down his cards]
Criminal: “I don’t think you understood me, I meant go swim with the fishes.”
UCL: “That’s not how the game-“
[Criminal: Whips out a totally legit gun that isn’t just finger guns and shoots UCL right in the head.]
Criminal: “He should have known my last card was a volcarona. And he paid for his ignorance, as all men should.”
I’d say about 80% of criminals have more honor than your dime-a-dozen lawmaker and each one is likely to have their own laws made by no one but themselves. There aren’t over the counter methods to committing crimes so each one needs a criminal contact. Be it a guild, a reliable bar tender with a keen ear, the boys once they get back in town, or Bentley and Core (Kore?) because I’m a PlayStation two kid.
Core (Kore?) is the bad guy, I meant Torn (Torm? Don’t make fun of me I’ve never played the game he’s talking about. How the hell do I spell these?)
Yeah I kinda realized which is worse there. I hope you enjoyed my cynical look at types of people. I want to do more of these so I’ll stretch these out a bit and it’s fun. Also if you didn’t know I have a solid chunk of new merchandise and a total of 16 homebrew subclasses on my patreon. Go look at it, I’ve been doing a lot of work maybe. Oh yeah dude Stibbles Codex is nearing the end of the editing process and we’re still on track to ship in November. So you can preorder that if you want. And also go take a big old donger you jib clocker this is my channel and I’ll post what I want and you can’t tell me what to do because I’m having fun making it. Get kill hauled by a kielbasa before I crack a cold one over your glabella. Okay for real now get lost I love you.
||Cut to dead UCL.||
UCL: “...”
[UCL: Slowly Rises]
UCL: “My natural state.”
When did you hack into his script, nice
I don’t understand why you did this, but thanks for doing it anyway!
I love this and what is wrong with you?
You're a legend.
Why
So if a dwarf becomes a warlock, is his patron A Great Cold One? 🍺
Drink up!
Dwarf Fortress
Last one to finish is a pointy-eared Leaf Lover🍺
Can we all appreciate that he went to a tunnel to put a box inside a circle of candles
Every single Background's special ability basically boils down to: You get free accommodations in this ONE specific scenario.
That “I hate myself” soundbite is fantastic.
2:40 Big hat logan, greatest wizard of dank souls I know
Acolyte seems like a good option for players who escaped evil families who don't take kindly to traitors seeing any betrayal of the family as punishable by death a witness protection program for evil aligned groups like the Yuan-Ti, Vryloka, Tieflings & Drows
Is it just me or have the JoJo refrences been coming more and more often as time goes on
Edit: Can't say I mind tho
niceee
Because jojo is taking over Za Worldo!
It's fun when it isn't shoved in your face that's why this hol horse one was pretty funny
3:36 Oh I remember her. She's from the Warlock Patron video!
Lol yh I was like I know I heard him say that before
@marcus velasquez I mean, he did allude to Filthy Frank this video. maybe we're getting some of that sweet, sweet lore.
"He should have known my last card was a Volcarona."
It's just nonsense but I love it.😂
Lol who needs to make your own backstory when you can use Audible and take backstories from there
You must have a lot of brain wrinkles
I had a background for my tiefling rouge back in an old DnD campaign a while ago, and even made a small little quest out of it. Here's what I can summerize as best as I can.
So my tiefling rogue was born and grew within a rich family that owned a large winery, one of the best vineyards in the country. Through his life he enjoyed the finer things but as time went on, life with nobles and living the rich life gotten boring very quickly. He got into thieving when he once visited one of many nobles via taking a priceless faberge egg, the noble had hundreds of them so they wouldn't notice if one went missing. The excitement of it all got to him and eventually it grew onto him, starting off with some minor pickpocketing during parties and street gatherings, to sneaking inside houses and taking whatever that interested him.
He didn't care about the value or worth of the item, but more for the thrill and enjoyment and would sooner or later return the stolen items by placing them back somewhere in the owners household or shop as though they misplaced it. Eventually though his father would catch word of his exploits and one day he came up to him and gave my character a choice; either to stay only for the local authority to be called, or be given one night to say his goodbyes and leave. Obviously my character chose the latter.
It wasn't until during the campaign me and my friends needed some funds and I hatched the idea for a heist of my own father's vineyard. We go in, steal enough gold and then some for our adventures, and head out. It was pretty difficult, almost died from traps and high security, but we made it out with a good sum of gold and to make it all the more sweeter we even managed to pin it all against a rival vineyard.
That knight tho. "This and butt stuff is most of my job."
I'm glad granny toefungus has finally made a return to this channel
"So are you a Republican, a Democrat, or what?"
"I'm subscribed to Runesmith"
"Oh, gotcha"
Runesmith for president?
I can't believe you bought a car and drove it over the bridge while also sitting under said bridge at the same time just to make a short skit more immersive. Such dedication.
Also yes: Pls more.
I literally was looking for a background but basically I took very very long because character creation is the hardest but in the end I picked soldier.
Then next morning Runesmith uploaded a video, wow Logan thanks for the help.
(also yey finally a backgrounds video :D, if you mind do cover some of your favourite homebrew backgrounds because they're fun maybe and I don't wanna scroll down the homebrew tab too much)
One thing I find odd about backgrounds is that they, in some cases, have this disconnect between the character's default starting level and the background's context.
Your character could be a soldier in a war, a guild artisan, a folk hero, a gladiator, a knight, an urban bounty hunter, or a sage (whose description says "Your efforts have made you a master in your fields of study") but still only be Level 1. I guess these backgrounds are for higher level characters, and I guess for some backgrounds like the Sage or Acolyte, you're putting principles and ideas into hands-on practice in the field, but if you're a knight , an investigator, a mercenary VETERAN, or a gladiator, how exactly are you Level 1? How are you a knight but barely more powerful than a goblin or a common bandit?
I suppose it depends on the age of your character, their race, their skill, your backstory to the character that frames that background in your own character's context , and what level your DM decides you start at, if any backgrounds are off limits to new character, and how your DM utilises your backgrounds during play (since Wizard's published adventures rarely utilise your backgrounds). But I think some of the default backgrounds have enough subtext or context in them to have this disconnect between the background and the fact that you're only Level 1; you can be a respected artisan, a member of the guard, a gladiator, a knight, an urban bounty hunter but in the greater game context of levels, you're just small change.
It reminds me of when people make giant epic backstories for their characters and they're only Level 1 - if that's how you work and write characters, that's absolutely fine but I feel as players we're supposed to be creating that backstory together as a group, letting everyone build their character in a shared storytelling experience.
The baseline in 5e seems to be that a person with one class level is decently experienced already.
The effort you put to not say "book" in the sponsor part it's outstanding
what I'm always inclined to do:
take Far Traveler for the Insight and Perception proficiencies and also so I have an excuse for not really roleplaying and/or having no backstory
Runesmith posting MTG and JoJo gives me life.
"wood full of words" is a nice work around for audible not letting you say "book"
In 1984, Michael Jackson signed a contract with Pepsi that produced many commercials and world tours through 1993.
I don't remember this from the book.
Still think it's a shame you sold your navy
Thanks PepsiFacts
I was waiting for a patreon joke when talking about the charlatans favourite scheme.
Hello fellow workers give me money for talking in front of a camera 🤡🌍
I hope we get a sequel on April fools that’s just a slideshow of windows backgrounds
Dude, that gunshot scared the shit outta me ;;
Deserved it honestly. Fucker didn't respect the Volcarona.
“Caused by a.... silky smooth voice.” Please be Larry please be Larry. “HAAAAAI” The lord is real.
Hey, who or what taught runesmith how to "human"? Dont get me wrong, he seems to have D&D under his belt but the broom sequence makes me wonder...
Your basically series is stupendous! I've watched every episode at least 30 times and I still cackle like a madman at them. Please keep being your awesome self
2:40
Hey, it’s Big Hat Logan!
I love how Runesmith is always being super helpful for the game and explaining this but at the same time is being the greatest philosopher of our time. Keep up the good work man.
4:09 So you were Paul from the Jimmy Neutron ending all along
here I am consuming dnd stuff at 2 am and I'm presented with this beautiful video. thank you Logan, always a pleasure.
Ah wonderful. Another Runesmith video to watch over and over again.
Love this channel
This was pretty good, can't wait til part 2
1:48 Dat smooth transition tho
I kind of like Acolyte cause it's a cool way to flavor most of the classes that aren't already inherently religious, for example, a Bard Acolyte is basically a Choir boy
I know you were having a hard time and burning out recently, but this was a really great video! It feels like you've found a way to be excited about your work again - it just seemed like you were having fun and experimenting. Keep it up, Logan. I'm excited to see what comes next, wherever it may lead.
The title: "Basically Some Backgrounds"
My dumbass: "Ah so this will go over all the backgrounds in 8 minutes"
4:10 this is why I love runesmith. The humor is creative and silly
I love the fact that he said Hol Horse is a charlatan, weirdly true.
*takes 4 hits of acid*
2 hours later: I HAVE AN AMAZING CHARACTER IDEA
Dude! We want MORE of these! MORE! MORE!!! (Pssst! They're funny and good. You did the thing good.)
... The more I see non-animated runesmith segments, the more positive I become that 1. He will one day, if not already, migrate to Florida, and 2. There is SO MUCH METH involved in the filming of these segments.
Just started up a D&D group and they think that a background is there backstory and don't want a background from the book and want to use there backstory as their background. Thank you for making this video
You could give a character a basic background and make your first session the backstory
Ah, I see Logan is playing a stable hand who later chose to become a fighter, while still wielding his dead father's broom.
The Fisher Background from Ghosts of Saltmarsh is objectively the best background and you can't convince me otherwise.
Fish puns making, finger of death casting, one eyed gambler with a soothing voice is definitely an NPC i'm gonna use.
There is a group of D&D RUclipsrs I stay subscribed to on the off-chance that one of their videos will be interesting or informative every once in a while, and those good videos do come sometimes. Sometimes, I see video from this group of people and choose to ignore it or delay watching it, and when I do that, I occasionally look at the poster and see your name/pic, and add it to my queue immediately.
You have never posted an uninteresting video in all the time I've been watching.
Hey idk if you get this too much or if it’s annoying but thank you, genuinely for making these in depth videos. It helps my players SO much and it helps us create a story that we all love. Thank you so much.
3:16 making the other PCs feel bad about their life, is my life...feels good.
I enjoy the work you put into these videos. Not just the slick editing, but the physical parts. It speaks to me of a certain passion and willingness to put yourself, literally, into your video. Thank you for your hard work.
1:41 way to call out my circle of spores Druid
Oh man this is a great series please please please do all of them. I think the best part is that by hearing a few of these my players would probably be more encouraged to make a custom one or at least play one of the pre-mades better.
Did you REALLY just SWIP *DIRT* IN your back fracking yard?
you just *Cleaned* Dirt, in "Your" back yard?
*******LMAO!!!!!********
Yo. Hope ya’ll are holding up and doin well.
Im not but thank you
@@liamhunt1373 I don't think anybody is holding up well...
@@troublewakingup
Yeah COVID shit screwed everyone over
Hey, it's me, the guy that points out and praises all sly cooper references youtubers make. 6:51 ;)
I love that he chose the anime masterpiece that is Cory desu to show on the tv
This is awesome. It also made me realise that the guy in my group with the acolyte background is playing exactly this so much and I had thought it just meant like... cloistered and scholarly.
The "I Hate Myself"clip was peak 😂
"Like a devils contract...or a politituan"
Devils aren't THAT evil, you know?
Politicians are Hags & Demons
4:10 oh no! He can not be back
Charlatan reminded me of my warlock. He used to be a charlatan who pretended to be a great and mighty sorcerer... only to eventually have an actual crisis come up while he was fooling everyone and he got forced into an adventure, where he then met his patron and actually gained magic. He still specialized in trickery and illusions afterwards though.
Dude charlatan reminds me of me i don't know if that's a good thing
These types of videos are always enjoyable. I cant wait to see more.
Reee a car passed in the video and I cant handle anything short of perfect audio recording spoken in a hermetically sealed room.
My life is over!!!
Ngl, as a big ol' infrastructure nerd, I 100% thought the joke at 3:00 was going to be there was no box, but it was a *box* culvert. And we must find the boxes in our lives, even if we must think outside them to do so. XD
The nods to Jak and Daxter 2-3 and Sly Cooper was pretty good.
I scrolled so far through the comments to find another RUclipsr of culture
Showing "Cory in the House" on the TV while talking about anime, Logan you will be in my prayers.
Great skits! I love how into character you get and you don’t corpse it during the scene.
When you’re background is candle maker
Gern Blansten
That would fall under the Guild Artisan background in the handbook
Plus side: you can always have light sources for cheap, because you make them.
But seriously, Shoe Cobbler is where it's at, dog.
Starts a thiefs guild & monopolizes on candle making its all clean money honest
@@raulmenendez2312 Reminds me of the Terry Pratchett book "Feet of Clay"
Where a candle maker bought a special golem to help him do his work.
In the end the Golem did his work way to good and the candle maker could not sell the candels fast enough so he had to lower the price so much it barly had any worth at all.
4:09 a silky smooth voice
Hey Runesmith, just wanted to join in with the other people here. I love this type of content, just the jokey readings and explanations. I genuinely hope for more of this and I hope you have a lovely day.
3:09 but the greatest kind of faith is a rectangular prism.
PLOT TWIST: It's actually not only him talking to himself in those skits but he has a twin brother
"passing car.... just roll with it" but if I did, I would probably not be able to watch the video. Because I'd have been rolled somewhere else.
4:36 The Entire Horse?
Your Handsome Jack joke had me cracking up for a while 😂
Hol Horse should be an Eldritch Knight but he kinda multiclass into Gunslinger because he can summon his gun. And Arcane Archer because he can curve the bullets kinda.
Hol Horse is a hol fighter
Ah yes, volcorona, the perfect card to throw off your enemy right behind aggron
Ah yes,backgrounds. The thing I Care about the most and nobody else I've played with even bothers to tell me what their's is
Ah yes, my favorite charlatan
Entire equine
Complete colt
Horse made of holes
And then Tasha's comes along and goes "Just make whatever lol"
The passing car is immersive. I will roll with it.
We now need a kuo toa tribe that worships a box and have it become an actual god
Warlock who was worshipped by Kuo toa, developed multiple personality disorder, now they have a normal person and a god living inside of them. They become their own patron.
I'd love to see more of these.
Fun fact: all these options can be combined. And then you're basically playing a US politician
Okay but the Box cult is actually fucking brilliant