[ASMR] Security Guard Pat-Down Examination (You're a Celebrity)

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    [ASMR] VIP Lounge Security Pat-Down Examination (You're a Celebrity)

Комментарии • 232

  • @rex4021
    @rex4021 Год назад +1318

    Hey Fred I have a video suggestion for you : Rude English Gentleman teaches you how to become a gentleman

  • @UltraSonic737
    @UltraSonic737 Год назад +166

    "Hello there. That means stop."
    Whenever Fred says those first two words, I always stop what I'm doing and enjoy the moment. 😴

    • @jmcruz7544
      @jmcruz7544 Год назад +2

      Fred sound like he eat raisins

  • @Theben-ot8pu
    @Theben-ot8pu Год назад +490

    When he realized who we are, he swiftly changed professions from security guard to professional jewelry cleaner

    • @ps4nowwoot972
      @ps4nowwoot972 Год назад +46

      From progressional guard to professional butt scratcher

    • @sakikhakihaki1267
      @sakikhakihaki1267 Год назад +10

      I smiled all through his cleaner act.

  • @8BitGhost
    @8BitGhost Год назад +64

    I genuinely love these Celebrity ones. Makes me feel more important

  • @lukeslade7201
    @lukeslade7201 Год назад +39

    as a manager at a bar this is a very accurate representation of our head door man, spot on Fred. Played the role very well

  • @random22ful
    @random22ful Год назад +21

    Always love the "security guard" series. I like to think it's always the same security guard just getting fired/hired at different places.

  • @jeremykeyes2018
    @jeremykeyes2018 Год назад +121

    I’ve never laughed as hard watching ASMR as Fred at 13:55 asking the guy about his watch then calling him a smartass 🤣🤣🤣

    • @T0KY0GH0S7
      @T0KY0GH0S7 Год назад +4

      I’ve never heard this man swear 😂

    • @jeremykeyes2018
      @jeremykeyes2018 Год назад +2

      @@T0KY0GH0S7 I know I had him on in the background and that caught my attention to the point I rewound it to see it again. It definitely gave me a solid laugh I wasn’t expecting 🤣

  • @wannabetrucker7475
    @wannabetrucker7475 Год назад +33

    😂, i was a security guard at one point in time and knew people like this .... good stuff.

  • @mantifex200
    @mantifex200 Год назад +9

    13:45 Just gets me all the time. That goddamn "Smartass", i can´t help but laugh every time.

  • @jhinwick8222
    @jhinwick8222 Год назад +15

    "Do you have three arms?"
    "...Possibly..."

  • @zanehayes4380
    @zanehayes4380 Год назад +63

    “I should’ve recognized the steely eyed gaze of a fellow brother in arms.”
    Fred, I have been hoping for a new Security Guard video and my prayers have been answered! I too am a security guard, and I regularly quote your line “jimmy jimmy hear me jimmy, We have a live one here.” On the job. And I have lernt many tricks from your videos pertaining to deescalation of a hostile situation. “The voice is the only weapon, that doesn’t need a holster.”

  • @torandi
    @torandi Год назад +27

    I love the absolute 180 after he finds out who "we" are.

  • @chinmustache6420
    @chinmustache6420 Год назад +30

    As a security guard, I can confirm this is exactly what happens

  • @eerie_embroidery
    @eerie_embroidery Год назад +9

    You know, I'm starting to think that I actually am lord Farquaad, walking about, incognito, pissing these guys off on purpose.

  • @Hectorlph
    @Hectorlph Год назад +30

    There are few things as relaxing as getting roasted by Fred. Also love the radio talk.

  • @cherryworms
    @cherryworms Год назад +10

    That radio talk, so relaxing!

  • @A.V.Schweichler
    @A.V.Schweichler Год назад +239

    Fred grants us again with many triggers some consider to be unnatural 💤

    • @m0-m0597
      @m0-m0597 Год назад +1

      I like that the lights he set up fit the background so well

  • @cftyftyufyfuyfty
    @cftyftyufyfuyfty Год назад +4

    The transition of a blink instead of a hard cut is very nice, i liked that a lot

  • @SeyaDiakite7
    @SeyaDiakite7 Год назад +172

    I feel so safe with that specific body guard. Thanks Fred. I’m paying you 10000$ per hour.

    • @jmcruz7544
      @jmcruz7544 Год назад +1

      Sound like cheap bread

  • @CJRaelion
    @CJRaelion Год назад +39

    I am truly early today. You are reliable, Fred, which I appreciate. I am certainly glad your channel exists, bringing me relaxation and better sleep many nights, almost all, of the week! To everyone now: enjoy this wonderful video, may calmness come over you and sleep befall thee!
    Cheerio 👍🏼✌🏼

  • @sandraschonwei4269
    @sandraschonwei4269 Год назад +15

    Omg such cool and relaxing Roleplay Fred!😊

  • @ADMASMR
    @ADMASMR Год назад +16

    Fred really knows how to make me feel famous, nothing like good old pat down to send you to sleep😂, love the creative roleplays keep them coming ❤

  • @thelichking8487
    @thelichking8487 10 месяцев назад +1

    “Any reason why you have an extra watch here?” “To tell the time, ok smartass.” I couldn’t hold back the laugh

  • @asherthebean
    @asherthebean Год назад +6

    Waiting for the Lord Farquaad roleplay perhaps meeting him at this club???

  • @ethandoyle4522
    @ethandoyle4522 Год назад +3

    These videos are so good, I love the security guard character

  • @cynicalsinner7656
    @cynicalsinner7656 Год назад +27

    Id genuinely be shaking if he had to be the security to stop me😂

  • @zuziasmr
    @zuziasmr Год назад +3

    Your voice is always so soothing, cannot wait to relax tonight watching your video!

  • @safetynet11
    @safetynet11 Год назад +1

    It’s funny how ASMR taste rotates over time. This vid has become my go-to lately. Thanks for the good work, Fred.

  • @buggafutz27
    @buggafutz27 Год назад +8

    I want an ASMR video in which Fred works on his charisma in a mirror, a la the Sims. But he's incredibly rude, even to himself.

  • @OllieFrancoAsmr
    @OllieFrancoAsmr Год назад +5

    Thanks for the video! Perfect for nap time😴😴

  • @MrRiddler6
    @MrRiddler6 Год назад +3

    Me and Lord Farquaad are on first name basis. he knows me as the Muffin Man. but you are security, you wouldn't understand.

  • @HElSENBERG308
    @HElSENBERG308 Год назад +5

    As someone who's cooking 99.1% crystal methamphetamine, being a cepebrity does not sound good

  • @aquaria1324
    @aquaria1324 Год назад +3

    I'm sorry did I just hear "lord farquaad" or am i just sleep deprived?

  • @Jeremiah503
    @Jeremiah503 Год назад +7

    “Oh I’m sorry sir. ‘No one will be seated after the doors are closed.’ It helps maintain the illusion. “

  • @joshuatealeaves
    @joshuatealeaves Год назад +7

    Imagining someone being pat down for 40 mins is hilarious

  • @JustWaterPipes_
    @JustWaterPipes_ Год назад +3

    It’s 3:38 AM thanks for something to sleep to. When I wake in the day Im gonna door dash myself something delicious. Appreciate the fresh video

  • @Sonderax
    @Sonderax Год назад +8

    Fred: You're lost. Go back the way you came.
    Me: i pay your wage, im not lost.

    • @m0-m0597
      @m0-m0597 Год назад

      congrats, you paid him to being kept out and deservedly so

  • @Sandra-RC9Gx7
    @Sandra-RC9Gx7 Год назад +8

    Hello there, means stop! Only you Fred.🤭 Ok. I'm ready for the rude insults. Let them fly. That radio talk is superb. Who doesn't start to relax when you hear his voice sounding like that? I almost expect a voice to answer him back one of these days.🙊 A big switcheroo. I like how it all turned out. Thanks Fred. Another great adventure with security.😄

  • @alfielegend3436
    @alfielegend3436 Год назад +3

    Litterly so relaxing I fell asleep in like 2 mins

  • @joannafell95
    @joannafell95 Год назад +4

    Firstly new QUOTE FOUND-!!!!!!! “Everybody has a mobile telephone!” Also this is amazing and random + we need a lord Farquad ASMR I wanna square up with him

  • @vanhelsing9245
    @vanhelsing9245 Год назад +2

    33:17 that's when you knew that the security guard messed up badly

  • @kenjilb9431
    @kenjilb9431 Год назад +1

    fred's roleplay videos are always fantastic

  • @Ag3nt-MC
    @Ag3nt-MC Год назад +2

    Yes! More security guard! These are my favorites?

  • @cordeliaandice4370
    @cordeliaandice4370 Год назад +1

    Hahaha, I can't believe lord farquad invited me to this VIP lounge! 🤣

  • @wallethe1614
    @wallethe1614 Год назад +2

    We need one where its the reverse and the security guard mistakes a lower class person as an upper class one and has to kick them out

  • @Yuryi_L
    @Yuryi_L Год назад +4

    Фред охраняет наш покой и спокойствие! Теперь я уверен в завтрашнем дне 👏🙏 Спасибо тебе за новый контент 👍! 🌅

  • @Dark1ncision
    @Dark1ncision Год назад +1

    14:49
    Im sorry
    What?????
    😂😂😂😂😂
    My brain made that dirty

  • @flesheater6676
    @flesheater6676 Год назад +2

    I love Fred's videos. He's awesome!!!

  • @viktor__780
    @viktor__780 Год назад +3

    Freds Security Service : Protecting you even in your sleep

  • @cjleehaze
    @cjleehaze Год назад +6

    Oh my god I get stopped by this guy everywhere I go

  • @Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan
    @Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan Год назад +3

    It seriously took 40 minutes

  • @sakikhakihaki1267
    @sakikhakihaki1267 Год назад +1

    "I might give 'em their keys back." "I'm afraid there's good news" 😆 What a jolly and friendly security guard

  • @mysticalmidnightmoon
    @mysticalmidnightmoon Год назад +2

    unpopular opinion...i miss kind FREDSVOICE....his 2+hour doctor sleep has been my go to..his kind train video was also wonderful..as funny as the sarcasm can be if i wanted someone to be rude id just go to work and deal with the public..lol

  • @nonamemaxfun2005
    @nonamemaxfun2005 Год назад +3

    Wow I didn't notice that you have collapse with other ASMR RUclipsrs.
    That was most good unexpected thing in this day!

  • @kamel5518
    @kamel5518 Год назад +1

    My second favourite character after Joker finally returned 🤩

  • @bigpapan.g3245
    @bigpapan.g3245 Год назад +3

    Video Recommendation
    *Alfred Patches you up [You are BATMAN]*

  • @kilo3989
    @kilo3989 Год назад +5

    You don't understand, sir! This is my navy suit, for war!

  • @Moto-Sakura._666
    @Moto-Sakura._666 Год назад +2

    you are the best fred don't give up

  • @1986kojikoji
    @1986kojikoji Год назад +1

    stopped by security for 40 plus minutes is insane.

  • @kerrylou3957
    @kerrylou3957 Год назад +1

    Outstanding as always, thanks Fred 👏👏

  • @CAUSEROW
    @CAUSEROW Год назад

    I really like the whoa, whoa, whoa, intro of the security series 👍

  • @NXT_S4L4M4
    @NXT_S4L4M4 Год назад +2

    Next on Fred's voice ASMR: Mando redeems himself for his transgressions for 45 min

  • @highestpeak9244
    @highestpeak9244 Год назад +1

    good content the comedy gets me everytime

  • @JimbroASMR
    @JimbroASMR Год назад

    The Star Wars flash light makes this video for me 😂

  • @Ecj8989
    @Ecj8989 Год назад

    Never thought I’d see a Viking become a security guard 😮

  • @Auscilius
    @Auscilius Год назад

    YES! I love the security guard ropelays😂

  • @stuartpierce3691
    @stuartpierce3691 Год назад

    This one is so hilarious. One of my favorites.

  • @lordpyronowtubby6141
    @lordpyronowtubby6141 Год назад +2

    Scripinulous fingore

  • @nigelfoster1246
    @nigelfoster1246 Год назад +1

    I couldn't sleep, cause I was laughing so much 🤣

  • @jessicapinkham8286
    @jessicapinkham8286 Год назад +1

    15:56

  • @Caisadilla
    @Caisadilla Год назад +5

    13:55 had me laughing half asleep lol!

  • @Sharon-st9st
    @Sharon-st9st Год назад +1

    Great video!!

  • @ianperez9608
    @ianperez9608 Год назад +3

    Please do a captain price from MW cosplay you actually look like him.

  • @Doshurutaicho9
    @Doshurutaicho9 Год назад +2

    Sending us to Wetherspoons 😂😂😂

  • @rosskelly3244
    @rosskelly3244 Год назад +2

    Great video once again Fred 💯👍👍

  • @TheBraddy2610
    @TheBraddy2610 Год назад +5

    "Sorry, was just looking for the wetherspoons toilet" If you know, you know.

  • @bladestorm2237
    @bladestorm2237 Год назад

    i may or may not own the exact same vest as freds voice

  • @StrangeDayz2024
    @StrangeDayz2024 Год назад +1

    This video just popped up while I'm working the airport working security, wearing almost the same stuff fred is

  • @Adrian-kz9zv
    @Adrian-kz9zv Год назад

    What a nice story twist

  • @vebeecorupt157
    @vebeecorupt157 Год назад

    Being a SG can be scary and creey heard lots of horror stories

  • @someguyorfemaleontheintern5837

    This is just Fred flexing how many watches he has

  • @artgirl96
    @artgirl96 Год назад +1

    Great work Fred 🥰

  • @SBlackberry
    @SBlackberry Год назад +1

    hi fred, nice asmr video

  • @yourdailydoseofsalt9021
    @yourdailydoseofsalt9021 Год назад

    "Hello there" 👐 "That means stop." 👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @yungrecklessgang5624
    @yungrecklessgang5624 Год назад

    “Hello there” that means stop 😂

  • @fhwkeifuenw
    @fhwkeifuenw Год назад

    man, that security firm really is everywhere

  • @riccardocattini5035
    @riccardocattini5035 Год назад

    Only for me his voice remember capt. Price from cod?

  • @dannydan352
    @dannydan352 Год назад +3

    14:16 Pfffff

  • @unknxwn-_-676
    @unknxwn-_-676 Год назад

    There hasn’t even been one video that I haven’t seen anyone calling him Thor 😂

  • @arikthompson5495
    @arikthompson5495 Год назад

    You have a very real gift

  • @UltimateGamingFTW
    @UltimateGamingFTW Год назад

    Yo I just realized you kinda look like captain price, the face and all that with the vest etc 😂🔥🐐

  • @bim8498
    @bim8498 Год назад

    Fred's got those strangely cute Captain Price eyes in this one.

  • @chingading957
    @chingading957 Год назад

    really great video

  • @Britannic_Play
    @Britannic_Play 28 дней назад +1

    Your voice like Glamrock Freddys voice😮

  • @vadextreme
    @vadextreme Год назад +3

    THOR IS THAT YOU?

    • @vadextreme
      @vadextreme Год назад

      @DM__FredsVoiceGAW gimme my prize, what do you want. I could give you my ip address or all my credit card info. I have like 10k in my credit card

  • @joeyfm1246
    @joeyfm1246 6 месяцев назад

    Hey fred i have a suggestion do a security video at nasa headquarters

  • @user-uo4nk4hi7c
    @user-uo4nk4hi7c Год назад

    thank you asmr。

  • @angeljuarez8773
    @angeljuarez8773 Год назад

    *in his head*I'm so fired

  • @TranquillShot
    @TranquillShot Год назад

    Lord Farquaad night!!!?? :O
    I need in!!

  • @its_a_pixel
    @its_a_pixel Год назад

    "Friendly" Assistant makes you a Schedule (you're the Prime Minister)