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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home The performers suggest Unlikely things for Andy Murray to think in Scenes We'd Like to See.
    Comedy show combining the best elements of panel show, stand-up and improvised games with two teams of comedians taking a satirical swipe at the news and world events.
    Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week.
    Mock The Week | Series 12 Episode 9 | BBC
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  • @thomasinlockwood_
    @thomasinlockwood_ 8 лет назад +1201

    The way Dara O'Briain says, "He is in the room!" Just gets me every time

    • @crazyman8472
      @crazyman8472 2 года назад +17

      And then Milton goes right back to his same routine. 😜

  • @GrumpyBritishJedi
    @GrumpyBritishJedi 8 лет назад +2680

    That silence as Ed Byrne nods... Priceless.

    • @moregasmthepowerful2959
      @moregasmthepowerful2959 8 лет назад +152

      "Oh, that's not goin' in"

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 7 лет назад +89

      I don't know how they didn't laugh straight away. I would have. Sometimes a delayed reaction to a joke makes it funnier.

    • @AshishGupta-ql9lq
      @AshishGupta-ql9lq 6 лет назад +5

      What did Ed said in the end?

    • @AshishGupta-ql9lq
      @AshishGupta-ql9lq 6 лет назад +4

      D L smith thanks

    • @xXifusion
      @xXifusion 6 лет назад +11

      Jamie S He's talking about Venus and Serina Williams, two female tennis players

  • @India.H
    @India.H 4 года назад +596

    The best part of Milton's impressions is that he *knows* they're terrible and he does them anyway 😂

  • @TheAlllseeeingFish
    @TheAlllseeeingFish 9 лет назад +4738

    Ed Byrne wiping the floor with everybody there...

    • @griffinwalker8973
      @griffinwalker8973 9 лет назад +325

      ***** "Venus has the Arse, Serena's got the tits." FUCKING PERFECT!

    • @griffinwalker8973
      @griffinwalker8973 8 лет назад +8

      ***** When you first said that, I thought you meant Andy Murray. But yeah, I agree with you.

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 6 лет назад +2

      True although Andy's
      Oi Tim was good

    • @IAmJonnariffic
      @IAmJonnariffic 6 лет назад +45

      I find them all hilarious to be honest, but Ed’s were particularly good!

    • @thejdsgames1552
      @thejdsgames1552 6 лет назад +2

      agreed

  • @Vendrix86
    @Vendrix86 7 лет назад +1746

    "I wonder if Kim really likes tennis"....wow that's pretty savage.

    • @footballnerd277
      @footballnerd277 5 лет назад +51

      Could have been worse "I wonder if Kim really likes me"

    • @louisgardner5580
      @louisgardner5580 5 лет назад +32

      @@footballnerd277 no coz what is implied in the first one is that Kim is only with him coz he's a famous tennis player.

    • @matthewmorley261
      @matthewmorley261 5 лет назад +5

      ££££££££££

    • @thehoneyeffect
      @thehoneyeffect 4 года назад +4

      She likes the cash though

    • @vasishtvasudevan4059
      @vasishtvasudevan4059 4 года назад +3

      Well, her dad has coached other top tennis players

  • @ianwilson2007
    @ianwilson2007 5 лет назад +183

    Ed Byrne's joke about Kim is one of the best things ever said on this show.

  • @TheLastHurdle123
    @TheLastHurdle123 10 лет назад +128

    Great to see Kim and Andy have a good sense of humour.This is by far the best scenes we'd like to see ever

  • @winoguitaro
    @winoguitaro 10 лет назад +447

    "He's in the room!"

  • @itayrosenbaum936
    @itayrosenbaum936 8 лет назад +4109

    I wonder if my mom's watching today.. Of course she is. She's always watching.

    • @TyRex93
      @TyRex93 7 лет назад +50

      George Owen usually love Milton jones myself but in this one both his jokes were so bad

    • @ghost7919
      @ghost7919 5 лет назад +17

      Cheers mate missed that one

    • @siddhantshah6013
      @siddhantshah6013 5 лет назад +17

      His wife laughed a little too hard at that one

    • @DaSkonk
      @DaSkonk 5 лет назад +2

      @@siddhantshah6013 Yes indeed, you could see she definitely related to that; rather a lot!

    • @TS-hr7nv
      @TS-hr7nv 5 лет назад +5

      *mum

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant5391 7 лет назад +244

    "Whyyyy do I spend my life...trying to hit a fuzzy green apple...with a snowshooooe?"

    • @surfsidezawaz
      @surfsidezawaz 3 года назад +5

      I literally just scrolled to this comment as it was said

    • @jordanpatience9249
      @jordanpatience9249 4 месяца назад +1

      Literally the best description of tennis ever

  • @zorokism
    @zorokism 9 лет назад +794

    Ed byrne and dara o'brian have such great chemistry, love it when he's on

    • @TheFlinty09
      @TheFlinty09 9 лет назад +6

      Fully agree.

    • @TheFlinty09
      @TheFlinty09 9 лет назад +26

      I think so mate.They went to school together and grew up in the same part of Ireland as far as i know.

    • @Iammyownaliby
      @Iammyownaliby 9 лет назад +40

      TheFlinty09 Pretty sure Ed Byrne was Dara's best man at his wedding.

    • @musefan12345
      @musefan12345 6 лет назад +28

      yeah they are good mates. byrne is from swords, just north of dublin and o’brian is from wicklow, about half an hour south of dublin. so i dont think they grew up together. however they both did best man for each other at their weddings. id say the speeches were hilarious.

    • @finnkdy
      @finnkdy 5 лет назад

      Assinine arsehicks.BBC comedy goes straight to ITV.

  • @Matt-cz6ti
    @Matt-cz6ti 10 лет назад +114

    I love Dara's scandalised "He is in the room!"

  • @LCPD9111
    @LCPD9111 9 лет назад +4393

    My god I wish Frankish Boyle was still at mock the week. I remember his joke about Andy Murray when he said "Viagra are a proud sponsors of Andy Murray. For people who can only ever achieve a semi" lmao

    • @tartanguy8714
      @tartanguy8714 9 лет назад +40

      Think that joke is now invalid since he has a super hot (now) wife...doubt he's only getting a semi

    • @LCPD9111
      @LCPD9111 9 лет назад +16

      Tartan Guy obviously this joke was said years ago

    • @LCPD9111
      @LCPD9111 9 лет назад +1

      *****Wow. Did it take you two whole days to come up with that?

    • @griffinwalker8973
      @griffinwalker8973 9 лет назад +2

      LCPD9111 No, it obviously took him about 6 months to come up with it.

    • @discochannel3581
      @discochannel3581 8 лет назад +108

      I think they they were talking about the fact that he could only ever reach a semi final. Not his dating life.

  • @AllOutAttack
    @AllOutAttack 7 лет назад +2757

    First time Andy Murray as ever cracked a smile

    • @Jack-Oates
      @Jack-Oates 5 лет назад +42

      I used to think Scotih people smiling was an urban legend.

    • @dickvandyke1209
      @dickvandyke1209 5 лет назад +16

      It looked painful.

    • @phillips7132
      @phillips7132 5 лет назад +24

      He always smiles he’s very funny

    • @fyshfysh
      @fyshfysh 5 лет назад +18

      he doesn't smile for morons, maybe why you've never seen it

    • @leemcqueen500
      @leemcqueen500 5 лет назад +2

      @@Jack-Oates Is that supposed to be English?

  • @Keziathan
    @Keziathan 10 лет назад +341

    Hugh's and Ed's jokes were absolutely golden.

  • @Dynexsil
    @Dynexsil 8 лет назад +112

    That first shot of andy's face just reads ".....oh fuck...." XD

  • @vbgggfff
    @vbgggfff 8 лет назад +360

    0:57 They are so fucking adorable here, I can't even think of thinking anything bad about Murray after seeing the two of them here.

  • @ardent-ace27
    @ardent-ace27 8 лет назад +325

    ed and milton are fucking legends

  • @Queenofdeathandevil9
    @Queenofdeathandevil9 10 лет назад +470

    You have to love Ed Byrne!

  • @EoinFC
    @EoinFC 7 лет назад +126

    I like the way Ed Byrne looks up at the pair of them after his joke at 1:44

  • @TheDanzomanzo
    @TheDanzomanzo 10 лет назад +233

    Andy Murray and his missus are such great sports xD loved the jokes!

  • @movies4you839
    @movies4you839 5 лет назад +76

    I love his partner next to him just dying throughout lol

  • @rhysoto90
    @rhysoto90 10 лет назад +38

    I just love that split second pause after Ed Byrne says the Williams sisters joke. Everyone is like "what?" then just a burst of laughter.

  • @IDarwyn
    @IDarwyn 2 года назад +13

    “That’s not going in”
    Hahahaha Ed Byrne class here😂

  • @lightsallfading
    @lightsallfading 10 лет назад +128

    0:54 had me in SPLITS. Especially Dara's reaction.

  • @kyubbiman2255
    @kyubbiman2255 6 лет назад +41

    Andy and Kim are such good sports. Kudos to the panel for not getting too harsh either.

  • @duckydae
    @duckydae 10 лет назад +493

    'Fuzzy green apple with a snow shoe' lol

  • @billiesbiggesfan
    @billiesbiggesfan 10 лет назад +417

    People saying Milton isn't funny, I thought he was good, this whole segment was top rate. That's the thing about comedy, its very subjective.

    • @anubhav111196
      @anubhav111196 5 лет назад +9

      I think whole art thing is subjective

    • @inactive1572
      @inactive1572 4 года назад +4

      I REMEMBER.

    • @India.H
      @India.H 4 года назад +5

      billiesbiggesfan I think especially one-liner comedians are very subjective as well. If you are a story comedian - like Dara, for example - then during an hour long gig, you'll be able to get some ones for everyone in. One-liners can be very hard to get right/funny so if you don't like a couple of lines, it's unlikely you'll like the entire set (if that makes sense).

    • @otacon23
      @otacon23 4 года назад +14

      Milton Jones is actually really funny. Many of his jokes would need to take a second longer to get them. I have seen all mock the week episodes and had to pause for a bit just to think what he meant and when i do get them, they are funny.

    • @RayyanKhanRayyanKhan
      @RayyanKhanRayyanKhan 4 года назад +13

      @@otacon23 Theyre so unconventionally funny...hugh has some wit and intelligence but the way milton catches you off guard with just insane delivery, persona and the content of the joke (which is usually so absurd it warrants a laugj in itself)

  • @h0lly_blue
    @h0lly_blue 7 лет назад +67

    *_I remember when I used to train_*

  • @Johnnythemick
    @Johnnythemick 10 лет назад +53

    love how ed burn gives a quick cheeky look to Kim and andy after his second joke.

  • @calinmarian98
    @calinmarian98 10 лет назад +456

    Frankie Boyle:"As the scottish man holds the wimbledon trophy aloft,suddenly the earth caves open and swallows him whole".

  • @thejdsgames1552
    @thejdsgames1552 8 лет назад +32

    1:27 to 1:49 pure gold

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 3 года назад +20

    The Venus and Serena one gets me every time 😂

  • @pH13.9
    @pH13.9 7 лет назад +35

    Milton had me in stitches xD

  • @josefyates2214
    @josefyates2214 4 года назад +6

    ‘I remember when I used to train’ I’ve about died of laughter 😂😂

  • @Image-vj3jz
    @Image-vj3jz 6 лет назад +48

    "Unlikely things for Andy Murray to think"
    Andy: Oh no

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 8 лет назад +170

    ''ive won wimbledon and the earth didnt open up and swallow me whole like frankie boyle said it would''

  • @stevenkellingham6215
    @stevenkellingham6215 8 лет назад +53

    This is the most I've seen Andy Murray smile, totally ace

  • @danielgranahan
    @danielgranahan 8 лет назад +80

    Ed byrne was really good that night, I think he should be a permanent member on MTW.

  • @ciaranbird3373
    @ciaranbird3373 6 лет назад +29

    2:52 Murray: "who's to say I haven't thought that"

    • @personman8131
      @personman8131 5 лет назад +1

      What did he say, I couldn’t hear it

    • @bizarrebunny5579
      @bizarrebunny5579 4 года назад

      Person Man he said "Venus has the arse, Serena's got the tits"

  • @thelonesculler
    @thelonesculler 8 лет назад +67

    That last one hit another level entirely

  • @dez3540
    @dez3540 4 года назад +5

    "She's always watching" lmao

  • @count7340
    @count7340 4 года назад +15

    I once dated a tennis player.
    Love meant nothing to her.

  • @torsteinbakketunkyte7419
    @torsteinbakketunkyte7419 7 лет назад +160

    Wish they would do more "roasts" of celebrities.

  • @jc3444
    @jc3444 4 года назад +11

    Ed Byrne at 1.40 is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard on this show and it’s up against stiff competition i appreciate.

  • @KieRanaRan
    @KieRanaRan 9 лет назад +26

    Ed Byrne was on fire! xD

  • @CaLMCee
    @CaLMCee 10 лет назад +159

    ed byrne was brilliant

  • @skyofserenity7944
    @skyofserenity7944 6 лет назад +10

    Andy's face at 0:03 😂😂

  • @devanman7920
    @devanman7920 6 лет назад +7

    Ed Byrne has really upped his game over the last few years

  • @Azbycxd
    @Azbycxd 9 лет назад +28

    Milton and Hugh's performance here had me in tears, this is too much.

  • @goyatley
    @goyatley 10 лет назад +8

    Ed's face is priceless. Brilliant delivery!

  • @FanFicnic
    @FanFicnic 2 года назад +7

    The more I learn about Andy Murray, the more I like him.

  • @Master_Petes_Theater
    @Master_Petes_Theater 2 года назад +14

    I come back to this clip when I'm feeling down. It's quite the "picker-upper"! When Ed Byrne, Hugh Dennis and Milton Jones team up, they're unbeatable! 😂😂

  • @Tigerland1962
    @Tigerland1962 8 лет назад +72

    This shows the real Andy Murray, the guy is obviously good at playing tennis, he is serious on court because he wants to win.

  • @logan3223
    @logan3223 5 лет назад +5

    "What am i doing wasting my life hitting a fuzy green apple with a snow shoe" 😂

  • @MasterMewtwo239
    @MasterMewtwo239 8 лет назад +1488

    If only Frankie was there...

    • @kayleighturner2345
      @kayleighturner2345 8 лет назад +25

      I'd have loved that

    • @fat80832
      @fat80832 8 лет назад +32

      ohhh my gawwwdddd can you imagine?! LOL

    • @chazzergamer
      @chazzergamer 7 лет назад +186

      He would probably say something like:
      "If it weren't for me, Scotland would be known only for its murder rate and constant supply of heroin."

    • @captainbendavies5514
      @captainbendavies5514 7 лет назад +10

      Master Mewtwo Frankie has been banned

    • @SeanKL107
      @SeanKL107 6 лет назад +1

      RIP sweet prince

  • @martyndaly1539
    @martyndaly1539 5 лет назад +9

    Ed Byrne smashed this segment

  • @simmycutters3757
    @simmycutters3757 5 лет назад +10

    Milton's scottish impression sounds like Jackie Stewart!!

  • @snarkey5
    @snarkey5 10 лет назад +893

    frankie would of been brutal

    • @jamesgray5790
      @jamesgray5790 9 лет назад +8

      It'd be interesting, Murray is in the audience on one of Frankie's DVDs, so he's obviously a fan!

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 6 лет назад +31

      'Of' what?

    • @charleschuckfinley3304
      @charleschuckfinley3304 5 лет назад +8

      snarkey5 would have, not would of

  • @ReallyDanny
    @ReallyDanny 9 лет назад +444

    milton almost killed me

  • @KingHarris11
    @KingHarris11 10 лет назад +23

    Glad to see that Kim has a good sense of humour and Andy can show emotion

  • @Dreamerx47
    @Dreamerx47 6 лет назад +2

    0:54 Daras "what is that!?" made me spit coffee on my pc.

  • @teuntje2863
    @teuntje2863 6 лет назад +17

    Andy's such a good sport to be there in the first place! Had a great laugh along with him!

  • @justandy333
    @justandy333 10 лет назад +9

    One of the best scenes we'd like to see to date. had me in stitches :)

  • @TheRealPandaMan10
    @TheRealPandaMan10 3 года назад +16

    1:45 Ed looks so satisfied with his joke

  • @themorbidone5645
    @themorbidone5645 7 лет назад +186

    Ed Byrne is MONEY!!

    • @procalla9107
      @procalla9107 7 лет назад

      whats the name of the guy who made the penis joke?

    • @hoiss
      @hoiss 7 лет назад

      Hugh Dennis

    • @ROCdevelopments
      @ROCdevelopments 7 лет назад +1

      Weirdest thing hes damn near 50 years old.

    • @redevil3180
      @redevil3180 7 лет назад

      What does that mean? JUst like he's da bomb?

  • @mccullumdamps5785
    @mccullumdamps5785 5 лет назад +5

    Thank you Andy for everything 🙌🏽

  • @dragon_paths9322
    @dragon_paths9322 5 лет назад +3

    1:37, when Ed Byrne CRUSHES IT!

  • @SPQSpartacus
    @SPQSpartacus 6 лет назад +9

    Ed's ponderous expression makes the joke just perfect.

  • @vashappenin8436
    @vashappenin8436 10 лет назад +4

    Oh god. My eyes are stinging after crying of so much laughter! BAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @alikanaydemirci8774
    @alikanaydemirci8774 5 лет назад +38

    2:21 kim laughed a little bit too much there 😉

  • @SeanKL107
    @SeanKL107 6 лет назад +2

    The nod Ed does at the end fucking kills me

  • @napalmgames1399
    @napalmgames1399 8 лет назад +22

    Oh my God Milton Jones, absolutely hilarious.

    • @luhed
      @luhed 8 лет назад +5

      +Napalm Games no tho

  • @AD-jt7bd
    @AD-jt7bd 7 лет назад +13

    Andy Murray is so cute!

  • @diranbodossian6061
    @diranbodossian6061 4 года назад +8

    Hugh, Andy, and Ed got added to Murray's Christmas card list.
    Milton got added to his kill list. Underlined THRICE.

  • @Dynexsil
    @Dynexsil 7 лет назад +3

    "Oi tim! Look what i just won! WAAAAAAAAAAY!!" XD

  • @kevslife
    @kevslife 10 лет назад +4

    That's hilarious! Watched this episode live and almost cried. Lol everytime.

  • @jamesb1745
    @jamesb1745 4 года назад +2

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @4MrU
    @4MrU 6 лет назад +9

    “That’s not going in”

  • @magnussankaran1097
    @magnussankaran1097 2 года назад +2

    Best Scenes we'd like to see ever

  • @gusmurrayofficial
    @gusmurrayofficial 3 года назад +1

    I have watched alot of these mock of the weeks this is without a doubt the best one

  • @Madfattdeeb
    @Madfattdeeb 7 лет назад +9

    Oh my word...I can't breathe!
    What a good sport he is :-)

  • @investigate3_11
    @investigate3_11 8 лет назад +154

    Kim is so beautiful when's laughing. My god, I'm in love.

    • @tsardaddy9053
      @tsardaddy9053 6 лет назад +19

      Too bad because Andy is too

    • @gerRule
      @gerRule 5 лет назад +3

      Pity she claps like a handicap

  • @DennisBell-tz2sb
    @DennisBell-tz2sb 4 года назад

    Always love these.

  • @juliaparker2908
    @juliaparker2908 8 лет назад +276

    3 years later they have got married and had a daughter :)

    • @chewy5563
      @chewy5563 8 лет назад +188

      What Ed & Dara lol

    • @Mattmo675
      @Mattmo675 8 лет назад +17

      Irrelevant

    • @zoeyanonschild6891
      @zoeyanonschild6891 6 лет назад +30

      Julia Parker "Had a daughter"? Did they lose her in Tesco, or something?

    • @trotter4106
      @trotter4106 6 лет назад +4

      Owen O'Prey you ain't funny don't try to be

    • @zoeyanonschild6891
      @zoeyanonschild6891 6 лет назад +4

      Trotter Yoda taught us that there is no trying. I'm simply not a funny person

  • @michikomanalang6733
    @michikomanalang6733 5 лет назад +1

    “He’s IN the ROOM” 😂😂😂

  • @Hello-kb8qm
    @Hello-kb8qm 6 лет назад +1

    I’m laughing so hard now,they were all so funny...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LouseGrouse
    @LouseGrouse 10 лет назад +2

    "Why do I spend my life, trying to hit the fuzzy green apple, with a snow shoe?" This one was epicxD

  • @jakewhite3132
    @jakewhite3132 8 лет назад +94

    That green apple bit is definitely the funniest Milton has ever been on the show

  • @danielkinghorn6745
    @danielkinghorn6745 7 лет назад +1

    Dara's cackle at 0:54 is just amazing

  • @deangoddard821
    @deangoddard821 4 года назад +2

    Took it like a champ 😆👍❤️

  • @estellemccool
    @estellemccool 10 лет назад

    Good for Andy for taking it so well.

  • @MartinRich91
    @MartinRich91 10 лет назад +1

    This is one of if not the best Scenes We'd Like to See ever!

  • @mattywylie123
    @mattywylie123 10 лет назад

    This is the best scenes we'd like to see ever

  • @Rascal2006
    @Rascal2006 5 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 very funny. Andy Murray has a great sense of humour when he’s allowed to show it

  • @aidangriffiths5075
    @aidangriffiths5075 Год назад +2

    Ed won this by a country mile 😂😂

  • @HopeEsleim1101
    @HopeEsleim1101 10 лет назад +1

    That was freaking awesome hahaha xD

  • @iim4xii129
    @iim4xii129 Год назад

    Hugh's first one had me CRYING!

  • @FuryLobo
    @FuryLobo 9 лет назад +20

    Frankie would've made Murray walk off like Preston off nevermind the buZzcocks.

    • @jamesgray5790
      @jamesgray5790 9 лет назад +35

      Dunno about that, Andy Murray is in the audience on one of Frankie's DVDs, so he's obviously a fan!

    • @sbc1t
      @sbc1t 9 лет назад

      James Gray i remember that aswell , he would go easy on him..!

  • @WHNorthcote
    @WHNorthcote 10 лет назад +1

    Nice to see outtakes on the TV. Very lol