Brett! I am also a Deadline Junkie. Leaving every thing until the last minute so the pressure mounts & creation becomes Essential!! Without a Deadline I drift, Rudderless. love
@@MrA2Zor029 Me too. But I think it is also part of a strange habbit of mine to never stop doing something until it is finished, no matter how drivial it is. 😂🤣
I dated a girl who believed in left and right socks. She had a whole system in place to ensure the socks never got mixed or more importantly worn on the wrong foot.
With socks made for hiking/mountaineering it actually matters. Always funny to wear those in daily life because everyone will comment on the big L and R that are on them.
When I was a teen I saved a small girl from drowning and ever since I've had a need to always be ready for any emergency. So everytime I go to a venue, conference, restaurant etc I make mental notes of all the emergency exits, first aid kits, fire extinguishers and defibrillators etc. I always have stuff in my EDC and my car that could save me, my loved ones or some random people in need and I have since saved the life of 2 other people and been first on site on multiple car crashes (I worked for DHL for a long time so I have spent alot of hours on the road).
I guess I see being prepared a little different. I don't do it for what I have encountered in the past, but rather what I may experience in the future. I built my first aid kit not on the things I have encountered, but rather on my skills, having done volunteer firefighting and being a nurse. The other criterion is the most likely need in a variety of possible situations. 🤷♂️ Oh and saving a couple lives is great, but bragging kinda detracts from it. Honestly it comes across as either vain or seeking validation. Not trying to be a jerk with this, by the way.
Brett's story about the books and bending them backwards... *shivers* I love paperback books and pride myself in keeping them in pristine condition. Then one time I let me little sister borrow one of my books and the spine was a MESS when she handed it back to me after finishing it and I was like "WHAT DID YOU DO?!" And she showed me how she bent it backwards and I literally freaked out and shrieked and yanked the book from her, probably called her a monster and definitely never let her read any of my paperbacks ever again.
I considered paperbacks in the range of acceptable losses. I've begun a reread, and one book was literally falling apart, and "oh well, it's a paperback, I'll get another one." Of course, I might not be able to get the edition cover I want so... fuck.
This. I have a burning contempt for even the *idea* of damaging books on purpose, if I saw someone bend a book like that, I do not know what I’ll do, probably yank it out of their hands or something. Just the thought of it *shivers*
@@phoebusapollo8365 Lol Agreed. And seriously, when my sister did that to my book right in front of me, I legitimately DID yank it out of her hands. Like I gasped dramatically, yanked it from her and scolded her. To this day she doesn't understand what the big deal is, and that is why she'll never borrow another one of my books ever again. lol
I'm the same way, I love keeping my books in the best condition possible, I used to have a "friend" who would always ask to borrow my stuff (books, video games etc..) & he would just treat my stuff without respect, he left one of my books out in his backyard & it rained on it, he lost at least one of my video games, he returned a game guide I lent him in poorer condition than when I gave it to him, this was over 20 years ago & I still feel salty about it
I do something similar, not worst to best though and I've done it as far back as I can remember. If I have lets say a steak, potatoes and corn on my plate (can be any combination really) I will eat one thing until it is gone before moving to the next. I have no issues with food mixing or "food can't touch" but I will not move back and forth between items.
I always eat food worst to best. it started as a kid because I didnt wanna eat my veggies but my mom was like if you eat the ones you hate first you wont even remember you ate them. life hack!
@@dibsdibs3495 my boss and I get so distracted we'll go off on random conversations for hours but still always get our work done. It's just me and her in the office so we do whatever we want lol.
That's how you're supposed to read a menu...right? Also, there is a food taste hierarchy. I don't want the last bite of my meal to be the worst thing on the plate.
Brett: Having things half done?! Anxiety inducing… Also Brett: I will not… fold my laundry, make the cleaning lady do it every other week… Damn… girls out here willing giving herself anxiety attacks for weeks at a time lmao
@@jatbatman oh, don’t get me wrong… I totally suck at folding my laundry too, but not finishing things doesn’t give me anxiety, it’s more of my M.O… I may not even finish writi
@@daviddunse7307 you may not even finish what? 😂😂😂😂😂 Yeah I get that. I personally find it difficult to leave things half completed. If I start something I have to finish it. I can multitask pretty well, but it has to be finished. The reason the laundry thing works, is folding and putting it away is a task independent of washing it. Lol
My heart broke a little when you said you break book bindings 😭 books were my prized possessions when I was little. My parents used to take away books when I got in trouble lol
I wrote out all my childhood and current weird habits and it was way to long so I’m just gonna write my top three 1- counting objects in sets and patterns especially in painting or pictures 2- having to listen to RUclips/ podcast/ audiobooks while working( I clean houses) or cleaning my own house. 3- reading signs, titles, names ect backwords and then front to back repeatedly. I’ve don’t entire short paragraphs.
She's like: 'I'm going to read your habits because you guys know to much about me.' Proceeds to talk about her own life like she didn't just said that 😂
@@johannesstephanusroos4969 nah, check. He’s the bane of banks’ existence, always yanks checkbooks out of the employees’ hands and just gnaws them to nonexistence.
The one I always think of/say is: "left, left, left right left. My pants are too big, my belt's too tight, my balls are swinging from left to right. Left, left, left right left" 😂💀
I got a few weird ones, 1 - I love the smell of rubbing alcohol, whenever I use it to clean something I will get an extra cotton pad with it on there and smell it for a good 10+ minutes. 2 - as a 30 year old man I still do a full walk through of the house before bed to make sure nothing or no one is in my home. 3 - I love to sit in silence so much that sometimes I watch TV with it muted and nothing else going. This one is probably because I’m a hunter and I’m used to long periods of no noise but nature, still weird though.
The alcohol thing, I get it but don't partake. What's interesting is different regions have different essences. Texas has one smell, Tennessee's has another. They are 90 % similar just a different spice.
I played water polo in high school. They had a requirement that any game we would play our nails had to be cut as short as possible (to prevent people from cutting each other). For whatever reason the sentiment stuck and now any time i see my nails even a tad too long i cut them
My closet floor is home to three laundry baskets full of clean clothes that I refuse to fold or hang - the only exception being my work/dress clothes, which never get ironed but at least get hung up.
A habit that started when I first lived on my own, is to leave my work and casual clothes on the foot of my bed. I don't want to spend the 30 to 40 seconds that it would usually take to fold and put them away, and instead just leave them out. They get cleaned regularly, but usually they stay on the bed on the days that I don't have to work.
still find it crazy everytime I find out Brett and I have something in common. abuse two songs for weeks, yep. Sleep like a restless animal, yep. Bite cheek, yep. Hate folding laundry, yep. dont get super excited in social situations, yep. Always thought I was weird for doing these things.
oddest habit of mine is straighten out bills, removing folded corners, making sure all are facing the same direction ... then folding them in half length wise to then turn around and use that fold to make sure none of the bills aren't flat.
I like to count things a lot-stairs, ceiling tiles, light fixtures in stores, cracks in the sidewalk... In addition, sometimes I will take two random 3 digit numbers that I see on a license plate or shopping cart and multiply them in my head, then double check my answer on a calculator. So far, 100% correct. It's weird because I envision doing it long hand. Like the way they taught in school. I can actually see the paper and pencil in my head, not just the numbers. So while in reality I'm doing it mentally, I'm also properly working it out on paper that doesn't exist with a pencil that also doesn't exist.
“I left my wife in New Orleans with 45 kids and a can of beans” 😂 also can relate to hugging my mum in the kitchen and finishing lost arguments in the shower 😅 Please come to Australia, Brett! We’d love to have you 😊
ketchup is a must! and I season the hell out of them black pepper, paprika, onion powder (or real onions and bell pepper if I have them on hand) garlic, red pepper flakes, I hate the taste of eggs 🤣
On the same note of eating in order of taste, I can never just have a bite of vegetables, I need to also have a bite of whatever meat I'm eating too so the meat can vouch for the vegetables.
Me, at 11:30, fully knowing I’m not getting my 8 hours and fully knowing I have work in the morning and binging her vids just because her whole personality is a mood
As a guy I don't fold it at all, I just have 5 clothes baskets in the closet on a shelf that I throw them in, one for shirts, one for sweaters, one for socks & underwear, one for shirts, one for pants..
My dentist actually commented on my cheek chewing once, she legit looked at me and went "looking for a daytime snack?" when i was confused she explained that she was talking about the cheek chewing and that it is a stress response
This was great Brett! Turns out, we have a few things in common...I bite the inside of my cheeks when thinking/nervous and will at times follow patterns on the floor by stepping certain ways. It's funny how mesmerizing it is 😂
You are amazing. I love your laugh, and your expressions. Always make me laugh out loud. I’m addicted to this channel now, and just by chance stumbled upon one of your shorts last month.
Haha same 😅 Sometimes when I'm in the middle of an intense RUclips comments section debate, I "practise" what I can say in response to the person in the shower, that's usually where I'm at my wittiest😂😂
@@abbiereynolds8016 Oh my goodness that’s exactly what I do!! I know exactly what liberals are going to say next. Usually along the lines of “You’re racist, “that’s racist”, “That’s sexist” or “That’s corrupt” 😂
Henry Winkler didn't raise an eyebrow. They had a fight on the set of 'Happy Days'. Ron was really upset. "Gnaaw. Fonziiii. Violence is always for losers. It's a Ponzi. You can never win. You always said that Fonz..." Ritchie said. "Heeeey Ritchie! Come here."
Brett you should get a bathrobe. It’s amazing. I do the the same thing but with a bathrobe instead of just the towel it’s like a whole other experience
I don't fold my laundry. If it doesn't go on a hanger, I just throw it in the drawer as is. Also, drinks with melted ice in them are gross, which is why I just order without ice.
This is an amazing video 😂😂👏👏 my weird habit is if I hear an accent I automatically start talking like them 😂😂😂 and another one is I give everything a voice like a rock or a dog haha 😂👍
I can't think very well unless I'm talking to myself. my friend actually thought I had multiple personalities bc, due to my brief acting career, my voice changes slightly every time I'm presenting a different argument to myself. think gollum from lotr in the real world
My wife has this thing where she rubs the silk on the edges of a blanket. She pinches it with her thumb and index finger and just keeps sliding it between her fringers. The blanket is totally shot and has massive holes in it and it's falling apart but she won't get rid of it because of the "silkies". 😬
@@crazychase98 I did! I bought her a brand new blanket with silk on the edges (all 4) and it took me forever to find it. She said it doesn't feel the same or something and doesn't use it. 😔
I only eat one thing at a time. For example, I will eat all of my fries before I will eat the burger. My Mom was the one that pointed that out to me. I thought it was pretty normal.
Is it just with the example or is it with everything, because this how I eat as well. For me I was at a family gathering and someone noticed it and my mom piped up saying I have always done it that way.
@@chrisnosky8408 - Honestly it’s with everything. The only exceptions are foods that are already mixed. I also use sauce, so it’s not like I’m afraid my food will touch. I was at a chicken place yesterday, and I ate all the chicken first, then the sides. Lol. It didn’t seem weird until someone pointed it out.
I also relate to the cheek biting habit. My mouth feels chronically dry as I suck the moisture out of it constantly which brings the cheek flesh right up against my teeth. My wife also complains about me grinding in my sleep so got me a mouth guard recently. I haven't bitten my cheeks since 🤞
When I was a kid, I used to separate M&M's by color and eat each color by themselves (because I was convinced that they all had slightly different tastes - since they dip each color separately).
When I clip my nails I leave a half mm of nail past the part where most people cut to. I can’t stand the feeling of too short nails. Then again I let my nails grow too long before clipping them as well.
10:17 Lydia scares me! I love reading and have a decent library going now. One of my biggest pet peeves is getting a used book and the pages are bent, curled, the spine is broken, pages are written on or if there is a sticker on the cover. I mean I get absolutely furious! So people like Lydia, please don't touch my books.
I definitely pick the skin around my nails and my lip skin but my biggest one is like the first one about talking to yourself but it’s more like talking the characters from my favorite books that are on rotation in my head “watching me” like a play. If I’m completely alone, I’ll say something that I would have said to my fiancé or a friend but to basically no one but also to book characters. Or if something happens I’ll look up like in The Office, but to where I picture the characters watching. I know that sounds crazy
I literally fix everyone’s toilet paper 🧻 on the roll whenever I go to their house if the paper isn’t loaded the correct way according to the U.S. patent, which is over the top.
I love the smell of the brown paper towels after I have dried my hands with them. Its a nostalgia thing I think, but I only smell my own paper towels not other people's and I just take one whiff before tossing it in the garbage.
Here's one I didn't think of until now. Instead of picking out my clothes when I get up in the morning or laying something out before I go to bed, I take the clothes I took of when I went to bed the night before and wear them. Then, when I take a shower, I'll change clothes and wear that for the rest of the day. Basically, unless I have something specific I have to wear for work or something, I change clothes when I take a shower instead of when I get up. I only wear the new clothes for a few hours after I shower, so they are still clean enough to use in the morning. There's less to do in the morning that way, and you also end up doing less laundry.
Doing laundry is such a chore for me sometimes. I usually just go through all my clean clothes while they're sitting in the hamper without ever putting them away.
My weird habit is assigning genders to numbers/letters. Oddly enough 7 has a crush on 9 but 8 is between them and they can’t be together. 3 and 6 are siblings. 2 and 4 are best friends. Both male 3 and 9 and good friends. 3 is younger and 9 is older. This is weird 🤣
YES. When I was little I thought that the number 5 should be “male”, because the horizontal line at the top of the number reminded me visually of the top of a crew-cut (a traditionally “male” haircut). For some reason I thought that the number 2 seemed like it should be a girl. I thought I was the only person who did this 😂
I relate totally to the biting the inside of your cheek and also my tongue lol all the way back In the 4th grade i used to get yelled at by teachers thinking I was chewing gum but I'd explain what I was doing they either gave me judgmental looks and said yea that's uhm weird or accused me of swallowing the gum in order to not get in trouble which didn't make a lot of sense to me because regardless I was still in trouble 😂
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Brett! I am also a Deadline Junkie. Leaving every thing until the last minute so the pressure mounts & creation becomes Essential!! Without a Deadline I drift, Rudderless. love
I am also chewing my cheek😅
@@rahel3539 same here
@@MrA2Zor029 Me too. But I think it is also part of a strange habbit of mine to never stop doing something until it is finished, no matter how drivial it is. 😂🤣
Brett I also leave my clean clothes in my basket for three or four days before I put them away I also procrastinate on doing my dirty laundry.
I dated a girl who believed in left and right socks. She had a whole system in place to ensure the socks never got mixed or more importantly worn on the wrong foot.
Guilty!! I'm telling you it does make a difference!! I have been doing this for years!! In high school I used to mark them with an L or an R...haha🤣🤣
I'm the same just put them on once.hold them up. a pair of socks .they will automatically be a left and right. The socks wanted it that way .
With socks made for hiking/mountaineering it actually matters. Always funny to wear those in daily life because everyone will comment on the big L and R that are on them.
I do the same!! You can totally feel the difference and I hate having it on the wrong foot
Nike makes socks that are actually left and right socks
When I was a teen I saved a small girl from drowning and ever since I've had a need to always be ready for any emergency. So everytime I go to a venue, conference, restaurant etc I make mental notes of all the emergency exits, first aid kits, fire extinguishers and defibrillators etc.
I always have stuff in my EDC and my car that could save me, my loved ones or some random people in need and I have since saved the life of 2 other people and been first on site on multiple car crashes (I worked for DHL for a long time so I have spent alot of hours on the road).
That’s not weird that’s smart, vigilant, and heroic.
That's not weird; That's a weird flex, but ok👍
Not all heroes wear capes 🦸🏽♀️
I guess I see being prepared a little different. I don't do it for what I have encountered in the past, but rather what I may experience in the future. I built my first aid kit not on the things I have encountered, but rather on my skills, having done volunteer firefighting and being a nurse. The other criterion is the most likely need in a variety of possible situations. 🤷♂️
Oh and saving a couple lives is great, but bragging kinda detracts from it. Honestly it comes across as either vain or seeking validation. Not trying to be a jerk with this, by the way.
@@jatbatman How is this post bragging?
Brett's story about the books and bending them backwards... *shivers* I love paperback books and pride myself in keeping them in pristine condition. Then one time I let me little sister borrow one of my books and the spine was a MESS when she handed it back to me after finishing it and I was like "WHAT DID YOU DO?!" And she showed me how she bent it backwards and I literally freaked out and shrieked and yanked the book from her, probably called her a monster and definitely never let her read any of my paperbacks ever again.
My mom does this to ALL books, and it horrifies me and my siblings
I considered paperbacks in the range of acceptable losses. I've begun a reread, and one book was literally falling apart, and "oh well, it's a paperback, I'll get another one." Of course, I might not be able to get the edition cover I want so... fuck.
This.
I have a burning contempt for even the *idea* of damaging books on purpose, if I saw someone bend a book like that, I do not know what I’ll do, probably yank it out of their hands or something.
Just the thought of it
*shivers*
@@phoebusapollo8365 Lol Agreed. And seriously, when my sister did that to my book right in front of me, I legitimately DID yank it out of her hands. Like I gasped dramatically, yanked it from her and scolded her. To this day she doesn't understand what the big deal is, and that is why she'll never borrow another one of my books ever again. lol
I'm the same way, I love keeping my books in the best condition possible, I used to have a "friend" who would always ask to borrow my stuff (books, video games etc..) & he would just treat my stuff without respect, he left one of my books out in his backyard & it rained on it, he lost at least one of my video games, he returned a game guide I lent him in poorer condition than when I gave it to him, this was over 20 years ago & I still feel salty about it
The eating food worst to last is something I can relate to. Not all the time but often.
100%. i see nothing weird about this.
I do something similar, not worst to best though and I've done it as far back as I can remember. If I have lets say a steak, potatoes and corn on my plate (can be any combination really) I will eat one thing until it is gone before moving to the next. I have no issues with food mixing or "food can't touch" but I will not move back and forth between items.
I always eat food worst to best. it started as a kid because I didnt wanna eat my veggies but my mom was like if you eat the ones you hate first you wont even remember you ate them. life hack!
I either do that or try to finish everything at the same time if it's all stuff I like.
Put it in a BLENDER 😄
I have a weird habit of watching Brett Cooper videos at my desk while I'm supposed to be working lol.
Since she’s also at a desk, I pretend like I’m having a conversation with a coworker so it doesn’t feel like I’m just avoiding my work entirely.
@@dibsdibs3495 my boss and I get so distracted we'll go off on random conversations for hours but still always get our work done. It's just me and her in the office so we do whatever we want lol.
Same 🤦🏼♀️
I'm supposed to be studying 😰
BACK TO WORK!!!....three months later...
I ALWAYS talk to myself when I'm home alone. Full conversations like someone else is there.
Same
The arguments to herself bit and how brett described it made me laugh.
I do that Lowkey
I thought everyone did that
That's how you're supposed to read a menu...right?
Also, there is a food taste hierarchy. I don't want the last bite of my meal to be the worst thing on the plate.
Yes
Brett: "Left, Left, Left Right Left."
Me: *Boot Camp PTSD intensifies*
“I have to get things done”. Except for drinks apparently.
Brett: Having things half done?! Anxiety inducing…
Also Brett: I will not… fold my laundry, make the cleaning lady do it every other week…
Damn… girls out here willing giving herself anxiety attacks for weeks at a time lmao
Can’t leave a project halfway done without feeling anxious, but just leaves half empty drinks all over the place 🤦🏼♂️ lmao
Nah I agree with her on this. 🤷♂️😂😂 Folding laundry sucks. Though it annoys me if I do start folding laundry and don't finish it.
@@jatbatman oh, don’t get me wrong… I totally suck at folding my laundry too, but not finishing things doesn’t give me anxiety, it’s more of my M.O… I may not even finish writi
@@daviddunse7307 you may not even finish what? 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah I get that. I personally find it difficult to leave things half completed. If I start something I have to finish it. I can multitask pretty well, but it has to be finished.
The reason the laundry thing works, is folding and putting it away is a task independent of washing it. Lol
Nono David you see, laundry is DONE as soon as it's outta the washer and either hung up to dry or put in the dryer.
I have that same stepping in time quirk because I was in marching band in high school, so I was basically trained to do so.
I count steps between all sorts of things. I've tried to stop...I can't
Due to JROTC, I automatically stay in step with those around me and will even count cadence and call commands in my head sometimes.
My heart broke a little when you said you break book bindings 😭 books were my prized possessions when I was little. My parents used to take away books when I got in trouble lol
Me too! I got grounded from books when I was little and got in trouble 😅
I wrote out all my childhood and current weird habits and it was way to long so I’m just gonna write my top three
1- counting objects in sets and patterns especially in painting or pictures
2- having to listen to RUclips/ podcast/ audiobooks while working( I clean houses) or cleaning my own house.
3- reading signs, titles, names ect backwords and then front to back repeatedly. I’ve don’t entire short paragraphs.
She's like: 'I'm going to read your habits because you guys know to much about me.' Proceeds to talk about her own life like she didn't just said that 😂
That chewing my check thing drives me nuts but, I can't seem to stop doing it.
Cheek?
@@johannesstephanusroos4969 nah, check. He’s the bane of banks’ existence, always yanks checkbooks out of the employees’ hands and just gnaws them to nonexistence.
@@phoebusapollo8365 Rodent confirmed
I have never in my life fallen asleep during a movie. I'm 37. LOL
I put ketchup on my eggs too you’re not alone on that.
Ketchup, Mexican seasoning, garlic powder, pepper, pinch of salt. 👌
paprika is a must!!
The one I always think of/say is:
"left, left, left right left.
My pants are too big, my belt's too tight, my balls are swinging from left to right.
Left, left, left right left"
😂💀
I got a few weird ones,
1 - I love the smell of rubbing alcohol, whenever I use it to clean something I will get an extra cotton pad with it on there and smell it for a good 10+ minutes.
2 - as a 30 year old man I still do a full walk through of the house before bed to make sure nothing or no one is in my home.
3 - I love to sit in silence so much that sometimes I watch TV with it muted and nothing else going. This one is probably because I’m a hunter and I’m used to long periods of no noise but nature, still weird though.
The alcohol thing, I get it but don't partake. What's interesting is different regions have different essences. Texas has one smell, Tennessee's has another. They are 90 % similar just a different spice.
Check the doors and windows before you go to bed and you’ll be just as safe with less time spent.
@@shanester1832 I was talking about rubbing alcohol, not drinking alcohol. The stuff you put on cuts or clean with.
My Dad, who is 73, does a nighttime security check before bed every night.
@@feartheghus oh those get checked too lol I do a full walk through inspection.
I played water polo in high school. They had a requirement that any game we would play our nails had to be cut as short as possible (to prevent people from cutting each other). For whatever reason the sentiment stuck and now any time i see my nails even a tad too long i cut them
Really liking the off the clock episodes!
I am convinced that Blu-ray players emit a signal that puts my mother to sleep.
For real though!
He ain’t wrong though I agree with us
Thanks!
My closet floor is home to three laundry baskets full of clean clothes that I refuse to fold or hang - the only exception being my work/dress clothes, which never get ironed but at least get hung up.
A habit that started when I first lived on my own, is to leave my work and casual clothes on the foot of my bed. I don't want to spend the 30 to 40 seconds that it would usually take to fold and put them away, and instead just leave them out.
They get cleaned regularly, but usually they stay on the bed on the days that I don't have to work.
still find it crazy everytime I find out Brett and I have something in common. abuse two songs for weeks, yep. Sleep like a restless animal, yep. Bite cheek, yep. Hate folding laundry, yep. dont get super excited in social situations, yep. Always thought I was weird for doing these things.
When in the shower, I'll make up math problems in my head then work them out. Dude, I'm such a nerd.
@Beastbombshell Yes we do
I do that too.. nice to know I'm not alone in my weirdness 😅
oddest habit of mine is straighten out bills, removing folded corners, making sure all are facing the same direction ... then folding them in half length wise to then turn around and use that fold to make sure none of the bills aren't flat.
I do the towel in bed thing too. I put the towel in the dryer for 15 minutes before the shower too so it’s warm and soothing.
I wonder if the person who sleeps with the pillow between two specific fingers gets the BEST sleep just for sleeping with that specific hand-position
I like to count things a lot-stairs, ceiling tiles, light fixtures in stores, cracks in the sidewalk... In addition, sometimes I will take two random 3 digit numbers that I see on a license plate or shopping cart and multiply them in my head, then double check my answer on a calculator. So far, 100% correct. It's weird because I envision doing it long hand. Like the way they taught in school. I can actually see the paper and pencil in my head, not just the numbers. So while in reality I'm doing it mentally, I'm also properly working it out on paper that doesn't exist with a pencil that also doesn't exist.
“I left my wife in New Orleans with 45 kids and a can of beans” 😂 also can relate to hugging my mum in the kitchen and finishing lost arguments in the shower 😅 Please come to Australia, Brett! We’d love to have you 😊
Love your videos the best out of all Daily wire
@3:00
Remember, talking to yourself is just a sign that you like to have intelligent conversations.
Finally someone else who puts ketchup on scrambled eggs!!! 👏👏👏👏
ketchup is a must! and I season the hell out of them black pepper, paprika, onion powder (or real onions and bell pepper if I have them on hand) garlic, red pepper flakes, I hate the taste of eggs 🤣
@@MrsMuffin11 I make toast, and make a scrambled egg with ketchup sandwich.
if you make a sandwhich, gotta add a slice of American cheese and melt it on top! a little bit of green chili salsa the 505 brand
That’s totally normal?? How can someone be put off by such a perfect combo
@@thetiredworm2100 because it tastes terrible imo
Same here Brett about music playing when doing something all the time.
On the same note of eating in order of taste, I can never just have a bite of vegetables, I need to also have a bite of whatever meat I'm eating too so the meat can vouch for the vegetables.
The meat HAS to vouch for the vegetables, that’s the standard 😂🙌🏽
@@aalihadesiree3932 potatoes can also do it in a pinch 😂😂
Amen brother
Me, at 11:30, fully knowing I’m not getting my 8 hours and fully knowing I have work in the morning and binging her vids just because her whole personality is a mood
I hate folding laundry, so I do it immediately to get the suffering out of the way. I only started this within the last year.
As a guy I don't fold it at all, I just have 5 clothes baskets in the closet on a shelf that I throw them in, one for shirts, one for sweaters, one for socks & underwear, one for shirts, one for pants..
I ALSO PUT KETCHUP ON MY SCRAMBLED EGGS FINALLY SOMEONE LIKE ME
Same
My dentist actually commented on my cheek chewing once, she legit looked at me and went "looking for a daytime snack?" when i was confused she explained that she was talking about the cheek chewing and that it is a stress response
The one with eating the food in order of taste really hit home. I always save the best bite for last.
I have a weird habit where I cover myself in Vaseline and squirm around the house like a slug.
Yup, all of this is just spilling out of Brett's head 😆
Her word vomit is the 8th wonder of the world and I'm here for it.
@@xxShadowBoltz 🤣I watch her at 2X speed... just like all the other videos I watch. So twice as hard or twice as fast 🤔 both?
She hates not finishing a project, but at the same time won't finish the project of laundry and dishes
This was great Brett! Turns out, we have a few things in common...I bite the inside of my cheeks when thinking/nervous and will at times follow patterns on the floor by stepping certain ways. It's funny how mesmerizing it is 😂
You are amazing. I love your laugh, and your expressions. Always make me laugh out loud. I’m addicted to this channel now, and just by chance stumbled upon one of your shorts last month.
I’m the same here with the shower arguments. You’ll find me mumbling in pure rage at my shampoo bottle after I’ve had an argument.
Haha same 😅
Sometimes when I'm in the middle of an intense RUclips comments section debate, I "practise" what I can say in response to the person in the shower, that's usually where I'm at my wittiest😂😂
@@abbiereynolds8016 I practice vocalizing my verbal arguments during my showers aswell!
@@abbiereynolds8016 Oh my goodness that’s exactly what I do!! I know exactly what liberals are going to say next. Usually along the lines of “You’re racist, “that’s racist”, “That’s sexist” or “That’s corrupt” 😂
Ketchup on scrambled eggs????
Syrup on the other hand is good (as long as there is nothing else on the eggs)
Lol. Now i have an image in my head of Bretts dad handing her a kindle and she breaks it in half. 🤣🤣🤣
I will avoid cracks on sidewalks at all cost or I will have a stress spike.
I always count my steps up and down stairs and it has to be an even amount otherwise I get irritated for no sane reason.
OCD with numbers is pretty common.
fr i pick my lip, if i plan stuff i regret it, laundry thingy and other stuff i relate
I had a friend that was 20 and he didn't know that the paper on cup cakes was meant to be removed, he would just eat the whole thing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Henry Winkler didn't raise an eyebrow. They had a fight on the set of 'Happy Days'. Ron was really upset.
"Gnaaw. Fonziiii. Violence is always for losers. It's a Ponzi. You can never win. You always said that Fonz..." Ritchie said.
"Heeeey Ritchie! Come here."
Brett you should get a bathrobe. It’s amazing. I do the the same thing but with a bathrobe instead of just the towel it’s like a whole other experience
I'm actually watching this video in my bathrobe, and can also vouch how awesome they are.
You let your maid fold your laundry, including your underwear? Hell no.
The movie Scream still has me freaked out when a public bathroom is “empty”
I don't fold my laundry. If it doesn't go on a hanger, I just throw it in the drawer as is. Also, drinks with melted ice in them are gross, which is why I just order without ice.
I have to clean my teeth in the shower 😂
I get home from school take my hoodie off throw it on my bed and go to sleep
Oh my god!!!! I get canker sores so much! I just bite and chew my lips and cheeks all the time. Thank God I’m not the only one.
This is an amazing video 😂😂👏👏 my weird habit is if I hear an accent I automatically start talking like them 😂😂😂 and another one is I give everything a voice like a rock or a dog haha 😂👍
I have a habit of cleaning my glasses every five seconds
I can't think very well unless I'm talking to myself. my friend actually thought I had multiple personalities bc, due to my brief acting career, my voice changes slightly every time I'm presenting a different argument to myself. think gollum from lotr in the real world
I talk to myself aswell! I tell myself jokes that some of my personalities would find hilarious.
The actual weird habits are a secret 🤫
8:00 Don’t talk to me. I’m on fire😂
My wife has this thing where she rubs the silk on the edges of a blanket. She pinches it with her thumb and index finger and just keeps sliding it between her fringers. The blanket is totally shot and has massive holes in it and it's falling apart but she won't get rid of it because of the "silkies". 😬
Get her a new thicker "silkies". Thats a women thing my sister does the same thing
@@crazychase98 I did! I bought her a brand new blanket with silk on the edges (all 4) and it took me forever to find it. She said it doesn't feel the same or something and doesn't use it. 😔
i absolutely HATE the feeling of my fingers touching each other, so i tend to fold my hands a lot to make sure it doesnt happen
I only eat one thing at a time. For example, I will eat all of my fries before I will eat the burger. My Mom was the one that pointed that out to me. I thought it was pretty normal.
Since fries taste bad the longer they sit it just makes sense to eat them first. Maybe that logic is weird, I do it as well.
Is it just with the example or is it with everything, because this how I eat as well. For me I was at a family gathering and someone noticed it and my mom piped up saying I have always done it that way.
@@chrisnosky8408 - Honestly it’s with everything. The only exceptions are foods that are already mixed. I also use sauce, so it’s not like I’m afraid my food will touch. I was at a chicken place yesterday, and I ate all the chicken first, then the sides. Lol. It didn’t seem weird until someone pointed it out.
My husband does that too.
I have the most pleasant conversations with myself in my car on the way to work every day
I also relate to the cheek biting habit. My mouth feels chronically dry as I suck the moisture out of it constantly which brings the cheek flesh right up against my teeth. My wife also complains about me grinding in my sleep so got me a mouth guard recently. I haven't bitten my cheeks since 🤞
My bad habit is mocking British people. “dew amouricawns think weh oll soind loik peepoh back een thah fifties innit bruv”
I call it precrastinating. Do most of a project then push the rest of till days before the due date.
My food cannot touch. Ever. One food item cannot mix into another.
Brett, I'm the same with my nails. I get acrylics done every 2 weeks so I don't bite or pick at them. I'm also not a germaphone.
When I was a kid, I used to separate M&M's by color and eat each color by themselves (because I was convinced that they all had slightly different tastes - since they dip each color separately).
When I clip my nails I leave a half mm of nail past the part where most people cut to. I can’t stand the feeling of too short nails. Then again I let my nails grow too long before clipping them as well.
10:17 Lydia scares me! I love reading and have a decent library going now. One of my biggest pet peeves is getting a used book and the pages are bent, curled, the spine is broken, pages are written on or if there is a sticker on the cover. I mean I get absolutely furious! So people like Lydia, please don't touch my books.
I thought her name was "Brett"
I definitely pick the skin around my nails and my lip skin but my biggest one is like the first one about talking to yourself but it’s more like talking the characters from my favorite books that are on rotation in my head “watching me” like a play. If I’m completely alone, I’ll say something that I would have said to my fiancé or a friend but to basically no one but also to book characters. Or if something happens I’ll look up like in The Office, but to where I picture the characters watching. I know that sounds crazy
Whoa, I have fake arguments and conversations in the shower too. It isn't just me!
I literally fix everyone’s toilet paper 🧻 on the roll whenever I go to their house if the paper isn’t loaded the correct way according to the U.S. patent, which is over the top.
😂I'm sure I've pissed some people off too 👍
@@ScrappyXFL yep it drives me nuts if it’s in wrong.
Over the top is the hygienic way.
I do too! hahaha
Please explain why over the top is good, I have a cat, she'll unroll it every time. So I prefer the mullet position
I love the smell of the brown paper towels after I have dried my hands with them. Its a nostalgia thing I think, but I only smell my own paper towels not other people's and I just take one whiff before tossing it in the garbage.
A lot of relatable things being said here 😂.
The cocoon thing is SOOO CUTE! 😍😍😍
Yo Brett.....
Fuck all dem folks slandering the ketchup-on-eggs eaters
I woke up once with my pillow all the way across the room.
I dated a 35 yr old guy who sucked his thumb at night. . .
I draw diagonal lines on floor and ceiling tiles. Also while on the phone I move around the tiles like a knight in chess.
Here's one I didn't think of until now. Instead of picking out my clothes when I get up in the morning or laying something out before I go to bed, I take the clothes I took of when I went to bed the night before and wear them. Then, when I take a shower, I'll change clothes and wear that for the rest of the day. Basically, unless I have something specific I have to wear for work or something, I change clothes when I take a shower instead of when I get up. I only wear the new clothes for a few hours after I shower, so they are still clean enough to use in the morning. There's less to do in the morning that way, and you also end up doing less laundry.
I do the exact same thing. Wife thought it was weird at first, but she does it now too.
I lay on the floor to crack my back, I also always close the toilet seat before flushing
When she is a 10, but she puts ketchup on her eggs…. 🤢
Just be yourself! Follow your heart, Brett Cooper!
Ketchup on eggs? Normal. I put ketchup on cottage cheese. It is amazing.
This person knows whats up.
Doing laundry is such a chore for me sometimes. I usually just go through all my clean clothes while they're sitting in the hamper without ever putting them away.
My weird habit is assigning genders to numbers/letters.
Oddly enough 7 has a crush on 9 but 8 is between them and they can’t be together.
3 and 6 are siblings.
2 and 4 are best friends. Both male
3 and 9 and good friends. 3 is younger and 9 is older.
This is weird 🤣
Wow, I had it to some extent when I was a kid.
ASSIGNING GENDERS? What if a number is trans? Are you misgendering a number? Lol
@@dinosaurtimeandfunnyvideos PLEEASEEEE 😩 I thought I was on Twitter for a sec 🤣
YES. When I was little I thought that the number 5 should be “male”, because the horizontal line at the top of the number reminded me visually of the top of a crew-cut (a traditionally “male” haircut). For some reason I thought that the number 2 seemed like it should be a girl.
I thought I was the only person who did this 😂
Did you even ask the numbers their preferred pronouns?! So not progressive!
Brett just gotta order small coffees or something lol
I relate totally to the biting the inside of your cheek and also my tongue lol all the way back In the 4th grade i used to get yelled at by teachers thinking I was chewing gum but I'd explain what I was doing they either gave me judgmental looks and said yea that's uhm weird or accused me of swallowing the gum in order to not get in trouble which didn't make a lot of sense to me because regardless I was still in trouble 😂