Well I can't argue with a lot of the advice of Too Old For Frosted Tips Man...until the "forgive people who do unspeakable evil to you" subtext starts bubbling up. Seriously, that girl in black needed Child Protective Services, not a thump from the Bible.
Plot twist, her mom is actually god. She's one petty and spiteful mother.
God is what I call my 12 gauge
Do you think god frosts his tips?
THE LORD SHALL SMITE MINE ENEMIES
I feel like there's a post-hypnotic suggestion embedded somewhere in here.
it's God
using post-hypnotic suggestion on God
Just have lunch with friends when one of your friends steals your girlfriend
This is gold
My Dark Lord, the battle is joined.
Video title would be a kikass Slayer album.
Well I can't argue with a lot of the advice of Too Old For Frosted Tips Man...until the "forgive people who do unspeakable evil to you" subtext starts bubbling up. Seriously, that girl in black needed Child Protective Services, not a thump from the Bible.
But God has commanded you to love and obey your parents! Regardless of the most horrible abuse! Praise be!
This makes me angry for some reason.
god!...ya-riiiiight