The best two signs I've seen were on a board outside the Caledonian Hotel on O'Connell St, North Adelaide: "When I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider taking it up", and "A meal without wine is called breakfast".
I wish that I could have saved the picture I got in a men's room at a business in Plano, Texas. It said, "Employees must wash hands. If you can't find an employee then feel free to wash your own hands."
The one about ‘One day Canada will take over the world and then you’ll be sorry’ reminded me of a joke a few years back that was voted best in the Edinburgh Festival. The performer said ‘When I was young, I said I wanted to be a comedian when I grew up and everybody laughed at me. Well, nobody’s laughing now’.
@@grannytakesatrip1128 Silly comment: Edinburgh is part of the UK and people from all over the country perform at the festival, and this was years ago, as I said. You either didn’t read the post or you don’t know geography.
I worked at a bookstore that had a sign that said “unattended children will be given a free kitten.” In the 3 years I worked there, one kid read it and told her mom not to come down with her so she could get a kitten 😂
@@tranz2deep these veterinarians (3) were all from Canada. This was in Florida-guess they traded snow for sunshine. Really nice group, wish I could find some just like them. Great with pets and people.
Sign at an equestrian center: if you like to ride slow, we have horses which go slow, if you like fast, we have those that go fast. If you’ve never ridden, you are in luck, we have horses that have never been ridden!
7:55 Way back on a certain date, a guy went to traffic court charged with illegal parking. He arrived with a dictionary. For his testimony he defined Stoping, digging into a mine shaft or stope to get something out of the ground. As the signage had been misspelled "No stoping" he asked the charges be dropped. The judge did so on the grounds the man had indeed done no illegal mining and added "As this is Friday the 13th and a full moon, anything can happen so I'll roll with it. Case dismissed."
I remember some time ago in France a ticket was dismissed because the cop who had written the ticket had abbreviated the name of the city Toulouse as TLSE. The driver argued that he couldn't have been in that city at the time because there's no city named TLSE.
@@louisfrancisco2171 Yeah, I'm unsure which Stock Exchange is coded TLSE (ala NYSE for New York's) but I guarantee it didn't have a speed limit for that driver.
@@tranz2deep The TLSE is an improved high performance frequency synthesizer ideal for many SatCom, telecommunication and instrumentation applications. This synthesizer’s frequency control is via standard industrial busses and has multi-drop capabilities. The input reference frequencies are either 5, 10 or 100 MHz. Additionally, the synthesizer circuitry cleans-up the input reference signal. With no input present the unit switches automatically to the internal reference. This design is field proven and has been deployed in critical applications throughout the world. The TLSE offers excellent value providing great performance at a low cost
On a sharp bend in the road by a pond next to the road, someone had put a sign....slow, ducks crossing! So some driver had written....Don't worry, I'll soon speed them up!
OMG!!!! this is so hilarious. Bet I will be lauhing my way to bed because it's about night night time. Thank you four brilliant laughables. Love it ❤😂😅
I saw a great sign at KFC a while back..... at the top it said "Now Hiring".... underneath that it said "Chicken Nuggets"..... My husband and I went through the drive through, placed our order, then I asked the cashier "Is it really that bad that you are now hiring chicken nuggets?!!" I pointed to the sign, she started laughing then told her manager. That had been up on their sign for weeks.... and they didn't realize what it said? The sign was changed to something else the next time I drove by.... LOL!!!
3:44 I have been to a Robin Williams show in the nose bleed seat. The family behind my husband and I were setting out plastic containers. They were making fajitas! It actually happens. 😂
The highway patrol placed one of those mobile radar units close to my house. It was one that takes pics of cars. As I was on my way home I saw the lights come on for the car up ahead and the sign said “Got Ya!!!”
Toiletman made me laugh out loud!!! 🚽 🧍♂️ Wonder where “Toiletman” would do his quick change? And who would be his sidekick? Plungerboy? 🪠 👦 with arch nemesis: Sewer Rat! 🐀
I'm a Southerner from Georgia, born in Alabama, and when I was on a trip to the Algonquin Provincial Park in 1972, the Canadian locals calling me a Yank really freaked me out. I've never really been able to forgive Canada, but the park was nice.
How many generations didn't get the "Happy Little Trees" ahead sign? I've got to admit that the No Ball Games sign with the owl hit in the head by a tennis ball was Greek to me.
I've ordered some no diving stickers to go with my "voice activated" electric hand dryer ones. Another fun one is the "for rectal use only" stickers I put on the produce
I've read 2 scifi stories where Canada became the world government. One was a short story called "Just Peace". I think it was in Galaxy magazine. In that one a colonial agent, a Brazilian arrives at a colonial planet which has divided into 2 hostile cultures. He has an English first name because the Canadian Hegemony's language is the language of Earth. I suppose he might have had a French name as well. The other takes place in America, mostly in New York City. That is "Beyond This Horizon" (1942) by Robert Heinlein. As the story progresses we find New York was depopulated of Americans and recolonized by Canadians. Americans had solved the problem of toxic masculinity and violent crime by eliminating some genes in men. All was peaceful until some pipsqueak country invaded and all Americans could do was say things reminiscent of "Peace, man" and "I feel your pain." Americans wouldn't even ask an ally for help because that would be too violent. So Americans were exterminated. The unnamed aggressor strayed into Canada and the Canadians swarmed south, defeated the aggressor and occupied the empty US. Seeing the Americans' mistake the Canadians reversed their stance on private guns and became an aggressive open carry society with public dueling. American gun owners today sometimes say, "An armed society is a polite society." They say that without knowing that it comes from Heinlein's novel.
Every bad driver in the world wants to piss and moan about not using blinkers, but speeding, running red-lights and drunk-driving is o.k.???? This world! smh
25 MPH - Yes ! Your car CAN go that slow ! Maybe the car can, but I most certainly can't unless I'm stuck in traffic and can't find a safe exit route ! Pokey drivers (doing 30/35 in a 40 mph zone) are too infuriating, so unless it's a school or construction zone, FERGEDDABOUTIT ! 🤔
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The best two signs I've seen were on a board outside the Caledonian Hotel on O'Connell St, North Adelaide: "When I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider taking it up", and "A meal without wine is called breakfast".
I wish that I could have saved the picture I got in a men's room at a business in Plano, Texas. It said, "Employees must wash hands. If you can't find an employee then feel free to wash your own hands."
What business? Maybe someone else can get a picture.
@@PharrowlOG You might want to ask Papa Google. Papa Google knows.
😂
Employees must wash hands. We all work somewhere.
The one about ‘One day Canada will take over the world and then you’ll be sorry’ reminded me of a joke a few years back that was voted best in the Edinburgh Festival. The performer said ‘When I was young, I said I wanted to be a comedian when I grew up and everybody laughed at me. Well, nobody’s laughing now’.
🤣😂 it's funny. However Canada will never take over the world because Canada is a part of India now.
The great british comedian Bob Monkhouse told that joke years ago. So I can't see it being voted best at the Edinburgh Festival.
@@grannytakesatrip1128 Silly comment: Edinburgh is part of the UK and people from all over the country perform at the festival, and this was years ago, as I said. You either didn’t read the post or you don’t know geography.
Its real nice Canada decided to get it all done and over in a single day. Thanks, the world is rooting for you
door at work
CAUTION this door is alarmed
note underneath
but is responding well to therapy
I had almost given up on finding anything about which to laugh. Thanks for breaking my dry spell. Much loud laughing experienced here.
Agreed!! 👍
If Canada took over the world, then we'd all be as sweet as maple 🍁 syrup!
I am so grateful to you for bringing us such joy and laughter. I really needed this today. Thank you 🙏🏽
Struggling to stay indoors?
Try shaving off your eyebrows!
🤣🤣🤣 Genius!!
Dear Canada, keep your dreams. We love you anyway.
I used to write on my cafe's chalkboard ~ " Unattended children will be given an espresso & promised a Free puppy"
Unattended children
Will be given a Red Bull
And taught to swear.
I worked at a bookstore that had a sign that said “unattended children will be given a free kitten.” In the 3 years I worked there, one kid read it and told her mom not to come down with her so she could get a kitten 😂
My vet had the sign “unattended children will be given an espresso and a free kitten”. They were all from Canada.
@@pamelablume1637 That's a lot of Canadian Espresso.
@@tranz2deep these veterinarians (3) were all from Canada. This was in Florida-guess they traded snow for sunshine. Really nice group, wish I could find some just like them. Great with pets and people.
Sign at an equestrian center: if you like to ride slow, we have horses which go slow, if you like fast, we have those that go fast. If you’ve never ridden, you are in luck, we have horses that have never been ridden!
I sat here to watch every minute of this ,laughing, needed this . Thank you. And, the comments are just as good.
Sign in front window of store in Las Vegas: If its in stock, we have it.
If we can find it, it must be there.
Love these. Thank you for giving us enough time to read them.
😂😂😂😂
7:55 Way back on a certain date, a guy went to traffic court charged with illegal parking. He arrived with a dictionary. For his testimony he defined Stoping, digging into a mine shaft or stope to get something out of the ground. As the signage had been misspelled "No stoping" he asked the charges be dropped. The judge did so on the grounds the man had indeed done no illegal mining and added "As this is Friday the 13th and a full moon, anything can happen so I'll roll with it. Case dismissed."
I remember reading that in a book many years (decades?) ago. Supposedly a true case.
Was that Judge Frank Caprio presiding?
I remember some time ago in France a ticket was dismissed because the cop who had written the ticket had abbreviated the name of the city Toulouse as TLSE. The driver argued that he couldn't have been in that city at the time because there's no city named TLSE.
@@louisfrancisco2171 Yeah, I'm unsure which Stock Exchange is coded TLSE (ala NYSE for New York's) but I guarantee it didn't have a speed limit for that driver.
@@tranz2deep The TLSE is an improved high performance frequency synthesizer ideal for many SatCom, telecommunication and instrumentation applications. This synthesizer’s frequency control is via standard industrial busses and has multi-drop capabilities. The input reference frequencies are either 5, 10 or 100 MHz. Additionally, the synthesizer circuitry cleans-up the input reference signal. With no input present the unit switches automatically to the internal reference.
This design is field proven and has been deployed in critical applications throughout the world. The TLSE offers excellent value providing great performance at a low cost
Thanks! All of these are LOL funny. At 4:27 it reminded me of a sign a relative posted:
"We don't swim in your toilet, please do not pee in our Pool!"
Laughed out loud several times!
On a sharp bend in the road by a pond next to the road, someone had put a sign....slow, ducks crossing! So some driver had written....Don't worry, I'll soon speed them up!
Many thanks, brightened my day after just watching the news 🇬🇧
Mine too!
What a wonderful video.
Don't watch that stuff!
It's meant to scare and make you unhappy.
PS: same goes for all those actuality/talk shows.
OMG!!!! this is so hilarious. Bet I will be lauhing my way to bed because it's about night night time. Thank you four brilliant laughables. Love it ❤😂😅
Exodus 20:7
I really needed the smiles and giggles! Thanks 🤗
Yeah-NO JIGGLING😝😝😝
Yes, your car can go that slowly.
I need that sign! Everyone around here thinks they're on the highway, not city streets!
I saw a great sign at KFC a while back..... at the top it said
"Now Hiring".... underneath that it said
"Chicken Nuggets".....
My husband and I went through the drive through, placed our order, then I asked the cashier "Is it really that bad that you are now hiring chicken nuggets?!!" I pointed to the sign, she started laughing then told her manager.
That had been up on their sign for weeks.... and they didn't realize what it said? The sign was changed to something else the next time I drove by.... LOL!!!
I actually saw a good few that I have never seen before.
3:44 I have been to a Robin Williams show in the nose bleed seat. The family behind my husband and I were setting out plastic containers. They were making fajitas! It actually happens. 😂
Oh, I had so many chuckles watching this! Well done! And, thank you!
The squirrel at 12:49 had me laughing to the point of tears. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Me too. I want a copy of the other sign 2:43 for our yard! 😮
The highway patrol placed one of those mobile radar units close to my house. It was one that takes pics of cars. As I was on my way home I saw the lights come on for the car up ahead and the sign said “Got Ya!!!”
It is not often that I laugh at every single part in a compilation xD
Had a really bad day and found this - Laughed and laughed! Thank you!
Thanks for my chuckles today.
Thanks for the laugh. Wow did I need it 😂😂😂❤❤❤
Toiletman made me laugh out loud!!! 🚽 🧍♂️ Wonder where “Toiletman” would do his quick change? And who would be his sidekick? Plungerboy? 🪠 👦 with arch nemesis: Sewer Rat! 🐀
Thank you i havent laughed so hard in awhile (my cat was concerned)🤣🤣🤣😹
Thank you so much, just what I needed 🤣🤣🤣
Absolutely brilliant. Thank you for making me laugh so much!!
i just love the sounds in this video
Another comment for you I do love that Canadian sign a very polite threat😂
Now I feel TERRIBLE for TOILETMAN...
awwww.
0:52 that is so true😂
Funny Stuff, Thanks for the Belly Laugh.
4:26 in a customers bathroom, several floor tiles read NO DIVING.
"Clown's to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you!"
Finer words never been spoken.
I'm ready for canada to take over, i wish i had moved there when i had the chance ❤❤
Canada doesn't want the garbage to move up there
I'm a Southerner from Georgia, born in Alabama, and when I was on a trip to the Algonquin Provincial Park in 1972, the Canadian locals calling me a Yank really freaked me out. I've never really been able to forgive Canada, but the park was nice.
Lived there three years. Alberta is nice, good people. Rest are woke crybabies.
Delta ready when you are
@@higgme1ster Weird
WET PAINT
Handwritten note below:
“ This is not an instruction”
Everyone should just stop watching the news.
Got lots of chuckles!!
Thank you, really enjoyed these, just what I needed after a tough day 😊
Everyone would apologize for their bad behavior 😂 and hold the door open for you
I'm a lady ... I hold the door for people. I also say while I'm doing it that "chivalry hasn't died, it's only had a sex-change!"
@@jeanh3995 🤣🤣🤣
Just loved it!
I'm part Canadian, so it all good.
Dear Canada, it’s the 21st century. If you were going to do it, you’d have done it by now.
How do you know we haven't already taken over?
@@InterNetIncWe still say SORRY correctly.
The state of the world? Canadians are smarter than wanting to take over the problems of the world.
They did it but you were not paying attention!!!!!!!
Dear non-Canadian, we don’t brag about it. We move in the shadows. 😅
Great collection, I haven't laughed this much in a while!
Hilarious!
The Canada one tickled me I love my Canuck Neighbors
The signs are laugh out loud funny 😅
Is the gynecology/ restaurant sign a subtle suggestion that men should 'eat out' more often 😂
ROFLOL,, I haven't had a great belly laugh in a long time, not much to laugh about these days, right? Oh and funny cat 🐈 videos lol😊😅
Some of these really tickled me.
Any more and you will hear from my lawyer.
So was Scotty. James Doohan flew an observation plane for Canada at DDay.
So funny. Thanks!
Eyebrows sign had me LMFAO
This is the best Funny Signs video I stumbled across. I laughed Almost all the signs made me laugh. 😆
Wild animals=children....same thing 😂
Thank you 🙏👏👏👏few still real 😁🏆👋☮️
How many generations didn't get the "Happy Little Trees" ahead sign?
I've got to admit that the No Ball Games sign with the owl hit in the head by a tennis ball was Greek to me.
Thanks! I needed that.
How about the sign that just said ,do not throw stones at this notice .😂
12:26 he only has 3 boys? try 5 girls AND 3 boys! Sit THEM at your table and teach! lol oh, and all their friends, too!
Thanks for the laughs!
Good old fashioned humorous signs. Nowadays the woke would have most of them banned as offensive to the poor darlings. Keep the Happy Bears coming.
Interesting starter; Someone found a regular Wrong Way sign and undid the top bolt, turning it on the other so it was "Wrong Way" up.
I've ordered some no diving stickers to go with my "voice activated" electric hand dryer ones. Another fun one is the "for rectal use only" stickers I put on the produce
get some stickers saying 'organic ben wa balls' and put it on the onions.
I've read 2 scifi stories where Canada became the world government. One was a short story called "Just Peace". I think it was in Galaxy magazine. In that one a colonial agent, a Brazilian arrives at a colonial planet which has divided into 2 hostile cultures. He has an English first name because the Canadian Hegemony's language is the language of Earth. I suppose he might have had a French name as well.
The other takes place in America, mostly in New York City. That is "Beyond This Horizon" (1942) by Robert Heinlein. As the story progresses we find New York was depopulated of Americans and recolonized by Canadians. Americans had solved the problem of toxic masculinity and violent crime by eliminating some genes in men. All was peaceful until some pipsqueak country invaded and all Americans could do was say things reminiscent of "Peace, man" and "I feel your pain." Americans wouldn't even ask an ally for help because that would be too violent. So Americans were exterminated. The unnamed aggressor strayed into Canada and the Canadians swarmed south, defeated the aggressor and occupied the empty US. Seeing the Americans' mistake the Canadians reversed their stance on private guns and became an aggressive open carry society with public dueling.
American gun owners today sometimes say, "An armed society is a polite society." They say that without knowing that it comes from Heinlein's novel.
The Heinlan Sci Fi stories were great. I learned most of my science from them.
Lots of photo-shopping done here.
My friend and I were at a gas station. The sign read burgers with gas. There was a Mexican restaurant with one pig cooking another pig in a pot.
Some of these signs are genius.
Liked the one where it said tired of being fat and ugly just be ugly
Every bad driver in the world wants to piss and moan about not using blinkers, but speeding, running red-lights and drunk-driving is o.k.???? This world! smh
7:06 Well, we finally know Shrek's last name is Kilroy.
One day Canada will take over the world. You will all be sorry...... that's the funniest part of this video.
Our propaganda is working.
7:25 got me crying😂😭
FACEBOOK REHABILITATION 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cheers from the Pacific West Coast of Canada
That thumbnail slays!
You forgot the one that said, Private Sign . . . . Do Not Read . . .
Happy Bears is the one who put a lot of these signs up.
14:50 So true…..HEY … I resemble that fact
Don't do it Canada. You will regret it forever.
Thanks I needed a good laugh
Crazy to see State Theatre of TC, MI on there!! My husband says…and not Roy’s General Store. IYKYK.
It would be okay, eh?
Earth is flat. The cats should just push off the eternal parasites.
13:07 Dale’s not wrong!
25 MPH - Yes ! Your car CAN go that slow ! Maybe the car can, but I most certainly can't unless I'm stuck in traffic and can't find a safe exit route ! Pokey drivers (doing 30/35 in a 40 mph zone) are too infuriating, so unless it's a school or construction zone,
FERGEDDABOUTIT ! 🤔
Yeah but that doesn't mean the guy behind you can😢
@2:17 - close enough.
Sign: To complain about the elephants, go to the Elephant Complaint Office.
Surprisingly many that were really funny!
There's a dry cleaners near me called "Un cleaners"
Would it be so bad if Canada took over the world! Think about it - Captain Kirk and Mr Spock came from Canada!
Lots about Canada makes sense?
No sir! Mr. Spock was from Vulcan. Leonard Nimoy was from Canada.
No it actually wouldn't at this point
@@navret1707Vulcan is in Alberta Canada.
Captain Kirk was
From Iowa!!