norton sucks so bad he makes whitney not look totally cringey. That fool has never been funny his specials are just dull. It amazing people pay money for these terrible cringey hacks.
Im not even 5 minutes in and I already wanted to throw my phone out if the room when whitney brought up her show for no reason and bert repeated her but in his excruciating screech laugh voice
Tony loves it lmao Just exposing the worst comics without having to say a damn thing. The magic of the show is even the guests flopping makes a good show
@@bunnyluver2176 Look it up, it’s his trademark bit. Apparently he was a college kid on a trip to Russia, and ended up getting drunk with some Russian mobsters. They called him “The Machine” because he could keep up with them while drinking.
@@christianc8453 none of you guys even watched the episode. Burt actually did really damn good. You gotta remember this is a live event. You don't know who's coming up until the last minute so there literally is zero prep. This video has like the two jokes he missed on vs a full episode. I don't remember Whitney standing out much but burt actually did good
Bert and Whitney together is like two 8 year old kids at the dinner table that have had too much sugar, not enough sleep, and are competing to be the center of attention.
I've realized that Bert and Tom let fame get to their heads. They (unlike the rogan model at the mothership) feel entitled to get laughs to stroke their ego. Joe isn't a fantastic comic in my opinion, but he understands the grind and what comedy really is about. Not everyone is a chappelle, attell or carlin. A comic needs to know their place and keep up on it. Tom and Bert are just Podcasters at this point. At Least Tom makes some good specials annually, even if he just flaunts his money. However people like Gillis and normand will always come out on top because they works constantly at it because they love the game.
@@TrunkyDunksI think Shane and Normand are number 1 and 2 best current comics right now. If we were in the radio era Normand would be a legend with that voice and level of brilliant comedy
It was truly gratifying to glance over at Norton, a comedian who literally has more than a dozen fan-made compilations on RUclips centered around his infectious laugh, and see him wearing the equivalent of the 😐emote
bert treats his audience like theyre his little nephew that thinks being loud is the funniest shit theyve ever heard. he is also just extremely dilutional in general.
I'm so glad that Mark Normand and Shane Gillis have become more common guests on JRE as of late. Their recent episode together with Ari is one of the all-time best episodes of that entire podcast. I hope the era of Bert, Schaub, Callen, and Whitney Cummings absolutely railroading the episodes they're on is soon to be behind us.
Theyve been doing the 'protect our parks' podcast for awhile theres like 7 or 8 of em out now. Its when Ari, Mark & Shane are on JRE together. Agreed there great i havent seen the latest yet tho!
They’ve been coming on less and less since he’s moved to Austin. All the fighter companions just are unbearable. Along with Tom and Bert. Ari is the only guy who just gets it and knows how to vibe with everyone else.
Dude would be useful in a 19th century battle. Not only because his lardacious physique could serve as rations but everyone gets to channel that rage into slaughtering the peasant army on the other side of the field.
Punky obviously thinks that there is a hierarchy and behaves like this in her personal life I'm sure. She's the kind of person that kisses a upward to those she subconsciously perceives as better than her and turns around and takes it out on people she thinks are lower than her. Using Florentine to dress down William? Ridiculous! And the best part? William does not give _ ____
Punkie clearly thinks her being on SNL puts her in the top tier with those other two guests, and her insecurity drove her to nag the new comedian she feels owes them something. Her ego will always take over because she's obviously not very funny, and telling someone to "show respect" is one of biggest examples of a fragile ego. People like that deserve to be mocked until they leave the room.
@@RD1R simple. Her ego and general lack of a sense of humor keeps her from understanding a comedy show with a more socially involved format. She doesn't understand ripping on each other unless their is ill intent or vindictiveness, as she appears full of both.
I remember watching the Whitney and Bert episode and my goodness this is just proof that some people really struck gold with the career they have cuz man, it would be really hard to be less talented then Whitney
I’m so glad that Bert and Segura are getting exposed and seeing less spotlight now. I could never tolerate them. The only time they ever made me laugh was when Tom found out Bert drinks a gallon of koolaid for breakfast. That was hilarious.
I used to think Segura could be funny at times but now I think it was just being in the oresence of Theo Vonn etc as he came up. His whole "the poors" thing is sooooo insufferable too
@@bencas9288 I’d say the “women are unfunny” thing applies more to stand up than tv or movies. Of course women are funny in tv and movies, they have people writing scripts for them.
No no I was 100% agreeing with you! I was just bringing that up to show that even he is so much better than them. I wasn't trying to correct you or anything!@@Meatsquadron
@@devonboyer626 you know who else I’m not a fan of in the least bit(mostly his comedy) David Lucas. Idk what it is about him, but he should have been on here too 😂.
He's ok, but I think almost all black comedians that are ok get pushed as if they are comedy gods. Not trying to be controversial but that is my honest take. It's obviously all races this happens to, but I think it's very common with black entertainers to be overestimated in comedy. I don't think as many people would think most of these guys are funny if they weren't tricked into it by clever marketing and big name endorsements. @@Meatsquadron
Yes because he’s so right about if not all but 98% of things I don’t follow comics as deep as he does yet the ones I do which are the main ones he hasn’t being wrong from shulz , Rogan , chappelle , Whitney so on
That first clip with Bert and Whitney is all I needed to see, anything with them 2 together must be freakin painful. They are terrible. You really take ones for the team watching through all this garbage!
You could take the drunk out of that sentence and still be true. But what’s that saying? You can take the drunk out of Bert, but you never take the Bert out of drunk? Did I get it?
You can tell Jim Norton felt like the other 3 Beatles when John decided to bring Yoko to scream and distract everyone in the studio whilst the grown ups are trying to work
I think drunk Joe Rogan was a great guest. It was just so pure the whole time. The part where he hugged the random black guy thinking it was David Lucas is an all time moment😂
Knowing what happened before the episode made it better for me. Watching the result of Joe drinking competitively was funny, just a different kind of funny.
It was amazing I never enjoyed Joe Rogan but, he was so wholesome and I loved the energy I never knew he was so high energy I got hyped if that LETS GOO 😂
@@69nites right? There's like a whole lore around it. Protect our parks ended abruptly, allegedly because Joe started throwing up and he passed out later. Then he comes walking out like nothing happened and you think he's some kind of legend, but once he starts talking you quickly find out he's basically still blacked out😂
Punky is not well known. I watch way more comedy than most people and I’ve never heard her name spoken out loud until this episode. And nowadays being on SNL is more a mark of shame than a badge of pride.
Bert and Whitney literally heckled the whole show. On top of their shitty performances, they were having side conversations and giggling in the middle of peoples sets the whole time. Which is something you do not do. As professional comedians, it was disgraceful to see. How the rest of the table let them get away with it was kinda messed up.
@@wandreams2345 “speaking up” and having discussions with each other 15 feet away from the comic AS THEY’RE PERFORMING are 2 completely different things. that’s disrespectful and classless AF, but is perfectly unsurprising, considering how many signs of narcissism that they each display on the daily
Jim Norton basically fills in a Mad Libs-type joke, and Bert and Whitney pretend that something mildly amusing is a literal laugh riot. Norton even looked embarrassed that they were cackling and swinging from the rafters over C+ material.
Whitney is so fragile it's ridiculous. If the crowd doesn't erupt in laughter after everything she says, she gets all offended, etc..etc.... I cannot stand her.
Yeah when she went on Andrew Schultz’s pod and they just roasted each other for a good 5 minutes and then the trailer for her new special…… sad. Bert is just annoying and nothing funny about him
@@bd1zzletbf, Schulz was such a shithead on that episode he made me empathize with Whitney. Andrew sucks worse than Bert and Whitney. He’s 40 and acts like a 20 year old wigger.
Everyone seems to be overlooking the fact that *people paid good money* thinking they had tickets to go see Kill Tony, life is good. I cannot imagine the pain, the white hot anger watching not just Bart being introduced, but Whitney along with him. Not even Jim Norton is enough to redeem the seventh circle of hell being unleashed by these two being together on stage.
I see somebody's been hanging around the kill Tony subreddit lol. This video is 100% on point. Punky is maybe the worst person that's ever been on the show, period.
@clevergirlaah1251 punkie Johnson, the SNL cast member. She's the opposite of funny, but she tee'd up William for one of his greatest moments in the shows history..lol
@@tuffturner3296 nah, Ric was a horrible choice for a guest, but at least that whole incident went down in infamy and created some hilarious inside jokes. He's a drunk old man from a completely different generation with an entirely skewed View of the world since he was essentially a bunch of kids childhood hero. I blame Tony for that. He didn't even clue him into the format before he had him on after a day of getting smashed on vodka cranberries..😅 Punky on the other hand, should know better, and not get overly serious on a comedy show, while simultaneously completely missing the context. She obviously isn't a fan of the show or she would have known that that's Williams entire stick. Berate the guests and pretend he doesn't know who they are or care. That s*** is hilarious. HE NEVAH GONNA STAAAHP!!!
@@willpowerfpv3246who’s even on SNL anymore? Is Pete Davidson still there? every time I catch a clip from that show it doesn’t even make my teeth show with a smile.
At some point hopefully Whitney and Bert will realize they are more annoying than funny. They are like the drunk friend who won’t shut up and let other people speak 🙄
Bert knows it haha he got so hurt when Katt Williams mentioned that the Rogan comedians weren't funny, he didn't name anyone, but Burt knows he's one of them.
The way Jimmy is looking around like what the hell is even going on right now while someone bombs and needs attention must’ve been giving him ptsd flashbacks of Opie
Bert’s whole comedy routine requires you to follow every podcast and be invested in his family and personal affairs and care about it even though he’s just some guy you’ve never met and even then there’s no way what he says is actually that funny. I’m so sick of comedians talking about their family stories and kids or just preaching at me trying to get claps and cheats instead of laughs. Just make funny jokes about any topic and I’m happy. I just want comedy, not inside jokes like we’re buddies shooting the shit or political opinions like I’m supposed to cheat for you being woke/talking shit about one group of people while propping yours up
Indeed! And the same goes for women comedians who talk about their vaginas or sex. Every f***ing one of them seems to do it. It's nuts. They're either obsessed with themselves or have absolutely no imagination.
@@UrialTheDarkOne So what you're telling me is you don't understand the whole point of stand-up comedy is to construct set-ups and punchlines. Most famous "comics" these days being unable to actually craft a narrative built on jokes, instead solely rely on talking about their lives. Comedy isn't talking about your life on a stage -- or else the only difference between a comedian and a narcissist would be that one is on stage.
@@bigmaryhelen The most famous comics in history have told stories about their own lives and turned it all into jokes. Carlin, Kinison, Pryor, Chapelle, Dangerfield, Foxworthy, ect.. All used stories from their lives as the basis for material. If you don't like Bert or Whitney thats fine but you can't attack the artform and then turn around and call yourself a fan.
I absolutely love William Montgomery as someone who didn't really get him when first watching him a while back. He definitely got better once he went sober too.
Im convinced Comedy has evolved to become comparable to modern politics : the voices representing / articulating the concerns of common people becoming a breeding ground for self-interested careerists
Great episode great content! I click on every single video of yours now. I remember back when you had like 5k subscribers and I saw one your videos. I gave you some constructive criticism but I was pretty harsh. You took the high road and thanked me! Also I’ve never had another criticism of your content since bc it’s been nothing but stellar
Kill Tony show is about new dudes getting into comedy and quick funny one liners from Guest & maybe some advice and a heavy dose of Tony keeping the train on track. It's not about the guests they just need to enjoy the ride. Whitney and Bert are not that type of dudes tho. They probably thinking "i need to do something funny so people talk or remember me". That why they're not a good fit in that context
I first thought tom and joe were to cool for school on the 10 year as well, until i started realizing that it was a stadium show and the energy is much different. Imagine sitting in stage in front of 3000 people instead of the normal 200. Just like when you are hanging out in with 4 friends, youd act different if there was 40 at a school house party.
It made me want to get some buddies together to go out and buy matching jackets. If we're lucky some TikToker will see a bunch of white dudes buying matching outfits and record it and put up a video saying we're some kind of right wing hate group, then I get to make the rounds on all the podcasts that like to have canceled people on the show.
Like the video to help out the algorithm! :)
your videos are great, you gonna be a big boy , congraz man
What site were you using at the start of the video?
norton sucks so bad he makes whitney not look totally cringey. That fool has never been funny his specials are just dull. It amazing people pay money for these terrible cringey hacks.
Thanks for doing kill tony content I’d love to see more, it’s such a shit show and has so many comedians on, it’s perfect for the channel:)
😂😂
Bert and Whitney together is truly insufferable.
they should make kids together.
imagine..
@@guessvhat the kid would be normal probs haha
@@silosis💀
Im not even 5 minutes in and I already wanted to throw my phone out if the room when whitney brought up her show for no reason and bert repeated her but in his excruciating screech laugh voice
Gotta hand it to Jim Norton for actually redeeming the episode at times.
Tony loves it lmao
Just exposing the worst comics without having to say a damn thing. The magic of the show is even the guests flopping makes a good show
Typical gay guy move lmaoo, no other demographic could be so sneaky 😂
It’s not sneaky it’s actually a genius way like the guy above said , they expose themselves 😂
Unfortunately it almost always makes the episode unwatchable.
Tony is one of em
@squibbelsmcjohnson no way I forget
Bert should tell the super true Machine story again using that pig squeal fake laugh the entire time. He hasn't told it nearly enough times.
A clip of him laughing goes viral once and he makes it his whole personality
What is this "machine" story you're referring to? Im familiar with Bert but idk what ur talking about 😂😂😂
@@bunnyluver2176 Look it up, it’s his trademark bit. Apparently he was a college kid on a trip to Russia, and ended up getting drunk with some Russian mobsters. They called him “The Machine” because he could keep up with them while drinking.
@@bucknasty69 bruh....he was being sarcastic lol
@@weekly1081 Whoops I must have missed that lol
Calling Punky "well known" is the funniest part of this video.
i would never heard of her if she wasn't in the William Montgomery clip
Same
She’s on snl you know she’s woke lefty and probably racist as well
Who is she, anyway?
@@Σατανας666 woman pretending to be a man, and others pretending she's funny because she's black and lesbian
Burt even took his shirt off during another comics good joke. He's a physociopath
Psychopath
It's his bet bit.
"im fat and shameless, look at me"
Can we just get rid of them in comedy. They’re so bad.
Bro wtf is a physociopath????
@@christianc8453 none of you guys even watched the episode. Burt actually did really damn good. You gotta remember this is a live event. You don't know who's coming up until the last minute so there literally is zero prep. This video has like the two jokes he missed on vs a full episode. I don't remember Whitney standing out much but burt actually did good
Bert and Whitney together is like two 8 year old kids at the dinner table that have had too much sugar, not enough sleep, and are competing to be the center of attention.
And when its not your kids or your house its hilarious
Pretty damn accurate
That Botox has destroyed her mind and the other guy is just stupid to begin with.
Nailed it
I couldn’t finish that episode it was so bad. Whitney half taking her shirt off after Bort was super cringe
I’ve had food poisoning funnier than Bert
I've realized that Bert and Tom let fame get to their heads. They (unlike the rogan model at the mothership) feel entitled to get laughs to stroke their ego. Joe isn't a fantastic comic in my opinion, but he understands the grind and what comedy really is about. Not everyone is a chappelle, attell or carlin. A comic needs to know their place and keep up on it. Tom and Bert are just Podcasters at this point. At Least Tom makes some good specials annually, even if he just flaunts his money. However people like Gillis and normand will always come out on top because they works constantly at it because they love the game.
Imagine Bert fake laughing for that long and no one bites 😂
So are hemorrhoids. Absolutely hilarious, by comparison.
@@TrunkyDunksI think Shane and Normand are number 1 and 2 best current comics right now.
If we were in the radio era Normand would be a legend with that voice and level of brilliant comedy
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
I remember Donell Rawlings not letting David Lucas roast him and David said, “We not letting no more black people on Kill Tony.” Lol
They're the fucking worst guests. Every time they're on I think great, gonna be a shit episode.
how are they the worst? @@dylanmonstrum1538
@@dylanmonstrum1538only kam patterson and his dad as guests are cool
@@ScrewdUp713 I reckon there's a few others, but they're... probably my favourite
lol Jim Norton sitting up there like “wtf am I doing” 😂
It was truly gratifying to glance over at Norton, a comedian who literally has more than a dozen fan-made compilations on RUclips centered around his infectious laugh, and see him wearing the equivalent of the 😐emote
Haha and he’s done some wild shit in his life 😂
I think everytime Bert's insanely laughing he's actually saying 'me me me meeee meeeee'
Bert is so desperate for validation that he acts like a little girl being told no...
Think my gay 4yo son is manlier
bert treats his audience like theyre his little nephew that thinks being loud is the funniest shit theyve ever heard. he is also just extremely dilutional in general.
Yo I see you comment on Midnight Broadcast all the time,
What up from CO my dude!
@@marcusizayah Hola from Colorado!
@@marcusizayah ayyyy!!! What a nice little way meet someone ✌ literally "what a small world"
Never heard of that punkie girl but makes sense why she's on snl
Never heard of her too. Now I know why.
FUCC SNL
Diversity hire
Yeah the fact William HAD to look her in the eyes and say ‘I’m joking’ says it all
facts
Not gonna lie Punkie Johnson was so unbearable on kill tony. You see Tony as the shows going off having what looks like a serious talk with Punkie.
I think shes the worst guest of all time. You can tell she’s miserable and it gets hard waiting for her outbursts
Def she was the worst guest ever but William had the most epic rebuttal to her lol I AINT EVA GONNA STOPPP
The birth of a classic!@@degeneratechris
"BUT AIN NEVA GUNNA STAHHHHP"
Worst guest, why get on an insult show and get offended, at least Ric Flair left
Drunk Joe Rogan was funny as hell tbh 😂😂 “Yeah I was drunk 20 minutes ago, but right now I can drive” 😂😂
Its very relatable.
-says a lady that got a DWI
No, Rogan's 'comedy' is lowest common denominator to say the least. The fact he's considered a comic is a disgrace to comedy.
The punkie episode gave birth to one of the best catchphrases in kill tony history 😂
If that's the origin I finally understand the hype behind it!
Bert and Whitney at the same time is just disgusting!
Seriously! 🤮
REDBAR IS WATCHING
I'm so glad that Mark Normand and Shane Gillis have become more common guests on JRE as of late. Their recent episode together with Ari is one of the all-time best episodes of that entire podcast. I hope the era of Bert, Schaub, Callen, and Whitney Cummings absolutely railroading the episodes they're on is soon to be behind us.
Theyve been doing the 'protect our parks' podcast for awhile theres like 7 or 8 of em out now. Its when Ari, Mark & Shane are on JRE together. Agreed there great i havent seen the latest yet tho!
They’ve been coming on less and less since he’s moved to Austin. All the fighter companions just are unbearable. Along with Tom and Bert. Ari is the only guy who just gets it and knows how to vibe with everyone else.
Lol you guys and Shane.
@@mushbag5665 There's 10 out now brother.
@@eyeluvverbutterdogsheds4941 Shane is one of the best comedians right now.
Bert's squeals and "laugh" send a visceral rage through my body
Dude would be useful in a 19th century battle. Not only because his lardacious physique could serve as rations but everyone gets to channel that rage into slaughtering the peasant army on the other side of the field.
💯
Why so much hate
💯
🤣 I gotta be in the right mood for it, for sure. I'm a YMH simp though 🤷🏼♀️
Punky obviously thinks that there is a hierarchy and behaves like this in her personal life I'm sure. She's the kind of person that kisses a upward to those she subconsciously perceives as better than her and turns around and takes it out on people she thinks are lower than her. Using Florentine to dress down William? Ridiculous! And the best part? William does not give _ ____
Freddy was gettin ready to eat a spinning back kick
Seriously. I've never seen someone act like more of a bitch in my life.
I wish I couldn've seen him hand it to him on a platter
Punkie clearly thinks her being on SNL puts her in the top tier with those other two guests, and her insecurity drove her to nag the new comedian she feels owes them something. Her ego will always take over because she's obviously not very funny, and telling someone to "show respect" is one of biggest examples of a fragile ego. People like that deserve to be mocked until they leave the room.
Howie Mandel was taking jokes and was just having a good time. The family friendly-ish comedy OG.
Idk how Punkie doesn't get the show.
@@RD1R simple. Her ego and general lack of a sense of humor keeps her from understanding a comedy show with a more socially involved format. She doesn't understand ripping on each other unless their is ill intent or vindictiveness, as she appears full of both.
She’s just not funny lol
Another black comedian who takes themselves way too seriously.
@@sole__doubt exactly
Punky is a great example of how comedians now take themselves way too seriously.
*black comedians
@@WallhacksYT Can you not be dumb. Try just a little for yourself and everyone around in your white hooded community.
@@WallhacksYT Im shocked that RUclips allowed such raw truth to be said.
she needs to be funny to be called a comedian
@@WallhacksYTnot sure what this has to with black ppl specifically 😹
Bragging about creating 2 Broke Girls is criminal.
Only good things about that show were Kat Dennings and the milf from American Pie; at least they’re easy on the eyes.
Worth it only for Kat Dennings
emmy award winner whitney cummings
@@oaktree1626*kat dennings t!ts
@@boyycarolina Her lips won that award. No WAY judges thought that was best sitcom in any reality,let alone YEAR 😂😂
I remember watching the Whitney and Bert episode and my goodness this is just proof that some people really struck gold with the career they have cuz man, it would be really hard to be less talented then Whitney
I’m so glad that Bert and Segura are getting exposed and seeing less spotlight now. I could never tolerate them. The only time they ever made me laugh was when Tom found out Bert drinks a gallon of koolaid for breakfast. That was hilarious.
@@olsh666all because they released some vodka? What are you an alcoholic?
@@jackso_28 Jesus Christ. Really? Sarcasm.
I used to think Segura could be funny at times but now I think it was just being in the oresence of Theo Vonn etc as he came up. His whole "the poors" thing is sooooo insufferable too
i think they are still one the most watch podcasts on youtube next to rogan sadlyu
@@jackso_28are you stoopid?? Sarcasm much ?
That woman is obsessed with thinking people laugh because they’re guys. They don’t laugh at you cus you’re not funny 😂 wth
That’s what women don’t get. We don’t laugh at them because they’re women, we don’t laugh because most women aren’t funny lol
*^ This comment ^*
I loved 30 rock and parks mainly for the female characters funny is funny
@@bencas9288 I’d say the “women are unfunny” thing applies more to stand up than tv or movies. Of course women are funny in tv and movies, they have people writing scripts for them.
@@bucknasty69 true but I have female friends that are top tier funny . N I’m no liberal cuck . They have man humor but it’s not forced .
The best part of the bert whitney ep is when William snapped at berts fake laugh "its not that FUCKIN funny dude" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jim looks genuinely annoyed by Bert and Whitney.
I personally believe Jim Norton is kinda hack, but his work on Tough Crowd with Collin Quinn was legit funny and miles ahead of this!
@@devonboyer626 Oh don’t get me wrong, I don’t think he’s that great in my opinion. It’s just funny to see him get annoyed at those two lol
No no I was 100% agreeing with you! I was just bringing that up to show that even he is so much better than them. I wasn't trying to correct you or anything!@@Meatsquadron
@@devonboyer626 you know who else I’m not a fan of in the least bit(mostly his comedy) David Lucas. Idk what it is about him, but he should have been on here too 😂.
He's ok, but I think almost all black comedians that are ok get pushed as if they are comedy gods. Not trying to be controversial but that is my honest take. It's obviously all races this happens to, but I think it's very common with black entertainers to be overestimated in comedy. I don't think as many people would think most of these guys are funny if they weren't tricked into it by clever marketing and big name endorsements. @@Meatsquadron
Did she just really spit all over every one in the front row?? 😂
I wouldn’t mind 😍
@@pesvids6673me neither, rather it be Sarah Silverman though, or Nikki Glaser
"Maybe I need to stop! But I nevah gonna staah haha" that killed me lmfao
Huh?
@@raiusdaltar1483 it's what William said towards the end of the video.
@@russellw.8620 Keep watching his sets and then you'll get the joke.
@raiusdaltar1483 do u know what lmfao means or "that killed me"? I was laughing at the joke, what even is this conversation.
@@russellw.8620 William constantly responds to guests with "Huuhh?" when they try to make jokes. Like I said, keep watching, you didn't catch it.
Dude, shoutout to you for watching endless hours of hack comedy only to break it down for the public.
… can we give this man a purple heart!?
Yes because he’s so right about if not all but 98% of things I don’t follow comics as deep as he does yet the ones I do which are the main ones he hasn’t being wrong from shulz , Rogan , chappelle , Whitney so on
Not a purple heart lets give this guy his flowers 💐
Hack ? How dare you !
Fuck that shit. Nobody in a comment section can come even close to the shittiest comic this channel has covered.
Yes 💜
That first clip with Bert and Whitney is all I needed to see, anything with them 2 together must be freakin painful. They are terrible. You really take ones for the team watching through all this garbage!
I could physically not watch that kill Tony episode
Physically painful to watch
Having to watch a drunk bert could be considered a form of torture
Well Bert is always drunk so that checks out. He's the worst.
You could take the drunk out of that sentence and still be true. But what’s that saying? You can take the drunk out of Bert, but you never take the Bert out of drunk? Did I get it?
😂 omg 💯
You can tell Jim Norton felt like the other 3 Beatles when John decided to bring Yoko to scream and distract everyone in the studio whilst the grown ups are trying to work
“2 hours can’t shut up for sh!t “ 😂😂😂😂
I think drunk Joe Rogan was a great guest. It was just so pure the whole time. The part where he hugged the random black guy thinking it was David Lucas is an all time moment😂
Knowing what happened before the episode made it better for me. Watching the result of Joe drinking competitively was funny, just a different kind of funny.
It was amazing I never enjoyed Joe Rogan but, he was so wholesome and I loved the energy I never knew he was so high energy I got hyped if that LETS GOO 😂
@@69nites right? There's like a whole lore around it. Protect our parks ended abruptly, allegedly because Joe started throwing up and he passed out later. Then he comes walking out like nothing happened and you think he's some kind of legend, but once he starts talking you quickly find out he's basically still blacked out😂
Some people just cant enjoy a drunk dad moment lol
That wasn't a bad episode at all and Joe was fine idk why it's included there's been worse guest for sure.
Punky is not well known. I watch way more comedy than most people and I’ve never heard her name spoken out loud until this episode. And nowadays being on SNL is more a mark of shame than a badge of pride.
Couldn’t be more accurate, being on SNL really isn’t the flex it used to be and anyone who thinks otherwise is a mindless clapping seal
Just another SNL stooge
SNL is unwatchable anymore. I'm repulsed by the crap they put out.
SNL is terrible now. Used to love watching it as a kid. Now it’s just political nonsense.
@@homeownerwithacombover100% agreed. Show sucks now.
Bert and Whitney literally heckled the whole show. On top of their shitty performances, they were having side conversations and giggling in the middle of peoples sets the whole time. Which is something you do not do. As professional comedians, it was disgraceful to see. How the rest of the table let them get away with it was kinda messed up.
This show is so free form who really cares I like when the guest speak up more sometimes the panel literally just sits there
@@wandreams2345 “speaking up” and having discussions with each other 15 feet away from the comic AS THEY’RE PERFORMING are 2 completely different things. that’s disrespectful and classless AF, but is perfectly unsurprising, considering how many signs of narcissism that they each display on the daily
@@wandreams2345 Whitney and Bert should care, they embarrassed themselves on stage so openly I couldn’t watch
Saw donnell open for Dave Chappelle and all his material was just quoting WAP and was like hurr hurr isn't this dirty
Cause he's not funny at all
I won’t take the drunk joe rogan slander 😂 that shit was legendary
Jim Norton basically fills in a Mad Libs-type joke, and Bert and Whitney pretend that something mildly amusing is a literal laugh riot. Norton even looked embarrassed that they were cackling and swinging from the rafters over C+ material.
Whitney is so fragile it's ridiculous. If the crowd doesn't erupt in laughter after everything she says, she gets all offended, etc..etc.... I cannot stand her.
Yeah when she went on Andrew Schultz’s pod and they just roasted each other for a good 5 minutes and then the trailer for her new special…… sad. Bert is just annoying and nothing funny about him
@@bd1zzletbf, Schulz was such a shithead on that episode he made me empathize with Whitney. Andrew sucks worse than Bert and Whitney. He’s 40 and acts like a 20 year old wigger.
Ditto!!!!
God she’s so un-funny,
…….It’s not even funny.
Oh, the abortion jokes, though, guys!!
That’s gotta be my favorite “ain’t never gonna stop!” 😂
This was the first. It’s historic. This is where that phrase started
FUCK yes!
I do this so much. It's my way of regaining face after apologizing saying I wont do something again
Bert having to assure everybody “that was a funny joke” 😂💀
I’ve heard it twice so far.
7:44 punky is an absolute zero
Everyone seems to be overlooking the fact that *people paid good money* thinking they had tickets to go see Kill Tony, life is good. I cannot imagine the pain, the white hot anger watching not just Bart being introduced, but Whitney along with him. Not even Jim Norton is enough to redeem the seventh circle of hell being unleashed by these two being together on stage.
Was just going to comment that, I feel terrible for the people who paid to attend any of these episodes dude mentioned
Bert reminds me of someone’s drunk dad who’s trying to hang out with the younger people and getting mad that they don’t find him funny
Freddie Gibbs is such a clown 🤡
And racist, he’s lucky he ain’t say that to the wrong person
he makes good music but man that was an embarrassing performance. hard to watch as a fan.
Punky's name is very apt. She behaves like a brat despite barely being on SNL. Meeting stars regularly must really mess with you.
I normally hate these kinda fucking videos but you made solid points and kept it honest, way better than the news networks do lol. Good input my guy
That bert and Whitney ep was so hard to get through.
Thank God for little Yimmy.
Yup, that's why I stopped 15 mins in😅
Omfg the Punkie moment was so bad 😂 Girl you're on fucking Kill Tony
Burt making millions for being a "comedian" is the most degrading thing ever and That freddie stuff was brutal
Industry plants of comedy you see it every day dude was a food channel guy and then did comedy
@@down2spacethat's not what a plant is
freddie was cringy as hell
This guy's keeping me updated on kill Tony lore 😂
The nightmare blunt rotation
I see somebody's been hanging around the kill Tony subreddit lol. This video is 100% on point. Punky is maybe the worst person that's ever been on the show, period.
Who TF is punkie???
@clevergirlaah1251 punkie Johnson, the SNL cast member. She's the opposite of funny, but she tee'd up William for one of his greatest moments in the shows history..lol
Ric flair
@@tuffturner3296 nah, Ric was a horrible choice for a guest, but at least that whole incident went down in infamy and created some hilarious inside jokes. He's a drunk old man from a completely different generation with an entirely skewed View of the world since he was essentially a bunch of kids childhood hero. I blame Tony for that. He didn't even clue him into the format before he had him on after a day of getting smashed on vodka cranberries..😅
Punky on the other hand, should know better, and not get overly serious on a comedy show, while simultaneously completely missing the context. She obviously isn't a fan of the show or she would have known that that's Williams entire stick. Berate the guests and pretend he doesn't know who they are or care. That s*** is hilarious. HE NEVAH GONNA STAAAHP!!!
@@willpowerfpv3246who’s even on SNL anymore? Is Pete Davidson still there? every time I catch a clip from that show it doesn’t even make my teeth show with a smile.
At some point hopefully Whitney and Bert will realize they are more annoying than funny. They are like the drunk friend who won’t shut up and let other people speak 🙄
Bert knows it haha he got so hurt when Katt Williams mentioned that the Rogan comedians weren't funny, he didn't name anyone, but Burt knows he's one of them.
Imagine having only 2 bullets and Whitney, Punky, and Bert are all lined up. Lose lose.
Wdym? They're all lined up, 1 bullet to get them all, and an extra so you can shoot bert twice
The way Jimmy is looking around like what the hell is even going on right now while someone bombs and needs attention must’ve been giving him ptsd flashbacks of Opie
*Tiffany Haddish* = Worst guest ever
Berts laugh is like a kick in the balls
Whitney is terrible anywhere.. she is her biggest fan
Bert’s whole comedy routine requires you to follow every podcast and be invested in his family and personal affairs and care about it even though he’s just some guy you’ve never met and even then there’s no way what he says is actually that funny. I’m so sick of comedians talking about their family stories and kids or just preaching at me trying to get claps and cheats instead of laughs. Just make funny jokes about any topic and I’m happy. I just want comedy, not inside jokes like we’re buddies shooting the shit or political opinions like I’m supposed to cheat for you being woke/talking shit about one group of people while propping yours up
Right!
Indeed! And the same goes for women comedians who talk about their vaginas or sex. Every f***ing one of them seems to do it. It's nuts. They're either obsessed with themselves or have absolutely no imagination.
So what you're telling me is...
You are not a fan of stand-up comedy, you just like setup/punchline knock knock jokes...
@@UrialTheDarkOne So what you're telling me is you don't understand the whole point of stand-up comedy is to construct set-ups and punchlines. Most famous "comics" these days being unable to actually craft a narrative built on jokes, instead solely rely on talking about their lives. Comedy isn't talking about your life on a stage -- or else the only difference between a comedian and a narcissist would be that one is on stage.
@@bigmaryhelen The most famous comics in history have told stories about their own lives and turned it all into jokes. Carlin, Kinison, Pryor, Chapelle, Dangerfield, Foxworthy, ect.. All used stories from their lives as the basis for material. If you don't like Bert or Whitney thats fine but you can't attack the artform and then turn around and call yourself a fan.
That’s so funny you said spit take as an exaggerated comparison and she actually did a literal obnoxious spit take 😂
Lol the only thing I knew about punky before this was homie calling her Marshawn Lynch’s daughter didn’t even know she was on SNL😂
I enjoy a lot how Tony just keeps laughing during these situations
The way Whitney was leaned all over the table and would smile and pan over the audience is wild main character energy
I absolutely love William Montgomery as someone who didn't really get him when first watching him a while back. He definitely got better once he went sober too.
the "who wouldnt make fun of dem jeans" Funniest shit
"2 hours cant shut up for shit" killed me😂🤣🤣
Jim Norton's worst night bombing is funnier than Bert or Whitney have ever been.
Im convinced Comedy has evolved to become comparable to modern politics : the voices representing / articulating the concerns of common people becoming a breeding ground for self-interested careerists
People laugh but Jeselnik is right when he said comics are modern philosophers
They are “great” comedians only by who they know. It’s ridiculous the “comedians” that think they are funny now days.
There’s always been a lot of in-fighting in the comedy world. It’s just a lot more open to the public now cause of the internet.
The time donnel got mad at theo cuz he thought he was serious 😭
Funny how when someone that thinks they are funny can’t make a crowd laugh then be like what’s wrong with you guys
Donnell is famous for being insanely sensitive
These people specialize in smelling their own farts.
Who doesn't love their own brand
How is Bert a comedian?! “Can you tell a joke?” “I was once in the Russian mafia” 👏 👏 👏
The dude couldn't think of one street joke? That's like asking a musician to play a song and they say "I don't know any songs."
Great episode great content!
I click on every single video of yours now.
I remember back when you had like 5k subscribers and I saw one your videos. I gave you some constructive criticism but I was pretty harsh.
You took the high road and thanked me! Also I’ve never had another criticism of your content since bc it’s been nothing but stellar
Whitney is insufferable.
The worst guest was Ric Flair. He literally started talking about his son's suicide on a comedy show.
Donnel is always one of the worst guests.
A has been that never was…
Ashy Larry
@@BobRobsstrikesagain I think if Dave Chappelle is writing for you, anybody can be funny on a few episodes of a tv show.
Yeah he always seemed to me like just a good side character for comedy movies/shows other than that he’s kind of annoying and interrupts every one lol
I’m surprised you didn’t bring up Ryan Long and Chris Faga. Literally almost everything Ryan Long said was so just pain😂
I am so happy that when punkie searches her name for the 3rd time today she can see this.
Least its easy to tell who are narcissists.
William is the best of Kill Tony! He’s definitely my favorite!! 🫶🏼
Whitney and Bert are easily the two comics that “made it” I scratch my head trying to figure out how, why?!?🤷🏼♀️
Friends
Unno Whitney created the show 2 broke girls which was a successful sitcom that made her millions. You can hate her but you can't deny her talent.
@@billnye4213she stinks
They're Jewish.
That's the key.
That Jim Norton joke actually hit lol
It was decent but their overreaction fucking killed the entire moment.
It actually is very funny to me
@@invisibot6it’s probably because the audience was dying for a laugh at that point so the first even mildly funny thing they heard they went off lol
I always wonder how Bert’s wife feels when these two are together 😂 they have “chemistry”
She spits on an audience member? I would have returned the gesture back if that was me
Joe Rogan has world class patience. He would wipe the floor with that horrible “comedian”, but he never reacted to his empty threats.
I agree.
Kill Tony show is about new dudes getting into comedy and quick funny one liners from Guest & maybe some advice and a heavy dose of Tony keeping the train on track. It's not about the guests they just need to enjoy the ride. Whitney and Bert are not that type of dudes tho. They probably thinking "i need to do something funny so people talk or remember me". That why they're not a good fit in that context
I first thought tom and joe were to cool for school on the 10 year as well, until i started realizing that it was a stadium show and the energy is much different. Imagine sitting in stage in front of 3000 people instead of the normal 200. Just like when you are hanging out in with 4 friends, youd act different if there was 40 at a school house party.
Bringing up Two Broke Girls was cringe 😬
Bert getting an entire movie based on a lengthy and shitty joke is wild
They appear high on a stimulant of some kind.
I can’t stand Whitney Cummings
Nothing beats the Joe and Tom guest episode, they literally couldn’t care two shts about the show or Tony
I enjoyed that one as it showed how shit all 3 of them are.
It made me want to get some buddies together to go out and buy matching jackets. If we're lucky some TikToker will see a bunch of white dudes buying matching outfits and record it and put up a video saying we're some kind of right wing hate group, then I get to make the rounds on all the podcasts that like to have canceled people on the show.
@@D-Fens_1632😂😂😂 oddly specific plan you have here
You gotta stop being offended by rich people that don't care about you.. that's crazy
Well Tom knew he couldn't add anything funny to the show
Freddy threatens Joe 😧 for real
But I ain't eva gunna stop 😂