JOCKO SMASH - a Response to PragerU (ft. 6 Minutes of Hysterical Laughing)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @jdprettynails
    @jdprettynails 5 лет назад +1762

    As a Brit, this is kind of what we picture most Americans are like. Enormous giants yelling about freedom at us in a hostile manner.

    • @hazelnut20030
      @hazelnut20030 4 года назад +70

      as an american i am actually jocko

    • @AsG_4_
      @AsG_4_ 4 года назад +7

      So you judge an entire nation based on appearance 👌🤦

    • @princesr
      @princesr 4 года назад +30

      Yeah but obese

    • @cptredhorse5156
      @cptredhorse5156 4 года назад +31

      As an American, I can 100% affirm this as true

    • @Luigipotter
      @Luigipotter 4 года назад +13

      In the south we have this along with the normal southern stereotype but this is normally reserved for politicians and police. It's present here but it's not as common as I think it is elsewhere.

  • @bobcathat8115
    @bobcathat8115 5 лет назад +905

    My man fought in nam and thought that the agent orange was fanta.

    • @user-gl6tn9ho9w
      @user-gl6tn9ho9w 5 лет назад +94

      my man heard code red and thought mountain dew

    • @AgeofCraccadilliaassent
      @AgeofCraccadilliaassent 5 лет назад +1

      Lmaoff IKR

    • @frey8078
      @frey8078 5 лет назад +7

      Fuckin hell the hyena cackling and comments made me laugh so hard the boomers had to calm me down fuckin hell

    • @coles2688
      @coles2688 5 лет назад +6

      BobCatHat Jocko Willink is a war hero, have some respect, he fought in the war on terror.

    • @RabiesVariant01
      @RabiesVariant01 4 года назад +23

      @@coles2688 Wars on improper nouns are a scam. Change my mind.

  • @marvinrice6336
    @marvinrice6336 5 лет назад +2048

    He looks like what would happen if Stefan Molyneux got exposed to gamma radiation.

  • @R0B1NG5
    @R0B1NG5 5 лет назад +1451

    This guy is the lead character of every second-string FPS from the 2000s.

    • @uzimyspecial
      @uzimyspecial 5 лет назад +34

      RAMIREZ!

    • @pattonisgod26
      @pattonisgod26 5 лет назад +26

      Duke Nukem, all the way.

    • @coles2688
      @coles2688 5 лет назад +3

      R0B1NG5 Jocko Willink is a war hero, have some respect.

    • @Vekette
      @Vekette 4 года назад +35

      @@coles2688 Lol no

    • @coles2688
      @coles2688 4 года назад +2

      Vekete Ok beta male

  • @TheAsyouwysh
    @TheAsyouwysh 5 лет назад +1460

    Vaush: I don't care what his name is.
    Also Vaush: JOCKO?!?!??!!!

    • @jayzonedc6474
      @jayzonedc6474 5 лет назад +167

      Surely that's not his actual name??? That's like a parent calling their child Nerdo.

    • @TheAsyouwysh
      @TheAsyouwysh 5 лет назад +147

      @@jayzonedc6474 i mean obviously his birth name is grugg but i respect his name change

    • @tryingtobebetter7235
      @tryingtobebetter7235 5 лет назад +72

      @@jayzonedc6474 His name is actually John. Turns out that Jocko is an old fashioned nickname for John for some reason.

    • @skyelouisekowe
      @skyelouisekowe 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TheAsyouwysh
      @TheAsyouwysh 5 лет назад +16

      @anton hexler But I love him for his charming personality *swoon*

  • @acassiopeia6439
    @acassiopeia6439 5 лет назад +388

    It makes sense that he's a Navy SEAL, my first thought was that he'd walked off the set of Starship Troopers

    • @coles2688
      @coles2688 5 лет назад +3

      aCassiopeia Yes he’s a real man, he served honorably as a SEAL.

    • @mikehawk9531
      @mikehawk9531 4 года назад +31

      @@coles2688 All the other men are fake men

    • @videogamenostalgia
      @videogamenostalgia 4 года назад +14

      Dude looks like he's headbutted his way through the foundations of one too many ISIS safe houses.

  • @cyclopentadien2221
    @cyclopentadien2221 5 лет назад +1440

    I propose we take extreme ownership of Jocko. Jocko is our Antifa supersoldier now!

    • @Aes_Saru
      @Aes_Saru 5 лет назад +139

      He doesn't realize he is on the wrong path. We need to wake him up.

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 5 лет назад +105

      @@Aes_Saru #operationbreadpilljocko

    • @hmmmhmmm6917
      @hmmmhmmm6917 5 лет назад +10

      supersoldaten!

    • @reyavispa1472
      @reyavispa1472 4 года назад +55

      hah dudes we can make him like our version of Liberty Prime and just have the guy walk slowly in the front line, stomping cars and chanting A las Barricadas with his orcish voice 24/7

    • @mrplaystationguyr5
      @mrplaystationguyr5 4 года назад +56

      Jocko's extreme ownership speech had the opposite effect Prager U intended and instead radicalized me further left. By the time my roommates and I finished that video, we were ready for a revolution right there and then.

  • @Inuhater
    @Inuhater 5 лет назад +418

    Jocko is now part of the official Vaush cinematic universe

    • @DonJosesito
      @DonJosesito 5 лет назад +21

      Jocko will return in avengers infinity war.

  • @matthewsteele5229
    @matthewsteele5229 3 года назад +111

    “His name is Grug, I don’t care what his real name is.”
    Yes you will.

  • @RadTrashed
    @RadTrashed 5 лет назад +454

    "The Best military leaders... Took ownership of everything in their world..."
    Militarism is high with this one

    • @alecatnight1540
      @alecatnight1540 5 лет назад +44

      OF THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

    • @RadTrashed
      @RadTrashed 5 лет назад +49

      @anton hexler In a world where we justify wars with idiotic reasoning and continue to perpetuate war that benefits only a few people? Yeah, that's the real world and it fucking sucks, my dude. It's almost like it should change or something. Stop fetishising Meatheads like this dude lmfao

    • @loganwells548
      @loganwells548 4 года назад +14

      Rad When he says “take ownership” he means take responsibility. He wrote about it in his book. He doesn’t literally mean that great military leaders seek to dominate the world. The military is morally grey, but saying that it is strictly evil would be a mistake.

    • @loganwells548
      @loganwells548 4 года назад +5

      Unijah Johnson The military is not by definition evil lmfao. There are many great human beings leading it. The military industrial complex and congress are the root of the issues. And of course, car crimes are committed all the time. Geneva code means very little. It is not delusional to point out that good things have happened as a result of military intervention, such as storming the beaches of Normandy and showing the world that the British empire was not unbeatable.

    • @someloudthunder3578
      @someloudthunder3578 4 года назад +5

      @@loganwells548 yeah, bitch, nice genocide apologia

  • @Fuzzycuffsqt
    @Fuzzycuffsqt 5 лет назад +612

    Watching Vaush laugh at a badly-dented Thanos Realdoll is not what I subscribed for.
    I'm not complaining, though...

    • @coles2688
      @coles2688 5 лет назад +5

      Fuzzycuffsqt Jocko Willink is a war hero, have some respect.

    • @aby110
      @aby110 5 лет назад +40

      Take extreme ownership of the infinity stones

    • @user-mk5vj5bf3j
      @user-mk5vj5bf3j 4 года назад +2

      He is not badly dented wtf, get outta here with your weak ass roasts

    • @peewee130946
      @peewee130946 4 года назад +13

      Coleyobooster WFJC are you gonna comment the same thing on every comment you little sjw

  • @Debre.
    @Debre. 5 лет назад +522

    JOCKO needs to continue running as the signature meme of the Vaush Pit. It's just too fʋcking good to be let go.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 5 лет назад +60

      JOCKO is a fucking gift. I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Dennis Prager. Thank you for letting us see this...unique specimen. I love his super-edgelordy setup for his podcast, too. Blac-and-white, no background, shot-reverse-shot? Come the fuck on, dude.

    • @Debre.
      @Debre. 5 лет назад +33

      @anton hexler
      Dude chill.

    • @memeking8734
      @memeking8734 5 лет назад +15

      anton hexler looks like someone didn’t swim through the pool

    • @adamenglish8283
      @adamenglish8283 5 лет назад +1

      I actually cried

    • @Aes_Saru
      @Aes_Saru 5 лет назад +10

      @anton hexler look man. We know he drank from the mutant Gene pool. You don't have to rub it in.

  • @j-rey-
    @j-rey- 3 года назад +85

    Jocko:
    I had to clean toilets as grunt work, but I did it so well that my superiors realized I can take on more important tasks.
    Mexican Immigrant:
    I had to clean toilets as grunt work, but I did it so well that they made me clean toilets for 40 years at 50 cents and hour with no health insurance

  • @Gaawachan
    @Gaawachan 5 лет назад +150

    Never could I ever have imagined that somewhere out in the world... there was a jock named Jocko.

  • @franzmeier2128
    @franzmeier2128 4 года назад +144

    I'm actually a fan of Grug here but in for a good laugh. I was very pleased hearing you agree with something he says in principle and elaborating your disagreement in practice.
    For some context: he's the guy that was in comand of american 'hero' chris kyle in Iraq. To be a commanding officer, you have to study, Jocko graduated in English hence the poetry reading vibe. He most likely doesn't juice, he probably works out since he was like 5.
    Edit: also he addresses war crime and r*pe in his podcast in a respectful mannor. He's a good guy generally

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 4 года назад +43

      Aw, that's actually kinda nice.
      He still looks like if Christoper Eccleston was exposed to gamma radiation, but.

    • @aleks.j.
      @aleks.j. 4 года назад +11

      @@plantain.1739 omg the best comparison I've seen

    • @franzmeier2128
      @franzmeier2128 4 года назад +6

      @Nine One One wouldn't suprise me if he was on TRT

    • @carsonreddick3452
      @carsonreddick3452 Год назад

      Yeah no anybody who willingly appears on Prageru, the pro-slavery channel, to spout propaganda, is a bad person.

    • @trevorhorn551
      @trevorhorn551 Год назад

      ​@@franzmeier2128to me, olrer guys taking trt is different than juicing

  • @GoodStarfish
    @GoodStarfish 5 лет назад +225

    As a janitor, I take pride in providing clean bathrooms. o7

    • @dereinzigwahreRahl
      @dereinzigwahreRahl 5 лет назад +20

      Clean sanitary installations are pretty awesome and rare enough. We spend quite a bit of our lifetime there and when its dirty and stinky its an unpleasant experience, of course providing clean bathrooms is something to be proud of. But this asshole looks actually down on that. The way he uses it: "Look I did the dirty ugly job nobody likes to do, look how strong and brave I am". If its used to break someone like they do it in the military then they obviously think its a bad thing to do that job even though its so essential to a working civilization.

    • @gudboah4688
      @gudboah4688 4 года назад +20

      Sam Cain once worked a job as a custodian at a sports hub. Cleaning up bathrooms is hard work. Now I have nothing but respect for janitors. You guys are a blessing.

    • @kibi8311
      @kibi8311 3 года назад +2

      @@gudboah4688 anytime buddy

  • @breadpill8299
    @breadpill8299 5 лет назад +1272

    We call him Mega Boomer, the final boss of capitalism

    • @Vercettislugger
      @Vercettislugger 5 лет назад +53

      Admiral Chud Chungus!

    • @coles2688
      @coles2688 5 лет назад +14

      Bread Pill Jocko Willink is a war hero

    • @HeronSight
      @HeronSight 4 года назад +9

      Hed be more like a low level boss, you gotta fight the people who believe capitalism before getting up to the people who keep it alive

    • @jaysmith3448
      @jaysmith3448 4 года назад +4

      @Thee SharpShooter That should be an action movie. JOCKO WILLINK IS....GRUG!!

    • @hiruyabebaw5215
      @hiruyabebaw5215 4 года назад +1

      I don't have enough lvl

  • @keyboardcorrector2340
    @keyboardcorrector2340 5 лет назад +337

    He seems like the type to keep referring to himself in the third person during conversations.

    • @dannybresci6432
      @dannybresci6432 5 лет назад +31

      Me Jocko! U Prager U!

    • @Tavishication
      @Tavishication 5 лет назад +47

      "The Jocko doesn't have time for your libcuck remarks!"

    • @traceuse13
      @traceuse13 5 лет назад +14

      @anton hexler lol ok, I actually think your comments are hilarious because I can't tell if they're satire making fun of reactionary zit-covered teenage boys or if you're serious 😂

    • @road_chad3669
      @road_chad3669 5 лет назад +5

      @@traceuse13 ikr lol

    • @whenyou6061
      @whenyou6061 5 лет назад +4

      Anton hexler aight

  • @jasperdove
    @jasperdove 5 лет назад +95

    I was explaining why I was laughing so hard to my mother, who was in the same room, so I showed her a photo of sweet Jocko and her first response was "oh my, he's killed people"

  • @connortouchton1223
    @connortouchton1223 5 лет назад +369

    My cop dad loves being screamed at by this dude every week

    • @RadTrashed
      @RadTrashed 5 лет назад +99

      Is he a bottom

    • @cosmojenkins3020
      @cosmojenkins3020 5 лет назад +33

      Radcheet A power bottom

    • @user-mk5vj5bf3j
      @user-mk5vj5bf3j 4 года назад +2

      My cop dad likes him too I like him too, he knows what's up

    • @connortouchton1223
      @connortouchton1223 4 года назад +35

      J we loved to be read “12 rules for life” by a hollering gorilla, don’t we folks?

    • @connortouchton1223
      @connortouchton1223 4 года назад +10

      throwaway account tbh I don’t listen to those but his monday encouragement posts on Instagram consists of him barking bumper sticker phrases into his phone

  • @GMAH111
    @GMAH111 5 лет назад +222

    "i dont care what his real name is"
    ...
    "JOCKO WILLINK????"

  • @rubyhudson9202
    @rubyhudson9202 5 лет назад +223

    "Callsign Grug here, we've located the Libs. Orders, HQ?"
    "Copy, Grug, there are no shortcuts. You are advised to own the libs with every possible extent of your ability. Over"
    "Copy, HQ. Grug to engage in debate. Over and out."

    • @jacktenrec8929
      @jacktenrec8929 5 лет назад +11

      LMAO, thanks for free laugh

    • @jacktenrec8929
      @jacktenrec8929 5 лет назад +18

      @anton hexler did you know that ben shapiro is married and his wife is a doctor?

    • @griggerykimothy4865
      @griggerykimothy4865 5 лет назад +5

      @anton hexler who hurt you??

  • @madhatt3r93
    @madhatt3r93 5 лет назад +211

    This man looks like he was sculptured in spam

    • @Chipiliro613
      @Chipiliro613 5 лет назад +17

      *C A R V E D F R O M M E A T*

  • @alchemicpunk1509
    @alchemicpunk1509 5 лет назад +480

    I thought "Grug" was plenty silly. Then life just went "Here comes Jocko!"

    • @thelegalsystem
      @thelegalsystem 5 лет назад +30

      Jocko only pawn in game of life

    • @sercio6428
      @sercio6428 5 лет назад +23

      @anton hexler Are you a child?

    • @alchemicpunk1509
      @alchemicpunk1509 5 лет назад +10

      He is most likely.

    • @creshiell
      @creshiell 5 лет назад +9

      @@sercio6428 I liked the comment cause it made me laugh, that's a 3rd grade burn and I'm glad to see it

    • @STKHub
      @STKHub 5 лет назад +4

      Jocko.

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath 4 года назад +53

    Humility in the military makes superiors say, "people will respect this guy as a leader"
    Humility in business makes superiors say, "we don't have to pay this guy as much"

    • @deanfowles3707
      @deanfowles3707 Год назад +1

      Killing people for money is kinda the opposite of humility

  • @RadTrashed
    @RadTrashed 5 лет назад +173

    Rob Liefeld managed to bring one of his characters into real life and this is the result.
    "Jocko Alpha Grug" does sound like something from a Liefeld comic lmfao

    • @jakitron890
      @jakitron890 4 года назад +13

      There's only one way to prove grug isn't a Liefeld character. We need feet pics

  • @peperlover99
    @peperlover99 5 лет назад +1177

    Ah, Jocko. You beautiful, beautiful human being. If only you weren't a literal meat shield for the Capitalist class.

    • @djvibes3704
      @djvibes3704 5 лет назад +140

      He really is, love his stuff on BJJ and his analysis of military shit. Sucks that he's drowning in koolaid

    • @Aes_Saru
      @Aes_Saru 5 лет назад +30

      Jocko looks like someone who got taken by the strogg from quake 2.

    • @AgeofCraccadilliaassent
      @AgeofCraccadilliaassent 5 лет назад +2

      Lmaoff IKR

    • @MNanme1z4xs
      @MNanme1z4xs 5 лет назад

      @@Aes_Saru Then strogg made him into a female

    • @AgeofCraccadilliaassent
      @AgeofCraccadilliaassent 5 лет назад +4

      the fruits of others labor?

  • @rfmay
    @rfmay 5 лет назад +89

    PragerU animations are on par with the bowling alley screen meme

  • @SoniaSephia
    @SoniaSephia 5 лет назад +152

    I can imagine PragerU Incels watching Jocko and getting Triggered!

    • @D.Dragon
      @D.Dragon 5 лет назад +15

      All that's missing is Chad as his middle name.

    • @hgarrett9933
      @hgarrett9933 5 лет назад +1

      Ah, you see, he did a tour in Chad

    • @D.Dragon
      @D.Dragon 5 лет назад +6

      He wasn't just born a Chad - he took over the country of Chad all by himself!

    • @SoniaSephia
      @SoniaSephia 5 лет назад

      @@D.Dragon Lol!🤣💪💪💪

    • @S3CT0R49
      @S3CT0R49 5 лет назад +2

      wArRiOr SKuLL

  • @ntt996
    @ntt996 5 лет назад +73

    I saw the stream just a few hours before my exam and it went great!
    I am so grateful for Jocko’s power level.

  • @genghisdingus
    @genghisdingus 5 лет назад +128

    reading the title i thought Jocko was some grug variant not the speaker's actual name

  • @KaiteVAMP
    @KaiteVAMP 5 лет назад +73

    I'm sorry Vaush but I can't agree with you on this one
    Clearly he was made in Saint's Row 2

  • @milesfurther4395
    @milesfurther4395 5 лет назад +175

    “How can someone like this un ironically argue that toxic masculinity doesn’t exist” lol!

    • @cosmojenkins3020
      @cosmojenkins3020 5 лет назад +36

      “YOU’D BETTER SHUT UP ABOUT TOXIC MASCULINITY, OR I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH LESSONS AND THEN SHOOT THE GRAPHIC THAT SAYS LESSONS! DISCIPLIIIINE!!! ARRRRGHHJJ AHHHHHH” -Jocko Willinck, Voice of a Generation/Vaush’s fiance

    • @Nonamethankyou128
      @Nonamethankyou128 4 года назад +3

      He doesn't aruge that, but I do. No it doesn't exist. t's about as real as toxic femininity which also doesn't exist.

    • @bromo8874
      @bromo8874 4 года назад +16

      @@Nonamethankyou128 Saying "it's not real" isn't an argument lmao

    • @johnb9011
      @johnb9011 4 года назад +3

      @@bromo8874 No, saying it's real behind unfounded gender theory isn't legitimate.

    • @kkounal974
      @kkounal974 3 года назад +7

      @@johnb9011 Are we seriously going to argue that society doesn't have gender expectations that sometimes can be harmful?

  • @Ficzzho
    @Ficzzho 5 лет назад +153

    His head is so small in proportion to his body. It's fascinating to look at. He's like a Goomba from the Super Mario movie. Also, wholeheartedly agree on taking extreme ownership. Of the means of production by the worker. I

    • @akalion213
      @akalion213 5 лет назад +8

      Looks pretty normal to me

    • @traceuse13
      @traceuse13 5 лет назад +12

      @anton hexler ooof, got 'em. I wonder if that's why leftists get laid more than you.

    • @arnoldstrong3548
      @arnoldstrong3548 4 года назад +7

      @anton hexler good if you find jocko that attractive, then marry him he will discipline your ass

    • @cmac3936
      @cmac3936 4 года назад

      That Super Mario movie is seriously one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen. Those goombas are the stuff of nightmares

  • @Breakbeat90s
    @Breakbeat90s 5 лет назад +86

    Jockos Bizarre Adventures Season 1

  • @jgpenniesworth442
    @jgpenniesworth442 5 лет назад +52

    The most important thing to remember is to speak in vague generalities. That's rule number 1. Then there's 3 simple principles. Then, success!

  • @smallseal17
    @smallseal17 5 лет назад +70

    VAUSH: "OK, we're leaving the podcast behind."
    ME: "No, please don't, I want to know more about Jocko Trap House."

  • @seanupton709
    @seanupton709 4 года назад +41

    Hahahah I'm totally on the left but I actually like Jocko a lot..While Prager U are probably using this to feed into a toxic narrative, hes actually fairly apolitical.

    • @deanfowles3707
      @deanfowles3707 Год назад

      The bullets he fired were always for corporate interests though

    • @sodaholic228
      @sodaholic228 Год назад +3

      @@deanfowles3707 dude be quiet

    • @deanfowles3707
      @deanfowles3707 Год назад

      @@sodaholic228 reality don't care about your feelings

  • @richardmiller1126
    @richardmiller1126 5 лет назад +95

    Kudos to PragerU for giving one of the Goombas from the live action "Super Mario Bros" movie a platform.

  • @rollinnollin546
    @rollinnollin546 5 лет назад +185

    “You’re the leader of your own life, NEVER blame the system for your problems... unless the system is run by Democrats, then it’s all the government’s fault”
    BTW, I know 1984 comparisons are clichéd, but “discipline = freedom” is like, 2 degrees of separation from “slavery is freedom”, just sayin’.

    • @D.Dragon
      @D.Dragon 5 лет назад +44

      I think he has the right idea when he's talking about *self* discipline leading to freedom, to an extent - being disciplined by others doesn't typically lead to freedom.

    • @rollinnollin546
      @rollinnollin546 5 лет назад +18

      Douglas Dragon: Yeah, I agree with Vaush that it’s mostly not bad self help advice, I just found the similar rhetorical tactic amusing. Although, it is noteworthy that JB Peterson did his own PragerU video preaching a similar psudeo-stoic message, but the politics are more overt in that one.

    • @blibbful
      @blibbful 5 лет назад +7

      It's also very close to "work will set you free" so uhhhh

    • @lightningmcqueengayming3340
      @lightningmcqueengayming3340 5 лет назад +6

      Or “work makes you free” the phrase engraved on the gates of Auschwitz

    • @chanman5001
      @chanman5001 4 года назад +4

      If you are undisciplined every whim and fleeting feeling that leads to immediate gratification will guide and dictate your behavior. If you are able to take disciplined measures and guide your own behavior it will better lead to behaviors that provide long term gratification. Things like setting goals. So in essence being undisciplined would lead to slavery. A slave to your own animal instincts

  • @mattiassollerman
    @mattiassollerman 5 лет назад +42

    1:12 "I don't care what his real name is"
    Spoken too soon.

  • @acassiopeia6439
    @acassiopeia6439 5 лет назад +66

    I just figured it out, it's Boone from New Vegas. Seriously, give this guy a maroon beret and allude to a war crime he was part of and you've got the best Boone cosplay ever

    • @ComradeLavender
      @ComradeLavender 5 лет назад +17

      True, but somehow Jocko is like twice the size of Boone and way less mellow.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 4 года назад +12

      Boon is more the silent Type, Jocko is more like a brain-fried Nightkin

    • @avvarhil
      @avvarhil 4 года назад +6

      Jocko does look like a person that ended up mutating into a super mutant

    • @prkp7248
      @prkp7248 2 года назад +1

      Hey, don't talk that bad about Boone. He's suffering, he lost everything that mattered in his life, because he failed at thing that he was made to do for all of his life - protect his people. Boone is such tragic character, a shell of former human.

  • @musicmage4114
    @musicmage4114 5 лет назад +17

    Vaush giggling is perhaps the most adorable thing I've seen/heard in a long time, and it warms my heart.

  • @thewriter7966
    @thewriter7966 4 года назад +23

    This is legit the hardest i've laughed in a while, mainly because I fucking love Jocko Willink.

  • @MaJetiGizzle
    @MaJetiGizzle 4 года назад +19

    As a big fan of the Jocko Podcast, I am really glad Vaush had this reaction to Jacko on PragerU. This shit was fucking GOLD!

  • @cynicthehedgehog385
    @cynicthehedgehog385 4 года назад +29

    My mother’s stepmother literally had a bulldog called Jocko. I think someone just kidnapped him when she died and mutated him into a human

  • @campbell682
    @campbell682 5 лет назад +74

    Just look at the sheer size of that lad. Good god.

    • @wj2429
      @wj2429 5 лет назад +49

      PragerUnit

    • @campbell682
      @campbell682 5 лет назад +11

      W J that’s gold, lmao

    • @ThatOneMan830
      @ThatOneMan830 3 года назад +2

      @@wj2429
      This isn’t even gold it’s platinum

  • @abandonedchannel281
    @abandonedchannel281 5 лет назад +74

    Did PragerU give a Super Mutant a platform.

  • @SqrlyJack
    @SqrlyJack 5 лет назад +37

    Jocko's Postmodern Life

  • @Davethe3rd
    @Davethe3rd 4 года назад +32

    JOCKO TEACHES LESSONS...
    BY SHOOTING THEM!!

  • @melindavitalos2015
    @melindavitalos2015 Год назад +6

    the guy looks like one of those stereotypical hypermasculine millitary guys from a kids tv show

  • @liamboyd6882
    @liamboyd6882 5 лет назад +36

    6 minutes of laughing at his own joke

    • @cosmojenkins3020
      @cosmojenkins3020 5 лет назад +22

      Hey, to be fair if I were Vaush, I would do that pretty often.

  • @elliquinn8198
    @elliquinn8198 5 лет назад +29

    And now I have a mental image of the hero from the Trigger Warning.

    • @Katty0Shmatty
      @Katty0Shmatty 5 лет назад +5

      he is big indeed

    • @arby327
      @arby327 2 года назад +1

      FELLOW BAD BOOK SCHOLAR

  • @mahyarmohaghegh
    @mahyarmohaghegh 5 лет назад +64

    i am good at physical activity so its easier to do physical activity then mental activity, but i took the hard road when i did the thing i find easy (physical activity).
    if the guy was like yea i struggled with math but instead of taking the easy road and doing something im good at (physical activity), i buckled down and learnt the math. that's taking the hard road.

    • @schr4nz
      @schr4nz 5 лет назад +3

      You realise that he's not a dumbass though right? Generally speaking, you can't be a moron and make it into a SEAL team. Also, don't underestimate how important physical activity is for mental function, especially if you want to function in high stress environments, like, the real world

    • @CPSPD
      @CPSPD 5 лет назад +11

      schr4nz going on prageru instantly disproved you, I’m sorry Jockostan.

    • @schr4nz
      @schr4nz 5 лет назад +1

      @@CPSPD note that you didn't refute a single point, good job - going on prageru proves little

    • @Aes_Saru
      @Aes_Saru 5 лет назад +1

      @@schr4nz you do know learning is taking the hard road right?

    • @schr4nz
      @schr4nz 5 лет назад +3

      @@Aes_Saru oh really? You don't say... what has that to do with my comment? The OP is mocking Jocko, my only counter-point was that physical hardship can go hand in hand with building a more stress tolerant brain, someone who is physically fit learns far better than someone who is out of shape

  • @mishal2401
    @mishal2401 4 года назад +22

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present: Tyler2.

  • @CentralPALocos
    @CentralPALocos 2 года назад +12

    I still often come back to this video

  • @Fin0fLenster
    @Fin0fLenster 5 лет назад +22

    "Grug over here, I don't care what his real name is"
    Jocko: Hold my beer.

  • @FratFerno
    @FratFerno 5 лет назад +57

    This is Jordan Peterson's living senpai.

  • @deidara8243
    @deidara8243 5 лет назад +16

    “Jocko’s modern life” was a pivotal cartoon during my childhood

  • @imnotusingmyrealname4566
    @imnotusingmyrealname4566 5 лет назад +48

    I'm feeling like being in front of a drill instructor.

  • @jelly3374
    @jelly3374 3 года назад +7

    this is still one of my favorite videos of all time. even almost 2 years later, the laugh is still stuck in my mind.

  • @coreysmithson4002
    @coreysmithson4002 2 года назад +6

    Everyone in chat was like "Vaush, stop laughing."
    Uncontrollable laughter is maybe the best feeling around. Let the man be

  • @factsmachine9905
    @factsmachine9905 2 года назад +7

    Looking back I think 6 minutes of hysterical laughter was the best collab you ever cone

  • @justsomeguy2825
    @justsomeguy2825 5 лет назад +14

    I want to see Antifa Jocko and super Vaush take on the reactionary gang with Candace Owens, Ben Shapiro, Gavin McInnis, Steven Crowder and Joe Rogan in a cage match.

  • @yeetboiboid751
    @yeetboiboid751 4 года назад +20

    The right: TAKE OWNERSHIP OF EVERYTHING
    The workers *seize the means of production and dismantle the system that blocks their way to happiness*
    The right: You weren't supposed to do that

  • @vantahawk2834
    @vantahawk2834 3 года назад +6

    "JOCKO MODE GON' NUT" got me croaking.

  • @toxicuwu699
    @toxicuwu699 5 лет назад +27

    Another Daddy pushed by Rogan.

  • @lsmmoore1
    @lsmmoore1 4 года назад +30

    Does this dude realize that people who have anorexia nervosa (a form of which overlaps with exercise bulimia) have taken the exact kind of path he recommends, only in a different form?
    Discipline, in not eating anything even as their bodies are eating themselves.
    Staying humble, by way of denying themselves nice things because they "know" they don't deserve it (one exact quote of one anorexic person's inner voice being "bitches don't get nice things")
    Taking extreme ownership of the problem of the threat of fatness, by taking extreme measures to ensure not even a single molecule of "bad" food passes their lips
    Making no excuses, instead ensuring that they berate themselves for eating a single extra bite or any bite of "enemy" food or missing even one day of working out even if they have a torn muscle or the weather is bad.
    Casting no blame, except on themselves for being such a disgusting fattie (even as they are severely underweight), and swiftly dealing themselves punishment in the form of denying more food from themselves and doing extra workouts if one extra calorie passes their lips
    Hard work, in the form of frenetic exercise to burn even more calories
    Not even really thinking about the world not being fair or anything like that or anything related to the system (except where the system tries to "trip them up" on their "disciplined" path by forcing them to eat food and even possibly sending them to the hospital to get treatment) so anything about complaints is more or less irrelevant.
    And finally, assuming they don't get treatment, death by starvation, as their bodies cannot keep them alive on the few calories they have ingested.
    He has no idea of the kinds of dark ends discipline can get you to if it isn't shaped and balanced with times to let go. He takes for granted that SEAL candidates are allowed to whine to their squadmates about how they should perform better, a luxury denied in certain programs disabled kids are forced to attend. And he doesn't consider that as hard as Navy SEAL training is, at least he didn't have to maintain a smiley or Zen demeanor the whole time he did it, nor is he punished for having a grunt or tense or other such reaction for showing pain - a sad reality at the Judge Rotenberg center where kids are punished with literal electric shocks and then can be punished again for "tensing up" during the shocks - and the equivalent among the SEALS would be if the dude got punished in BUD/S because a single arm wobbled once during one of the many pushups or burpees required during the training, or a leg wobbled once during the many conditioning runs. That doesn't happen because of course the army knows it's humanly impossible to require tough training and ALSO to require a perfectly zen demeanor and a show of perfect ease at the same time. And spies, whose requirements are the closest to what many of these disabled children are put through, are very likely to be hospitalized with exhaustion for pretending to be someone they're not (implying that this takes a far greater mental toll than the type of tough exercise you see in BUD/S). But often disabled kids are put through these types of requirements that could strain and madden anyone, especially at the degree they are enforced, putting aside the fact that these disabilities by definition make it harder to meet these demands. Oh, and speaking of disabilities, when soldiers, like him, acquire disabilities, THEIR army-trained discipline starts to lead them down a dark path, as they continue to push their now-disabled bodies to perform like an able-bodied person, causing them to be constantly exhausted because they have no idea how to adjust for a new set of limitations.
    When someone is taught such seriously maladaptive lessons, sometimes blaming the system is necessary in order for someone to even RECOGNIZE that the lessons they were taught are actively impeding them from making any decent progress in their lives- partly because blaming the system can be a way to prevent the blame from falling on oneself and thus preventing the person from falling into a quagmire of guilt where they beat themselves up constantly and are unable to do anything because their inner voices shout at them no matter what. It can also help them deal more healthily if they burn out - and yes, Navy SEAL dude may not have had to deal with burnout because he is unusually adapted to such, but that is a real thing that happens to most people. And he cannot recognize that he is in no way representative of the ordinary person, and that his resistance to burnout is rare.

  • @GoldScale57
    @GoldScale57 5 лет назад +13

    "He's glaring even in the fucking drawing they made of him."
    I'm actually wheezing from this. This is gold.
    Edit:
    Its even more hilarious considering that somebody actually did the character and thought "But it doesn't look like him".
    Then they slap the "Mean Look" on his face and its suddenly perfect.

  • @MrSmiley81092
    @MrSmiley81092 4 года назад +14

    As a fan of the guy you’re roasting I’m trying not to be offended by the fact you know nothing about him but your roasts are hilarious my dude. I wouldn’t say he juices but he is old enough to be prescribed by doctors testosterone replacement therapy and he does do jujitsu religiously

  • @Shlooomth
    @Shlooomth Год назад +4

    “The honor of combat”
    No seriously literally fucking actual psychopathic warlord attitude

    • @ethan_1442
      @ethan_1442 Год назад

      Dawg did vaush make an “I got the keys” (dj khaled) joke

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot 5 лет назад +67

    The people who usually tell other people not to complain about things in life. They usually have everything all ready themselves.

    • @oVJedi
      @oVJedi 5 лет назад +9

      BLOODY POND LIVES maybe they worked hard for it?

    • @technerdchic
      @technerdchic 5 лет назад +8

      Perhaps the reason for them having a lot is because they've worked their asses off for it!!!

    • @jonnyw82
      @jonnyw82 4 года назад +9

      BLOODY POND LIVES ever think they “have everything already” BECAUSE they practice ownership and personal responsibility?

    • @siouxsieslime2985
      @siouxsieslime2985 4 года назад +10

      @@jonnyw82 or prager u is paying them for this fake ass university commercial

    • @cereal-agario7705
      @cereal-agario7705 4 года назад +2

      lol. sounds like a bunch of excuses to me

  • @ZNZbane
    @ZNZbane 5 лет назад +28

    Jocko's Modern Life

  • @Davethe3rd
    @Davethe3rd 4 года назад +7

    I agree with Jocko and also Vaush here. Great things can only be achieved with discipline. However, right-leaning authority figures will mutate this into "DO NOT QUESTION THE SYSTEM (that makes me rich and keeps you poor) EVER."

  • @sweetlasers
    @sweetlasers 2 года назад +5

    sometimes i return to this video for a serotonin bath

  • @warrendriscoll350
    @warrendriscoll350 5 лет назад +22

    [15:23 ] Dammit, I spent half an hour trying to figure out what a vogue state was. Fugue state.

    • @ComradeLavender
      @ComradeLavender 5 лет назад +8

      Vogue State is when you reach fashion enlightenment.

  • @amak3
    @amak3 5 лет назад +6

    I can't help but describe Jcko's video like this:
    JOCKO SMASH LIFE! LIFE IS NO MATCH TO GRUG JOCKO!

  • @apophis7712
    @apophis7712 5 лет назад +24

    This was one of the funniest PragerU vids! It looks like a parody of itself!🤣

  • @H43X
    @H43X 5 лет назад +11

    It warms my heart to know that 8 foot tall meat golems don't have to worry whether or not the world is fair.

  • @stevennixon6930
    @stevennixon6930 4 года назад +10

    I fucking love Jocko’s advice on discipline and motivation but this goofing on him at the beginning was far too funny

  • @DynamicAero
    @DynamicAero 5 лет назад +6

    I fucking died when Vaush said "is he struggling to read". That combined with Jocko Willink had me in tears for days.

  • @diegosanchez894
    @diegosanchez894 4 года назад +6

    What I'd pay to have jocko read the navy seals copypasta.

  • @bigsmoke9228
    @bigsmoke9228 4 года назад +15

    This dude looks more like Henry Rollins then Henry Rollins

  • @carsonreddick3452
    @carsonreddick3452 5 лет назад +7

    As we all know, slaves won their freedom by humbly and diligently doing the work their masters forced on them, and not at all trying to change the system.
    -jocko the caveman, probably.

  • @lovinglydull
    @lovinglydull 5 лет назад +43

    Jocko is a gift to mankind.

    • @Boyd2342
      @Boyd2342 5 лет назад +1

      @@kazaddum2448 why are you doing this?

  • @typhoonic
    @typhoonic 5 лет назад +18

    For the military discipline breaking down the ego effectively bit, I'm slightly skeptical. Some of the most obnoxiously arrogant people I've ever met were military or ex-military. I think bloated ego more likely is from learned toxicity, low empathy, or they're frustrated with their own low self-esteem than not having more discipline. I'm aware this is just my personal opinion tho

  • @onlyonegec3991
    @onlyonegec3991 4 года назад +5

    "hi there, it's nice to meet you. these are my sons jocko, sportso, and bob mctoxicmasculinity. oh, and this is our daughter, sandwichella."

  • @CaH6633
    @CaH6633 5 лет назад +3

    I'm so glad you uploaded this. When I watched the stream I knew I had to watch this 40 more times.

  • @hounschellxd5389
    @hounschellxd5389 3 года назад +4

    My mom got me a book by this guy called Discipline is Freedom. Step one to achieving freedom: wake up at 4am every day. Amazin

  • @user-up1op3kz9q
    @user-up1op3kz9q 3 года назад +4

    "I don't care what his name is he's Grug"
    [90 seconds pass]
    " *J O C K O W I L L I N K ? !* "

  • @OhAbsinthian
    @OhAbsinthian 5 лет назад +37

    AND HIS NAME IS JOCKO!

    • @Debre.
      @Debre. 5 лет назад +6

      Jock Cena!!

  • @willypatrick8123
    @willypatrick8123 5 лет назад +14

    Dude, I was disappointed to see Jocko on PragerU, but overall he has a good message. He preaches hard work, perseverance, leadership, and lack of ego. In my opinion these messages are apolitical and really valuable. I used to listen to his podcast a lot and it really helped get me out of a rut. He was clearly a right-winger, but that never factored into his podcasts too much (with the exception of pro police/military views, that was very prevalent). It was mostly interviews and discussion of literature related to his values, which I found super helpful.
    Idk. Feels like there's a reason most the rips are on the aesthetic -- and to Vaush's credit he acknowledges there really isn't anything objectionable here. I'm pretty conflicted about this video because I unironically like Jocko (or at least his message) and his video wasn't pushing right wing propaganda like most PragerU vids. That said, I still take issue with the fact he appeared on the platform. I'm probably just biased here since he helped me improved, but nothing about his content suggested to me he was using the message of extreme discipline to justify systematic failures/injustices. That may be Prager's aim, but it wasn't Jocko's -- at least when I listened.
    Might just be my bias speaking, but kinda felt like Vaush wanted the vid to be more ridiculous that in was, and it really showed.
    Whatever, though. I love me some Jocko and I love me some Vaush. They come from very different worlds and lived experiences but I think both have valuable things to say, and I'm down with that.

  • @t.d1272
    @t.d1272 4 года назад +6

    This is still the most blessed video on the entire internet

  • @SOMEGUY7893
    @SOMEGUY7893 5 лет назад +19

    Discipline is freedom is essentially just a rephrasing of "work sets you free".

    • @jamesmoriarty2930
      @jamesmoriarty2930 4 года назад +2

      Discipline has not only be kept regarding work but also other life activities. Even hobbies.

    • @jamesmoriarty2930
      @jamesmoriarty2930 4 года назад

      @shemi shami and it is wrong just because some bad people used this phrase in a bad way? I'm asking because I once saw this approach.

    • @jamesmoriarty2930
      @jamesmoriarty2930 4 года назад

      @shemi shami I wouldn't think of implicit interpretations as valid every time somebody says particular boomer thing. I would say that work sets you free because it gives you money to purchase what you want, it's a very shortcut and dumbass but far from justifying statism, fascism or nazism (or the system as a whole, to accept and not try to improve). I'm from a country that was f*d up hard by both nazi and commies so I couldn't be sane and support their ideas.

    • @jamesmoriarty2930
      @jamesmoriarty2930 4 года назад

      Imho it's something fair to say, when you can change things then go for it, when you really cannot then just try to overcome the obstacle or accept it. It's a matter of consideration whether some issue is possible to get changed or not in our states, but just sitting and complaining is the least productive and/or entertaining approach that could've been taken.

    • @jamesmoriarty2930
      @jamesmoriarty2930 4 года назад

      @shemi shami I might have missed it indeed, watched the vid quite a while ago. I would like you to elaborate a bit more on this, I was closer to assume you put an equal sign between anyone that uses such phrase and Auschwitz ;) Now I assume you suggest that it's a wildcard phrase. But tbh it actually falls into Jocko's mindset more than to what was happening in Auschwitz, it was unrelated there af indeed.

  • @DavidSmith-wp6wx
    @DavidSmith-wp6wx 5 лет назад +8

    "Taking ownership of everything?" Sounds like a micromanager to me.

    • @schr4nz
      @schr4nz 5 лет назад +5

      He's the opposite actually... He advocates for autonomy

  • @albrecht4067
    @albrecht4067 Год назад +6

    One thing that I never understand about the "motivation/discipline" dichotomy, is that you need the motivation to adhere to your discipline. At some point, you need to have motivation, and you can't just discipline your way out of it.

  • @seanrahman7129
    @seanrahman7129 5 лет назад +67

    Jocko looks like thanos but has the has the iq of biff from back to the future

    • @coles2688
      @coles2688 5 лет назад +11

      Keyser Söze Jocko Willink is a very well educated man.

    • @reyavispa1472
      @reyavispa1472 4 года назад +2

      oh good one

  • @StroominPrime
    @StroominPrime 5 лет назад +10

    I now have PTSD from that lessons section of the video

  • @meelsie143
    @meelsie143 3 года назад +3

    This was one of the first videos that came out after I found the channel and I just remember not being able to play the game I was watching in the background cause I was fucking cry laughing

  • @naturalistmind
    @naturalistmind 5 лет назад +36

    if Jocko continues down the military career track he will become an astronaut, you should show him some respect. I just pray that he remembers to pee before leaving for work every day.

    • @Aes_Saru
      @Aes_Saru 5 лет назад

      Lol. They wouldn't let him into space camp. Let alone astronaut training.

    • @schr4nz
      @schr4nz 5 лет назад +4

      @@Aes_Saru ah you again, what a funny coincidence, is it because he's a Navy SEAL? Oh look, someone who was in his unit is actually an astronaut candidate, oh well, looks like you need to get back to learning some discipline... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Kim

    • @naturalistmind
      @naturalistmind 5 лет назад

      in case no one has played the sims, that is the joke, and ow I have ruined it by explaining it, you are all welcome @@schr4nz

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 4 года назад

      @@Aes_Saru who knows, someone has to build the Space Camp first, just like in the outer worlds