Attention, all Space Station 13 gamers. Tristan Edwards is in danger. He needs YOUR help, to defeat shadowling in science maintenance. To do this, he's gonna need a RIOT shotgun, some incendiary rounds, and: a teleshield! To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the 3 numbers on the back, and the expiration date and year! But you gotta be quick, so that Tristan, can FRAG the antags and GET: THE EPIC REDTEXT! Edit: *nodding*
KILL THOSE VALIDS AND REMEMBER TO CREMATE THOSE LINGS DUDE, ALWAYS ROBUST NEVER INROBUST 2772719461831 08/2558 GET THEM AND IF YOU NEED HELP ALWAYS ASK A CHEMIST FOR METH. GOOD LUCK GAMER.
I know you asked like a year ago but at the end of the round, antag players get green text for completing their objectives, and red for failing. Red text means the normal players, like Tristan, stopped them somehow.
But captain.... What happen to RND? WHY IS THE CLOWN HOLDING A C4? WHY SHOULD I GO TO MAINTSS AND HELP THE CAPTAIN!! CAPTAIN!!!!!!!! WHATS AN R.N.D!!!?!
Никто этого не узнает(возможно про бан, что-то про красный текст) я пробовал перевести... Бери дробовик и зажигательные патроны, стреляй и получи эпический красный текст(перманентный бан) как-то так
Внимание ко всем игрокам в СС13! Тристан Эдвард в опасности. Ему нужна ваша помощь, чтобы победить Тень(shadowling) в научных техтоннелях. Для этого, ему нужны: полицейский дробовик (riot shotgun), немного зажигательных патронов и... Телещит (teleshield)! Чтобы помочь, нужно сообщить ему номер вашей кредитной карты, три цифры с обратной стороны и дату истечения. Но вам нужно поторопиться, чтобы Тристан смог перебить всех антагонистов и получить эпичный красный текст!
![[SS13] Blob On The Rocks](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VzzL52dqQhQ/mqdefault.jpg)
banned for IC in OOC
ick ock
ick ock
BD memes right here
icky ocky!
Tg station admin will warn you about it, but I've never been banned for it and I accidentally do it a lot.
Attention, all Space Station 13 gamers. Tristan Edwards is in danger.
He needs YOUR help, to defeat shadowling in science maintenance. To do this,
he's gonna need a RIOT shotgun, some incendiary rounds, and:
a teleshield!
To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the 3 numbers on the back, and the expiration date and year!
But you gotta be quick, so that Tristan, can FRAG the antags and GET: THE EPIC REDTEXT!
Edit: *nodding*
Holy shit someone actually did it!
I'm very pleased
the captain is in danger he needs you help to stop the syndicate operatives
to do this, he needs a meth lance , some banana peels, and two PKAs
The epic red text. Fucking nailed it.
The HOS is in danger: An Assistant is deepfrying himself trying to hack into brig. To help HOS you need to provide: A Guillotine
Little do they know that he’s the traitor and just needed the shotgun to continue their misdeeds.
;halp creditcard stolen in maint
Oh my god Tristan
BWOINK
I'm so glad that I finally saw this
Alright, time to secure those valids.
0000000000000000 12/2567 999
Just don't tell the Space Gods please, they'll bwoink me really hard...
Shadow Ling
Tristen best HoS
Tristen is the janitor
OHMYGOD I MISS THIS GAME
Same.. :/ Probably gonna play ss13 again
it's still up, just play it
@@ahawdjkmwodjikma6543 Don't have a computer atm, I would be playing it if I did??
@@ErossMcCloud yes.
@@ErossMcCloud did you get a computer?
HELP MAINT THE CLOWN HAS E-BOW AND E-SWOR-HRNK
4525631292739070, 02/2023 and 177 Go Tristan!
*SOMEONE CHECK IF THIS IS LEGIT*
@@uristmcdorf55555 Looking at this name makes me 4 ft shorter and addicted to mushroom beer. Wdym legit btw?
THE EPIC RED TEXT
I feel blessed.
I wish i had someone announce my impending doom and to send backup like Tristen Edward gets
You are an absolute legend for posting this
Mighty red text!
The CentComm representative when there is no security so he makes an video for the assistants:
Tristen didn’t get the stuff he needed out of the armory? Shitcurity at it again
I love the way he says shadowling
Frag the antags.
i remember edwards
why doesnt this have like 100k views already
come back to paradise coldflame
i miss you
who even are u?
KILL THOSE VALIDS AND REMEMBER TO CREMATE THOSE LINGS DUDE, ALWAYS ROBUST NEVER INROBUST
2772719461831 08/2558
GET THEM AND IF YOU NEED HELP ALWAYS ASK A CHEMIST FOR METH.
GOOD LUCK GAMER.
Outstanding.
It's gamer time.
Curtis Weeter, John Kitt'us Star, S.O.R.A, John Plant
Oh god that physically hurt. Absolutely everything was wrong. I am going to valid whoever made this happen.
what's wrong? it's about a non antag asking for help to force a redtext on an antag
this is super-chad.
I need this music!
This is money well spent
Masterpiece
7, 01/0000, 123
Go forth valid hunters!
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rise up
Whoever did this, god bless your soul, you beautiful fucking bastard.
Well, i prefer to fill an empty cleaner bottle with holy water, lings are so easy to kill with it
Fucking hell, I would love to get the page of the guy in this
Beware the Omni ling
OMFG THIS IS NUTS.
BOINK
3 shadowlings disliked this
nice
Noo Tristan help
cut to clown playing doom music on a horn
take my creds
Anyone know the music playing in the background?
Endless Space by SolusLunes, ruclips.net/video/Ae2N5310MXE/видео.html
@@Zeppurr Thanks
holy shit
Kay Mae the spess pirate can still 1v5 with a bar of soap and a tool box
*scream
haha how you did it?
god damn it coldflame
Onyx be like
Card type: Stcu credit 2003 4089 5009 3304 606 4/22
*flip
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
Wait, Red text?
I know you asked like a year ago but at the end of the round, antag players get green text for completing their objectives, and red for failing. Red text means the normal players, like Tristan, stopped them somehow.
:mistakes:
Not sure if scientists with riot shield and a shotgun doesn't considered power gaming.
But captain....
What happen to RND?
WHY IS THE CLOWN HOLDING A C4?
WHY SHOULD I GO TO MAINTSS
AND HELP THE CAPTAIN!!
CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!
WHATS AN R.N.D!!!?!
Also wh0 much money it cost
Bryan Prado Do any research what so ever.
You had to pay money for this.
*CAPTAIN IS CONDOM*
Лол, ору
не ори
I don't understand
Tristian is my target. Nothin personnel.
Shoggo is my target.
hey tristan, hold this voice activated bomb for a second. by the way, do you know what the longest word in the english language is?
the music is way too loud to hear him
Furries in Paradies Station
Lmao
is this real? Not a joke by the way...
yes
@@mrpeeonewhy5827 yes
@@rocketjumper1380 *YES*
@@archol7195 yes
@@rocketjumper1380 very yes
whos edward
А чом он гаваритъ?
Никто этого не узнает(возможно про бан, что-то про красный текст) я пробовал перевести... Бери дробовик и зажигательные патроны, стреляй и получи эпический красный текст(перманентный бан) как-то так
о чём он говорит ?
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Внимание ко всем игрокам в СС13! Тристан Эдвард в опасности. Ему нужна ваша помощь, чтобы победить Тень(shadowling) в научных техтоннелях. Для этого, ему нужны: полицейский дробовик (riot shotgun), немного зажигательных патронов и... Телещит (teleshield)! Чтобы помочь, нужно сообщить ему номер вашей кредитной карты, три цифры с обратной стороны и дату истечения. Но вам нужно поторопиться, чтобы Тристан смог перебить всех антагонистов и получить эпичный красный текст!
lack of robusting, disliked.