The beauty of Sienfeld's humor is that he only speaks the truth. He doesn't use over-the-top, non-sense jokes or whacky imitations. He shows us that the world is inherently funny, if we only re-adjust our perspective a little.
My dog was generally free of commitments. Unless, he managed to get out of the safe backyard to roam the neighborhood. Then his commitments were to "mark his territory".
That was a fast comeback, so I think he thought a lot about this previously... But the seahorses pockets are too small even for a penny, so he was safe if someone yelled that. Lol
Dog sees you eat burger. Dog wants burger. Dog cant get burger because dog has no money. (pause) Dog has no money because dog has no pockets. Kangaroos have pockets, but cant reach them durr. (demonstrates)
He recognises funny. There's not always a point. He mentioned in an interview: "Chimp". That's funny. He trusts it. The confidence is what we all should learn from: "The dog has no money..." Well I know who has the money. Seinfeld has it!
Now days he would be rolling in women! Any woman I meet has a dog or two or three and they are simply obsessed with them. That dog park is a huge chick magnet for my buddies with dogs.
I like Jerry Seinfeld, he's funny. Comedians are funny. If I was a comedian, I'd go on a tour, with Jerry Seinfeld, and Martin Lawrence, to Puerto Rico. LIVE tour, to Puerto Rico, Sunday at 9PM/8PM c, on FXX. LIVE tour, to Cuba. Jerry Seinfeld. Jim Carrey. Live tour, to Cuba, Saturday night, at 9PM/8PM, on FOX. Mexico. Cuba. Puerto Rico. LIVE tour, to Puerto Rico. Good times :)
People think its funny, so he makes money. If you had the ability to create an hour long act and make people laugh the whole time by only using your words, you would do it and be famous. But you can't so you just sit here in the RUclips comment section and hate on someone who CAN do that and is rich for it.
Couldn't do it, don't want to. My question is how do people laugh at this for an hour.? This is boner comedy. You gotta be a boner to enjoy this. I would feel uncomfortable telling these same jokes. These are the jokes you tell and after people say "you're funny". You don't want "you're funny". That means that you're trying too hard to be funny. You're a dork, boner, and just a little funny. In reality though, you're a little narcissistic yet desperate for the audience's approval. At least you have confidence and timing. Those might be your only redeeming qualities. Because funny should mean fucking "funny", not "a little odd". I checked Seinfeld viewership and it was like 1 in 10. That makes sense. 1 in 10 people being boners is pretty reasonable. My other theory is that the audience laughing is making this seem funny. Like the laugh track in his show
He's very good at observing every day things that we all experience and putting it in such a way that we all know exactly what he means but we could have never put it that way exactly. If you don't like it, oh well. Not everyone likes Guns n Roses but they're huge. Just preference.
Seinfeld isn't funny at all, he just projects a certain level of confidence while he says things and that appeals to a lot of people. He seems like a good guy, but I just don't get him.
The beauty of Sienfeld's humor is that he only speaks the truth. He doesn't use over-the-top, non-sense jokes or whacky imitations. He shows us that the world is inherently funny, if we only re-adjust our perspective a little.
Do you think he had a dog? 😀😁😂😊 It has breed. No name. He universalises and generalises experience
I like the way you have put it.. Sums it up all 😊
nice description man
uhh he imitated a kangaroo here... and a dog....
Perceptual adjustment hypothesis, yeah I've heard of that.
'No animal has pockets, right' leads to a spontaneous 'clever' audience response. What a master!
Sign of someone who thinks through the whole bit. He had that response...in his pocket!
I wonder if he assumed he audience would bring it up
Yes, that was my point, @@hyperchord . He banked on it.. He must have had a plan B.....
The kangaroo bit was modified a bit and used on Seinfeld years later, ruclips.net/video/SJTDqWs62Jc/видео.htmlsi=RyIw9oc5pNk9n6SW
you can see the comic genius simmering at an early age
"He's generally free" lol
My dog was generally free of commitments. Unless, he managed to get out of the safe backyard to roam the neighborhood. Then his commitments were to "mark his territory".
One of my favorite comedians of all time. He's been funny since day 1.
Person that yelled kangaroo probably thought they were so smart... then they got Seinfelded.
Their arms are too small to get in their pockets!!!!! If that isn't ironic, then I sure as Sam don't know what is!!!! Durrrrrrrrr
He wanted someone to yell kangaroo
what if someone said koala or chipmunk? risky joke... but knowing Seinfeld, he had a comeback for all of them... we can only guess what it was...
That was a fast comeback, so I think he thought a lot about this previously...
But the seahorses pockets are too small even for a penny, so he was safe if someone yelled that. Lol
He had the top rated
TV show in the 90'DS
The genius of Seinfeld is that in everything he does he relates it to the common person so they can relate to it thusly finding humor in it
Tyler Lee observational comedy.. pretty much points things out all day. Its funny
Yes, thusly
Seinfeld at it again. One of a kind comedian. Best of all time.
I forget how handsome he was back in the day.
Yes :)
How could anybody not like him?
Matthew Triolo Lol that reference
Downton 654 gold!
@@matthewtriolo4330 Gold Jerry Gold!
On the verge of homelessness right now and this makes me laugh and feel sorry for dogs at the same time.
I hope everything worked out for you
You still hanging in there?
A dog is man's best friend.
Classic Seinfeld, so funny!
Laughed so hard my belly is hurting. Love Jerry..
I loved the pocket line. Gotta love silly Seinfeld.
Yeah, yeah, that's it about Jerry...the silly remarks. That's him, that's his signature.
Dog sees you eat burger.
Dog wants burger.
Dog cant get burger because dog has no money.
(pause)
Dog has no money because dog has no pockets.
Kangaroos have pockets, but cant reach them durr.
(demonstrates)
This guy's great, has he done other stuff?
Seinfeld sitcom, He also appears in Curb your Enthusiasm, etc
Really????????
No unfortunately he didn't survive the internet. Here there be only trolls.
Brad Sanchez woooosh with 4 os
@77Wells oh.. that was something
This guy's pretty funny.
Stick with it, young man.
You'll get there one day!!
He recognises funny. There's not always a point. He mentioned in an interview: "Chimp". That's funny. He trusts it. The confidence is what we all should learn from: "The dog has no money..." Well I know who has the money. Seinfeld has it!
Clean comdy
I wished he could of added the dog putting his head out the window. "".hey look at me am going out with my friend ""were going to the beach."" ....
Wonderful.
Gold, Jerry, Gold! Do you think I can use it?
I see a bit of John Travolta
timeless
did you know that male kangaroos have pouch envy? because only females have pouches but males have things to carry too
ahaha that was from the show right
great observations jerry! hahahaha!!!
THE best stand up IN THE WORLD ... no one can match his style ... he made it all over the world with Seinfeld
greatest sitcom in the world, but his stand up was meh. Even the show got rid of it.
Rare Gem
I think I like his animal material the best. He seems to read the life of animals pretty well.
He is always funny without trying
I never took Jerry as a dog person.
Or an animal person in general. Or a people person either.
@@mv1991 or a person in general.
@@helderboymhright 😂
Hes a cat person for sure. Too selfish to be a dog person. The guy doesn't even let beautiful women touch him for heavens sake.
@@citizenbeeswax7985 probably has a cat and a dog, and both are named Jerry 1 and Jerry 2.
Seinfeld was George Carlin 15 years after. Carlin was the original "did you ever notice this" comedian
Every dislike is from a broke dog.
He looks like Jake Gyllenhaal
How have I never seen this?!?
Truly the "Al copone" of comedy !!! Long Live Seinfeld !!!
You saying he doesn't pay his taxes?
And was secretly an undercover police officer?
Was Al Copone named after Al Capone? Their names are so similar.
Sorry my bad 2018 .. Seinfeld is the Eminem of comedy ... Jerry is the Killshot to all comedians
@@dannyboysable I know who's Al Capone but whose this Eminem guy???
Very smart guy
Now days he would be rolling in women! Any woman I meet has a dog or two or three and they are simply obsessed with them. That dog park is a huge chick magnet for my buddies with dogs.
Right on dude!!
Genius
Soooo funny!
Yeh dogs are always broke; and, they're always happy. Funny how that works, huh?
I wonder if this is the sketch his uncle refers to in season 3 of seinfeld, the florida episode.
Such perfect delivery
see i want fish.
man he was cute back then
Back when a quarter was worth something.
he was stoned for this bit
It was as if he studied under Vilmos Csanyi,
Dressed like Mr Bean.
Nice hhhhh
His head is huge
I like Jerry Seinfeld, he's funny.
Comedians are funny.
If I was a comedian, I'd go on a tour, with Jerry Seinfeld, and Martin Lawrence, to Puerto Rico.
LIVE tour, to Puerto Rico, Sunday at 9PM/8PM c, on FXX.
LIVE tour, to Cuba.
Jerry Seinfeld.
Jim Carrey.
Live tour, to Cuba, Saturday night, at 9PM/8PM, on FOX.
Mexico.
Cuba.
Puerto Rico.
LIVE tour, to Puerto Rico.
Good times :)
I have a friend who looks like an owl
Jez Seinfez
2:49 His hand motion at the end combined with his facial expression, basically says, ease up on the laugh track, the joke wasn't that good...
Hes right!! Dogs dont have thumbs!!! Nor pockets!!! hahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
And they certainly dont have any spare change or cash durrrrrrr!!!! Best comedian ever
People think its funny, so he makes money. If you had the ability to create an hour long act and make people laugh the whole time by only using your words, you would do it and be famous. But you can't so you just sit here in the RUclips comment section and hate on someone who CAN do that and is rich for it.
Couldn't do it, don't want to. My question is how do people laugh at this for an hour.? This is boner comedy. You gotta be a boner to enjoy this. I would feel uncomfortable telling these same jokes. These are the jokes you tell and after people say "you're funny". You don't want "you're funny". That means that you're trying too hard to be funny. You're a dork, boner, and just a little funny. In reality though, you're a little narcissistic yet desperate for the audience's approval. At least you have confidence and timing. Those might be your only redeeming qualities. Because funny should mean fucking "funny", not "a little odd".
I checked Seinfeld viewership and it was like 1 in 10. That makes sense. 1 in 10 people being boners is pretty reasonable. My other theory is that the audience laughing is making this seem funny. Like the laugh track in his show
He's very good at observing every day things that we all experience and putting it in such a way that we all know exactly what he means but we could have never put it that way exactly. If you don't like it, oh well. Not everyone likes Guns n Roses but they're huge. Just preference.
yall are on crack
Jerry, dogs stick their heads out of the car window...not that you ever have dogs in your expensive cars!
This is alright
Jerry was cute back in the 80’s
where is his microphone
How old is he here? He looks so young
They have no money
No, just this...
They make a lot of women’s clothes with no pockets.
Lol
Are You Aware That Jerry Seinfeld Gay
wow, looks like a white eddie murphy
👍
Jerry looks really young in this one, like even younger than when he was on Seinfeld. Does anybody know which year this is from?
Pretty sure it was 1984..
It was 1984. Five years before Seinfeld started.
Where can I see this clip?
OSKARSY11 your watching it stupid
Oh that explains it
Good human be happy - Jerry has no funny name and sets up a joke. Learn from Jerry. Build up to an insult.
I fi did this exact set in a comedy club in my country these days I would die so bad
Kind of random, but if you watch closely I feel like Trump was trying to be like this whenever he was onstage as President.
What's the deal with canines???
I’ve never understood what’s so funny about this guy
you not too bright then!!
probably coz you are seeing it after almost 4 decades during which his style & jokes would've been copied and referenced a million times over.
The walking rice cake of comedy.
whats the deal with politics?
and seinfeld wants to be funny
somehow his teeth is weird here
I cringe at this baby Seinfeld.
baby seinfeld, haha
baby jerry🥰😂
Hey Jerry! I have pockets Woof Woof ;)
PetrocelliPete - I salute you my 'no thumbs' buddy. Your text must have taken you ages.
u a kangaroo ? ....nice ..u guys look so much like humans tho its weird
Excellent, but Jerry was clearly hampered by a nasty cold. Voice is really different.
I wonder if there was anyone in the audience at that time upset bcs he guessed dog's gender
Not as funny as he usually is, but i upvoted out of loyalty
sheep
@@mv1991 Loser!
Seinfeld isn't funny at all, he just projects a certain level of confidence while he says things and that appeals to a lot of people. He seems like a good guy, but I just don't get him.
cringing so hard
Not as good as Kramer
Jerries jokes are a bit like kids playing with their fecies
Weak.
Meh. I mean he is a little funny but I've seen funnier not nearly as famous.
Seinfeld, the show, is really where it's at.
And it’s all bullshit
First
This is so unfunny
Wow! Seinfeld used to be funny.
when
@@buckylove6918 he's even funnier now!! Who you listen to wiseguy??
not a great set lol
So this was comedy back in the day?? This Sucks!
well yah of course the losers who just swear constantly and no real insight or observations just swear now are so much better yah you right!!!!!!!
Tiny bit cringey, but he was still noob ^-^
Never funny
This is not funny I’m 15 this is the worst thing I ever seen
He was just starting out, but the material is good. Maybe you a loser!!
Overrated
Good human be happy - Exactly. Like your comment.
Nah he's not overrated, you're opinion is overrated!
Is this considered funny? Wtf...