Being Recognised While At Work, And Radio Voices

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  • @okaaij
    @okaaij 7 лет назад +954

    Yeah man I bet Matt carries a big antenna

    • @607
      @607 7 лет назад +81

      I feel like it shouldn't have, but this made me grin.

    • @CoffeeOnRails
      @CoffeeOnRails 7 лет назад +85

      That sounds like its from the 'Matt Grey Cock Joke Special'

    • @_trupples
      @_trupples 7 лет назад +21

      (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

    • @PinkThorn242
      @PinkThorn242 7 лет назад +55

      No, Big Antenna is not another name for Matt Grey's penis.
      Yay for old TechDif jokes.

    • @snowfloofcathug
      @snowfloofcathug 7 лет назад +14

      Otto Kaaij oh I think you'll find that it is

  • @biscuits16
    @biscuits16 7 лет назад +807

    I've seen Gary Brannan a couple of times since he works at the university I go to, I would go up and talk to him but it's just a bit weird. "You're that big bloke off Tom Scott's channel, right? I love your crude jokes and terrible puns!"?

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 5 лет назад +203

      He'd probably be perfectly fine with that introduction.

    • @m1lkweed
      @m1lkweed 5 лет назад +66

      I really want to know about the parts that were removed for libel

    • @casualonion
      @casualonion 5 лет назад +50

      I saw him today but didn't bring it up in conversation because conversation skills

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 4 года назад +13

      I'm guessing you eventually managed to make it? Was understanding of the situation or was he weirded out?

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 4 года назад +20

      I feel that I would be completely ok being recognized for those two specific things.

  • @linkVIII
    @linkVIII 5 лет назад +59

    I still think about shouting "TOM SCOTT! You have been served!"

  • @Draco_-mk5zv
    @Draco_-mk5zv 7 лет назад +57

    i remember the last time tom said "dont stick beans up your nose." someone commented "im a pilot in training. My nose needs its beans"

  • @mindmaster_osu
    @mindmaster_osu 7 лет назад +296

    The walk away from the pun.
    Tom you are god.

    • @copperrose4376
      @copperrose4376 3 года назад +10

      Best one I have found to get a long silence of trying to figure out the joke to hearing a sigh from the next room is “whats the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question” then you just leave it’s funny as hell especially if they try and confront you about it later confused and when I did it the person I did it to tried to do it on there next call and failed miserably

  • @BandanaDrummer95
    @BandanaDrummer95 7 лет назад +75

    When Tom did the radio voice, I couldn't help but think of the old Tech Dif podcasts.

  • @idontremembermylogin
    @idontremembermylogin 7 лет назад +228

    So if anyone is thinking "didn't they cover this before and talk about some guy meeting Matt in Dubai?" - well of course noone is thinking that - but that guy in Dubai was me and it was awkward af.

    • @atec0404
      @atec0404 5 лет назад +28

      Well hello guy in Dubai 👋

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 4 года назад +6

      69 likes. Not touching that.

    • @OwlRTA
      @OwlRTA Месяц назад

      Unfortunate that that video has been privated. I loved that one

  • @DylanSargesson
    @DylanSargesson 7 лет назад +69

    Instructions Unclear: Nose stuck in beans.

    • @nerakin6679
      @nerakin6679 6 лет назад +2

      How?? Do you have some extra sticky beans, or a tiny can of beans, or maybe a giant bean that you cut open? Anyway, pretty impressive

    • @kwibloupthesomething
      @kwibloupthesomething 4 года назад +1

      nose transplant gone wrong

    • @copperrose4376
      @copperrose4376 3 года назад

      @@nerakin6679 15p 3 years out of date beans are surprisingly stringy and like glue

  • @Vinemaple
    @Vinemaple 2 года назад +6

    3:25 That moment when you realize this video is more than 5 years old, and have to scroll down to get proper context.
    Recently I watched part of an old Only Connect episode with Tom, and it's bizarre how Tom looks so young and different, but when he opens his mouth, he sounds EXACTLY the same as he does now.

  • @kathyh8047
    @kathyh8047 7 лет назад +85

    "do you have winter plumage?" cracked me the hell up 😀

  • @geekface2981
    @geekface2981 7 лет назад +143

    NO! I must know what the not included story is! What must we not do?! AAARGH my brain hurts!!!

    • @rossmac33
      @rossmac33 7 лет назад +40

      I bet Tom gave himself MYSTERY BISCUITS! (Oh yeah) as well. *grumbles*

  • @ChloeStandingUpstairs
    @ChloeStandingUpstairs 7 лет назад +297

    Brb sticking beans up my nose now.

    • @RealLuckless
      @RealLuckless 7 лет назад +15

      Dried or cooked? ... These are important questions after all.

    • @Oba936
      @Oba936 7 лет назад +8

      It's been more than 30 minutes! What have you seen!? I need to know!

    • @ChloeStandingUpstairs
      @ChloeStandingUpstairs 7 лет назад +23

      I learnt a valuable lesson today, don't stick beans up your nose. The beans were plastic.

    • @BandanaDrummer95
      @BandanaDrummer95 7 лет назад +16

      Well there's your problem. Don't stick PLASTIC beans up your nose.

    • @manulius
      @manulius 7 лет назад +12

      This boy needs therapy

  • @joewalker643
    @joewalker643 7 лет назад +488

    Hello from the policeman who hugged you at st Pancras 😂 Screamed like a girl when I realised it wasn't just Chris and you were in fact all there.

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 4 года назад +57

      A virtual hug for you for keeping the streets safe, be it from idiotic drivers or crime.

    • @qazi_media_miq
      @qazi_media_miq 4 года назад +19

      omg wholesome much love bro

    • @saulo4302
      @saulo4302 4 года назад +16

      Aaaw wholesome
      :)

    • @peachierose3356
      @peachierose3356 2 года назад

      @@DomenBremecXCVI haha

  • @charliespinoza1966
    @charliespinoza1966 7 лет назад +18

    I used to do radio and had the "you look nothing like I pictured you" reaction a lot. I always enjoyed it, silly people! Hooray for Matt, being recognized, he is lovely!

  • @requiembeeblebroxx
    @requiembeeblebroxx 7 лет назад +69

    The reason you don't stick beans up your nose (or raisins, for that matter) is that they're a pain in the ass to remove. Peas are round and will form a good seal with the inside of the nostril, so you can get them out by plugging the other nostril and blowing real hard, but beans and raisins don't and need to be removed by a doctor, with tweezers, from the face of a frightened and very uncomfortable toddler. (source: my idiot infant self)

    • @Topperfalkon
      @Topperfalkon 7 лет назад +15

      Your infant self wasn't an idiot, but a pioneering scientist undertaking peril and pain so that the rest of us need not. Bravo!

    • @SlyPearTree
      @SlyPearTree 7 лет назад +1

      My little brother stuck something up his nose when he was a kid, I do not remember what but it was removed by having him sneeze with the help of pepper.

    • @RAINE____
      @RAINE____ 7 лет назад

      Can't you just pinch your nostrils to crush the bean inside your nose and then have the mush fall out?

    • @danielsime911
      @danielsime911 7 лет назад +1

      I don't remember but apparently when I was little for some reason my dad was putting peas up and nose and shooting them out and me being just a kid I decided to give it a try, only I put the pea too far up my nose and we had to go to the hospital to get it out. They apparently had a sucky tube tool to get it out.

  • @MarcusBurkenhare
    @MarcusBurkenhare 7 лет назад +292

    Wait until you're walking around and somebody suddenly shouts out 'Mystery Biscuits!'.

    • @JJRicks
      @JJRicks 5 лет назад +28

      (oh yeah!)

    • @DomenBremecXCVI
      @DomenBremecXCVI 4 года назад +18

      To be fair, at least they'd know a lot more about the situation than just shouting: "Tom Scott! Tom! Hi Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!" at Tom... Well, if you shouted that at Matt, he' might have some idea

    • @teridactyl1250
      @teridactyl1250 4 года назад +11

      I have a new life goal

    • @rc_woshimao957
      @rc_woshimao957 3 года назад +1

      HAHAHHAHAHAAA

    • @Vinemaple
      @Vinemaple 2 года назад +2

      Well, at least it won't make Tom worry about getting served.

  • @GaviLazan
    @GaviLazan 7 лет назад +48

    Well, I recognized Matt at Kings Cross in mid-September, at 23:00. I didn't stop him because I didn't want to bug him, but I guess it still counts as (very very late) summer.

    • @katoyukimaru
      @katoyukimaru 7 лет назад +4

      I literally thought of you when Matt talked about people recognizing him.

    • @GaviLazan
      @GaviLazan 7 лет назад +3

      yukimaru oh hi! I didn't expect to see you around these parts.

    • @katoyukimaru
      @katoyukimaru 7 лет назад +2

      I'm an avid viewer of Matt and Tom's :D and British science RUclips in general.

    • @crystallastname9675
      @crystallastname9675 7 лет назад +14

      Now, kiss!

  • @kevsxe
    @kevsxe 7 лет назад +203

    I'm 98% sure I recognised Chris at what I presume was his place of work (won't say where for his own privacy) and didn't say anything because I felt like we'd both have hated the forced small talk.
    Story ends

    • @charleyatkins9094
      @charleyatkins9094 2 года назад +2

      4 years later, can we have a profession, at least?

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 2 года назад +4

      @@charleyatkins9094 something outdoorsy or engineering-e probably, judging by his apparent interests

    • @SasquachPL
      @SasquachPL 2 года назад +3

      @@richardmillhousenixon It's smth to do with geography, they mention it on CItation.

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae Год назад +8

      Honestly, if i saw Chris in public i wudnt say a word; i wud just make direct eye contact and mime his fencing gag from the Julie D'Aubigney ep and then leave once he has clearly figured out where i know him from xD
      The fencing gag of his is still my favourite visual gag of the whole show bcuz its just got such grt comedic timin. Nepo Slian is def a close second for me bcuz he didnt know it was upside down and for garys "where did you get that!?" but the fencing gag on its own cracks me up more still just cuz its just a quick cutaway and no one rly aknowledges it and its so easy to mime alongside watchin it

    • @Danish_raven
      @Danish_raven Год назад +1

      ​@@SylviaRustyFaeJesus Christ will you please just finish your words‽ I got an aneurysm about 30 words into your comment.

  • @shivtekoriginal
    @shivtekoriginal 7 лет назад +28

    Yeah my father hosts shows on Indian radio stations in London sometimes and I used to go around once in a while to visit. I once saw this guy in the studio and as we got closer, I realised his voice was exactly what was playing in the car not 5 minutes ago. You look at him and its just like, 'you're exactly the opposite of what i expected?!'. Freaked me out a fair bit.

  • @XanderPetty
    @XanderPetty 7 лет назад +12

    Those are the most British looking cars I've ever seen driving by behind you.

  • @stijnkraft
    @stijnkraft 7 лет назад +31

    My girlfriend has 345 followers on Instagram. It's getting more and more quickly since she picked up an analog photocamera, interestingly.
    Still, not exactly a shocking amount.
    We were at a concert and this guy came up to her 'are you Sandstormwoman on Instagram?'.
    Totally out of the blue. Luckily she knew what the account belonging to his Instagram name was too, so it was all very pleasant, haha.
    Yet it's so weird, the concert was 200 kilometers away from our home which is a lot in the Netherlands and she had no obvious connections to the guy. Also there were 1600 people at the festival and it was inside and quite busy. What are the odds?
    I'm in no way famous but people somehow always know me through other people or they've seen me before.
    I have quite a recognizable face combined with a beard, long hair and a distinct clothing style of bandshirts and jeans. Apparently that works.

  • @bagandtag4391
    @bagandtag4391 7 лет назад +27

    Remember that time Tom stuck a bean up his nose and Matt had to help him with his big antenna?

  • @Em0srawk
    @Em0srawk 7 лет назад +242

    This might sound really weird if it's wrong but I guess it's kind of in fitting with the "being recognised while at work" thing: Is Matt the so-titled "Big Willy Matt" off of Radio X? I had a "wait, is that...?" moment when I was listening to one of Moyles' podcasts a while back and the audio engineer who appeared to fix something said a few things on mic... and laughed a lot in a certain trademark manner :P

    • @scootscoot2k
      @scootscoot2k 7 лет назад +32

      you know what, you might be onto something, from this channel it seems like he has done some stuff with radio x, now im curious where the "big willy" part comes from.

    • @marksmith2276
      @marksmith2276 7 лет назад +121

      Remember he does have a big antenna.

    • @caenos
      @caenos 7 лет назад +15

      I think you may be on to something. Or at least one other person seems to think so: twitter.com/VMeldrew/statuses/750406977289945089

    • @fridgefood6282
      @fridgefood6282 7 лет назад +7

      I don't think it is, as they don't sound very similar, but it's hard to tell

    • @AlexBate1
      @AlexBate1 7 лет назад +14

      It is, Chris plugged his twitter one day and even referenced his RUclips channel

  • @maxximumb
    @maxximumb 7 лет назад +29

    Tom, I misunderstood your instructions. I have 28 baked beans stuck up my nose.

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 7 лет назад +6

      Do you have an exceptionally large nose?

    • @hnyii
      @hnyii 5 лет назад +2

      Or exceptionally tiny beans?

  • @SeanLamb-I-Am
    @SeanLamb-I-Am 7 лет назад +7

    You two make even the most mundane of stories entertaining. I love this series, thank you for doing it.

  • @InsideInterpreting
    @InsideInterpreting 5 лет назад +13

    I co-host a podcast for interpreters and occasionally, when I travel I get "I had no idea what you look like but I'd recognise that voice anywhere." That's nice but still hilariously weird.

  • @oneshucklak6021
    @oneshucklak6021 4 года назад +3

    I love when matt pulls the mic back
    And i love when tom tries to get close to the mic

  • @rwr142
    @rwr142 7 лет назад +23

    Have met a lot of "famous" people a lot less friendly and happy to be recognised than you Matt. (Rob, near Leicester Square a couple of weeks ago). Cheers.

  • @linawhatevs8389
    @linawhatevs8389 7 лет назад +46

    endscreen bong by person on the right at 0:54

  • @supermanifolds
    @supermanifolds 7 лет назад +27

    Hello Matt's coworkers

  • @MrSquiggle93
    @MrSquiggle93 7 лет назад +7

    I used to like Tom the most but I think i've changed my mind. Matt is my new favourite!

  • @MSI2k
    @MSI2k 7 лет назад +163

    Tom Scott is so huge now that anyone he's around with gets residual fame, let alone Matt who is in half of Matt's videos.

    • @jMcWill781
      @jMcWill781 7 лет назад +137

      I believe Matt is in more than half of Matt's videos.

    • @MSI2k
      @MSI2k 7 лет назад +56

      By jove, you're on to something!

    • @607
      @607 7 лет назад +41

      Matt is in half of Matt's videos? :confused:

    • @bigbenhebdomadarius6252
      @bigbenhebdomadarius6252 7 лет назад +14

      No he's not; he's in the other half . . . .

    • @Markyroson
      @Markyroson 7 лет назад +2

      MSI2k funny how that works, isn't it?

  • @doesnt7480
    @doesnt7480 7 лет назад +83

    I CRAVE CITATION NEEDED

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 7 лет назад +10

      Coming this month, apparently.

  • @matthewmalkin
    @matthewmalkin 7 лет назад +5

    It works the other way too - if you see someone a few times without actually hearing them think you start to assume you know how they sound. Then when they actually speak it sounds very odd.

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist 2 года назад

      Yeah, I had this reverse experience with some bloggers who started making videos...

  • @Ice_Karma
    @Ice_Karma 7 лет назад +12

    I've said to people, "I have no idea what I expected you to look like, but you look completely different anyway!"

  • @jackielinde7568
    @jackielinde7568 7 лет назад +9

    Matt... Tom... You know that thing you didn't show us you talked about that you told us not to do? What if I already did it, whatever it was?

  • @LaynieFingers
    @LaynieFingers 7 лет назад +40

    I had a professor in college who told a great story about being told he had a great face for radio. It's true, his voice was amazing... resonant, rich, deep... but he was a short average-looking guy. 😁

  • @hedgetwentyfour2708
    @hedgetwentyfour2708 7 лет назад +17

    You don't need to be old to have very separate internet and real lives, I'm 19 and they don't really ever intersect.

  • @ABuffSeagull
    @ABuffSeagull 7 лет назад +6

    Yeah, the whole radio thing is playing out again with people streaming on Twitch. They'll sometimes go for months without a webcam, and then they finally do it, and EVERYONE is surprised at how they look.

  • @HanabiraKage
    @HanabiraKage 7 лет назад +12

    I love that pun though.

  • @spamboli
    @spamboli 7 лет назад +6

    they get stuck. as a small child my older sister convinced me to put a pebble up my nostril (pick a side, i don't remember which). it resulted in a trip to our pediatrician because it wouldn't come out. even the doctor had difficulty removing it. it's hard was for him to get a grip on a smooth, hard, & rounded object without pushing it deeper.

  • @Holobrine
    @Holobrine 7 лет назад +15

    You shouldn't have mentioned the jump cut...we all want to know the story now...

  • @Nevexo287
    @Nevexo287 7 лет назад +7

    0:54 Random person on the right doing the outro arm xD

  • @TatAlbring
    @TatAlbring 3 года назад +3

    Every time Tom moves towards the mic! 😂

  • @catherine865
    @catherine865 7 лет назад +45

    I've been signing up for uni open days recently and one of the applications asked if I was planning on vlogging my open day, I was a bit like wtf??

    • @ragnkja
      @ragnkja 7 лет назад +10

      They probably felt they should ask, just in case, because while most won't vlog their visit, a fairly significant number of people might.

    • @iamkieranm
      @iamkieranm 7 лет назад

      That, or they want to have their uni promoted, so...

  • @WouterWeggelaar
    @WouterWeggelaar 7 лет назад +6

    I had a chat with paul curry when you were recording citation needed, and I think he was surprised I knew his name. especially since it was from a video he did years ago. I can see how it's awkward. I get the same, albeit in a much smaller community. I'm a radio amateur and my callsign is quite well known (because I build satellites), so sometimes people come and say hi out of the blue. I do enjoy that, but it is a little bit strange to be recognised!

  • @kn0xvillian
    @kn0xvillian 7 лет назад +4

    spotted you on a video'd outside broadcast for a certain radio station with a bald man in a Jaguar :D

  • @tedsteriscool
    @tedsteriscool 7 лет назад +33

    last time i was this early they were in a park

  • @Antpie94
    @Antpie94 7 лет назад +6

    Tom I spotted you once on London a few months ago but you looked really busy on your phone so I just let you bustle through the crowd.

  • @chelsey8737
    @chelsey8737 6 лет назад +1

    I like when the camera is closer to you guys rather than far. I watch peoples lips when they talk to help me understand better and when the camera is farther away its harder for me to understand

  • @MartiniComedian
    @MartiniComedian 7 лет назад +10

    I've found a slogan for Matt!
    Matt Gray: Excellent, I'd say!

    • @jonasblum
      @jonasblum 7 лет назад +3

      Chef Excellence: An excellent man

    • @kwibloupthesomething
      @kwibloupthesomething 4 года назад

      @@jonasblum I feel like Chef Excellence: Chef of Excellence would fit better

  • @Arlae_Nova
    @Arlae_Nova 7 лет назад +29

    So, how did you guys enjoy eurovision this year??

    • @jjmj4971
      @jjmj4971 7 лет назад +18

      memyselfandY21
      "enjoy" lmfao

    • @Arlae_Nova
      @Arlae_Nova 7 лет назад

      ;)

    • @NyanLama459
      @NyanLama459 7 лет назад +10

      I don't think anyone in the UK really watches Eurovision. I honestly didn't even know it happened until you just mentioned it...

    • @jjmj4971
      @jjmj4971 7 лет назад +3

      Quan Azikiwe
      no, most people in the United Kingdom watch it, however, we just watch it to laugh, scream and shout and the constant political votes.

    • @samm4510
      @samm4510 7 лет назад +1

      AfterTech I think most is pushing it

  • @607
    @607 7 лет назад +2

    Haha, that ending (before the post-ending bit) made me laugh out loud! Another fun video. :)

  • @Noremaad
    @Noremaad 7 лет назад +2

    So, presumably, that story is actually in a superstate of being every story possible. And, since we're "not supposed to do it", but also supposed to "go do the thing", I am left to choose whatever story I want it to be, not do it, but also secretly do it. Nice of you to tell a story about how I should go out in public dressed as discount somewhat out of shape Spiderman, and how in a chance encounter I won a contest I didn't know I was a part of and became a millionaire and got a crazy hot scientist wife. If you'll excuse me, I'm off to the Dollar Tree / Poundland.

  • @skylarrutledge7074
    @skylarrutledge7074 4 года назад +2

    my sister stuck a bean up her nose, and we had to get it removed at a doctors office

    • @iriscandy6377
      @iriscandy6377 4 года назад +1

      That sounds like the name of a panic at the disco song

  • @WilliamBoothClibborn
    @WilliamBoothClibborn 7 лет назад +6

    Terry Wogan's Bohemian Rhapsody

  • @Gazarhya
    @Gazarhya 7 лет назад +141

    It always amazes me how imagination and reality can be both so separate and sometimes so close. Slightly off topic, but I think this is why radio will never die out, because sometimes it's better to imagine a person or scene, than it could ever be rendered on a screen....
    Not sure where that came from... sorry. move along now...

    • @SpySappingMyKeyboard
      @SpySappingMyKeyboard 7 лет назад +13

      I think it may take different forms though. Radio itself may die, but something like Podcasts could take its place.

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 7 лет назад +9

      Internet killed the TV-oh star, internet killed the TV-oh star.
      Broadband came and only the radio survived...

    • @Lucaazade
      @Lucaazade 7 лет назад

      Gazarhya Books?

    • @choc795
      @choc795 6 лет назад

      Luca physical copies maybe but stories and e-books never.

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist 2 года назад

      @@choc795 Three years later, I think physical copies are still going strong. It will be interesting to see what it's like in, say, ten years, but I don't expect much of a sharp decline at this point. There are things you can do with a physical book that you can't do with an e-book (including lending it to a friend perfectly legally), and seeing things on a page and turning pages gives a different, more structured reader experience. Also, at this point physical books are an escape from the ubiquitousness of screens in all aspects of life.

  • @Ice_Karma
    @Ice_Karma 7 лет назад +8

    My RUclips name is not unified with the name I use everywhere else, but... I guess I was a forerunner in this respect? My Online and Offline worlds collided ten, fifteen years ago, and consequently more people _offline_ today know me by my online 'handle' than my real name.
    Also it's kind of amusing; every now and then, when someone asks me my name and I give my nickname, they'll go, "Wow, really?" to which all I can say is "... no, it's my _nickname._ =| "

  • @7tonsofsalt865
    @7tonsofsalt865 20 дней назад

    the comming out joke hits diffrently now

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 5 лет назад +3

    It's weird to see the errms subtitled as Uhm, which is how nobody spells it.
    5:30 *Tom leans towards the mike*
    *Matt misses the point*
    :)

  • @mrMussedrengen
    @mrMussedrengen 7 лет назад +6

    5:54 What is that thing in the background?

    • @Seegalgalguntijak
      @Seegalgalguntijak 7 лет назад +3

      I was wondering the same thing. The guy who walks in front has a rather big hose in his hands, pointing down. So I guess this may be some sort of gigantic vacuum cleaner to suck up dirt and waste? Berlin has vehicles like that, but different: they are intended to suck up dog poop, and they have a small 1-person cab where the driver sits and besides steering the vehicle, also controls the sucking hose to where a spot of the pavement needs to be cleaned. I guess it's something like that, just with a person walking in front instead. Here are some pictures of the things I am thinking of: www.tip-berlin.de/wp-content/uploads/kot_fahrzeug.jpg and another model: www.bz-berlin.de/data/uploads/multimedia/archive/00256/wuerstchensauger_256871a-768x432.jpg

    • @bigbenhebdomadarius6252
      @bigbenhebdomadarius6252 7 лет назад +5

      +Seegal Galguntijak "Rather big hose"--is that a euphemism?

    • @Seegalgalguntijak
      @Seegalgalguntijak 7 лет назад +2

      BigBen Hebdomadarius I am not responsible for your dirty phantasies.

  • @EjvindGEMDark
    @EjvindGEMDark 7 лет назад

    I'm wildly on board with the Crystal Maze shirt there Matt.

  • @SuperDeadknife
    @SuperDeadknife 7 лет назад +24

    upload the story as a separate video. I wanna do it

  • @Whateverhasbeenmynameforyears
    @Whateverhasbeenmynameforyears 5 лет назад +2

    7:40 Tom turns into a cat.

  • @ncc74656m
    @ncc74656m 7 лет назад +1

    I saw someone break down Ghostbusters as a movie from, I guess, a film student's perspective, and how Ghostbusters falls into the plot device of "Whatever You Do, Don't Do This," namely, in terms of "crossing the streams" as it were, which means inevitably, they will end up doing this thing.

  • @kairon156
    @kairon156 7 лет назад +1

    That was an awesome joke at the end.

  • @Epinardscaramel
    @Epinardscaramel 4 года назад

    From time to time I remember that you're on the set of “Woodland News” and I giggle 🤭

  • @MrDavidtillo
    @MrDavidtillo 7 лет назад +4

    What do you guys think of this year's Eurovision winner?

  • @SylviaRustyFae
    @SylviaRustyFae Год назад

    I love how Matt got nerdsniped by the beans up nose statement from Tom; totes befittin that an adult kid like the bounciest man on the internet wud also desire to do such to find out why he shudnt do it xD

  • @_Piers_
    @_Piers_ 7 лет назад

    "Ooh, did you not know? I'm kind of a big deal"

  • @martinschurig1131
    @martinschurig1131 7 лет назад +4

    6:18 now I really want to know that story^^

  • @casualonion
    @casualonion 7 лет назад

    Take a drink everytime someone looks through window.

  • @DavidAtchison121
    @DavidAtchison121 3 года назад +1

    That's an interesting table. Was that a solid piece of wood or a table cloth over a regular table?

  • @AG-xlr
    @AG-xlr 3 года назад

    5:54 what’s that passing in the back?

  • @HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo
    @HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo 2 года назад

    i'm watching this video after having met up w a foreign friend in Canada then flying to Germany (medical stuff that I needed a carer for a bit), where neither of us had been before, and living together and sleeping next to each other for two months, after having been friends online for over a decade xD

  • @Robertlavigne1
    @Robertlavigne1 7 лет назад +3

    It must be a youtube space, 2:52 you can faintly hear that stupid stock music whistling song that everyone uses far too much.

    • @Markyroson
      @Markyroson 7 лет назад

      Robertlavigne1 but how would that song get in there then? bleed through?

    • @Robertlavigne1
      @Robertlavigne1 7 лет назад +1

      My guess is someone was editing/watching a video in the room and the mic picked it up.

  • @Pokota3
    @Pokota3 7 лет назад +3

    Trust me, I'll never be serving you papers. But I could use Citation Needed by now :)

  • @ChrisD4335
    @ChrisD4335 7 лет назад

    I'm never getting the beans out of my nose

  • @SeraphimKnight
    @SeraphimKnight 7 лет назад +2

    Cool guys don't look at punsplosions.

  • @HiyuMarten
    @HiyuMarten 7 лет назад

    I love you guys

  • @Mousy677
    @Mousy677 7 лет назад

    gyles brandrith looks exactly like you would imagine somebody with that voice to look

  • @Cadwaladr
    @Cadwaladr 7 лет назад

    In my experience, the only radio person who actually looks more or less like I pictured her is Lynne Rossetto Kasper from The Splendid Table on NPR. And perhaps the most completely unlike how I pictured him is Fred Child from Performance Today.

  • @GabrielKnightz
    @GabrielKnightz 7 лет назад +8

    A Pergola.

  • @britishthought4018
    @britishthought4018 4 года назад +9

    Worst Clickbait ever; it gets right to the point and sets out the narative to the rest of the video, just discraseful.

  • @cabe_bedlam
    @cabe_bedlam 7 лет назад

    Wow, fully ramblomatic as the intro, that's gotta be a record?

  • @hummingmostbird
    @hummingmostbird 7 лет назад +2

    5:56 what in the world is that background guy pulling?

  • @harrybetteridge7532
    @harrybetteridge7532 4 года назад +1

    Does he still drive a car with Matt Grey on the bonnet because would be a bit of a give away?

  • @forestreese1704
    @forestreese1704 7 лет назад

    we need promotional tomorrow scott shirts. they would just be red.

  • @dannysulyma6273
    @dannysulyma6273 7 лет назад

    We became aware of the peas my toddler daughter had stored in her nose when the smell became evident to us, I cannot imagine how bad it smelled for her. The look on her face when the doctor appeared with the largest pair of forcepts I've ever scene was pure terror, a nurse saved her by handing the doc a small vacuum line which sucked out what she couldn't blow.

  • @queennesquik4023
    @queennesquik4023 5 лет назад

    You should've left it at "I've just been to a wedding".

  • @user-nn3uq8oc8v
    @user-nn3uq8oc8v 7 лет назад +2

    was lucky and open RUclips just moments after this was posted

  • @haydenweir6416
    @haydenweir6416 7 лет назад

    Hearing the voices in the background gave me the weirdest anxiety

  • @AidanRatnage
    @AidanRatnage 7 лет назад +9

    Count Olaf looks so close to what I imagined in the Netflix series.

    • @ejetzer
      @ejetzer 7 лет назад +2

      Aidan Ratnage Olaf was described very vividly in the books, though.

    • @Poldovico
      @Poldovico 7 лет назад +1

      Also in the older movie.

  • @TheTrueRandomness
    @TheTrueRandomness 7 лет назад +4

    Is there some way for me to send you a ton of liability-waiver-type thingies and in return be told that great idea I probably shouldn't do? ;)

  • @ronleitch7788
    @ronleitch7788 5 лет назад

    Was this video filmed across the road from London Bridge Station?

  • @stumbling
    @stumbling 7 лет назад +1

    Is the X-Factor voice-over guy also Michael "the Geordie" from _I'm Alan Partridge_?

  • @Stephen-Fox
    @Stephen-Fox 7 лет назад +4

    Know a time when the internet and reality were entirely separate? How old are you, 40s? Since I'm 31, met my husband doing Deal or No Deal live commentary in a weird comment-thing, and when I was in my late - around 16-17 or so, started hanging out with a guy a year younger than me I met on IRC and we somehow learned we lived about 5 miles from each other.

    • @nemnos
      @nemnos 7 лет назад

      Gizensha Fox He's 32, same age as me and I remember the internet being separate from reality. I also remember it not being a thing that everyone had access to. Surely you have memories from before you were 16?

    • @Stephen-Fox
      @Stephen-Fox 7 лет назад

      Yeah. Before I had the internet. There were maybe a year or two between getting the internet and starting to meet people I met online in person, but... Really not long enough for me to really have ever formed an idea that the two were separate.

    • @Poldovico
      @Poldovico 7 лет назад

      So in a sense when they were separate, you were part of the reason why. When you finally got access and entered the "in-group", it was already big enough that it wasn't so much of an in-group anymore.

    • @beth12svist
      @beth12svist 2 года назад

      I suspect this is dependent both on how inclined you are to be social and meet people off the internet, and what spaces you frequent (and how the people there are inclined to be social and meet people off the internet). And sometimes just sheer blind luck. You got lucky that a person who shared interests with you lived nearby.
      For me, for most of the time it's been "we might meet" and then nothing happens for various reasons (most often to do with distance, and sometimes just the busy-ness of life). I think to this day I've only met about three people that I know from the internet.

  • @einargs
    @einargs 7 лет назад

    Now where can I find some beans...

  • @RyanTheCreator
    @RyanTheCreator 7 лет назад

    I think we should do a change of the name of the series to maybe just 'The Bench' even though that's not much better!

  • @max-beckett
    @max-beckett 7 лет назад +4

    Many police cars going past at this location. You near a station?

    • @IndieOctopus
      @IndieOctopus 7 лет назад +8

      That's just London, my pal

    • @robmobz
      @robmobz 7 лет назад +4

      RUclips space is just across the road from St Pancreas Station.

    • @max-beckett
      @max-beckett 7 лет назад +4

      robmobz pancreas

    • @michealdrake3421
      @michealdrake3421 7 лет назад +4

      Saint Pancreas, patron of glandular excretions.