STREAM TAGS HERE!! 01:45 Hello everybody! Doki is eepy 02:18 This game is "What if The Office was Amogus?". Doki never had an office gig, so all of her experience is from watching The Office. 05:31 Doki's already the director of her own company so she doesn't want to be the manager here. Only wants to run away from her problems, not live it. 06:31 No one's on the server. So at least she is not late. Did she get the time wrong? Nope, everyone else is late. 08:29 This is a big collab and a lot of them are big streamers. So Doki is super duper nervous right now. Doki's just a little old vtuber. 11:11 Part 2 of the Pico Park collab will be the first week of October. Next week will be mostly solo streams. 12:54 Turns out Doki was late all along. 15:02 Doki is a mess right now trying to set everything up. "Everything is fine guys. Everything is just okay" 17:09 Doki's the new hire. What if they haze her? 17:57 Doki is spilling her spaghetti already. 20:13 Tries to talk to everyone. Is muted. Fails 21:46 Doki is VERY shy. ShyDoki is in full force. 24:43 It's a congo line of people. Already up to 11 people in this collab. 25:53 Game 1. Doki is a specialist. 29:51 Doki lost her ability to socialize. How does one shake hands with someone? 32:57 All you have to do is complain and tech issues will fix themselves 37:01 "Anything in Ohio is legal" 38:48 Beer O' Clock 44:55 Doki mutes the game while using the toilet. NOOOOOO 47:53 Time to short the stock. What's the point of working if we are going to get fired anyways? 48:50 Kitchen is burning down. Starts breakdancing. 50:00 Lost game 1. 53:05 Is this what it is like to work a 9-5? It doesn't matter how hard you work, it's about who you know and are friends with. It's all nepotism. 53:17 Game 2. Blank screen. Doki is a Specialist. 53:53 Screen is back 55:33 *Gets slapped. Doki: "Oh, I deserved that but can you shake my hand" 59:40 Doki officially gives up. Downs a beer and puffs a cig. 1:04:10 Beer on the floor isn't trash it's a life style 1:06:22 Wins game 2 1:09:14 Game 3. Doki is a slacker. 1:16:23 "I don't want to drink anymore. I'm becoming an alcoholic" 1:23:14 Wins game 3. Doki is too good at this game. 1:26:07 Game 4. We are in Denmark now. Doki is a Slacker. 1:28:30 Doki starts slacking 1:30:14 Doki gets fired first and she didn't even start the fire. She is now the janitor 1:30:55 Doki's insane ark. She is going to put everything in jello and start all the fires. "This janitor is going to go full rogue" 1:34:27 Doki holding a black market for computer mice. 50 dollars per mice. 1:40:33 "I'm a janitor, I have nothing else in life other than to jelly everyone" 1:42:14 Destroying the quarterly report 1:42:38 Lose game 4 1:44:39 Game 5. Doki is a Specialist. 1:48:50 Doki's Union Arc 1:50:23 Union Terms. "Down with the tyrannical manager lily" 1:53:03 Lily is fired, and the corkboard is on fire. Doki is now the manager 1:55:21 Doki is a pepega 1:55:59 Fired from being the manager. Doki was RP'ing too hard. 1:56:53 "The union was a success, but I tripped and fall before the final line..." 1:57:36 Lost game 5. No one got a single slacker 1:59:50 Game 6 in the Big Apple. Doki is a Specialist. 2:01:03 Sticks a note "Bad manager" on Sykkuno's back. 2:02:41 They find the note on his back. No one suspects a thing. 2:07:44 "Iron Valorant player" 2:12:55 Lost game 6. 2:16:50 The group is switching to Valo. Doki is trying to find a way to get out. 2:20:06 "Oh, that's too bad. I won't be able to play valo" 2:20:45 Saved herself from having to play valorant. 2:23:09 The sponsor stream for tomorrow is moved to Friday. Tomorrow is only the members' stream. The sponsor is for a game called Gaaast Penguin. 2:24:17 Story time with Doki. 2:26:07 Doki overheard two guys talking about "It's so hard to watch movies without shrooms these days" 2:27:42 Lawyers and finance people are very expensive. Sponsors help pay them. 2:28:20 As always remember to stay hydrated posture check get up n move around to get that blood flowing and if u stayed up for me head to bed cause u deserve it byebye guys mmmmbyeeeeee
Doki is really good at roleplaying. It's almost like she really did hate her 9-5 job. The only thing missing was a stapler and Doki would have been the next Milton.
Heh I need more Doki Sykkuno collabs...the maximum troll potential is crazy 😂 either to each other or to whatever lobby they're in...gonna be funny seeing him wear the wig for Sajam Slam since it seems like he'll find it just as funny as Doki will
First video I watch of her, the first 10 minutes is her having a breakdown in real time while waiting for the game to start. Turns out she was late the entire time.
watching a couple pov of this collab made me realize i really do take for granted the common structure of my previous office experience and ppl lose all sense of reality when they're suddenly tasked with doing regular work.
3 minute firing timer with 1 minute meeting prep? Who chose these settings lmao This game is a blast though. Try hiding out at the back of the conference room during meetings and if anyone calls you suspicious for it just tell them you have APSD, Anime Protagonist Seating Disorder, and they need to stop discriminating against you.
This gave me an Idea. Office pets seem unrealistic in a sense of you shouldn't expect the employees to take on the care on top of their work. But. If you're company makes enough money, it could give jobs, to pay someone to care for the office pet. To litter train it, to teach it to scratch the post. Plus, Office Pet gives morale, and it getting in the way of work like getting in front of your computer, could be a viable thing that can be excused.
Man, watching Doki's first office job from my first office job sure was a fun thing. LMAO Great to see you branch out and meet new people! Thanks for the fun stream, Doki! Had a great time. Good luck with work! Have a great day, Dragoons. Take care!
Doki really brought the 9-5 experience. She is a specialist bringing chaos! And only slacks in being NOT entertaining. That is her equivalent of John Wick's impossible task.
I fucking love the starting screen and music.
STREAM TAGS HERE!!
01:45 Hello everybody! Doki is eepy
02:18 This game is "What if The Office was Amogus?". Doki never had an office gig, so all of her experience is from watching The Office.
05:31 Doki's already the director of her own company so she doesn't want to be the manager here. Only wants to run away from her problems, not live it.
06:31 No one's on the server. So at least she is not late. Did she get the time wrong? Nope, everyone else is late.
08:29 This is a big collab and a lot of them are big streamers. So Doki is super duper nervous right now. Doki's just a little old vtuber.
11:11 Part 2 of the Pico Park collab will be the first week of October. Next week will be mostly solo streams.
12:54 Turns out Doki was late all along.
15:02 Doki is a mess right now trying to set everything up. "Everything is fine guys. Everything is just okay"
17:09 Doki's the new hire. What if they haze her?
17:57 Doki is spilling her spaghetti already.
20:13 Tries to talk to everyone. Is muted. Fails
21:46 Doki is VERY shy. ShyDoki is in full force.
24:43 It's a congo line of people. Already up to 11 people in this collab.
25:53 Game 1. Doki is a specialist.
29:51 Doki lost her ability to socialize. How does one shake hands with someone?
32:57 All you have to do is complain and tech issues will fix themselves
37:01 "Anything in Ohio is legal"
38:48 Beer O' Clock
44:55 Doki mutes the game while using the toilet. NOOOOOO
47:53 Time to short the stock. What's the point of working if we are going to get fired anyways?
48:50 Kitchen is burning down. Starts breakdancing.
50:00 Lost game 1.
53:05 Is this what it is like to work a 9-5? It doesn't matter how hard you work, it's about who you know and are friends with. It's all nepotism.
53:17 Game 2. Blank screen. Doki is a Specialist.
53:53 Screen is back
55:33 *Gets slapped. Doki: "Oh, I deserved that but can you shake my hand"
59:40 Doki officially gives up. Downs a beer and puffs a cig.
1:04:10 Beer on the floor isn't trash it's a life style
1:06:22 Wins game 2
1:09:14 Game 3. Doki is a slacker.
1:16:23 "I don't want to drink anymore. I'm becoming an alcoholic"
1:23:14 Wins game 3. Doki is too good at this game.
1:26:07 Game 4. We are in Denmark now. Doki is a Slacker.
1:28:30 Doki starts slacking
1:30:14 Doki gets fired first and she didn't even start the fire. She is now the janitor
1:30:55 Doki's insane ark. She is going to put everything in jello and start all the fires. "This janitor is going to go full rogue"
1:34:27 Doki holding a black market for computer mice. 50 dollars per mice.
1:40:33 "I'm a janitor, I have nothing else in life other than to jelly everyone"
1:42:14 Destroying the quarterly report
1:42:38 Lose game 4
1:44:39 Game 5. Doki is a Specialist.
1:48:50 Doki's Union Arc
1:50:23 Union Terms. "Down with the tyrannical manager lily"
1:53:03 Lily is fired, and the corkboard is on fire. Doki is now the manager
1:55:21 Doki is a pepega
1:55:59 Fired from being the manager. Doki was RP'ing too hard.
1:56:53 "The union was a success, but I tripped and fall before the final line..."
1:57:36 Lost game 5. No one got a single slacker
1:59:50 Game 6 in the Big Apple. Doki is a Specialist.
2:01:03 Sticks a note "Bad manager" on Sykkuno's back.
2:02:41 They find the note on his back. No one suspects a thing.
2:07:44 "Iron Valorant player"
2:12:55 Lost game 6.
2:16:50 The group is switching to Valo. Doki is trying to find a way to get out.
2:20:06 "Oh, that's too bad. I won't be able to play valo"
2:20:45 Saved herself from having to play valorant.
2:23:09 The sponsor stream for tomorrow is moved to Friday. Tomorrow is only the members' stream. The sponsor is for a game called Gaaast Penguin.
2:24:17 Story time with Doki.
2:26:07 Doki overheard two guys talking about "It's so hard to watch movies without shrooms these days"
2:27:42 Lawyers and finance people are very expensive. Sponsors help pay them.
2:28:20 As always remember to stay hydrated posture check get up n move around to get that blood flowing and if u stayed up for me head to bed cause u deserve it byebye guys mmmmbyeeeeee
Doki is really good at roleplaying. It's almost like she really did hate her 9-5 job.
The only thing missing was a stapler and Doki would have been the next Milton.
Doki, you should not be nervous. If ellum is there, you're more than qualified.
Doki made friends ✨ were so proud
Heh I need more Doki Sykkuno collabs...the maximum troll potential is crazy 😂 either to each other or to whatever lobby they're in...gonna be funny seeing him wear the wig for Sajam Slam since it seems like he'll find it just as funny as Doki will
All I can see is that we could be getting a Etoiles x Dokibird at one point
First video I watch of her, the first 10 minutes is her having a breakdown in real time while waiting for the game to start. Turns out she was late the entire time.
This is like watching your 7 year old kid have their first class.
Thanks for the stream Doki!
watching a couple pov of this collab made me realize i really do take for granted the common structure of my previous office experience and ppl lose all sense of reality when they're suddenly tasked with doing regular work.
Thanks for the stream, Doki!
Anyone seen Doki? Where is she? Someone ask this glasses-wearing girl where Doki is.
Thanks for the fun stream! nice to see you getting new friends!
Thanks for the stream, Doki! I had a great time watching you play this game, today! Rest well now, Sleepy Tomato! Goodnight. Rest well.
3 minute firing timer with 1 minute meeting prep? Who chose these settings lmao
This game is a blast though. Try hiding out at the back of the conference room during meetings and if anyone calls you suspicious for it just tell them you have APSD, Anime Protagonist Seating Disorder, and they need to stop discriminating against you.
The real 9-5 office experience
Thanks for the fun stream everyone.
Doki took a dump with her pants on
Just think about it .
A doki discord server for people to join😆
This gave me an Idea. Office pets seem unrealistic in a sense of you shouldn't expect the employees to take on the care on top of their work.
But. If you're company makes enough money, it could give jobs, to pay someone to care for the office pet. To litter train it, to teach it to scratch the post.
Plus, Office Pet gives morale, and it getting in the way of work like getting in front of your computer, could be a viable thing that can be excused.
that would be super cute!
Doki must be asian if she got an invite to play with Otv and friends.
Man, watching Doki's first office job from my first office job sure was a fun thing. LMAO Great to see you branch out and meet new people! Thanks for the fun stream, Doki! Had a great time. Good luck with work! Have a great day, Dragoons. Take care!
2:26:20 literally the type of conversations youd hear in gta npcs
3:16 "Business, business, BUSINESS. Numbers. Is this working?"
"Yes!"
Thank you for the fun stream
Doki really brought the 9-5 experience. She is a specialist bringing chaos! And only slacks in being NOT entertaining. That is her equivalent of John Wick's impossible task.
Thanks for the fun collab stream today Doki!
Office Lady Doki
1:30:00... fuck this job