Could Hercule Survive Squid Game?

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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @TrashSplashOG
    @TrashSplashOG 13 дней назад +1410

    Mr Satan is playing squid game to pay 18 back after the amount of money he owes her

    • @eldonko4536
      @eldonko4536 13 дней назад +4

      Loved this one. I see 18 beating him up or even killing him if he doesn't pay (at that point of the series, of course) so here he at least has a chance XD

    • @statikpanik
      @statikpanik 13 дней назад +66

      Haha that was the first thing that popped into my head. So obvious really haha. It’s the only possible explanation.

    • @unrecognizably
      @unrecognizably 12 дней назад +33

      what? mr satan is rich asf

    • @starfishsicko
      @starfishsicko 12 дней назад +8

      Best answer

    • @DrRachi1
      @DrRachi1 12 дней назад +13

      @@unrecognizablyhe lost too many times

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 13 дней назад +664

    Goku bursts through the wall and disintegrates the entirety of Squid Game except Hercule
    “Hey Hercule! I lost my tractor, do you know where I put it? Nice tracksuit by the way!” -Goku

    • @zexalmish5307
      @zexalmish5307 13 дней назад +59

      Hercule survived a kick from omega shenron in GT and he solos the whole baki verse debate me if I’m wrong

    • @azimuddin1890
      @azimuddin1890 13 дней назад +9

      @zexalmish5307
      No, you’re right!

    • @Sking-231
      @Sking-231 13 дней назад +13

      ​@zexalmish5307 baki verse isn't for power scaling man

    • @SourAttmoz
      @SourAttmoz 13 дней назад +24

      @@Sking-231fr, that Narrarator is YAPPING!

    • @drowsyspook3455
      @drowsyspook3455 13 дней назад +2

      ​@SourAttmoz real😭

  • @theseidlor
    @theseidlor 13 дней назад +891

    Mr Satan, upon being teleported to real life, realizes he has 0 zeni (or that there is no equivalent irl) and thus decided to build his money back up. Looking around for tournaments to fight in and gain money, he realizes a lot of people around him are pretty weak. He decides to join a tournament nearby where he teleported in, squid games.

    • @zexalmish5307
      @zexalmish5307 13 дней назад +70

      Hercule survived a kick from omega shenron in GT and he solos the whole baki verse debate me if I’m wrong

    • @theseidlor
      @theseidlor 13 дней назад +33

      @zexalmish5307 while I understand your points, idk if he can compete with the schizophrenic father

    • @AJotasticGamer
      @AJotasticGamer 12 дней назад

      @@theseidlor one dynamite kick is all that’s needed

    • @mauriciosoares9516
      @mauriciosoares9516 12 дней назад

      ​@zexalmish5307Outlier

    • @Hithereitsaaaaa
      @Hithereitsaaaaa 12 дней назад +18

      @@theseidlor surviving a kick from a being that can destroy the universe by just standing still means he has massive plot armour

  • @iloveiceberglettuce
    @iloveiceberglettuce 13 дней назад +449

    Hercule learned about the squid games from one of his billionaire friends and thought it was too bad to let it continue (also good publicity),so he goes in to save everyone and stop this evil scheam

    • @BrandonScott-mi5pz
      @BrandonScott-mi5pz 13 дней назад +7

      EXCELLENT LONK'S TAKES WORK. 🖤🖤🖤🩶🩶🩶🖤🖤🖤

    • @alonk1060
      @alonk1060 12 дней назад +13

      his iconic megaton punch hits like a drogonites hyperbeam on a rocket grunt

    • @moltengears7483
      @moltengears7483 12 дней назад +6

      scheam

  • @opadrip
    @opadrip 13 дней назад +244

    "Hey boss, this guy survived the fall in this glass game, what do we do?"

    • @Mrallstars-x2r
      @Mrallstars-x2r 12 дней назад +33

      “Uhhh I don’t know uhhh”

    • @KingofCurthes
      @KingofCurthes 12 дней назад +42

      “Just shoot him”
      They shoot and it just bounces right off him

    • @iconsume0227
      @iconsume0227 12 дней назад +19

      @@KingofCurthesa bullet is not just bouncing off him

    • @KingofCurthes
      @KingofCurthes 12 дней назад +24

      @@iconsume0227 Yes it is buddy. Strength quite literally equals ki/power level in Dragon Ball. If a kid Goku who just met Bulma who got shot and lifted a car. Hercules can easily be inferred to have a higher power level than this Goku.

    • @goncalocarneiro3043
      @goncalocarneiro3043 12 дней назад +24

      ​@@KingofCurthes That would be true, if Satan didn't get shot once while on guard and get very heavily damaged. That could not happen according to you, but it's just a fact that it did. So either Mr Satan is weaker than Kid Goku, that bullet/gun was special and more powerful than other guns, or your rules aren't correct.

  • @gyver8448
    @gyver8448 12 дней назад +85

    He's fast enough to vanish from human vision. People in the Dragonballverse might be able to shoot him, but a real world human is extremely unlikely to be able to get that shot off.

    • @Nuclearburrit0
      @Nuclearburrit0 22 часа назад

      He crushes dragon ball gun men no problem. He 100% wins that

  • @BroILikeFortnite
    @BroILikeFortnite 13 дней назад +238

    Majin Buu turned his money in candy and ate it. That's why he's participating

    • @lebulbizarreduquebec8941
      @lebulbizarreduquebec8941 13 дней назад +14

      Good one

    • @BagelGoose52
      @BagelGoose52 12 дней назад +11

      Majin Buu would never. Seriously he wouldn't.

    • @SolemnePoketto
      @SolemnePoketto 12 дней назад +4

      Caseoh

    • @ayamax-channel
      @ayamax-channel 3 дня назад

      ​@@BagelGoose52yeah. Let's all remember that Buu has a trauma involving him trying to eat a coin given from the blind kid he helped.
      He told the kid that money don't taste good and gave him a bottle of milk instead, so he won't try to eat money ever again.
      Not even turning them into actual food, that's otrageous to food

  • @knox7945
    @knox7945 13 дней назад +97

    The dude is a walking 4 leaf clover, if he can dodge kid buu's attacks I'm sure he can get through anything the game throws at him.

    • @RedXlV
      @RedXlV 9 дней назад +17

      In addition to his luck, Mr. Satan is also monstrously strong and fast by real-life standards.

    • @elfang-tastico9579
      @elfang-tastico9579 День назад +1

      ​@@RedXlVI'm convinced that if he learned to use his Ki he could compare to the other human Z Fighters
      Like,he is the strongest normal human (without counting the ones that use Ki,he's the strongest normal human)

  • @yamato9753
    @yamato9753 13 дней назад +96

    Hercule in the tug of war game: "Guys, relax. The Champ got this!"
    *pulls the Team of 10 enemies onto their Platform with sheer pulling-force*

    • @Emogeta
      @Emogeta 7 дней назад +14

      He could do it one handed. The man pulled 5 buses with his teeth. That's more than the 3 bus record in our world.

  • @Metalsonic117
    @Metalsonic117 13 дней назад +219

    I feel like for the glass bridge, he could PROBABLY grab/carry the other glass panel then throw it ahead of him, or if anything I can see him just running/leaping through each panel fast enough to where, even if he did step on a bad one, he'd already be midair towards the next one

    • @detectiveplays
      @detectiveplays 13 дней назад +58

      Yeah he'd definitely be able to blitz across the glass or get incredibly lucky and not hit the bad ones

    • @amongtheman6340
      @amongtheman6340 13 дней назад +90

      or he just... jumps to the other side. mr satan is like a human but x20-x30 times stronger, faster and more durable. I think jumping 100 ft would be easy work for him

    • @thelelanatorlol3978
      @thelelanatorlol3978 12 дней назад +17

      @amongtheman6340 Kid goku has a feat like that, idk if mr satan can match that. He is very strong of course, but maybe not that strong.

    • @derkthebert9265
      @derkthebert9265 12 дней назад +48

      @@thelelanatorlol3978 one thing the video forgets to mention is that Mr. Satan attackers were like a foot ball field away from him and up a hill, but Mr. Satan crossed that and jumped up to where they were almost instantly and speed blitzed both of his attackers, Mr. Satan could definitely just jump over to the other side if he wanted to.

    • @amongtheman6340
      @amongtheman6340 12 дней назад +17

      @thelelanatorlol3978 kid goku constantly jumps like a mile in the air without effort, so Mr Satan could definitely pull that off

  • @Jasonash4
    @Jasonash4 14 дней назад +647

    No one can beat the champ

    • @zexalmish5307
      @zexalmish5307 13 дней назад +16

      Hercule survived a kick from omega shenron in GT and he solos the whole baki verse debate me if I’m wrong

    • @DirtyWater-bh3cg
      @DirtyWater-bh3cg 13 дней назад +8

      @zexalmish5307 he unironically solo's most fighting anime

    • @shmelzy82
      @shmelzy82 13 дней назад +11

      @zexalmish5307 Mr Satan probably can beat verses like Naruto considering how he scales to a fraction of kid Buus speed.

    • @JohnnyAbraham-i8m
      @JohnnyAbraham-i8m 13 дней назад +4

      The one true champ!

    • @Granlusofc
      @Granlusofc 13 дней назад +4

      that's because he's the champ, the undisputed savior of planet earth.

  • @Rogelio-r1l
    @Rogelio-r1l 13 дней назад +455

    Hercule in Dragon ball: 😂🤡
    Hercule in real life: 💀☠️

    • @mechamanw668
      @mechamanw668 11 дней назад +45

      lol yeah. DB characters are so crazy strong that it's easy to forget if Hercule was a real guy, he'd be basically unstoppable

    • @the_real_idoit8166
      @the_real_idoit8166 8 дней назад +6

      @@mechamanw668Floyd may whether would be knocked out cold in his prime

    • @Emogeta
      @Emogeta 7 дней назад +8

      ​@@mechamanw668people forget that he won the budokai tenkaichi legitimately.
      He's on par with Goku at the 1st or 2nd tournament.
      The man can literally pull 5 buses with his teeth.
      Mr. Satan is stronger than the strongest human in our world.
      He is weak in comparison to the Z fighters, but if he learned Ki control he would easily compare to Krillin.

    • @milesedgeworth3667
      @milesedgeworth3667 6 дней назад +1

      When Ki is not involved, Hercule is pretty much Peak Human

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 11 дней назад +40

    6:13 Hercule gets only 1 of 2 situations out of this with his track record in the series:
    1: He gets the ideal texture candy and it's a triangle.
    2: He gets a container that's already nearly powder and has to make a 4D tesseract out of what's left (there's exactly enough space to carve an umbrella if no mistakes are made)

  • @KillerKill95
    @KillerKill95 12 дней назад +46

    I'm glad it was stated that Mr. Satan alone would beat the top 10 strongest people on Earth in tug of war. He is joked about a lot in the DB series, but he is unironically extremely powerful. Outside the Z fighters and a few other people/monsters, he is without a doubt the strongest on Earth, and by far.

    • @ScumSookar
      @ScumSookar 12 дней назад

      If Hercule were a real person, he would probably be revered like living a demi-god. He's genuinely that much stronger than even a peak physical form person from our world. It's just hard for people to notice that when you're standing next to Majin Buu and frigon Goku.

    • @jruler93
      @jruler93 6 дней назад +2

      He's definitely the strongest man who doesn't use Ki.

    • @elfang-tastico9579
      @elfang-tastico9579 День назад

      ​@@jruler93Yeah,i'm convinced that if he learned to use his Ki then he would compare to the human Z Fighters

  • @kainthedragoon8081
    @kainthedragoon8081 13 дней назад +99

    Hercule probably found out about the game and despite being a coward couldn’t let it continue.
    If this in the dragon world he’d probably ask Goku to wish everyone back while Hercule spins a story about he was able to sneak in and remove all the death traps.

    • @hyperdragon2846
      @hyperdragon2846 12 дней назад +12

      Hercules not week hes just surrounded by the strongest

    • @possibly_ben
      @possibly_ben 12 дней назад +2

      @@hyperdragon2846 basically jogo vs gojo/sukuna

    • @KingofCurthes
      @KingofCurthes 12 дней назад +5

      @possibly_benYeah unfortunately even Yamcha can easily defeat all of JJK verse😭🙏 I’m starting to feel bad for the JJK verse being put up against Dragon Ball characters for no reason.

    • @simpingshrimp4791
      @simpingshrimp4791 11 дней назад +1

      Many people of the Z Warriors wouldn't allow it to continue honestly.

    • @kainthedragoon8081
      @kainthedragoon8081 11 дней назад +2

      Hercule has the fake and charisma to make sure it stays dead

  • @zano2120
    @zano2120 12 дней назад +65

    for the glass panes challenge, what's stopping Mr. Satan from just running really fast? As shown in the show, the panels don't immediately break as soon as someone steps on them, and if Mr. Satan has such incredible speed he should be able to just skip across the tiles while moving fast enough to avoid falling

    • @afro025
      @afro025 12 дней назад +17

      ...but they actually do. The Math teacher who says "screw it" and runs across the glass panels, dies on the 5th one because he guessed wrong, and it shatters beneath his feet before he can reach the next one. He didn't survive the first four because he "ran really fast", he survived them because they were the safe glass panels.

    • @soggybozo1515
      @soggybozo1515 12 дней назад +30

      @@afro025ok but math teacher vs hercule who wins very easily and could therefore run faster

    • @Darwidx
      @Darwidx 12 дней назад +12

      ​@@afro025But, you know, Hercule is much quicker than refular human, I don't know how strong he is exactly But characters with similiar to his strength are able to break physics laws in terms of speed/strength ratio to human body.

    • @afro025
      @afro025 12 дней назад +1

      @@Darwidx reaction speed does not equal travel speed bruh

    • @Darwidx
      @Darwidx 12 дней назад +3

      @afro025 No like, Tao that is comparable to him thrown a column into the air and jumped onto it to traverse on eliptical trajectory around the world, the jump he done to do that was bigger than whole Glass level, so I guess that Hercule could just jump over half of it, or even run so fast that it wouldn't break, he is weaker (but idk how much weaker) than Tao but he is in the same leauge.

  • @KaiserTrigger
    @KaiserTrigger 12 дней назад +56

    The people at Squid Game, if they existed in Dragon Ball, probably would believe the hype about Hercule, so they'd probably not even try and think "he's too strong, he'd destroy us."

    • @brendonw456
      @brendonw456 11 дней назад

      That is...an odd thing to think. Like these guys excel at Intel. If anyone in the world outside the cast would know the story was BS...they'd be at the top of the list without an even remotely close second place...including whatever governments are in DB

    • @mAcChaosCh
      @mAcChaosCh 11 дней назад +4

      @@brendonw456 not even the red ribbon army knew

    • @KaiserTrigger
      @KaiserTrigger 11 дней назад +5

      @@brendonw456 No one can EVER deny the truth that the champ is thew champ!
      And in no way do the worlds governments of DB know of the stuff beyond their own world, let alone Cell or who killed him.

    • @isaacargesmith8217
      @isaacargesmith8217 7 дней назад

      @@brendonw456 I mean to be fair it's probably fair to argue that he actually is legit the strongest non ki/magic/ other power system user in the series by a considerable margin. He actually earned that hype to some degree, it's just this is a series about people that can probably take on cthulu and are literally friends/fight with multi dimensional god beings so of course he looks weak. Genuinely if he learnt how to use ki powers I imagine he'd actually be able to really keep up with the main cast since not knowing ki really is the bottle neck that keeps him from actually being a truly powerful fighter. I wanna say there are even non canon stories that explore that in games like xenoverse 2? Like as the video said, he literally could beat the top ten strongest pullers in the world most likely by himself, imagine that kind of normal person power given the ability to use KI.

  • @11cookeaw14
    @11cookeaw14 12 дней назад +17

    2:00 A thrid scenario would be that that games are set just before the Cell games, where he's known to be a champion but not as a world saver.

  • @enriquemeza2568
    @enriquemeza2568 13 дней назад +140

    Honestly i thought this was some hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby type situation.

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  13 дней назад +83

      Hydrogen hercule vs coughing squid

    • @zexalmish5307
      @zexalmish5307 13 дней назад +23

      Hercule survived a kick from omega shenron in GT and he solos the whole baki verse debate me if I’m wrong

    • @Laziking123
      @Laziking123 13 дней назад

      ​@zexalmish5307right after I read that I got a short of omega shenron kicking him💀💀

    • @Danthmn
      @Danthmn 13 дней назад +6

      @zexalmish5307 k

    • @11cookeaw14
      @11cookeaw14 12 дней назад

      @zexalmish5307 GT is non-canon.

  • @sketchysketches381
    @sketchysketches381 13 дней назад +23

    My headcanon is that he just got lost and was competing to fund his way out. He's just on a random side quest

  • @parkerrexquiem5181
    @parkerrexquiem5181 13 дней назад +58

    LMFAO literally talked to my brother about this exact topic yesterday and said “This is the type of thing Lonk’s Takes would upload” 😂

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  13 дней назад +10

      LMAO

    • @Danthmn
      @Danthmn 13 дней назад +3

      Sure

    • @kendallmoreira4028
      @kendallmoreira4028 13 дней назад

      hell naw

    • @joshuajones5239
      @joshuajones5239 9 дней назад

      @@lonkstakes What music did you use throughout the video?

    • @Dfact4
      @Dfact4 7 дней назад

      GT music. Just watch the first 2 episodes and you'll hear the ost​@joshuajones5239

  • @TheCronq
    @TheCronq 12 дней назад +17

    Hercule goes into the squid games not because of money, but because people are starting to catch on and doubt his abilities and power. So he decides to at least be partially the hero people think he is.

  • @blueblade6174
    @blueblade6174 13 дней назад +69

    The 5th challenge is a real rench thrown in the works.
    Statistically he should lose. It might even be in character. Because the players pick what order they go in before knowing the game, Hercule would most likely pick number 1 cause of his ego.
    But what if he has incredible jumping strength to hop over all the glass in one leap?

    • @seanhshjs4534
      @seanhshjs4534 13 дней назад +34

      imagine he's shitting himself and then he jumps, and realizes he crossed the whole glass with one jump

    • @theguywhoasked6_9
      @theguywhoasked6_9 13 дней назад +2

      If he loses, what are they doing to him bro 😭😭😭🙏🙏.

    • @detectiveplays
      @detectiveplays 13 дней назад +29

      I feel like he'd be fast enough so that if he did touch the bad glass he'd be over it by the time it breaks

    • @blueblade6174
      @blueblade6174 13 дней назад +4

      @@detectiveplays I was thinking that too, but wasn't sure if that'd be accepted

    • @Erwinpsishsj
      @Erwinpsishsj 12 дней назад +2

      He wouldn't even die to the fall

  • @Someguyfromtheinternet36
    @Someguyfromtheinternet36 13 дней назад +26

    If the Champ so much as get grazed by a bullet, a certain giant pink blob of bubblegum is just going to demolish the entire place to protect him.
    *THE CHAMP BLITZES AGAIN*

    • @simpingshrimp4791
      @simpingshrimp4791 11 дней назад

      The scenario states that he was transported into the Squid Game Universe.
      So unless Buu was somehow aware of Hercule bein in another dimension... He probably won't do anything.

    • @knight70
      @knight70 5 дней назад

      ​​@@simpingshrimp4791i mean he will notice mister satan cannot be found anywhere on earth and would either ask for help from the main cast or go in a new rampage

  • @Meelow-jp8lb
    @Meelow-jp8lb 13 дней назад +65

    Honestly, if Hercule was real, he'd cook everyone. I would argue peak real life human performance wouldn't GRAZE him 💀

    • @rurumaekawa8944
      @rurumaekawa8944 12 дней назад +3

      He would panic on the first game and get shot

    • @UsoppFan444
      @UsoppFan444 12 дней назад +12

      Exactly. People don’t realize just how strong DBZ characters really are, and Mr. Satan was literally the champion of the Tenkaichi Budokai like 3 years in a row. So he’d EASILY be the strongest and toughest human in our world

    • @dane1382
      @dane1382 11 дней назад +1

      ​@@rurumaekawa8944 dude he's literally dodged gunfire before

    • @Phoenix-qu5ss
      @Phoenix-qu5ss 11 дней назад +2

      Even if Hercule lost a game I'm not sure the Squid game guards can even kill him. Hercule got sent flying into a mountain when he fought Cell and he only ended up with a bump on his head.

    • @rurumaekawa8944
      @rurumaekawa8944 11 дней назад +5

      @@dane1382 he literaly got shot and died before(almost) too, if he misses a game he is NOT making it out

  • @darthnox8286
    @darthnox8286 8 дней назад +3

    The glass stepping stones game has another answer, funnily enough. Someone tested the Squid Game challenges and found that if you just walked quickly enough on the fake panels, it wouldn't break..
    ..Hercule just sprints in a straight line, reaches the end, and everyone gets confused on how he got through when the path wasn't a straight line at all.

  • @rickyhall1477
    @rickyhall1477 7 дней назад +6

    Mr. Satan is the strongest normal human in the world he did originally win his title! He also caught bullets with his hands, pulled busses, broke a ton of blocks, and ripped a telephone book! He could definitely win squid games!

  • @11cookeaw14
    @11cookeaw14 12 дней назад +12

    0:40 Chapter 1 Kid Goku is bullet RESISTANT, no Bulletproof. A handgun badly hurt him an knocked him down. Against and Armour peircing round from a high powered sniper rifle... I don't like his chances.

    • @J_R_G2006
      @J_R_G2006 12 дней назад +4

      The bullets did no damage to him
      He’s also resisted machine gun fire
      If he’s able to take attacks from moon level people,no bullet is piercing his bones

    • @DivineZenkai
      @DivineZenkai 12 дней назад +1

      That doesn't matter since Mr satan who is only half as strong as ch1 kid Goku can dodge rocket launchers and bullets if he wanted to.

  • @_Chees3_88
    @_Chees3_88 5 дней назад +3

    Mr Satan accidentally gave Goku too much money but before he could get it back Chichi spent it all

  • @extremelegendsupreme4596
    @extremelegendsupreme4596 13 дней назад +21

    He’s probably gunna lose the glass game unless he has godly jumping ability, due to his ego he’s probably gunna choose to be the first one 😂

    • @Aaa-vp6ug
      @Aaa-vp6ug 12 дней назад +3

      He does have godly jumping ability so…

    • @qlasalle
      @qlasalle 12 дней назад

      ​@Aaa-vp6ug
      Dragon ball Z fans don't actually watch the show or read. They just let youtubers tell them what happened and if they are watching it's with their phone in their hands not paying attention.

    • @extremelegendsupreme4596
      @extremelegendsupreme4596 12 дней назад +1

      @Aaa-vp6ug what jump feats does he have that aren’t clearly outliers played for gags. Even if he does he’s probably gunna get caught off guard by the shattering glass.

    • @extremelegendsupreme4596
      @extremelegendsupreme4596 12 дней назад

      @@qlasalle speak for yourself

  • @deltalord6969
    @deltalord6969 12 дней назад +58

    To be fair about the gun thing, it could be argued that guns in dragon ball have just evolved to the point where they can hurt sub humans, i mean people still remember the saiyans invading and blowing shit up so humanity has probably invested in technology alot to try and at least combat this. The red ribbon army has shown to sell its inventions to the public for money and they have guns that could hurt kid goku post ki training.

    • @DidiTheCoolio
      @DidiTheCoolio 12 дней назад +14

      Yeah in the future trunk timeline they planned on shooting goku black

    • @ОлександрШишкін-м5р
      @ОлександрШишкін-м5р 12 дней назад +2

      But that was regular NPC, so I don't think he have evolved gun

    • @KingofCurthes
      @KingofCurthes 12 дней назад +1

      Not really in a narrative perspective. The only reason base Goku took damage by a regular gun in Super was because of him not training and holding himself back.

    • @thenippletwister3457
      @thenippletwister3457 12 дней назад

      Even if we assume that guns in Dragon Ball are better than they are in real life, they're clearly not _that_ much better. If they were, you could see that by the effects they'd produce.

    • @dooredits1
      @dooredits1 12 дней назад +3

      ​@@ОлександрШишкін-м5рblack Goku got surprised when somebody shot him

  • @jamainegardner4193
    @jamainegardner4193 13 дней назад +10

    I'm not a photosensitive epileptic but im happy to see your consideration for those in your audience who are

  • @mates1395
    @mates1395 13 дней назад +33

    now what about hercule was in TF2?

    • @CERISTHEDEV
      @CERISTHEDEV 12 дней назад +5

      Definetly going blow for blow with saxton hale

  • @JackgarPrime
    @JackgarPrime 12 дней назад +4

    Im glad you pointed out that he isnt bullet proof, and almost certainly would've died from that gunshot if it weren't for Buu. He survives those hits from powerful beings via Rule of Funny, but the gunshot worked under Rule of Drama, which is entirely what Squid Game exists under. It's like Plot Bullets vs Gameplay Bullets in Yakuza.
    Speaking of, if you did another Squid Game video, what about Kiryu Kazuma vs Squid Game?

  • @we_be_vibiin-twitch
    @we_be_vibiin-twitch 12 дней назад +7

    since you brought up gt, end of gt mr satan who is like 80 years old survives fighting majuub who actually believed he was the strongest and treated him as such and only stopped when he was paralyzed by majin buu, while yes mr satan was heavily damaged and very bruised but he survived which gives him CRAZY durability

    • @sptflcrw8583
      @sptflcrw8583 10 дней назад +1

      He was nearly killed by a gun. Stop.

    • @we_be_vibiin-twitch
      @we_be_vibiin-twitch 10 дней назад +2

      @sptflcrw8583 a single anti-feat. cell threw him into a mountain, while yes he was holding back any normal person would instantaneously die, was able to dodge kid Buu on accident mind you but accidental feats are still feats. mr satan is faster than a bullet, can tank a bullet easily, and is stronger than everyone in the squid games.

    • @sptflcrw8583
      @sptflcrw8583 10 дней назад

      @we_be_vibiin-twitch none of the feats you listed give him bulletproof durability

    • @sptflcrw8583
      @sptflcrw8583 10 дней назад

      @@we_be_vibiin-twitch I don't disagree he wins, but don't try to say he scales to Cell, Buu, or Omega

    • @we_be_vibiin-twitch
      @we_be_vibiin-twitch 10 дней назад

      @@sptflcrw8583 I don't wanna bring this up but since the video brought up gt I'll have to do a little scaling, base EoZ Goku is stated stronger than everyone, everyone includes Arale an outerversal gag character who can run through time, uub with zero training was equal to EoZ goku, uub and majin buu became one being in the baby arc becoming majuub and did better against ssj3 baby than ssj3 Goku did, given that majuub at the end of gt wasn't holding back you can rewatch the scene he literally thought Mr Satan was the strongest until majin buu stepped in and stopped him, even being able to survive that puts his durability above anything in super besides maybe Beerus and that's a huge maybe depending on if you want to use the filler anime episode where Arale meets Beerus and also beats ssb goku with 0 difficulty while also being able to multiply her strength by any amount she wants at any time, she's a moving goalpost like Beerus yet EoZ Goku is always ahead of, beerus is just a moving goalpost for plot purposes

  • @Laser-m6w
    @Laser-m6w 12 дней назад +4

    I will argue that Hercule is pretty pridefully and I can see him go “1 for the champ” and I honestly doubt he will get lucky the whole way through and if they did let him go back up it would be a decently big climb up back and by that point he would either forget the pattern and fall back down and lose due to the time and gets shot or lose because of the players doing the whole “If I’m going down then I’m taking you with me” thing. What I’m trying to say here is that I think that Hercules most likely going to die in the glass panels

  • @haydenbunk8583
    @haydenbunk8583 12 дней назад +4

    I imagine that he already put out scouts so he already knows about the squid games and wants to post this to the world to make the people of the real world like him by showing how good he is by competing in death games

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 11 дней назад +4

    11:50 I definitely say he fails that one, but since the *_fall_* was what was supposed to kill him nobody knows what to do with him and just dismisses him, kicking him out *_alive._*
    Now if it were the writers of Squid Game determining his fate, who knows, he might win, but Hercule is a gag character, I'd be funnier if he fails in a way that lets him keep his flawless surviving streak.

    • @Nerazmus
      @Nerazmus 8 дней назад

      Even if he steps on the broken glass, he is more than fast enough to catch himself and jump to the next.

    • @n0dash18
      @n0dash18 7 дней назад +1

      @@Nerazmus
      I don’t think that works under physics. He’d try to jump, and instead of pushing himself upwards and forwards because the glass is sturdy enough to support his weight, he’d push the breakable glass downwards because it can’t support the force exerted by his attempt to jump. It’d be like jumping on a pitfall trap covered by leaves.

    • @Solesteam
      @Solesteam 7 дней назад +1

      @@n0dash18 Not to mention on top of all the physics stuff, Hercule will probably freeze up in surprise and shock as some characters tend to do when the situation is more slapstick than serious.

  • @Korushin-V
    @Korushin-V 12 дней назад +5

    BONUS: the new games from season 2 (spoilers ahead)
    Six leg marathon: Mr Satan himself can clear most of the challenges no problem. The problem is who he gets as his teammates. If he gets bad teammates, how is at risk of failing through no fault of his own
    Mingle: His charisma will get him a large group of people who trust him so finding people to pair up with won't be a problem. Even if he can't find enough people, he's strong enough to drag people into a room and fill out the missing slots

    • @afro025
      @afro025 12 дней назад +2

      Mr. Satan doesn't even know how to play Ddakji or Gonggi lol. He's not korean. And being physically strong doesn't mean you have the skill to spin a top, or to kick the jegi 5 times, or the accuracy to play flying stone. The games seem simple, but they're really not, especially for anyone that has zero experience with them.

    • @DidiTheCoolio
      @DidiTheCoolio 12 дней назад

      @@afro025hes fast enough and has good enough reflexs to do the kicking

    • @afro025
      @afro025 12 дней назад

      @ ...you still need more than that to actually play and win jegi

  • @SamuelRodrigoes
    @SamuelRodrigoes День назад +1

    Knowing hercules luck,he would instantly won the game 😂

  • @Snomdog
    @Snomdog 13 дней назад +7

    Of course he can, not even Cell could stop the mighty Mr. Satan!!

  • @poobix1300
    @poobix1300 13 дней назад +11

    Let’s be real though as soon as people start getting shot in RLGL he’d be one of the people to freak tf out and try to escape only to get shot.

    • @nygelnutmeg
      @nygelnutmeg 12 дней назад +9

      He would panic, but let's not forget he's got good instincts. He would freeze as everyone is running, still terrified in the moment, but no one's knocking him down, as said in the video. Someone with martial arts as good as he has would also have no problem staying perfectly still. His internal monolog would go along the lines of "They really are serious about the gun!!! I better not make a run for it, or I'm as much of a goner as everyone else here!!!"

    • @afro025
      @afro025 12 дней назад +2

      nah bro, he'd purposely move during red light thinking he could cheat without anyone noticing, only for him to get shot straight in the head 😭

    • @dooredits1
      @dooredits1 12 дней назад

      Mr satan would accidentally dodge all the bullets due to his luck

    • @miky9504
      @miky9504 4 дня назад

      Nah he'd be so scared he'd be frozen in fear, maybe even per himself

  • @aceBOMBguy
    @aceBOMBguy 12 дней назад +4

    0:30 kid goku would eat the dalgona

  • @lonkstakes
    @lonkstakes  13 дней назад +25

    Do y'all call him Hercule or Mr. Satan? Idk which I prefer

    • @melonsmash6541
      @melonsmash6541 13 дней назад +4

      Mr Satan it's the original

    • @theseidlor
      @theseidlor 13 дней назад +9

      while hercule is a secondary amendment created purely for the purpose of censorship, it's still alright as his name

    • @TrashSplashOG
      @TrashSplashOG 13 дней назад

      Mr Satan

    • @SlowkeyyGD
      @SlowkeyyGD 13 дней назад +4

      ​@@theseidlor"secondary amendment" wrong words, man

    • @theseidlor
      @theseidlor 13 дней назад

      @@SlowkeyyGD hercule is a secondary name, as an amendment to his original

  • @ChorkinSidedish
    @ChorkinSidedish 13 дней назад +5

    Another win con is Hercule telling buu that there are squid treats for the winner so buu would just destroy any obstacle and can heal hercule if he gets shot so either way the champ wins with and without his disciple

  • @benjamingillam1218
    @benjamingillam1218 12 дней назад +3

    If his luck factor is carried over, he could go first and cross the glass bridge.

  • @TouringWolf42
    @TouringWolf42 7 дней назад +2

    Your audio is partially distorted, you can't really hear it, but it's there

  • @Milliontrillion145
    @Milliontrillion145 12 дней назад +2

    Loss one match he betted all his money on and now has to find a way to pay for the mortgage of his house.

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 11 дней назад +3

    10:10 Or he could lie saying "there was a mistake and they actually have to loose all their marbles first" making some tie in wih the phrase "lost your marbles" to make it make more sense and seem more believable, then intentionally throw the game to win all the marbles.

    • @SauceDon32
      @SauceDon32 6 дней назад +1

      Was there a rule against him just taking them?

    • @Solesteam
      @Solesteam 5 дней назад +1

      @SauceDon32 I don't know, never saw Squid game.

  • @The_duck_squad72
    @The_duck_squad72 11 дней назад +2

    If Mr. Satan is that strong already, he could probably just jump over the entirety of the glass bridge without having to risk anything

  • @tellmeninetails5819
    @tellmeninetails5819 7 дней назад +1

    Mr satan would be the guy who stops the peeps from killing each other in the middle of the night imo.

  • @yousifaljanabi281
    @yousifaljanabi281 9 дней назад +1

    He would be the guy to scream green light in red light green light, and fall for his own trick

  • @Chckster
    @Chckster 12 дней назад +2

    Honestly I think he dies in the glass game. Mr. Satan’s ego would definitely make him want to choose one of the higher numbers, most likely number 1. That would be his doom.
    But of course like you said it wouldn’t really kill him ig

  • @mark.6639
    @mark.6639 6 дней назад +1

    Hercule is busted compared to a regular human. So if he could pass the honeycomb game I definitely see him winning. His strength may accidentally break the cookie lol.

  • @bigpoggers6507
    @bigpoggers6507 13 дней назад +3

    I'm just saying, he'd 100% be able to get a riot going after he sees people dying, the game would get ruined right after Red Light Green Light

  • @carlosfigueredo5682
    @carlosfigueredo5682 8 дней назад +1

    Mr Satan would be able to stage a succesful revolt and defeat the guards. He's fast enough to doge bullets, even though he'd certainly be hurt by them.

  • @DuckAvenger
    @DuckAvenger 12 дней назад +4

    Power scailing is weird since because most power level lists estimate that mr. Satan has a higher power level then og kid goku but couldnt tank the bullets

  • @jimmyrobot3170
    @jimmyrobot3170 12 дней назад +2

    Satan would do the triangle dalgona, finish it, carve it into the shape of an umbrella after the game, and show it off to the other contestants

  • @maximustorres7522
    @maximustorres7522 5 дней назад +1

    plot twist, master roshi is player 001

    • @Abahlure
      @Abahlure 4 дня назад

      Roshi is the main vip confirmed.

  • @greygartm4330
    @greygartm4330 14 часов назад

    The craziest part of the Goku teleporting to the other side is that it implies the doll has ki to detect and instant transmission to

  • @tellmeninetails5819
    @tellmeninetails5819 7 дней назад +1

    anyone else hearing the audio go wierd halfway through?

  • @SleepLessThan3
    @SleepLessThan3 13 дней назад +2

    Even during the cell fight, those kicks are actually so scary irl 😂😂😂 Like imagine brian shaw being able to launch head height side kicks like 5 times per second for like 10 straight seconds with zero exhaustion 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sai_ai__8446
    @sai_ai__8446 13 дней назад +2

    buu sees a glimpse of two people playing Ddakji
    "Hey Mr.Satan, look"
    "What?"
    "Buu wants to play the funny game"
    "Uhh Sure, let's approach that guy"
    *Buu grabs Mr.Satan and rapidly goes in front of the guy*
    "We'd like to also play this game"
    *the dude is surprised by the way Buu looks and by the fact he got speed blitzed, he feels he can't refuse* "Ok, pick your envelope"
    *Buu looses the game of Ddakji and starts to get angry*
    "Hold on Buu, i'll show you how it's done, give me the envelope kind stranger"
    *Mr.Satan wins the game of Ddakji*
    "See? That's how it's done."
    "Here is the invitation to the squid, Mr.... What's your name?"
    "I am Mark, better known as Mr.Satan."
    "Is Satan the surname?"
    "No, who even has a last name these days?"
    "Umm, ok..., see you at the squid Games"
    *the dude leaves slightly scared*
    "The What???"

  • @KingMcghee-zc4ve
    @KingMcghee-zc4ve 12 дней назад +2

    In my opinion, he definitely gets past most of the games but the only game I feel like he would struggle with is the games that take more IQ than physical strength

  • @なあにまなたなあやなたなま
    @なあにまなたなあやなたなま 12 дней назад +1

    he has 50 bp (battle power). even a farmer with a gun has 5, bros gonna smash the games and the guards.

  • @Thebuttermanofbutter
    @Thebuttermanofbutter День назад +1

    Better question could the squid games survive him

  • @一杯飛蛾
    @一杯飛蛾 11 дней назад +1

    Hercule is too fucking rich man i dont even think he'll join squid game in the first place

  • @pf0r
    @pf0r 9 дней назад +1

    he literally beat perfect cell and you have the audacity to question his might

  • @the_real_idoit8166
    @the_real_idoit8166 8 дней назад

    Hércule: Remember gi-hun, it’s all a bunch of tricks
    Frontman:it is not you could die

  • @birdican
    @birdican День назад

    pan:grandpa what happe-
    hercule:SQUID GAMES

  • @Aaa-vp6ug
    @Aaa-vp6ug 12 дней назад +1

    4:50 there is just the song in the original, but same end result

  • @powerlevelvlog1089
    @powerlevelvlog1089 13 дней назад +2

    He wanted to prove to us that he is the world champ of everything 💪

  • @tonyelliott5000
    @tonyelliott5000 12 дней назад +1

    He'd own it. The man can literally ricochet/dodge bullets.

  • @Nerazmus
    @Nerazmus 8 дней назад +1

    Let's break out the challenges.
    Challenge 1: Red light, Green light
    - Hercule blitzes. He easily makes it to the other side before the doll turns the first time.
    Challenge 2: Cookies
    - Hercule nodiffs. He is the best martial artist in existence, thus his fine motor skills and mental fortitute are way beyond what he'd need to cut out even the umbrella.
    Special Round
    - Hercule could easily knockout every single contestant here before the guards even notice.
    Challenge 3: Tug of War
    - Hercule nodiffs. He can easily outpull the other contestants alone.
    Challenge 4: Marbles
    - Hercule stomps. He could literally just steal the marbles before the other person notices. Or he'd trick the person with some seemingly impossible challenge that he'd easily acomplish.
    Challenge 5: Glass
    - Hercule blitzes. He can literally just run and make it to the other side even if he steps on the shattered glass. He is too fast to fall, he'd catch himself and jump to the next glass. Well, that is if he can't just jump over the whole gap at once, which he probably can.
    Challenge 6: Squid Game
    - Hercule nodiffs. He is thebest martial artists in the world. He stomps any human in 1v1.

  • @Terotrous
    @Terotrous 4 дня назад

    Despite his cowardice, Mr Satan also has a pretty strong sense of justice, so I think he would either convince everyone to stop the games after the first game, or he would convince them to openly rebel against the hosts instead. Given his natural charisma and the fact that he is clearly significantly superhuman I feel like pretty much all of the other players would instantly rally behind him.

  • @DokkanAssets
    @DokkanAssets 6 дней назад

    As Dokkan is canon to the human world in "That Time I got Reincarnated as Yamcha" I'm going with Hercule went broke spending on Dokkan. 😂

  • @cm4n63
    @cm4n63 11 дней назад

    "after the events of the tournament of power, #17 is around the gang more and participates in the next year's tenkaichi, and in the final round, jokingly threatens hercule if he doesn't get a trillion zeni for throwing the match. hercule, unfamiliar with #17's easygoing nature, takes this seriously and is desperate enough to compete in a potential deathmath if it means escaping the android's bad graces"

  • @ANotSoPopularMan
    @ANotSoPopularMan 13 дней назад +8

    Could Homelander beat the Red Ribbon Army?

    • @lonkstakes
      @lonkstakes  13 дней назад +4

      I'm gonna say no just because thats funny

    • @iloveiceberglettuce
      @iloveiceberglettuce 13 дней назад +6

      Maybe,from what i remember,the RRA didn't use any ki based weapons,just normal military stuff,so homelander could MAYBE win

    • @peacocca190
      @peacocca190 13 дней назад +8

      Homelander would be fine during the storming of the base. But if we count the entire arc, no. He is killed by Tao.

  • @marioluigi27
    @marioluigi27 7 дней назад

    The thing about Marbles is not only is Mr. Satan charismatic, he's also perfectly fine with cheating, theres no way he would lose

  • @juliusnovachrono4370
    @juliusnovachrono4370 13 дней назад +6

    Yes, he can beat Squid game.

  • @tristongochanour6505
    @tristongochanour6505 13 дней назад +3

    Another spectacular take from Lonk💯

  • @Usernameping
    @Usernameping 5 дней назад

    Just a reminder, while yes, Kid Goku could dodge and tank bullets before meeting Roshi, Nam pushed Kid Goku pretty hard in the 21st tournament, and he wasn’t the strongest non-turtle school competitor by a massive margin. I would argue that most Tenkaichi Budokai winners are able to dodge or tank bullets.

  • @rodthedigger2902
    @rodthedigger2902 13 дней назад +3

    Great video!

  • @rubrub9609
    @rubrub9609 6 дней назад

    I think Mr Satan would die during the glass steps because he’d be like “the champ is number 1” chose the first vest and realize he has to go first and die. Or because he has insane luck manages to reach to the end very quickly since he’s scared out of his mind

  • @therenegade4482
    @therenegade4482 11 дней назад

    People forget but Satan is actually peak, pulling a bus and punching through it, rip a phone book in half

  • @senseimadara3791
    @senseimadara3791 13 дней назад +2

    Honestly,Hercule could honestly just defy the rules and break out of there quite easily😂

  • @braidensmack5110
    @braidensmack5110 13 дней назад +2

    Mr. Satan Playing squid games to pay back the cartel is crazy

  • @Levi-ix5es
    @Levi-ix5es 11 дней назад

    I imagine the squid games happening during the wait for the Cell games, so Mr. satan is just prepping for the world ending games with another form of life or death games. He is THE Mr. Satan after all

  • @GoofyAhhWeeb
    @GoofyAhhWeeb 12 дней назад +1

    he can just easily run through all the tiles in the glass bridge with his speed feats and his luck will help him win marbles and dalgona

  • @garuga1512
    @garuga1512 13 дней назад +2

    Mr Satan in Squid Game 2: "I've played these games before Buu!"

  • @ancientnoodle8372
    @ancientnoodle8372 3 дня назад

    People tend to forget that hercule is a 250 pound shredded martial artist with dad strength

  • @ZestyZeldere
    @ZestyZeldere 4 дня назад

    10:28 I always wondered why they didn’t step on the steel cross bar holding the glass

  • @Ameort-y3g
    @Ameort-y3g 13 дней назад +9

    Alien x vs Goku
    Who wins i wonder
    I know alien x is 26 dimensional

    • @Kranime789
      @Kranime789 13 дней назад +5

      Alien x one taps
      Alien x just by existing is above 5th dimensional quantamelia making alien x's presence itself 6d
      And than alien x recreated the ben 10 Universe with Infinite timelines inside it and bare minimum 26 dimensions with a single thought

    • @Multiversedestroyer2.01
      @Multiversedestroyer2.01 13 дней назад +5

      Alien x easily
      The above guy explain it

    • @Qwerty-345-12f
      @Qwerty-345-12f 13 дней назад +4

      Alien x
      Someone already mentioned it

    • @Sking-231
      @Sking-231 13 дней назад +2

      ​@@Kranime789 true

    • @Erwinpsishsj
      @Erwinpsishsj 12 дней назад

      ​@@Kranime789He's barely universal

  • @Solesteam
    @Solesteam 11 дней назад +1

    2:45 He finds Zeni is completely outdated of a currency and is only even remotely viable in Japan, not only that he only brought enough for a bus ticket as all Satan city banks are unique to the Dragonball world, thus he has no credit, and since nobody knows him and heck, everyone is wondering why this very oversaturated, outlined cartoon man is begging on the streets, eventually having to huddle in a box for the night he finds out about these games and does everything in his power to get in, not realizing at all what he's stumbling into...
    With how polarized Hercule's luck tends to be, everyone just not questioning the anime man and continently not realizing it's Hercule from DBZ is perfectly fitting for this too...

  • @chummy_lectern
    @chummy_lectern 9 дней назад

    Mr Satan thinks Squid Game are just some underground fighting tournament inspired by the Cell Games.

  • @Leet-iz2fz
    @Leet-iz2fz 6 дней назад

    Mr. Satan gets to the Special Round and immediately wins by beating all of the other contestants to death

  • @xShinigamiRyukuux
    @xShinigamiRyukuux 4 дня назад

    Dude has lucked maxed out and is the strongest non-Ki using human alive. The champ has got this.

  • @QuiteFunnyIsnt1t
    @QuiteFunnyIsnt1t 12 дней назад +5

    4:07 what about that moment in the tournament of tower? it was completely taken seriously compared to those 2 times

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 11 дней назад

    Imo, the Glass Pane challenge wouldn't be an issue; as he would run so frantically fast that the glass under him wouldn't have time to break and he moves on that way.

  • @roblammens
    @roblammens 11 дней назад

    I'd still be super hyped for a Hercule vs. Bakiverse video. I know he won't solo the franchise by any means but I'd love to know how far he'd make it in something like the Maximum Tournament