Cringe Things I Did as a Child

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Комментарии • 611

  • @Gretchasketches
    @Gretchasketches 4 года назад +1638

    The hi gene joke was funny she just didn’t appreciate the talent

  • @mayalevy5003
    @mayalevy5003 4 года назад +590

    **Teacher walks towards half snake Pj**
    Pj, in lemomgrabs voice: UNACCEPTABLE

  • @starstruckmetal1225
    @starstruckmetal1225 4 года назад +378

    Okay the "Hi Gene" joke was actually pretty funny I don't know what that teachers deal was

  • @autumnsyndrome
    @autumnsyndrome 4 года назад +793

    ALRIGHT BUT “hiii geeennee” IS SO FUNNY I WOULDVE LAUGHED

    • @cjanney3592
      @cjanney3592 4 года назад +25

      autumn syndrome I’m a kindergarten teacher and I would just laugh if I had a student that did that. I mean, that’s really clever for a 5/6 year old! 🤣

    • @autumnsyndrome
      @autumnsyndrome 4 года назад +3

      Cjanney ikr!

    • @whalesinlamentation5351
      @whalesinlamentation5351 4 года назад +10

      I actually admired kids who were confident enough to make puns in front of the whole class instead of just whispering it to the closest person like I did

  • @charmander2159
    @charmander2159 4 года назад +430

    i used to make 'potions' with salt, sugar pepper etc and then added mud and flowers. i then tried to get my mum to drink it

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +176

      Same! Except I used to make potions with literally just water hahaha

    • @charmander2159
      @charmander2159 4 года назад +48

      KickThePj perhaps we were potion makers in our past life

    • @mjwoodman
      @mjwoodman 4 года назад +30

      Me and my siblings used to make “magic tea” with random plants we found in the backyard. Then we’d all drink it. It had no long term effects on our health.... probably

    • @mayalevy5003
      @mayalevy5003 4 года назад +8

      SAME I used to do it in my grandparents' yard with all my cousins.

    • @samyuktag4842
      @samyuktag4842 4 года назад +2

      KickThePj omggg samee

  • @astriival
    @astriival 4 года назад +196

    no one:
    PJ: *sniff sniff sniff* what a mysterious smell, you must have something
    the man behind him: _>
    >_>

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +66

      This is pretty much exactly how it went down.

  • @Spacey_Mad
    @Spacey_Mad 4 года назад +289

    The snake one reminds me of the time I pretended I was a horse and accidently 'galloped' headfirst into the headmaster when I was 9 in front of everyone

    • @nars_bars8774
      @nars_bars8774 4 года назад +17

      I once pretended I was a werewolf and I actually slashed my friends arm and blood started coming out (I didnt mean for it to go to that extent) and I cringe so hard everytime I think about it lol

    • @Spacey_Mad
      @Spacey_Mad 4 года назад +3

      @@nars_bars8774 oh god I used to pretend to be one with my friend, she literally tried to get me to bite her arm but I refused 😂

    • @nars_bars8774
      @nars_bars8774 4 года назад

      @@Spacey_Mad
      LOL

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 4 года назад

      That's hilarious omggg

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 4 года назад +4

      I remember learning when I was twelve that this kid in my class held a grudge towards me since we were six years old. Apparently, me and this other girl were pretending to be cats (he did a whiny impression of my cat noises when recalling the event. It made an impact.) and he said that cats were stupid or something so I told the lunch monitor that he called us stupid and he got detention. So like yeah, turns out I was a tattletale.
      But TO BE FAIR, while I don't remember that specific story as it happened (I just remember that this kid held a grudge over me for six years, maybe even still has one. What's another nine.), I do remember that the lunch monitors never did shit when they witnessed actual bullying or if you told them about actual bullying. The fact that he got in trouble surprises me like maybe there was a different monitor that day. That girl he said I was with was Chinese and I remember kids would call her names, pretend to speak in Chinese at her, and stick their pinkies up bc they said it was the Chinese middle finger. And the lunch monitor didn't do shit. I remember the girl saying, "they're just doing that instead of the middle finger because they know they won't get in trouble." But like, the lady witnessed them pulling at their eyes and making obnoxious sounds clearly meant to mimic Chinese, I don't think she can pretend she doesn't know what they were doing. Those kids would also follow us around at recess and when we told the monitor they were chasing us she said "they can't chase you if you stop running." Like okay. Thanks. Not like they consistently harassed us or anything.
      That was meant to be cringe about my self and the kid who was still mad at me from first grade, but then I was like WAITAMINUTE. And decided to justify my behavior from 2004. And call out an anonymous lunch monitor who doesn't even work anymore. The end.
      On a lighter note one year my gym class had us record activities we did outside on a piece of paper every day, to like, encourage us to go outside. And one day I put down that I collected nuts for squirrels for two hours. Because I did. But like, now I made my P.E. teacher bear witness to that.

  • @autumnsyndrome
    @autumnsyndrome 4 года назад +380

    is this man wearing overalls rn. im blessed.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF RUclips AND I AM THE UNPRETTIEST RUclipsR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye autimn

    • @corvidaedalus
      @corvidaedalus 4 года назад +9

      @@AxxLAfriku Uhh... Wot?

    • @jessdewhurst4996
      @jessdewhurst4996 4 года назад +4

      AxxL yeah wot

    • @ghost-bc1fn
      @ghost-bc1fn 4 года назад +7

      @@AxxLAfriku *slides on anti-cringe goggles*

  • @microsofterror880
    @microsofterror880 4 года назад +167

    No one else has been so comfortable with being a clown. I'm touched

  • @hachibuns772
    @hachibuns772 4 года назад +105

    WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE WITCH STORY BEING HILARIOUS

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +48

      that's my favourite story

  • @microsofterror880
    @microsofterror880 4 года назад +260

    For the second half of elementary/primary school, me and about 4 other friends pretended to be supernatural beings. Me and this other girl were mother and daughter were wolf-bloods, one girl was the ultimated powerful being, and another girl was a vampire. We had a huge backstory that would add on and we taught each other powers, like wind control. We would follow the wind blowing leaves in circles with our eyes.

    • @corilewis
      @corilewis 4 года назад +19

      I got dragged into a group like this in 3rd grade, and the bossy leader girl made us eat snow at recess

    • @microsofterror880
      @microsofterror880 4 года назад +6

      @@corilewis ew lmao. im still friends with her and she used to be like that, but less of making us do things, and more of just being the rule-maker

    • @totallynotobsessed
      @totallynotobsessed 4 года назад +12

      I used to do that around this big tree at my school. Our lives and ‘powers’ were connected to the tree. I remember my powers were like ice or water or something.

    • @mungbean7649
      @mungbean7649 4 года назад +1

      That's not too cringe

    • @divergent_bowtie1066
      @divergent_bowtie1066 4 года назад +4

      there was a small patch of trees next to the basketball court in my elementary school, me and my friends would always gather around and pretend we were benders from avatar the last airbender. there was also a time when we role played the characters from Bolt.

  • @microsofterror880
    @microsofterror880 4 года назад +206

    10:24 she definitely remembers you as the guy who asked her put as james bond

    • @wolfsymphony5770
      @wolfsymphony5770 4 года назад +3

      @Morgan It is definitely unavoidable unfortunately for PJ

  • @astriival
    @astriival 4 года назад +147

    once a clown,
    always a clown

  • @violet-finn2133
    @violet-finn2133 4 года назад +148

    Reminding myself that everyone has a thousand embarrassing memories always makes me feel better when I'm lying awake at night wishing I could just melt into my bed forever because I just remembered something I did when I was younger

  • @Gretchasketches
    @Gretchasketches 4 года назад +156

    The second hand cringe really hit hard this video sorry forgot my cringe glasses

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +102

      YOU WERENT WEARING ANTI-CRINGE GOGGLES?! god help you

  • @iseleylaura
    @iseleylaura 4 года назад +208

    One of the cringiest things that I’ve ever done was in 5th grade - I was really into wearing cheap plastic watches, and I had just gotten one that displayed the time both in analog and digitally (so of course I thought this was the coolest thing ever). So on the way to lunch one day my teacher casually asks me for the time. I then ask him if he wanted the time in analog or digital... completely unaware of the fact that the time is the exact same for either answer (I was just excited about my watch).
    The look of confusion and judgement on his face is something I’ll never forget 🤧

    • @theatermx
      @theatermx 4 года назад +18

      Aww that's adorable

    • @lilyoh5780
      @lilyoh5780 4 года назад +13

      this is the cringiest thing you've ever done?... man you're lucky :D

    • @iseleylaura
      @iseleylaura 4 года назад +3

      Lily LOL one of being the key words here ;)

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 4 года назад +6

      @@iseleylaura honestly most of the stories PJ told in this video wouldn't be cringey enough to stay on my radar for my most embarrassing moments. I was an awkward child. Sometimes I'll just be doing my thing and suddenly gasp as if I've been lightly stabbed because I'm remembering something really stupid I did as a kid. But I think the main factor into whether something is cringey is like, the reaction and/or how you felt at the time. Also most of my "cringe memories" are like, when I think I've made other people feel uncomfortable or something. Otherwise it's a bit easier to shrug it off or laugh about it.

    • @mirroreclipsed3954
      @mirroreclipsed3954 3 года назад

      Honestly, that question would make a hilarious deliberate troll response.

  • @youareyoungdarling
    @youareyoungdarling 4 года назад +47

    Okay but if I was a teacher and a child said "Hi Gene!" with such enthusiasm I would find that adorable!

    • @anons.9200
      @anons.9200 4 года назад +7

      The "class clown" is always disliked by the teachers. Not just because they disrupt classes but also because their jokes are usually not as funny to adults.
      Speaking from experience.

  • @Ghost_0418
    @Ghost_0418 4 года назад +147

    Videos like this always make me feel better, we’re just weird cringey people at heart.

  • @nevermindneven
    @nevermindneven 4 года назад +81

    Since everyone's telling cringey stories here.. when I was idk maybe 14 years old I was _really_ into this guy in my class and when I say really I mean that I started writing a diary just so I could gush in it about all the things I liked about him and I wrote in it every. day. for. at least. one. whole. year. I figured out where he lived one day through a friend who lived across the street. His birthday was coming up and I decided to do something special and uhh.. mysterious (cuz I was an *incredibly* shy and selfconcious blob). I didn't live in the same town but another close friend of mine who I visit frequently did, so when I was in town anyway, I dropped off a box in front of his doorstep, adressed to him (printed out and not written in my handwriting cause I'm not an idiot). In it was nothing but a small figure of a panda (that was the nickname I gave him, idk how aware he was of that) and a note that said 'Happy Birthday'. At the time I found the thought of an anonymous gift super romantic and secretly hoped hoped he would find out it was me and then.. honestly I don't know what I was hoping to get from that. Almost nothing was hinting that it was me who did that cause I was too afraid to find out what he would say _if_ he ever found out it was me and he never mentioned that box afterward.
    So yeah, I was so shy that I'd rather drop a mysterious box in front of my crush's house than engange in a normal conversation.

  • @Sara-vn2kz
    @Sara-vn2kz 4 года назад +21

    I'm a teacher and at work we have a coffee mug that says "Today's objective: keep the tiny humans alive." Finding an 8 year year old swallowed a bottle of adhesive would be terrifying.

  • @Xoannon1
    @Xoannon1 4 года назад +64

    Not gonna lie, if I had been in your health class when you responded with "Hi Gene!", that alone would have been enough for me to immediately want to go out with you. To this day, I'm still a sucker for a guy who can make me laugh.

    • @lucysch2003
      @lucysch2003 4 года назад +33

      Xoannon he was six

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +46

      @@lucysch2003 jesus christ this response made me laugh more than i think it was supposed to

    • @lucysch2003
      @lucysch2003 4 года назад +5

      @KickThePj just stating facts your honour

    • @Xoannon1
      @Xoannon1 4 года назад +4

      Does this mean I'm a six offender?

    • @quinnlove5777
      @quinnlove5777 4 года назад +1

      @@Xoannon1 nope just a sex offender, but you get to dothe sexoffender shuffle

  • @zebeylin1707
    @zebeylin1707 4 года назад +39

    I was too quiet as a child to do cringy things, I make up for that now by being an absolute buffoon most days of my adult life

  • @jerryqueer
    @jerryqueer 4 года назад +140

    I think all my life would be considered as "full wedgie cringe"

  • @meital661
    @meital661 4 года назад +59

    Oh god. You just reminded me. When I was like 6 or 7 I used to pretend to be a cat. I'd get a bowl (a regular one, not an actual cat bowl), fill it with milk, and then lick it like a cat. I'd do this frequently.

    • @RobLikesToDraw
      @RobLikesToDraw 4 года назад +9

      I DID THE SAME THING!!
      Me & my sister both did and we’d have races to see who could lap up their milk the fastest 🐱 good times

    • @geejee6544
      @geejee6544 4 года назад +4

      I did this too!!! In preschool I passed out clipboards on all fours with my mouth😂

    • @RobLikesToDraw
      @RobLikesToDraw 4 года назад +1

      Gigi Amazing 😂

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 4 года назад +1

      I think a lot of us did that lol. I pretended to be a lot of animals when I was little.

  • @endymionredacted1304
    @endymionredacted1304 4 года назад +23

    I found a log on my school field and adopted it, calling it Woody. I used to visit it every lunch time and left food out for it from my lunchbox every day. Eventually one of the boys from my school threw it over a fence and I cried.

    • @endymionredacted1304
      @endymionredacted1304 4 года назад +6

      I also ate grass

    • @michellefromthevoid
      @michellefromthevoid 4 года назад +4

      my best friend and I had a solid air freshener, the ones that are in plastic cones, and we drew a face on it and would carry it with us places and take turns taking care of it. Eventually, it went missing, cause her older brother thought what we were doing was really weird. We were like 16 at the time.

  • @amymay24
    @amymay24 4 года назад +92

    I used to think I invented the act of eating cucumber with a fork

    • @wilbur9094
      @wilbur9094 4 года назад

      I do that all the time lmao

    • @amymay24
      @amymay24 4 года назад +13

      @@wilbur9094 how could that be possible when I invented doing that when I was 7

    • @wilbur9094
      @wilbur9094 4 года назад

      @@amymay24 maybe you didn't invent it...
      Nevermind, that cant be it. Idk

    • @operaghosts
      @operaghosts 4 года назад +2

      holy shit why aren’t you famous for this dude

    • @thornprick2645
      @thornprick2645 4 года назад +2

      I thought I invented the word "earnest." Except I initially spelled it like the name. I didn't know the name or word existed and also my definition was more of just, an exclamation. You say it when you're frustrated, end of list. Mostly just like any degree of frustration. My best friend and I dragged it and made it into the basis of our club of two that we wrote songs for. For her birthday this year I paid someone on Fiverr to write a jingle based on "earnest" and the limited information I gave him. Honestly it's a jam.

  • @mairenoates8294
    @mairenoates8294 4 года назад +52

    When I was like 4 our something my family went to a tea party at my grandma’s retirement home. I was basically fully potty trained but y’know I was still new at it so when my 8 year old sister took me to the restroom I started a little too early. My mom forgot to bring extra undies so we just removed the messed one and were ordered not to speak of it. When we returned to the table however I stood up on the chair, shouted “dada look!” - as I thought my father should be informed of the situation at hand - and promptly flashed a reception sized room of elderly folk. The end

    • @ajaxtanner874
      @ajaxtanner874 4 года назад +1

      that shit happened to me yesterday, only i let some kid go outside cause i thought he wanted to play with the dogs. yeah next thing i know his pants are around his ankles and im hiding from everyone

    • @migaish_
      @migaish_ 4 года назад +1

      Mairen Oates omg that's gold 😂😂

  • @thelogIady
    @thelogIady 4 года назад +85

    How do you remember so much I don't remember anything more than 5 years ago

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +94

      When you’ve been struck by the cringe, you never forget.

    • @thelogIady
      @thelogIady 4 года назад +12

      @@KickThePj fair

    • @jessdewhurst4996
      @jessdewhurst4996 4 года назад +4

      I’m at a stage where I don’t even remember what I had for dinner the night before .. 🤓

    • @sarahfignutmum8235
      @sarahfignutmum8235 4 года назад +1

      As a child my family nickname was forgetful girl
      I still can’t remember much

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 4 года назад +1

      I'm 20 and anything like pre-15 years old? Gone. Do not remember like 90% of it except for the ✨traumatic experiences✨

  • @randomhuman_1999
    @randomhuman_1999 4 года назад +49

    Hmmm... I used to tell my friends and gullible younger sister that I had connections with a fairy-like world that was somehow accessed through the sewage system below my house. 😂😂😂

    • @anoja31
      @anoja31 4 года назад +6

      That sounds so cool 😂

    • @Chrokosaur
      @Chrokosaur 4 года назад

      You should have said that you sometimes like to go down to the sewers to meet the fairies. I can just imagine the look of horror on everybody's faces when she came back.

  • @corvuspika
    @corvuspika 4 года назад +43

    no no, i think that guy behind the hedge was also a zelda fan.

  • @SheWritesSeaofStars
    @SheWritesSeaofStars 4 года назад +15

    Just found out PJ was the kid that drinks glue in your class. Shocked and surprised. It will take me time to recover.

  • @lilly3920
    @lilly3920 4 года назад +4

    I remember back in 3rd grade I was head over heels for this girl in my class, my best friend even. She told me once she hated the color pink and her favorite color was green. Me, being insanely in love with her, lied and agreed that pink was the worst color and blue was my favorite. I kept up this lie for 7 years. I LIED about my favorite color for SEVEN YEARS. I had all my pink clothes thrown out, painted my bedroom blue, did everything in my power to make everyone believe my favorite color was blue, for no reason. It took me until my softmore year of highschool to realize it was okay to like the color pink and there was no reason to force myself to like blue.

  • @0rangejyus374
    @0rangejyus374 4 года назад +48

    I can't tell whether I would have been friends with little Pj or just think he was really weird.

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +20

      you would have thought i was very weird like everyone else

  • @mowesrik
    @mowesrik 4 года назад +30

    I...I used to seriously hiss at people when I got angry. I thought it was very cool😂😂

    • @jordanm3598
      @jordanm3598 4 года назад +3

      I don't know whether to be glad or concerned that I'm not the only one who used to do that 😂

    • @rhiannonj9138
      @rhiannonj9138 3 года назад

      SAME

  • @Chihirios10
    @Chihirios10 4 года назад +11

    That sniff sniff sniff part was absolute gold

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +6

      you must have something!

  • @evelynmirick91
    @evelynmirick91 4 года назад +47

    I lost my anti cringe goggles; that’s probably why I didn’t survive my childhood videos

  • @jenrrr
    @jenrrr 4 года назад +30

    One of my earliest memories is me in nursery playing by myself and pretending to be a kangaroo. I don't think I had any friends, but then again I don't think little me ever tried to make them so oh well

  • @starchild5993
    @starchild5993 4 года назад +41

    So the cringest thing I did was when one of my friends before me made internet and said there was a way to become a werewolf with a very cult like ritual (ah the 2000’s postions online) with four people. So we did it at school, at the back of the school during winter when it was over cast. Now mind you, I did this with some of the local kids/friends I had and I knew it already didn’t work which made us all upset, but I had an idea. Now since I was a child I can’t wear coats as it make me over heat a lot, but of course my mom knowing more about me then myself always put a hat on me, scarf, two jackets, boots, and many other warm things. Plus it helped I watched a lot of old horror movies about monsters. My idea? Act like I was becoming a werewolf and take off all those layers to pretend that I went full on beast. So at school we did the thing, and I did my plan. I began to pant and growl before it took off all my layers and howled. Many of my friends were amazed and touched me feeling my skin was hot and “furry”. So I said that because I was a werewolf I needed food, and they were confused and I said human flesh. They screamed and ran away as I chased them until one of them made it back to the front of the school which then I had to grab everything and put it back on and come out like nothing happened. They told a teacher who looked at me as I walked over calmly and screamed at me asking me what I was doing. I said we were playing a game and they got scared. They all looked at me confused as the teacher said not to play the game again and my friends walked up to me and asked if the ritual worked. I asked them, what ritual and walked off as the whistle was blown. From then on for a full year I was a werewolf and then over the summer we forgot about it.

    • @MoistCrumpet
      @MoistCrumpet 4 года назад +1

      Star Boi Ahahaha that’s hilarious 😂

    • @yanaposha
      @yanaposha 4 года назад +1

      that's one of the most epic stories I've heard. true legend

  • @eleanormaddock9603
    @eleanormaddock9603 4 года назад +7

    when I was five a vet talked to our class about how you aren’t supposed to feed birds bread because they forget how to find their own food. One of my most cringe memories is me, at a picnic, running over to two people probably in their THIRTIES and yelling at them not to feed the ducks. I was five, and shy, and as soon as my brain caught up with my mouth, I panicked, ran away, and hid. My parents still laugh about it.

  • @threeleggedcat
    @threeleggedcat 4 года назад +14

    As someone who talks to themselves all the time I relate to the witch story oh boy there’s been some awkward times

  • @bonnielennnox
    @bonnielennnox 4 года назад +25

    very much enjoyed both the anecdotes and the overalls. 10/10.

  • @jutakane
    @jutakane 4 года назад +18

    oh god this reminded me of how when I was like 8 my friend was showing to me that one prank where you pretend to eat something inedible,, so she was showing how she was ''eating'' a flower and I was just like pshh what's the big deal and actually ate a flower and then just everyone was looking at me weirdly

  • @corvuspika
    @corvuspika 4 года назад +24

    how dare that teacher remove you from your audience in the hygiene lesson.

  • @noorspanenburg2003
    @noorspanenburg2003 4 года назад +7

    when people asked me "what do you want to be when you grow up?" as a child, I would always answer "a dog or Mickey Mouse" ... you can't imagine how disappointed I was when I found out that I can't be either of them

    • @jordanm3598
      @jordanm3598 4 года назад +3

      I wanted to be a tarantula...
      Now absolutely terrified of spiders (but still a tiny bit disappointed)

  • @cattjohnson1114
    @cattjohnson1114 4 года назад +5

    I created a 'drug' cartel when I was 10 by crushing up leaves, flowers and weeds between 2 bricks that I found at the bottom of the field and wrapping them in leaves. Somebody also created a rival drugs cartel and I got my boys to take down the competition 😂woooooo gotta love state school

  • @albasapri3265
    @albasapri3265 4 года назад +26

    I was proper cackling at the witch cringe. Still am tbh 😂

  • @calradz
    @calradz 4 года назад +37

    i once deleted my brothers’ playstation account so he lost all his progress 😔

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +30

      That is hilarious

    • @calradz
      @calradz 4 года назад +5

      KickThePj i deeply regret my past deeds

  • @Wish-rm2qs
    @Wish-rm2qs 4 года назад +25

    Are you sure you want to open this pandora's box, Peej?

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +25

      I'm sure. It's time.

  • @corvuspika
    @corvuspika 4 года назад +14

    PJ is secretly into clown core.
    me too, PJ. me too.

  • @animeloverXinuyasha
    @animeloverXinuyasha 4 года назад +8

    What a dull teacher, I would have burst out laughing when you said 'Hi Jean~' Maybe puns weren't a thing back then idk

    • @Chrokosaur
      @Chrokosaur 4 года назад +1

      I dunno, some teachers just really don't like kids making innocent jokes. They probably think they're being "smart".

  • @akurvee
    @akurvee 4 года назад +32

    Last summer, I was out on a market with my father and stepmother and there was a lot of people around. When I was going around by myself looking at stuff, a bunch of boys walked towards me. One of the boys was riding a bike, and took out his hand to give me a high five. Dumb as I was, I reached out to give him one back but when I tried, he took away his hand and took it through is hair (as you do..). All of them laughed at me and continued to walk away. Please remember, there was a lot of people around and I'm sure many of them noticed and probably laughed too. I thought about that moment for weeks and it really haunted me. Thinking back now, it was kind of funny but at the time? Oh boy, I was dying inside. I hope that the group of boys has forgotten about it, as well as the other people around us.

    • @moniquecorich-hermans7430
      @moniquecorich-hermans7430 4 года назад +1

      That’s such a good example of something that everybody would 100% have forgotten a few days after they did it, but it haunts the poor anxious bean they did it to for years ahahaha I can guarantee they’d have done it to tonnes of people, and nobody but them would have found it particularly funny 😋 it happens every so often to everyone

    • @akurvee
      @akurvee 4 года назад +1

      @@moniquecorich-hermans7430 thank you, this made me feel less anxious about it haha

  • @daisysmart8874
    @daisysmart8874 4 года назад +15

    the subtle sick tunes song in the background when you were talking about doctor mario...

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +10

      good detective work chief

  • @alexiapenaflorida6828
    @alexiapenaflorida6828 4 года назад +33

    Pj: It was like a fever dream
    Me:So like a fever you can't sweat out???

  • @isometricspace4348
    @isometricspace4348 4 года назад +15

    ah, the christmassy intro really gets me in the festive spirit :)

  • @Cosmic_Mj
    @Cosmic_Mj 4 года назад +49

    Cringe things I did as a child: everything.

  • @mjwoodman
    @mjwoodman 4 года назад +37

    My whole life is high on the cringe scale

    • @anons.9200
      @anons.9200 4 года назад +1

      Same. Which is why I pretend that I dont have a past.

    • @mjwoodman
      @mjwoodman 4 года назад

      Anon S. I’ll do ya one better, become a spy and erase your past ~sneaky style~

  • @annie-il9dj
    @annie-il9dj 4 года назад +7

    me and my friends pretended to be shapeshifter animals. one girl was a cat, the other an aligator and i was a chicken.
    legit

  • @eleventyelena
    @eleventyelena 4 года назад +11

    The PJ Bond thing, was cringe, but it was also adorable, and clever. 😂

  • @elisecressatti
    @elisecressatti 4 года назад +8

    glad to know i'm not the only one who had no cool interesting war stories to tell about their italian bricklayer grandfather

  • @rachelpoole4497
    @rachelpoole4497 4 года назад +8

    If you DIDNT pretend to be some sort of animal on the playground as a child is have been more concerned

  • @totallynotobsessed
    @totallynotobsessed 4 года назад +5

    When I was a kid, instead of running around during recess, I would sit on a bench and read. The teachers hated this, and would make me walk around the playground. BUT. I was still allowed to read. That is how I earned the nickname ‘ball-magnet’ because I wouldn’t pay attention, and I would commonly get hit in the head with playground balls or basketballs or anything of the sorts.

  • @ShadowsenseProductions
    @ShadowsenseProductions 4 года назад +4

    In seventh grade, I convinced a few of my classmates that I was a vampire and kept up the bit for a whole year. I still get made fun of it sometimes when I see certain people. I also claimed once that I could see people's aura when they got hurt? I was a weird kid, man.

  • @LDJ27
    @LDJ27 4 года назад +3

    I’ve been looking forward to this video ever since you mentioned it on stream, and it did not disappoint 👌🏻 also ‘hi gene’ was very clever and I’m upset you didn’t get recognition for that improv

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +3

      thanks! im glad you enjoyed the pain and suffering

  • @jerryqueer
    @jerryqueer 4 года назад +23

    0 dislikes...AS IT SHOULD STAY

  • @lavenderbard
    @lavenderbard 4 года назад +3

    When I was around 8 or 9, I was already such a hopeless romantic that I told my mum that a boy from my class had said I was pretty and given me a gift. Of a Diddl keychain. That she'd bought me herself a few weeks back. (And she didn't say anything and let me pretend which was very nice of her tbh)
    (also ngl 12-year-old me would have loved the James Bond ask-out)

  • @satansapartments
    @satansapartments 4 года назад +4

    Omg I used to love the animorphs books, I didn't even know there was a show

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +5

      i loved the show! it was so good

  • @flyingdeskset
    @flyingdeskset 4 года назад +1

    The witch story was HILARIOUS. Such a kid thing to memorize and recite video game dialogue when you think you're alone 🤣

  • @user-tl9rl4mm8i
    @user-tl9rl4mm8i 4 года назад +4

    This tall man's nails, stories and outfit kills me

  • @VincentDotZip
    @VincentDotZip 4 года назад +3

    one time i tried to convince my friend that i literally OWNED THE SCHOOL

  • @stevenlomon
    @stevenlomon 4 года назад +1

    1:10 All I can think of when hearing this is that scene from Wacthmen.
    I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world.
    Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
    Man bursts into tears. "But doctor..." he says "I am Pagliacci."

  • @natalialecce7111
    @natalialecce7111 4 года назад +6

    Super cringe? I would have definitely said yes to Pj Bond.

  • @kaitlinmaness2120
    @kaitlinmaness2120 4 года назад +1

    that girl definitely ONLY remembers you as the guy who asked her out as James Bond and she tells all of her friends

  • @katie-rl7vh
    @katie-rl7vh 4 года назад +1

    At primary school my friends fooled me into believing that they were vampires and I was a werewolf- they’d go off to gossip about how silly I was for believing them.

  • @trashyliz765
    @trashyliz765 4 года назад +3

    The “hi gene” joke was funny she was just salty she didn’t come up with it first

  • @madelynrodriguez5283
    @madelynrodriguez5283 4 года назад +4

    Your nails are amazing dude

  • @gwen1033
    @gwen1033 4 года назад +2

    the snake one reminds me of that one year i used to pretend to be a cow.... yeah.... i ate grass at the playground in front of other kids....

  • @HaidebugCreates
    @HaidebugCreates 4 года назад +9

    I don’t remember the things I did as a kid because I’ve blocked it out lol

  • @FlyingShite
    @FlyingShite 4 года назад +2

    “Hi, Gene” had me cackling!! How could she not have appreciated that? 😂😂

  • @inaudiblechaos246
    @inaudiblechaos246 3 года назад +1

    The "get out!" After 'hi gene' had me rolling on the floor 😂seriously watch pj's face when he says that 😂

  • @FrankIerosBongWater
    @FrankIerosBongWater 4 года назад +1

    Oh god this still haunts me. Six months ago I had stayed up for 24 hours because I was struggling with really bad insomnia. Anyway, I was in science class working with the girl I liked and I think I was talking about the lab we were doing but I vividly remember saying "well the results say elsely" and she was like, "you mean otherwise?" And I just froze for like six seconds and said. "Yes"

  • @migaish_
    @migaish_ 4 года назад +1

    When I was like 10/11 I was in assembly so the whole school was there and my class were on the stage stairs up the front of the hall, with the principal standing in front of the stage handing out awards.
    Now at some point I went to the bathroom and came back just as the principal called out a student to get their award, but I didn't know this so when I was about to go behind her to my seat, she thought I was the student getting the award, took my hand and shook it, and I awkwardly ducked my head and scuttled back to my seat because I was confused and didn't want to embarrass myself.
    You could feel the confusion and awkwardness until I graduated I was known as the kid who pranked the principal lol

  • @puddinghoax
    @puddinghoax 4 года назад +2

    the cringiest thing i ever did was aggressively assert my heterosexuality because i didn't know i was a lesbian yet. i would literally plan out how i was going to look at a boy and make sure my friends noticed because that's totally something that every straight person does, you must plan your crushes or else they don't count.

  • @cori7860
    @cori7860 4 года назад +1

    It's sort of weird to see pictures of PJ as a little kid because whenever he talks about his childhood I imagine him looking as he does currently but just... scaled down?

  • @giannadimou
    @giannadimou 4 года назад +3

    I've had so many cringe-y moments in my childhood but i feel like i repressed most of those memories.
    I didn't have the best childhood.

  • @atreyi_c
    @atreyi_c 4 года назад +1

    These frequent videos are really making this year delightful

  • @hunyotiago1271
    @hunyotiago1271 4 года назад +9

    The title should be *Cringe the Pj*
    Ba dum tss

  • @bohemian_sun1659
    @bohemian_sun1659 4 года назад +4

    *if i got a voicemail from pj bond asking me to be his girlfriend. . . i’d 100% say yes*

  • @OnlyHereToSupport
    @OnlyHereToSupport 4 года назад +1

    I laughed so hard at the sniff sniff sniff part I cried and woke my boyfriend up. 🤣🤣🤣 it's been a little while since I last watched a video of you Peej and HOLY MOLLY YOU'RE PAST 1M 🙌🙌🙌 congrats!!! I've been sub for years and well I am proud haha

  • @Chloe-fr6dx
    @Chloe-fr6dx 4 года назад

    pj having memories from 2002, fully existing and living life doing impressions of james bond while i was a weird little toothless blob being fed milk was the weirdest thing my brains ever processed woah

  • @maxangel7292
    @maxangel7292 4 года назад +1

    I'd just like to thank you for the witch story and everything about it. I watched this vid in the morning and have laughed at the thought about 3 times before now when i go to sleep

  • @Philobbit
    @Philobbit 4 года назад +1

    When I was a kid I went to a fancy restaurant with my family. It was going well until I had to go to bathroom..., When I was done I saw some "perfume" (which was actually roomspray) so I doused myself with this "perfume" and when I was finished and went back to the table people kept looking at me until my dad inhaled and was like yeah we need to leave now and payed, I smelled up the restaurant like a skunk had sprayed me so on the way home all the windows had to be all the way open on the way home and I refused to take a bath so... The house smelled as well, it was cringe at 8 years old

  • @Hanaki20
    @Hanaki20 4 года назад +2

    I am still a child but ever since I was very little I've always wanted to crossdress... I don't know why but I've always had this urge to wear girl's clothes, I suppressed it for a while but when I was 13 and started going to puberty the urge returned after a dream. Ever since I've tried to do it in secret but I am so embarrassed when I think about it, I cringe at myself every time.

    • @mowesrik
      @mowesrik 4 года назад

      Don't worry that's not something to cringe at. Just because society's a bit shit about it doesn't mean it's cringy. I actually think crossdressing is pretty cool. Especially if it's something you like, you should try to embrace it even if some people say it's weird. But if you watch drag shows or smth like that you'll see that crossdressing has become quite popular actually. So just do it if you like it, I'm sure you look really nice as a woman!

  • @madanotap6492
    @madanotap6492 4 года назад +5

    On my first day of primary school I somehow managed to get into a wet tissue fight in the toilets.

  • @stacker63
    @stacker63 4 года назад +1

    OMG the james bond story!! i heard you talk about it on twitch with dean, cyarin and miles!
    this was such a good video pj!

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  4 года назад +3

      it was a difficult one to tell, it's just so... so bad

  • @ghostarson5074
    @ghostarson5074 4 года назад +1

    The witch thing had sent me into an uncontrollable fit of laughter I cant stop its been like 5 minutes help meeee

  • @AriaAsacura
    @AriaAsacura 4 года назад

    YOUR WITCH VOICE STORY REMINDED ME when i was like,,,idek, 14? way too old to be joking at myself, i went to an aquarium and saw little turtles swimming around. idk what it was about them, but i'd recently watched a dane cook video about steve irwin where he does a (terrible) impression, so i used the voice he did from that to voice the turtles talking to eachother? just me on my own doing steve irwin and some looney tune character going on an adventure. having my own good time, think im on my own
    i turn my head and see an old an staring at me.
    literally ran back to my parents in horror

  • @nevermindneven
    @nevermindneven 4 года назад

    > is inspired by PJ's whole asthetic and attitude and just... everything for many years
    > also really loves clowns and basically always defends them when ppl argue that clowns are scary and gross cause I have a weird affection for clowns
    > realizes PJ's been a clown this whole time-
    wait. does. does this mean.... _everything is connected_

  • @yasminstrautins
    @yasminstrautins 4 года назад +3

    I almost peed myself laughing while listening to the legend of Zelda witch story. Thanks for always sharing the positive vibes PJ!

  • @shaneilhillier9590
    @shaneilhillier9590 4 года назад +3

    Here’s one of my cringe stories: when I was 14 (yes, I was 14! I was doing this when I was fucking 14) I used to play the entire hamilton soundtrack and sing and do the full choreography and make my parents, my grandparents, and any other relatives around watch the show. I try and block it out of my memory now.

  • @sarah-hj8se
    @sarah-hj8se 4 года назад +4

    in year 2 me and my friend convinced receptions that there was an earthquake coming to kill us and traumatised them whoops