The only problem with that text though is that she looks genuinely conventionally attractive, so it seemed less like a roast to me and more like this guy has unreasonably high standards.
I like how its a 10 year old random that uses a trash filter and think its funny and so many people look at it bcs someone though it was a good idea to place it into a video.
My brother tried to get a girlfriend by saying “hey I’ve got news!” She said “what??” He said “ dis d*ck” she said “ oh good I thought it was big news” destruction 100
She:"Pineapple on Pizza?" He:"When I'm emperor of England this will be punishable by death" She:"I see" He:"But I may show mercy on beautiful women" She:"Well that's a relief" He:"You will not be spared" Savage! LMAO. This man won the internet for the next decade. :')
There is a sunflower field that advertised as the perfect place to take a selfie They now will not let anyone in because people kept damaging the sunflowers and there were even people who tried to storm the place For a selfie
These are good pick up lines: *goes on Tinder and tries one* Her: LMAO that's sooo funny Me: Hehe, I'm a funny guy Her: If only I wasn't on the other side of the planet, I'd take you for a ride~ Me:
I met my husband on Match back in the day. He was the only one I met because I didn't want to pay for it and only had a week trial. Worked out though. It's been 15 years and I still like him. I mean I love him too but liking someone for that long is harder.
These make me think of getting tinder. Seriously. Maybe in hopes for getting to be as witty (even though its probably hopeless) Your patrick impression is insanely good btw
Kenneth Irgendwas “even though it’s probably hopeless”.... change that to “I succeed at anything I do”... don’t forget to keep your chin up and shoulders back, now go make that video young Chadwick
If you skip to 9:16 on the top right I know that girl, she recently had a surfing accident and is now paralysed from neck down. if you don't believe me search up Jess Collins
There are a handful of good "post reading" channels on RUclips but this one definitely has the buddy vibe going on. This always just feels like when me and the boys were having a smoke reading dumb memes and making voices about it xD Good times~
Here’s a random idea. Y’know how we hate watching ads, well, the day you end up making ur own add, then you’ll end up only watching ads, waiting for your ad.🤔
9:17 if you actually wanted to know: There's one near Spanish Lake, MO at Columbia Bottom Conservation Area. Every late summer/early fall they plant several fields of sunflowers that get FULL of both family and single photoshoots. Like, normally quiet park suddenly has hundreds of cars lined up and down the road. There's a chance they don't get planted this year because they're still cleaning up after the second highest flood of all time, but planting season is a ways off so I think it'll be fine.
"I show mercy on beautiful women"
"That's a relief!"
*"You will not be spared"*
I nearly broke my neck. I wanna be best friends with this man.
TheRagingInfernape This dude is the legend of the entire era.
He won the roast game........
but at what cost?????
jk jk... she actually thinks Pineapple on pizza is forgiveable.
*are u ok my guy?*
wench!
The only problem with that text though is that she looks genuinely conventionally attractive, so it seemed less like a roast to me and more like this guy has unreasonably high standards.
The "I like your glasses" "They're not for sale" Response was straight from Moss of the TV show the I.T Crowd. That guy's a man of culture
i’m disabled, and I’ve lost my wheelchair
Yeah I loved it
You sir are a man of culture for getting the reference
The first rule of Street Countdown is: Always talk about Street Countdown! It's a lovely game and we're trying to get more people involved.
Your 100th like
"Whats up I'm chad."
-Damien 2019
hi Chad, I'm dad
@@razgriss5882 hi dad im dad
Noah Stout hi dad, I’m rad
@@kathytrinh7062 hi rad im ufat
“I’m from Santa Monica California, I’m 23 and I love boogie boarding in my free time”
1:28 I like how this guy’s shirt say borrowed identity!
I like how its a 10 year old random that uses a trash filter and think its funny and so many people look at it bcs someone though it was a good idea to place it into a video.
ImRengar OTP ._.
ImRengar OTP ._.
ImRengar OTP ._.
ImRengar OTP ._.
Dude. That patrick voice is on point.
Sounded exactly like Arin Hanson of Game Grumps when he voiced Impa in his Ocarina of Time playthrough.
all of his voices are on point. have you heard his impression of the yo mama guy?
gsmskrr0 joe swanson
Annemarie Henry Thiem “lost in comments” this is a reply thread
Time stamp?
5:50 i love how Damien gets so excited that’s so cute
TINder
14 year old girls: i felt that.
oh shit i felt that
I don’t get it 😩
Woah I felt that too
FBI Open Up!
I felt the deep 😫👌🙏😩 and then rolled in it 💯
My brother tried to get a girlfriend by saying “hey I’ve got news!” She said “what??” He said “ dis d*ck” she said “ oh good I thought it was big news” destruction 100
speech 0
Ouch
man got rejected in the best way possible
Guy in a disguise: It's me, ur GF
Guy: oh, hey, love you
Guy in a disguise: hah, gay, it's me Kyle
R/suddenlygay
God dammit Kyle, not again!
That's how I got a straight dude to date me.
Kyleeeee...
Kyle used the reality monster-
The “real man” scared me
its an scp XD
The title makes it even more ironic. It's called human, refuted.
Kinda thinking about doing that too lol
What you don’t like my brother?
SCP-3199 or sumn
Wtf how is your Patrick impression so good?! 😂
nO THis iS påTRik
Tbh all his impressions are good.
Where
Hes Patrick.
That's cause it's not Damien, it's PATRICK
Damien is so wholesome. He just dies from cute animals, and then hes like "Oh! A flowchart! I love these : )" and it melts my heart omg
6:37 I knew she looked old but to be born on the 7th day of creation, darn.
I guess she’s 30-40
@@hazardous458 what
@@hazardous458 it was meant to be a joking insult. I think that's what you call it.
@@hazardous458 but I feel bad for saying it. She is probably young.
Cooper Spence What’s weird is her jaw seems to be in the late 20s however her body is in the late 30s
"That was one take! That was *one* take, I am a GOD!" - I cracked up at that!
* in the voice of a Spanish speaking ten year old* : SWIPER NO SWIPING
5*
Well there's a movie coming out with Dora but she's in high school this time so she's like 14/15
Luuk dOtA
@@mynamo12 oops.
I said it in spanish
Luuk
*4
1:24 I love how “her” shirt says “Borrowed Identity”. 🤣
Flight attendant: you want to hijack my heart?
Him: sure idk have to fly a plane?
Her: *_why are you crashing into the towers?_*
Ok steven
R/IHadAStroke?
YOU!
@@bloggingoreo r/wooosh
R/cursedcomments
She:"Pineapple on Pizza?"
He:"When I'm emperor of England this will be punishable by death"
She:"I see"
He:"But I may show mercy on beautiful women"
She:"Well that's a relief"
He:"You will not be spared"
Savage! LMAO. This man won the internet for the next decade. :')
Nah, corona is leading so far
my favourite subreddit is r/Tinder, especially because I never plan on using it
ok
it's not like you're missing out on much anyways i doubt you'd match with anyone
I doubt it too, but why do you think that?
@@benditogames See that's you're problem, You're suppose to light the match on fire. Then things get real lit.
7:57
GODDAMNIT DR. BRIGHT, STOP GIVING SCP-3199 TINDER!
gotta love that madlad
@@DenethorDurrandir Fair enough.
Holy cow, that thing scared the HELL out of me ngl
04:47 that's a Jim Jefferies joke and I'm very disappointed that no one has pointed that out so far.
And I thought I was the only one that noticed :\
Nope...just waiting on you
Damn i was looking for people who got that reference and was about to be dissappointed.... Thank you!!!!
Thank you for pointing this out, I was beginning to worry that nobody else had noticed lol
5:15 Damien NO I almost ruined my keyboard spitting out my drink from laughing
Your Patrick impression is actually mind blowing
waiting for someone to reply with a THATS NOT HIS VOICEEE!!
DanYT they will be wrong
DanYT they will be wrong
@@pasdor9936 yeah ik but its pretty satisfying to wooosh someone
🤯
Do r/breadstapledtotrees pls.
Someone's been asking for it for a week
is that someone you?
Yaaaaasss love that sub
Soo... has it been a month now?
@@CommanderNissan try 7 months
r/treesstapledtobreads ?
Real Human Man looks pretty [REDACTED] imo
Yeah, he reminds me of [DATA EXPUNGED].
Yeah kinda looks like ████████
i shit myself when it popped up its 4 am lmao
Don't think it, looks more like [DATA EXPUNGED] to me, don't you think?
There is a sunflower field that advertised as the perfect place to take a selfie
They now will not let anyone in because people kept damaging the sunflowers and there were even people who tried to storm the place
For a selfie
I actually had to pause on the Patrick voice, I laughed too much 😂😂❤️
These are good pick up lines:
*goes on Tinder and tries one*
Her: LMAO that's sooo funny
Me: Hehe, I'm a funny guy
Her: If only I wasn't on the other side of the planet, I'd take you for a ride~
Me:
I am a girl because I have long hair
Disguise: -4
I randomly found this channel and now I love it.
42 super likes.
Never used tinder, but I was on POF, met a couple fine and a couple of shity people, and then I met my husband LOL
I was your 42 like :)
I met my husband on Match back in the day. He was the only one I met because I didn't want to pay for it and only had a week trial. Worked out though. It's been 15 years and I still like him. I mean I love him too but liking someone for that long is harder.
@@-alyxix-6562 lmao I'm surprised it got even that many likes!!
Evelyn Buckels eexdee
@@-alyxix-6562 don't know what thank means but thanks I think lol
Damien: I don't like the word egger. Don't include that.
Jack: *How bout I do anyway*
I love how all your intros are synchronized with the music, adds a charm.
ok damien saying "oh a flow chart i love theeese" was so ADORABLE LMAO
"I want someone to take me out" "Like on a date or murder?"
"Surprise me"
LOL
Well hi there...someone verified
@Huy Vũ Tuấn Phạm who is this person
@Huy Vũ Tuấn Phạm gay
man came here just to say LOL
that is a basically a laugh track sorry for being rude
Yo why is that Patrick voice literally perfect
2:31 the smooths line I’ve seen through a text ever 😂😂😂
It’s 2 am and I did not need that image of the “totally real human”
Chelsea low-key quoted an entire Jim Jefferies joke 😂
someone else caught that lol.
Can we just talk about how amazing his impressions are?
Bruh Damien's patrick impression is stupidly on point i thought he was playing a recording of an actual scene
Your patrick voice was spot on 😂
Damien, Your Thor and Patrick Impressions are spot on dude
"I'm here to change the game!"
Okay, you got me. Th-That one, that was pretty good.
can we just appreciate the good impersonation of patrick star
Day 1 of asking emkay to post r/breadstapledtotrees JUST HELPING HI THERE
Damn, Damien’s impersonation as actually bomb asf, first Shaggy now Patrick 👏🏾👏🏾
3:55 you on fiverr? That's a pretty good Patrick.
I lost it when he said "I'm here to change the game"😂😂😂
5:13 honestly scared the crap outta me, my name is Chelsea 😭
@5:49
I love how excited Damien got here
Edit: I fixed the time so you can hear the happy little gasp
These make me think of getting tinder. Seriously.
Maybe in hopes for getting to be as witty (even though its probably hopeless)
Your patrick impression is insanely good btw
Kenneth Irgendwas “even though it’s probably hopeless”.... change that to “I succeed at anything I do”... don’t forget to keep your chin up and shoulders back, now go make that video young Chadwick
BWAHAHAHA, you did Patricks voice, I had to stop the video! LMAO!
Jeez, these were some smooth lines I’m actually impressed
If you skip to 9:16 on the top right I know that girl, she recently had a surfing accident and is now paralysed from neck down. if you don't believe me search up Jess Collins
2:20 Maaan that guy just beat the flirting game. 🤯Where can I sign up for a course🤓
I didn't get it
“There are no fat ugly studs.”
Ron Jeremy: *Am I a joke to you?*
1:55 for some reason I laughed so hard I choked on my own saliva...
"There are not fat ugly studs."
Excuse, may I present Ron Jeremy?
There are a handful of good "post reading" channels on RUclips but this one definitely has the buddy vibe going on. This always just feels like when me and the boys were having a smoke reading dumb memes and making voices about it xD Good times~
Damn. That Patrick impression is amazing, congrats man. Now you know who to go as to that Halloween party.
4:14 my name . is Also isa and the way you pronounced it triggered my fight or flight reaction
Patrick Star impersonation got you subsribed and liked. beautifully done. ON POINT
He hate stairs, he hate standup comedy, he hate morning bread
4:14 I'm more impressed that he was able to get all 3 of them to swipe right on him
8:38 “I’d go with cat” you heard it here first Damien is Shane Dawson
Man... you do a VERY good Patrick impression, honestly, that was on point!
Was just watching an old r/creepypms of yours when I saw this. Am happy now 😊
THE PATRICK VOICE IS ACCURATEEEEE I'M DYING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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The fact that the Patrick voice was ON POINT killed me 😂
4:48 Hey, that’s Jim Jeffries!
damien’s love for flowcharts is the purest thing
Here’s a random idea. Y’know how we hate watching ads, well, the day you end up making ur own add, then you’ll end up only watching ads, waiting for your ad.🤔
OMG, your Patrick impression is spot on! I'm dying laughing!
Tinder
Tin
der
Tin deer
BOYS. THE SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED. TINDER HAS A SECRET. TIN DEER.
I now have a deer wearing a army uniform stuck in my head
6:35 - “They’re not for sale” - pulling out some “The I.T. Crowd” quotes. 👓
I'm having frickin' nightmares tonight cuz of the real human man!
I am on a streak of watching 10 r/Tinder videos. I am still going. My boredom level is high.
3:29 you having intrest already my guy
At 0:27 when you said “hate stairs” my Siri turned on. I didn’t know you had this much power EmKay.
Me starting a conversation on tinder: hello, but bye, have to go to school because I am still in highschool so maybe I'll text you later bye
"But I'm not 16 I swear."
I’m dying with that perfect patrick impression
8:00
BRIGHT! DID YOU MADE A TINDER PROFILE FOR 3199!?
Was looking for these.
Found the dr. bright joke. I can die happy now. SOMEONE CHUCK ME INTO 682'S BATH
9:17 if you actually wanted to know: There's one near Spanish Lake, MO at Columbia Bottom Conservation Area. Every late summer/early fall they plant several fields of sunflowers that get FULL of both family and single photoshoots. Like, normally quiet park suddenly has hundreds of cars lined up and down the road.
There's a chance they don't get planted this year because they're still cleaning up after the second highest flood of all time, but planting season is a ways off so I think it'll be fine.
My first response to the “real human man” was ,that’s an scp. Because it is
It’s scp-3199
That patrick impression is amazingly accurate congrats on that
Yo they did not do a good job censoring 6:52... its clearly riverpark and theres a target with a starbucks inside 😂
Patrick bitching to his gf is something I didn't know I needed until I heard it. XD XD XD
Idk if this is your first r/tinder post but If it is please do more
tapukokomaster YT it’s not:)
you will be amazed when you find the playlist
OMG THAT PATRICK IMPRESSION WAS SO GOOD
Damn.
I wish I was that smooth.
I’m like a sandpaper brick.
Seriously the r/tinder videos are my favorite. 🤣🤣🤣 10/10 would swipe again! 💯
Day 1 of asking EmKay to post r/breadstapledtotrees
My experience on Tinder is... well I just never get matched, and when I do, they're a bot that wants my CC info. Ehh.
The Patrick meme and voice lmfaoooo
4:49 THATS A JIM JEFFRIES QUOTE WTFRICK
That Patrick voice was spot-on omg
Who tf is Blank and why does he have a street named after him?
LOL